/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

SEX WITH LITTLE GIRLS

>>71308789

SEX WITH OLDER WOMEN

I miss my bong vampire wife...

andy still live if you want something other than the collab
https://www.twitch.tv/andygraviti

Has it been the same guy in 4th this whole collab or have they been switched? I haven't seen the 4th slot empty at any point

When will we have our 20 year hanchan together?

NO ONE HERE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH CUTE BOYS!!!

nobody here is having sex

>>71309032
They've been switching. with stream delay if you dont live on the same coast as Pippa and or use a macro you are probably not going to get in a pippa jong lobby.

>>71309348
>if you dont live on the same coast as Pippa
Has nothing to do with anything.

>>71309348
you just spam when the game ends and hope you get in, the only person who admitted to trying to use a macro to get in didn't even get in with it

>>71309085
>NO ONE

>>71309348
I was watching the Marimari stream...

Khubie News: Spoilered for your own safety please do not click it and fall for her trap.

>took the 5s tanki instead of the 47p wait
Pippa please...

>>71310089
What did she mean by that icon

No yaku

>>71308931
She's playing mabi... It's over

>>71310781
I've already made peace with the fact that if she streams it I'm going to play it.

Pippa.......

>>71310089

>>71310781
All according to plan.

I wouldn't even rape Pippa

This is boring, I wanted to watch the tileman deal in

I forgot how painful Pippa's discards were

Tileman... why are you doing this...

>>71312425
He's trying to drag the collab out to spend more time with whichever one is your oshi.

>>71312566
Why are men like this

>>71312620
Why is tileman* like this

>get in
>stream finished
this is horseshit lol

>>71313389
>Name
yourself?

>>71313406
yeah dude, I'm a shitter but I beat Elira once

mari dipped, but Pippa's still in here

>the cowgirl is expert 2 after 6 weeks
The FOC chuubas fear her, the discord trannies want to groom her.

chick marimari_en, pippa and rezuul raided:
* started 6 weeks ago
* expert 2
* actually read rb1
* reviewing logs on stream
what the fuck

>>71313815
She's my oshi and I want to fuck her.

>>71313815
>she hates emotes
dropped

>>71313815
>0view in chat
>5 months subscriber
He might just kill himself

>>71313977
literally who

>>71313815
Was not watching, who did she raid?

>>71313977
why do you guys hate kenny so much?

>>71313977
I'm glad I've managed to dodge the sort of ire kenny gets.

>>71314053
andygraviti

Kenny is nice, sad he doesn't rank in jong anymore.

she left the room but I left her a message, this doesn't look autistic does it?

>>71313815
she actually cares about mahjong

>>71314149
You liveblogging here and >names'ing yourself is what looks autistic

>>71314149
You are no one and she won't care.

>>71314149
that looks insanely autistic

>>71314149
Insanely autistic, but I have done the same to my oshi so I can't say I blame you

>>71314149
>>71314149
>this doesn't look autistic does it?
Posting it here does in a sort of cute way. Better than famous cat being unable to curb his autism before.

>>71314149

Now to not see Pippa on jong again until the next collab stream.

>>71314492
it begins

>>71314492
Pippa will be on jong again before Gur's next stream

>>71314618

>names motherfucker
>yuzu player

pippa you have been playing mahjong for a year why aren't you improving like andy

>>71314773
it do be like that...

>>71314773
I have Kaavi max bonded and her Live2D outfit but thought Yuzu would be more fun

>>71314804
ANDY IS A FUCKING MONSTER

>>71314804
If you have her on your list, look at her ranked game count and you'll understand.

>>71314060
Simps get the rope.
Plus he'll probably go schizo after today>>71314060

>>71314149
she's gonna read your message /here/ and smile warmly

>>71314804
makes me want to actually read RMS

>>71314060
Pretty sure it's just one autist getting mad for some reason. I never see him shilling his stream or trying to leach, so idk why this guy is getting mad at him for being a 0view. He also jongs with us sometimes.

>>71314979
Whoops meant >>71310210

>>71314773
Honestly getting to the point that >names is barely worth complaining about considering how much you guys avatarfag and use nicknames for eachother anyway.

>>71315033
She rarely reads /pcg/ anymore, I doubt she's lurking /jong/

>>71315300
host a room pippa

>>71315089
Yeah, pretty sure it's a /asp/ crab trying to get him to bite the bait

>>71315171
openly selfposting will bring us one step closer to becoming /asp/

>>71315089
he used to jong with us a bunch more and I don't recall anyone in /pcg/ complaining about him then

>>71315328
I'm not Pippa.

