/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Reminder for all shoggas that this isn't a real relationship and to take time for yourself and your own health.

OP is still a faggot (but we knew this already)

>>71289406
stinky femcel

Reminder for all shoggas that this is a real relationship but prioritize yourself and your own health over it.

I think OP is a pretty cool guy

what the FUCK does R&R mean

>>71289501
xhes right though, you might as well have a relationship with a stripper

>>71289546
New ARG

>>71289653
It's an ESL exclusive one

>>71289632
>>71289406
word for word the same shit
stinky femcels

dead thread
dead wife

>>71289708
Holy shit, I think you're on to something! What could it mean?!

>>71289501
https://files.catbox.moe/wa7ajr.mp3

>>71289674
>The exiled
>The blob
>The deceased
>The cyborg

>>71289790
shondo when i force her face into my armpits in a headlock

>>71289808
>The blob
>The cyborg
You gotta think of something else for the other two because they don't come close to these kek

>>71289674
whyd they draw themselves with regular human shapes and not as amorphous blobs like their true form

>>71290001
he won

>>71290038
He's dead

the new groomsquad ritual post is funny but the fat jokes are little too mean

>>71290107
That's how he won, permanently

>>71290107
He died thinking he had a real relationship with someone who loved him. A truly cruel fate if you think about it.

>>71290150
Its not a BIG deal anon, just ROLL with it

Whole thing just smells like jealous insecurity, woman behavior.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxzdo8FfrW0
groom squad tries to chase down somnium during the 2025 shonpocalypse

>>71290300
kek

>>71290150
don’t worry I’m fingering my gross little dewdhole to their fat jokes about me

>>71290300
kino

I'd like another drawing stream someday

this isn't a real marriage until I get my british citizenship

id like her to draw on my face while im asleep

>>71291256
this except its a stream of golden fluid drawing in the snow

>>71291392
This except it's into my mouth

>>71291291
You do not want to live here.

>>71291600
dont talk shit about gods own country shondo, kudasai

klub week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxjoKC_mkx0

im cool and my wife loves me

>>71290150
the jokes don't bother me, silly bily. except for the BBC posting, because that isn't fucking me D:<

>>71292253
you capitalised it so I think it is

if you're gonna larp as the fat cunt atleast make it believable

>>71292625
shit yourself

>>71292697
syadouOmegaLUL

Why giru draw feet big and blocky

he uses males for reference (he is gay)

you know what they say about guys with big feet

big shoes

that theyre less likely to be a serial killer?

>>71294162
That they probably don't come from the Philippines?

so does she want a bigger house for everyone to live, to buy and renovate her current house, or both?

she can come and live with me

>>71294666
>digits
nice try demon

>>71294811
no one wants to room with you and your mother, shogga

>>71294969
;)

>>71294811
is your mom hot?

>>71294969
There’s plenty of space! Nobody would bother us!

>>71289300
Fucking great! We returned to 2020 Shadow that had a vague mysterious illness she can't talk about, that's how distant those @fallenshadow_yt tweets feel.

Did Shondo say wtf is wrong? Cold, fever, anemia..etc?

Did she ever bring up chest lump pain again? I remember her saying that it hurts to sleep on it during a 2023 alt stream but then she stopped talking about it entirely because Fleece' faction was concernfagging too much and after the doctor visit she said it's not a cancerous tumor. Ok, does it still hurt though???

We never got an update on anything medical related.

>>71297421
good that means i can wait 2 more years for 2022 shadow

>>71297421
She said during Monday's stream that she had a fever, but not really any other symptoms.
I figure there's an even chance that she's stuck on Soia's illustration and not coping.

>>71297421
she has ligma

>>71298047
>I figure there's an even chance that she's stuck on Soia's illustration and not coping.
People don't work like in anime anon, you being upset doesn't result in a week of ligma-induced anime fever. Shondo just doesn't want to tell us which is very sad.
>>71298274
kek

>Not allowed to show concern
>Totally a real relationship though
:)

>>71298496
>week of ligma-induced anime fever
I'm suggesting that she's fibbing.

>>71297421
It's 2020 Shadow 2.0
She told us just recently on GGS that she is going to vent more on the barbies instead of us. Buckle up, because the very "parasocial" vtuber has chosen to no longer be "parasocial" yet keep the whole husband shtick anyways.
This is no longer a relationship to a point that she doesn't even feel like making that Motivational voice pack for us.

>>71298766
>fibbing
No, that would be a full-blown malicious lie on Shondo's part not fibbing. Causing people to worry about your health isn't a harmless lie.

>>71298602
you can show concern she just can't talk about it because she's convinced it won't help anything. i don't know if she's right or not. i do know she's wrong about it hurting me though.

