/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I want to have sex with Eimi

Ember and Runie taking turns farting on my face!

Goodnight

I want to have sex with femanon

Loki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0qv_CcgsJA
Yuu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbshM989WzU

Loki's new song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjnRd2NaRck

>>71342915
Get on the queue

https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru/status/1768280846661013921
Michi...

>>71342886

It's phase friend Minna's birthday, go say hi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YPGBbdABro

I dreamt of her last night...

Phasers are the best livers.

Nasa reached 10K followers on Twitter!

https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa/status/1768282686987378997

Fuck mass appeal I'm going to start making posts that are funny to exactly 3 guys

Imagine if all of Runie's normalfaggotry turns out to be kayfabe. In reality she has no job, no friends, no healthy lifestyle. She has always lived contained deep in her mother's basement with debilitating mental illness just consuming alcohol and media. Convincing everyone that she is normal is the greatest ruse imaginable.

>>71342809 PB
Insurance companies do not have a mind of their own. This is when the competence and sanity of an entire people is displayed. I know, I live in "America". Overthrow the tyranny and secure new Guards that have your best interest in mind.

Save me, Chinese girl... Chinese girl... save me...

>>71343034
what was it about?

NEW YEARS NOODLES
>Airi
>Clara
>Dizzy
CHRISTMAS CAKE
>Pippa
>Lumi
>Runie
>Hina
>Shiina
BABBY
>Lia
>Rie
>Muyu
>Eimi
>Saya
Who else goes where?

>>71343071
Isn't it obvious? PC only does nepohire after all so she must be menhera

I want to hold Eimi down and tickle her until she pisses herself

>>71343071
take your b12 weirdo bitch

>>71343003
she's just like me, fr fr, i've been playing lemon on repeat for the past 2 days

>>71343003
>electro swing
Is it a song name or the genre itself?

>>71343206
erina is one of the youngest
tenma is a year younger than pippa

>>71343206
Eimi is not a babby, she's just zoomer brained.

I love Shiina!

>>71343276
it's a genre

>>71343235
I wrote this post

Surely this thread will be better!

>>71343416
111%

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 47 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>71343276
It's a vibration

Which phase girl has the most infinitely stretchable pulsating asshole?

>>71343276
Michi has good taste.
I bet she dances alone in her room.

my muyu gangrape commission is in progress I hope it's soon bros

>>71343416
Have you considered that maybe threads are only bad when you are in them? If you remove yourself from /pcg/ every thread will be a good thread.

>>71343175
I saw her in that outfit at church. Panicked because I recognized the girl as Lumi while everyone was sort of filing in. Afterward I picked her a bunch of flowers, which for some reason included aloe, and gave them to her trying not to sperg out and just telling her I like her. She did that 'I love hiiiiiiim!' thing and giggled then said they'll make good tea. She even invited me to join her for aloe tea whatever that would actually be but I woke up before I could.
I've been thinking about it and smiling to myself like an idiot all morning...

I love Runie Ruse

>>71343466
>Muyu gangrape
All me

>>71343479
>:(
You leave the nasa ritualposter alone!

>>71343276
You've probably seen this video once before:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4
That's electro swing.

>>71343466
Based. My Muyu dog rape comm is coming along nicely too

>>71343462
Sophia

>>71343513
it's so over for you, im sorry bro

>>71343639
Are you the anon that posted the multiple poses the other day? Did you go with pose D?

>>71343464
Bet you she can Ankha dance...

>>71343585
>posts in thread
>thread is bad
Makes you think....

Damn, Loki was in such luxury onsen?

>>71343687
Yes and yes

>>71343715
it is literally a ritualpost

>tfw I want to have sex with all of gen 3
Fishman really upped the quality of his whorehouse.

>>71343747
Based

Man I want to FUCK Jelly

Have baby boirds recovered from their oshi's complete and utter humiliation?

>>71343464
But electro swing is shit...

>>71343924
I wish this was nanobites. If I squint it almost works

>>71343966
no, i'm still so erect it's painful

"Jannies could be here" he thought, "I've been in these threads before. There could be Jannies anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE NIGGERS" he thought. Red Hot Jump reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $45 cozy orange colored coffee circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of minorities after dark. "With a Nasa squibby, you can niggerpost anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>>71343206
It was implied during their collab that Airi and Runie are the same age or that Runie might be older than Airi. To be clear I don't think Airi is actually that old, they're probably 34ish at most. Also is shiina not the oldest? She's talked about things from the early 90s before.

