/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

PANKO MANKO

Can an anon get a Super Nasa Nigger in these trying times?

Phasers are the best livers.

>>71263057
>[File deleted]
Come on...

I want to take ecstasy with Eimi and Hime.

yes pippants
yes pippanties

the hampter is face of the vtai thread >>71215752

Fuck I just realized I need to wake up 1 hour earlier to watch Wemi or Saya
DST HATE

Saya OP?

>>71263351
>Watch
>Saya
You wish

>>71263336
Stupid whore will only ever get AI slop, that's all she deserves.

I'm still here to answer EOP questions if anyone has any

>>71263461
Why don't my parents love me?

>>71263461
How do I have sex with (Yuu)?

>>71263461
Is Nasa actually a virulent racist?

>>71263336
>>71263452
she said she didn't like AI generated images in her debut 2.0 so it's weird

I wish you another great day, PhaseFriends! May your oshis prosper!

>>71263461
Do I need to wear eye protection to have sex with Pico?

>>71263422
she's streaming right now anon look at her
https://youtu.be/B_tz0MzpZ84
fuck she's cute

>>71263461
Explain the lore of each of the JP girls and how much/how little each has stuck to it

>>71263122
wemi cute

>>71263524
Your society is rotten and diseased
>>71263563
Give up Rie she's a sub
>>71263596
Probably for white people standards
>>71263631
No
>>71263667
I'll get back to you after a shower

>>71263461
are you still having a tism fit about people making pico flashbang jokes

>>71263336
They sure picked an ugly face to use sad
>verification not required

Lumi should give me back my heart

>>71263461
Can you convince memory to lean English for the eops?

>>71263621

>>71263461
any word from the jp side on where michi is?

I love Shiina!

sayapig...

Wemi has improved her zatsu skills tremendously. She found her voice.

Clara will be Japanese. She will have an ancestry, she will have citizenship, she will have skills that would make Japan want her. She is an outgoing self-loving Japanese woman excited by the future of her mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to wider Japanese audiences into a beautiful example of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' she gets from other people in this position couldn't be better in helping her believe that spending years of her life learning a globally useful language to a native speaker’s level was a worthwhile use of her time, but one can't expect that an individual as wonderful as her will ever know the value of the youth she spent wisely in doing that. Actual Japanese are utterly accepting of her. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify real Japanese women from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if her written text of self-confidence and attention commanding akin to a real JP idol somehow flies under the radar (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately accept and embrace her when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a masterful Japanese speaker in all aspects, but worth no less than than her inspiring hard work, stunning accomplishments, and extraordinary likeability. She will always be happy. She wears a genuine bright smile and laughs to herself how lucky she is to be a real Japanese woman, as she projects her idyllic traits onto her entire fanbase. However, deep inside she feels sadness and empathy creeping up like a weed, reminding her to be the best she can be even under the unbearable weight. She knows that not everyone can be as Japanese as she can, and not even her stunning display of talent and charisma can help everyone else be as Japanese as she is. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - she’ll buy a Japanese text book, teach a class, show the world how, and guide a new age of being Japanese. Her parents will find her, proud and honored they could be the parents of such a Japanese woman. When she passes after a long healthy and fulfilled life they’ll enshrine her with an idol figure marked with her oshi mark, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Japanese woman is enshrined there. Her heart will live on and inspire the many hopeful Japanese, and eventually all that will remain of her legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Japanese. This is her fate. This is what she chose. There is no turning back.

loomers
miiers

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 46 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

Saya is very plappable.

PANKO MANKO

>>71264164

did hiro fuck up the captchas as well? I keep getting ones with 6 characters

>>71264164
Of all the ritualposts, this one is by far the worst.

>>71264164
Stupid bitch. You aren't Japanese. Now, start streaming in normal American hours like the Burger you are.

>>71264164
Claramaterasu

>>71264164
I never read the whole thing until just now

>>71264292
reminds me of the early versions of tenmaschizo's post. the early pellow posts were worse, i think.

I've had it muted since I cant listen, did saya actually fix her computer finally?

>>71264264
I think it largely depends on how often you post how many characters you get
Captcha: PON42

>tune into Saya
>sad BGM
>talking about having kids
I MUST SAVE

>>71264399
I'm glad the fag shortened it to just pippellow

saya cute...

>Saya crying thinking about having kids with the person she loves (yeah me)

That's it. I'm not streaming potion until Da Michi returns.