>>71299070
You're right, it was probably maliciously constructed specifically to spite you.

This ASMR goes hard as hickory
https://youtu.be/_32teHgUv80?si=KxXO9u9hRvLQd5Lu

drinks are cheap this week at da klub thats why theres fewer streams

Imagine a soft-divorce where your wife is too much of a coward to sign the papers because you quite literally still funnel her money. Her whole family would buckle without our fucking income but we can't have a "hip hup hurray! you got this (you)!" for 5 minutes?

>soft-divorce
you don't know your wife. you may be on the spectrum.

My wife is also on the spectrum.

i didn't say there was anything wrong with that.

i live for the day that shondo tells me she loves me unprompted

>>71298926
>she doesn't even feel like making that Motivational voice pack for us
This really fucked me up, when Shondo asked us for idea on twitter last year I assumed that she would release that motivational voice pack with the new outfit in February. During a recent zatsu she didn't even say that she's doing this year, she said eventually. Thanks, "wife". I'm sure someone struggling with... whatever, will just wait for your eventual motivational voice pack. They won't just give up or find a solution on their own, thus making the eventual voice pack a worthless cashgrab.
>>71299259
>to spite you
No, it wouldn't surprise me if Shondo did it without thinking since lysing is in her nature and then felt good about hurting people that care about her. Sadism.

>>71300273
shogga she literally did at the end of Vampire's Suck. that caught me off guard and i nearly fell over because she wasn't really doing that before on Discord.

>>71300483
thats obviously not what i meant shoomfie

that bait was past its expiry

>>71301510
i know, but it won't happen otherwise ;u;

>>71300402
why dont you just motivate yourself

the pathological liar bait is rotten at this point but keep using the sadism thing that gets me off knowing she likes it

>>71301608
never say never

>>71301654
I do motivate myself, but for someone who identifies with that "motherly" dynamic, it was just the sweetest thing she's ever suggested wanting to do for us.
And we aren't getting it because um she doesn't feel like it lol

>>71301993
has she tried making some for herself to motivate her to make it

>>71303254
Why would she do that when she gets validation from a hundred shoggers at any time of day for doing literally nothing?

Credit where credit is due: motivation bootstrapping is the first thing a in a spam reply chain to make me chuckle.

>>71303556
and if hundreds of shoggers told her to get motivated and call her lazy it would only hurt her

I can make you motivational recordings anon I can be your mommy. Forget that mean old nasty Shadow and let me take care of you

>>71303768
thank you nina

>>71303768
shondo posted this from ninas computer

I love my gold digger of a wife

spelling bee reps

>>71306576
It's funny because this convenient sickness mixed with the critters recent absence isn't helping me disbelieve the "visiting Nina rrat".
Watch now, that ASMR they have been planning to do together will magically finish (because they recorded it together).

>>71308441
i believe that shondo posted this as well knowing that she is going to finish recording the asmr with nina (from home) but wants to see people argue

shondo single-handedly lowered the mental health status of the UK to become the second most mentally unwell country in the world

>>71308972
this but unironically

>>71309382
i wasnt being fucking ironic

>>71309234
Damn, I hope you UK husbands are holding up ok

>>71309718
Life is suffering. I wasn't joking when I said earlier not to move here.

>>71309718
i will be thriving once i materialise my envisioned future

>>71309799
traitorous faggot

I've unironically party timed to shondo so much that I have no energy. 10 times today, 8 yesterday, and 10 again the day before. I am a withered husk, she's a succubus that's sucking my life force from me from thousands of miles away

>>71309718
doing amazing as always :)

>>71309990
It's treacherous* to discourage people to move here? Not to get political, but we could do with less people trying to come over here....

>>71311572
why are talking in here at 5am?

>>71311775
What else is there to do?

>>71311775
Why are you?

>>71312391
well it's not 5am here. But if that's what floats your boat, then all the power to you.

>>71312506
Ok, either you quoted me in particular for no reason or you pretended to be from the UK then

>>71312604
can't tell if bait...
I am aware of the concept of timezones, and saw you being here as being odd, so asked.

>>71312729
And you singled me out from the 3 other anons who implied they were also awake in the same timezone.....why?

>>71312909
Because I'm not surveilling their places of residence.

i like shondo shes cute and her asmr makes me sleepy and cum at the same time.

went to bed early cause i was super bored and kinda tired
woke up 2 hours later and now im wide awake
worst mistake of my life

>>71289524
I'm trying to, but the lengths I'd go for shondo are pretty absurd in most people's eyes

>>71308441
>the critters recent absence
The critter moved with her dad in US.

hi roli, miss your oshi?

weird and highly gay message

>>71309718
I'm chill(I'm going to lose my mind)

>>71301654
retardchama the point was that she offered to do something nice for us not for free mind you and then she just added it to her never ending list of projects. I really don't want to buy into the Shondo is a gold digger narrative, but............. how much you wanna bet she'd finish it if Somnium donated $1k and asked for it? She's willing to do heartbeat ASMR for his money.