>27 streamers
>30 squibs

>>71342845
Lumi is gross :s

Why the fuck am I seeing capipis and jellybellies randomly pop up in a Starship test flight thread in /sci/?

>>71344067
Where's the service then? Surely at least one of them isn't busy...

>>71344067
I don't believe you, why don't you provide some proof?

>>71344478
Cultural relevance

You too can now have Michi listen to your 2 listen album as she's taking suggestions! https://www.twitter.com/shisuimichiru/status/1768280846661013921?s=20

>>71343513
that's a lovely dream anon, i'm glad you're happy, i would have started crying if i woke up from that dream

>>71344376
Shiina is a Christmas cake but not a hag

I want to see Panko, I miss her

>>71344637
who's gonna tell him

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>71344637
the accident was 4 years ago, you have to let her go anon

>>71343206
Jelly, Remi, and Erina are all babby

>>71344593
This was completely banned in 1990:
https://www.youtube.com/live/Ki9gv0RQvdg?t=2376

>>71344682
I saw one of them with a spooky book the other day and chanting coming from their den. I hope they aren't doing what I think they're doing

>>71344682
>>71344759
Wait, why am I the insane one here?

Marry and impregnate lumi!

>>71344905
I will

>>71344831
If there was a fire and the guy was wearing a black robe, that was me.

>>71344877
She's dead anon. You even missed the funeral merch. It shipped already.

>>71344877

>>71344905
I can't take it anymore

>>71344905
These hands look cute.

this pathetic Lumi gosling who’s always talking about his dreams and how sad he is is a newfag right? he’s only been posting here for like a month

>>71344954
I used an ouija board to hear from her again and this is all she had fo say...
(We need a ghost panko and necromancer cultists panko squib)

/pcg/ you have to let go...

Hi

I think the Filipino phase talents should have a Tagalog only collab

>>71345275
Shut up Angelo

Eimi looks like Sid the Sloth

IT'S IN THE GAME

>>71345385
I don't see it

I want to take ecstasy with Eimi and Hina

>>71345070
hold on for 50 min
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYqlaGQbzYs

La creatura

Evil woman cute.

>>71345434
They don't do drugs

>>71345446
i didn't know the game was out already

>>71345524
yeah, i was also surprised when one of my firends was playing it last night

>>71345358

>>71345493

I don't like the new eimi posters.
I just hope they don't get as annoying as the runie avatarfags

>>71345499
Anon...

>>71345549
yeah i have a lot of friends too

Panko....

>>71345646
Stop slandering them

>>71345493
AAAAIIIIIEEEE ADVERTISER-SAMA DON'T LOOK

>>71345488
I want her to forcibly extract my seed for nefarious purposes starting a family

>>71345551
Oh fuck off I just looked up random Filipino names on Google so don't bullshit me

>>71345752

>>71344905
This but it's a shotgun wedding after the pregnancy test comes back positive and while it's a decent relationship that one moment of carnal weakness is always a mark on the record.
(She threw up right after the ceremony and we blamed it on car sickness).

>>71345499
Why do you think that?

[phase enemy news]


Phase enemy pacific plate subduction zone triggered another 5.4 earthquake off the coast of Fukushima, ending Yuu and Loki's streams (they were gonna end anyways)

>spent a not insignificant amount of hours learning how to play Phase friend Stellaris
>it's shit
How do I cope with this?

>>71345989
Are they dead???

Would you eat your oshi's during a funeral premiere if she asked you to?

>>71345854
Wow that's evil.

>>71346018
Play better games.

>>71345989
Climate change is real...

>>71346104
my oshi's what?

>>71346104
>funeral premiere
A what

>>71346104

>>71345989
actually grim

>>71346184
dog

>>71345989
Phase enemy pacific plate subduction zone HATE

>>71346139
I braved the retarded learning curve for nothing. I'll never recover.

>>71346104
Man, flips are weird

>>71346267
ck2 hit me with that
double digit hours gone

>>71346018
You should learn mahjong

>>71345989
Sorry, I'll be more careful on the trampoline next time.

DO NOT JONG

>>71346267
Should have played modded Minecraft instead!

