/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

ironmouse is sexy

board are slow my ass

Look at my cute delinquent wife

you guys see that shit last thread?

>>71087710
i had thread ready, but people just decided to bake whole bunch of them at the same time

>>71087710
Yeah... soon as someone said that some people started purposely bumping threads.

Sorry bros I'm hatching Pokemon eggs

Haruka pls just click that fucking stream button I want to see your vod

>>71087982
No

>>71087539
need thicker lower thighs

She's at the hospital, I can feel it.

>>71088475
>Mousey chewing
Wait wtf, I've been busy with work and having been lurking as much, is Mousey able to eat real food again?

>>71087539

>>71088784
you dont know about pita chips?

>>71087748
the dude who said chuuba?

Henya status?

>>71089069
gay

>>71089069

>>71089069
still stinky

>>71089069
Together with roomie in the hospital (They're both dead)

>>71089069

>>71089069

is she gonna cancel that collab with Bao then?

>>71089069
cute
also Mata thinks she killed Henya with chocolate.

Henya's pussy stinks

>>71089406
No she likes bao more than vshojo

>>71089069
Genius dayo.

>>71089069
Currently in labor (I'm the father btw)

>>71089069
idk, probably watching one of the girls

Reminder

>>71089406
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>71090200
Henya and Bao collab tomorrow

>>71090261
Folks this anon is baiting. Recognize the pattern and know where he's going before he even does his thing.

MATA YOUR EGGS. LET ME HELP! AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>71090884
SHE'S MINE

>>71090834
Anon, stop being retarded, please
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2087238746?t=0h21m23s

>>71089069
Tummy hort dayo

Mata and Zen don't know the history of the Democratic party

>>71088784
Mousey has been chewing since before vshojo existed and that's why her farts smell like pink starburst.

Mata and Zen owe me sex

Zen's plan is to fill the week with impromptu Helldivers collabs with Mouse and Mata to prevent them from working on their shops. You heard it here first.

Hello
Tourist here
Are any of your sluts gay?

Gn chat
And you miss Vshojo who lurks here ;) love you.

I feel so bad for Zen, why is everyone hating on her?

>>71091648
Geega is the only straight one

>>71091648
At least 2

>>71091648
Yeah me

>>71091691
Fucked up the collab for Hime.

>>71091648
All women are gay. They like cock.

>>71091648
>not a new ip

>>71091648

>>71091799
Desperate for (You)s

Matara with the glowing eyes and everything else dark due to the game looks amazing.

>>71091915
IKR?

henya cunny rapist

Why does Geega refuse to flex her language skills

>>71091708
Token straight bitch.

Geckos?
https://x.com/M1dnight_madman/status/1766929568605012197?s=20
It's so over.

grim

>>71092149
>ranked 609
>top 10 yapper

if someone was streaming right

>I LOVE BEING A DEMOCRAT
Haruka...

>>71092149
231 hours in like what, 4 months? we lost her

time for a "little bit" of supermarket gameplay from mommy

>>71092384
Haruka has officially endorsed Joe Biden for the U.S. Presidency. It's over for Trump

>>71092149
I'm glad it's making you seethe

>>71092384
Trump held a rally in my town recently.
I have been to a lot of anime cons and seen some wacky and fucked up shit, but it pales in comparison to the mass hysteria we're experiencing.
Some bitch was walking around in a black business ensemble with deep cleavage, bleached hair and bright orange fake tan on all exposed flesh, including, yes, her tits.
This is a fucking circus.

Zen with random as fuck raid

>>71092124
>Go to Zentremart
>Want to buy milk
>https://litter.catbox.moe/e171tt.jpg
And that's why they have my business

this is the only way this fat fuck is on screen

>>71092657
sounds like Silver

>>71092657
>the bitch in question

>>71093021
o7

You can be annoying emma, but I got to respect the grind.

