/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

They're autistic turbo-weebs just like me.

>>71129339
teletubbies for retarded adults

>>71129434
THOSE HOLES ARE MINE THEY WERE MADE FOR ME

>>71129434
Tpbp

You'd understand if you were japanese.

>>71129522
If I were Japanese, I wouldn't be watching English-speaking vtubers.

>>71129339
you like cocks, i like pussy.

stop complaining about pussy, keep sucking on cocks.

>>71129434
/thread

>>71129571
I eat chicken, it tastes better than cat

>>71129339
i appreciate autistic idolhags

>>71129339
HOÆH??

Based retards

>>71129339
2view quality + annoying gimmick + reddit pandering + blue dorito.
What's not to get?

>>71129339
Try getting dog

>>71129339
You're not asian enough to understand cute, sorry.

>>71129339
Whenever they're in a big collab, I get whiplash when they speak, cuz all the rest of EN speak in pretty much their natural voice, but FWMC sounds like they talk to an audience of children (which is ironic since most of their fanbase are autistic 30 year olds)

>>71129339
BAU BAU

>>71129339
That's ok, maybe they're just not your type . Maybe you'll find the right one (if you haven't already)

>>71129339
and you don't need to
>>71129434
it's hilarious that this is the only "critique" you faggots have

>>71130242
Gura might actually be retarded

>>71129518
>>71129603
Trying too hard

>>71131440
Its not a critique, its a descriptive term.
It literally is teletubbies with tits, there is nothing wrong with that and it needs no improvement. That is their niche.
We can only speculate on why you think its criticism - probably because youre their target demographic.

>>71129339
What did nijisanji do this time?

>>71129434
yeah, really sexy teletubbies

>>71129339
spend time in /co/ and see how many people are fapping to preschooler cartoons or acting like they're high art. that's the target audience.

>>71129339
You'll understand when you're older

>>71131588
Reddit post

>>71131621
What’s a Nijisanji

>>71129339
My dad wouldn't let me watch the teletubbies when I was 4 so now I'm watching this to give him a metaphorical middle finger

>>71129339
They're pretty cool people with cool interests. But their streams suck ass if you have a mental age of 8 or older

>>71129339
>I don’t understand the appeal

That's because you're an adult and don't find baby noises entertaining

>>71129339
There is none. That's why they get botted

>>71129339
>>71129434
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>>71132791
https://streamable.com/s0r0wi
https://streamable.com/s0r0wi
https://streamable.com/s0r0wi

>>71129339
Okay, maybe they aren't for you then.
For me they are perfect. What they like, how they behave, their humor, how they show their love for us, everything.

Teletubbies You want to creampie

>>71133286
They got so horny when the men showed up they had to mute their moans while flicking each other's beans.
Grim, I feel bad for you cucks.

>>71133286
thanks for the laugh

>>71133286
HOMOSTARS BTFO! SISTERS MAD

>>71129339
Which vtuber is appeal to you anon?

>>71129339
I understand the appeal but I can't watch them.
>The good:
Twins
Cute
Two for the price of one
Every stream is a collab
They complement eachother
They stream regularly

There is probably more that I don't know of
>The bad:
The way they speak
Their necks is super thin and it bothers me
Their rigging could be better
I wish I could watch them

Ruffians have it so good and it's not fair.

>>71129339
They're cute, genuine, extremely affectionate, and adore their fans. If you don't understand why this is appealing, than you're broken.

>>71133777
what is it with nifags projecting their cuck fantasies on to everyone else?

>>71134402
Don't even bother replying kek male homobeggars are pretty much always actual cuckolds

>>71134129
That's all great, but the BGM sticks in my head after stream and I don't like that.

>>71134129
>genuine
nigger please

>>71129434
The retarded adults are mad in the comments

>>71129339
you're not supposed to, it's not for you
go watch what you do understand instead

>>71129339
They really speak to the hearts of their core audience

https://files.catbox.moe/9pyido.mp4

>>71134745
They are! Probably some of the most consistently genuine girls out there, who wear their hearts on their sleeves. All you have to do is watch them to know this!

>>71134129
>>71135026
They wouldn’t fuck you, they wouldn’t even piss on you if they were on fire. They don’t know you, bros.

