/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>page 8

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS!

YOU DANTIAN-LESS NO JADE BEAUTIES LOOKIN ASS PAGE 8 BAKER YOU DIDN'T EVEN FIX THE LINKS I HOPE YOU DEVELOP A HEART-DEVIL

this thread has been cursed with negative flow

>>71092758
I feel sexually harassed every time this image is posted

Chiinya~
Ponya~
Ronya~
[...]
Tanyao~
+1000

>>71093018
pachipachi

>>71092850
How does it feel only getting to ritual post once a day at most?

>>71093175
but I get to ritual post in /mjg/ and /pcg/ too

Any rooms?

>>71093284
I can't be asked to ritual post outside of /pcg/, thats already an hour to hour task most days now with the death of dead hours.

>>71092994
good i want to sexually assault you towa

>no stream for 5 days

Meng Hao walked into the mahjong parlor. The cultivator managing the registration gave a derisive snort, but Meng Hao did not really care, because he had repressed his aura down to the Single-Starred Adept Realm, and a fool would not be able to tell his true level of luck shitting.

"Give me... a hanchan!"

The cultivator's face flickered before he finally regained his composure and laughed. "You couldn't sit through a full hanchan. Get lost! Don't you see that there are Three-Starred Expert jongers waiting behind you? Meng Hao slapped his bag of holding and threw 80 billion spirit riichi sticks onto the counter, causing an earthquake which demolished half of the restaurant. Everyone dropped their jaws. None could see how this was possible!

"I'll take that hanchan, with the maximum buy-in," Meng Hao said. He was as calm as the ocean in a painting of an insanely calm ocean. "And let me see your manager!"

The registrar cultivator coughed up a mouthful of blood--he simply could not handle Meng Hao's killing intent, because he was only at the 1-Starred Master realm himself. Even though Meng Hao had suppressed his aura, because he had cultivated the Ippatsu Single-Strike technique, this was enough to kill people a few levels higher if he truly wanted.

It was then that another man which a much more fierce aura stepped forward. "You dare make trouble here?"

"P... Patriarch Tilelord!"

Patriarch Tilelord was 3500 points into the Great Circle of Master Realm, and on a win streak! Meng Hao was pushed back two feet, knocking over a beer tap. Asahi Super Dry geysered outward, killing several onlookers. Of course, Princess Ichihime saw all this happen through the window.

Meng Hao coughed up a mouthful of blood, snorted, constricted his pupils, and then his expression went calm. He unleashed the aura of 64 dora, condensed down to an 8 dora stack that could fit into his hand! Princess Ichihime coughed up a mouthful of tiles. Her pupils constricted.

"Is this... Seeking the Baiman stage??"

Meng Hao had the gentle air of a scholar, but it wouldn't stop him from killing several people in a mahjong parlor. "Flow Devouring Scripture! Tsumo!"

With the first keyword of the Flow Devouring Scripture, everyone below the early Expert stage exploded into purple mist. The light of the immense heavenly hand shone down with the contours of a sanmenchan as 136 illusory tiles floated around Meng Hao's body, which is probably an important xianxia number that matches the number of lakes in some sacred Chinese province I've never heard of. But that was only a fraction of Meng Hao's power. He waved his arm, bringing forth thirty more cultivation techniques that hadn't appeared in over 400 chapters!

"Tsumo! Pinfu! Tanyao! Ryanpeikou! dora 8!"

All of this takes some time to describe, but actually happened in the time it takes an incense stick to burn. "What! Impossible!"

But it was more than enough. The Tilelord's soul flew out and was absorbed into his mask! He screamed as his body was destroyed completely.

Meng Hao brushed off his robe and swept up his spirit coupons and everyone's bags of holding which probably didn't have any cool sh*t inside unless I write him into a corner later, and anyways, don't worry about it for now. He surveyed the rubble that was all that remained of the mahjong parlor.

"Guess I'll be taking that rank up... to go!"

>>71094093
What the fuck is going on here...

>>71094093
Actually good.
I didn't knew I needed a mahjong cultivation novel until now.
Please take your idea to webnovel and try to make a quick buck out of it.

>>71094158

>>71094253
I edited a copypasta tbqh >>71094347

https://youtube.com/live/B3nf8-htG8M?feature=share

Jongstalking time

>>71094850
it'll be a 3rd again, I can feel it

Tatakai FoxHag! Tatakai!

fox got third again, who could've forseen this outcome.
I don't have the stamina to talk for 2 games in a row.

>>71097491
>I don't have the stamina to talk for 2 games in a row.
How...

