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one jong stream a month edition

>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
Idols:
Crow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSUxT0wrV8Q
Nina https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziFjKcAq1_8
Pippa song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZaXmVECiKs
Bros:
post some of these too

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers

Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !

>Jong news
Tileman is retarded

Related threads
>>>/vt/pcg/
>>>/vt/fig/
>>>/vt/asp/
>>>/vt/wasp/
>>>/vt/mayo/

Previous bread >>71217220

>> No.71247961
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doko?

>> No.71248031
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DID YOU THINK YOUR CHI AND PON AND KAN WOULD HELP YOU ICHIHIME?!
I AM THE THIRD REVELATION!
I AM WHO THE LORD HAS CHOSEN!
AND YES I'M SMARTER THAN YOU!
AND I'M NO NYAGGER, YOU SNIVELING CAT!
I AM THE THIRD REVELATION!
I TOLD YOU I WOULD EAT YOU!
I TOLD YOU I WOULD EAT YOU UP!

>> No.71248229

>>71247919
THOSE STREAMS WERE TWO WEEKS AGO

>> No.71248287

>>71248229
one day I'll fix the links
not today though

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>> No.71248834

Pippa wins, Ripper is a mess to transcribe.

>> No.71248864

>>71247919
idk shit about jong but nice tits!

>> No.71248877
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why did you bake

>> No.71248960
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>>71248864
You should learn jong, it's a fun game that doesn't make you want to kill yourself.

>> No.71249020

>>71248960
y-yeah

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Ok I think QB and Denpa win, I quit. This has been the worst day-off of my life. Great stream.

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>>71248960
the fact you included the second part makes me think otherwise. i always thought it looked cool in movies but it looks hard to learn. one day for sure, jongers

>> No.71249191

>>71249071
How are they awake

>> No.71249220

>>71249191
NEETs are the most powerful race in the world

>> No.71249229

>>71249071
weak, bet they're gonna jong again and you're gonna miss it

>>71249191
QB woke up just before the stream

>> No.71249352

>>71249229
16 hours though what the fuck

>> No.71249715
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>>71249163
it's way simpler than it looks, if anime girls can do it, anyone can.
in case you want to try one day, do the Mahjong Souls tutorial and look at picrel for some ez beginner yaku.

>> No.71249844

I will not sleep before this stream ends. I will do the ratepost I will not be defeated by women. Khubie will marry me. I need to remember to put my khubie images on my drive so I can khubie post in bed...

>> No.71249959

QB news: she loves penis music

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>>71249163
watch Akagi

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>magic skillbooks have actual text in them
mabinogi is kinda SOVL tbdesu

>> No.71251057

>>71250772
>SOVL
Its pure sovl, all the books are like that.

>> No.71251595
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Rate the khubie
Rate the demps
Rate the mahjong
Rate whatever the fuck the last 12 hours was.
Rate the collab.

>> No.71251764

>>71251595
cute girls, crazy streem, my head hurt/10

>> No.71251932

i didn't say "i love you" back to denpa

>> No.71251989

>>71251595
>Rate the khubie
Flow maxxing.
>Rate the denpafish
Once she learns safe discards I look forward to her taking revenge on khubie.
>Rate the mahjong
Only a third of the stream but considering the stream went on for like 17 hours that's fine.
>Rate whatever the fuck the last 12 hours was.
The secrets to occult jong were revealed to me.
>Rate the collab.
Entertaining enough to keep my attention. Denpa and khubie get along very well and it was nice seeing grimmi jonging.

>> No.71252331 [DELETED] 

>>71251932
She said it in chat!

>> No.71252497

>>71251595
I'm happy for these two, being able to just yap together for 16 hours.

>> No.71252874
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i miss the lunar emotes

>> No.71252972

>>71252497
I hope they collab again, they are really similar in a good way

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>>71252874
Same.

>> No.71253260

I thought Denpafish was bad, she seems nice?

>> No.71253552

>>71253260
QRD? Or just word of mouth?

>> No.71253564

>>71253260
She has some dedicated /asp/ crabs, and some people get annoyed by her advertising. Other than that, she's fine.