>>71315404
prove it by hosting a room

>>71315390
i didn't even know he streamed till i saw the sperging here and in /pcg/ today

>watching andy play ranked
>gets derailed by raids
>now she's just chatting
I wanted jong... M1 for her soon...

>>71315447
Fuck you
10 second time bank
Majsoul Friends Room 72379(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=72379

>>71315592
Started

>>71315547
she is an autist of course she was going to talk about d&d if brought up

>>71315390
He made the /pcg/ tourney, he's okay in my book.
He's also a dumbass because he hasn't streamed jong in months.

>>71315926
I didn't want to mention it since I don't recall him ever attaching his name to it aside from the emotes, he also did the jalworld server I think

>>71315926
Kenny was TO?

>>71316101
I'm 99.9% sure. He was in the very first match and from there was just me >noticing
>>71316099
Yeah, don't recall either. No idea on Palworld.

That fucking 8s

>>71315926
I miss his jong streams
Kenny come back, I can't handle your monhun streams they filter me

>>71316101
>>71316366
From the side of /asp/ I remember a tourney being posted >>61365141
I wasn't much of a jonger back then though and never joined

>>71316366
I thought it was just an open secret that he was TO

>>71316777
Yeah that was the pcg tourney, eventually other threads and other communities started playing in it too. Pippa and Rezuul played in it too.

I will not read the book

>>71316777
That was the wrong time to post about a jong tourney, I think only me and the pizza man joined from /asp/

>>71316872
Amen, brother

>>71316923
Now there would probably be like 6 or 7 at the very least

I was gonna make a tourney the other day. But decided I'd ask if there was interest here first and then didn't even do that.

You wanna let the others have a turn with the ron button FC?

>>71317027

>>71317062
Apparently, he does.

>>71317062
Just tsumo

>>71317161
Fuck off

>>71317196
r u ok

Sounds like someone dealed in

>>71317219
No, I'm playing jong.

>>71317027
An actual tournament or just another lobby to use for friendlies? I don't think the tournament lobby actually helped more games start, but it might now since we have more jongers I guess

I am against having a tournament lobby. If I get a yakuman it doesn't show up on my friendly yaku achieved stats, and that sucks.

>>71317316
Just get another

>>71317316
same, I need to get my 500 friendlies so I can get my friendly hosting license

>>71317249
Just a lobby. I liked being able to sit in queue.

I might stop folding in friendlies entirely

>>71317470
You fold?

>>71317470
That's what everyone except the soulless keksperts we have already do.

>>71317387
having to requeue every 15? minutes and having to post to get people in there anyway made it more of a pain than just posting a room especially since you can't jongstalk or get invites while you sit in queue

well jonged!
>>71315592

>>71315592
WJ!

Playing speed jong last night made me realize I need to make faster hands

>>71317548
>soulless keksperts
i push
I even gave up a tsumo that game so I could push a better hand.

>>71315592
WJ...

>>71317699
That makes you a soulful kekspert.

>>71317470
I literally call riichi even while in furiten with hell waits because if I'm not having fun at least someone will after I deal in

>>71317527
Dealing in hurts my soul

QB uoh posting in her discord was not on my bingo card.

The furry might be a luckshitter but he doesn't fold so it balances out

check these dubs

>>71317963
Kek'ed

>>71317963
the free vtuber model that comes with obs

isnt it better to stream with no cam/png at all

>>71318141
One of them is indeed morally bankrupt

speaking of mabinogi

no one is speaking of mabinogi, no one is ever speaking of mabinogi
shut up QB, shut up pippa

Where is my Maplestory jong chuuba

>>71318385
I talk about mabi...

>>71318475
you're really not gonna beat the pippa allegations like this

>>71318528
I've played against her on stream though, her and QB both, at the same time even...

Honestly, QB should ask Pippa to collab on Mabinogi.

>>71318637
I'm actually unsure how well they would mesh.

>>71318710
I feel like it would just be a bewildered Pippa leaving 2 hours in

>>71318710
QB just needs to be relentlessly British at Pippa to keep her in check and bewildered.

>>71318876
>>71318817
Fuck, QB has actually normalized the British part of herself in my head that I forgot that was something Pippa would have to deal with.

>Pippa wants to be polite and isn't sure when to call it.
>Khubie is oblivious to the passage of time.
>We get 15 hours of incoherent rambling
Kino

>>71318960
I need to see what a Pippa 12 hours into a single stream becomes.

