/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

SEX WITH LITTLE GIRLS!

Thread death approaches

>>71162575
I was about to say

these khubie moans...

why is QBs model dancing i dont like it

>chose the wrong tile to wait on for my riichi chiitoitsu and lost my 3rd renchan as dealer
>would have tsumo'd or ron'd if I had kept the other tile
my flow... is gone

I think I might play jong today.

>>71163930
Don't

>cunny survived until thread death
good to know we don't have any snitches

>>71164012
It's too late.

>>71164013
/mjg/ could never

should I roll for Hannah on the JP server too, double Hannah...

>>71164013
We don't even have enough posters to fill two rooms at the same time, we can post cunny without worrying about snitches

>>71162738
How can one woman be so effortlessly lewd and autistic at the same time

>>71164013
>Confirmed no fags, uncool women, or people molested as children here
Proof of /jong/ superiority

>>71164105
we had two rooms at once a couple of days ago

I've sent friend requests to everyone here. Why haven't you accepted?

you don't even know my username

>>71164102
Follow your dick anon
Just know that if you get her you are obligated to get her skin too

>>71164228
Did I?

>>71164228
I mostly lurk here and watch streams, I join the /mjg/ rooms

>>71164298
I got her on my first 10 roll on the US server.. and 900 costume vouchers appeared in my account shortly after.

>>71164228

>>71164458
Why did you delete my request? Am I not good enough for you?

>>71164497
I didn't have any requests from a kana, you must just hate me

>>71164557
the only kana i have added hasn't been on in over a month

We used to have a famous Kana. He's a miko now.

I should join you guy's games evry once in a while
Ya'll seem more chill that /mjg/

>>71164967
>ya'll

>>71164967
every time they post a room here I blink and it's full

>>71164967
I'll dama you

Hi newbie jonger here, how do I play around someone tsumoing an aka dora + 2 ura twice in a row?

>>71165098
Don't be dealer when it happens. That's pretty much it.

>>71165098
call a kan to alter the flow

>>71165006
Shut it Panko, you speak funny too

>>71165098
at your level tile efficiency so that they don't have time to tsumo

Majsoul Friends Room 38941(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=38941
tired of waiting for someone to make a room

>>71164228
I'm still waiting for you

>>71165311
3/4

>>71165311
I'm too busy cumming...

>>71165450
What are you cumming to anon?

>>71165450
stop masturbating to qb she is not for sex

>>71165311
every time...

>>71165517
Cute boys.

>>71165556
make another room!

>>71165720
I refuse

>>71165708
Stop being gay

>>71165780
what if it's femanon

i had all the doras...

>>71165828
Femanons aren't real

>>71165780
It's not gay if they moan like girls

Bullying QB is fun.

Rate the dumpire.
Rate the mahjong tile gfe asmr
Rate the maze game that I cant spell
Rate the jong

>>71166000

>>71166713
Is she really GFE?

>>71166769
Naw but that's what she called that bit so it's what I went with.

>>71166713
Why is she briish?

>>71166769
No males on stream at least

>>71165037
I posted this

I hate the british.

>>71167147
QB is the exception, I'll genocide the UK and repopulate it with mine and QB's offspring.

>>71166912
Born there

>>71166713
Labyrinthine is what Google says for the game name.

>>71165311
well jonged

>>71165311
GG

>>71165311
wj
gonna go nini now

>>71165832
>>71165311
ggs
my hand was so big I couldnt even calculated and i was on a three way riichi for god knows how many turns

>>71167944
The tiles giveth, the tiles taketh

Jerked off to cunny. Goodnight, /jong/

Who we stalking this late? If no one then I will be forced to sleep...

>>71168019
No one is playing right now

>>71168019
queue up

>>71168115
I'm sorry stalker anon, if I play it would be on sanma, my flow is not good today.

>>71168008
nini cunny enjoyer

>>71168019
I'm playing mabi

>>71168249
Can we stalk this mabianon?

>>71168249
KHUBIE?

>>71168249
flute level?

>>71168115
Ill be playing in 10 minutes if you want to see me get third cause someone else deals in in S4

>>71168671
Finally

>>71168488
fuck the flute, train puppets and do nothing else

I didn't want a room anyway

>>71170302
Are you the tsundere anon that was talked about the other day?
Cute cute I want to headpat you

>>71170302
obviously, otherwise you would've posted one

>>71170302
are you the famous anon whos device is powered by a hamster wheel?

>>71170431
No thats QB

We have too many anons.
Speaking of which, why can't I see the IP number?

>>71170778
it's over

i want it so bad

>>71170844
Someone please steal this man flow, we can't allow this

>>71170888
>flow
el oh el i wish. kami tsumo'd on my closed chinitsu. no chance for the all green. The pain

>>71170778
>why can't I see the IP number?
skill issue

For all we know theres only one poster here...it could even be...(You)...