[Erina News] Happy White Day

>>71346389
Eimi would be way more into it than that

what is this nightmare! its like ... like erina is telepathically controlling my penis?! KAKAROOOT

>>71346104
Sir, this is an english speaking board

Even being a gumi is one step above a jonger. Never Jong anon

UUUUU I MISS PANKO

>>71345989
ｱｲ!!

>>71346475
STOP DOXXING PANKO

>>71346184
>>71346221
Your oshi's flesh is going to be served as a snack in the premiere viewing of her recorded funeral. Obviously. It's in the contract that Sakana can film their funerals and show them in movie theaters.

I love this Panda

>>71345973
Because most people don't and they don't seem the type anyway

>>71346553
How can you love her when she is gone?

Majsoul Friends Room 25372(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=25372

>>71346571
Panko is forever

>>71346574

Btw Pico somehow got her application to 神域リーグ accepted and will be joining a icebreaker(?) event tomorrow to hopefully get accepted as a contestant.

>>71346574
Go back to your containment thread
>>71308716

>>71346624
English doko

Do you think Lia would enjoy sucking my penis?

>>71346731
Yes

>>71346631
I didn't even know there was a jong thread now in vt

>>71346731
My penis? yes she does

You have no idea just how powerful Clara is. In her orisong she states she can achieve 1 BILLION volts of potential. Do you have any idea just how much that is? Lightning strikes can occur with as little as a few tens of thousands of volts, and up to hundreds of thousands. She has control over TEN THOUSAND TIMES more potential! According to the Meek Criteria for the breakdown voltage of air, at standard conditions for temperature and pressure, you can create an electric arc in air with 3.4 megavolts. That means Clara can create an arc of lightning at about 300 meters! And that's in relatively dry air, if the humidity is increased, the arc distance can go up by a lot, enough to make an arc from over a kilometer for sure!
With 1 BILLION volts, even if you were wearing a full body gimp suit made of 2 centimeter thick electrically insulating rubber, she'd be able to grab your shoulder and effortlessly electrocute you through the rubber as if you were wearing nothing!
Clara's potential is so high that to be able to manipulate those voltages, her electrical organs have to be made of DIAMOND, because that's the only material with enough dielectric strength to have a chance at containing them. Literal DIAMOND.
Do you know how many electrical eels you'd need to generate as much voltage as one Clara? One eel can generate up to 860 volts, so one Clara is equivalent to 1 163 000 adult electric eels. With large eels of around 20 kilograms with around the density of water, that's 23 million liters of eels. An olympic swimming pool has a capacity of about 2.5 million liters, so that means to create as many volts as a SINGLE CLARA, you need about 10 Olympic swimming pools filled to the brim with electric eels.
If the current generated by Clara scales similarly, since an electric eel creates a shock of 0.2 amperes, this means Clara can muster 4.6 mega-amps! With this much current, Clara only needs to shock you for a nanosecond and you will explode with as much energy as a kilogram of TNT!
This is the true power of Clara Kaminari.

>>71346683
Shiniki Ri-gu

>suddenly lots of Michi posting
something is up. it's my dick.

>>71346683
It's that streamer/vtuber jong league

Erina should get drunk

>>71346868
>Michi will not play divegrass this weekend

Pippa is NOT submissive.

>>71346731
Lia strikes me as the type to get hyped up about giving blowjobs but then losing interest after its been a few minutes and you haven't came.

Pipkiss

>>71346956
https://files.catbox.moe/qb07xs.mp4

>Eimi all nervious about raiding pippa
>pippa completely ignores her
I anti pippa now

jelly graduation rrat looks worse every day, and it was a pretty shitty one to begin with

https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa/status/1768287840620924933
rural japan is something else

If you had to choose only one phase girl to marry and make babies with, which one would you choose?
For me it'd be Uruka

>>71347040
Was this last night I'm watching the VOD right now?

>>71346956
How new?

>>71347133
yes right at the end

>>71347058
Worse as in
>this is looking more likely
or
>this has no legs to stand on
?

>>71347040
She was distracted by the collab, dummy

>>71347075
Wemi is already my baby, and will be my bride

>>71347075
Shiina, imagine the autism. Our children would be savants in fields that haven't been invented yet.

>>71347075

>>71347075
I can't even take care of myself so none.