>> No.71253603

>>71253552
/asp/ over-exaggerates a minor falling out she had because they love their rrats

>> No.71254259

>>71253260
she's hot

>> No.71254665 [SPOILER] 
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>>71253552
>he wants the quick Reandown
Haha, guess it's time to not hold back...
>orphaned and adopted into a Noble family
>final student of a legendary swordsman
>secret son of the mysterious big bad who's actually good
>such a chad that he not only adds every woman to his ever-expanding harem but also the men
>his sister and her friend (who is the royal princess)'s vaginas becomes waterfalls at the sheer mention of his name
>chosen to pilot an ancient super mecha
>masters and can fully control his *psh nothin personell kid" demonic powers
>wields a tachi (a better and cooler katana) and can teleport behind you
>beats one of the most powerful swordsmen in history that's hyped up in Trails in the Sky
>grows up to become a teacher, can romance his underage students
>just saying "haha" makes everybody drop their pants for him
>uses the power of friendship to defeat the true antagonist interdimensional hatred curse that appears at the last second
>is technically royalty, his biological father is the reincarnation of an ancient Emperor
>breaks up budding romances between other characters that were developing in the third game because everybody sucks his dick in the fourth game
>even the protagonists of previous games hype him up
>can get with and utterly dick down any girl of his choosing
>kills himself in a noble self sacrifice with his fujobait boyfriend to break a curse but not really because the even bigger bigger villains rewrite the timeline to get the true ending
>becomes one of the strongest characters on the continent
>has the option to cuck Estelle away from Joshua, Tita away from Agate, Tio away from Lloyd, etc.
>now a version of himself from an alternate timeline is trying to kill him because he's too chad
>tops Japanese official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight,
>made it so that the majority of the franchise's games are about him
>is the writer's favorite character, writer goes on to call the previous protagonists embarrassing

>> No.71255009

>>71249163
look bro this is all u need to know
TANYAO is LAW
if you see those weird fucking characters that are just kanji like the WIND tiles, discard them, NORTH EAST WEST SOUTH, OUT, if you see one of those DRAGON TILES, those RED, BLANK and GREEN TILES. DISCARD THEM.
basically anything that doesnt have a number, THEN discard ALL 1s AND 9s
EASY.
then just PON and CHII all tiles that arent those what i mentioned above
then you just PRAY you dont go into FURITEN then GG TSUMO/RON DORA DORA TRIPLETS TOITOI MANGAN BAIMAN 10000000000000000000000000000 POINTS TANYAO

>> No.71255145

>>71254665
>The first time I've asked for a qrd in years and I get reandown'ed outside of /pcg/
Fuck you.

>> No.71255765
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oh shit lads look what I found

>> No.71255788

>>71255765
Yeah...

>> No.71256778

>>71255009
This doesn't happen.

>> No.71258075
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rip wasp

>> No.71260099
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SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

>> No.71262565

pon

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come on jong, you almost made it through dead hours

>> No.71267182

yugioh is such is shit game

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>>71267182

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>>71250101
shimada did a watchalong and now she is doing kaiji
i didnt learn shit

>> No.71269256

>>71253260
>>71253552
Some people in /asp/ dislike her because she shilled herself aggressively, including making catalog posts attacking herself or posting her link in unrelated generals like Niji or Holo or Phase
>>49237713
>>45376723
>>51934241
>>60729790

Also I think there was some kind of Twitter blocking drama between her and other /asp/ies, but idk since I didn't pay attention to it

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https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1767995451800957361

>> No.71270872

https://twitter.com/MARIMARI_EN/status/1767994590160994772

>> No.71270979

>>71270865
well i be damn

>> No.71271126

>>71270865
wow, can't believe they get to play against the best 3 star expert on twitch

>> No.71271186

>>71271126
did he finally derank

>> No.71271248

>>71271186
I'm manifesting it

>> No.71271307

>>71271248
based witch femanon

>> No.71271424

>>71270865
probably good to have someone who will actually teach marimari there

>> No.71272034

I hate that bitch marimari, but whatever. I hope Pippa shadowrealms that bitch into oblivion.

>> No.71272131

>>71272034
Joe biden...

>> No.71272247

I hate that bitch Pippa, but whatever. I hope Rezuul shadowrealms that bitch into oblivion.

>> No.71272285

I hate that bitch Rezuul, but whatever. I hope MariMari shadowrealms that bitch into oblivion.