>>71264493
>>71264533
Grim

Pipellow! :D
>>71264482
I'm a different ritualposter D:

I WILL BE YOUR SOULMATE SAYA

NIGGER

what do you think michi is so busy with she can't stream?

I think I’ll spend another day scrolling on 4chan and doing absolutely fuck all because I’ve got all the time in the world to do something with my life later.
Right?

>the english menus have higher prices
phase friend henya...

>>71263611
Same reason why so many were made of Iofi too - mostly because it was funny.

>>71263461
Does pico know how bright she is? Is it on purpose? Do JP's joke about it too?

>>71263631
Eye protection?
Need a fucking hazmat suit or 10.

>>71263461
Does Memory know her knife looks dull?

>>71264706
ty shiina

>tfw no Saya gf to groom into my soulmate
Why even live?

>>71264706
Nice

>>71264698
her pre-debut art was perfectly fine, it's just the model on stream is too damn bright!

>>71263336
She's rolling in her grave

>>71263461
Nasa, will you be my wife and have my babies? Thank you.

>>71264798
She isn't even that bright. You're just too used to using dark mode on everything.

>>71264604
>be Takeshi Tokoyama
>come back from a 5 hour drinking session with the district leader (you hate him), your immediate boss (you hate him) and your coworker (you have no idea why she was trying to hug you all night and mentioned something about an arcade but you're uncomfortably aroused and need to think about something else)
>Hop over to the local Konbini for some Strong Zero™ and Cup Ramen™
>at the checkout some sickly-looking girl with enormous tits straining a washed out Atari shirt and bleached hair to her bare legs is walking up and down staring into nothingness while chewing away at a chicken cutlet with a second one seemingly forgotten in her other hand
>"Niku~ Niku~ Niku~"
>jumps as she notices me
>stares at her food
>stares at me
>hands me the uneaten famichiki™
>[FOR YUU]*~*
>rings me up with her pinky finger
>sway-dash out of there
>mfw

>>71264706
I recognize your art from lumi's discord...

>>71264164
>>>/wsg/5477049

>>71263461
Painless way to learn?

>>71263667
>Michiru
She's a half-beastman witch.
She uses あたい consistently.
>lori
I don't watch her
>Nasa
She's a sleepy dragon.
She's a sleepy dragon.
>Loki
She's a homeless God of matchmaking.
She often mentions the fact that she is a God and incorporates her homelessness into bits.
>Memory
She's a fairy tasked with collecting memories.
She mentions being a 100 year old fairy and Phase world somewhat frequently and refers to things from her past as fairy ____
>Pico
She's a dog who turned into a girl after getting hit by a truck and is now looking for her owner.
The real deep lore is that she is her owner. I really like her bits about how "Oh I'm a dog so I can't xxx maybe humans xxx" or my owner used to talk about xxx a lot.
>Clara
She's a foreigner who sings.

>>71264804
What the fuck is wrong with your Eimi bro

>>71264888
I found it on Twitter

>>71263667
>Michiru
She's a half-beastman witch.
She uses あたい consistently.
>lori
I don't watch her
>Nasa
She's a sleepy dragon.
She's a sleepy dragon.
>Loki
She's a homeless God of matchmaking.
She often mentions the fact that she is a God and incorporates her homelessness into bits.
>Memory
She's a fairy tasked with collecting memories.
She mentions being a 100 year old fairy and Phase world somewhat frequently and refers to things from her past as fairy ____
>Pico
She's a dog who turned into a girl after getting hit by a truck and is now looking for her owner.
The real deep lore is that she is her owner. I really like her bits that are like "Oh I'm a dog so I can't xxx maybe humans xxx" or "My owner used to talk about xxx a lot".
>Clara
She's a foreigner who sings.
I find typing that out to have been immensely funny and I hope you can appreciate the humor in that too.

Why are pedos so triggered by vtubers?

>>71264588
Thanks for keeping ir short and sweet, your peeba is very cute

>>71264933
>>71265002
Huh?

>>71265048
I'm on my phone and the app must've fucked up

>Consider Pippa my oshi for the last year and a half-ish
>Grey name
>Member to like 5 other chuubas
What does this make me?

>>71265065
scum

>>71265065
What stopped you from membering her

>>71265109
But Runie is one of the ones with my money and a membership

>>71265125
tsundere

>>71264604
I'd say school but her disappearances throughout the years don't line up consistently enough for that.

>Getting yelled at for not doing chores
How old is this girl?