>>71347196
latter

>>71347075
Jelly

>>71346574
Go look somewhere man I'm not gay so I'm not really interested in sitting in a room alone with you

>>71346933
>gets suspended
>Da Michi is silent on the issue
Why doesn't she care about divegrass?

>>71347271
Yeah, Jelly was just graduation baiting to shit on the /here/tards.

>>71347246
>>71347226
>>71347277
hag love

Iori is going to be teaching us about what girls like to receive as presents in a little over 40 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwHaDhGo1d8

>>71347040
>Pippa
>attentive during a collab
hamnigs everybody. She barely even reads chat during collabs which she is really good at usually cause she's trying to relax. Watch streams.

>>71347246
>>71347226
Cucks

>>71347069
nice

>>71347343
>Watch streams.
I will NOT watch pippa fuck you

>>71347321
Iori would like to receive more than 100 viewers

>>71347396
Then shut the fuck up and don't talk about shit you don't know about.

I feel like threads are starting to go down in quality again the past couple days

>>71347445
The IDs

>>71347433
>ham sends me to the react andy
>she ignores her
That's all I need to know faggot

>>71347413

>>71347445
It's fes time anon. This is normal. And last night was kinda wild.

>>71347196
I think he means the latter, and agreed.
All it took to move to East Coast And Central European Morning™ and the donos started to pour in.

>>71347445
life has its ups and downs, get used to it

>>71347413
Kill yourself numberfag

>>71347445
On the bright side it seems Eimi addressing her schizo on stream made them calm down. One less retard to shit up the threads.

erina aloof

>>71345204

>>71347491
>seething
Keep going please this is tasty

>>71347515
>Eimi addressing her schizo on stream
Timestamp?

>>71347515
I'm gonna go take his place

>>71347581
The "schizo" she called out was one of her new mods. Doubt it has anything to do with the thread.

Erina delusional

>>71347515
It was done fairly tastefully too. I'm genuinely surprised. Stuff like that's extreme make-or-break for a chuuba especially an EN one since there's a higher incentive to just lash out but she was cordial and understanding rather than pulling a Finana and it endeared me a fair bit to her.

>>71347581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GA6_CeoPPA&t=11119
>Nigger consistently having melties on /pcg/ about Eimi hating him
>She asks people to not go mentally ill over her, and says she's watching

>>71347566
So much for European free healthcare...
Rip

>>71347663
>schizo
>mod
grim

why would you choose a schizo to be your mod? only makes sense if they know you irl...uh...

>>71346831
Clara WILL heat my frozen pizza and say I'm a good boy

>>71346956
Dom stands for alpha chad for the local autists. You're not gonna reach them, because they get mad at the idea of Pippa being an "alpha chad" by their definition.

>>71347720
All her organs liquefied on the spot... There's nothing anyone could've done.

>>71347711
Despite being a schizo herself she knows how to handle her chat relatively well.

>>71347779
Cause she isn't one lmao. She folds like wet cardboard if she isn't comfortable.

>>71347779
Women can't be doms

>>71347491
>wah 1 in 15 Pippa streams is react content
>that's like 214% in retard math
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
Why are you such a dishonest whiny little phase friend?

>>71347711
Shiina has fucked up adressing her schizos multiple times

>>71347767
She said sakana picked them, but I wouldn't put it past Eimi having actually picked one of her friends as a mod.

>>71347720
You get what you pay for

>>71347767
you don't know whether someone is a schizo or not just based on the application

Lumi is live
https://www.twitch.tv/lumituber/

>>71346868
>suddenly tweeting
>multiple replies
>seems energetic
I hope it's because she ate especially good meat

>>71346018
Stellaris is a sandbox you dick around in with a couple dozen mods, not something to 'learn' how to play

>>71347948
paradox games have been shit for the past decade. they really lost their way. fuck them and fuck swedes in general.

>>71347852
It's a sad world where one side refuses to understand what "on average" means while the other side understands the average perfectly well, but refuses to understand that outliers exist.

>>71347838
>Pippa is not an alpha chad
I understand your worldview, it's just that I think it's retarded. People like what they like, they don't have to fulfill your made up bonus qualifications.

>>71347779
>pippa
>alpha
My sides

ロキ様をとても愛しています、それだけです

Please check out Loki-sama's new cover she released today
https://youtu.be/EjnRd2NaRck
https://youtu.be/EjnRd2NaRck
https://youtu.be/EjnRd2NaRck

>>71347413
Low views means she's still groomable

>>71348000
I'm not saying that she is, you stupid owl.