>> No.71272480

>>71272285
we all do, this is the tileman anti thread

>> No.71272647

>>71272480
you can't anti him if your rank is lower than his

>> No.71272774
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>>71272647
Try and stop me.

>> No.71272796

>>71272647
>Caring about color of adept
shiggydiggy

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>>71272796
>>71272774
yellow adepts are ngmi

>> No.71272899
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>>71272853
And who are you, dicksucking a deranking m1?

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>>71272899
I'm m2 I can anti him but you can't

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>>71272957
Bullshit! There's no m2s in this thread! It jumps straight from m1 focs from /mjg/ to the m3 vtuber watchers also from /mjg/!

>> No.71273109

>>71272957
I've never seen a non deranking M2

>> No.71273589
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>>71248960
>doesn't make you want to kill yourself
You might want to rethink that

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>>71273032
Do Galaxy level players count?

>> No.71276084

>>71273891
only if you can get a game in galaxy without having to ask /mjg/ to queue up

>> No.71276101

Always force chiitoitsu

>> No.71276152

>>71262565
chi

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rate my flow

>> No.71276444

>>71269256
One of those posts is clearly not her judging by the fact that the screencap shows them having a subscription, and another looks like a skinwalker/falseflag because no one would go into an unrelated thread to post "i streaming" and it doesn't even fit the pattern of her usual self-posts.

>> No.71276604

>>71276434
Better than mine

>> No.71276656

>>71276434
it ebbs in and out with the sea. predictable yet still chaotic.

>> No.71276659

>>71269256
I just don't like her because she fleshposts

>> No.71276760

If I had time to jong all day I would already be m1

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>>71276760
Sure you would anon

>> No.71277082

>>71276444
Twitch streamers have a permanent tier 3 subscription to their own channel, you can tell it's her screenshot because of the pencil-shaped edit button and lack of follow/notification buttons.
If you search her link in the archives you can find many more examples of posting in unrelated threads. I don't have any comments on how to tell if it's really her or a falseflag, just relaying this information since it's probably hard to find if you don't follow /asp/ at all.

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If I had time to jong all day I'd be an FOC, which I do, and I am.

>> No.71277264

>>71276760
the only people with stats that look like they might be m1 if they played more ranked have time to jong all day since they both seem to be in every friendly I post, unless you're A********y in which case you're gmi

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>>71277264
>14% deal in rate in gold tonpuu
wow she actually is going to make it
>1897 win efficiency
>20% mangan+ tsumo hit as dealer
I can't tell if she's blessed or cursed, but that win efficiency normalizing is going to hit her hard

>> No.71277739

they call me the king of the bronze room

>> No.71277992

>>71277728
>gold tonpuu

>> No.71278648

Man, I wanted to enjoy tonight's collab.

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GUYZ

>> No.71279149

>>71279044
>names

>> No.71279328

>>71279044
did you get it?

>> No.71279391

>>71279044
Furry...

>> No.71279434

>furry is luckshitting again
I'm casting a curse already

>> No.71279523

>>71279044
activate windows

>> No.71279712

>>71279523
OFC furry is a tard who can't activate windows

>> No.71280199

>>71279712
Don't bully furry, he is trying his best!

>> No.71280247

furry-kun… i hope you get really bad indigestion today!

>> No.71281316

Room?

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>>71281316
Jongstalking

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i couldn't type while jonging on my laptop so late responses
>>71279149
i was in a hurry and fucked it up
>>71279328
:^3
>>71279523
i don't use this laptop much so i never got around to it
>>71280247
i hope you spill your drink all over yourself and get embarrassed in public!

>> No.71282268

is it really luckshitting when you 're a consistent luckshitter?

>> No.71282422

luck is also a skill

>> No.71282423
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>>71282268
yes, see pic related

>> No.71282457

>>71282268
yes

>> No.71283428
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71283428

When I ippatsumo, its skill. When my opponents ippatsumo, they are lucky sons of bitches who will accumulate negative karma until they spontaneously die of super aids.