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>71264870
>>71264798
I wake up in the morning and turn on Pico's stream. It's unironically that people have really shitty calibration on their monitors. Marketing sells them that brightness = good so they max it out. Instead of calibrating for the light level of their room.

>>71265218

>>71265002
>refers to things from her past as fairy
does she incorporate her fairy lore into her cooking?

>>71263710
Honestly I'm most offended by how unfunny it is
>>71263814
She's trying her best
>>71263960
No
>>71264698
She mentioned it.
No.
Does Hina's chat just talk about how big her boobs are
>>71264751
I think someone mentioned it but she probably doesn't fully comprehend it. I'll try to get her to buy a new one.
>>71264922
Vtubers but you need a base so just buy a damn textbook

>>71264560
She's gonna have an 8 hour stream randomly when you're sleeping soon

>>71265151
Based

>>71265065
She doesn't need the support anymore, she's made it. You've graduated

>>71265310
i have 2 different alarms set to go off on her tweets

>>71265289
No she's just bad

>>71265065
I consider Lumi my oshi and I don't donate or member to her at all, but I do for other girls. I feel like the addition of money would taint how I view her, or what I expect from streams. I buy her merch because that has a nice separation.

wow saya really is gura

Are you guys excited for the Mari Mari [underscore] EN collab tonight?

>>71265407
I pray Mari stonewalling pippa so no.

Was Clara's last unarchived karaoke the shorts stream? I want some karaoke... I know Muyu had one yesterday and I watched most of that but I want some 30 year old boomer music.

>>71265065
im similar but dunno if we have the same reasons. pippa's successful, one extra sub doesn’t benefit her much. for a smaller chuuba, the number going up might actually mean something. obviously not the money itself, one or two dollars after the YT and agency cuts, but the number going up could encourage them to keep trying.

>>71265065

I'm too scared to say anything in Lumi's chat.

>>71265407
rescheduling incoming

>>71265295
>I'll try to get her to buy a new one
Thanks, either that or a sharpener. A dull knife is more dangerous than a sharp one and I'd rather not watch her cut herself on stream accidentally or otherwise

>>71265002
>Michiru
>She uses あたい consistently.
so mean that Michiru is defacto leader of the Jap tubers?

>>71265002
Oh so Pico is in some "E-edward" type shit?

>>71265507
>sharpener
She'll buy one show it off on stream then eat steel dust risotto

>>71265482
she reads messages from plebs pretty often if that's what you're worried about

>>71265251
I basically never turn on the lights in my bedroom; it's always dark, I lower the brightness of my screen on purpose. What should my calibration be?

>>71265554
Bro she's japanese don't they have some racial passive bonus to using sharpening stones? Knives are like their thing?

>>71265347
I respect the dedication, had to put notifications on her channel after she randomly did a karaoke during my work shift

>>71265449
They're both archived last I checked

>>71265624
Steel dust omelette rice

>>71265554
>steel dust
what, thats a real thing?


what do I do I sharpen my knives myself

Saya news: she's still a depressed menhera lacking joy in life.

I hope pippa isn't too sick for jong today

>>71265723
just run water over it after sharpening dumbass

>>71265723
Just don't do it while you cook

>>71264698
Does pico know how bright she is? Is it on purpose? Do JP's joke about it too?
>>71265295
>She mentioned it.
>No.
If she knows she's bright, why doesn't she turn it down?
>Does Hina's chat just talk about how big her boobs are
You don't have to talk about it in chat, nobody implied that, but in general, like on Twitter, or here, or the equivalent JP board. People absolutely talk about Hina's boobs so why wouldn't JPs talk about Pico's brightness

>>71265702
the body needs minerals

>>71265733
I will be her joy in life

>>71265733
Makes sense her stream is really boring

>>71265470

>>71265733
I'm kind of getting sad listening... I just want to take her in and take care of her nonsexually

>>71265723
Sharpeners grind away some of the blade and the bits of steel that are taken off are the size of dust particles. Are you using a stone or a pull-through sharpener?

