/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

little girls?

The threads sister wife is playing jong with denpafish still.

https://www.twitch.tv/denpafish

stop thinking tsundere-kun!!

>kamicha tsumos the tile I've been waiting for for 8 turns

WJ
Why east...

>>71218280
Flow issue

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

I missed a room?

well jonged! that's what you get for thinking so much, tsundere-kun!

>>71216891
WJ
I might as well have been afk...

>>71218683
I'm not sure what you mean

>>71218635
because some anon complained that south rooms take too long and i feel bad when they want to end the game early and nobody wants to >_>

>>71218763
I play faster than all of you...

if you can't play a single hanchan without shitting yourself it's not my problem

>>71218798
woah we gotta badass over here

>>71218763
Sorry that was just me complaining because I only play east games, please don't feel the need to make east rooms if everyone else prefers south games.

If we're gonna play 2 easts anyway, why not just play a south? I'd understand if it was one and done, but its always 2 east games.

>>71219022
because i'm stupid and self-aware, please stop rubbing it in >_>

Flow room
Majsoul Friends Room 12252(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=12252

>>71219851
starting

>less than 2 minutes for rooms to fill
i can't even log in 2 minutes

>>71220136
This is why I'm online constantly.

who the fuck waits on a 9??? what the fuck is wrong with you??

>>71220628
who drops a dora when the game paused on it directly before a reach?

>>71220741
>Reach

>>71221158
you silly nerd

>>71221158
REACH

>>71221330
Fuck off Joseph

i regret nothing

>>71219851
WJ

well jonged. i hate you guys.

I have no flow today

>deals in for 2han
>rage quits
I love chinks

>>71224262
i got one to rage quit after i dama'd him under the river.
he auto dealt into me the rest of the game

>>71225436
I did the same but I was in no yaku too, I just didn't want to pay my no yaku tax...

I just saw someone get shadow realmed on east 1 repeat 4...

>>71226393
Sometimes the game is like that

i have defeated fate itself

>>71226526
>Sanma
Congrats nerd

>>71226393
I have yakumanned at east 1 before

>>71226553
sanma is fun, you dork

>>71226611
sure, but its piss easy to get yakumans in it compared to yonma.

>>71226611
shan'tma yakumans are more common than actual baimans

>>71226611
Sanma is for the weak.

>Denpa and QB still going

>>71226709
>>71226714
makes sense considering the only times i've gotten yakumans were both in sanma

I need to not pay attention to the jong. I'll take too much psychic damage.

How do I get yakuman?

>>71227853
open the yaku list, click over to the right where it lists all the yakumans, marvel at these hands you'll never see, and then just play until you luck into one.

>>71227113
I woke up and they started, I made dinner and they were still going, I watched my oshi and came back, still fucking going... I wish my oshi streamed this much...

embarrassing

>>71227853
Yakuman Difficulty Rating
EASY: (well, for a yakumeme at least)
>Daisangen
Just have all the dragons bro. Calling 2 will make other people really unlikely to drop the 3rd though.
>Kokushi
The game literally tells you when you should play for it. Skip draw and hold all your terminals and honors.
>Suuankou
All the triplets. Just stay closed instead of playing for toitoi immediately.

Medium: (As in, you can still kinda play for them)
>Kokushi juusan menmachi
Tsumo a kokushi, decline the win, and go into furiten to win on the 13 wait with the next terminal or honor draw. Kinda crazy, but also extremely based. Or just draw it without having to furiten, but that's obviously much harder.
>Suuankou Tanki
Its just suuankou, but your end wait sucks.
>All the callable yakumemes
All honors, all Terminals, All green, All Winds (big and small). They're like daisangen but more obvious.

Hard as fuck: (Basically don't exist)
>Tenhou
Be lucky, don't be unlucky. 1/300k lmao.
>Chuuren
The ultimate chinitsu. Annoying as fuck to actually play for though, and like kokushi its closed. Unlike kokushi, you can just not get the yakuman if its not the right tile unless you have the 9 wait. And the 9 wait absolutely doesn't exist.
>Suukantsu
lmao no.

Variable:
>Kazoe
Depends on how much the people you're playing with kan. Its on the easier side in friendly games.