>> No.71283653

>guy deals in two pons I needed in a row then discards my hell wait tile immediately after
>he rage quits

>> No.71283714

I've come to deal in and chew bubble gum
and I'm all out of gum

Majsoul Friends Room 74355(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=74355

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>> No.71283796

>>71283733
was I based for being right, or just retarded

>> No.71283826

>>71283796
retarded for even reading it

>> No.71283880

>>71283733
>The one that gives the weakest wait is the correct answer
>Because for this problem, a marginally higher Tile Acceptable is the criteria for being correct I guess
lol
lmao

>> No.71283893

>>71283714
3/4, come jong m'lord

>> No.71283949

>>71283714
starting

>> No.71284197

>>71283733
I got this one wrong, but this one actually makes sense though

>> No.71285835

>>71283714
well jonged

>> No.71285834
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>>71283714
WJ

>> No.71285851

I always donate my furry sticks to the other players..

>> No.71285876

wj <_<

>> No.71285888

>>71285851
I'm pretty sure you've gotten more friendly yakumans than anyone else here.

>> No.71285930

>>71285888
no the sticks I won off the furry

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>>71285930
I don't quite understand, but okay.

>> No.71286375

>>71283880
Okay at this point you're just pretending to be retarded

>> No.71286394

>>71285998
all the points I win off the furry are promptly redistributed to everyone else

>> No.71286450

Anyone who takes high level advice from a non-pro jong streamer is retarded

>> No.71286538

>>71286450
The only thing I'm taking point for point is that I try to answer them quickly to emulate a real hand, and use the recap to try and adjust my tunnel vision.

>> No.71286614

>>71286375
NTA but I also don't get it. He says to consider what 8s upgrades into by drawing 7s. He then proceeds to say it's the weakest of the three?

>> No.71286682
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I just got my first double riichi.. I'm the luckshitter today

>> No.71286724

>>71286682
Congrats anon

>> No.71286784

>>71286682
pretty good hand too

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we got there

>> No.71286810

>>71286614
147m is 11 tiles
14p is 8 tiles
569s is 7 tiles

Assuming none of them have been discarded by your opponents of course

>> No.71286822

>>71286450
they're just WWYDs, out of a book presumably, he's not trying to push dora theory or some autistic google doc manifesto for climbing in jade

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>>71286801
>not even ura 2
step up your luckshitting with a fortune charm

>> No.71286925

>>71286450
>basic concepts for new players
>high level

>> No.71286992

>>71286801
Not bad, most double riichi are actual dogshit point wise but the speed is always welcome.

>> No.71287043

>>71286822
>out of a book
then he should credit what books he's taking these from.

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>3rd place in south 4
>manage to build a seven pair but decide not to riichi to see if i can get a better wait
>end up dama'ing the second place guy, stealing his position to end the game
i kinda feel bad because he was the only one that emoted with me

>> No.71287064

>>71286682
Double riichi is simply a consolation for being 1 tile away from chiihou, you should consider yourself unlucky.

>> No.71287133

>>71286810
Oh. He kind of sucks at explaining things.

>> No.71287439

jong! with anons! yes??

Majsoul Friends Room 89527(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=89527

>> No.71287508

>>71287439
started~

>> No.71287513

>>71287439
started

>> No.71288231

>>71283733
cutting 2p still has more tiles that give it a good wait, 6 copies of 57s give a 7 tile wait, 4 copies of 3p give an 8 tile wait, I'll give up the 3 tiles of acceptance

>> No.71288459

>>71288231
I'm just noticing that he really hates the idea of edge waits. Cutting 8s prevents having to wait on turning 8999s into a pair and sequence if you draw the 5p or 3m. And even then its still Pinfu, just the last 9s coming out is unlikely.

>> No.71288778

I have post-traumatic pon disorder.

>> No.71288959

>>71288778
This made me wanna make a "Why are we still here?" shitpost edit, but my head hurts. So just imagine it instead.

>> No.71289187

>>71288959
Wow! Very insightful! Such mastery of words! You have changed my life, anon!

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>>71289187
Someone understands my genius.

>> No.71289487

AHHHHH I'M FEELING SO MENHERA AND IRRITATED TODAY! WHY AREN'T YOU ANONS ENABLING MY PON ADDICTION!

>> No.71289552
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Finally.. I can hanchan

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>>71289487
Go back to bed khubie.

>> No.71289673

>>71289487
pon up or shut up
Majsoul Friends Room 20165(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=20165

>> No.71289680

>>71289608
Khubie is feeing a different addiction today, an old and evil one.