>>71171283
I am every poster in this thread.

>>71171307
then explain why I'm so schizophrenic

>>71171307
This explains why this thread is so...you know...

>>71171373
Explain, I'm slow brained and I don't get it

I can't play hanchan games because I end up needing to pee really bad during south 3...

>>71171588
Get a bottle

>>71171588
Play on the bathroom?
Mobile players keep on winning kek

>>71171283
I know there are other pedophiles besides me here and on /mjg/

>>71171588
just go pee when you riichi even if you dont feel like it

>>71171655
Am I one if I like Sora??

>>71168299
How would that even work?

>>71171690
I don't care about gay pedophiles

>>71170844
grats on 3 gates

>>71171872
thank you for reminding me of the time i lost my 1 away 9 gates to 1 han chun

Any friendlies rooms? I don't wanna keep getting 3rds :(

>>71172354
Then start getting 4ths

>>71172397
But I don't wanna demote

>>71172515
come home adeptchad

Fight off the bad spirits! Cunny BIIMUUU

My kokushi musou, denied by the guy having the 1s triplet...

>>71174247
Why does no one respect our yakuman hands. At least you placed 1st right?

should I make a room

>>71174788
what are we gonna do in the room? uwu

>>71174902
have sex with kids duh

you're not supposed to have sex with the 13 orphans

>>71174990

>still no room

>>71174990
oh
that explains a lot

Denpa, Kubi and Grimmi are jonging together tomorrow at 5PM EST!

>>71175136
wao that's pretty cool

fine, I'll bake
友人戦12476(四人南): https://game.mahjongsoul.com/?room=12476

>>71175397
2/4

I could go on my US account and also be hannah...

>>71175397
starting

Oh shit kawaii dropped a jong chuuba
https://www.youtube.com/live/GXt4oX41f8Y?si=OjtE1aUCIzDnRbPh
Live in 3 hours. Is she worth watching?

13 orphans, you say?

how do both of you have only 1 friendly match

>>71175660
I made this jp account today

why didn't you deal in with a haku

WJ! i feel dirty for 1han'ing the last round

>>71175397
wj
a furry can dream

next time I'll make a room on my US account so we can all be furries

>>71176283
god damn it, no wonder haku didn't come out

>>71176216
didn't wanna :)
WJ

still mad I dealed into a furry haneman, but your exact wait were the only two tiles I could discard without folding

this thread is too young to die!

>>71177614
I'll try to keep it alive while I'm at work but I won't have enough images! I may have to steal them from /mjg/ or the homeland

>comes back
>minecraft stream
I hate brown bricks

>>71178413
>blood type: A
wew I forgot that the japs still cared about that shit

>>71178870
Imagine not having a wife with compatible blood/organs

jong streem
https://youtu.be/GXt4oX41f8Y

Average /jong/ poster

Sex with little girls
Little girls with sex
The cycle cannot be broken

>>71180291
pregantado?!

>>71179443
look at this dood oh no no no

>>71180642
that's the most retarded thing I read whole week and I lurk /mjg/

>>71180642
this stream is inducing some serious laffin

>the neun tile
is she german?

of course tileman shows up to bully lmao

>>71179443
sex model

>>71179443
>300s timer
pain

>>71179443
>chuuren chance growing with each draw

Nevermind she didn't see it

>>71181319
yo this guy is a T E A C H E R

>>71183114
this is how people get hardstuck novice

>>71183114
>check amae
>Ex1
Hoping tileman gets to groom her, no jonger deserves an adept as a teacher.

alright lads I can't take this shit no more I'm going to bed

New euro thread to talk about qb
>>71184298

>>71162522
mahjong deez nuts

what if jong

I overslept linking this SEA while she was live
https://youtu.be/GXt4oX41f8Y

im gonna joooooooooooong

>>71181319
>>71183114
>>71183222
Who even is this?

Learning about kabe

I woke up and thread is still alive, what gives?

Good afternoon /jong/ bros

I want to be and not be a nyagger simultaneously.

>>71196753
Change nothing about your playstyle and pick a different character

>>71196821
But I hate the hag character…

Room?
?
?
?
!

>>71197196
invest in jade

>>71197233

>>71197419
Sorry I don't speak asian...

I'll make a room after I shower

>>71197852
Do you need anyone to wash your back :3c

>>71197929
No my arms are long enough

>>71198604
do you need me to wash your colon?

Majsoul Friends Room 43954(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=43954

>>71198932
3/4

>>71199030
>>71198932
starting

>>71198932
Hate this time I'm always too slow to get in.