>>71129339
For the 4chan slice of vtubing fandom specifically they're for the type of anon who has been browsing /a/ since 2009 (but tells people 2006), keeps clinging to old internet culture as if getting to experience it is some spectacular achievement to be envious of, and is eternally bitter about his hobby being hijacked by teenager zoomers who learned about anime through Facebook. Despite his strong opinions on otaku (he purposely uses this word, consciously making sure he never says weaboo) culture and his powerful MyAnimeList profile with 4000 anime watched, he never bothered to turn his hobby into anything constructive like learning Japanese, or picking up a creative skill like drawing or writing, and it's possible he watches vtubers to pass time as anime became predictable, dull, formulaic, and frankly boring to him - a fact he refuses to admit to himself, yet he feels it with his skin.

Also Fuwawa is hot and I would like to fuck her tits.

>>71135284
>They wouldn’t fuck you
Already have
>they wouldn’t even piss on you if they were on fire.
They do semi-regularly
> They don’t know you, bros.
I am their husband, anon. You may deny this, but it is simply true. I'm sorry you had to find out like this.

>>71135334
Fuwawa could be 300 pounds and addicted to fentanyl IRL for all you know

>>71135529
She's not. I know her

>>71135529
>Fuwawa could be 300 pounds and addicted to fentanyl IRL for all you know
New George Floyd creepypasta idea?

>>71135529
Fatwawa my beloved

>>71129339
>don't understand
probably because you're gay and you hate anything beautiful

>>71134033
>Their rigging could be better
still the best rigging in Holo, apart from the occasional Iron Vertex ones.

Already deflecting from the fact you Nijifags harassed Scarle and Fulgur over fucking Starbucks? For shame.

>>71133523
>how they show their love for us
Running away from their core fanbase by fucking off to Japan? Nice 'ENs' you have, Ruffians...

>>71135359
Please stop setting yourself on fire anon, the smell is awful

>>71136339
their core fanbase isn't Canadian

>>71136339
>still streaming at the same times
>still speaking eigo
nijicuck... watch streams, lurk more please...

>>71136389
Cope

>>71129434
Pomu....

>>71134033
>Every stream is a collab
that goes into the bad for me

>>71134745
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>>71129339
congratulations, that means (you) are older than 5, good for you
>>71129434
^ or this, yes

>>71136946
You unironically have to be a 30+ ojisan to understand the appeal. Ironic weeb zoomers just don't get it and never will

Twin?

>>71136712
If anything it just goes to show how petty and unprofessional they are, like when they went silent. You have to remind yourself that these are two adult grown women behaving like this. It's insane how pickme they are.

>>71138045
sister...

>>71129339
If you don't understand the appeal of them treating you like children then you're gay.

>>71129339
I liked them more before. I had hoped that with better mics they would be easier to listen to, but they just made their accents worse to compensate...

>>71138147
That's only appealing if they're the mommy type. They're retards treating Ruffians like they're retards.

>>71129339
>kind and love their fans
>try their hardest to be cute
>hard working
>cute and appealing voices
>have actual passions and real knowledge on the things they care about
>great relationship with each other
>understands what Hololive is supposed to be
>understands Japanese idol culture and what it means to actually BE idols
>long history, which proves how genuine and caring they truly are
>hags who care more about older games
>great models which they have incredible control over
It's not hard to understand why they're so beloved.

>>71129522
IWNBJ

>>71138045
Posts like these are an unironic good reminder of why you SHOULDN'T collab with homoshits. Their fans are all mentally ill kpop troons.

>>71138045
>You have to remind yourself that these are two adult grown women behaving like this
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>>71138565
I'm not saying they should collab with males, I'm saying how far these so-called experienced professional adult women are willing to go to avoid any association with them is utterly pathetic and literal pickme behavior. Like they actually had to plan to unfollow them on twitter. They had to make a mental note of it just to quietly unfollow them. Who the fuck does that lmao. They're mentally ill.

>turbo-weeb twin sisters dedicated to keyfab
i swear fwmc antis are the blindest motherfuckers. do you even understand how lucky that is??
another testament to how riddled this board is with westoids and femcels.

>>71138754
Ignoring the homos was the most professional thing they could have done, retard. They don't give a shit about male idols or vtubers. They're honest people, so they don't want to lie and feign excitement when they don't give a shit about the homostars.
Its Covers' fault for including the homos in the first place and not telling FuwaMoco about it before hand.