>> No.71289747

>>71289487
>today

>> No.71289789

I guess we don't have enough to do two rooms at once..

>> No.71289791

>>71289552
Good job!

>> No.71289885

>>71289673
2/4

>> No.71290021

>>71289673
3/4

>> No.71290045

>>71290021
starting

>> No.71291160
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71291160

nyagger ddosing

>> No.71291266

even if i lost, even if i'm a nyagger, at least it's in character. well jonged. and i hope you stub your toe!

>> No.71291314
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71291314

>>71287439
wj
rip furry-kun...

>> No.71291316

>>71287439
WJ

>> No.71291338

>>71291160
thank you for feeding me my tiles! i love it when anons feed me my tiles!

>> No.71291393

Rezuul apologized for being male on stream, do we forgive him?

>> No.71291397
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71291397

>>71291160
rest in peace...

>> No.71291473

>>71291393
of course not

>> No.71291516

>>71291393
i may not like tileman but unicorns deserve less

>> No.71291589 [SPOILER] 
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71291589

>>71291338
you're welcome, thanks for skipping my dealer turns with your small hands, it's my favorite thing ever

>> No.71291683

>>71291516
this, honestly

>> No.71291742

>>71291589
if i don't pon or chii i'll die! it's always a medical emergency!

>> No.71291749

>>71291516
disliking male collabs is not exclusive to unicorns

>> No.71291969

>>71291749
i thought that was the sole definition for unicorns, like they're named after unicorns because they only want pure virgin girls and flee at the sight of males

>> No.71292020

>>71291749
you're worse than a unicorn because unicorns are at least honest

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>>71291742
not my problem, get shadowrealm'd

>> No.71292347

is leagueposting /jong/ culture now?

>> No.71292415

>>71292347
no

>> No.71292439

i've been thinking. if anons randomly played jong irl, would they be able to tell anons apart based on their playing style and mannerisms?

>> No.71292493

>>71292439
Furry luckshitting a win in the last hand stands out like a sore thumb.

>> No.71292503

>>71292439
i could recognize a few for sure

>> No.71292651

>>71292503
streamers/chuubas don't count

>> No.71292693

this is legitimately the worst way to teach mahjong

>> No.71292708

>>71292020
>>71291969
unicorns are in love with the streamer, i'm not, male collabs are not the content i'm looking for

>> No.71292761

>>71292693
the best way to teach mahjong is to absolutely destroy beginners. if they cannot withstand the pain and humiliation, they don't belong near a jong table!

>> No.71292771

>>71292439
I haven't done enough jongstalking reps to tell from playstyle alone. Also, IRL play is different. You have to be much more aware about your calls, so people stay closed more.

>> No.71292852

those were some gomi hands
>>71289673
3/4

>> No.71292908

>>71292651
of course

>> No.71292915

>>71292852
starting

>> No.71293272

mahjong tanoshii! i love losing! i love pon!

>> No.71293489

>>71292693
Yeah? What's your preferred method if you're so smart?

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71293710

Shameful

>> No.71293734

>>71293489
email them a pdf copy of rb1

>> No.71293785

>>71293710
I'm basically dead at this point! Just let me die! >_>

>> No.71293837

>>71293710
How do you even do this anyway

>> No.71293849

>>71293710
post >names

>> No.71293854
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71293854

Don't give up anon

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>>71293489
i'm in the collab nya, later virgins

>> No.71293998

>>71293909
didn't mean to (you)

>> No.71294012

>>71293489
Beat it into them

>> No.71294211

>>71293489
nta, but. Have them play the tutorial, actually read it, play a few bot games with a yaku cheat sheet for reference, and then read the tutorial again once they have the context of a game to actually understand the terms and concepts

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71294282

When phase first started shilling jong and I started to learn it I remember looking at all this shit being confused and wanting to kill myself. Now i mostly understand it and I want to kill myself every other ranked game.

>> No.71294331

>>71293489
make them watch Akagi

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71294357

>i'm an asshole now
what the FUCK

>> No.71294414

>>71294331
wrong way to spell Saki

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71294483

>>71289673
well jonged

>> No.71294487

I love pushing into a baiman

>> No.71294505

>>71294414
wrong way to spell Koizumi

>> No.71294504
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>>71289673
some impressive luckshitting on that second hanchan
WJ

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71294512

i was afk. but still. i hate you anons. see you tomorrow!