>>71199164
pro tip: you'll always be in if you make the room

>>71199164
whats your friend code

switching to the furry skin gave me negative flow

>furry might get shadow realmed on east 2

i dont really like my hag ex wifes emotes

deal
in

>>71200037
wao it worked!

>>71200094
sexy furry siren made me do it...

>hag holding three "people" hostage and making them watch her play mahjong

>didn't kill the furry with a direct hit

Sorry, I was furiten

nyagger always brings me good flow

It's time for Riichi City

>>71201102
wrong

>>71201102
I haven't even bothered to login since the event started since it wanted me to redownload the game instead of just patching like anything else

hell wait 7m
cmon

>>71201963
outplayed

are you guys even trying?

I was almost going to discard 2p too

>>71202360
I am simply not lucky enough

You guys having fun jonging while I had to dig holes and fill flower pots for two hours.
I cast a curse on all of you.

>>71203247
you can think about WWYD while you dig, working is no excuse for lack of training

>>71203247
Praying you tsumo nice weather next time you go gardening

>>71203506
I'm only gardening now because there is terrible weather coming through the next few days
Global warming was a mistake and now my plants have to suffer for it

>>71203742
have you considered standing outside and fanning them?

MAHJONG WITH THE GIRLS @grimmivt @khubie POSITIVE MAHJONG VIBES
https://www.twitch.tv/denpafish

>>71203816
Do you expect me to hold an umbrella for them while it's raining too?

>>71203881
its the only moral thing to do

nooooo

>>71203834
didn't know Grimmi was a jonger

deal
in
please

I will not deal in, wj

>>71198932
Finally, a good game

>>71204121
all must jong
i thought grimmi was stupposed to be kill

WJ

my 9 gates...to dust...

>>71204332
she changed her mind not even a week after she announced that

>>71204385
9 gates isn't real anyway

wj

>>71204332
She graduated her graduation.

I don't have my khubie images saved on my tablet nyoooooooooroooooo

>>71204332
she ungraduated with some suspicious timing

>>71204412
Iori got it on stream in 3p i was in the room :3

WJ

>>71204332
She 180ed right after the announcement. Speculation said Niji given the two announcements were right before and after the dragon situation. If so it does make you question her common since being willing to put out the announcement before that.

>>71204024
I want my ryanpeikou, go back and deal in

>>71204506
shan'tma doesn't count

>>71201440
I'm doing that 100 day log in thing... again

test

why did /pcg/ get swept

Jannys are retards...

When will Hololive play mahjong again?

>QB got to jong with grimmi so quickly
how the living fuck did she do that

>>71205161
bong privilege

>>71205161
By not waiting a year to respond to DMs.

>Grimmi confused by the concept of guns being illegal
based

>>71204811
pekora please jong with the elf again

>grimmi is a furry

>>71205468

>>71205468
she's kinda cool i guess

>>71205161
Denpa knows Grimmi and invited QB to join them

>>71204558
>reviewing log
when did you think you had ryanpeikou?

>36 minutes
>still not jonging

>>71205677
Watch denpatits

>>71205667
no idea, someone already discarded a 6p before I had hatsu, so there was only one left..

>>71205629
>Inviting smaller channel to join you
uhhhh I thought the smaller chuuba had to ask the larger chuuba wtf

>talking about nickacado instead of playing jong

>>71205788
it helps if you're a nice person that other chuubas want to collab with

>>71205847
>influx of /asp/ies claiming "they're nice guys but never get invited"

>>71205820
This is what happens when zatsu tubers collab

>>71205761
this >>71204024 would not be ryanpeikou if complete. An iipeikou is one double second of the same suit, 112233m. Ryanpeikou is two iipeikous, two differing double sequences of the same suit. if you had a 112233m556677pGG hand, that would be ryanpeikou.

>>71205964
oh, lame

>>71205820
I'm just surprised they aren't talking about something more cursed

>>71206058
It's extremely rare for a reason. It basically resembles 7 pairs in most cases (exception being if you have 4 of a tile for the pair, in which case it wouldn't be 7 pairs).

>east only
trash

>spent $80
>didn't buy the skin

>>71206306
she rolled when Hannah came out

damn hannahs got a fat rack

I don't think I'm going to be able to watch this jong gameplay, at least it'll be nice background noise

>dealing into easy ai

>>71205959
3 yappers in a room

tell me about the furry why is he either 1st with insane flow or 4th with 5000 points

>>71208227
some people dont know when to fold

>>71208227
he has poor push fold judgement so he ends up either winning big or losing big. well and good for east but in south its the deranking speedrun meta

>>71208227
he doesn't fold so when he's playing against other people who don't fold it's going to be very high variance

>>71208329
>he has poor push fold judgement
i know when to fold, it's just more fun not to

>>71208530
fair enough, i just wouldnt waste your time playing hanchans

>>71208603
It's all a waste of time anyway

>>71208807
Aint that the truth brother

me ponning you with a no yaku wait is not a waste of time

>>71209300
That sounds hot

I don't fold, our fate is predestinated from the moment we were born, no one can change our fate.
That's also why flow doesn't exist, we just use the concepts of flow and luck to feel that we could have done better if a metaphysical force wasn't against us.