>>71138774
>another testament to how riddled this board is with westoids and femcels
No fucking shit, look at the people seething. Do you really think dudes use the term "pickme"? Do you really think dudes seethe at cute girls for ignoring a bunch of faggy eboys whose primary audience are femcels?

>>71136712
How should I feel about my oshi (biboo) still following that account, she also avoids them when possible (see her "coincidentally" stopping tweeting when homos showed up during kobos 3d debut and bae 3d live and resuming them again after)

Either way, don't really watch fuwamoco but I love their chemistry and interactions with my gem wife

>>71129339
It's just who EOPs have to cling onto because they don't understand JP, but even then they don't act like JP at all so what's the fucking point.

>>71138754
>mentally ill
>literal pickme behavior
God I love my oshis so fucking much

>>71139113
>Ignoring the homos was the most professional thing they could have done
No it wasn't, it unfairly made it awkward for Bae which is shitty behavior. They're just terrified of what /vt/ brown people will say which is even more pathetic imo.
>They're honest people
kek
>Its Covers' fault for including the homos in the first place and not telling FuwaMoco about it before hand
Okay lets say Cover DID tell them they were going to appear, what would they have done? Let me remind you that Rushia was exactly like this. It's the ones that make such a point of avoiding males that you shouldn't trust. This has been proven across all corpos and branches countless times.

>>71139174
It just means Biboo didn't check/notice whereas FWMC do their reps between streams and are hungry, which we already knew. Not really a detriment on Biboo's part, it's not like it was ever actively pointed out to them

>>71139321
>call them fake
>call them pickme
>call them mentally ill
>all because they simply chose to stay in their lane and do their own thing
can you even blame them when homoshits brought retarded fans such as yourself into Vtubing? It's clear you despise them and won't ever spend a single cent on them yet you feel like they OWE you and your beloved homoshits.

>>71139174
CGDCT faction strong together. I hope your gem wife visits Japan soon so we can have a off-collab.

>>71139321
>No it wasn't, it unfairly made it awkward for Bae which is shitty behavior. They're just terrified of what /vt/ brown people will say which is even more pathetic imo.
They were concerned about their fans and their own image, not your beggar strawman
Also, browns are disproportionately homobeggars and this has been proven many times
>it unfairly made it awkward for Bae which is shitty behavior
>literally trying to guilt trip and gaslight holos towards males
homobeggars are truly amazing
>Let me remind you that Rushia was exactly like this. It's the ones that make such a point of avoiding males that you shouldn't trust.
Kanata is also exactly like this, anti-kun. Don't tell me who I should and should not trust
>This has been proven across all corpos and branches countless times.
No it hasn't lmao

>>71129434
when i tried to kill myself in 2015 i got a psych evaluation that said i have an IQ of 136

BAU BAU

>>71139321
>Let me remind you that Rushia was exactly like this. It's the ones that make such a point of avoiding males that you shouldn't trust.

>>71139321
Incredible display of seethe, sister. If they were "scared of brown vtuber fans," they'd UNIRONICALLY collab with the homos since SEAmonkeys love the homos KEK

>>71139321
>It's the ones that make such a point of avoiding males that you shouldn't trust
Yeah right just look at NijiEN. THE mixed collab branch. They are doing great, huh?

>>71129339
you arent a web2.0 turbo weeb

>>71139725
Mococo and biboo should do double naizuri and also rub their cunts together

>>71129339

>>71129339
There is none. Even their own """fans""" couldn't be bothered to sit through their very first birthday stream. They just white knight for some roasties they don't even watch.

>>71139289
I love how being a "pickme" means being pleasant, sweet, caring, honest, and adorable kek
It really tells you the kind of people these sisters are. They can't comprehend of genuienly good and sweet women existing in the world

>>71140144
Is she still male collab free?

>>71139321
>Let me remind you that Rushia was exactly like this. It's the ones that make such a point of avoiding males that you shouldn't trust. This has been proven across all corpos and branches countless times.
Rushia(1 single profile case that was so shocking it's still talked about every single day even after two years)
vs
The entirety of NijiEN

The true reason isn't unicorn or whatever, but that they act like anime girls.