Denpa is going the 13ophans anon route

>>71229432
>Its just suuankou, but your end wait sucks.
As far as yakumans go specifically at least you can ron for it and also change your wait unlike suuankou. It's getting to tenpai for it that's the issue.

>>71229432
just get dealt all the winds in your opening hand, it's that easy

>>71229951
I'd almost be tempted to go for the triple there.

>>71230207
oh nevermind haku was called
im retarded

>>71228230
I love neets

>>71227113
Two yapaholic endurance streamers, they're the perfect collab partners

>>71229432
Chuuren doesn't need the 9 wait. I've been tenpai for it like 4 times, it's not that uncommon. It's junsei chuuren that requires the 9 wait, which is a double yakuman.

>>71230586
Yeah, that's the thing. Usually even if you get tenpai for it, you just win a regular chinitsu. Also, 4 times? That's a heck of a lot.

>>71230675
You have a closed chinitsu at worst so there's no point reaching anyway if you have no dora, so you can still greed for the yakuman if the wrong tile drops.

>>71231070
I haven't seen anyone even get close to chuuren in any game I've played so far. How many games do you have to have seen chuuren tenpai 4 times? You aren't a sanma player, are you?

I miss being a neet. If I were still a neet, I would be playing jong more.

how is khubie so aggressively british

khubie and denpa make me want to go get a European neet wife to bring back to America.

>>71231161
Like 1k east games. Actually had them on recordings which is why I knew I had at least 4, but purged my drive not too long back. For some reason this file survived though, I think it was my first one and I made the mistake of going for riichi.

This new gyaru skin is pure sex

we all know riichi city doesn't count

>>71232379
I will now 20 second ron you.

>20 seconds

I will start hosting lobbies with default settings turned up to 300 seconds and 300 second ron you.

>reach repeat 4 as east 1 dealer
>spend the rest of the game choking my lead away
>manage to finish second
i think i'm done with ranked for the night

>>71232410

>>71232850
now who am I supposed to watch

>>71232800
Thats actually toxic.

>>71233048
just don't deal in

>>71232940
whoever it is, i'm sure they'll make better discard choices than i did

>>71233048
I won't even emote. I'll just sit there and run the timer down.

Pippa RT: Posting here for obvious reasons.

>>71233166
wonder if anyone will bother to mod them into mjs

>contains pies from 34 hololive members

>>71233166
So how do the hololive member pies taste?

>>71233166
>Never retweeted that 1view's Phase set
lol
lmao

>>71233166
what the fuck is this

>>71233166
is this kids jong

>>71233405
Apparently
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponjan

Why not just make an actual set...

>>71233405
yeah looks like donjara

I play towa in defense mode

>Phase can still be the first company to have an actual Jong set
I'd pay a decent amount for tiles of good quality.

>>71233735
I thought holo had a real sponsored set coming out other than the kids jong one? Pippa tweeted it a week or two ago iirc.

>>71233921
They do, yeah

>>71233921
yeah, if I was gonna own a weeb set I rather have the washizu set desu

>>71234164
>>71234198
>Haku tiles have stuff on them
Soulless

>>71234164
What are those 8 tiles next to the dragons?

>>71234418
chink jong tiles

>>71234418
Hong Kong stuff

>>71234418
Those are extra tiles used in Chinese mahjong. They represent the 4 seasons and 4 different flowers. Those tiles add to your score when you win a hand.

>>71234164
>>71234198
hmmm
as much as I am inclined to waste money on stupid mahjong set
that set is really not very appealing to me
>no aka
>flowers
>>71234418
Flowers and seasons. Japanese sets usually come with seasons (idk what variants actually use them), but haven't seen any come with flowers as well as those 4 tile slots are usually taken up by the 4 aka doras (people sometimes play with two red 5p).

>>71234505
>>71234494
>>71234477
>>71234560
Cool, ty

Would you play jong irl? I wouldn’t.

>>71234620
much like how I would need a judge if I were to try to play paper magic, I would never be able to score my hands properly

>>71234620
sure, why not?

>>71234620
If I had a fu chart on hand, I could probably figure it out after a few rounds.

>>71234620
Yeah, that's why I play with no tip

>>71234620
I play IRL, it's a lot of fun. Much less rage inducing compared to online ranked games.
>>71234657
Only need one person at the table who somewhat understands fu and if you don't, you just have a cheat sheet with you. If you can't count han then idk what to tell you...

if I can't spam emotes, why jong

>>71234810
gambling. Losing fingers. other fun stuff.