>>71318933
I watch panel shows and she's still aggressively bri'ish to me, how mindbroken are you

>>71319118
I watched the whole stream yesterday save for the Pippa overlap.

Pippa couldn't handle a 16 hour QB collab

>>71319255
Factually true, Pippa is too week.

>>71319255
Pippa couldn't hand a 16 hour stream.

one of you guys should stream. I wanna hear /jong/er commentary on their plays.

>>71319418
Busy playing Mabi.

I refuse to learn theory, so my strategy basically only exists as abstract thought and what I feel is right, so idk what my commentary would even be.

>>71319418
but then you'll find out that I'm actually retarded

>>71319692
We already know.

>>71317835
She talked about playing Elin in Tera so I am not surprised

>>71319731

>>71319868

>>71318637
Does Pippa even remember Mabinogi anymore? RIP

>>71319418
I don't even know what I'm doing

>>71319418
stop trying to groom me into becoming a vtuber

Do you guys all play mahjong with completely no thoughts? Surely you think 'oh, a dora' or 'ah shit, that guy just riichi'd' or 'I will force honitsu' at least once per match.

>>71320054
She mentioned it on an OSRS stream. Said she wants to stream it but wants them to sponsor her.
Proceeded to say she'll still wind up streaming anyway.
The f2p quests are about to run out in OSRS, so it'd be absolutely perfect timing if QB acts now

>>71320393
QB IF YOU'RE READING THIS STREAM MABINOGI

>>71320506
She's too busy playing it to stream it. She's been on it since before the tweet.

>>71319418
Just replay a /mjg/ tourney commentary and pretend it's about the current stream

>>71320359
I think about what tiles I would call, what the best things to draw would be, when do I want to stop holding this dangerous tile, how progressed people's hand are, potential shapes in people's hands, I think about a bunch of shit pretty constantly unless I'm watching a stream at the same time

>>71320359
It's more just like using correct lingo for me for commentating

>>71320359
I think about plenty, I just don't think it would translate into commentary without putting in more effort than I care to put in.

>>71321025
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Daily reminder to always for chiitoitsu

>>71321301

>>71321301
force*

>>71320359
No I go "THUNDERFIRE REACHHHHHHHHHH!!!" and imagine miki chan slamming the riichi stick with sfx. Also I usually go "Hmmm 3p discard after honor discards imply lack of 2p or 4p and with the lack of 6789p left in the wall it's very unlikely there's a wait on pinzu" Or if I'm paying attention (i.e. I'm not alt tabbing to watch someone) I'll notice middle tile tsumogiri's after the 6th discard to parse out tile formations. If I remember about my 2.50 avg rank I'll be pressured to push for 1st even if I have to skip ron. When I cut 123 or 789 if it's a floating tile when I'm like 3-shanten then I got "NOoooooooooooooo MY SANSHOKU"

>>71321301
nigger yaku

>>71319418
>youtube requires phone verification to stream
I put in the bare minimum amount of effort and failed

>>71320961
She's so close... Halfway there...

>>71321857

>>71321857
phone verification has filtered me from so much
i will not give in

>>71321944
I'm a hikineet, why would I have a phone

>>71321944
I unironically don't have one in service, it filters the shit out of a lot of things.

Here I am having to go to work instead of being able to jong

/jong/ tourney!? /mjg/ is having a character tourney where you pick someone with certain bonuses and penalties at sign-up, this general should do the same with vtubers for example:
Pippa
Moldy Rabbit: +10 for every hand won that are composed of more then 8+ souzu or hatsu tiles
Breedable Rabbit: +10 if goes below 0 points
Animal Lover: +5 if deals into a hand with at least a single 1s
Toothless: -10 for every hand won with haku
On some kind of watchlist: -10 for dealing into ippatsu

Just need someone to do it manually or knows how to automate it... Who would even be characters...

>>71322859
We have like 10 people here man, and I'm already gonna go schizophrenic from the current roleplay tourney so I think I'd pass on adding additional schizophrenia.

>>71322859
Too much work.
I'm still waiting for the spreadsheets telling me who is a damanigg*r

>>71322859
if you can't automate it there's no way it's going to be worth the effort
I'm probably going to have to grinch the /mjg/ one because of other commitments

>>71322859
We can't even fill two rooms consistently anon...

I can't dama you if riichi is my only yaku

>Oh? You're calling riichi?
>I can't ron you without a yaku.
>Oh really... Then draw as many tiles as you need to.