>>71209729
fate is the basis of flow; the form from which it is cast. flow is merely a facet of fate. to deny flow is to deny fate itself.

>>71209729
get ronned get ronned get ronned

>>71209887
I don't want to cummmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>71209729
>t

>>71209881
Then I shall fight fate and break these shackles that are holding me down!

>>71210121
good. may your fire burn bright as you forge your own path

>>71210121
Chuuni anon take your meds

All my tiles pass

discuss.

>>71210586
8s

>>71210586
2p

>>71210586
Discard tileman and never watch or engage with him again

>>71210586
Do you have a bakyou on that?

Bakyou?

A bakyou. I need a bakyou.

Sorry, I mean I need a bakyou that explicitly gives context to your wwyd. This is just detrimental to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from just your hand. Any additional comments to make MUST be a subset of the information from the bakyou you've provided.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a Saint account?

A Saint account? In Mahjong Soul?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how high your rank is in Tenhou. Shill clients don't count.

Shill clients don't count.

SHILL. CLIENTS. DO. NOT. COUNT

You still haven't provided me a valid bakyou yet.

Nope, still haven't.

I just looked through all 308 pages of your history, figures I'm debating a kekspert. A moron.

>>71210586
2p. leaving us open for a 3m draw to tempai and discarding the 8s for 147m wait. also leaves us open for the shampon on 5s and 9s if a 7s is drawnand the 2m is discarded. if a 6s is drawn, then discard 2m and hope for a 5s or 7s.

>>71210807
Imagine being this assmad

My strategy is: pon! pon! pon! chii! ron! open tanyao! one han!

>>71210586
2 answers seem perfectly fine. Can't wait to see how one is more "correct" than the other. lol.

>>71210586
2p, slightly worse ukire, slightly better average tenpai? 8s can't be that much worse and I wouldn't have time to math it out during a game where I would have to watch opponents discards so I'm not going to do it for a WWYD

>>71212251
>ukire

>>71212361

>>71210807
make this your ritualpost; I like it

I love the denpa/qb yap sessions

>>71212737
they talk about really random subjects i like it

>>71210586
2p is the right option but I'd discard 8s to commit to my sanankou chance

>>71210586
6m, this is clearly a toitoi sanshoku hand

>>71212139
it'll be 8s is more correct because we can see 3 9s or 2p is more correct because the 8s is connected to the 9s ankou, I don't think it really matters which one you choose as long as you're aware of the tradeoffs of each

>>71210586
9s

>>71213512
this, I'm still in bronze but I have been taught to always go for tanyao

>>71213489
>don't think it really matters
The answer is either the one correct answer or it's wrong. You wouldn't want to be wrong, would you anon?

>>71213512
based tanyao chad

the flow dictates my discards

>>71213636
I don't care about the answer, I care about the process and unless there's some pattern I'm missing on this one both have reasonable justifications in the context of a WWYD, unlike the previous WWYDs.
I will be mad if it's just a straight EV calculation justification that a player wouldn't be able to do during play

>>71210586
>twitter thinks it's 2p
I'm now all in on 8s, 3 more tiles to get into tenpai

2p is a deal in, that's my exact wait

Toimen decided to push 4m and then ragequit after getting double ronned... they're Master 1 playing in gold too...

>>71214535
rough that it was a double ron since shimo's discards make it look like he was folding, but I don't know why he was pushing against you

>>71214981
scrub here, what makes shimo's discards look less suspect than the poster's?

>>71212104
pon pon kan chii
whats that sticky thing on me

>>71214535 (me)
okay looking at it again I guess they thought I was going for honitsu with pinzu and decided to greed for tenpai because they're dealer... I guess it makes sense even if I wouldn't make that play

>>71215221
the last dangerous looking discard he made against the open mangan was 1s and if that was right after the 4s pon even it was suji everything after that has been genbutsu or suji

I wanna throw it at a wall.

>>71215733
oh, that post was talking about toimen folding, I see now

bread?

>>71216652
no more bread

>>71216652
no more /jong/, it's time to die

>>71216737
excellent

Thread death approaches

Since you anons are here. Jong???
2/4

Majsoul Friends Room 81291(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=81291

>>71216891
Started!

here's your bread
>>71217220
>>71217220

>>71217245
thanks