>>71097551
I need a break to down a few shots.

My bread is getting moldy.

>>71098874
Baker issue.

>>71098952
/jong/ is a COMMUNITY! This is an US issue

>Baker won't fix links
>Thread is in danger of dying constantly
My hopes and dreams...

>>71099523
Would community members stand by and watch as a wild cat damas?

>>71099593
Yes and emote positively afterwards

>>71092758
S N I F F

>Dealer
>In the lead
Oh yeah, its push time

I can't tell if my headache is getting better or worse now.

>>71099700
Me when im holding the only visible dora hatsu and last place riichis

>>71099774
come to the bar, it fixed my headache

I guess I will watch famous furry.

>>71099923
MATING SPECTATING!

>>71100440
Furry is being weird...

https://youtube.com/live/SboDsY-J8aQ?feature=share

This game is funny enough.

Only 36 more hours for the furry to be taken off the banner and I can do a 10 roll

>>71100532
I believe

>>71100532
I love watching furries get shadow realmed

fuzzy loves honitsu

I love this furry

I hate this furry

I tolerate this furry

>tonpuu

Do you guys always deal in this much

>>71102582
it's a vicious cycle, deal in once and you're forced to keep pushing retarded stuff to try to crawl out of 4th

>>71102659
YUUUUUUP

>>71102659
Just let other people deal in and try to win a couple hands to secure 2nd

Jong stalking causes everyone to lose it seems

>>71103237
I will not put my fate in the hands of others. I will search for the flow, find it and take it.

>>71103378
people were winning yesterday

That furry lost all of their flow, based

Get third place! Get third place!

Fuzzy please don't loop, famous cat is supposed to be our only disgraced kekxpert...

>>71104650

Flow stealing commentator...

I hope you guys enjoyed my thrilling comeback to not 4th place

By stealing my flow you actually got the worst flow imaginable, thank you for my next 3 wins

>>71104837
it's the worst position for you to get for spectators, at least get 4th if you're going to lose

>>71104909
Blame the furry not me I tried my best to lose

https://files.catbox.moe/6u723s.mp4

Here's furry's first hand btw. Didn't catch it on stream.

>>71105218
Whos gonna archive this?

>>71105218
>trying to skip his 6p pon
kek

>>71105417
Jonger see button jonger click button

>>71092917
I saved /jong/!

Going to bed.

>>71105831
rest in peace doragon

>>71105831
the bedbugs dama you because they care!

>>71105831
then who deranked last thread

>>71105831
Take a day off and come back stronger adept chama

>haven't won a single 4p
This is why I will get celestial in sanma, the game hates me.

>>71106201
Sounds like its time for flow book 1 and occult reps along with a regiment of efficiency and push-fold judgement reps

Have you tried not dealing in

>>71106565
Dealing in is sovl, do NOT listen to this…FREAK

>>71106565
>Sense I have no flow in East 1
>Regret even starting the game
>Decide to play super defensive
>Get sanbaiman tsumo'd on my East dealership
>Get baiman tsumo'd on my South dealership
I learned my lesson, I will push.

does anyone want to play some friendlies..?

>>71107774
i want to but can't at this very moment

where the fuck have all the jongtubers been today

Is there an efficient way to spend jade if I just want to finish a bond? Or is it just to buy copper/do rolls

>>71109047
Pretty sure you just do rolls and play. What do you need to bond? Just increasing the affection or whatever it's called? Or do you need the purple items or spheres?

>>71109416
I still need like 13k for level 5 on my nyagger, I see. I may do a pull after the furry banner is finished

>>71111420
Just buy the things you need with copper if you have a lot and play enough and it will fill up. Just make sure you have the purple bond items, they are the hardest to get when you actually need specific ones.

Where is /wasp/... It's over

>>71113583
Not your personal baker

>>71114084
I will kill jong now

>>71092758
booty

>>71120510
Jong died today

>>71114084
laugh now but we also suffer from lack of bakers and we share a collective pool of them with euro, wasp, and jong ALL ME

People dont bake for the same reason people dont make rooms, they can do it but always want someone else to do it because they are too shy

https://www.twitch.tv/niceeggy
eggy jonging
now you can stop stalking anons out of desperation

>>71123452
no one is joining the games and she has 50 viewers...

>>71123919
I was going to join but I got called

should I call pon with dragons at any occasion?

>>71124805
absolutely

>>71124805
It's usually a good call, but if you need points and your hand is cheap or it sets back your hand, you probably shouldn't.