>> No.71294521

>>71294357
>now

>> No.71294588

I had toitoi several times but you managed to dodge every tile

>> No.71294903

I guess now I should ask - I'm watching the Pippa stream and I'm starting to understand the game, but would it be best to just start playing the game now to learn more if I wanna?

>> No.71295051

>>71294903
if you unironically want to play mahjong after watching this as an introduction to it, yeah, just start playing it, there's a tutorial in mahjong soul that will cover what they haven't taught her yet in a few minutes and then you can just jump into bronze room and start getting mad at chinks

>> No.71295109

>>71294903
Even if you think you want to play mahjong, you don't. Proceed at your own peril.

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>understanging

>> No.71295514
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>>71294903
Do the tutorial and you're good to start playing, you'll want this image up on your other monitor at some point soon, don't bother reading RB1 or anything else that people will shill until you feel like you want to get better

>> No.71295538

>>71294903
look at this
https://files.catbox.moe/j3bdo5.pdf
play against 3 easy ai in mahjong soul

>> No.71295601

>>71295514
yeah don't read RB1, read FB1

>> No.71295869

>>71295601
this is incorrect, RB1 is a prerequisite for reading FB1, you can't expect to understand true mahjong strength without some fundamentals

>> No.71295972

>>71295869
just ride the flow

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71296031

This Pippa collab deserved to have QB in it...

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>>71296031
god shes so cute.

>> No.71296202

>>71296031
QB has no right to be this stacked

>> No.71296251

>wake up 15 minutes late to pippa/mari stream
>see that they still haven't started playing yet
>watch it for like 20 minutes being annoyed coz i forgot to do my shopping
>realize marimari is so fucking slow that i can go out to the shops and be back before missing any jong
Thanks Marimari Underscore Eee En, I knew I could count on you.

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https://www.twitch.tv/gracethegobby414
goblin is joging as training for the qb tournament

>> No.71296355

>>71296251
this isn't her fault, this power point is the most cancer way to teach jong to a new player with very little interest

>> No.71296486

>>71296355
The fact that it started with questions on the names of the suits when you can literally play the game without knowing that tilted me a bit desu

>> No.71296637

Man pippa is a massive autist, this shit is something I'd make when I was 16

>> No.71296947

>>71296031
I wouldent subject QB to this.

>> No.71297084

>>71296947
she can just watch mister blobby during the quiz and make noises

>> No.71297099

>>71296486
Pippa remembers that people liked the Henya collab. She thinks it's cause of the "teaching" she did before the stream, when it was really her and Henya being cute that people liked.

>> No.71297102

>everyone thought rezuul would ruin the collab
>it's actually pippa's autism that ruined it

>> No.71297174

>>71296202
oppai rori...

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71297255

i've lost interest in this collab but i'm top 15 in the kahoot, so i'm stuck here

>> No.71297315

>>71297102
If they got into a game, yeah Rezuul would have been the issue, cause of how he gets during jong collabs. Pippa however is a fucking pro when it comes to fumbling the bag at the first step.

>> No.71297409

>she took the two players call pon bait

>> No.71297477

>>71297409
two players can, in fact, call pon.

>> No.71297654

>mari was being retarded as a bit
I kneel

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11
11
11

>> No.71297686

>>71297084
What the fuck was that mister blobby creature anyway

>> No.71297719

>>71296947
You say that but she did collab with denpafish and briefly grimmi too.

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>>71297255
I feel your pain the only reason I'm not currently jonging myself is I wanted to play kahoot......

>> No.71297798

>>71297666
14* even
11

>> No.71297895

>>71297719
that was fun, this is just torture

>> No.71297944

>>71297686
I don't know, I had heard of him before and thought it would have been before her time, either way I have heard British people all talking very fondly over Mr Blobby. Things are not ok over there.

>> No.71297951

I’m learning a lot form the collab i now know far more about Jong then I did before

>> No.71298030

>>71297666
>>71297798
am I autistic if I did the laugh to myself out loud 11

>> No.71298072

>>71297951
Pippa, focus on the collab instead of falseflagging.

