/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Sex with a fembud.

Why other ggg got deleted? I saw another one

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

FES WIFE SOON

>>71121781
How can people be happy with her in Fes? Sure, not angry but doesn't seeing her remind the fans of all the ghosting from dec 2022-march 2024?

>>71121827
Really easily. Try not being pathetic.

>>71122001
Have fun with fes ATM-bud

Gura married her dad, confirmed by Gura herself: https://youtu.be/DXJfqW5lB74?t=8829

Gura cute Gura cute!

Will there be any fembuds at Hololive 5th fes. Capture the Moment?

Gurass

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

Remember this: https://youtu.be/DXJfqW5lB74?t=6155[Embed]
Gura said she had eggshaped maracas, "You can put them in places", how many times has she insinuated she is into buttstuff? She even showed us her buttplug in "Girls Talk"

>>71122783
retard

where the fuck is the IP counter

https://youtu.be/DXJfqW5lB74?t=10337

Gura blitzed, loool, even the game went to far down the rabbithole :D

>>71122700
>>71122761
fuck off anti

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>71123839
Can't make it easy to tell when people are ban evading, that would be no fun.

My Gurandma.

>>71122783
Places does not necessarily include the butt.

>>71124107
Ok, tell us all what legitimate "places" one would specifically specify that the maracas was eggshaped and can be put places?

>>71120768
Yes, that was said I watched it. It makes me feel better that she is safe and has someone with her. That means all the other fake stuff was untrue to start with and Gura will be back to streaming soon.

https://litter.catbox.moe/3t12nl.png

T o T

>>71124688
Nipples and clit.

>>71124775
>https://litter.catbox.moe/3t12nl.png
Why would they need to be eggshaped for nipples and clit?

>>71124841
Why are you adding additional constraints? The requirements are places to put them. Those are places.

>>71122700
>>71122761

>>71124917
Because Gura specifically mentioned they where eggshaped, would be no need to mention it for those usecases, eggshaped + places, there is only one type of places that implies and that is that they are going INSIDE something, not dangling outside

>>71125043
The bellybutton

>>71125043
There's a multitude of places egg shaped things could be placed. It's the meme vibe shape.

where is she

>>71125205
In fact, being egg shaped implies they aren't going in the butt, as an egg shape could get trapped there. You'd need to make it not egg shaped or have a string or something to put it in the butt. I'm an expert in this subject.

>>71125219
Japan.

>>71125319
You don't have good control of your buttmuscles, sir

>>71125388
Please tell me about your ER visits to get things taken out of your butt.

>>71125504
That reminds me of a video i saw on liveleak; some dude rammed a lightbulb up his butt and it broke inside and blood came flushing out and he desperately tried to finger the shards out of his butt, then the video ended, i wonder what happened to that dude, good riddance lightbulb-cumbud

>>71125711
He's probably fine. Or not. I don't really care either way. Enjoy your mental scarring from viewing videos like that.

>>71125043
That little place in between your toe nail and toe after you take out an ingrown nail that attracts fuzz.

>>71125711
I miss LL & shownomercy :/

Next weekend will be fun.

Don't mind me, just practising for the weekend

>>71126421
why next weekend and not this weekend

Her voice was really frail during the last FES, i wonder if it was due to nerves having met alot of JP girls and everything else about being in JP, hopefully her voice is stronger this FES

>>71126586
He is german, they do the time and date counting a bit different over there in the third-world

>>71126586
Because I forgot it was monday.

Barb said on stream that he is traveling and won't be back until the end of March. That lines up perfectly with Gura. He'll be in Japan with her, lol. Hahahahaahaha

>>71126878
But Goob is hyper mega lesbo according to reputable sources, so they are not a couple, unless he is gay

>>71126878
Doesn't correlate with the length at which she's been gone herself so this useless info, stupid cripple.

I wonder if jannies think moderating ggg is more like babysitting...