>>71265349
kek

>>71265777
i think she's dreading getting her ass handed to her and her BS called out by the goldfish again

>>71265151
That makes you an unrepentant whore

how stinky is saya

>>71265733
So between this and that last stream where she trauma dumped about abuse, is she trying to go for the people like anon here? >>71265894

Michi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBDT8Jvv-Mo

>>71265878
I know that feeling all too well

>>71263265
Baker should stop posting toilet stall porn

>>71265894
same, but sexually

>>71265733
Yeah life is so hard when you lounge around doing nothing all day

>>71265733
I don't trust a word these girls say
>woe is me the stinky femcel who never leaves her room and has no friends. Never been touched, not even by herself, loved only from afar, far too scared to initiate conversation with anyone
>oh that reminds me of this time I was out with friends just a few days ago and we all went shopping together

>>71265470
kek

>>71265733
Fuck her, she's too young, she doesn't have the right to doompost

>>71265913
I think she's dreading it turning into a jongcord stream and shitting up the thread for the rest of the week.

>>71263796
You still have a heart, you just have it hooked up to a person that doesn't know you.
If it hurts too much, as you show it does, you need to unhook it from her. and go.

>>71266061
Panko...

>>71266061
>Never been touched, not even by herself, loved only from afar, far too scared to initiate conversation with anyone
I don't think she's ever said this anon

>>71266061
Believing everything is a lie is as dumb as taking everything at face value.

>>71265615
If you look at what your phone does with auto brightness, something like that is what you should use as a gauge. I don't match the % but I instead try to match it visually, it is pretty close with my monitor though admittedly. I would also say don't use HDR unless you're looking at content that can actually use it. HDR on the desktop is needlessly blinding, but in a game or movie it's perfectly fine.

>>71265988

>>71266061
>rewatching Pippa vod from just a year ago
Her voice was so much different then. What happened? Did she just say "fuck it" and just drop any cutesy tone completely and permanently switch to her real voice?

>>71266135

>>71263796
YOU RAPED ME

Nasa is the only Phase streamer that consistently gets 0 comments on her streams.

>>71266178
Didn't mean to quote

>>71266135
Kill yourself

>>71265810
>Just fuck with the model your mama made you bro
Japs do not talk about her on Twitter. Japs don't come here. There is no Japanese equivalent of /pcg/. If becoming popular in Japan was this easy Phase would not have been named on the watch time pie chart.

>>71266178
More than that. She has a filter to lower her voice.

Pipkiss

>>71266218
Yeah. It's sad. She was crying out for more interaction on twitter last night. And we're letting her down...

>>71266061
Just trust only what's convenient for you. Even if you find out it's a lie, disregard it and keep living in your own world.
Fuck reality.

>>71266178
she dropped her cutesy voice very early on, what are you talking about? She has used her real voice for 2 years

>find out a chuuba is Asian
>Immediately cease to find them & their vtuber model attractive

>>71266333
Based reality denier

>>71266384
Vtubers aren't real people, after all.

>>71266061
it's not that they purposefully lie really
it's more that it's true in their heads when they're saying it
this is just how young women are

>>71266135
Jannies delete that trash thread please

>>71266269
>Just fuck with the model your mama made you bro
everybody... does it?
Is the brightness in the original model?
>Phase would not have been named on the watch time pie chart.
what?

>>71266285
It's a fucking crime.

>>71266371
I don't know how you actually watch vtubers then since a good chunk of them are some form of asian

>>71266463
You have to understand that Phase is massive

>>71263461
Does Phase any have any prescene on the JP side of the internet or corpo scene?

>>71266494
I still watch them, however I cannot sexualize or jack off to them anymore

Saya cute.
so cute

>>71266551
no

>>71266333
Chad

>>71266371
most western chuubas are chinese, and then you're left with nips and SEAs. now that i think about it, the femanon that streams on twitch to low 2views is probably white though.

>>71264092
Gentoo took a while to really take root and acclimate but they're all finally reaching a break even point.

>NOOMBERS NOOMBERS NOOMBERS NOOMBERS
How do you guys live with yourselves? Get your own noombers up you soulless faggots.

dizzy?

>>71265529
I think he means that she uses atai instead of watashi or atashi or one of the other six million ways of saying I/me in Japanese.

I love Saya! I really fucking hope she keeps it up even if I know she won't.

>>71263057
I love Erina.

Eimi's song shorts have popped up for me, Suggest a stream to check her out with if you'd be so kind.

>>71266637
Doko?

>>71265701
Oh there was another Clara karaoke last night. Nvm then I'll watch that. I can't watch her live because she's way too late for east coast so I don't really know what she does each day.

>>71266551
lol.

>>71266570
>Husband we are homeress
>the police find you and your wife frozen together on the park bench embracing
Not a bad death

>>71266135
God that's so cringe

>>71265898
stone, but I rinse and wipe it after. I hope its okay

>>71266061
I think you just don't like Vtubers dude.