>>71347993
outliers are irrelevant and taking them seriously is why the west is going to shit to begin with
you are just coping

>>71347896
Fuck you

Lumi Live REAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYqlaGQbzYs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYqlaGQbzYs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYqlaGQbzYs

>>71347777
>https://youtu.be/Q61Q94Zx4FE
Seems plausible!

Lumi????????

>>71347993
Watch streams + L + you are a fgt

>>71348018
It's amazing she might be my favorite singer in phase. I want to hear her duo with Clara, or Erina.

>>71347069
Nasa is a magical creature, living in some Touhou-ass magical village.

https://www.youtube.com/live/UYqlaGQbzYs
https://www.youtube.com/live/UYqlaGQbzYs
https://www.youtube.com/live/UYqlaGQbzYs

Trust hour?!

>>71348083
I know. I just found the idea funny

>>71347069
Cute ainu princess

>>71347075
If pregnancy was guaranteed I'd have to pick whoever would be the best mother to my children.
So probably Shiina. Also possible for Lumi, Panko, Jelly, or Muyu. And maybe Dizzy or Ember depending on if I can learn a bit more about them first.
Everyone else leans a little too hard towards 'girlfailure' to trust with children. Although I do think most if not all could be wonderful for companionship.

>>71348247
they hunt in packs?!

>>71348123
Outliers are extremely relevant when discussing individuals.
>muh saving the west is why I'm too retarded to understand simple things
You political brained monkey.

>>71348201
no u

Why do people dox my oshi? I applaud her for not reacting to it anyway.

Pippa LOVE

Pippa would be the best or the worst mother no middle ground. Especially if she had daughters. For some reason menhera mothers are fucking sociopathic in love or resentment for their kids.

>Pippa literally talks about wanting to be dominant towards both men and women
>>Nuuuuuu she's not a dominant

>>71348260
You scoundrel.

>>71347075
Erina, I love the dork

>>71348500
Wanting and being capable of are different things you retard.

Why did the thread quality nosedive so hard out of nowhere

>>71348500
Wanting to doesn't mean she is.

>>71348500
Men here talk about fucking and impregnating chuubas but stutter when talking to women IRL.

>>71348500
I want to shoot lasers from my eyes.
That obviously means I can

[Lumi news] she liked speding time with her friends

>>71348562
Girls think it's cute when I stutter

>>71347445
It's actually a little quieter than I would expect. Pretty sure one of the false flag baiters got a 3 day last night.

>>71344035
I'll probably never cease being impressed by just how utterly *joyless* this thread can be.

>>71348549
Pipnigs

>>71347566
Thank you anon

>Saya is a boku no hero fan
It gets worse every time. Someone please save her.

[Lumi news] they had hot lesbian sex the whole night

>>71348589
your mother doesn't count anon

>>71348549
someone mentioned pippa. Happens every time

>>71348316
Wild hags hunt in packs until its time to divide the spoils of the hunt, then they turn on each other.

>>71348562
That does not mean that those people don't have an impregnation fetish (= healthy instinct) and that they wouldn't do it if they found a chuuba wanting to be impregnated by them.

>>71348570
>>71348548
>>71348539
You do realize that the whole dom/sub thing is sexual roleplay and not some weird thing where doms run around raping and enslaving everybody in the real world, right? Seriously, you know that, right?

>>71347852
Can you?

How do we save Iori?

>>71348615
>>71348683
>it must be the pink rabbit
t. anons jumping at every opportunity to anti her

>Lumi talking about Shiina
God I wish Shiina would appear on liveleak

>>71348726
force her to drop the dumb voice and speak normally

>be me
>Only drank alcohol a few times in my life and never been drunk
>Just downed a class of whisky
It was fucking horrible, I get why Hina hates this stuff

>>71348162
>>71348247
How tf is she this early

>>71348768
Just read the thread you retarded mongoloid

>>71348768
I don't care about pippa, I'm just stating facts.
Every time someone is crying about some random off-topic shit is either pippa's or lumi's fault

[Lumi news] she saw a lot of boobs

[Lumi News]
Shiina is so lovely

>>71348726
Get her better games to stream, and more streams about her interests like airline travel perks.