>>71127079
>>71126934
He never even said that. It's just one retard trying to push this

>>71126878
What the fuck is a barb?

>>71127134
Naruhodo. So par for the course.

Will Hololive release any non ticket related Gura content during this FES? Is there an attenuary? I can't find any

>>71127134
No shit he's making things up. Even if his schizo theories were true, Gura's opsec autism would prevent anything like from being said publicly.

>>71127568
I dunno. It'd be cool to get another hologra.

>>71128227
I don't trust hologra to not be shit.

>>71124763
Lmao

FRESH SHARK JUICE?

>>71129091
Do you have proof otherwise? Did not think so. I bet gura is going to be back the end of the month and will come back strong for all of us.

>>71124008
samen

>>71125219
she's in safe hands my friend

Gura raped me...

>>71129861
Lucky.

>>71129861
lucky... I hope she chooses me next

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/116842752

>>71131755
very cute sark

>>71121565
Pube status?

Hewwo, I slept all day.

>>71131812
non-existent

my wife

Gosh our shitposters are so bad at this shitposting thing.
So anyway what are the chumbies up to tonight?

>>71132545
I'm very bored!!!

>>71132545
I'm sleep deprived, stressed, my body hurts and I have horrible withdrawal symptoms. but I made some meatballs, they were yummy.

>>71132545
I've been playing Unicorn Overlord, not wc3 cutoms.

>>71132545
I'll probably play more osrs.

Chances of seeing Gura at the clock lady's 3DBD?

>>71133378
Please timestamp if she is! Thank you for your service.

>>71133378
oh is that today?

>>71133087
>but I made some meatballs, they were yummy.
At least you found a way to find something good even though you're currently in a bad place. You're gonna make it.

>>71133772
Wednesday

Next stream soon?

>>71134238
yeah, any second now

>>71133378
Kronii doesnt have guests

Hot take: I believe that she genuinely appreciates us and our patience with her and that she's done nothing wrong. Please don't be so mean to her.

MY GURRITO'S HERE

>>71134788
feed it

>>71134759
When it comes to being an idol in Hololive she pretty much does everything wrong since late 2022

>>71132545
I'm at a McDonalds in Tokyo
It's 5am right now

>>71134759
lukewarm take: I also believe she means it and does appreciate us but also she's kind of being a dumbass, that it's been three weeks of nothing whatsoever since the members post and yet this somehow managing to be an improvement from before says alot

>>71134885
she's trying okay? I'm a lot stronger, more confident and healthier than her and I'm barely functional.

>>71121565
>>71121565
How does Gura have to be from there to have her way for us to be away.?
If we can not show us Her Gura show without her way can she power us with.?

She's trying her best, but maybe their best doesn't always look very good to everyone!

she will keep doing whatever she wants, including disappearing every other week
you and me will keep loving her
nothing will change
it's unironically abusive but no one cares
we are so back posting will never be a thing and only make you look like a toddler who hasn't learned object permanence

>>71135042

>>71134987
>barely streams anymore
>still only 1 released OG song in almost 4 years
>still no real 3Dlive

she is trying
trying to waste all of her possibilities and talent

>>71135112
only shitposters and actual braindead morons do "we are so back posting"

>>71135187
no, there are chumbuds who keep falling for it every cycle reset

>>71135187
>>71135240 (me)
I guess that's what you meant with braindead morons

>>71135240
The thing is that I always hope with every fiber of my being that it will actually be true this time.

I'll always side with her even when she's at her worst. How could I not?

Keep buying more merch if you want her back. I'm sure she will be back after you buy three more acrylics.

>>71135187
I do it jokingly because I know it annoys her antis

>>71134759
You’ll piss off the antis chumbie

I'm farting up a storm at home today.

>>71135768
Let me get a whiff Gura

>>71133526
who is that?

