/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>71228845
Make sure they don't have a stream/waiting room up, then you should be able to buy it from their youtube homepage.

Buy membership when she's offline. There, solves. FPBP.

>>71228845
thanks anon for helping me realize that i'm not the most socially retarded chuuba fan out there

>>71228845
I can get having crippling social phobia in person, but I can't really get it when it comes to text communication.

>>71228845
Use her schedule video to buy membership. If she hasn’t one, ise a waiting room.

>>71228845
how does it feel to know that even fofo panics less than you do?
at least your not one of those people who think that the chat is all about them instead of the streamer.

>>71228963
>>71228999
>>71229116
Well actually, I'd like to hear her say my name. I just don't want to be asked to chat about something. My girl was playing Link to the Past today, and I was so close to buying a membership, but I didn't want her asking me about the game since I didn't play it.

>>71229042
>>71229081
>>71229309
She's just so cute and has such a nice voice. I just don't want to hear her scold me for making an inappropriate/unfunny joke, or seeming too rude, or seeming too polite that I come across as pathetic. I'd rather have her think I don't exist until I have something good to say, but I just never do. I don't want to ruin her mental image in my eyes by having her speak about me disdainfully.

>>71228845
watch her chat for a bit and notice how fucking cringe the rest of her fans are. realize that no matter how autistic you might be, at least you're not THAT bad. thus feel better about yourself and whatever you want to say.
boosting your own self-esteem by putting others down, even in your own head, is a little bit toxic but it's better than being too afraid to say anything at all.

>>71228963
Fpbp

>>71228845
Get all of the cringe out of the way immediately by sending a maximum-length akasupa of an achingly sincere marriage proposal.

>>71229646
you'll never have the perfect thing to say. You just have to try saying things, and note what works, what had poor timing or was sorta cringe, etc. Make a burner account to practice with, and just do little experiments. And if you get asked about something, just say "i like watching you play". Conversation will pass, and it will be over.

It's scary because it's important, lean into it and try to grow from it.

>>71229646
If all else fails, be chad who doesn't say anything until they have a 2 year badge.

>>71228845
That's why I only use streamlabs to donate and pirate my oshis content.

This is some schizo shit. Just buy it when she's playing something you're familiar then.

>>71228845
>them
>them
>them
shave of picrel and talk like a normal person

>>71238581
NTA but them is a perfectly fine gender neutral term, anon. Chill. I use it all the time when talking about anyone, guys and girls. It helps avoid repetition from saying the same shit like "her" all the time to help sentences flow better.

>>71238581
We don't use they/them because we are non binary, we use it because WE ARE LITERALLY TWO PEOPLE

>>71228999
Lol I only follow people on twitch when they're offline

>>71228845
buy merch instead

This thread is the saddest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life.

Jesus christ anons.

>>71241955
this. if I ever were to sub/donate which I won't because fuck amazon I'd do it when they plural are asleep because I don't want the sudden attention of thousands of people. but alas, >>71245165 is the path I've chosen.
>>71245874
yes, we're even more broken than the girls we watch.

>>71245904

>a twitch viewer

As expected from the fucking bottom shit goblins of society. If there's one thing I'm grateful to twitch, it's the fact that it works really well as a containment site for you people.

>>71229646
JUST SAY SOMETHING SIMPLE LIKE “I LIKE YOUR CONTENT A LOT”, IT’S NOT THAT HARD

>>71246102
I use both platforms, actually, but I won't give my financial doxx to either of them. One of my chuubas even simulcasts most of the time.

>>71228845
you can buy it and just not send a message

>>71229656
Lurkers, especially ones on /vt/, don’t get to look down on retarded chatters. 80% of them would look just as autistic if they weren’t terrified of showing any personality whatsoever

>>71228845
don't give women money retard

>>71228845
Anon just wait until a just chatting stream or offline to sub or a game you have some knowledge of
you can send no message or say something simple like
>I like your streams
A chuuba wont mock you for subscribing unless you say some incredibly fucked up shit or something very socially unacceptable.
I think you're overthinking things.

If you don't want to talk ever, subscribe when she's offline sleeping.
Or you can sub with a short and sweet message, no cringe paragraph essaying etc.
I'm sure by now you've figured out what sort of things can and shouldn't be said around this chuuba, what sort of things she tolerates and doesn't, like humorwise, probably no political stuff, no sensitive or controversial topics.
Usually people subscribe and then the chuuba says wow thanks for the sub
and then continues on the topic at hand, they won't interrogate you.

It ain't that deep bro

>>71248193
>I'm sure by now you've figured out what sort of things can and shouldn't be said around this chuuba
not OP but you underestimate the levels of autism around here. it's just safer to be anonymous and talk shit here than having the chuuba's and the other fans' ire pointed right at us.

>>71229646
>My girl was playing Link to the Past today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWU4uYD1fO0
Was it this chick? Kek, I hope you realize that she's a /here/tuber and probably doesn't mind on how much an awkward fuck you are as long you don't act like an schizo in her chat.

>>71228845
same feel, that's why I only donate through fansly
it's a much more personal feel

>>71249944
You'd think an autist would have the ability to just sit down and watch the stream for a couple hours and look at the chat interaction.
Look at the jokes people make in chat, look at how the chuuba responds to it, take some notes, see what she finds funny, what she doesn't like etc.

>>71238581
Yeah, it's degenerate

>>71255581
>You'd think
no, I wouldn't, because autism doesn't mean one fixed personality type, it's "just" a disability.

>>71258622
>Struggle to understand human interactions and emotions
>Watch interactions so you can emulate them better and fit in easier

>>71258913
>Watch interactions so you can emulate them better and fit in easier
you missed the disability part, some of us are literally incapable of that, just as blind people cannot see.

>>71259082

It's not a disability, is not learning how to read a disability?

>>71260003
no, but not being able to learn to read IS a disability. autism is like that on the less functional parts of the spectrum.

>>71228845
They won't. They'll just thank you for joining. Do it if you want to support her. Every bit helps.

>>71260213

Autists are just poorly behaving children whose parents are too afraid to beat them into behaving, that's why they didn't exist before.

So many social problems in this world could be solved with just making kid beatings legal again, it's honestly sad.

>>71260470
>reddit spacing
>boomer talking points
>muh beating is le good
and this is why you'll die a virgin.

>>71260739

It's called oldfag spacing and you sound exactly the kind of kid who needs a corrective beating or two. The ones you get in school don't count.

>>71260854
>oldfag spacing
no such thing exists
>kid
haven't been one for 20 years
>school
that's where you should be rn.