>lumi last year
>i like being around friends but i hate being touched
>lumi this year
>uuuuuu hug me cuddles owo xx
So what changed in her life for such a significant personality flip?

>>71348809
DST is 3 weeks earlier in USA

>>71348851
She found people she actually likes

>>71348851
I'm sure you're about to tell us.

>>71348549
Same retards everyday that argue and seethe about retarded shit instead of watching streams

>>71348851
she got used to being touched. make of that what you will.

>>71348586
Whore!

[Lumi news] Lumi is taller than Fishman

>>71348852
Erina is a very long chuuba

[Lumi news] She's taller than Fish

>>71348874
No, no, I mean she's *on time* as per DST. She's usually always late as per her usual time.

fuck you too

>>71348851
That one Eiffel Tower ritual.

>>71348969
it's the same time as always

>>71348726
Does she do ASMR or handcams?

Guys, how about we just Shut The Fuck Up and post funny pictures of your oshi?
Life would be much easier if you just didn’t put unnecessary stress on a topic about VIRTUAL ENTERTAINERS.
I don’t care how parasocial is your hate, its not hard to move on retard
Don’t you think it’d be better like that?

>>71348996
Tell me, where is the Eiffel Tower?
Now tell me who is there.

>>71348964
>>71348965
So you're saying Kevin is rapeable?

>Runie joined Phase Connect because the setting of the current One Piece arc has a Labophase and a Fabiriophase

>>71348851
>what changed
Her friends stopped being drug cartel stacies and church beckies.
Sometimes work friends fucking suck sometimes they're better than childhood friends. It's a coin flip albeit a weighted one for women/men in a sufficiently strict organization.

>>71348710
Even in sexual roleplay, do you think Pippa would be able to act dominant?

>>71348965
>>71348964
dyrbi?

>White day
> No Hme
Suffering...

>>71348586
>speding

>>71349077
what type of noises would Pippa make with my cock in her ass?

>>71349086
Yes, he is a tiny coca cola addicted chubby asian guy.

>>71348851
You're doing the whole half truth stuff again. Lumi never had issues being touchy feely with her women friends.
>you know remember Lumi touching the nipple piercing story

>>71349074
>>71348945
>>71348881
>idiots falling for it

>>71348851
She never had friends, those other "friends" only considered her an acquaintance at best but Lumi convinced herself they were her "friends".
She finally made actual friends.

I've been out for 2 days. Did anything interesting happen? My interests are Muyu, Saya, Pippa, Tenma, Jelly, Wemi, Panko, Lemon woman and Michi.

>>71348851
One year is plenty of time for growth and change

Redpill me on abandoning 3d women in favor of 2d

>>71349153
Panko died.

>>71349043
Lisa's unethical handjob therapy for weed, testicular torsion rewiring and urethra insertion pain relief.

>>71349043
Anon I'd love that, to have a thread where people try to have fun and talk about what they like but this is /pcg/, maybe someday. But for today let's.... lets...
LEEEEEETSS GET REEEEAAADDYYY TO LOOOOOOOOP

>>71349086
Unironically, yes, yes >We do. We've got multiple accounts. Fish is roughly Lia's size or thereabouts.
Uruka T O W E R S over him.
And most other Azn men, which is why she's a femcel since she doesn't want to disappoint her ancestors by getting bleached but she's legit like 5'10 or something as per analysis of her cosplay photos she showeed on stream and general statements. That's actual amazonian territory for an Asian woman.

>finally makes friends
>its the white women hating backstabbing Shiina
Being Lumi is suffering

>>71349181
You wouldn't get it.

>>71349153
Lemon woman stole your merch from the warehouse, with support from Shiina and Dizzy.

>>71349077
She's done so on stream and during her offkai show

>>71349043
I like hina ;)

>>71349181
You should get married and have children. That is where real joy is.

>>71349153
Lumi lied
Panko died
And Pippa was silent

>>71349043

>>71349181
Isolating yourself from human interaction and trynna make your oshi laugh as a gray amongst the sea of simps feels incredible

>>71349244
>Lia

>>71349244
That's one of the funniest ways to enter femceldom.
"Why are you single? Because all the normal guys are too intimidated by me being a head taller than them, and all the really tall guys are for some reason dating 150cm girltoys".