>>71135768
Based

>>71135112
she's extremely nervous and confused during her times in Japan (not to mention her medical needs and other problems)
and it would be an absolute disgrace it Cover still hasn't given her the ok for those projects yet and by "projects" I mean real projects not Kanauru trash

what you can deduct from this is Gura has been trying her best for hololive and the fans, this time it's different

>>71121565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgOJvUBydmA

When is the Gura cycle reset?

>>71135768
Yes now tell me about your farts in more detail.

what are the chances gura has been called a schizo in here? What are the chances (You) specifically called her a schizo?

>>71136663
25%

>>71136055
Underrated zone

>>71136663
Gura is the bushi pucci poster

>>71136663
0.1%
I rarely call people schizo, and I find it highly unlikely that Gura has been here in recent times, if at all.

I've touched myself to every single Gawr Gura stream

>>71136663
Go away Gura, (You) shouldn't be /here/! Schizo!

>>71136663
0% gura doesn't give a fuck. Maybe in 2021.

>>71135967
>2024
>2 years into the "gura ghosting timeline"
>he STILL believes she's just a tummy hort tragic princess instead of a millionaire who got tired of babysitting pedo manchildren
Grow up.

You will not give them anymore (You)s

>>71137275

>>71134788

>>71137275
You can't stop me!

>>71137275

>>71136663
100%, some chumtards thought the post was made by me / 100%, the /vt/sisters meme was too accurate

>>71137561
I wonder what the appeal of diapers is. I watched that episode of that gushing magical girls show where she pissed her diapers. Its an interesting fetish for sure.

>>71135112
Why don't you just straight up tell her that you're not okay with it more often?

>>71137656
am baby goo goo ga ga pee pee

>>71137669
I'm okay with with. I just dislike seeing all the we are so back posting by people who are probably leaving her for another FOTM cunny while she goes away.

>>71137444
I like this George. Want to start trading?

>>71137656
it depends on the person some like the humiliation some like the innocence

>>71137275
This reminds me of that one time Hiro removed (You)s and people had an absolute meltdown until he added them back.

A truly generous person, gives with no thought of getting anything, not even the street cred in return. Selfless. Gura's fans are amazing

>>71138322
some would call it gullible

I don't know how anyone could hate this dumb little girl.

>>71138322
but Gura is not a superchat monster like FWMC tho?

>>71138452
supportive, and most fans follow her or watch her completely for free, so they don't mind as long as she doesn't announce a graduation

>>71138612
I mean, they're selling smiles and 'love you' like its easy access fast food for the starving, so they're making bank on that obviously

>>71137541
I've read that post many times thinking it was some manager but imagining Gura wrote
>autistic ame
is somehow cracking me up after all these years

>>71138531
People manage to hate anything if they put their minds to it. Humans are weird

>>71123945
newfag, you've never held nor eaten a peach.

>>71138863
She's a bit unreliable from a fans' perspective, but beyond that she hasn't done anything bad. Unusual behavior is what I'd call it, but it has become normal for her. The new normal is probably what we're seeing.

>>71138812
>"Kiara sucks"
>Mumei and Gura actually share the same brain cell
c'mon you want it to be true, this is cute and hilarious

>>71125043
and she specifically stated that she likes to put them in places and "shika shika" ie: shake them around, so she obviously put them in her butt, and wiggled her butt around to make them shake and rattle, causing pleasant vibrations. And we all know she's a little butt wiggler, we've all seen her do it. She had maracas as in plural too, so two of them, one in her butt, and one in her vagina (unless she's preserving her hymen for me.) shika shika.

>>71138863
cuuute
rubrubrubrubrub

>>71139564
Anon, you're missing the obvious explanation, they are egg shaped, she loves to eat eggs, she stuffs one maraca in each cheek, she then shakes her head. We know Gura has pica, so she's definitely put them in her mouth before.

Personally I'm fine.

>>71139305
Bad behavior shouldn't be normalized. You can still support her, but her bad behavior should be addressed.