>>71234810
because in irl mahjong you can use actual slurs

>>71234810
cosplay as ichihime and call ponya irl

>>71234810
you can emote with your face

>>71234620
I played irl just completing hands before learning riichi online. Scoring does sound hellish though
>>71234657
I feel card games are much simpler to play irl than jong, but then, I have much more experience with them

>>71234857
And get raped by anons? No, thank you.

>>71234863
>5 chuns

the only actual hard thing about playing irl is chinitsu hands in which case you just don't riichi them

I will not learn fu

>>71233365
Thats mean :(
It was a good set.

>>71234857
My oshi went to an irl tourney crossdressing as ichihime...

>>71234896
Yugioh 5 Dragons has a plot centering around the Crimson Dragon

>>71235070
You joke, but they're actually making a mahjong archetype

So, like… do the tiles taste good?

>>71235110
depends on what I was eating at the table before I touched them

>>71233365
>>71235027
She showed it off on stream. Don't be homosexual.

>>71235067
>oshi
>crossdressing

>>71235110
They're a bit chewy

>>71235110
they're alright, hatsu has the best mouthfeel

>>71235135
Stop getting your fucking cheeto dust on my limited edition glass washizu tiles you fucking cretin.

>>71235097
I'm aware, it's actually one of the best decks in Asia right now.

>>71235199
can't wait personally. I love battle phase decks.

>>71235166
The only purpose bitos have is being cum receptacles for likers.

>>71235166
Yes, nothing wrong with liking homies

>>71235162
I meant that poster is being mean, not Pippa. Though I am surprised she didnt.

>>71235199
>it's actually doing well
damn, i wanted it to be cheap

>>71235070
It fits, also all the artifact wielders are cheaters so it fits.

I'm pretty sure akagi could beat yugi in a duel

>>71235432
yugi yes the pharaon no

>>71235466
Atem lost to Yugi, so Yugi must be stronger. Although per Duelist Kingdom, he would just give Akagi the money

>>71235271
Got buried in the birthday tag, don't think it really matters cuz it was shown on stream.
For the record, I do think it at least had more soul than the Holo offerings, but quality is probably much poorer.

blitz no tips local yaku
Majsoul Friends Room 20458(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=20458

>>71235757
3/4

I only buy mahjong tiles polished over 1000 times

>>71235757
started

I don't know any local yaku

>>71235898
it's mostly just uumensai and tsubame gaeshi

That's it, I'm cursing everyone because I keep missing the games
No more flow until I get to play

I've noticed ever since I started watching khubie and letting her steal all my flow for her friendly matches that my ranked matches go much better.

TLDR khubie love~!

this room is fucking rigged

https://twitter.com/bandai_toys/status/1767687144095858908
Interesting

> Denpa and QB still going again

>>71236050
Just make a room

>>71235757
3/4 again >>71236050

DOUBLE SHADOW REALM

>>71235757
3/4

My hands...so unlucky...

>>71235757
started

>>71236860
yoink

>>71236860
gg i need to get back to work

WHERE ARE MY TIPS

>>71236982

>>71236434
Jonger queens... I kneel

Today I will NOT play jong.

>>71237185
Yeah... jong...

The furry isn't a furry anymore...

>>71236982
>novice playing no tips
Good luck young blood

>>71237713
what happens in the jong room stays in the jong room

>>71237743
i can't multitask in these conditions

>>71237865
kekxperts are getting smoked

>>71237668
This cartoon going on in the background has ruined my flow. And now they're straight up speaking tongues to curse me.

>>71237904
>ignoring the first 2 games

dealer flow is real

What a brutal room.

>>71238068
the shadowrealms never end

I don't think I've ever seen a game where the animated fox lady wasn't dominating

khubie has accidentally committed incest. Brother husbands stay winning.

>>71238138
fox hag is a luckshitter in friendlies

>>71238144
Explain. Why do these little sisters keep falling for their older brothers?

that hand was gonna hurt too..

>>71238192
most of the time

>>71238192
I'm a luckshitter everywhere

furry...fox hag...

