/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>Cover opens a new studio in California.
>Gura now has to record mocap with and meet up with all the male California staff.
>No more involvement in Japanese projects like the honeyworks collab because the EN management in LA are setting Gura up with local black producers to make rap instead.
It's unironically over. The Japanese influence on hololive EN will disappear and it will become woke, progressive trash.

Don't use such an erotic image of my daughterwife as an OP, I don't like it.

Gurass

>>71162312
sounds horrible, do you not get friction burns from that? I myself need an hour to finish most of the time, and sometimes it gets painful, which makes it take even longer.

>>71163501
How about bunny Gawr?

Sex with a fembud.

>>71163569
Nice but I prefer cunny Gawr

>>71163530
NTA, I use an onahole and lube, I don't get friction burns unless I goom like 5x in a day.

>>71163669
It's probably because I got a cheap one, but my onahole doesn't have enough "grip" for me.

>>71163421
Why do you think so much about cuckoldry?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>71163669
Do you splooge in the onahole?
Do you have to wash it after every use since you use lube?

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

>>71160740
I'm worried it won't have professional nannies for the girls.

>>71163809
You probably jerked off too much anon. Your dick can only take so much abuse before the nerves get dulled.

Child

>>71163845
Why do you? I never said anything about being cucked. If Gura has to record in LA from now on, that means she'll have to be around a ton of male technicians and staff, but with none of the professionalism or politeness of the Japanese staff. They'll all be woke sexpests hired locally from LA. Do you think that's going to make things easier for Gura?

>>71163845
Its a part of him.

Why is /pol/ here?

>>71163873
I do, I usually wash it before I go to sleep if I've used it that day. Between uses I'll sit it upside down on a towel to let the goom drain out, since washing that down the drain can cause some really bad clogs.

>>71164347
/ggg/ is very diverse. There is a person from each board here

>>71164192
Alright, I shouldn't have said anything. I'm sorry, relax.

Any woke employee is gonna be hard filtered out of the hiring process by Gura's very loli existence.

>>71164192
Why do you think there are no sexpests in JP anon? Didn't the vampire get assaulted by her manager a long time ago? You really think American HR departments are going to be chill with dudes making the talents uncomfortable? You can get in trouble for sexual harassment for giving a woman an unwanted compliment here, if they make a complaint.

>>71163873
you have to lube your onahole or you aren't getting anything done beyond looking at it, and yes, you do have to wash and dry it after every session unless you want to let your jizz ferment and give yourself a UTI

>>71163421
Can't people read? its not a 3d studio. they still have to go to japan for 3d stuff

im gonna do it. I'm gonna break my note taking habit. I'm not writing down that Gura appearance, it's not getting noted

>>71163845
Did you lose your girlfriend or sister to a black guy? He just mentions the color, and you’re getting PTS. Are you from some third-world country using McDonald's wifi to get on the internet? You’re obviously not from any first world country that has contact with America, or you’d understand the point he was making.

Link to today's Gura?

>>71164899
that's what I thought and I really hope so, I got really anxious about the thought of Gura having to go to california, I would unironically worry about her safety more than ever before.

Dino

>>71164899
They will open a studio eventually. That will be part of this.

>>71164407
Wait, your cum clogs your drains?!?

>>71165151
A studio isn't cheap

>>71165097
Not to mention dangerous. Since all the information is public, people will just camp out in front of it waiting for her to get there to record. At least with the JP one, there are probably other entrances that the talent take. But the California one probably only has one.
And people already found it.
>>71162289
>>71162454
>>71163181

>>71164407
I've been washing my onahole in the sink for years...

>>71164764
That’s if they have a HR department, that’s if the sexpests are straight white males, and that’s if Gura has the courage to even say anything. They’re putting a lot of money into this and I can’t stress this enough Yagoo is retarded. Let’s not forget that the CEO of cash app was stabbed in California.

>>71165021
I'm a dateless kissless virgin from America that doesn't really have any experience with any of that...

Chumbies I'm concerned now

gura likes rap I would like her to sing more raps. she's pretty good at it.

Will there be any fembuds at Hololive 5th fes. Capture the Moment?