>>71137965
not today buddy

>>71139305
I want to spoil my daughterwife

>>71121687
She thinks two guys sharing a bed is weird so this is heresy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXJfqW5lB74&t=12331

>>71140758
If everyone avoids the counterfeit, doesn't that make it more valuable in a way?

>>71141063
That is not how it works

http://poal.me/lcftjg
I'm curious, this is not a shitpost.
I know we currently have none of that, its just a wha if idea l scenario

>>71141227
Just post your rarest Georges already and I might even post mine. You rascal.

>>71140931
On the same stream she shows her shrimps how she times the markets thus explaining her hundreds of billions bankrolling Cover and Yagoo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXJfqW5lB74&t=13248s

>>71137965
>>71141227
>>71141455
These Georges are all so smol...

>>71143220
Thus proof of rarity.

Hey guys did you know the IP count is removed from this board now?
That means you can samefag as much as you want
What does this mean for these threads? Only time will tell

>>71142173
I wasn't prepared, my volume was up too high and her scream on that timestamp startled me.
Look at her go with those numbers though! She's so cute...

>>71143273
How about this then?

>>71143754
I doubt it will change much. Shitposting will just be shitposting as usual.

>>71143754
I still dont know what that means

>>71143754
>>71143933
>>71144097
>>71144161
>>71144337
all me btw

>>71139971
She puts them in her mouth to lube them up. THEN she puts them in her bum. Imagine what they'd smell like covered in saliva and butt juice... God I love Gura's bum.

No horni

Gawr gura general?
More like GAY gura general

Gura says "drat" here and it is very cute
https://youtu.be/J4mM_rgkT4Q?t=7315

i feel too lonely to hornypost. any pro-tips on feeling less lonely?

>>71146063
No tips, I just kind of deal with it.
I can't be that lonely though since people keep bothering me.

>>71146063
Watch Gura streams
wait-

I just took a big shit

>>71146331
god what i'd do to be bothered right now, by fucking anyone lol. lost count of the years kek.

>>71146420
Yeah i watching monnie hunty. meat spin. just letting her doofus face and cute voice calm my heart a little.

>>71140931
gura used to play video games...

>>71146623
Now describe it.

Wish gura would give daily updates on her shitting habits. Imagine if she posted photos of her daily shit for us to assess and judge. I bet some of her bigger cable snakes struggle to fit in the bowl.

>>71146643
>god what i'd do to be bothered right now, by fucking anyone lol.
Well I'm bothering you right now. What are you going to do? Are you going to do something with yourself now? Do you feel better?

>>71146938
if there was ever a reason to think gura doesn't like her fans it would be because posts like this

Is loli a Gura Gura god?

Please support my shark wife. It's not always just about you.

>>71147766
hasn't been about me since she sang fansa and ran

>>71147410
She loves posts like this. Why do you think she laughs at farts so much? Anal with her would be so much fun, filled with giggles and laughing at the funny sounds we make.

>>71147766
Sure, but she should understand how disappearing constantly can affect her fans.

>>71147887
You still don't get it. She thinks other people's farts are funny, not her own. That's the same reason she wouldn't like that retarded post

A cute Japanese girl smiled at me

>>71148084
how the fuck does someone not find their own farts funny? I bet when she needs to fart, she pauses for a second, lifts a leg, and pushes it out as hard as she can, as loud as she can, then wiggles her little bum, has a little laugh and carries on with her day. One day when my wife is comfortable enough with me, she'll even fart while sitting in my lap.

>>71148157
What's it like to have a girl smile at you? All i get is ick face...

>>71148218
In a streaming sense you fucking moron. Of course she laughs at her own farts, but on stream she wants to laugh at other people's farts. She doesn't want us to hear hers

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>71148392
then why she have a fart button? is she implying someone else in the room farted? No, it's to imply that SHE farted, and she thinks it's funny.