>>71238192
Even on ladder in my games or any other streamer's ranked games, if there's a fox they just sweep, it's like the psyops about buying skins are real

get double ronned get double ronned get double ronned

the 1han double ron lmao

it was for 2k...

Will there be any stalking? I want to judge (You) with my inferior skill and knowledge...

>>71238505
you can stalk 4 anons right now and judge them all at once

>>71238505
famous commentator is playing

>>71238524
My brain can't keep up with so many people, I'm panicking wahhhhhh

>>71238524
My brain can't keep up with so many people, I'm panicking wahhhhhh

>>71238575
>>71238588

is this the secret to improving your flow?

>get back home
>denpa/QB still going
>stream has devolved into what in the fuck is this?

>>71238588
>>71238575
how did you do that

>>71238671
You are still too wet behind your ears, come back when you have cultivated for another 1000 years

Why is furry playing as hag?

>>71238640
>>71238647
This is a mahjong study

isn't crystal cafe 4chan for femanons?

>>71238810
It's worse because it's for women

>>71238789
it's wacky character wednesday

>>71238810
go there and on lolcow dot farms and you will witness the full extent of femanon's seething

>>71238862
Then why is nobody playing m*les

>>71238932
>rolling for a male

>>71238945
I only roll for males to appease the gods

I don't think khubie is even speaking English anymore its just high pitched screeching and panting.

There's a furry in my game, what do?

qb sounds kinda hot when she's dying

This kills the khubie,

>>71239274
Why does she sound so lewd all the time...

>>71239318
She's a lewdtuber, of course she does.

>>71239335
A natural lewdtuber? Her mannerisms are just so... I will cum

>>71239383
>A natural lewdtuber?
A lewd airhead who has no idea how lewd she's being.

speed jong is stressful

>>71235757
2/4 again

>>71235757
That's it for me. I don't have enough flow to keep up.

>>71239701
>win game
>leave

>>71239701
xeniabros...

>>71239715
Yeah, I don't want to leave in utter despair you know?

we might be out of jongers...

wj, i need a break

>>71239750
i'd play but i'm stuck in repeat hell

>>71239750
I'll give it until x:55 before I call it

>>71239250
deal in or make them deal in

>>71239750
I'd play but I'm stuck in east 4

>>71239779
Wait for me I'm logging in...

>>71239827
3/4 log in fast before someone takes your spot

one sec let me switch to client

>>71235757
started

Is it bm to ron from dc'd people?

>>71240268
no fuck em

fox hag...

>>71240314

Will the QB Denpa stream improve my mahjong skills

okay my brain is cooked

>>71235757
3/4 again

>>71240447
well jonged!

>>71235757
started

>>71240494
that break waiting for 2 people slowed me down too much

Xenia who lost all hope loses last additional bit of hope she didn't even know she had...

>>71240711
it's just prep for the rp tournament

famous cat do you even have any other characters?

>>71240775
>paying money for jong

>>71240880
>Not getting a char from free rolls

>>71240899
the last banner I used tickets on was the Fate one to be quite honest; I'm saving for the next good one

i'm hoarding gems for the next furry

>>71241136
same

i'm getting ptsd

>>71241239
this is hell. we died and went to mahjong hell.

>>71241239
what were the BBC on when they made these kids shows?

I'm starting to think khubie really is an honest to goodness hag.

>>71235757
well jonged thanks as always for playing with these stupid rules

>>71235757
Wj I can go to bed now

>>71235757
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night I can feel my flow, and my haipai...even my dora. The hands that I've lost, the riichis I've dealt in, won't stop hurting. Its like they're all still there...

WJ

>>71241656
I like fast jong because I learned jong amongst irl friends so I'm used to trying not to take too long

>>71241754
When I play with friends we take a while for each turn, we are all terrible players tho

my only jong regret is not actually playing mahjong soul until recently despite watching a jong chuuba like 4 years ago. I could have whaled for Washizu..

mahjong induced brain damage is nothing compared to whatever the fuck is going on in this stream

I'm actually going to lose my mind.

wait... they're still streaming?

>>71242285

what what what what what what what

it's fascinating to see how different countries traumatized their children

The stream induced dementia is starting to hit khubie I fear what is to come.

after 5 hours of this i'm really starting to doubt this will improve my tile efficiency

>>71242745
watching this is how you visualize the currents of flow.