>> No.71298107

>>71298030
You're in a thread about mahjong on a forum about vtubers. There aren't non autists here.

>> No.71298139

>>71297951
bait used to be believable

>> No.71298156

>>71298030
A little.

>> No.71298261

>>71298139
It’s not bait then again I never tried to learn the game

>> No.71298781

She’s learning

>> No.71298815

This quiz is harder to endure than whatever the fuck QB and Denpa put me through for the last 8 hours of their stream.

>> No.71298989

>>71298815
Bro it’s actually pretty good I like it

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https://www.twitch.tv/andygraviti
andy also joining

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im coming for you honest duck

>> No.71299174

>>71299092
thank god, fuck this collab I'm out

>> No.71299202

Wow! I really love this clear and concise explanation of Mahjong rules! This has been quite the educational experience, and I now feel well-prepared to begin playing the game. Thank you Pippa Pipkin

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71299426

Rezuul is so happy to be on the podium for this kahoot because its the only jong related winning he has done in weeks.

>> No.71299819

I've been watching this stream for quite a while and I still have no fucking clue how mahjong works, but then again it may be just me cause I've watched alot of mahjong streams.....

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71300040

finished 16th
i'll take that as a win

>> No.71300069

poker chase is going to be on topic soon

>> No.71300102

Anons, how do you actually learn to play Mahjong? It looks fun but I feel like I know less then I started with.

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71300203

>>71300102
I learned by starting up the game and playing against AI until I sorta got it.

>> No.71300210

>>71300102
Just play the game. You will lose a lot but learn how to play quickly.

>> No.71300240

>>71300102
open MJS, input your email, do the tutorial, play the game

>> No.71300413

>>71300102
1.Match pretty Color
2.????????
3.win

>> No.71300432

>>71300102
tutorial, play a game against the AI to get the basic game flow and then just start playing ranked or friendlies

>> No.71300535

>>71300210
I lose at most things already so that sounds good,

>>71300240
>>71300432
Why didn't they just play the tutorial in MJS?

>> No.71300708

>>71300535
I have no fucking idea, she would've learned more significantly faster they could've also just done a game with 300 second turn timers and taught her in there

>> No.71300828

>>71300535
for some godforsaken reason pippa must have thought it was good content

>> No.71300856

>>71299819
You gotta get 4 sequences/triples and a pair , 1,9 and any of the special tiles are undesirable except when it’s your wind or the current wind or you are fucking cracked and can get 1 of each undesirable and a spare , you can also win if you have 7 pairs, open hands are generally bad because they fuck up some of the win conditions, you open your hand by picking up tiles from other player by doing; a pon (taking a matching tile from the discard, chi (taking a tile in sequence from the player to your left), or kon (taking the last matching tile in a set), you can declare you are going to win with richi, if you fuck up and discard a tile you need you get put in the hotel room cuck chair, some easy win conditions are all simple , your wind , table wind , 13 orphans

>> No.71301309

>>71300535
Pippa seems to think just saying words at people actually does something.

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WJ

>> No.71301716

>>71301309
Weird given she gets pissy when chat tries to explain things like that to her.

>> No.71301885

>>71301670
WJ!

>> No.71301925

I'm trying to refer to the chart while watching the jong stream, what the fuck yaku is pippa making?

>> No.71301945

>>71301670
well jonged!

>> No.71301976

>>71301925
Not watching the stream, but there is a good chance she's no yaku, she does that often.

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71301978

>>71301925
Riichi nomi

>> No.71301986

>>71301925
her only yaku is riichi

>> No.71301999

>>71301925
Riichi only.

>> No.71302151

>>71301999
>>71301986
oh so as long as it meets the rules of a hand, you can just riichi a nothing hand essentially?

>> No.71302218

>>71302151
Yep. You only need to have a yaku if you want to open your hand or damaten (with with closed hand without declaring riichi).

>> No.71302224

>>71302151
As long as its closed.
Usually you can also manage pinfu, the other closed hand yaku. riichi, pinfu, and tanyao are the foundations of the game.

>> No.71302271

are we getting new jongfriends for rooms

>> No.71302298

>>71302218
win with*

>> No.71302337
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71302337

>>71302271
Fresh meat

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71302360

>>71302271
fresh meat...

