/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

awa

I want to take ecstasy with Hime.

>>71102601
NOW (Literally right now)
Kaminari Clara (05:00UTC | LIVE | Crash Bandicoot)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi56BLxChPs
Gram Pico (07:00UTC | LIVE | Buying a Laptop)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciaKb-HSGag
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | LIVE | Corponation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDZ46DZHB-c

SOON
Utatane Nasa (11:00UTC | 3h30m | Personality Type Discussion w/ Eni)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNNvfCHwcDs

LATER
Dead Hours, probably

BONUS
Hanamori Natsumi (06:00UTC | LIVE | Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2phm1h6r-Hc

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Saya, Eimi, Loki

Pipkiss

i love runie a normal and sane amount.

>>71102732
based

My love for Lumi is stronger than a golden banana

You have no idea just how powerful Clara is. In her orisong she states she can achieve 1 BILLION volts of potential. Do you have any idea just how much that is? Lightning strikes can occur with as little as a few tens of thousands of volts, and up to hundreds of thousands. She has control over TEN THOUSAND TIMES more potential! According to the Meek Criteria for the breakdown voltage of air, at standard conditions for temperature and pressure, you can create an electric arc in air with 3.4 megavolts. That means Clara can create an arc of lightning at about 300 meters! And that's in relatively dry air, if the humidity is increased, the arc distance can go up by a lot, enough to make an arc from over a kilometer for sure!
With 1 BILLION volts, even if you were wearing a full body gimp suit made of 2 centimeter thick electrically insulating rubber, she'd be able to grab your shoulder and effortlessly electrocute you through the rubber as if you were wearing nothing!
Clara's potential is so high that to be able to manipulate those voltages, her electrical organs have to be made of DIAMOND, because that's the only material with enough dielectric strength to have a chance at containing them. Literal DIAMOND.
Do you know how many electrical eels you'd need to generate as much voltage as one Clara? One eel can generate up to 860 volts, so one Clara is equivalent to 1 163 000 adult electric eels. With large eels of around 20 kilograms with around the density of water, that's 23 million liters of eels. An olympic swimming pool has a capacity of about 2.5 million liters, so that means to create as many volts as a SINGLE CLARA, you need about 10 Olympic swimming pools filled to the brim with electric eels.
If the current generated by Clara scales similarly, since an electric eel creates a shock of 0.2 amperes, this means Clara can muster 4.6 mega-amps! With this much current, Clara only needs to shock you for a nanosecond and you will explode with as much energy as a kilogram of TNT!
This is the true power of Clara Kaminari.

Clara will never be Japanese

It's over, pico has now attracted Indian tech support into the chat

>>71102859
Will Pico redeem?

>>71102732

Love you Pippa.

I fucked Nasa, Iori, Lia, Uruka, Tenma, Pippa, Michiru, Lumi, Dizzy, Ember, Jelly, Wemi, Airi, Erina, Rie, Shiina, Panko, Runie, Eimi, Muyu, Hina, Saya, Loki, Pico, Memory, Yuu and Clara. Also Yuri.

>>71102935

Who's the sanest Phase Connect girl?

Clara thinks it's her
Jelly thinks she is.
Your votes and why.

>>71103002
no you didn't

>>71103038
Muumi.

>>71103002
This post was made by me

>>71103018

>>71103038
I can't name one that is actually insane so I guess they all tie.

>>71103038
It's actually Hime.
Isn't that frightening?

>>71103038
Jelly is normal relative to her alien species

>rumors of jelly graduation float around
>sudden surge in donos
hmm
interesting
some of the things lumi has been saying the past week or two suddenly make a lot more sense

>>71103038
Panko.

>>71103038
Nasa

>>71103236
I've held my tongue until now, but here's the truth: Jelly is cute_____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____

>>71103315
proof?

>>71103250
she even stuffed her full of lemons that's just insulting

>>71103038
Airi is probably the most normal normal. She's the only one I can actually see getting married and having a family.

>>71103250
The Chinese are fucking barbarians.

I still haven't found an oshi....

>>71103038
There's no way it's Jelly.

>>71103388
Here you go

>>71103348
You asked for it...

>>71103053
Yes I did.

>>71103236
I don't watch Lumi. What has she been saying?

>>71103156
>>71103315
>>71103236
Jelly gives thighjobs for a banana

hag jelly love!

jelly outed as a hag by tenma

Chinchilla
Mommy???