That's right. The anime waifus that say corny and cheese lines in anime. The reason you probably became a weeb in the first place. You would cringe if irl people act like that. But these girls do it passionately as a job. See their Valentine visual novel stream. They are the vtuber ideal of becoming characters.

Now I can't understand a lick of their mangled English and I don't follow them closely. But this is how they succeed.

How do we know that they aren’t two morbidly obese black women that are good at doing a cute voice?

>>71140410
>Is she still male collab free?
Yeap, didnt interact with your garbage male fleshie.

>>71139872
>when i tried to kill myself
Yeah, you're retarded

>>71139174
Biboo didn't care enough to check or unfollow any of the accounts that were followed by management. I honestly don't think she even checked. FuwaMoco are OBSESSED with Twitter, so naturally, they looked through their entire follow list.
Biboo's ignored the homos just as much as FuwaMoco have.

>pickme posting
Someone bring up the Marine image about how a jealous woman posted this.

>>71140459
>But these girls do it passionately as a job.
They also unironically BAU BAU in real life now, and do it to their senpai behind the scenes.

>>71129339
You know how Pikamee was a JP chuuba with a ton of EN fans? They are like that but for JP fans.

>>71140405
If FWMC are mentally ill pickmes, then I like women who are mentally ill pickmes and think more women should aspire to be mentally ill pickmes if that's what being as incredible as they are is called.
Personally I don't consider empathy and love to be a mental illness or a grift, but I guess things are different where that anon is from

>>71129434
spbp

>>71129434
tpbp

What happened to NijiEN today? Oh a bunch of the organs got cancelled by a bunch of woketards kek.

>>71140410
Yup. She went even farther than FWMC did(not willingly, she was fucked over by her manager) to keep her promises to her fans. Dangerously based tenshi, seeing dedication to your fans like that unironically fills me with motivation

>>71140410
She's getting a colonoscopy by Toby Fox

>>71140464

>>71140324
/thread

>>71138045
>>71133777

>>71140502
you wont show how she actually happily played amongst the males later in the stream though huh

>>71140324
What about Moco Moco time?

>>71141429
That would require them to watch streams. They're too busy trying to own the imaginary beggars

>>71141219
>they’re Canadian
I no longer like them

>>71141677
They literally moved to Japan to not live in the same country as Kronii

>>71140706
Exactly this. Imagine hating two girls so much just because they live and care for their audience? I can't imagine having an oshi who doesn't care.

>>71141724
They are still Canadian and therefore suck eggs

>>71132791
Grandma's no longer qualify for adults?

>>71141777
nah, they are Japanese now
that's how it worked in Last Samurai

>>71129339
> op doesn't get it

>>71129339
The type of fans they attract like watching girls act like cringe toddlers as long as they're using anime virtual avatars.

>>71141932
They are Canadian by blood, citizenship doesn’t change that

>>71129339
I don't understand why you need to post this? shouldn't you be crying about your sad smile-less existence? faggot? nigger? Don't go and touch grass, keep inside, get a char a rope and go hang.

>>71129339
They act like Japanese chuubas.

>>71129339
Who said you had to? I'm not obligated to try and explain it. Watch them or don't, there's plenty of vtubers for you to choose from

>>71142054
you just described vtubers. why the fuck are you here

>>71142072
Lol no.
Going by your logic, the only Canadians by blood, would be those ones descended from native tribesmen before euros landed there.

>>71138683
Based. BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU

>>71141429
>>71141594
>happily
What is the purpose of lying on the internet?
You gonna claim she also talked to them too?
Your schizophrenic delusions can't actually effect reality, you know

>>71141594
>imaginary beggars
Nice try homofags.

>>71142999
>unironic trips of truth
checked

>>71140706
What the beep is a pickme

>>71142999
Homobeggars

>>71135955
I prefer them a bit more stiff. Although fwmc isn’t that bad I dislike the ones that are too bouncy and has movement everywhere.

>>71129339
Then don't watch them nigger, bau bau

>>71129434
spbp
I like cuteness but they really do feel like they're for autistic toddlers. I can't believe a grown adult man can watch multiple streams of this per week.

>>71144853
>grown adult man
Dont forget the adult women too.

>>71145071
Jesus that's even worse. Dykes are mentally ill.