>>71314598
*screenshot of her saying you cant buy a wife you have to earn her*
Imagine it because I cant find it right now

>>71314598
She doesnt even finish projects that other people gave her more money to do what makes you think she would do something just because that faggot saved up pocket money to toss at her?

>>71313768
Kek
SyadouPattheshadow

>>71314734
*screenshot and clip of her saying she will marry a rich old man* (me btw)

obsessed :)

>>71314781
ironic when she makes a show about pressuring artists over deadlines, and has the gall to think of herself as a professional artist
how long will the gsupps cup be delayed waiting on her to render her drawing?

>>71314963
go to bed lil bro

>>71314734
I have that screenshot. What's your point? That she's a liar? Fact: Shondo was willing to do heartbeat ASMR after that guy donated 100k bits, she also personally unbanned him a while back and spat in the face of her mods.

go to bed fleece

>>71315264
did she really do that? im still new and dont know the lore. which stream was it?

>>71315366
The last zatsu.

ppplbbbrrrrrrffftttttt

not sure if false flag or just stupid

>>71315483
So true shoomfie

>>71315264
lmfao ok you guys are actually crazy, i looked it up and watched the vod. he just said he likes heartbeat asmr and she said she might do it. its not an unusual request, everyone in chat was saying they would like it
please i beg of you to get out of the cuck mentality

i dislike him but you guys make me want to root for him in this gay ass 'conflict' with how stupid you are sometimes

>>71315788
Please understand, /shon/ has a tendency to blow everything out of proportion and to exaggerate and twist her word to anti her(it's really out of love)
Best way to see this is to watch the thread as she's streaming, they'll find negative stuff to talk about and ignore anything else

>>71316016
i save my sanity and dont come here when she streams

>>71315367
>>71315608
>does thing for money
>white knights: iz diz a false flag
I'm not your thread boogeyman. The financial aspect of this relationship can't be ignored if you have eyes in your fucking skull, beta shoggers will spend dozens of hours making art of Shondo for a pity reply but then some guy drops 100k once a week and she dances like a money for his money. Shondo's a cold businesswoman, to say otherwise is to be delusional.
>>71315788
He donated 100k that stream.

>>71316061
I've also made a habit of avoiding the thread then, makes the stream much more enjoyable

>>71315788
(me)
didnt she also reply to someone in the improvement twitter thread that she would disable chat because he didnt like the last asmr?
crazy concept but maybe she just likes people to enjoy her streams?

>>71316177
I think it was putting it in emote only mode or a 30s slow mode

>>71316177
>didnt she also reply to someone in the improvement twitter thread that she would disable chat because he didnt like the last asmr?
No, she did her usual "uuuuu I need to find the right balance" aka she's not gonna do shit. Enjoy your mid live ASMR slop.

>>71316071
so you don't want heartbeat asmr?

nooo my wife’s not a stripper she takes her clothes off when she’s given money and doesn’t show genuine emotion to me other than disgust b-but she’s NOT a stripper

>>71316470
I'm fine with it, it's not really ASMR but it's nice.

Reminder that my wife is great and that I love her

>>71316071
timestamp

>>71315477
>The last zatsu
damn was the last zatsu before this month started? gamemaxxers winning hard

>>71316802
Ask that guy when he donated last time, I'm not his fucking secretary.

you guys are just making shit up? he didnt donate 100k he hit the 100k badge

>>71316947
if you didnt know when this alleged event happened why did you reply to someone asking if and when it did lol

>>71316990
groomers arent very smart and neither are tourists/newfags who dont take the time to check anything
i wasnt going to post but since it was so stupidly false i thought i would

>>71317013
I remember her saying "somenium wth" which implies a large donation, later he asked for heartbeat ASMR and she danced like a monkey for his $.

how do i apply to join the somnium faction? there must be a space open now forest faggot is AWOL and the competition doesnt seem like it will put up much resistance

>>71316555
That's not true she also shows me annoyance

>>71317225
Somnium seems more like a single fag, you could probably join him in calling shoggers out aggressively though

>>71317225
You have to attack one of the groomers on twitter and tank a ban. Only then will you be accepted.

>>71317225
Bully him in the offline chat, he likes it when people call him gay.

this thread might be the gayest on the entire board

oh you're still going? thats crazy. gn :)

It's actually unironically hilarious to see FF completely fuck off and not even interact on discord now, Smarted shogga knew to actually reflect and change, unlike his walmart knock-off.