>>71124805
pretty much, if you do try to grab dora and make toitoi or honitsu

>>71124805
example of what i was talking about >>71125031

>>71092758
Can I just lick her ass?

>>71125675
there is nothing stopping you

pon

I'm in tenpai but I didn't call riichi

>>71128935
I very rarely call riichi anymore I usually just lose hands these days

*atamahanes your 8 han hand with my 1 han hatsu*

>>71128935
you only need a yaku to be in tenpai, it's just that Riichi is one

>>71129171
You don't understand, I'm going to dama you

>>71129245
i chose to go with the less evil interpretation

Good job keeping the thread alive guys!

Why is it mahjong? What about ourjong? Embrace the revolution!

>>71092758
yeah I don't give a fuck about your tile game or whatever but this girl is incredible 10/10 mass impregnation

>>71124805
80% of the the a yakuhai pon is a good idea. If you have a dora, a red, shapes accepting a dora, a hand thats ~half one suit and its early in the game then a yakuhai is insta pon. Once as the game progresses, if youre up then insta pon. If youre down ~8000 you want to consider how much value you need and if the pon leaves you open to that value. Theres a good chance it will constrain your hand to less than 4 han so dropping a yakuhai pair is something to consider if you need hands with good han potential.

>>71130864
she posts here better learn the title game in order to impress her

>>71130864
Thank you for your support of our thread and traditional heterosexuality.

>>71131488
I thought we were the pedophile thread

I prefer to deal in with my dragons

>>71132016
>riichi
>drop dragon into shousangen
it's not fair bros

>>71110344
I miss chromu x pippa. I also miss khubie but she might stream today so I wont ron myself.

>>71131681
Little girls are still women, just hotter and more ready for sex.

we made it bros

>>71132993
So true

>>71133279

>>71133279
You are not going to leave us right?

>>71133851
He will, but he'll be back in about a week or so.

>>71111830
I figured the issue would be the heartstones? Unless you can buy them with jade instead of just dupes?

>>71133279
Give it back... my star, give it back.

Chinks are keeping me down

Hags are keeping me down

>daily reset didn't change with daylight savings
oh

>>71135763
you and the entire planet

I want to be kept down by a cute boy

>>71135929
Put on your cutest dress anon

>>71135763
WE ARE

i want a hag to pin me down

>>71136044

>>71136044

I want to pin Sora down until he cries...

I wanna get smalldom'ed by a loli tomboy.

>>71136344

>>71136344

>>71136044
I want a vampire to pin me down and ron me.

>>71136679
Nah, she'd skip you.

>>71136679
I honestly can't think of her in that way, it feels so wrong

Does my jong broshi get posted here

>>71137126
rank?

>>71137194
He plays obscure japanese jongs

>>71137466
well is he good

>>71137563
Good enough for me and i get to see weird games no one else plays

South ranked practice. Dama allowed. If you deal in a lot, focus on your defense and folding if you think someone has a big hand or has riichi'd. Will try 60s timer for additional thinking time.

Will close in 10 minutes if not filled.

Majsoul Friends Room 25597(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=25597

>>71137865
Only 10 minutes?

>>71137865
>Dama allowed
Shan't

>>71137996
2/4 get in here. may extend to 15

>>71137865
once i finish my ranked match i'll join

>>71138022
>South ranked practice
Come dama you pussy

>>71137865
started >>71138115 sorry

>>71138186

>>71137466
90% of arcade jong games are strip mahjong

>>71138310
More incentive to be good then so you can see everything

kek

>>71137865
Okay, I need a break after that one. WJ

WJ lol

>khubie live
but i have to go to work soon

wj, i'm gonna watch qb

>>71137865
2/4
the 8s was my tsumo tile

>>71137865
3/4

>>71139345
Yeah, I figured from the delay. Thanks for letting me see it.

>>71137865
motherfucker I just wanted to double check my settings

>>71139441
which settings?

>>71139471
needed to turn off the dama setting

>>71139471
just make sure training wheels were off because majplus likes to reset everything to default

>>71139541
oh for mortal or something?

>it went through for once

lol
lmao

>>71137865
Same rules. More nyagger rape.

Majsoul Friends Room 35271(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=35271

I will never get in a room

khubie returns. /jong/ will live another day.

Tileman News:

>>71139974
confirmed retard

>>71139974
>>71077142
Heh
And retard really did pull a "some answers are more correct than others".

bgm so loud i can't understand half of what Khubie is saying

>>71139974
>>71139989
>my retard gambit worked

>>71139974
This confirms my answer and strokes my ego. Thank you tileman!