>>71144853
>grown
>adult
>man
>watch
I kek'd

I watch my wives
I love my wives
I cherish my wives
I trust my wives
sex with dogs

>>71144221

>>71144221
>>71145395

You guys don't know how amazing you have it to get a pair like them. I wish we could get just one male vtuber who doesn't talk to women and sets their sights on appealing to a straight female audience. I wish we could get just one male vtuber. Just fucking one. One who didn't talk about politics, didn't lust after females so hard, and didn't act prudish. I just want a cute boy being cute.

>>71145973
>I wish we could get just one male vtuber who doesn't talk to women
Easily done. I hate wome-
>and sets their sights on appealing to a straight female audience
Nope. I hate women.

>>71146144
Despite what you've probably heard from the catalog you don't need to do any type of pandering. Just have a nerdy interest and be cute about it and talk about it a lot. And I guess don't be too overly horny. That's it.

>>71129339
You must stay here for more than 2years to understand

>>71145973
>I wish we could get just one male vtuber who doesn't talk to women and sets their sights on appealing to a straight female audience.
I mean, isn't the new homo gen pretty damn close to that? I know tempus2 has Shinri, who barely interacts with women, right?
I don't care for the homos so you probably know more than I do on this front.

>>71129339
sex with dogwives BAU BAU

>>71145453
i also think chubby men are disgusting

>>71146754
Shinri still collabs with girls. I gave him a pass at first because he seemed like he joined collabs as a last option if someone else dropped out. I guess Ruze is the closest option to what I want. Still replies to females on twitter but he's a man after all so I guess I'll have to just settle for that.

>>71129339
thats because you're a faggot

>>71145973
I feel for you, femanon
female collabs being such a bizarrely ridiculous buff for male vtubers feels like it would make it hard to find one like that
I can only fight on this side but I hope that we can effect the industry overall so that you can find an oshi that makes you happy

>>71133286
I will forever kneel for these based dogs

>>71147336
>female collabs being such a bizarrely ridiculous buff for male vtubers
I feel like this is only an indie and Holostars thing. Which is sad because I see why that is, so there isn't a chance to prove that no female collabs can work out because people care too much about instant numbers instead of long-term numbers. Thank you very much though. There's some hope with a small group of boys I've been watching lately, but unfortunately they've captured a bit of an underage twitter dyke audience. There might still be hope, but I don't want to hold my breath about it.

>>71145973
Men who become male vtubers aren't interested in appealing to straight women and not being degenerate sex pests. The kind of vtuber you want will never exist. Tits or gtfo btw.

>>71147132
Well, all I can say is I hope you get your "male-unicorn" someday. There's already been a push for separation between the Stars and Holos, and I believe FURTHER separation is only a good thing.

>>71129434
I still don't get the teletubbies label on them. They're more like Dora or my brazilian graduated oshi, Xuxa (the 1st and only one).

>>71147858
>talking about wanting more male vtubers to not interact with female vtubers
>anon is somehow angry at this
Couldn't wait 3 more months to come out of the closet, eh?

>>71145973
For me it's a combination of
>not wanting to be rude to people that didn't do anything to me
>female fans can be fucking cancer
Women are biologically gold diggers so they have no problem being cunts to men if it earns them more money and male fanbases are much higher quality than female fanbases. Females can kill two birds with one stone easily, men need to work much harder to strike a balance of popularity and audience quality.

>>71138045
>>71138565
>>71138683
The cold reality for holobronies is that this puritan unicorn mentality is completely at odds with Western values and they're bigger cultural outsiders than hasidic tunnel Jews.

Even the most Conservative and religious of programming in the west will still let male and female coworkers intermingle. Unicorn fans are literally the troons of the entertainment industry in thr sense that they're few in number but their autistic screeching drowns out everything else

>>71147924
I don't know why the other anons are being weird about this (I'm literally advocating for more separation, lol) but thank you for the nice comments. I'm not one but I can only hope to encourage more yumejoshi to say something instead of always hiding in the shadows and hoping men can just read minds. Most people just want single gender collabs, unicorn or not.

Twins. Also one of them is a siscon.

>>71148646
Is that why Hololive is absolutely dominating while the competition is either imploding or utterly unable to gain any traction? And despite your "western sensibilities" the gap is even larger when it comes to HoloEN.
And your ramblings about jews and troons make absolutely no fucking sense, especially when accusing Hololive of not conforming to retarded western social media values.