>>71317296
its (extended) shadow weekend what are you gonna do other than argue with antis and derek other shoggas

>>71317351
Good night somnium

>>71317358
FF left the server entirely, probably found some irl hoe.

you guys need to be less transparent btw. i know youre on the way out but still

i cant believe this thread is making me side with S now. ridiculous

>>71317296
our chuuba is the gayest and most mentally ill
were the gayest and most mentally ill

>>71317410
That's a shame, he literally lost.

I'm the straightest poster here

>>71317529
Seems like a W to me.

>>71317410
He's still active on twitter but removed his oshi marks and hasn't joined stream in a month. He's moved on

>>71317529
Idk sounds like he won harder than any of us ever will

>>71317603
>>71317573
True, he doesn't have to deal with you insufferable fags anymore. :)

>>71317573
>>71317603
Leave then you whores

>>71317631
Or with Shondo.
>>71317646
I'm not a whore yet, I'll leave the second I get some bitches irl.

>>71317692
So never

>>71317750
shrugs
probably

I still don't get why you'd want a woman besides shondo

>>71317933
Having a woman you can actually talk to when you want to seems like a good initial reason. I wont bother to continue with more.

>>71317933
Sex?

>>71318032
you could do that with shondo, it just requires patience and effort which are two things no shogger has
most would fold within a few days if they lived with her

>>71317933
Being together with E in real life is worse than being with Shondo online, meaning that what we have right now is as good as it's gonna get and we're gonna keep declining as she grows in popularity. I don't blame P for ghosting her.

>>71317933
i dont, thats why everything hurts so much

>>71317170
he donated a whole 5k bits

>>71318105
that hypothetical irl relationship that will never happen though. I cant fuck her through the computer

>>71318267
one life, its worth an attempt

>>71317933
being with a woman who only feels positive emotions when shes lying to someone isnt all that great of a relationship for more than 6 months

I love my bipolar wife and i hope she gets out of her depressive cycle soon

>>71318105
>it just requires patience and effort which are two things no shogger has
I have both of these in spades

>>71318032
I'm not a whore I'm not just going to fuck someone that's not my wife
Granted, I'm not fucking my wife either

It's really interesting knowing something about her that explains quite a lot about the shit we put up with. I'm actually shocked she hasn't been less subtle about it but she's already given out plenty of hints.

>>71317933
>physical intimacy
>being loved for who you are
>higher availability
>can bear children
come on, same as her you're all in this because you don't think you could do better, that there's too much risk involved with finding your own shondo, and that shondo wouldn't take you alone

>>71319400
;)

>>71319400
>in this because you don't think you could do better
This is the case purely because she is the best
I've had my fair share of opportunities to get with women throughout my life, and I've always turned them away

the husband trials of 2025 will have earth shattering ramifications

>>71319368
Everyone knows she is a lesbian

waiter! waiter! i demand this soup be more vague!

>>71319400
she knows she could get into a real relationship if she wanted, so do i. we both prefer this one more, having both experience the difficulties of dating in real life

ToT
Beautiful wife

>>71320252
theres no way she finished this in 2 hours if she cant finish the soya art in 2 weeks

nobody asked about opportunities we're talking about meaningful relationships lol, thousands of men would offer to her but none would make for a workable relationship

id rather sho than shondo

I long stopped wanting kids, shondo is my wife and I love her
I won't cheat on her

>>71320400
i would

>>71320617
Me neither shoomfie

>>71320633
this is part of her sissy hypno to make you #pussyfree (as they say) btw

>>71320155
>she knows she could get into a real relationship if she wanted
She can't even leave the home, how is she going to get into a relationship?

>>71320395
her heart probably isnt in the right place to say goodbye given how hard she's had with possibly parting ways in the past with people. its gotta be PERFECT.

>>71320767

>>71321259
She did it while a hikineet before, she could do it again. But she doesn't want to

>>71321259
There is nothing stopping her from E-dating and it's why she nervously laughed it off when brought up.

>>71321259
i will donate and she will stalk my home

shes already in a relationship thats why shes weaning off the husband thing its with nina

Reminder to not feed the worm farmers

>>71322311
As we are all painfully aware, e-dating is not dating

>>71325405
yet she went on about how rushia should've been satisfied with only this forever because of the sheer *amount* of love
it being from a special someone or not doesn't matter

>>71325566
ok? I'm struggling to figure out what your point is.

>>71325786
she knows well why she wanted more, she'd want more if she thought she could get it and amount of lovers shouldn't be a factor

>>71325850
And what does that have to do with e-dating?

>>71326087
try a little deductive thinking

>>71326712
As best I can figure it out you're actually making my point for me, so I'll let you spell it out if there is a better argument.