>>71148488
But it's not actually her fart, that's the part you keep ignoring

>>71148157
Sometimes smiling at people is just a nice thing to do. I get cute smiles towards me and that's all it takes to make my day.

>>71148531
Yeah because hololive wouldn't allow it. Otherwise there would be farttubers everywhere, cute girls brapping left right and center.

>>71148672
>doesn't want us to hear her tummy
Retard

>>71148783
she keeps calling attention to it even though we can barely hear it. She wants us to hear. She knows we like it. It's all part of the tease.

>>71148157
Congrats bud. I only get weird looks from people. Maybe I should get a haircut

>>71149002
Haircut ain't gonna help my creep aura and ugly unlikeable personality. Looks of disgust is all i'm ever gonna get.

Gura is in love with me.

Please keep talking about her embarrassing body sounds and functions.

>>71149002
Haircut and nice clothes.

Gura owes me a kiss and two rounds of mating press.

>>71149142
How did Gura get so cute? I think she's the cutest in the world.

>>71149142
Gura’s got a pretty tight ass. Because of this, all of her farts are in a high octave. Squeaky, almost. While some girls have thunderous bowel movements mori, Gura’s resembles that of a small guinea pig. Very delicate toots. Very lady like. Very cute. Exceptionally stinky.

Would you pay Gura to stream?

>>71149691
That’s just as bad as paying an escort for sex. She should WANT to stream to me.

>>71149444
sometimes there's spray, and they leave skidmarks. They probably smell really sweet in her soft panties. Nothing like combining the smell of fresh washed panties with the smell of girl ass and farts and feminine little shit streaks. I want to filter my tea through them.

As a chumbud its funny everyone is making a big deal of not streaming for 3 days because of fes.

cunny

She's worth waiting for. This fact destroys antis.

>>71151058
That's a cunny

>>71150990
Prove you’re a chumbud. State your favorite vod NOW

She holds on to her pee when she streams for us. It feels good for her.

>>71151808
Is that a gooba?

>>71151928
is this gooba?

>>71151058
>>71151381
That's a bunny

>>71151928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzRsEA72XAU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moyUNPibvKQ

>>71152083
how the fuck is chinese a language. i think they all trolling us, it's not even a real language, it's just noises and they're all laughing at us.

I Gura's pissy smelly cunny fully developed or?

>>71152083
I'm not that big into cosplay, but this still seems pretty interesting.

>>71152361
i like the idea of putting a girl through an ordeal. making her stay underwater for longer and longer.. yes, suffer discomfort for me. good practice for breath control and deep throating.

>>71147388
>*Le touché*

>>71152178
Have you even heard the ID branch? Or most SEA countries desu.

Would Gura be into that fetish where you vacuum seal a girl in a plastic bag? Sometimes with an airhole sometimes without.

>>71152523
yeah but they at least have words of more than one syllable. though granted thai is pretty bad, and their crazy writing system.. indo is funny and kinda cute. wonder how gurás japanese is going? Only now have i been doing my owwn reps and finally realise how fucking difficult and slow the learning process is. word order does my head in.

Please post panty shots of Gura's statue for us poorfags

>>71152602
yes, because it restricts her movement. also it feels amazing. vacuum seal + breathplay = patrician tier fetish.

>>71152459
Hey I'm not really getting sexually aroused, it's just different from what I typically watch on Youtube.

>>71152602
no, and you should be locked up for talking about dangerous stuff like that.

>>71152774
There’s nothing patrician about fetishes.

>>71152523
I like how Indonesian sounds...

>>71152737

What did you guys eat for dindin. I had some leftover lasagna and potatoes.

Watching her Emperors new groove watchalong and she mentioned watching road to el dorado. Did she do a watchalong of that one and if so can i get a long? Since youtube search just does not work it's hard to find it if she did. If theres some way to search or go through the members only vods that im unaware of please enlighten me. I'm trying to find more of her watchalongs and other good member only content but its pretty annoying

>>71153706
borgar.