>>71165242
It helps hair stick together and cause clogs.

>>71165385
They should have done it in a smaller midwestern city, similar to the one I live near. Just kidding, I wouldn't want Gura or anyone from Cover to be around most parts around here.

I'd like to imagine Shion meeting Gura again and they're cunny collides

>>71165500
She likes a couple particular songs, but she doesn't like it in general. And that's good, because rap music and the culture surrounding it is almost entirely garbage made for the lowest common denominator.
Gura's voice is beautiful and blacks can't make melody. She deserves so much more than that gutter trash.

>>71165561
The midwest has some of the ugliest females you will ever have the displeasure of seeing.

>>71165731
I don't give a single shit about the culture I just like when gura sings rap songs she wants to sing and will never complain about it

>>71165397
The odds of them not having an HR department are extremely, extremely unlikely. And HR will absolutely side with woman>minority, especially when the company's interest is deeply tied to the woman's existence. HR is to keep the company happy, not the trained monkeys on staff.

>>71165541
You’re insane anon. Cum turns to crust, it doesn’t stay goo forever silly. You can put your cum in your bathroom sink. No one will know. It’s ok.

>>71165472
Don't be.
She's fine and so are you.

>>71165976
I really hope so

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>71165969
plumbers can tell when there's cum in your drains and they are judging you while they fix them

>>71165796
I think your taste is shit. Almost all rap songs are crass garbage about having sex and bragging about how much money they have. Is that what you like hearing Gura sing about? Having sex and flexing material wealth?

>>71165969
Idk, after I first started washing it down the sink I got bad clogs so I stopped and it hasn't happened since I stopped.

>>71165385
it's just for merch relax

>>71166065
No they can’t. Plumbers do not have the tools that would tell them if you cum in your bathroom sink or not. Stop trying to gaslight me.

>>71166119
Holy shit chumbie. How much cum were you pumping and dumping down your sink??

I'm simply in love with her.

>>71166171
Just like how dentists can tell when people have been sucking dick, plumbers can tell when you've been cumming in the sink. Sorry anon.

>>71165500
I am the fish all up in her kidneys.

>>71166171
nta but have you ever cleaned your own shower drain

>>71166341

>>71166341
how can they tell? I eat my own cum would they think I'm sucking my own dick or would they not be able to tell

>>71166387
bruising at the back of the throat btw not even a joke

>>71166366
No? Do people find their cum in the drain when they clean it?

>>71166297
I was probably averaging 3 gooms a day. I never measured the amount I usually goom it seems to vary randomly.

>>71166429
That actually makes sense. I'll believe it.

>>71166429
my throat has no bruises. phew, I'm safe

Such strange but interesting conversations.

>>71166510
I can help you fix that chumbie. :3

>>71165151
Probably but not going to happen anytime soon

>>71165794
There are cute girls just about everywhere anon, though none are as cute as Gura.

>>71166415
sucking dick usually leads to specific types of bruising/redness in the back of the throat for a few days and dentists can see that.

>>71166453
We’re gonna need a bigger sink…

>>71166709
Is this about the sperm digging into the flesh and dying there? I'm pretty sure, we had this discussion before

*chops your dick off*

>>71165359
Ame set up an amateur studio in her garage with toothpicks and bubblegum and a few thousand dollars for mocap suits.
Cover spent a million dollars on this new office, or at least, that's the amount of capital it opened with. If they want to set up a small studio, they could probably do that very easily depending on the layout of the building and how much floorspace they have.

>>71165949
>Mel, Lamy, Coco

>>71166867
what the fuck
no just bruising from literal physical impacts

>>71166529
This is my home. There are many places like it, but this one is mine. I take care of the chumbies, feisty as they may be. They mean no harm. I take care of the chumbies. Feed them. Fuck them. I love the chumbies.

>>71166867
no, it's from a foreign object being inserted and/or thrusted into the mouth repeatedly and causing irritation and redness from intense physical contact.