>>71093142
who was emma again

>>71093142
my favorite vtuber in 2-3 years

>>71093180
emma balls

>>71093180
Monke donator who now frequents Mouse when he isn't streaming

>dyrbi

>bideos

bideos

>>71093299
>>dyrbi
kys

>>71093299
I don't, actually, and the schtick is getting old.

i didn't know electric callboy covered this. kek

I'm always watching (You)

>>71093522
fuck you peepeehead

>>71093522

>>71093239

>>71093299

>>71093635
kek wtf is this lmao

>>71093635
KEK

>>71093522
Watch this

>>71093668
People sometimes try out new generals that group vtubers in unusual ways like that. It can be a fun way to mix together fans and introudce them to streamers that have something in common with their favorite. What's hard to understand about that?

Who’s the fittest Vshojo?

>>71093635
>oh my science

>>71093941
Henya

>>71093941
Henya
I lied it's really kson

>>71093941
Zen.

>>71093941
Mel

I appreciate mouse skipping bad videos more often than not but man if it's under 10 minutes and you already watched half might as well just finish it

>>71093941
Ms running half marathons is my pick

>>71094117
>5 hour stream on the other site
I'd bet on Zen or Mata to win a raw strength contest, but Mel would fucking abolish anyone else in the org in a playing with yourself competition.

>>71093941
matara or mel or zen

>>71093522
PEEPEEHEAD PLEASE. JUST ONE CHANCE. ONE SEX. STEAMY HOT SEX WITH YOU. PLEASEEE!!!!!!!!

Oh no, I have to go to bed now. looking forward to the next mata stream. will she stream on Monday?
Good Night Momos Geckos and everyone else who loves our girls.

>>71093941
Hime

Remember when reacting to bideos was fun. Remember when she watched Nukes top 5.

>>71094847
GN!

https://twitter.com/ksononair/status/1767049996049039702
sonch is out with her mom

This weekend went by too fast. At least I had fun watching a lot of Mouse.

>>71095230
TIL #KsonES is a thing

>>71093941
Let's see from least fit to most fit off of my memory alone we've got:
VERY NOT FIT TIER
Mouse - Obviously. Not her fault of course, but we're being objective here
NOT FIT TIER
Kuro - Shown himself. Did a couple IRL's while in Japan. They were all mysteriously short. As if walking around for long periods of time were difficult okay he did have legitimate excuses for most of those
Haruka - Used to be very /fit/ if she's to be believed. Did some exercises on stream in the past though and sounds like she's lost a good bit of that
Henya - Goes to the gym. Still struggles through 5 minutes of Ring Fit.
Geega - Also supposedly used to exercise quite a bit. Unfortunately her sickness + surgery + recovery means she's not been able to keep up with it by her own admission. Should easily move up a tier once she's good in that regard though
Froot - There is such a thing as being too skinny and it sounds like Froot's definitely in that camp. She also mentions getting sick easily a lot and stuff like that so she's probably not got the strongest constitution.
Hime - Debated putting her up a tier. She's got no issues traveling constantly and doing lots of moving around for content creation activities. Doesn't seem particularly good outside of that though.
PROBABLY FIT
Kson - Probably only this high up on technicality. She did win a contest for being hot against a bunch of other hot girls. She's certainly in good shape and can move, but seems to struggle through stuff like Ring Fit.
DEFINITELY FIT
Mata - Do you know how long a marathon is? 26 miles. She may have only done a half-marathon, but that's still 13 miles and she did quite a bit of training to get to that point. Normally this wouldn't mean much but she did it very recently too and it's unlikely she's regressed by a serious amount even if she immediately dropped off of exercising, which is unlikely anyway.
Zen - Claims to get up every morning to go for a run. Claim seemingly backed up by a stream that starts in the morning in her time zone and very frequently goes long. Did an hour of a stream on a treadmill for charity and kept going long after that.
Mel - Has a stripper pole installed. Learned pole dancing. Literally did a yoga stream a while back. Seems to have constitution issues like Froot, but has shown quite a bit of physical activity on stream despite that. Not even going into her early stream days where she wore much heavier equipment just to track herself in 3D and had to make her movements look somewhat natural then, too.

>>71095699
nice list

>>71095699
Kuro is going recently to the gym btw with a friend

>>71095699

>>71095699

>>71093635
Dumb cunts deleted it? But, they leave bait threads alone for hours

Resting your head on Mouse's BLT's as she uses her long nails to scratch your head.

>>71095967
Reports matter, people.