>>71153709
el dorado watch a long would have been sick, we could all get horny about chel. but no never happened

>>71153709
She didn't. Also check the OP, there's a link to a playlist of her archived member Vods

>>71153120
sea friend..

Just a random post. Is it normal to see the ublock icon in the corner of my browser showing it's blocking hundreds and hundreds of ads? I don't really know how these work, but I know I need it.
The Youtube tabs are the worst.

>>71153798
Was it a pepperoni borgar

>>71154185
For youtube? Ye

>>71154185
It’s blocking ads and services too, like Google trying to figure out what site you came and things like that.

>>71154080
I'm so far from SEA, bro. Maybe I just think the girls are cute and therefore the sounds they make are cute too
Not chinese though, I hate how chinese sounds. Suffered through watching a chinese 'anime' once, that was pretty rough

>>71153680
SPATS HATE

>>71153706
I will eat my leftover meatballs

>>71153706
I had a big bowl of sketti.

>>71154508
Do you eat them like apples? Do they have sauce on them? How big are they? How many did you initially make? How many do you need to eat to feel full?

>>71153709
God I would give anything to sit on my couch and watch movies with gura.

>>71153706
Leftover Tikka mesala

>>71154651
I wuv sbageddy

>>71154776
Tikka mesala?
More like tickle ma balls. HAH gottem

>>71154352
I dunno indo still sounds awful when girls speak it its too rough for my ears

>>71153080
oh i might be into fetishes, but nothing detracts how good sex in the missionary position with kissing for purposes of copulation and impregnation of my sharkwife is. That alone would be enough for me, and don't need fetishes at all. It's just they fun is all. Degenerate fetishes like cuckoldry and ntr and that kind of subversive destructive shit that destroys societies can fuck off though.

>>71155035
at least it's not tonal. I wonder what english sounds like, cos when i hear english, i hear words and communication, and not just jumbles of sounds. It's funny when the JP girls try to babble in english gibberish to kinda make fun of the language, fun seeing what it sounds like to them. Gura certainly makes english cute.

You're too horny for my daughterwife. Go goom and come back when you're calmer.

>>71155333
>I wonder what english sounds like
https://youtu.be/-VsmF9m_Nt8

>>71154664
No, they have sauce on them(and cheese), about the size of a golf ball, 20 something, anywhere between 5-10 and I eat them with pasta.

i don't know how many times ive listened to the unarchived karaoke stream now...gura i miss you. sorry, i didn't buy the fed pass

>>71155219
>Degenerate fetishes like cuckoldry and ntr and that kind of subversive destructive shit that destroys societies can fuck off though.
based and true, I have a strong hatred for ntr.

>>71155536
Sugoi!

>>71155467
Is that the same guy that had Will Smith on stage and he was like "that's just gibberish"

gura farts smell like strawberries

>>71155536
Wouldn't it be more efficient to just make one large meatball? Why so many small ones?

>>71155730
proof?

>>71155959
I stuck a strawberry scented air freshener between her cheeks.

>>71155730
I'm pretty sure I have a "Strawberry Shortcake" pooping a strawberry smoothie image saved somewhere on my PC and I don't know why.

>>71153709
Doing a watchalong with her sounds like so much fun right now. I wish I'd have a better time to watch a vod in the next few days, and this weekend with fes I doubt I'll have time then. Come on Gura, do another fes watchalong. God that was one of my favorite watchalong streams, I wish she would have done more of the days.

>>71155736
that would be more like a meatloaf, I used to make them bigger, the people I share them with told me they prefer smaller ones.

>>71155736
Isn’t that just called meatloaf?

I would like to sexually bully and ryona this slut T u T

>>71156450
You don't actually, stop posting such scary things.