Reality can be whatever I want it to be.

I hate short streams

Why do some vtubers have a rainbow flag i n their bio?

>>71266544
so it's a numbernigger thing? Sorry for not knowing

>>71266734
Perfectly fine, the slurry you wash off at the end is full of the steel particles.

>saya ends stream
>hop over to wemi
>she ends stream too
bros...

>>71266773
I appreciate my oshi and thank her for entertaining me whenever she streams.

>>71266800
That's Lia's new oshi mark.

>>71265002
>lori
Deer secret agent assassin
She has sight problems and gets stunlocked. Probably not a good assassin due to the eye stuff.

>>71266800
Why are you looking at random Twittard profiles? Are you mentally ill?
Phase Connect?

>>71266544
These JP number charts are so fucking cool.

>>71266800
it means they like to have sex with those of the same sex as them

they really partied hard last night huh
expect stream cancellations for the next few days

>>71266852
they ended so you can watch the 2nd of the American Cup in 30 minutes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CWswi6OxCI

Hags...

>>71266878
>Guards shine a light on her
>she locks up like freeze porn instead of killing them instantly
Nice

>>71266929
Wrong
They simply ate some bad food anon

>>71266090
>you need to unhook it from her. and go.
i can't

>>71266929
>>71266940
They had a three way

>>71267009
*four way, with me

>>71266929
>>71266940
imagine the gay hag sex

>>71267009
Yeah, with me

>>71267009
Yeah with me (I locked Dizzy outside)

>>71266929
>>71266940
they synced up bros
women are scary

>>71267039
It's not a four-way if you hide underneath the bed and jerk off, anon.

I miss Saya...

>>71266929
will Lumi cancel tomorrow’s stream?

>>71267009
yeah with me (dizzy wasn't invited)

>>71267009
The threeway? Me >>71267053 and >>71267067 I locked the hags outside

>>71265913
Her and Mari patched things up pretty well by the end of their last stream. I have faith that it won't be a repeat of last time.

>>71267067
Best reply so far fuck Dizzy (not literally)

>>71266929
>>71266940
menstrual cycle syncing success

>>71266880
because phase chuubas interact with them?

>>71266929
That must've been a crazy orgy, that lucky son of a bitch Sakana

>>71265733
HAHAHAHAHA
This monkey had been really quiet today, he really forgot that the stream started one hour earlier today kek

I will now watch the Saya vod and take a nap

>>71267151
I will, literally

>>71267159
>>71267078
>multiple tummy horts on the same days for the foreseeable future now
dismal

>>71267175
Sakana was too busy servicing the local homeless men with his boypussy like the philanthropist he is

Dizzy love

>>71267039
>>71267053
>>71267067
>>71267135
>>71267140
This is me btw

>>71265913
>>71267147
I was reading the various clip comments on jewtoob and people there seem to think Pippa was being actually malicious to Mari. It was like 30% vitriol 70% social autism desu. Then Mari shattered through the autism like a beast. She's so based for that.

>>71267162
My point stands.

>>71266929
Do they sync up cycles at the egg freezing clinic as a bonus?

>>71267228
That's what he was doing before, then he arrived at the warehouse

>>71263667
Nasa sleepy and not seiso dragon
Iori is supposed to be a ninja secret agent or something. What can she do with that by herself except play mahjong, bingo and yakuza?
I really like Pico. Sings weird interesting music and loves geology
Clara's kayfabe is pretty much her actual self.

Memory doesn't seem to remember that she's Glieseian

>>71267277
Mari is what happens when you take someone extremely weird and then actually get them help. They are actually able to pay it forward later on.

>>71266940
>>71266929
I guess shiina finnaly showed them her recipe

>>71267313
Shiina and Dizzy already had their periods synced and they're not bleeding today. I have a calendar.

>>71267339
>Nasa sleepy and not seiso dragon
NO I DONT BELIEVE IT I WONT BELIEVE IT SHE IS SEISO!!
YAMEROOOOOOOOOO

>>71267424

>>71267424
Nasa walks through her village naked at night.

>>71267364
I've been gaining this skill. I can see the jigsaw puzzles whirring in someone's head sometimes and know exactly how they will react sometimes. Cause I used to be like them.