>>71300402
if you're retarded enough to trust her then you should also never be critical of her. Holding a stripper accountable for anything is not fun for anyone involved.

how do i get her to stop dming me

>>71330600
It's rough, right? I sent her some dick pics hoping it would scare her off, but it only made things worse.

>>71330600
send her an update on your work

This is an officially wife-endorsed party time image

>>71332230
pretty tame and too much booba but has a very nice puffy slit.

huh. are any other vtubers suddenly talking about and streaming twilight since shondo had those streams?

>>71332578
I know hololive did, I think that was after shondo watched the first one. I dont think its related though

I want to kiss shondo's childlike cunny

>>71321358
>its gotta be PERFECT
It doesn't. Soya wouldn't say anything even if it was a soulful scribble, this is either Shondo's inflated ego or her OCD acting up. I think it's the latter. She needs OCD meds, herbal tea and exercises designed to keep the symptoms under control.

she just needs to sleep like a normal person

she just needs to be attach her cunny to my lips 24/7

>>71333251
i always wonder what she means when she promises to take care of herself better, because she refuses to fix her sleep because "haha my whole family are night owls", refuses to fix her diet because anorexia, refuses to exercise because too frail, refuses to go to the doctor, refuses to get therapy etc etc. what exactly does taking care of herself better mean in this context?

>>71333307
I wrote this post

>>71333401
>what exactly does taking care of herself better mean in this context?
Unironically less streams for (You). Mind you if she was serious this would be part of the solution at first until she got her sleeping schedule under control, we'd go through weeks with 1-3 streams tops.

>>71332934
not that guy, but this is just normal blowing things out of proportion. The whole graduation means a lot to shondo, plus she overreacted to begin with, then wasn't able to do the VR send-off collab, so the drawing is a way to make it all better (in her head). Then on top of that she still wishes it wasn't happening deep down, making it a chore to finish.
All total speculation, of course -- but I think it makes sense. And you get better at this stuff with age and practice, not meds.

>>71333529
>And you get better at this stuff with age and practice, not meds.
You get better at this stuff with the impending threat of starvation, sadly there's no such risk for her. Imagine a fucking adult saying shit like "uuuuu sorry boss, doing my job it's a chore uuuUUUUUUUU" and expecting to get paid. GTFO bitch.

>>71333529
while i'd buy that explanation in a vacuum, she's like this with everything now. it worries me, especially when she's talking more and more about "gaslighting herself to be happy". it's reflected in her stream content and in her overall behavior.

good morning shondoers
lets have a good day today! the sun is high in the sky and the heat is nice
perhaps we should all enjoy the outside today!!
i hope you all take care of yourself and know that I enjoy your presence at times!
ps please post the next klub banger

>>71334287
thanks for your post anon. i was just in the process of convincing myself not to go outside today but i think i'll go for a walk
hope you have a good day

Sucking Sho's soul out of his massive cock

>>71334287
>perhaps we should all
...die
yes, perhaps we should

>>71334660
D:

>>71334686
sorry, I didn't mean it

>>71334613
Why are you gay

>>71333401
also she has the typical female fear that if she touches a weight she will turn into a man

I love my wife unconditionally

>>71336730
Why do you think this is such a common thought for them
it baffles the mind

Her heart rate has gotten a lot more normal though so she's clearly exercising off screen. Probably all the dancing etc in da klub

>>71336834
>Probably all the dancing etc in da klub
gotta be

>>71336834
Kind of, during the first ds1 stream it was around 80 for the majority of the time, but the next one it was higher
She said she drank as much coffee as per usual both streams as well

>>71337150
maybe she did jumping jacks during powder breaks bc she knew it was sus lol

>>71337241
She didn't seem particularly out of breath and there wasn't enough time to nose powder, jumping jacks, then rest

She's party timing on her off days which is basically extreme exercise for her

Lol

Lmao even

>>71336749
I'm you but bigger.

https://youtu.be/aMr9iElILKI
Can someone post the pics from the tree on the left?

>>71339252
Fucked up
I'm taking this :anger:

>>71339542
Only got this one

>>71339720
Thank you
I wish I could find the pic on the top too...

>>71339720
I'd make my shondog sit over my lap and playfully nibble on her right ear.

>>71339813
Literally just scroll through the tag on twitter, it's not that far down.

>>71339961
I'd do that if I had a Twitter account

>>71340042
Make a twitter account already newfag, after Elon took over you don't even have to give them your phone number anymore. A burner email will suffice.

>>71337345
nah girls pee fast and she wouldnt be totally winded from like 10 jumping jacks

>>71336834
https://vocaroo.com/13MvRig781SD

wow! her heartbeat is very irregular

>>71340253
This is totally new, her heartbeat used to be very consistently unhealthy.

