/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>71203878
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>71203895
Amen.

>>71203878
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
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>TEMPUS/ARMIS VOICE PACKS
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>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
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>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0scGN5P3cFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDrVLTGzdjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xlCRbJuPc8

>>71203895
Amen

New thread, new question: What's a misconception about your oshi that you hate/want to be cleared up?

>>71204017
HAKKA WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN

>>71203895
Amen.

i’m mad I still fell for an hour of whining over zatsu

MOLESTING GOLDBULLET WHILE HE IS PASSED OUT DRUNK

>>71204034
Everything involving his graduation, people are still saying it was a contract thing

>>71204067
Correct. Since Hakka is already a woman it's impossible to become a double woman.

>>71204034
I just want him to stop being a retard

>>71204067
>>71204147

>>71204034
I wish the whole "dad of starsEN" bit would die. I know people have daddy issues but damn, that's still just a man in his early thirties

>>71204034
Gibby IS dark skinned it is just the lighting and filters that made his arms look like that you all have been DECIEVED

>>71204034
That Ruze is anything other than a perfectly normal human.
But seriously people thinking that Ruze will be influenced by Bettlel and will become "lazy". Ruze admires everyone in Tempus + genmates, and his will isn't easily broken. It just reeks of Bettelion getting pissy their oshi seemingly declined in energy post-moving arc and want to inflict that feeling on others.

Goldbullet and Octavio reverse molesting a drunk Jurard whil Ruze gets raped by his yumes

>>71204034
People keep saying Magni was lazy and Bettel is taking so many breaks because he learnt that from him. I miss that slut still and not even Armis has been able to patch the void he left but I hate what he is as now...

>>71204654
>People keep saying Magni was lazy
>watches notmagni
are you claiming he's not lazy? the other side is the epitome of lazy viewbait slop content appealing to the lowest common denominator

>>71204747
I quite clearly meant that I have not watched him since he left. Magni was not lazy, Idc what he is up to now

Rape Machina X Flayon

I miss ruzavio

>>71203895
Amen. Also total negrito death

>>71205498
Where is your Tempus negrito eradication fic polmite?

I'm sick and tired but can't sleep and there are no boys....

will bettel survive idol training or will he crumble to dust 2 weeks in

>>71206305
i feel like he has already crumbled as much as possible, no way it gets even worse

>>71204083
This bratty dino...

Flayon's Machina

>>71206404
>Flayon's Mangina
fwnbaw

Do you think your oshi needs a rival to improve?

I'm covering a coworker's shift tonight so Bettel will definitely stream later with maybe three or so other boys overlapping so that I will miss every single one, no need to thank me /mans/

>>71206943
In his own words, when he sees something that he thinks is better than what he can do he just gives up... So probably not

>>71206943
Technically, mine is the only one who actually has an official one in the canon lore...

>>71204118
He just wanted out.

>>71207333
I want Jurard to shove his dino tail up Altare's unlubed ass

>>71204034
that Hakka is a male

>>71205942
Negrito eradication can wait! I have adventures to facilitate. For those of you unfamiliar with quests, you are all voting on the actions of a character (and rolling for the outcome if specified). Right now, I just need 3 dice rolls to see if our hero jobs at hiding from mysterious strangers approaching their watering hole. >>>/qst/5950102

>>71206943
Personally I think it's unhealthy to assign yourself with a rivalry narrative. Having a rival in itself isn't necessarily a bad thing, so long as it occurs naturally, but entering a scene with a specific mindset that you NEED someone with whom you compare yourself is when you start to set yourself up for self-doubt, defeatism, and failure.

>>71207396
Vesper was basically one foot out the door after he got back from Japan.

>>71204034
That he has ANY type of power over Tempus which results in people getting angry at him/blaming him when something goes wrong. It’s just a kayfabe term goddammit, he is just a young man doing his best

i think bettel should explore his anus

i think bettel should not stream for his entire 90 day visa

Ruze is staying in JP for 90 days.

I have the absolutely delusional wish to see Axel and Ruze play some sort of puzzle or problem-solving game. The Among Us stream did this to me.

>>71208534
Source?