WWYDs are worthless without metrics showing the current flow and the current weather

>>71139974
>Correct answer is one with most tile acceptance
>Previous answer this was not the case
ogey

>>71140488
>previous question was 'avoiding an edge wait because riichi dora1 isn't worth a non-early non-dealer riichi when the ryanmen upgrade to riichi-pinfu-dora1 is very plausible'
>this question is 'avoiding a closed wait because riichi-only isn't worth a non-early dealer riichi when the upgrade to riichi-tanyao-pinfu-aka-sanshoku is very plausible'
not seeing the issue here ogeyanon, discard answers aren't picking which of the three categories of speed, value and good-tenpai-shape are important to you at the time, it's about balancing the three and seeing which is lacking in your hand

Stop posting this shit. Too many retards will come here to argue about it because they hate tilecuck

>>71141116
it's free bumps

>>71141116
His answers usually annoy people but the questions themselves make for decent conversation which I use for my games.

>>71141116
shitting on tiltedman is a long standing /jong/ tradition since day one

I saw you abandon that kokushi anon...

>washed master player copypastes tenhoui-certified wwyds for twitter content
>experts get assmad thinking they're his answers and therefore bad
it's gonna be a whew from me lad

>>71141348
You cannot fathom the shame I felt discarding my honors...

>>71141377
This is the occult mahjong thread. Adept 2 is the highest rank there is.

>>71140998
I like your explanation.
How do you rationalize 9m being "more correct" than 7m.
Seems like the difference is context for the problem

>>71139669
well jonged, I'll be back in 10 minutes if you somehow can't find another 4th

It's terrifying having someone on my list in saint.

wj
had to lock in at the end

>>71141659
If you pick up a 6m you get a 67 ryanmen you can pinfu with. If you hit a 8m you still have a furiten ryanmen which you can discard for the better pinzu waits if you get them. Its still early in the hand, so discarding 9m first generally isnt dangerous.

>>71139669
Little girls were SEXED in THIS room! If you didn't play, too bad!

>>71141854

>>71141659
The context is sufficiently in the question, some fundamentals being 'revealed'/explained in the answer educationally aren't brand new factors to shift goalposts - the 6m acceptance for a 12k point hand is worth overlooking the "discard from the inside-out when cutting a shape for safety" thing

>>71141964
Right, sorry, pink adept.

>>71141854
Did I mention I have 2 saints on my list?

>>71141948
I always miss the pedophile rooms

doragon cunny is such a luckshitter

>>71142687
I mean, yeah.

>>71142687
The worst luckshitter is furry anon

jealous of the flow

>>71143042
>4th place furry
>All last dealer
>4 repeats into 1st
I've had more than one game with furry like this.

slightly offtopic but furry anon, would you mind dropping on wasp and telling the girls how they can get furry oilers?
One of them is planning to have a furry model as a prank on april fools

ponnya?

>>71092758
WTF TOWA LOOKS LIKE THAT???

>>71143079
All my games with furry have been like this

>>71143548
me? uh i don't know if i'm qualified, i don't talk to furries

>>71144657
sure

>>71143548
furries like diapers, inflation, and vore

QB IS UWUing

>>71144657
You talk to me though?

>>71145211
eww, freak

>>71145614

>>71145614
>>71145676
WAO

>>71145614
>>71145676
gross

>furries infest this thread

>>71145843
>Furries are a founding component of this thread
ftfy

>>71145843
>surprised when furries infest the thread
>the thread made mostly of capipis
the furries were always here, an-non

Please do not post furry pippa in the jong thread I'm watching khubie right now and i'd feel bad about fapping to Pippa instead.

furry little girls

>>71146081
>i'd feel bad
We know that's a lie whoreanon.

>>71146138
Gross

>>71146138
RJ01118414

Furry Jong?

>>71146326

>>71146451
Calm down Pippa.

jong! with anons! 2/4

Majsoul Friends Room 40395(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=40395

>>71146780
started

This QB stream is dealing more mental damage than my games...

what is khubie doing?

>>71147904
AI gen RP of a mahjong tile GF.

>Expert in silver room in 4th
Deserved.

>>71146780
wj, but I hate south game so much why are they so fucking long

well jonged!

>>71149727
sorry, i'll only make east games from now on...

well jonged

>>71149822
I fucking hate east games so much why are they so fucking short

one last jong before going to bed! 3/4

Majsoul Friends Room 85135(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=85135

>>71149898
strated!