>>71096092
not here, calling catalogtards names? insta delete/warning.
concerntroll falseflag spam? have a good day sir!.

>>71095992
Mouse most definitely stinks of chemicals, it would not be pleasant

>>71096456
chemicals that smell like birthday cake

>>71096456
she smells like candy actually

>>71096456
mouse uses girly smells tourist retard

>>71096664
She can use all the soaps and perfumes she wants but sickness stinks bro

>>71096937
>>71091626

>>71096937
*cums on you*

why do women impede the function of their most useful extremities with trinkets

>>71097160
b/c cute

Every time Mouse's recomended pops up, it's one of the videos from Taledo or False, and several holos kek

>>71097608
She just like me fr lmao

I think the poster below me has a cute smile

>>71097775

>>71097775
yoink

>>71097899

>>71097955

What is the exact season of this Kamen rider and do I need any prerequisite watching?

kamen rider tangents put me to sleep

>>71097955
Impregnating this momo

>>71098180
i don't know anything about it other than mouse reacts, but i think wizard

This is a weird blunt rotation of video clips

I miss pink love...

I don't remember that fucking Zen clip kek

>>71098865
Gotta be one of those great STT-TTS moments but I have NO idea what the context was.

do you think we'll get another Hime stream this month

Geega come to India

mouse is always saying random shit

Those were some funny clips.

How come Vei wasn't in that compilation

Wow. Not a bad bideo

Good night I love sonch

Aussiefeast just got told. Stupid catalog containment breaking cunt.

when will Mouse collab with Nyan again?

>>71099177
While the obvious reasoning is that they guy did a Mouse and friends (yeah, yeah, this was around the time Nyan and Mouse collabed a bit) clips and Vei is sort of out there, pre-break Vei was a bit meh. I don't remember much other than some DaD spam ngl.

>>71095956
Lusting over kson

>>71099387
She's vocalized the thought twice in the last week so I'd say so.

found that video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZg4pV5rd4k

Oh God who sent her Neil Breen...

https://vocaroo.com/17wfmzjhU34t

>>71099884
It’s a good time in the night to go to sleep.

are these bad on purpose

>>71099975
It's Neil Breen.

https://youtu.be/pQS_bX3sX8s?si=lS0COYdnO1rTHxkn

>>71099975
No. The dude who made this is actually delusional and think of himself as a genius.

Love my wolf wife

I like to masturbate to Tracer and think thats Froot.

women do not like monty python

>>71100226
this one is kinda ass

>>71100226
they do be mid

>>71100020
the only half in the bag I enjoyed was when they spent 52 minutes evicerating jack and jill and the insane web of adam sandler's money sharing. shit came out in 2011 long before deep dive expose video essays became popular

>>71100020
mike and jay my beloved

it’s the walk animation from mouses concert

why don't Americans have the attention span for jokes that take longer than a minute to get the punchline.

>>71100304
https://youtu.be/sXNsT7-Lwsk?si=HZE0fKKm1Djo3kup

Got that one, too. They fucking eviscerated him and there is not one thing they said that isn't probably true.

>>71100405
it's not so much attention span but the way the humor is done. it often takes some time to get used to that kind of humor if you don't grow up with it and it doesn't help when people normally send horrible examples.

>>71100405
it was shit joffrey, let it go

>>71100405
We do, but I think it was David Letterman who posited that the humor of a joke can be graphed based on time, but it is not a linear relation nor exponential decay. A short quick joke is funny, but if the joke approaches 1 minute it starts to lose humor, after 2 minutes nobody will laugh, and by 3 minutes the joke is no longer funny, but after 4 minutes the joke is funny again.

Basically keep it short and sweet but if you gotta go long you gotta go way long and you have to keep the listener engaged which is the toughest part. This might be one of the better examples of a long ass joke:

https://youtu.be/jJN9mBRX3uo?si=DPNXOizTZMqmypTE

>>71100405
out of all the monty python sketches they chose the shitty lul randum cheese one

remember when she said she’d play new games

>>71100757
blame zen id still watch this over fnaf

>>71100757
I blame zen
mouse is too stubborn to back down from a challenge

>>71100405
Monty Python was funny. It was absurdist humor. But absurdist humor of the old world just isn't that absurd any more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c
There are some skits that are still as aburd. Like the repressed peasant. It's even more funny if anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2c-X8HiBng

>>71100405
>Woi don' yew Americans loike Monty Pyfon? Are yew schewpid?