I would love to have another Amogus stream without the offending boys that made and would make it painful Flayon Jurard Bettel

>>71208553
Me too, I wanna see them logic the shit out of a game after they basically destroyed everyone as fast as possible in their Imposter round.

>>71208863
Maybe that bomb detonation game would be good for them? I can see them absolutely crushing it.

>>71208437
I think bettel is also thinking he should not stream for his entire 90 day visa

>>71208975
Axel is too els and Ruze would use hard words. Something like Portal was perfect for Axel because it didn't require instructions to solve the problems but I don't know any other puzzle games like that

>>71209086
Hmmm... I don't really know of good co-op puzzle games that the boys haven't already played, but I'd like to see the two collab with something like those games.

Speaking of absolutely delusional wishes, if they get the chance, I must see Shinri and Hakka making a meal together in a handcam stream. It is vital that I see it live.

Who do you watch the most?
https://poal.me/xqgb3u

>>71209888
Shinri and Ruze. Often at the same time.

>>71209888
In all honesty, how can you watch Bettel the most with the amount he has streamed the last 6 months?

>>71209888
I like my boys comfy and slightly deranged

>>71209086
>Axel is too ESL
>Was born and raised in an english-speaking country
I don't disagree with you, I just find it funny kek

>>71210248
Many such cases unfortunately

>>71210036
I picked Bettel because I watch all of his streams, even though he doesn't stream often. I just skip the SC-reading.
The others (other than Ruze, who is the one I consider my oshi) will depend on the game they're playing or if I'm busy or in the mood for streams at all.

I'm gonna do it! for real this time!

>>71209888
I'm the last bubby on /mans/...

puniko...

How to take care of your ruzader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8UlCcm26mg

>>71211179
Sorry, buddy...
If it's any consolation (probably not), I've been warming up to him somewhat lately.

>>71210964
DON'T DO IT

>>71211192
There's been too much Puniko abuse recently...

>>71211192
I've been living for their interactions lately. I've been fed well.

>>71211519
he's gonna have to start defending himself

>>71211607
>step 2 of making shinshimi: get knife! (make sure it it sharp!)

I still don't understand if we are pro magni dezmond or anti magni dezmond

>>71211913
Anon, you may never will.

>>71211913
Try thinking with your own brain and not following what others say

>>71211913
We flip-flop we flip and flop

>>71211913
Axel brought Magni back to his place and had a one night stand. When Axel woke up in the morning Magni slipped away in the night like the slut he is. That is why Axel is feeling down lately.

>>71212132
Hey I'm not a flip

>>71211913
We desperately wish people would stop bringing his crusty decayed ass up

>>71212212
This is fake. Axel doesn't remember the one night stand at all because he was drunk. He is down because Magni isn't thirsty for him anymore and the dingo has no idea why

>>71212221
Then are you a flop?

>>71212375
Yeah, my whole existence is a flop... But at least I'm not a flip!

Sure, Gavis Bettel is the most watched here. I totally believe that. It makes complete sense.

>>71212505
People who watch him don't make a lot of sense either >>71210849

>>71209722
They could cook in the studio together if their rooms don’t work

>>71211913
>>71212212
>>71212315
I am anti magmite

>>71212505
Member when bettel got his stream time for his outfit reveal wrong and bettellion here had a melty cuz people dared criticize him for making three of the other boys have to reschedule their streams for him
It really does make sense

WHERE ARE THE STREAMS AIEEEEEEEEE

>>71212576
Sorry you can't comprehend my bright intellect.

>>71212933
JST time
A mimir

Sometimes I wonder what Holostars would be like without Bettel

>>71212986
starting to wake up
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo/status/1767701203495035322

>>71213027
sexually frustrated. they need whores in their midst. bettel's the only one who's perfect for ryona sex

>>71213244
That's because rather than drink octavio just ran around getting his ass blown out by anonymous bidets...

>>71212224
I want to have a conversation for one week without people bringing this quitter up in conversations that having nothing to do with him.

>>71212505
nah, it's just the altventurers are still asleep. this is a blue thread.