>>71156643
Gura wants to be sexually bullied by ojisans. It's her fetish T u T

What does sexually bully even mean? Isn’t bullying really mean? Why would you want to be mean to Gura. I just don’t understand you people…

If she really is in japan/doing stuff for hololive, why the fuck is she ghosting the fans even at work? Can't pick up the phone to go
>uwaaah had a riceball or some other jap food, tired from practice

>>71156280
>>71156303
It wouldn't be a meatloaf because it would be ball shaped and not loaf shaped, more like a meat basketball.

>>71157401
Because it shits on the anti narrative that she hasn't been there this whole time recording, it seems Cover wants the EN girls to rest while they are doing work there. So it's likely she's been working hard these last few weeks because she loves us.

>>71156161
Emperors new groove is such a prefect gura movie. It really makes me realize how mentally unwell I am, I love this stupid shark way too much.

>>71156996
It's like teasing but specifically sexually and a bit more extreme.

>>71157599
huh? if anything, not ghosting would shit on the anti narrative, your statement doesn't make sense.

>>71157599
this is, as ever, somehow the least subtle flavor of shitposting we get
you deserve tits on a shark and nothing more

A lot of coping in this thread

>>71157462
I want Gura to sit on my chest and force feed me a meat basketball. I think that would be very romantic.

>>71157812

Child

>>71157599
>Cover wants the EN girls to rest while they are doing work there
This seems reasonable. Besides fes work they want them to just enjoy japan, get together with the other girls, and just enjoy being a holomember. I have no problems with gura (or any other member) having no or limited streams and such during this time. Gura especially has social anxiety problems, whatever helps her is fine by me

I heard Booba gura

I just want to love and support my daughterwife in peace and not make trouble for anyone. Is that weird?

>>71157599
What does rest have to do with showing signs of life and no vanishing
That's fixed by tweets, likes, member posts etc. It's been 11 fucking days since she's done anything visible.

>>71158283
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

Gura is flat.

>>71158435
Gura is fat on tits

Is calling a girl flat the same as a guy being told his wiener is small? Or are they 2 different things not comparable?

Wife on the twidder
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1767392571263971695

Gura is a girl and that makes my pp feel funny

>>71158690
they cut off her intro...

>>71158690
Better version https://x.com/hololivetv/status/1767392573167951934?s=20

>>71157803
The narrative is that she hasn't been in JP because she hasn't been liking things/ect. if she still doesn't like things even when all of myth is there then there's nothing to say she hasn't been there basically the whole time she's been gone.

>>71158573
guys need a little muscle meat on their chest but some are just flat its more like that I think

If it's called "X" then why is it still shown as "Twitter"?

>>71158906
Can't wait to see her singing tokyo wasabi on stage!

>>71158906
Are my headsets failing me or does the audio kinda sound scratchy

>>71158690
>>71158906
Does not sound like her audio setup, >>71157599
(Me) like I said she's been in JP and busy for a while.

>>71158906
>almost got tongue tied on the tickets part
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa cute

>>71159091
no, it's almost xbox mic quality for me too.

You guys know string cheese? If you deep fry that, do you get mozzarella sticks? Or do you have to do something weird to get that?

>>71159091
It's totally fried. Would have sounded better if she recorded it right off her iPhone.

>>71159281
mozzarella sticks are breaded, you can make an egg or buttermilk coating, soak the cheese in that, then dunk it in bread crumbs and fry it.

>>71154262
>>71154283
I've had a Youtube tab lingering for at least a day and it's showing over 6000 things blocked. I kinda like the numbers rising. No I won't become a numberfag

>>71159281
you bread them like you would anything else you deep fry, but yes they are just mozzeralla sticks on the inside.

>>71159531
Why does this Gura look like such a freakin retard. Is it the eyes?

>>71159648
it's the no-nose

lol, they put up Gura's Fest countdown annocument on the JP Hololive account without subtitles. Why? They don't know what she's saying.

>>71159733
They should've done their reps.

Is Gura a fembud?