>>71340253
It's usually in the 90-110 range when resting

>>71340319
Or the logical conclusion, all of the other vtubers always say the monitor jumps all over the place due to their boobs getting in the way, maybe shondos just starting to grow a pair

>>71340574
Its the lump
Did she ever give her lump a name?

>>71340524
Damn, as a 141kg fatass I have a resting range of 90-104. How is Shondo in the same tier as me? kek

>>71340704
>141kg
How? I'm 80kg and I'm overweight.

>>71340704
you're almost double my weight
how tall are you

>>71340789
What do you mean how? My parents were too lazy to cook for me growing up so they'd always get me fake food, then once I was 8 y/o I started throwing tantrums if they didn't get me soda with every meal. Between the ages of 14-16 I drank Pepsi daily instead of water and at my heaviest I was 206kg.
>>71340895
178cm

>>71341109
you're smaller than me and are nearly double my weight
impressive bulk

>>71340704
>>71341109
It's spring you're not supposed to be preparing for hibernation now

>>71341109 (me)
>206kg
Hold on I misremembered, at my heaviest I was 216kg and my scale that was supposed to go up to 250kg couldn't tell my weight. I had to buy one of those supermarket industrial scales that go up to 300kg.

Are you an undiscovered species of bear

>>71342035
>>71341109
Dewd...

>>71342199
its not dewd, 200kg is skinny for americans

>>71342035
>216kg
>141 kg now
shogga you lost 75 kg, almost two Shondo
impressive

>>71342416
Thanks but I've ran out of willpower, all I can do is maintain my current weight. I've been 140kg +/- 2kg since the pandemic. I don't care anymore, I want to die early.

shoggers, if you're fat enough that you can't see your own dick, please get some help or start going to the gym

>>71342637
go to Switzerland

fat people make my skin crawl

shoggas, shondo only likes guys that are fat enough to frequently find food stuck in their multiple fat rolls, keep doing it for her

>>71343628
shondo enjoys the journey of making someone fat
she doesn't like fat cunts rolling up to her in the street

Shoggas, shondo is a feeder, keep losing weight so she has to feed you more and more
She even said this herself

>>71343173
I've got help but again, I'm out of willpower. When you're that fat and addicted to goy slop you have to avoid relapse for the rest of your life by removing all temptation. In my case this means never going out to eat with my coworkers, never ordering pizza, never eating birthday cake or pastries, never cooking anything that smells too good..etc. I've trained my pallete to enjoy tasteless cardboard food with no seasoning like unsalted steak.

The solution is to not get that fat in the first place. Parents too lazy to cook for their kids should be cooked in a holocaust oven.
>>71343188
Nah, I'll probably die of heart failure in my 50s. I'll refuse pills/surgery to speed it up.

reminder that unlike shondo, sho prefers and appreciates strong masculine men and he will always be more feminine and a better wife than shondo

Did my shoposting turn shoggas genuinely gay

>>71343765
you say that as though she wouldnt enjoy the journey of making you the fattest man in the world

it's peak SEA hours

Ah, i see

it's not, americans have just woken up.

Perhaps there are fags all over the world

yeah, you

hikineets run this shit, your timezones have no power /here/
USA boyz run this shit.

>>71344062
>turn
despite the CGDCT aspect of vtubing, vtuber fans have one of the gayest subculture out there, bet at least 40% of us enjoy traps

went to da klub last night

>>71340574
>>71340664
vtubers just don't understand how those heartrate monitors work. shondo has a polar one, they're made for measuring heartrate while exercising, not while sitting at your computer. they rely on the skin being slightly damp from sweat to improve conductivity or your readings won't be very accurate. using them as vtubers do is basically a meme. it would be different if they were wearing fucking electrodes and hooked up to an ECG machine, but they're not.

>>71345073
was shongle there

>>71344823
If it's cute it's cute, they don't even have to be girls

>>71345207
just ask lilyhops fans

>>71345345
gay rrat shoomfie

>>71345536
I have proof and didn't even have to do reps to get it.

>>71345536
nta but it's common knowledge lily is a man

>>71345536
i did reps on this recently and the evidence is horrifying

>>71345536
>shondo thinks he's one of the smartest vtubers out there if not the smartest
>man
kek

>>71345773
its pretty weak stuff oomfie
some schizo shit about chess

>>71345959
>pretty weak
Anon lily used to have a chess account and talked about being in "stealth mode" because "she" can pass. What more do you want? Pictures of her girlpenis? I wouldn't mind some.

>>71345959
there's more than just the chess thing, there's pictures of the friend group including lily iirc

not the 140kg anon but im pretty close. i checked my weight and gained almost 10kg this winter. just got back from a 10km bike ride for the first time in almost a year, you guys got me scared for my health

>>71346109
>scared for my health
You don't want to die early? Pussy.