>>71150026
>strated

There better not be any fatties in /jong/

AHHH I HAVE INCURABLE TERMINAL NYAGGER SYNDROME

someone post another room

>>71150062
im tired after a long day at work, okay??

>>71150487
not my problem wagie :^)

>>71150284
I have a fat cock, does that count?

>>71150346
Jelly nyagger cute~

>>71149898
WJ
Toitoi nomi last place acceptance...

Well jonged! It's time to sleep! I hatelove you anons~

>>71149898
WJ! you can pretend that last ron was a shadowrealm if it helps you sleep :]

>>71151192
Yeah, what a crazy last hand

>>71151619
wao nice editing skills! very cute Jerry too, i don't think i've seen it before
sleep well and keep dreaming!

DIE STUPID THREAD DIE DIE DIE

>>71153221
we cant die, not while tileman still breathes.
We must exist purely to seethe at him, anger will keep us alive

>>71153630
but I like tileman and I've seen most of you in his chat

>>71153779
You would never catch me on a non cute boy stream

I wanted to watch the green expert vtuber today but it seems she's offline.
Nini, /jong/

I just want to play in 1 (one) room

>>71153958
then host one, you can even just invite people off your list and instantly fill them if you're desperate

I will not bake
I will not host
I will not jong

>>71153919
good riddance

>>71154488
but will you stalk?

>>71154488
You WILL login
You WILL queue up
You WILL be stalked

>>71154638
>>71154653
stop scaring off my targets

>>71154638
>>71154653
>>71154835

>>71155155

>>71155612
Whiter than the whitest dragon

https://www.twitch.tv/andygraviti
waspie joging

Good timing on QB jumping to jong.

Join jong so QB can fuck you.

>>71156335
Has she even posted on /wasp/

>>71156395
What game?

>>71156780
Kannagi Usagi
F2P sekiro anime boss rush game on steam.

>>71156650
Im pretty sure she did at least once after or around the time pittie collabed with qb

>>71156335
>derank out of gold speedrum
andy...

>>71157172
she's not doing a very good job, she's in first

>>71156335
>playing ranked and actually coming to reasonable conclusions
I will now watch your waspie

>>71158075
The exact reason I watch her, her efficiency is all over the place but she's actually playing the game which is great

I hate that I agree with it

>>71158355

>>71158355
when the comment fits the name

Don't look at /mjg/

>>71158355

>>71158415
Context?

>>71158493
Just don't

>>71158415
>RC shills active
>cunny being posted
could be worse

Collab jonging
https://www.youtube.com/live/LW3SUWboRGQ

>>71158529
>>71158415
Cunny is a good thing.

>>71158415
Its too late. I've seen things...with my eyes.

Where's OUR cunny?

>>71158785
I have a static IP, otherwise I'd shit up boards much more than I do.

>>71158785
This is all you're getting.

>>71158842
>>71158876

>>71158876
>Pippa dox
Why are you like this?

>>71158948
I don't know but I'm going to nini. Hope you enjoy.

>>71159042
Nini bunposter.

I made a Japanese account so I can take a break from playing chinks, games are already much more enjoyable

>>71159234
you're going to have to play against chinks again as soon as you get to gold

>>71158634
I'm going to fuck yuzu's pussy like that.

>>71159459
prove it

>no one willing to eat a 3 day to post cunny for our guests from /mjg/
grim

>>71159685
hey ive got practice rooms to run bozo, we need more kekxperts

>>71159685
It doesn't have to be cunny...

>>71159685
All I have are vtuber images. They'd be frothing at the mouth.

>>71159685
they can have this yuzu instead

>>71159234
nevermind, there's no escape

>>71159822

>>71159685
/jong/ is my second favorite pedophile thread

>>71160077
Is that a

I keep getting games where I end up in 3rd place with like ~28000 pts and wasting half an hour of my life, what do?

>>71161267
Start accepting 3rd

>>71161267
remind yourself it could always be worse

>>71161267
deal in to end faster

>>71161358
I went bungie jumping

>>71161267
either win more or win with bigger hands

>>71160434
UOHHHHH

>>71161267
have you tried winning

The weak should fear the strong

>>71161267
Don't play 4p and play only sanma

No more breads!

the strong should fear the 9p hell wait

>>71162118
Panko should jong

bakers doko

>>71162250
I want to jong with panko's manko.

if I have to bake I'm not fixing the links

Whoever bakes is gay

We keep thinking the links will be fixed with the next bake, surely. The lies we tell ourselves. Those links will never be fixed...

>>71162300
bake and do not fix the links

die

enjoy
>>71162522