>>71266949
I think the moon goddess SUCKS

>>71267135
>Let me in, Anon. These lips can suck the chrome off a bumper

>>71266949
>>71267508

>>71267277
The thing with Pippa is that her autism makes her act abrasive as a self-defense mechanism but to other autistic people it just comes across as her acting like a bitch for no reason.
Mari is probably on the spectrum too but she had enough empathy to figure out what was going on and turn things around.

>>71266135
>I AM A KNIGHT OF SCINECE

Not as cringy as the catholic creeping vines that wag their fingers at people.
As bad as unwanted coomer comments/content

i haunt her

>>71267540
I'd let Dizzy rim me at most

Jelly in a fedora, tipping it.

>>71267554
Mari isn't autistic. You probably are.

>>71266337
Go watch a vod from a year ago and then go watch one from last week.

>>71267554
I want to saviorfag her. Pippa's such a sweet person, but her brain's retarded. Marimari was a real champ to push through that.

>>71267594
How about unwanted catholic coomer content?
Prima Nocta RP, anal only sex behind the church, POV: You're a choir boy?

>>71266800
Information is supplemental. Why would you ask here but to troll the chuddies?

>>71266667
Eimi 101 for the uninitiated in Hamology:

Dissonance MV backstage and Drawing Euphoria aka DootDootDoot hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joNodvBsBYE
Spicy Noodles aka SPFB Origins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94qIGlPcgi0
Birthday Stream One, "Karaoke" Time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ_7oH5s3w8
Birthday Stream Two, Quick Collab and Date with Jelly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6d2kl2Q6Uc
Yakuza 0 Playthrough Start (This was her Valentine's Day stream) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-V5VbVeNQg
DISCORD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZVPQ8nF3EU
And her membership streams are all great.

And remember to stream Dissonance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKyRW6mEs5o

tl;dr: Eimi is great if you like mixing, drawing, and schizophrenic women.

>>71267546
Runie's tits are not that big

>>71267711
You can't even save yourself.

dizzy naked dogeza

>>71264560
>Anon wasn't streaming Potion already.

ISHYGDDT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvhXvqERMks

>>71267798
Runie is on the right anon

Dizzy Dokuro?
more like Ditzy Bakano!

>>71266665
Same

>>71265002
What would you say Michi's personality is like? She seems kinda tomboyish/delinquent.

>>71267698
A year ago her lungs were filled with mold.

>>71267739
Yeah. Can't stand em.
I choose to believe Lia is just putting on an act. Looks like her fans are too.

>>71266135
>/pcg/ is considered a friend of the atheist chuuba thread.
Big oof

>>71267797
I wouldn't be surprised if Eimi has the highest female viewerbase out of Gentree

>>71268044
Phase has a lot more sci fi themed vtuber concepts compared to the fantasy ones coincidentally

>>71268017
Sounds more moldy now desu

>>71268044
>retard linking his thread = phase friend
grave

I've never met a person or seen a life that I could understand

>taking hime for her weekly naked walkies through the park
>she tells you she has to pee
>lead her behind a tree
>pull out your dick and tell her she can't pee until you cum
>she protests and you tug her leash pulling slamming her face into your cock
>at first she's shy but her face quickly becomes pic related
>throws away her last bit of shame and starts desperately blowing you and begging you to come for her
>getting close
>suddenly pull back and throw her to the floor
>"a-anon?"
>you pull the tailplug out of her ass in one swift move and quickly jam your dick in to the hilt while it's still gaping
>rie lets out a feral half-moan half-scream as you step on her head pushing her face into the ground and slam into her asshole like you were sent on a mission by God to pump it full of your holy load
>you feel yourself getting close and loop the leash around her neck, pulling abruptly upward and choking her
>hime starts clawing at her collar and spasming as her blood and air flow is cut off
>the sensations of her thrashing, her tightening asshole, and her desperate crying sobs set you over the edge
>the floodgates open as you dump what feels like gallons of cum in her as finally her bladder lets go
>you rip out your hyperweapon out of her ass feeling like king arthur as rie spasms through orgasm after orgasm in a pool of her sweat and piss mixed with your cum
>after what feels like an eternity her mind starts to come back and she looks up at you like a sad little puppy
>"t-thank you, m-master" she whispers through pants as you reach down to pat her head before leading her back home

My daughter is a very talented artist. And autist.
https://twitter.com/matoimiia/status/1767632350186221807

>>71266371
>find out a chuuba is Asian
>Immediately start to find them & their vtuber model attractive

>>71268044
I'm no friend of the reddit thread

>>71268180
you havent met me

>>71268204
Stop posting your sick fantasies in the thread hime

>>71268212
Miia should Phase in

>>71268180
Let the big girl play
They're the ones that wanted to become the very image they create
Now that's all they are
They're the ones with nothing but a lifestyle to which no one can relate

Dead connect for hours... Guess I'll go be productive today starting with my first shower in 2 weeks

>>71268275
Lia streams in 20 minutes bozo

>>71266371
You sound like those creepy Indians who gangstalk white female tourists because they've never seen a white woman in real life before.