>>71167070
the solution to that seems pretty obvious. I think you have sucking dick and sucking dick ROUGHLY conflated

>>71166897
This is America we already have studios and more than a few are for sale. No need for Cover to buy or build a new one not that they’d be able to. Also, Mori is the face of EN for Holofes. Like I said cover tries to push Gura to the back while the investors want her front and center

>>71166867
my sperm have a thriving community in gura's throat

Goob gets to tap this

>Already been 1 fucking month again since the last public stream
kek, you shrimps will never ever learn

>>71167459
Nor do you.

>>71167459
It's not my fault that every other female on this planet is vastly inferior to Gura.

>>71167459
You do know its because fes is coming up soon right, and that other members like Ame have been absent for a similar amount of time?

>>71167581
based and same

>>71167648
Oyasame

>>71167648
Based sleep poster

>>71167648
sleep tight buddy

>>71167643
"muh fes" excuse doesn't work when the vast majority of Holo members who will also be apart of it are streaming just fine, and Ame at least made member posts about why she isin't streaming recently. Gura has, as per usual, gone completely silent and can't even take 10 seconds to communicate the bare minimum over Twitter or a community post

>>71167176
No. It's about the repeated movements against the very soft tissue in the back of the throat and the soft pallet.
It doesn't take very much physical effort to bruise those parts of your throat and mouth. Even light dick sucking would cause it. Women get sore throats a lot, anon. There's a reason.

>>71167648
goob morning

>>71163530
yes. lube doesn't help. uncircumsized so it mostly takes care of itself in short bursts. But what am I supposed to do? When there is someone as beautiful, cute and sexy and wonderful as Gura, it's not like i can avoid fapping. And she need my energy. Life is pain, but i'll do what i need to.

>>71167192
I don't think you even know what a studio is, anon. You could fit two of Cover's old studio in this new office. All it takes is setting up a single room with a large white background, recording equipment, and computers. Cover has more than enough money to make whatever the fuck they want, retard.

the mustard I bought doesn't stick to the chicken tenders it just gets shoved around. how am I to eat it.

>>71167866
Cute bum

MY wife

>>71167955
What kind of mustard did you get?

Nice
Cover is finally making a branch in the US
Now goob doesn't have to fuck off for a month everytime she needs to go to japan

>>71168032
great value stone ground. I guess all the little bits dont like sticking to things

>>71168044
if you actually read things, they dont have a 3d studio in NA

>>71168044
You're retarded. Now she'll just fuck off for a month because she has to go to California instead.

>>71167945
Studios are for places that help you study or “get in the zone”.

i fuckin miss my wife

>>71168044
It's just shipping and logistics

>>71165935
>*Le touché*

>>71167742
So gray I want to puke...

>>71168057
I think I know the one you mean. You just gotta use a more "scooping" motion.
You know what I really like with my tendies while we're on the topic? Honey dill.

>>71168073
I'm sure they can rent one near by...
Haha...

>>71167955
Pour the mustard onto the tenders.

>>71168356
I got a little tiny spoon and spooned the mustard and took a bite of tendie with it

>>71168326
nta, but the member's post doesn't mean much because she hasn't been in Japan for the past month. She just got there. So even if she was anxious, it was almost a month away, and she hasn't liked a single thing on twitter since the 22nd.
That means she hasn't been doing anything related to hololive this whole time and there's no reason she couldn't have just talked to us in an hour long stream before she left like all the other members did to their fans.

>>71168484
>That means she hasn't been doing anything related to hololive this whole time
You kinda lost me here

>>71167648
sharkdreams

Dammit now I need to go to my usual gas station and pick up 12 tendies when I wake up later.

>>71168569
whenever Gura does anything hololive related, be it streams, meetings, planning, or just talking with the other members, that's when she logs into her twitter account and likes things. But on her break days, she doesn't ever log into anything hololive including her twitter and even her hololive discord. She's talked about that in the past how she likes to completely forget about hololive on her days off.

>people like to take my words and twist them

>>71168709
foreigners*

>>71168484
>she hasn't been in Japan for the past month. She just got there.
Proof?

don't care
too many walls of text itt
luv me Goob

>>71168682
>whenever Gura does anything hololive related, be it streams, meetings, planning, or just talking with the other members, that's when she logs into her twitter account and likes things.
>>71158906 Did she like things when she recorded this anon? Seems Hololive related.