Waiting for the Gura manager retweet of hee fes countdown video. It's coming. Cum Cum Cum

>>71158906
You can hear the nervousness in her voice, she's trying her best, I need to hug her.

Is Gura a bemfud?

>>71159531
I always enjoy when her nose looks like a smudge on my monitor and my brain has to do a doubletake.

>>71158297
Idk why, but this Gura always gives me the horse-girl vibe. Like, she looks uncomfortably warm and also doesn’t wear deodorant.
You guys get this feeling too?

>>71155650
cheating should be punished with humiliation, shame and physical torture. And people that like NTR and cuck shit should be electrocuted until they stop liking it. It would also get rid of all the cuckshitposters that always plague this thread due to their projection.

>>71152602
Gura would be into vacuum vore

Cover opening a USA branch. So the girls won't have to travel to Japan for 3D. More time with Gura for us.
https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1767400552361865230?t=TcCrO0LdrR6gUbErygmpig&s=19

>>71158690
the fuck is wrong with her sound? I blame cover for this, not Gura, It's not her fault. But that hurt my ears. Like at least have cover's sound guy fix the sound.

>>71160740
Took long enough.

How much do you guys sweat when you goom? I just goomed imagining Gura riding me cowboy, using her fingers to pull out my tongue, and draw back and spit into the back of my throat while we fuck, as she grins cheekily at me. But holy fuck why the fuck do I sweat so much? I hate it.

>>71160741
before I clicked and listened I was thinking this was recorded back during god knows what the fuck months ago, when she had all those other soundbits that sounded like shit for some reason
but no, this is different, this actually really REALLY sounds like shit, it's like someone took normal quality audio and then absolutely destroyed it

>>71160740
they dont have a 3d studio, they are just establishing shit. But if they work with the ame blueprint they could most likely get something up and running and better than what ame has in quick step time

>>71160923
yeah someone along the way has fucked up bad. That's not from a bad mic or anything. Someone fucked up the conversion. And i'm angry because I fucking love Gura's voice, for it to only hurt my ears. I am displeased.

>>71160918
Medications like stimulants and anti depressants can make you sweat more. Also take a shower. People smelling of sex has got to be one of the most unpleasant scents ever.

>>71161096
unless it's gura smelling like sex, after having sex with me, then it's good. Imagine how she'd smell the morning after in bed, after a night of rabid babymaking, the scent having time to ferment.

>>71161068
No shit they don't have one yet. But they will.

>>71160740
This is also helpful for legal labor law compliance reasons as we've learned from another company.

>>71160740
Finally something closer to home. I hope this makes her a little less stressed when everything's said and done.

>>71161232
Musky.
Cheesy, even.

Gura's diaper really stinks today and she keeps biting during breastfeeding..damn brat

>>71161444
W-what do you breastfeed her with..chumbie?

>>71161444
Fembud please contain yourself...

>>71160918
I don't think I ever had to sweat from gooming

>>71160740
All I need is they hiring a babysitter for Goob. My daughterwife is not very good at taking care of herself.

>>71161390
God I want to eat her ass in the morning. Peel it apart and just dive in like a fucking hummingbird.

>>71161570
yeah but all ameritards live in a freezing cold country. Must be nice to actually do things in weather below 100F.

>>71161580
Is Jenma still looking out for her there?

>>71161096
you can smell like sex? fuck, so every time I leave my room after gooming, people could smell and know?

>>71161735
last I heard jenma is basically dying from overwork, she's trying to look out for everybody but there's only so much she can do

>>71161725
well I do sweat in the summer, but that's from the ambient heat, not from gooming specifically.

>>71159818
why is she telling me to cum so much lately? she didn't used to do this

>>71161887
given, it takes me about 2 hours of vicious pumping to goom, it's a physical ordeal. wish it was easier desu. I'm just long lasting i guess.

>>71161844
Is that true? I guess it must be really hard to wrangle these 'tards while also doing just general daily work.