>>71212914
Say what you want, I much prefer bettelions over the retarded brotuberfag axelotls (except you axeprime, you're cool)

>>71211913
who?

% chance any of them went to a soapland (for real)?

>>71213554
i want you to kill yourself

I miss my cat

>>71213615
I have not seen any proof that axelotls are brotugerfags? At least not in ages

>>71213724
0
No filthy gaijin allowed

>>71213027
In shambles because he brings the most money

>>71213765
You first

>>71213785
brotuberfags are rentfree /here/

>>71212933
Stream soon
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1767704781831975361

If Ruze ran a game of Delta Green, who would you want to see in the group?

>>71213785
just something I've observed. who else could they oshi after all? certainly not altare lol

>>71213970
lol lmao how narrowminded you are

>>71213970
the only ones who are here are axeprime (wholesome female) and gorexolotl (diseased female) so idk how you came to that conclusion

>>71213970
Seems pretty baseless if it's only your speculation, last time there was a discussion about shared oshis there was a slime that also oshies the gem girl, idk her or the fans name

>>71213786
there are quite a few cool soaplands in Taito City, around Senzoku to be precise, and they're chill with baka gaijin

>>71213615
Dont worry we hate you too

>>71214128
axeprime is a woman?? no.....

>>71214042
I don't know man. I don't see brotuber cunnysewers tuning in for Altare doing kick flips with his guns in CSGO like a little boy

>>71214171
>they're chill with baka gaijin
Anon, you seem to know alot.

>>71214128
There is at least one drawfag that is an axelotl too, assuming a female one

>>71213615
but a lot of brotuberfags watch bettel because he's le funny white man

i just vomited all over him

>>71208174
Yeah, it’s kind of hilarious that Altare’s leader kayfabe is so strong some people actually still believe he has more power than the others

>>71214224
there are a lot in csgo chats, they don't come here anymore

>>71214359
bettel does have probably the most brotubers actually

>>71214181
Cool bro, how many stars members did you shit on today because they dont align with your narrow tastes of what male vtubers should be?

>>71209888
Altare and Jurard

>>71214567
only the two flips since I'm racist, thanks for asking

>>71214171
>Deleted
The Yakuza got him...

hakka frame's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbw16LMtG6Q

>>71213967
Shinri for the brains who might get a little too into whatever horror awaits
Jurad to crash through the scenario like a retard
Axel reprising his role as the cautious straightman to try (and fail) to keep them in check

>>71214567
Why would i shit on any of them when they my bros, is that your schizo caricature of what brotuberfags are?

>>71213786
Why is Shien's onahole so racist

>>71214648

>>71213360
Not really? Jurard is basically the same but more durable

>>71214795
New OG song, right?

>>71214795
yeah Hakka, we know how excited you are for 3D.

>>71214779
just some instances I've been witness to here. Plus, there's no other suspects. Who else but you dudebros would spam groombullet and terminate machina x flayon here?

>>71214795
WOO YEAH WOO

>>71213967
Unironically Shinri, Altare, and Hakka.

>>71214916
I'm a fujo and I really don't like either of them, it's not just the dudebros.

>>71214128
axeprime doesnt come anymore (sad), and cannilotl got tamed by axel or something

So, what the fuck is Shinri's gonna do in a "handcam karaoke"?

>>71214916
NTA but shitposters, falseflagers and/or people who just dislike their personality

>>71214916
nta but you think female fans are incapable of disliking them?

>>71215088
He wrote " I hope I don't burn down the place..." so cooking? Or wax play while singing, take your pick

>>71215061
hint: I don't necessarily like them either, especially flayon. But I don't make it a point to ruin the thread for it

>>71215093
I'm in multiple male vtuber threads on this board and this is the only one that has regular problems like this though. Everywhere else is pretty peaceful. Why is that?