>>71168813
Yeah however you likely don't love her as much as I do.

I'm glad cover took my feedback seriously. I have been complaining about the lack of Gura streams because she always has to prepare stuff in Japan. Now that there is one in EN, can we expect more frequent streams?

>>71165385
>>71166155
>>71167192
>>71168073
>>71168091
>>71168171
>>71168365
>it's just for merch
It's a really nice building.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fADPERffLVw

>>71168743
Kiara and Mori both said that the EN members would go to Japan over the weekend. So she just got there. Kiara said that Cover isn't letting any of them stream because they want them to rest.

>>71169376
also, JPniki are talking about us.

>>71167945
>>71167945
>Lower class pleb living in a shit hole
Cover could get bought out by a star sports ball player. First world countries play with bigger numbers. We also play by different rules, so no they wouldn’t be able to build a studio in America.

>>71169519
>anyway

Did you feed your dino Guras nice and properly?

>>71169602
I fed my dino gura belly rubs

>>71169602
A meal for every dino

>>71169519
retard
>>71169376

>>71169376
>building that would appear in a movie
>doctor strange's office
Are these type of office building that foreign to JP?

>>71169432
That could just mean that all of myth wouldn't be there until then, Gura could be there earlier.
She's already recorded a message for fes. Did they send her straight to the recording booth as soon as she arrived?

>>71169602
comfy...

>>71169331

>>71169602
Is that one guy wearing a blond wig?

>>71169700
To be fair, the building is over 100 years old, and most modern construction companies don't bother adorning the insides of their buildings with fancy wood working anymore. Looking at the inside of that building. It looks like something you can see a lot of in places like New York. Most modern office buildings are just bare bones drywall and maybe some glass in the main lobbies or something.

>>71169602
>custard cream apple pie
looks like meat, eggs, potato and vanilla ice cream

>>71169701
>recording booth
Gura records her audio content and voice lines from home, dumbbud.

>>71169931
anon... the apple pie is in the red bag.
The thing you think looks like ice cream is probably potatoes...

>>71169938
>Gura records her audio content and voice lines from home, dumbbud.
Gura has a travel mic specifically for recording things in JP. That audio was also clearly not her home setup.

>>71170024
I don't think anyone is qualified to say what that audio was other than completely buttfucked, I don't wanna hear anything about a water heater or lack thereof

>>71170024
The travel mic was so that she could stream for us while she was in Japan. You probably don't remember, but she used to do that, at least during her first time there, and she said she'd do it a lot more for future trips, but then never did.
Gura isn't recording voice lines from a hotel room while she's in Japan, dummy. And if Cover needs her to record something while she's there, she'd go down to the studio and record with professional equipment and mixers.

>>71169376
Silly foreigners they almost seem like people. But seriously this is a huge waste of money. They weren’t even prepared to staff the new studio they spent a year building but they think they’ll find competent staff for a different continent. Then there’s the fact that most of EN is trying to move to, or already in Japan. And even if they aren’t moving only 4 are actually in America if even that. This won’t help Gura in the slightest it might even give her more work to do
Well despite my criticisms every other country is objectively worse, so if you’re going to waste money on a pointless venture America is still your best bet. Really should’ve chose Texas, Virginia or Florida though to be with the other startups.

What the chumbies doin'?
I keep thinking about picking up my guitar again. She's just sitting there in the corner coated in dust... And my broken amp is still under my desk.
I should get back to it, I was never a great guitar player, but I had a lot of fun with it.

one of these days i will get my account with my 3 years on it back...

>>71169668
What the fuck does that have to do with my post retard? That’s a building that already exists and they are renting the space. Some of you are dumber than Gura and since you can’t rely on being cute you’ll probably die hungry

>>71170019
oh... that makes more sense.

>>71170187
What do you get out of lying?

>>71170253
I'm watching Ragna Crimson and I think it's trying to tell me something...

>>71170253
Playing helldivers 2 and catching up on manga

>>71170187
The travel mic is a smaller version of her own mic to use at the cover studio so her voice wouldn't sound different.