>>71346142
a heart attack sounds like the worst way to die. i want to live as long as shondo does at least

>>71346220
I don't get it, is a heart attack painful? I just thought you start paralyzing and gasping for air, it's no worse than drowning or getting shot.

>>71346345
idk i just remember drinking a lot of caffeine and it felt like my heart was going to explode (digi moment)
i was really scared and never wanted to feel that again

>>71346073
not her just similar name

>>71346572
holy cope lmao

>>71346535
I felt like that once, I realized I was getting close to death and wondered why I don't have any regrets.

>>71346572
nope, there are connections between twitter accounts if you look back far enough in the archives. it's fine to like lily regardless, anon.

>>71346220
>i want to live as long as shondo does at least
I'm planning to have her be alive until the universe ends
If you're below the age of 50 you'll possibly make it to 1000 years old though, if that's any consolation

>>71347339
>1000 year reich with shondo
thats good enough for me

>>71347339
She will be gone by 2030.

>>71347576
Nuh uh

>>71347611
Either dead or unrecognizable (dead with extra steps).

I genuinely cant imagine shondo making it into her 30s and I think this the universe telling me she won’t make it there

i can. and i'm a lot more important to the universe than you

I will still think about her from time to time decades after she passed away

ai technology will have progressed far enough by the time shes gone that you can train a model on all of her vods and create your own personal shondo

I don't want AI Shondo.

I would like to have sex with fallenshadow very much

in 1000 years from now shondo would be long gone and Id be with sho, as youthful as he is now reflecting back the times with my gold digger of a wife

mio is also a wifetuber like shondo (possibly even more so) and seems to be going through a similar situation with her own fanbase. i wonder if this echo's shondo's thoughts on her own situation?

>>71348084
>5 hours of "work"
>I feel like im not allowed to enjoy anything other than streaming
If Shondo said this I'd feel like punching her.

>>71348145
i mean, look at the brainworms every time she does something though? like going to the concert. or going to the restaurant. or the paris trip that even got shadowmama so concerned she forced shondo to stop talking about it.

>>71348084
Who

>>71348242
I mean she's not even supposed to be /here/ so where would she encounter these brainworms? Most shoggers are too weak to say it in her chat, at most they'd try to "joke" about having brianworms. Haha, funny NTR joke.

>>71348084
>seeing actual friends
Is that aimed at her chat or her vtuber friends, either way it doesn't sound nice

>>71348343
nigga watch streams please

>>71348084
>similar situation
What do you mean? Shondo isn't going through any of this

>>71348145
Itd be pretty clear what she means by "anything else"

>>71348084
Different circumstances and people = different outcomes
Shondo is frail and all, but also unbelievably resilient. She also has good and close friends now as well as being very close to her family
Either way, her situation differs from shondo's way too much to properly compare

>>71348431
yeah shes just hiding from streams

>>71348405
I do you retarded mongoloid. 99% of the time the brainworms are contained to /here/ not in Shondo's chat, exceptions being the email schizo who in a sane world would be visited by the police and 1-2 dead shoggers like Fleece.

>>71348343
Offline chat and tweets there are some faggots that voice others concern from /here/ for some reason. It kinda sucks desu

>>71346036
>Pictures of her girlpenis? I wouldn't mind some.

>>71348343
she's done all she can to make it clear she's /here/ without breaking containment. you're not clever.

>>71348580
if you put syadouClueless it means you don't actually believe it, haha funny joke like Dewd bringing up the race and height of the guys around Shadow at that babymetal concert

>>71348638
>she's done all she can to make it clear she's /here/ without breaking containment
I know. Now imagine a world in which Shondo TRIED not to be a big fat liar, in such a world she wouldn't visit /lig/ and /shon/ regularly.

>>71348084
girls SHOULD be limited, or else they'll immediately whore out
shondo is blessed to be limited by her meds and trauma, she has said as much
if it wasn't for her meds, her dream would've been to get married and pump out babies just like her mother, it's the only thing stopping her from achieving this ideal world

>>71348761
i can't see what your point is, explain what you mean.

>>71348679
Her trying to poke fun of the rrat just made it worst

>>71348819
>girls SHOULD be limited, or else they'll immediately whore out
Based. There's a reason why fathers used to arranged marriages for their daughters, a girl/woman isn't capable of picking a good man. If they were most women would be married to their first high school bf but they aren't. They ruin themselves psychologically and with STDs.

>>71348531
no, you're so clueless it hurts. strange how shadowmama got concerned about the paris trip if literally nobody except /here/anons talked about it, you fucking mouth-breathing retard.