Tenma just fucking doxed jelly live

>>71103458
wtf I love monkeys now

>>71103429
But I don't like Pikamepippa

Good night I love this chainsmoking idol alien princess.

>>71103446
the final yab is coming

>>71103038
Lumi

>>71103502
Watch Phase Pet Chinchilla

>>71103038
There should be a Phase off event where the talents compete for the most sane title.

why does jerry always seem like she's having a mental breakdown?

>>71103518
And will Jelly be the girl to kick it off?

>>71103567
jelly will be the virgin sacrifice to fulfill the necessary blood ritual

>>71103559
this facsimile of banter is healthy for viewer engagement
it's all plotted out my friend

>>71103534
I do when I catch her streams

>>71103559
Because she is?

>>71103388
Same kind of. I just don't feel committed enough to use the term sincerely. I wish I cared as much as some of the retards I've seen, but I don't.

>>71103590
Necessary for what?

>>71102785

[Jelly News] Sakana just DM'd her on discord to confirm the termination

>>71103634
the final yab
pay attention

>>71103559
>seems like

>>71103682
What will the final yab actually be?

>>71103715
JERRY!

>>71103639
You just broke my ears

>>71103722
nobody knows, it's never happened before

https://twitter.com/qi27vk/status/1766569174871179612
Am allowed to post this?

>>71103038
Jerry, she said she was

>>71103473
I can only think of that AI audio anon made...

>>71103250
I'll miss you Limi

>>71103722
When Xalamon finally leaks the dirt he has on all of the talents.

>>71103769
This one?

>>71103756

>>71103799
the other one the mommy one

Jelly is an atheist.

>>71103782
Picture the dirt that fag has on Lumi

>>71103834
Who cares?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAn8GSPfx0E This is a banger

I miss Panko and Da Michi

>>71103834
I'm pretty sure Wemi is the only Phase girl that isn't a godless heathen.

>>71103834
Source?

>>71103038
Panko most likely.

>>71103901
I will beat the love of God into Pippa.

>>71103834
the fedora aesthetically matches the cigarettes

>>71103890
Have any of the JPs said PANKO MANKO?

>>71103993
That isnt seiso

>>71103901
muyu is a good christian cow

>>71104021
neither are any of the jps

>>71104058
Nasa is seiso

>>71103834
How could anyone be atheist? I don't mean believing in Christianity or religion, yet believing that we all came from NOTHING is just so stupid to me.

>>71104075
Nasa wants anon on all fours with a collar on and eating from a dog bowl

>>71104120
That's not what atheism is.

>>71104075
you have been deceived by her cute voice

>>71104120
wut bro u came from ur moms pussy lmfao!

>>71103976
would be funnier if the guard says 'theres kids here, you can't wear that" or something and he points to pippa like she's the kid

>>71104075
nasa is sex

>>71104048
lol, lmao

>>71104075
I don't have a sad Nasa face saved, but imagine one as a reply

>>71104048
She truly is the modern Job.

>>71104075
nasa is a gigachad and does as she pleases, she has no concept of seiso or unseiso

>>71103901
Pippa has said she believes in God but she's not religious. Though I think she admitted her mentally ill mind bounces between "God is real" and "Is God real?"

i think i wouldn't make for a very good vtuber
these unfunny clowns hammering on the same "joke" that was barely funny to begin with always get annoying by the ten minute mark
i would probably be unable to hide my contempt

>>71104270
>spoiler
That's a normal way to think.

>>71104290
There's an audience that likes being berated as well as being paypigs

>>71103901
Lumi is her own god and worshipped by people who live in fear of her power to drive seemingly normal virtual youtubers to make bad decisions

>>71104290
If you wrangle people like that from the start and stay on top of it to the point that it's expected of you it's fine.

>>71104339
I should have worded it better, but yes, but it's Pippa so she overthinks it to an extreme amount.

>>71104290
you sound like jerma and it worked out for him

>Pippa has said

>>71103722
Dizzy kidnaps someone to marry him.

[Jelly News] She was smoking weed from the garden of eden

Jelly smokes weed.
Jelly LOVES smoking.

>>71104391
When it's regarding such abstract matters mixed with uncertain historical context, is there really such a thing as overthinking it?

Pippa should let me suck on her toes

>>71104449
>>71104491
Off topic, but can tobacco be smoked from a bong?