It's kinda funny, I saw the news and realized that even though this isn't a 3D studio it's finally one step towards it happening which means US holos won't need to travel across the globe to do 3D anymore. But instead everyone's doomposting about how Cover is going to be woke now.
What the fuck is wrong with people.

>>71170271
I know you're an idiot and you're having trouble following along, but it's really not that hard.
Cover bought the largest space in the building. They can build a new studio in there for a few tens of thousands of dollars. All they'd need is equipment, backdrop, and sound proofing. And a few engineers. They have the space. They have the money. They wouldn't have bought such a large office if all they were doing was planning for it to be a place they can coordinate merch logistics out of.
You literally don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

>>71170510
woke things seem to be dying, so I'm less concerned about that, what I am concerned about is that Gura has to go to a shithole like california.

>>71170253
I've been addicted to kenshi again

>both /here/ and /hlgg/ are burning down over this Cover NA branch shit
I guess it's time for bed anyways

>>71170253
Gonna exercise while watching some anime but I don't know what to watch yet

>>71170477
Cover has recording booths and the professional kind of setup that you see record labels have with the room sized mixers.
She doesn't record audio at Cover's studio with a home mic that costs a few thousand dollars. Their audio equipment is probably hundreds of thousands of dollars or more. She would be using that.

California really is that much of a nightmare huh? But you should be able to trust her to stay out of trouble, she has a knack for it.

>>71170510
>not wanting EN to go to Japan
>wanting the Japanese influence to disappear from holo EN culture
>wanting all of EN's projects to be directed by Californians instead of the Japanese project leads.
>wanting the ENs to only have access to a shitty facsimile of the $25 million studio and have a fraction of the budget and staff to go towards their 3D appearances
>wanting Gura to have to travel to LA and interact with all the faggots and sexpests there instead of the Japanese, who're at least polite to her.
You aren't a fan of Gura or hololive. Just fucking leave.

>>71170253
I am playing rainbow six

>>71170946
I know that what you're typing is your honest opinion, but the fact that those thoughts are what came to your head is indicative of a personality that will complain about literally fucking anything

>>71170946
Yes anon because all of that will surely happen. It's much better to have Gura keep needing to go to Japan every other week after all, causing her to be exhausted all the time and leading to even less streams than the usual.

>>71171134
You're real fucking dumb if you thihnk that's his honest opinion.

Take a breather, dorks.

I hit three years of membership but I don't really feel excited about it. I miss how things were.

>>71171134
>>71171181
You're right, anon. At least we'll get new pictures of her as people go there and camp out the location like deranged stalkers on the days they know the girls will be there to record. She'll be so much safer going here instead of Japan since all her fans will be there to protect her.
>>71165385
>>71169376

>>71163516
SNIFFFFF

I farted so hard my butt go itchy

>>71171339
As we all are aware, Cover bought that building in name only. They're actually leaving it open for any hobo who wants to break into it and live in there, while also treating them as employees, and to make sure every hobo finds a place they won't have any security. Oh and even though it's not a 3D studio they'll do 3D there as well because why not.

>>71171541
chumbie I think you just shit yourself...

>>71171583
I think you are right

>>71170705
thank you for once again confirming that you do not watch streams

>>71171562
imagine the smell of Gura's feet hnnnng

>>71169376
That's just a normal American building.

>>71171290
She's mushy gushy and trying her best for us while telling us that she's not truly okay and also said she's going to take things slow.
It's rough not just for you, but for her. Stay with her.

Because of LA's non-enforced (and sometimes non-existent) homeless regulations, we can all just go to the new office and set up a tent. If we say we're homeless, on drugs, and convicted sex offenders, the police will probably help us set up the tents themselves.
Then we just wait for Gura to arrive and bada bing bada boom, everyone gets to smell her shoes or whatever the fuck crazy stalkers want to do. I sure am glad LA is so safe.

Just saw Gura at Tokyo Station

>>71171290
kinda sucks, yeah

>>71171759
Proof?

Kiara is now in Japan. She said she would take care of Gura.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1767434856102088791
But we aren't going to be getting any streams from them.