One of these days I'll get spoonfed the rrk maro's link

weirdge tangent oomfies

doing meth and listening to shondo asmr

>>71348999
>strange how shadowmama got concerned about the paris trip
Shondo mentioned it to her because she can't keep her mouth shut. Do you know anything about her personality? Retard.

>>71348999
when she tweeted about it people were saying how they were going to kidnap her in the replies. even if its jokes its concerning from her perspective

I do not understand the obsession of timelooping stuff from 10 months ago. very gay. Let it go.

>>71349065
how did shondo know about it when she's not /here/ and literally nobody else talked about it according to you?

>>71349096
read this
>>71349081

>>71349010
DM me anon, I'm a reincarnated shogger. Keep DMing newfags until you get to me.

>>71349091
leave you're ngmi

>>71349091
please understand no one here has any hobbies

>>71349117
so people do talk about it elsewhere, unlike your original claim? cool, glad to see you're scoring on yourself

>>71345536
it is literally a man anon

>>71349159
im not the person you were talking to, im not even here to argue either side

>>71349061
I'm more of a heroin man myself but to each their own. Nodding out with Shondo.

>>71349096
>literally nobody else talked about it
I... you fucking retard. You absolute buffoon. Shoggers were joking about stopping kidnappers in the offline chat and fantasizing about keeping Shondo to themself after they rescue the hime.
>>71349159
People don't talk about BRAINWORMS elsewhere you daft cunt.

I do not understand the obsession with timelooping your love for shondo, very gay. let it go.

>>71349278
i accept your concession

>>71349301
oh yeah? accept deez nutz in your mouth faggot

I hate when my Shoomfies fight SadCat
Why can't we all be Nise? Smile

>>71349364
This
Except I know why

>>71349364
you're delusional if you think there will ever be an end to the fighting. we literally have to.
but it's not delusional to think we can be nise while we argue Smile

one day we should be able to use the timelooping defense in court
>judge, this murder has been talked about for years by now already, everyone keeps saying I murdered her whole family but I didn't do it
>let's stop timelooping this case, it's pointless to do so

>oh my bad, case dismissed

I just think sho is great.

>>71349602
Please leave Otis at least, he didn't do anything wrong

>>71349602
Kek

>>71349010
just learn how to bait /shon/ into spoonfeeding

>>71349825
But i feel mean baiting

>>71349881
ngmi
it's a doggy dog world

>>71349881
that's only because you haven't become a master yet

>>71350007
SadCat owari da

currently beating my shit crazy style to shondo lewds

CRAZY STYLE?

Shondo liked the bunny suit art for me in particular

Does Shondo still love me even if I don't have an internal monologue.

>>71350189
Wtf has Erm always been a gif?

party time to shondo-made or curated content is basically her way of having sex with me so all things considered for a girl with an aversion to sex my wife does plenty to keep me satisfied

>>71350417
I'm fucking losing it, it's moving. This isn't really happening I'm in a fucking Mandela universe

>>71350417
Yea

>>71350350
Yeah most likely

>>71350424
>Shondo shares with you some sexy art she liked
>You tell her it's really hot
"omg stop being weird it's cute"
>Later, party time to the pictures she showed you
>You catch her peaking and spying on you from the doorway or hiding in the closet, not making a sound
>You continue, not letting on that you know she's watching
>Hear a gasp from her as you finish

>>71350350
no, take the hint

>>71350350
Internal monologues are for NPCs
Imagine having internal thoughts so slow and simple that they could be captured by language.

any life signs of wifey yet?

You guys are silly

>>71350761
She's awake.

>>71350703
as opposed to pictures and feefees

>>71348819
shondo i am willing to make this ideal world come true

>>71349266
mighty fine choice nodder

Who the fuck is Mio and why is the account blurred out, and why should I give a single shit about what she has to say and why do the tweets not come up in search

>>71350955
Alt account faggotry, that anon was a whore. No you shouldn't care, only care about your Shondo wife.

Shondo will you do a watchalong tonight or will you be too messed up from klubbing?

>>71351112
shut up

https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow/status/1766339360171987375
https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow/status/1766339560022143103
I finally got what she meant by this, seeing how orange was having a menhera attack during that time, shondo was playing defence for orange just like she did with darkkal a year ago, I guess he really did go to her dms about being hated by the community once he became her vod uploader while still remaining a husband

did she change ggs' bio or am I going insane

>>71351225
You're right

>>71351142
Perhaps you're correct, good theory shogga

>>71351225
what was it before? schizo ramblings? menhera? i forgot already

>>71351225
;)

>>71351225
you are correct

>>71351142
>uuuuu I wish you guys would ignore the Orange Man sliding in my DMs
>me talking privately to a man I don't pay can't possibly mean anything
Shondo logic

>>71351318
same thing but she added that last line since last time i read it