>>71323034
>>71323104
>>71323117
>>71323125
Well if there's so little people you wouldn't even need a qualifier, just take 8 people take their favorite vtubers make rules for them and go directly to semi-finals or quarters if you manage 16 players. Or even a rad round robin! Would make it easier to do without automation (though the first character tourney was manual anyway...).
I'm just saying to think about it... We can overtake mjg as a major western mahjong colony, just imagine the power, the community, the influence!!! And when if league comes again we can crush them!!!!! just need to wrangle the /pcg/ vote...
Well I might write up a document in the future... We'll see...

>>71323786
I'll pass.

>>71323786
>We can overtake mjg as a major western mahjong colony
roru, rumao even

>>71323786
we should do a tournament where everyone fights under the banner of their oshi
Sure pcg will have the advantage but maybe one of the smaller threads will give us a surprise.
Lord of the board but for jong

>>71323786
probably better starting off with a regular tournament instead of a gimmick one

I don't want to enter a tournament with luckshitters

>>71323896
SIT AT THE TABLE

>>71324069
anon every tournament is determined by luck

>>71324044
We'd have 8 pippa reps, 1 jelly rep, and 1 lia rep.

>>71323786
If we're gonna do tourneys, keep it simple at first imo.

>>71323786
make it sanma

>>71324214
Of course the liker keeps track.

>>71324214
AND MY TOWA

>>71324489
Sanma local yaku.

>>71324214
I am forgotten...

>>71324489
I played one s*nma gimmick tourney, I'm not playing another

>>71324489

>>71324679
Pippa probably already lost the model, so yeah.

What if my oshi is Hannah

>>71324889
Furry anon...

>>71324889
Furry...

>>71324796
prerecorded? stream where Pippa trolls people in vrchat with goofy models when?

>>71325049
It would not go well I imagine. She was real awkward during the VR stream with chat back when, I imagine trying to troll people in VR chat would somehow go worse than her usual troll attempts.

https://www.twitch.tv/denpafish denpa is drawing qb!

speaking of tourneys
has anything happened regarding the tourney that QB was thinking of hosting?

>>71324214
we have some people from asp right
>>71324889
this one

>>71326550
Furry anon is not from /asp/
I think the only aspie that post regularly at this point is basil and myself

>>71324889
you oshi shimada like the rest of /fig/

Can someone tell me if I played well or if it was all luck? I don't normally play to win but mistakenly thought the event was still on
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?paipu=jmjnmq-240rytu3-z5b4-6e5e-hekp-ehkklunmz0to_a884828060_2

My oshi is /jong/ and I swear if any of you collab with a female and or male I will get angry.

>>71326550
Furry anon is rightful /pcg/ clay.

>>71327155
I've collabed with 3 males multiple times today

Any room? I want to play once before hitting the bed

>>71327292
Actual whore.

>>71327327
Make a room.

>>71327516
Majsoul Friends Room 31276(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=31276
I'll wait for 5min before going to bed if it doesn't fill up

>>71327155
we should collab with /euro/ and /wasp/ to make a divegrass team.
Right now there are too few spots so maybe if we merge we will have a chance, like in the first vt league when cyberlive and phase teams were merged.

THE AXIS

Captain is QB as representative of the three threads
Jonging Pippa will be the second gold to represent the pcg origins too.

Then a silver for each of the three threads
Andy for wasp/jong
Mond for euro/wasp
And someone for jong/euro

This can be the anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZaXmVECiKs
remixed with german music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rMbxmQmo94

i miss every room

>>71328199
>Having to collab with /wasp/
I would prefer a shotgun to the mouth.
/jong/ can make their own team, no need to merge with others.

>>71328474
Same, so I started making them and forcing other anons to play with me

>>71328987
You've done no such thing.

>>71328706
>Having to collab with /wasp/
funny story, this thread is a wasp split, it has always been >>67353668
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/search/subject/wasp/text/mahjong/order/asc/

https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/67353626/#67353626

As it is the jongposter from fig went to wasp to find new fighting vtubers, then he started asking jong questions in the op, then someone suggested creating the jong thread.

>>71329154
Then why do have all of you on my friend's list now

>>71329707
friend*
I swear Google makes my keyboard worse since I block all of their services on my phone.

>>71329286
this thread is a /wasp/ split
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRnyfVgQbXk

>>71329707
why aren't you in my friendlist

>>71327781
WJ
Good night

>>71327781
gg, hope you enjoyed my schizophrenic jongplay

>>71327781
Wj I can go to bed in peace

>>71329963
But I am

wj!