Lumi confirmed sakana doesn't hire ugly people

>>71349310
I wan to marry Pippa. Pippa if you see this, I am very eligible and will make you happy. Mari taught me how to deal with your autism too.

>>71347948
>not something to 'learn' how to play
Yeah, no learning involved, especially not with half of the stuff being hidden in submenus of other submenus or having to figure out which of the 1700 modifiers is relevant and which ones can be safely ignored.
Fucking Paradox.

>>71349153
You may or may not have been here, but a thread got killed by a rogue janny because he got spooked by a jiff.

>>71349353
crabpit sex

>>71349141
>nipple piercing story

I'm >>71349074 and I'm doing a charitable interpretation of his post.
Lumi's line has always been "I have no problem touching but BEING touched back is a problem".
I'm reading it like that rather than veiled kekpost #4235563 because I'm feeling generous.

Probably unwarranted but still.

>>71349389
>no ugly girls
>no fat girls
we've always known that

>>71349043

>>71349353
Post the nipple version coward

>>71349153
Lemon woman stole Panko.

[Nasa news] she's among the bears
https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa/status/1768287840620924933?s=20

>>71349369
I will never recover from the fact that I am shorter than my oshi.

>>71349450

>>71349043

Sex with Lumi

is it just me or are youtube streams stuttering and buffering for no reason sometimes

>>71349559
do you use adblocker?

>>71349043
stfu, Lisa is literally my gf

[Lumi news] this is literally her

>>71349043
I don't don't have any funny pictures of her, I just make soundposts. So take this instead.

>>71349559
Your oshi hates you and doesn't want you watching her streams

>>71349372
One of the funniest and statistically not even all that uncommon ones.
>and all the really tall guys are for some reason dating 150cm girltoys
Lelyep I've noticed that too. Past a certain level of tallness they go for the T I N Y ones to such a degree no womanlets are left for anyone else.
I guess it's nature's urge to over-correct in order to return the children to something of a more average height.

>>71349578
of course

>>71349153
>Pippa
She did two collabs with Marimari_EN.
In the first collab she came off as a bit hostile towards Mari. Mari just straight up asked her why she was being so hostile and Pippa told her that she was being stand-offish because she wanted some emotional space. Mari was very accommodating and wants to be friends with Pippa and invited her to the gym to do some deadlifting.
The second collab was mahjong and Rezuul was there. Pippa stayed mostly silent and let the other two banter. Mari gave up on the game towards the end of the stream because she doesn't like mahjong, but reiterated that she wants to be friends with Pippa.

>>71349582
Lisa doesn't give anything for weed because she isn't interested.

>>71349559
If you come from country where you don't have human rights, youtube might be fucking with you because of your add blocker.

is runie white?

>>71349559
For me it only happens during Eimi and Wemi streams. The image just freezes but the audio plays ok.
Someone said it was because they use a vpn to stream.

>>71349610
Don't trust the people who randomly blame adblock for every single thing. Adblock was not the reason for youtube's view-counter being fucked either.

>>71349399
tbf that's more the result of paradox having no vision and redesigning and changing core concepts about a dozen times apiece since 1.0 than anything intentional
which may actually be worse, come to think of it

>>71348287
Ember would be a good mother.

>>71349483
Don't worry about it, you never really had a chance anyways

>>71349369
>She was talking about Sakana the whole time

>>71349559
It's been getting worse the past couple months yeah

>>71349516
Mlem

>Iori is sad because no one is showing up for her stream.
>refuses to start
:(

>>71349625
Lisa is pure and would only have sex after marriage (to me) jk ik I'm not good enough for a girl like her

*raises hand*
I like pipnigs

>>71349620
>because she wanted some emotional space.
I like how quickly history gets turned on its head. Happened a couple of days ago and the recording still stands, but is already being morphed into something it wasn't.

>>71349427
>>71349389
It's kind of an interesting policy for a vtuber company but I kinda get the general idea.
You don't want someone to irrevocably wind up on the universal target of the pecking order cause her biological traits make her a lesser.

>>71349438
this is my favorite picture of meemaw
she's just so happy to be a crab

>>71349585
>I don't don't
its ogre

IORI LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwHaDhGo1d8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwHaDhGo1d8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwHaDhGo1d8

>>71349620
You forgot to mention she tried multiple times to get Pippa to play Fortnite with her and we all need to bully her until she agrees to it

>>71349641
No

>>71349751
It's very cute