>>71268204
i must say greentext isn't a good format for smut writing anonymous
smut benefits from description of feelings, smells, sensations, while greentext is for short and snappy narratives
rewrite this properly and post it again, i believe in you

>71268204
kill yourself

>>71268044
>atheist chuuba thread
Is that the thread with the Karabu as the thumbnail. Thats funny.

>>71268329
Meant for >>71268204

>>71266371
based and same

>>71268323
This poster is a woman and definitely not a new IP

>>71268299
Sounds pretty accurate except I'm filipino

>>71268204
Pipkun could you illustrate this?

>>71268275
No Shower since November femanon still lives rent free in my head.

>>71268395
Grim

>>71266371
gross

if you think about isn't vtubing basically the same as sex work?

>>71266371
why?

>>71268395
>having great weather year round
you lucky cunt

>>71268466
No?

>>71268299
>gangstalk
Gangstalkers aren't real. They're figments of the paranoid schizophrenic mind.

Horny desperate males do stalk women, but they don't normally do it in wolf like packs.
Like gang rapes happen, but they're not that common, and curtly not confined to a single race, just to social norms of depravity.

>>71268466
Yeah pretty much, the added bonus of not needing to show your off your body, taint your job history and being able to transition to a real job afterwards is nice too.

>>71268466
Depends if the content's intent is for you to beat off to it

>>71268466
only for Melody and the whores she inspired

>>71268395
Duterte based or no?

>>71268466
but you don't have to sell your body? how is it sex work?

>>71268513
>curtly
*Certainly

>>71268513
You can literally see videos where they follow them by the dozen in India. Especially on beaches.

>>71268466
not really, even camwhoring isn't really that

>>71268204
Hot

>>71268510
>>71268582
think harder

Lumi called out Tenma's people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CUQxw42HR8

>>71267698
A year ago was her Shipkin Shippa debut February, and her birthday stream, March. She was already using the gremlin voice. It's already 2024, dude. You are talking about early 2022.

>>71268577
>based
The word means nothing. You like authoritarian, tough on crime shit, there ya go.

>>71268601
technical wrestling will always be best wrestling

>>71268600
Okay. Weird social norm. Not what gangstalkers are though. They "hide". They'r like unwanted tulpas

>>71268466
No.

Snorting hina's farts straight out of her gorgeous butt

>>71268601
marmots fighting! How cute! This is how I imagine the starknights fighting with each other, but wearing princess dresses

>>71268582
Think more along the lines of a Meat bicycle rental

>>71268546
>being able to transition to a real job afterwards
What do chuubas put on their resume? 10 years of "entertainment industry"?

Hello sirs, please recommend Phase Connect's finest hags

>>71268806
Can't believe some people don't think these things are cute as fuck desu

>>71268844
This is a cute Diddler

>>71268619
This isn't about the Japanese and Chinese who like Catalonia though

>>71268844
I love these

>>71268577
different flavour of corrupt politician

>>71268890
Lumi Dizzy and Shiina

>>71268894
yeah, it's about gypsies

>>71268466
Is stand up comedy sex work?

>>71268888
Probably stuff like content creator
Social Media Influencer
Something like those?

>>71268890
Clara, Airi.
The rest are technically still "Christmas cakes"
Not sure who is under 25 anymore besides Erina.

I miss this little nigga like you couldn't believe it

>>71268817
What if she poos?

>>71268890
Hi! it's me, Kaneko Lumi, your favorite hag

>>71268617
No, it isn't.

>>71268828
It's how I imagine capipis vs harines

>>71268889
I think opossums SUCK

>>71268890
Runie and Clara

>>71268890
Airi, Shiina, Clara, Dizzy

>>71268619
I couldn't catch her return stream since I was baking but
>see clip
>remember thread saying the exact opposite about her statements on stream about it
Good lord. Actual perpetual year-long gay-ops against anime women.