>>71330058
well one of the player in that room was not :'(

>>71329286
And /wasp/ was a split from /asp/ which was a split from cancer
Also this thread is a co-split between /wasp/ and /asp/, if you go back to the beginning most rooms had one aspie here and the thread was created only after an autist on both threads got told to make their own general if they wanted one so much

>>71330150
Oh I wasn't in that room

>>71330175
How dare you not play in the same room as us!

>>71330211
I'm at work

Majsoul Enemies Room 46097(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=46097

Blitz no tips.

jong should have an 8 players mode

>>71330332
4 players, 4 stalkers

>>71330332
tag team jong

Who is /jong/'s rep player

>>71330319
3/4

>>71330454
Me

>>71330460
If I was home I'd join, I love speed jong

>>71330319
3/4
GET IN THE FUCKING ROOM

>>71330597
If it's not full by the time I finish log on I will

>>71330319
STARTED

I remember why Pippa liked this game so much.

>>71330779
Did you find QB yet? I couldn't...

>>71330802
She's off, I added her a while ago. She was messing around on the event island.

>>71330319
wj that was short

>>71330319
3/4

0/4
wj...

>>71330981
Sorry anon I really have to go to bed

>>71330981
Nevermind, fuck you guys.

>>71330802
nta, but I found her while idling in the city half an hour ago. She didn't accept my friends invite though

>>71331318
fixed

>>71331480
corrected

>>71331527

Me when I fold in friendlies

>>71331574

aesthetic

>>71331694
i am out of moves that i am willing to play a real zugzwang

WAKE UP LAZY JONGERS

>>71332959
No, I'm playing Mabi.

I won my first game against real people yesterday (Gracethegobby414 was playing jong with open lobby). Then I did a stream, and got 3rd in my first rank match. I got too confident and realized i still have much to learn.

Anyway, jong is fun to do when you need a break from an all nighter doing college coursework.

>>71330779
Waiting to see if khubie streams it before I give it a shot. I didnt play mabi with Pippa so this isnt me being a whore!

>>71333505
But you're always a whore?

>>71333332
congrats on your first win and welcome to mahjong, i'm sure you won't regret it :)

>>71333505
The last and only time I watched Pippa play mabi she was regretting having joined phase because it was right after the first time she got bonked by management

>>71333956
Man that stream was fucking rough.

>>71333332
Nice. The game keeps getting better the more you play it until it becomes suffering

>>71331790
Pon

Oops I forgot there was a you in there

>>71328706
Truth

>>71329286
That is like saying /wasp/ is an /asp/ split so they should make a team together.

>>71329286
I always thought this thread was an unwanted child from a drunk night of sex between /mjg/ and /pcg/

>>71337126
Who's paying the child support? /pcg/ is a deadbeat and /mjg/ gambling all their money away.

/jong/ can only have a team if someone is willing to 3D model a Hannah head

/jong/ isn’t a real split and is a true threads.
Splits are usually defined more by what they aren’t instead of what they are. /wasp/ is defined more by its hatred of /asp/ and men more than it is by what it is. /jong/ has a real soul, purpose and passion.

>>71337787
A Mahjong Soul you could say.

dealing in is my passion

>>71337182
13 jongers, abandoned by their parents...

>>71338038
Maybe the 13 orphans were the jongers we met along the way.

>>71337056
>asp and wasp as one team
Honestly if its not merging with this thread they probably should have a mixed team.

You are failing to understand the problem: there were too many entries this cup, even asp got rejected. It will only get worse next cup.
Mixed thread teams are the future, and the past.

When is Pippa going to ask QB to jong?

this manga has too many relevant panels

>>71337787
we are also defined by our hatred of men
one man specifically
titleman

>>71337126
>unwanted child
Wouldn’t be the first time ;(

>>71345467
>titleman

>>71308716
Why is there a general here completely unrelated to /v/tubers? Why not just go to /vg/?

Majsoul Friends Room 25372(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=25372

Nice bunch of people called in for Moco's birthday. New outfit tomorrow IKZ

>>71347442
GG bros I played like shit and did not deserve that baiman

>>71347442
wj

>>71340267
Make a new split cup then

>>71350735
actually that is being discussed and i am not super sold on the current system anyway where groups dont play each other

remember to try to use vtuber oc for the post and not just recycle mjg ops
here, have one

Begone page 9! With this post, the thread will be fine!

>>71352833
>page 10
oh no

>>71351247
>Not recycling mjg ops