Nice to see resident nijisister bright and active

>>71215088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw

>>71208174
>>71208288
i believe he does tho. he may not have actual authority over policy, but he has the the power to inspire. his consistency in his kayfabe holds the elysium lore together for both tempus and armis

>>71215211
hint: Ignoring it will make it go away faster This time no one even brought either of them up, you just started throwing punches for the hell of it

>>71215230
Brooo you just brought back some wild memorias, I don't even wanna look how long ago this trend happened

>>71215347
I'm not throwing punches at anyone. I'm asking a genuine question lol. This thread has a disproportionate amount of low quality posts, schizos and bait. I'm just wondering what makes here different from other threads

>>71214795
Do we all have to pretend to be shocked when 3D is announced

>>71215497
how new

>>71215497
I doubt the threads you're in are that much calmer, unless they're about 1 or 2 vtubers, in which case duh

>>71214807
Absolutely not. Jurard's arrogance makes him more fun to break. (for me, anyway.) I'd imagine that Bettel's permanent sopping wet cat aura is what attracts ryonatellion to their prey.

>>71215497
/cdbct/ is crawling with the most repugnant yumes who'll cry and wail if you speak anything remotely negative on their boys. Good luck trying to have any semblance of interesting discussion there. and any thread that has the most terrible things to say about a genuine friend of the boys is not a place i want to hang out. Idc about the other boy threads.

>>71214128
what happened to the trainshitter axelotl?

Every time the flaytroon spergs out on literally nothing, every time the thread goes to shit. Consistently, without fail.

>>71215497
we have fun here. go back

>>71215497
unironically, go to the Discords if you want a "clean" experience talking about StarsEN.

>>71215219
>bright
more like stoopid

do we have a cannibalkito?

>>71215844
Roons are retarded like their oshi. Nothing new
I apologize for their behavior

>>71216078
Does babybirdmane count?

>>71216078
i remember one showed up once

>>71215870
go back where? where do you think i came from?

>>71215836
>spoiler
But you still hangout here where, arguably, even more terrible things are said about the boys themselves?

>>71216216
this is true
our oshi is stoopid
he should graduate Tumblr college and return to peak gamer mode

>>71216078
Nope, but Hakka sure tries to make them accept the idea of cannibalism kek

>>71216216
>Spoiler
NTA but dont worry about it, every fanbase got to have at least one schizo i guess.You're one of the good ones i assume, heres a gift

>>71216313
>the psyops is working

>>71216078
I thought Hakkitos were poisonous?
Is Hakka spreading misinformation?

>>71216499
People saying are, at the end of the day, jokes. Either that or just bare-minimium trolling because they're bored, that's all. If you can't realize that on your own, you shouldn't be here at all. Nowhere near the way the genuine seething from those losers calling someone's actual suicide attempt an act of dramawhoring because it cast a poor look on your favorite anime boy and that she should've properly offed herself. Gross.

EVERYONE SHUT UP HAKKA TIME SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>71216915
Vesper literally died after eating one, i think Hakka is telling the truth. Picrel is proof

>>71216807
ty chu~

>>71217004
Please maintain the same standards when fans of these female vtubers behave in much more consequential ways towards any male than simply writing a few mean words on 4chan

HAKKA ON THE NOTHING TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbw16LMtG6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbw16LMtG6Q

HAKKA ON ZA TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbw16LMtG6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbw16LMtG6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbw16LMtG6Q

>>71217004
NTA, Good effort but that anon seem more like a falseflagging anti trying to split the fanbase to me if anything.

>"Alexa, play '99 Problems' by Hugo."

wahh wahh my shitty behavior being called out means its an anti

>Altare has never heard someone speak Spanish

>>71217318
>>71217361
It would be a shame if Aniki suddenly decided to overlap.

hakka thought la migra caught up to him and his life flashed before his eyes KEK

Just shut up and watch the bird

idk what happened but at least now yt doesn't buffer every 3 seconds like every hakka stream in japan

>>71217814
him, Bettel and Shinri all at the same time, just like that anon from earlier said. Maybe an Armis boy, as a treat. Ultimate overlap please

>Imagine Hakka is actually on location during the meet and greet.

>it’s going to be so cursed, i’ll just be waiting for you with a babydoll on
>and then the other person’s gonna fucking come- wait why am I talking about my plan
WDHMBT

>>71218157
He's gonna give you your best 2 minutes of your life!

>>71218157
I would rather have nantaimori instead

Mechabird...