>>71170253
The input/output jacks on both my amp and guitar are broke and I'm not sure how to fix it myself.

>>71172009
Kiara is with Nerissa right now.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1767452224651985249

I can't wait to see Gura perform her new original song on stage for the first time. Oh wait. She doesn't have any new original music to perform. Just the collab song. For the second year in a row...

>>71172320
>Nerissa
The more I see of her the less I like her.

>>71172320
Kiara attentionwhoring and lesbo baiting began sooner than i expected, almost a Kiara record

I would do whatever it takes to see her happy...

>>71172442
I'm not really a fan of her either. Maybe its the kfp genes

This isn't global

>>71172557
how horrifying

>>71172442
>>71172447
Kiara is definitely going to introduce Nerissa to Gura.
But maybe she'll like her. I'm sure they have at least something in common...
https://youtu.be/jzr_O_Q2jxA?t=168

I'm pretty hyped for fes. Gura's song choice is always on point.

So are we watching fes at the usual place?

>>71173018
Only if you have no interest in supporting Gura, yeah.

>>71172320
>going to an onsen
Well I guess Gura can't go because she brought me, her boyfriend, with her to Japan and doesn't want to me to feel left out.

>>71173018
Where is that chumbie? This year I would like to do a crime with you. :3

>>71173018
which usual place everyone who says it has a different place in mind

>>71173038
I've been supportive of this girl for many years. I'm a member and that should be enough as far monetary support goes. I don't like just throwing money at her like she's some stripper.

>>71173252
Your legs will never work.

>>71172798
What a small world. Gura should show her *those* videos, but maybe she already knows.

>>71173252
Stop it, lets not do this falseflagging thing!

>>71173252
Imagine not even paying for your wife's concert...

>>71173392
It's not her concert. It's a Hololive concert that has her in it for like 7 minutes.

>>71173375
I even screwed up my (You)

>>71173421
nta, but that's what an idol concert is, anon. Her idol group is performing and you're not even going to support her idol dream. Some fan you are.

>>71173476
If they want me to pay, they have to give me what I want, and an idol concert isn't it.

>>71173358
I'm sure she has a lot of stories about that stuff. It's a shame she can't talk about it. I can see her getting embarrassed while talking about it in a really cute way.

>>71173209
Well it involves Miko

>>71172009
We know they will not be streaming in Japan because cover told them not to stream and rest up because of all the fest work coming up and other projects. Watch streams and you would all know this. Gura works harder than all the other Girls because Gura is the face of EN so she does not get to stream that much because of the other work and meetings they are having her do all the time. I'm tired of you guys having a fit over it. You know better than to act like kids or your mom left you at the store at 3 because she did not want you. Enjoy Gura's streams when she can stream for us. She is doing this for us so be thankful she cares so much for us to keep doing this work for us.

>>71173525
Well that's what Gura wants. So it sounds like you just don't give a shit about supporting her even though she's worked really hard and even went to Japan.

>>71173606
Correct. I'll support her monetarily when she does what I want and will cheer her on without giving her money when she doesn't.

>>71163134
I need to sexually bully and ryona this rabbit hole T u T

>>71173587
Someone meds and sleep.

The real reason I don't pay for these events is because it's too complicated and I'm super paranoid that I might give out too much information

>>71173587
>We know they will not be streaming in Japan because cover told them not to stream and rest up because of all the fest work coming up
The fes work has been done for weeks, if not months. They're there either for the MC segments, kayfabe, or to record for future events. Or all of the above. Gura does not work harder than the others. She puts out less music, less projects, and streams less than all the other girls in EN.
If Gura cared about us, she would talk to us. But she hasn't even liked any fan art since the 22nd. And she just arrived in Japan, so she's been doing nothing this past month.
She knows how painful the five months she was gone were for us. She even thanked us for being patient and waiting for her. But then she turns around and disappears again. It's heartless.

That was cool and all.
Hopefully its comfier in the morning.

>>71173630
That's fine, but just know that you're not a fan of her and you don't support her.

>>71173800
Nope, I'm a fan, you're a shitposter.