>>71268959
Poor Spaniards exist is Catalonia too.
Also, that might be a lot of salvaged crap as much as stolen.

>>71268890

words that have had their meaning severely diluted:
hag
autism
nazi
vtweeter

what else?

>>71269036

>>71268888
voice actor, media creation, music producer, drawing artiste, singer, and also their professional qualification like architect, business, etc.

>>71269067
Yeah. Schizo gumis are the worst

>>71268982
>>71269098
damn, women can just put whatever the fuck they want and get hired huh

>>71269071
>is

>>71269090
phase friend

>>71269090
Probably Nasa's favorite greeting.

>>71269074
kani feet in my mouth please

>>71269038
Well memed fine sir. Upvoted.

>>71269090
pedophile

>>71269144
Pretty much
It's much better than saying "I was a literal whore selling nudes on the Internet" at least

>just got to the sperm song from clara's karaoke
god damn it lol

>>71269007
Sneeze it out and carry on

>>71269090
capipi

>>71268015
She's like Nasa, but less cute and more gamer, and full of puns/jokes

>>71268965
funny women turn me on so i think it counts

>>71269090
Words that appear in the center of these pics.

>>71269067
what do you mean?

IM HERE TO DRINK BEER AND WATCH LIA AND IM ALL OUT OF BEER OH HELL YEAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwmBLAUzkXk

>>71269325
Why is she streaming so early?

>>71269244
Runie would never forgive you for spitting. Swallow that log like a champ.

NOW (Literally right now)
Dead Minutes

SOON
Tenma Maemi (18:00UTC | Any second now, surely | Night of the Consumers) Cancelled?
https://www.youtube.com/@TenmaMaemi/streams
Ember Amane (19:00UTC | 5m | 40k Celebration, Orange Juice)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw6kFNAukio
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (19:00UTC | 5m | Twisted Wonderland)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwmBLAUzkXk
Hikanari Hina (21:00UTC | 2h5m | Elden Ring)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5zrP9vUTqc


LATER
Kokoromo Memory (23:00UTC | 4h5m | Zatsu - Shorts) Only if she wakes up early
https://www.youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_/streams
Dizzy Dokuro (00:00UTC | 5h5m | Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/@dizzydokuro/streams
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | 6h5m | ???)
https://www.youtube.com/@PipkinPippa/streams
Eimi Isami (02:00UTC | 7h5m | Kitty Kart 64)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTjVrXpWcSk
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 12h5m | 40k Celebration (Solitaire))
https://www.youtube.com/@JellyHoshiumi/streams
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | 14h5m | Dark Chocolate Fondue - Handcam)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqfS7i05i2w
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 16h5m | Love Counseling - Viewer Submissions)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxuDR5stLSU
Ayase Yuu (13:00UTC | 18h5m | White Day Maros)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Kannagi Loki (13:00UTC | 18h5m | over Premiere: TOKIO FUNKA)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjnRd2NaRck
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 19h5m | Zatsu + Alcohol)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0qv_CcgsJA

BONUS
Hanamori Natsumi (06:00UTC | 11h5m | Yakuza)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEbsmLXlMrs

Notes:
>Nasa will upload a video at some point and may stream afterwards
>Lumi & Shiina are on guerilla/off-collab mode still, likely no stream though

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Uruka & Erina

Which phase girls have explored each other's bodies

>>71269403
Airi and Erina.

>>71268888
Lumi's plan is to just lie and get sakana to sign off on it with a glowing reference letter, but that all goes out the window for vtubers who don't have food relationships with their former employers or are indies.
Really though, if you look at big vtubers who graduated or got graduated, they just became vtubers again. The hololive china girls became vtubers. Coco became a vtuber. Pikamee became a vtuber. Kosaka Nina became a vtuber. Selen became a vtuber. Pomu hasn't become a vtuber yet, but let's be honest she does twitter space streams and has a drawn image as her public face, so she's basically a vtuber. There's no escape. Once you're a vtuber you're a vtuber for forever.

>>71269357
Weak of heart don't watch

>>71269403
Shiina, Lumi, Dizzy
Airi, Uruka

LIA TIME
LIA TIME
LIA TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwmBLAUzkXk

All it took was one woman telling me I look good in the gym for me to realize I'm too good for the tard Lia

>>71269426
Grimdark.

>>71269437
I don't like the thoughts that went through my head just now.

>>71269357
Cease this worm behavior at once!

>>71269437
stop it boner...