>>71242718
Mabi midi music making detox.

>>71242794
mabinogi? is that worth starting nowadays?

>>71242894
QB doesn't shut up about it

i'm literally getting a fever watching this stream

>>71242894
no

>>71242917
Sorry, might have been my fault.
>>71242894
It's fun still, and it has a questline that blitzes you past the super early game grind.

>make pippa the ripper in mabinogi
>pippa has to send a dmca in writing
kek

don't do it anon

>>71242917
>>71242945
>>71243003
>>71243292
provide for- and contra-points as to why I should or should not start mabinogi, anons

>>71243390
nexon

isn't this too lewd

>>71243456
shes not getting cum pumped in her so seems fine to me

>>71243390
I guess the question is do you like mmos and are you able to deal with some of the scuff that comes from an older one?

>>71243267
Why have you put this in my head, I have to do it now

>>71243267
>>71243647
She'd just use it as an excuse to stream mabinogi again. do it faggots

>>71243566
I raided in Classic WoW and enjoyed it so probably yeah
>>71243647
>>71243693
oh shit nigger we can do duets and bands and shit right?

>>71243390
QBs guild

>>71243699
Jam sessions are a thing, and you can makes songs for them in particular that handle the timing.

is it one shard can play with everyone or am I fucked if I pick the wrong one?

>>71243768
Merged single server a few years ago. Nao and Alexa from the Pippa streams are no more.

>>71243693
>Pippa when I show up playing Ripper on the recorder.

>>71243894
imagine not pulling up with the DIABOLICAL TUBA

>>71244036
wrong pic lmao

>>71244060
Thats an old as fuck event item iirc.

>>71244078
aw rip

I've been watching these women for 13 hours now......

>>71244206
this stream is brain rot

>>71244361
Every collab they do is... They're too in sync

>characters gain stats over real time
how am I supposed to duel people whose characters are years old? surely they have like 10% more stats than I do at cap?

>>71244482
does my original account still exist or did they wipe it

>>71244482
Its not gonna matter, IIRC each year is a week and I'm pretty sure there is a cap. I also don't remember if PVP is a thing

whoa cute

I've spread a mabi based plague over jong.

I'm never installing it

i bet mabi doesn't even have jong

>>71244473
Is what?

ah diablo, my beloved

>>71245056
No, thats ff14, and qube is not too big a fan of 14.

>>71245073
Brain rot

>>71245092
It uh... it gets worse.

>>71245125
is there a way to move the hotbars?

>>71245195
Not the first set, you can disable the second in picrel, along with extra ones you can move.

what the fuck are you people talking about
why are QB and denpa back watching whatever the fuck this is
what the fuck is going on

>>71245346
QB likes mabi so jong+ includes mabi

hey guys REMEMBER GRIMMI?

es>>71245424
she left like 10 hours ago

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

I'm realizing how much is going on in ripper...

>>71245424
i'll never forget

if I want to be a mage, do I just not spend AP on melee skills?

>>71245764
Do Blaanid's questline and you get a shit ton of free AP. It will also take you through most aspects of the game and show you the ropes.

>>71245509
it's been longer than that
though i guess 2 hours doesn't mean much anymore

>back to this again

thread death drawing near

>>71246019
how do i get out of this loop

Baker?

>>71246266
IT'S ONLY PAGE 8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5EcuWJCohs

Are denpa and Khubie…?

>>71246318
I am scared

>>71246655
Are they what?

now it's page 9

>>71246703
Streaming for 15 hours?

>>71247444
1 minute less

maybe we should just die

>>71247484
I can't let that happen, sorry

i aint doin it

Jerry Jackson aged fine, it was always supposed to be inappropriate, you're supposed to be laughing at the fact that he's ignorant/retarded.

>>71247680
not worth risking stuff with twitch's fucked moderation

Converting Ripper to MIDI is hell, someone shoot me.

>>71247739
Sure, but they didn't age poorly.

>>71247861
How are you converting to MIDI? I was looking into making some MIDI's recently and the methods I found were gay and I decided to not bother.

>>71247919
>>71247919
>>71247919

>>71247921
Manually

>>71247972
Sorry to hear that.
You should convert the Saki ED song into a MIDI for me. I'll gift you a sub to QB.