>> No.71302372

>>71302271
probably not for a couple of days at least until they play a couple of AI games and post asking what furiten no yaku means

>> No.71302616

Yeah I agree with Mari Yu-Gi-Oh borders are kinda ugly....

>> No.71302729

Believe in the heart of the cards

>> No.71302752

>>71302372
I'll ask a furiten question right now then. Doesn't the furiten rule mean your potential yaku gets fucked super easily unless you're paying attention?

>> No.71302949

>>71302752
Furiten can fuck up some yakus. For example if you're going for a chanta or junchan (half outside hand or outside hand). And you have basically completed your hand but you need a 1 to complete a 123 sequence. If you draw a 4, you will have to discard it and thus be in furiten and be unable to ron off of 1.

But for the most part, furiten rarely comes up once you build hands efficiently anyway.

>> No.71303005

>>71302752
Furiten means that you cannot win on someone's discard. This is because at some point in the game, you discarded a tile that could have been used to complete your hand. It does not ruin your yaku, but it means that you can only win by drawing your winning tile.

t. jonglet

>> No.71303037

She got stuck in the fucking cuck chair

>> No.71303053

>>71302752
not really? it's most likely to mess up ittsu or tanyao if you open your hand with a shape like 12345678 for ittsu or 23 78 for tanyao

>> No.71303078

>>71302752
You can be in the state where you would have multiple tiles that could complete your hand, but only one tile has a valid yaku, usually this is with a 2 pair wait on an honor and some other tile with only the yakuhai as your yaku. If you draw that other tile, you can't declare a win and will be furiten after you discard. This is called atozuke.

>> No.71303222

>houtei nomi
based

>> No.71303269
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71303269

NO YAKU NO PROBLEM

>> No.71303445

She’s a fucking psychopath

>> No.71303495

>>71303269
Imagine being this good at mahjong your first time playing.

>> No.71303494

>>71303269
Unfathomably based

>> No.71303507

>>71303445
her glacial delivery really sells her insanity

>> No.71303684

>refuses tenpai
why didn't they teach her how to play the game

>> No.71303731

How the fuck do you lick all the chips without breaking them?

>> No.71303814

>>71303731
what the fuck is wrong with your licking form?

>> No.71303856

>>71303269
mahjong is built for luckshitting on wins at the start, but once you understand how to play and how dire it is, it's already too late for you

>> No.71303984

>>71303814
The chips crumble just from existing in the bag already, and the wetness of my tongue causes them to dissolve

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I was going to post about how much I'm missing khubie and that maris voice is autisimmaxxing but my jong wife is getting a new skin so I'm diejobe.

>> No.71304315
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>>71304226
WAO

>> No.71304325

>i have probably spawn camped rezuul in TF2 at some point
a nice thought

>> No.71304421

y'all a bunch of perverts baka

>> No.71304682

https://clips.twitch.tv/TiredRealPancakeDendiFace-Zu_hxF3XqupwcWXX QB is so cute bros..

>> No.71306048
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71306048

>Mari is a based robo fucker
Kino...

>> No.71306078
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71306078

Someone tell the 0view Pippa isnt going to shill his channel for dealing in like a SIMP.

>> No.71306511

>>71306078
She does it for free anyways.

>> No.71307402
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71307402

I love miko

>> No.71307581

>>71306078
This bitch really is stream sniping and dealing in huh

>> No.71307710

>>71307581
that was a tsumo...

>> No.71307876

based mari

movies suck

>> No.71308197

bakers doko

>> No.71308237

>>71307710
I typed that before the tsumo
But regardless of that, Pippa changed the wait and dude dropped her old wait alongside emoting
And he just did it again as I was typing this

>> No.71308323

>>71308197
if I bake not only am I not fixing the link, I'm using an image of marimari with poker up instead of mahjong

>> No.71308546

>>71308323
>if I bake not only am I not fixing the link,
based
at this point they should remain just to bother random catalogue people that decide to check us out
then they will realize this thread is just a front to talk about QB and make our own rooms

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71308629

>>71308546
I MISS KHUBIEEEEEEEEEE

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i'm starting to think pippa might actually be retarded

>> No.71308675
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71308675

thread death approaches

>> No.71308738

I baked
>>71308716
>>71308716

>> No.71308743

next op should be flatter

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