>>71100999
I love you Froot.

>>71100798
>50 hours of supermarket simulator
>close to being her top 5 most played game
mouse and her ability to spam a fotm game

>>71100857
>But absurdist humor of the old world just isn't that absurd any more.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c
I disagree, I still find that one absurdist but now for exactly the opposite reason of he original focus of the absurdity. Now people would look at the critic as the absurd one, and I think the joke takes on an even funnier, albeit sad, humor that it didn't have before.

Looking through old stuff and forgot about this foreshadowing kek.

>>71101150
Er let me rephrase I find the absurdity that people would find the critic absurd now, and that is what makes it sad. Amazing how old unintentional "predictions" have come true.

>>71101292
How is it funny if it's sad

>>71101150
This is a nitpick on the way uou use words, but get it right. It's absurdist humor niw and forever since that's the intent. But absurdist humor isn't funny in the intended way unless it's absurd in the intended way. Having "modern" progressive rebels in Judea is still absurd, but the woman part doesn't have the same zing effect any more. Time will likely erode the rest, too.

>>71101271
This stream bg was amazing

Let there be a new meta that will let the girls conveniently forget about this “competition”

>>71101441
Yeah it was, shame that Twitch bitrate couldn't handle it.

>>71101398
Absurdism is completely different from what it was back then. In the 80's being absurd was a bunch of people of old having the same problems as modern people. Modern absurdism looks like this

>>71101500

>old transphobic jokes aren't funny anymore :(
Truly the west has fallen

>>71101500
That's the way I look at it. The absurd has evolved.

>>71101562
lmfao I remember Mika completely losing her shit over that emote for like 5 minutes. I wish I had that VOD it was so good.

>>71101131
I enjoyed LC as a FOTM as all of the lobbies mouse got were full of different groups and put together people I hadn't seen before, each one is a little different. it was also eventful in that there were memorable moments caused by the game throwing bullshit in a fun way ( https://clips.twitch.tv/EnchantingInexpensiveArtichokeCurseLit-8Lr1cZ4f4U4gmcy0 ), helldivers lacks that because it's just the same grind over and over. supermarket sim was fun and I liked that it got her to do some unbacked singing but it's the exact same thing for hours and hours and hours with no deviations

>>71101500
>E
henya...

>>71101570
Your post is absurd

>>71101603

>>71101500
yeah this is the kind of thing I find funny. maybe not this one specifically but in this vein. of course this kind of humour relies on a semi-deep knowledge of existing internet culture and memes which makes it impossible to explain why it's funny to someone who doesn't get it, that's where monty python and others like it have more power. they don't need a shitload of context

>>71101150
>>71100857
holy shit that video aged so well

>>71101682
MIKA COME BACK UUUUU

https://twitter.com/ammo21204760/status/1767089792830099477

>>71102404
I like the hentai stretching too. Cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y51h-qA23eY

After Zen started listening to the Suika song on stream earlier and someone mentioned the Bao version I've had it stuck in my head so fuck whatever anon posted that but now all of you have to hear it too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhMlRksu5YI

Momos, your mom is a BIG FILTHY LIAR
She CANNOT BE TRUSTED
She said she'll only play for a little bit, but look at her now
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

>>71103352
now that no one is really playing anymore, any anons who played, what did you get to? just over 3700 for me but still no double watermelon, maybe one day I'll go back to it to go for that

>>71096293
>

we lost her

I am a Momo and I stink of semen

>>71104052
>dagner

>>71104052
Is she going to play it? even if not everyone gets addicted I'm very curious to see how everyone manages their own store. it's been a lot of fun to contrast Zen/Mata/Mouse/Henya's playstyles.

>>71104052
based melly

>>71104200
I'm not super up on mel lore, is her adhd well-medicated? if it is then even if she tries it she won't be stuck in it, if it's not then there's a real risk if she does she'll be trapped like the rest of them

>>71103411
She wants to humiliate Zen.
As a Gecko I can respect that.

I must once again propose that I take Mel's hand in marriage

Froot should stream and these hours.