MECHABIRBO LIVES

>mechabirbo sidehugs
leaving room for jesus

>jobbing even at the game of doing nothing
sasuga hakkers

>Flayon asserting dominance by squeezing him way too hard during a hug.
Everytime i hear the boys talking about Flay irl, the more i think his model does not suit him.

>i am colorblind by nature but this monitor is making it worse
for real? hakka cant see red/green?

This reminds me of a different game, but it was more of an artistic piece.

https://www.kloonigames.com/blog/games/4mins33secs

I wonder if it still works.

The shorter the boy, the longer the dong!

>>71218479
Stupid strong little girl/boy is a staple anime trope, throw in the fact he's a bodily modified mech pilot and it works.

>>71218518
He has talked about how he mixes up certain colors, but I think it's more him being dumb than colorblind kek

>>71218786
True, but it seem like he is alot taller than his model, wonder if it will effect his 3D, i hope we dont get another weird ass 3D like Roberu.
>bodily modified mech pilot
I think he is suppose to be a Cyborg?

do you pee in the walls? would you pee in the walls in japan? would you fight hakka for who was the highest pressure?

>>71219068
i mean his 2.0 gave him a "growth spurt" so maybe it will just continue till it less noticeable or something

>>71219068
something like that? It's impiled the R-TRUS is altering his body to keep him alive, its a little murky.

>>71219231
I feel like peeing in Japan would get you arrested and/or deported

>>71219292
did it? it looked like the same height to me, just adding the hat + shoe stuff.

>>71218479
Flayon actively wants to prove that it doesn't

>hakka is still a virgin
dyrbi?

>>71219068
>weird ass 3D like Roberu.
He was literally the second star ever to be 3D'd back in 2021 and they've since done over a dozen more and improved on the tech every time, you're a retard if you actually think there will be a repeat of his bad rigging

>>71219292
It's an outfit, not a 2.0

>>71219424
Soapland onee-sans will fix that.

>>71219500
Shit happens, i will say the 3D for HQ looks good, so that give me hope that there wont be a similar fuck up.

>>71219394
only by like a couple cms, I remember him sizing himself up on a stream a while after the reveal
>>71219517
eh, tomato tomato. 2.0 easier to type

he left us....

Combini natto run

Time to crank up the volume and see if I can hear some Shinri noises!

>winter weather
>booty shorts
dammit, Hakka

>expects people to believe he is a virgin

>>71220316
HARLOT

>>71220316
WHORE

What is Hakka doing?

unfortunate that one of the few streams we'll be getting this week is wasted on whatever this boring shit is this that hakka is doing

>>71220534
Nothing.
He went to get natto

>>71219500
Who was the first? Weird that they didn't follow gen orders

>>71220534
he's doing me, sorry
>>71220557
unfortunate for you, i guess

>>71220708
yeah, I wanted to be entertained, don't think I'm asking much from the entertainment company

>>71220666
I could tell that much.
I hope the natto's good.

volvio

We should all do hakka

>11 minutes trip to the combini
Not bad

>>71220690
Rikka first in June 2020, he got a boost as being the main idol/singer in terms of subs and being able to use 3D on stages. Roberu was March 2021 and started the gauntlet of debuts throughout that year leading to 1st Act on Christmas 2021.

>>71220690
They had Rikka gain a 3D way before anyone else could ever dream of it because they wanted Rikka to take part in various concerts

Bettel will survive his stay in Japan eating only famichiki and McDonald's

>white man

>>71219424
Yes. I personally check his chastity belt every week btw

I don't like how it looks...

>>71222378
Neither do I.

>>71222378
he should stir fry it, might make it look appetizing

>>71222378
I don't think he prepared it well

>>71222378
I would do anything to foecefeed bettel this

>>71222907
>He would probably puke
Ryonatellion this is your chance, if you can convince him to try it that is

>>71223044
He wouldn't willingly eat a bean in 1 million years. He doesn't even know what rice and beans is.

Found this in an old folder. What the fuck was THIS about.
https://streamable.com/

Was browsing through some yugioh cards and man does mekk knight avramax looks like altare

>>71223485
Uhh, I'm retarded. This.
https://streamable.com/97kens

>>71223515
ah the old days...