>>71173630
>>71173800
>>71173837
I support my wife in sickness and in health

>>71173762
I can not tell you how I know this but she landed in Japan last week on Wednesday.

>>71173757
The real reason you don't pay for these events is because you're a poorfag who doesn't support Gura.
>>71173837
Nope. I bought virtual tickets. I'll be cheering her on in the JP chat. You won't be in any chat and you won't be able to cheer for her because you'll be pirating her concert, probably one of the greatest insults you can do to an idol.
Imagine not being there for her after she's worked so hard for us. It's laughable that you still think you're her fan.

>>71173892
if only she reciprocated

I see there are people that are still so weak as to allow the cycle to consume them and fall back into despair and doubt, even after all of this time. Embarrassing.
The cycle has lost all meaning to me now, and all that remains is the love for my daughterwife, for whome I will wait an eternity if I must.
I know now that no amount of time waiting could ever ruin those moments when she smiles and laughs with us or sings for us or goes on her adorable little tangents. Those moments are simply priceless.

>>71173952
Not him, but it's been six days since things changed, so that is probably true.

does anyone have screencaps of gura's stuff from this? >>71173100

>>71174099
I got my asmr so I'm pretty happy

>>71173781
Why is Ame's hand surprised that a hemi-heart popped out of dino gura's lower abdomen when she rubbed that area?

Would you let Gura use this little hand to turn you into a human puppet? It couldn't hurt that bad, right?

>>71174204
I pressed RT to hold this hand

>>71174204
I have fissures...

>>71173952
>>71174109
what happened?

goob night chumbies

>>71174328
oyasame

>>71173988
>The real reason you don't pay for these events is because you're a poorfag who doesn't support Gura.
I'm not rich, but I do have $70 000 in my bank right now, I worked hard for that. I'm just paranoid.
I also just don't feel the need to be a "paypig" to support her, I just love her, man.

>>71174275
You can't say no to this, can you?

>>71174307
nothing, they're just setting up their cuckposting

>>71174328
sharkdreams

>>71174400
Would ruin

>>71174363
>I'm just paranoid.
Have you never bought anything online before?
You literally just make an account and enter your credit card info to buy a ticket. It doesn't ask you for anything personal other than your cc info for the purchase.

>>71174307
>>71174392
It's not about what is happening. It's about what isn't happening. Six days.

>>71174511
Did they make fun of you too much at your usual hangout again? Is that why you're here?

>>71174511
You should try reading or watching the News from time to time and you would know what is going on

>>71174363
paying for a concert that she's a part of that she's been working for all year isn't being a paypig. You don't even need to pay for the days she isn't performing. They let you buy individual concerts and she's in two of the four and they're all like 3 hours long. It's like $80 for 6 hours worth of music that everyone worked really hard for. It's worth the admission.
And Gura worked through whatever personal issues she had these past 6 months so that she could come back and be in holofes for us.

>>71174472
I have. I've made a paypal account just so I could be a member to her.
Also I don't have a credit card, but a debit card.

Bushiroad?
More like... Bushipucci

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>>71174765
Most websites that accept credit cards also accept debit cards, anon. In fact, you should've been able to use your debit card to pay for your membership.

>>71174765
Imagine having $70k in savings, but zero credit. It sucks that your parents never taught you how to be a functioning adult.

>>71174666
I'll give her a big superchat sometime soon. Will that satisfy (You)?

>>71175067
You shouldn't be doing it for me. You should be doing it for her. And ticket sales are more important because it shows Cover's sponsors that hololive is big and worth sponsoring. That in turn leads to more opportunity for Gura.

>>71175067
she'll only get 30% of that, buy 100 voice packs instead.

>>71174765
You should have bought google play gift cards and used those to pay for membership.

>>71175025
I actually have better credit than my parents.
Taking a loan to buy a car from a dealership and paying it off seemed to do my credit score good.

>>71175067
Write her a letter instead. She cares way more about those.

>>71175165

>>71175329
but you have no way of knowing that she gets your letter, what if management tossed it? I heard they censor your name too now.