>Check in on Tara's stream
>She finally got the store room and some shelves
>Is even putting stuff in there
>Street is still full of boxes

i miss kchon

https://files.catbox.moe/z04tuz.mp4

Zen hurry up and release those chopsticks I love instant noodles

>>71105050
nice

Mata's box situation is insane but it's not entirely insane. Sheseems to just make a mental note of what size box an item is in so when she needs to retrieve something from box mountain she just filters out all the other boxes and can find something quicker than you'd think. Not as quick as not having a box mountain, but quicker than nothing.

>>71104749
>Why Cockroaches like cardboard
>The reason cockroaches like cardboard is because of its starchy composition and its ability to shelter the insects. In the wild, cockroaches recycle decaying plants and animals by breaking them down into waste that nourishes the soil. So, as cardboard is made of plants, it is natural for cockroaches to want to eat them. Wet cardboard is even better because it is softer, and it helps hydrate the cockroaches at the same time. It’s not uncommon to find cockroaches in storage rooms full of cardboard boxes, especially in restaurants where there is a lot of moisture and other foods nearby.

She's just providing housing and sustenance for the Momos.

>>71105050
nice

>>71105050
pretty good but it should be froot filling me up

>>71105050
>>71105354
a cute froot poster getting filled up by a cute froot would be cute

damn...if only she had an agency who can help her with that.
https://twitter.com/AmemiyaNazuna/status/1767106989178736975

>>71105452
Gay!

>>71105471

>>71105469
she's gonna get scammed by some hater

>>71105469

>>71105469
nazuna come home

>>71105469
i can fix her

>>71105469

>>71105469

>>71105469
i miss her uuuuu she should have never gone back to her alter ego

can froogs stop larping? you having sex with a man is not gay,you're not a man!!!! you are a woman!!!!!!! stop it its cringe

>>71106069

>>71106126
My cock in your ass will make you gay

>>71106126
you will like to suck cute cock

>>71106126
you need to relax, buddy
here, drink this

>>71106189
you dont have a cock!!!! you are pretending to be a man, not real

>>71106126
Check under the table.

>>71106236
sure why not *drinks*

>>71106297
You're supposed to drink the cum cup! Not the poison cup!

>>71106297
HAHA YOU DRANK THE GAY JUICE! QUICK, SUCK HIS COCK BEFORE IT WEARS OFF!

you ever look at your oshi and think "i wish was her 6 month old baby so i can suck on those tits"?

https://twitter.com/ginpei_ginpei/status/1767113206823260169

>>71106328

>>71106297
Wait, is it gay for other person if he is unconscious during gay sex?
Well, whatever *unzips*

>>71106286
why is the table thumping when I call you a cutie?

>>71105050
god I wanna fuck froot so bad

>>71106416
i love sonch's pussy

>>71106328
urghhh! i feel funny,something's wrong with me arrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh-sikeeeeee!!! your stupid poison has no effect on me for i am already gay(male)

Does Matara molest the momos?

>>71105469
What is wrong with her.

Mataras eggs...

>>71105469
>nazu.miya.1
>.1
Somebody already took that Gmail name????

>>71106416
Post more Sonch pussy pics

>>71106665
crumbling in the dust...

>>71106686
It is a real name someone can have. A quick google search gave a few "Nazu Miya" and "Nazu Mia" results before it finally gave Nazuna on the list.

>>71106693

Matara wants Zen to be gentle with her...

>>71106827
cute pussy

mom lied

so what's up with Mata's logistics?

>>71107462
I'm going to logistic my dick into her pussy

Performing CPR on Mata's womb

Fucking hags ruining my sleep schedule.

Should I choose Mouse or Mata as my wife?

>>71108066
Mata

>>71108066
Mouse is married to Cinnamorolls

mata raided mouse. she fucking HATES her.

>>71108066
Both inshallah

So why doesn't Mouse have a Gamersupps cup? Timed non compete from Advancedgg?

>>71109308
Lily hates her and bought a stake in gamersupps to veto.

>>71109401
Based Orca, I will now t3 sub her

Zen and Mata have some seriously fat milkers, I hope they continue to get bigger and better

But in other words, which vshojo is in desperate need of upgraded tits?