I knew he would get tired of snow fast kek

Canada? Really?

>>71223515
Altare has a weirdly generic RPG design. I've seen pretty much the exact design in a dozen games before and after he came out, most recently that new Vanillaware game.

What is there to do in Canada?

>>71223552
I forgot to drain him that day and he almost burst at the thought when I called him

>>71223764
Hug a bull moose

>>71223552
Month in review, he chatted for a bit at the start, then fell asleep still in vc. The tune playing is a chiptune ringtone, he got woken up by a phone call. No idea why he moaned so erotically when rolling out of bed to leave the vc though.

How much did goldie drink that even the resident alcoholic is surprised...

>>71223861
Maybe he's one of those people who stiffens up in bed, and any strong physical movement is enough to jerk his nerves into a pleasant sensation that goes right up his spine.

People really put raw eggs on rice for breakfast?

>>71224273
The eggs literally everywhere else but the US can be eaten raw.

>You know who would dominate? Shinri!
Looks like Altare has competition.

lazy

>>71224492
Seethe

Thank you so much, Hakka, for telling me about Shinri's handgrip exercise things. This is going to do fucking wonders for me.

>>71223929
Sounds like the had a wild boys night out, IIRC Bettel likes to drink but really isnt a heavy weight.

>GB got wasted and Hakka took care of him
Hakka is the designated drunk babysitter

Commit this information to your memories, /mans/

GB is a fucking lightweight, that's a surprise

>>71224492
You could tell me this was a scheduled tweet from October, November, December, January or even February and I would believe you.

LAZY + minor spelling error

molest drunk flayon

>"Nah, I'd win."

>Is dead
Jurard
>Doesn't drink
Altare
>Gets fucked up easy
GB
Flayon
Axel
Ruze
>Can hold their liquor
Bettel
>Can really hold their liquor
Shinri
Hakka
Octavio

So far we know
>Goldie out
>Flayon cant drink we already know this
>Altare allergic
>Axel hee hee haw haw his way out
>Ruze talk his way out because lil bitch
>Its between Shinri, Hakka, Bettel
>Jurard and Octavio have yet to drink with them

>>71224885

>>71224809
I approve of this message

>>71225016

>>71224903
I wonder what they are drinking, if Hakka mentioned i must have missed it, some people can really hold their beer but cant do liquor, same goes for wine.

>>71225210
Ruze said he drank soju before his stream

>>71225016
Somebody please remake the 120% of their potential page with shinri, hakka, and bettel but instead of black flash it's alcohol

>I want to play Terraria again
>Where is my red little bastard
...

>>71225016
>>71225137
I wish CSM had "iconic" phrases and panels. JJK just shits out iconic stuff weekly

>>71225366
we will make it out of this drought

>>71225714
Good shit.

>>71225858
the finished version

>>71225973
Good fucking shit.

>>71225714
kiss

Anyway, who's the best at chess?

>>71225714
>>71225973
axeman owes me sex

>>71224492
SO fucking lazy

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1767737944457220424
Feel like GB is one of those people that goes around and starts drinking with everybody.

>>71224492
This is all the bettellion's own fault. If we hadn't made him so rich he would have no choice but to come back already...

I can't believe Shinri would dox me like that...

>>71225327
>soju
Huh, didnt think he was a soju guy.

>>71223723
>weirdly generic
He's an isekai hero, generic is kind of the point

>>71227259
get perceived

>>71227602
kek

Hakka skinwalking Flayon on twitter and acting like a brat ToT

>>71228430
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1767753868849660406

Ok that looks slightly better than the picture he posted on stream
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1767748909210976523

https://twitter.com/guessibetter/status/1767746761181868149/
my favorite FE3H angst artist is drawing Ruze now??? holy shit.

>>71228430
>>71228544
DAMN BRATTY BIRD NEEDS CORRECTION

>>71228995
The braided one reminds me of nowa...

>>71229495
>The braided one reminds me of nowa...

Remove that slut from my sight...