>>71175329
She doesn't even read comments. I doubt she reads the letters. I'm sure she never read mine.

>>71175505
How can she read yours when you never sent one?

She actually does read your letters, she loves them. I hate that people pretend that she doesn't!
She need your stupid words.

>>71165794
Nerissa...

>>71175550
I've sent in two, actually.
The first one was in 2021 and was me thanking her for motivating me to do better and making me happy in general.
The second was last year when I told her how important she was to us and how much of a difference she's made in my life. I told her how every day is better with her. And I told her I missed her.

>>71163134
Why do they call it hololive? Because ever since she joined, Gura's life became hollow!

>>71175724
And her pucci became bucci!

>>71175724
just like my life without her

>>71174826
All roads lead to bushy pucci...

>>71175788
fuck off anti gura does not have hair

>>71175616
I think she used to read them. But she doesn't like thinking about us or hololive on her days off anymore and hasn't for a really long time.

>>71175854
You're right, she has one of these instead.

>>71175870
Anon... you don't even listen to her do you?

WIFEEEE

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHERE?

>>71176070
likes

>>71176070
twitter likes

>>71176039
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

WIFE WIFE WIFE

Kyute likes.

>>71176039
My WASD wife...

This is goom perms but like the other pictures sharkudon did recently gura.

>>71176095
>>71176098
Oh okay, I thought something looked different there.
She's alive, buds.

>>71175969
nta, but she says a lot of things. She doesn't read comments and I can't imagine her sitting down and actually spending time reading fan letters anymore. She won't even login to twitter to like fanart or spend 5 minutes making a tweet. You think she'd spend time reading fan mail?
She'd probably get bored of the same "I love you" and "you mean so much to me" in every letter because she doesn't reciprocate those feelings at all. Not to us. She most likely just lets them accumulate in the corner of some drawer somewhere and forgets about them. That is unless they aren't worth the space they take up to her and she just throws them out like junk mail instead.

>>71176182
>She won't even login to twitter to like fanart
she literally just did

>>71176153
>liked
She wants us to stare at fer flat chest

Gura makes my pee white and sticky TuT

>>71176232
It's like he's addicted to being BTFO I swear.

>>71176182
>She won't even login to twitter to like fanart
Anon...

Now I'm too anxious to go to sleep, what if she tweets, makes a members post or even posts a FRAME?!

wdsmbt

>>71176153
gura... there's cunnytoe in that image...

https://files.catbox.moe/0a6d0j.mp4
I wish I could be Ame... Please peg me Gura...

>>71176182
>She won't even login to twitter to like fanart
lmao

>>71176276
Idk what her expression is supposed to mean, I thought it was sleep deprivation at first, but she's pointing and # suggests anger

>>71176274
Just sleep when you have the chance, I know I should.

>>71176331
I believe she's crying while laughing at Ame.

>>71176182
>She won't even login to twitter to like fanart
holy kek

>>71176343
I'd just anxiously lie in bed, and if I miss anything I'll beat myself up over it.

Expect 30-60 minutes after likes for her to decide on what to write if she makes a tweet/post.

>>71176331
># suggests anger
actually it means laughing

>>71176389
Why? If she puts up a frame (unlikely before fes) it's going to be at a time ET viewers can catch it.

>>71176435
I missed the super early members stream because I was asleep, I WILL NOT LET THIS HAPPEN AGAIN

>>71176413
it does? oh, I guess I confused it with the anger symbol

>>71176389
We're in another Japan arc. Get used to being late for wife news because you might be sleeping because of the 12~ hour difference.

>>71176539
Finally my time has come

>>71176620
Where ya live, chumbie? I'm a vampire so these things sometimes workout.

ok I'll try to sleep, hope I don't miss anything.

>>71177088
*casts spell of comfy recovering sleep without fear of missing out on u*

>>71176854
I can read this without problem
>>71176276

>>71177088
sharkdreams

>>71177230
>Lolive
>Lolilive
I believe her dream of all of the girls having loli models will come true one day.

TWITTER LIKES??? HOLY SHIT WE ARE SO BAAAAAAAACK!!!!

Where was she these past three weeks?