>>71109308
Seems most streamers who get cups have been with gamersups for a while so maybe in a few months

>>71109567
Hime
with Mata and Zens upgrades she isnt mogging the rest hard enough

>>71109583
even Hime has gamersupps cup

>>71109567
Henya

>>71109567
i want all of them to get fatter titties

Who's /in/ next? Is it 100% notMika?

>>71111023
the next one is my balls /in/ your mouth

>>71111023
I'm thinking Kyo because he's been interacting with a lot of vshojo members lately

>>71111111

just watched the LC collab... I'm kind of surprised none of the vsjs have privately DMd zen asking her to stop trolling, it's obnoxious. like it doesn't seem fun to continuously die in the same way from her especially for hime since she just dies then has to watch everybody else for five minutes waiting for a respawn, and it's not fun for the viewers either to just be watching their streamer be chased and killed the exact same way by the same person for no reason every time
on god I'm not trying to threadshit and I don't usually, it just feels like that ultra-rare hime collab was completely wasted because of the stupid shit zen kept pulling

RUMAO

>>71111303
>on god

>>71111303
they had fun you faggot
they didnt ask because they were ok with it and were laughing

>>71111303
oh you are awake already? Good morning retard chan

>>71111303
This is why i never watch any collab with Zen.
She ruins all of them. Either by trolling or simply by making everyone have to wait for her fucking tts to catch up to a discussion from 1 minute ago

>>71111303
>>71111634
(You) are the obnoxious faggot here. Try actually talking to real people for once instead of samefagging.

>>71111480
it doesn't seem considerate to unilaterally decide that other people don't get to play the game is all. if it's once a session who cares but it's basically every other round, and because of how the game works it means they can't progress much either
>>71111628
nah that person just posts dumb shit about mouse every morning. they had that weird week where they kept trying to anti zen but this is genuine
>>71111634
the TTS doesn't bother me personally and trolling in other games isn't as disruptive as in LC

Looks like Henya's collab with Bao is still on.

>>71111834
So basically Henya wants /out/ of Vshojo and hates the girls.

>>71111870
Henya wants to join the whore clan.

>>71111966
i laughed. It would be really funny

>>71111966
>boreclan
*pukes*

What are the benefits of Zentre Mart and Momo Mart

So now that the corporate obligations are out of the way, will Mouse be working through her fan obligations? The things that she promised us?

>>71111966

Geega telling GTA normies Vshojo isn't degen then raiding into Mel only for Mel to instantly be degen.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2087015185?t=04h44m18s
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2087107114?t=03h15m01s

>>71112233
Momo mart has dental. Zentre Mart has life insurance

>>71112373
The timing couldn't be better.
And even Geega said so

>>71112373
I'm glad she was embarrassed in front of her new GTA friends.

>>71112407
Why would Zentre mart have life insurance?

>>71112370
will this ever happen again?

>Mata inspiring Hime to stream
I kneel

>>71111834
She lives!
I love her so much bros.

Cute son live playing guitar

Kuro actually live

https://www.twitch.tv/k9kuro

>>71112233
>>71112407
The bodega has slavery kek

>>71112373
to be fair she knew the risks raiding the cinnamon bun.

>>71100059
i dont remember posting this but yes. i do with all my heart.

>>71113819

What a banger original song

What would Quinn need to do to win you over when he debuts?

>>71114343
I never watched him, so it'll be my first introduction to him.

>>71114343
a year without any controversy

>>71114343
"My lawyers have tossed my silencing contract. The first 30 minutes of this stream lets just shit on Niji and get it out of our systems"

>>71114393
Is the real answer. The re-debut give him a chance to show ups what he can cook.

what happened to the ip count

>>71114578
What do you mean? It's a bit higher than usual, but nothing too crazy.

>>71114578
im assuming it's bugged
>>71114616
refresh the page, it'll be a '?'

>>71114672
Something probably broke, not a big deal.

>>71114774
true, this site is held together by duct tape and wishful thinking
i still remember about 3 years back, the website theme and layout completely changed for about 4 hours, then changed back with no explanation why

It's so over.

>>71105050
oh this is very gud.

new thread
>>71115437
>>71115437
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