>>71229533
UGLY ;w;

>>71229575
cum all over him so he's hidden

>>71228995
NICE

>>71229533
whore....

>>71229495

>>71226102
It's not Bettel, no matter what anyone says.

>>71228995
the eye bandage ToT the tears TTOTT

>Vesper is the only human member in his gen between a demon king, dog gladiator and mad alchemist android-thing
>Bettel is the only human member in his gen between two Corruption-infested beings and an ancient adroid

Who's the relatively human member of Armis? Goldbullet?

>>71230738
>>Vesper is the only human member
But he was a vampire...

>>71230738
>Vesper is
he is no more

>>71230738
Jurard is out, Goldbullet is in, but aren't Octavio and Ruze relatively human? Octavio at least just has puppetry powers but he's otherwise humanistic. I know Ruze has the ears so he could be elven.

>>71230738
Axel is a human

https://twitter.com/_lynnear/status/1766941204045082721

>>71230738
>only human member
Half human half wizard

>>71231612
Half human half whore

That just feels better, ya know

>>71225784
There's plenty from S1

>>71230738
Tavi or GB, but do we know if there's weird stuff in their lore

I hate some of the twitter fujos so fuckign bad how come they get mad when people say their godawful national foods or wahtever is shit but then go and draw hakka as brown???????? how is that npt racist i dont get it im too drunk for this. can someone please explain this logic to me

>>71230738
>>71231137
Vesper and Ruze are elves. They both have pointy ears.

>>71231820
kek

>>71231811
link to brown hakka please!

the "other guy" is tan

>>71231811
>twitter
There's your answer anon. They're on twitter

>>71231811
hakka is espanol. might as well complain about people drawing the clown tatted up and pierced

>>71232084
>tatted up
now that would be crazy

>>71231969
Bringing doxfaggotry to fanart should be punished with the rope. the one artist im thinking of is not good at all these people should just draw hakka as a woman
>>71232084
Im south american and im paler than bettel could ever dream to be. i dont mind people drawing hakka brown it looks great with his color palette i just dont get whats the moral standard here

>>71231811
The logic is that they, the twitter crowd, can't be racist or wrong in any way whatsoever. Everything they do is for the better of the human race, you bigot.
That's their unironic modus operandi and they never see what's wrong with it. There is a saying in my language: They see a speck in another's eye, but can't notice a log in their own.

>>71232541
That's better your grandpa was a Nazi, latinos are brown

>>71231811
important context missing: hakka loves when people draw him brown, actively rts and encourages it, all that. if he said "stop, thats weird.", it'd be gone faster than you can say hakka la vista.

>>71232966
But Hakka isn't brown. He's a Xenokunian exorcist with tengu powers.

>>71233008
>Silence means consent
Oh my…

Questanon updated and drew a retarded looking tittycamel

>>71233069
Didn't say he is, just pointing that out. If you're from Argentina or Brazil, there's a chance of you being very pale because your grandparents came from Italy or Germany

>>71233008
>actively rts
For a summer tan Hakka costume...

Hahaha no one will notice that I'm balls deep inside Gavis Bettel (he did not consent to this)

>>71233793
ewwtare

I need to smell all the boys' feet after they've been walking around japan all day. just one sniff per foot. please

>>71233793
Bad anon! consent is important!

>>71233857

>>71233834
Is gonna be spewtare (spewing all over your oshi)

>>71233909
Try Chinese.

>>71233857
>>71233909
what

>>71233909
>translating to jp when there's not a single hiragana or katakana in sight
anon, if it looks like oops all complex kanji, its chink

>>71233909
Ching chong

>>71215497
I know this post is hours old but LMAO this is one of the better threads I use on this website (barring the large amount of newfags)

>>71233905
Flayon shoved his ding dong into Bettel's cockpit after that yandere stream

>>71233909
>Jurard died too early
AAIIEEEE

>>71233909
this is wrong because no one should ever have to question if bettel is a mistake

>>71233909

>>71233857
ok so it's just this >>71224903 but with more details on what they drink. Why post it here untranslated?

>>71234145
>Jurard died young
No...

>>71234145
MOLESTING GOLDBULLET WHILE HE IS PASSED OUT DRUNK
MOLESTING GOLDBULLET WHILE HE IS PASSED OUT DRUNK
MOLESTING GOLDBULLET WHILE HE IS PASSED OUT DRUNK

>>71233857
its basically about how much of a drinker each boy is
>altare
doesnt drink
>dezmond
bad? can stand one shot at most
>axel
doesnt get hangover, holds well (something about suntory beer im not gonna translate)
>vesper
cant say but seems like a heavy drinker (has talked about whiskey before)

>bettel
good?
>flayon
not very good? rarely talks about alcohol
>hakka
seems good, doesnt get hangovers but only drinks in special ocassions
>shinri
good, can take strong drinks like pure vodka

>jurard
doesnt drink
>gibby
to be confirmed, hakka mentioned him being bad with alcohol
>octavio
to be confirmed, hakka said he can stand it very well
>ruze
not bad, similar to axel (in hakkas words)

hakkas drinking ranking:
>gibby and flayon avoid drinking / get easily drunk?
>altare just doesnt drink at all (for personal reasons?)
>axel and ruze get easily drunk
>hakka, shinri, bettel and octavio are on the top 4 best
>jurard died young (probably a pun about either refusing to go drinking?)

>>71234403
You say that, but he'd probably end up drunkenly hugging you and rolling over. Now you have a big stupid spic/negro on top of you

>>71233857
>Altare doesnt drink
>dezmond not bad(?) around a single shot
>Axel not bad , wont get dead drunk (like beer suntory 9% especially)
>Vesper dont know, but seem to like liquor (talked about whiskey a couple of times)

>Bettel not bad?
>Flayon not good? dont really talk about drinking
>Hakka not bad, wont get dead drunk, dont really drink unless its special occasions
>Shinri really good, liquor gang(can drink it neat)

>Jurard doesnt drink
>Gibby Hakka said he cant drink
>Octavio Hakka said he is a heavy weight
>Ruze not bad, can drink about as much as Axel(by hakka)

>Hakkas headcanon on EN drinkers tier list
>Gibby and Flayon is out right away
>Altare isnt counted, since he doesnt drink(isit because he loves leader?)
>Axel and Ruze are lil bitchs so they will lose
>Hakka, Shinri ,Bettel , Octavio are the top 4
Jurard is dead
Thats the rough translation

i watched gb's drunk DKC2 stream and he seemed verbally comfortable with spirits and drinking a fair bit, will be interesting to see how he holds up against the boys and if he was just swilling water and pretending for the funny stream.

>>71234647
even better

>>71234647
hot, I hope my face ends up crammed in his armpit

>>71234172
NTA but probably thought it was what the JPs thought of the boys when it comes to drinking, i mean they posted a translation trying to translate it as JP to english kek

>>71234602
>jurard died young
Well if you did a direct translate it does say that kek, but no really what it says is Jurard is already dead,as in drunk.

Dead dias…

I think Tempus should make sea otter stew

>>71234726
well according to Hakka he's a lightweight on the same level as Flayon

for every hakka zatsu vod I finish two more show up in it's place...

japan trip vlog doko...

>>71234717
Thanks

>>71235316
cat vomit over rice, uma delicia

>>71235316
That looks like what my dog puked a week ago

>>71235316
This making me close my tab, seeya /MANS/

>>71234926
gomen my chinese is very rusty

Are the boys lightweights, or am I just an alcoholic?

>>71233139
>>71233683
I don't have time to shift through his billions of retweets but the catalyst of more people doing it to Hakka is that he specifically replied to an art with him with darker skin pretty early on in his first few months saying "oh i really love this :D" or something like that, and kept retweeting more of it.

>>71235681
And everybody just assumed that he meant skin colour, not the art itself?
This is racism, my man.

>>71235608
I'd like to think they're all lightweights for my own sake how does it feel like I could out drink all of them and I'm a woman...

>>71235749
nta but he also spent some time at debut lamenting over his model being so skinny and looking weak/frail, particularly in the arms. seemed like he was initially put off to suddenly be very pale and skinny but he's grown into it over time and adores being hakka now.