>>71104500
If it causes you to panic about it? Maybe? I think it's more how you think about it that really matters.

just got a pound of the boof ayy

>>71104558
That's a great question to ask Jelly

>>71104558
You can smoke anything from a bong if you're brave enough.

>>71104583
Answer the fucking question you faggot

>>71104164
most atheists are like that though
>Bro you don't believe in the big bang theory? LOL

I believe that we're the cell of a huge alien or that our universe was made by aliens

>>71104615
You should superchat her!

>>71102601
>>71102690

>>71104558
I don't see why not

>>71104558
Yes, you will get a crazy headspin. A friend of mine would always convince other people to do it when they were drunk at parties. It would always result in the person throwing up as the headspin would be too much for a drunk person.

Also it's common in Australia to mix a bit of tobacco with weed in bongs for whatever reason.

>>71104075
I think NASA might kill someone if she gets the most seiso award again

>>71104558
Can you? Yes. Should you? No, it sucks unless your mixing it with pot and at that point you're better off rolling it.

>>71104558
They use a different design for a water pipe you can share with your friends called a hookah. You can smoke a small one by yourself and it just sits on your desk.

>>71104681
She said she was going to go for it again this year

Jelly HATES us

[Jelly news] she doesn't hate you, she's just not ready. Don't ask for kisses so suddenly

>>71104672
Did you know that in Iraq, there's a type of tobacco called dokha which is potent enough to cause very brief unconciousnes? A special stone pipe is used, called a medwakh.

>>71104740
I don't wanna burn charcoal though.

Is Pico PC building live? Hope her chat is smart enough.

>I guess I beat you to the punch.

>>71104752
Anon she did a fetish talk stream

>>71104888
I know, that's the stream where she said she was going to go for it again

>>71104867
she's just looking at laptops to buy

>>71104867
Hard to say, the JP laptop market looks a bit more limited and tends to be more expensive. Especially at a budget of only 150,000 yen. That's like trying to limit yourself to a $800 streaming laptop in US.

>>71104888
the seiso award is ironic

gn

>>71104075

>>71105001
otsukaminari

>>71104986
No it's not. They're all just stupid.

>>71104969
Yeah that's gonna be rough. I know nothing about the JP market but if she's lucky she might be able find something without the name brand markup.

Jelly is a smoking drinking and gambling monkey hag

>>71105001
That tit-gap is amazing.

>>71105087
I wanna try gambling someday

I like how most of the phase connect girls aren't sensitive and they can take jokes. That's why I like Jelly, I don't feel worried about offending her.

>>71105106
try daytrading options
God what a rush

>>71105001
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>71105087
We had to ban Jelly from our mahjong parlor, she gets far too drunk.

>>71105153
don't do that

>>71105001
sleep well, lil horny

>>71105153
I need to gamble under the table because I don't want the state to reduce my SSI

>>71105201
Don't worry, I'd rather trade currency.

>>71105117
And she bullies children online in children's games

How does Phase deal with the fact there's like 500 indies wanting to join the company at any given moment?

>>71105326
Lumi kills the ones that are assigned to her

>>71105326
By ignoring them and just doing nepohires. The correct way to employee anyone in any industry.

[jerry news]
FUCK communism

>>71105326
>500

>>71105153
Nothing like earning 4k in one day and losing 6k the next.
I couldn't take it.

>Jelly is chinese

I never knew that, how come she never spoke Chinese before?

>>71105423
Leverage 1m for trading FX and put it all on VND/USD.

>>71105463
Chinese is an ethnicity

>>71105423
Make sure to also put the money you need to survive on the table for an added bonus.

>>71105326
Like 450 of those indies can probably be thrown out in under a minute

>>71105518
Isn't it multiple ethnicities

nini, fuck this gay world.

>>71105570
Finana is Hmong

>>71105597
Hmongus?

>>71105552
gen 2 had thousands of applicants and according to the interview he probably does it in 5 seconds

>>71105463
her stories about eating everything didn't give it away?

>>71104362

>>71105612
sus

>>71105631
Jelly "Patient Zero: Hoshiumi.

>>71105570
Only the Han are Chinese

>>71105631
It's a joke right

>>71105579
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>27 streamers
>30 squibs

>>71105692 (me)
ah fuck

>>71105696
Sounds kinda supremacist

>>71105702
If that's what you'd like to believe.

[jerry news]

>>71105702
She talked a bunch about all the weird shit she'd eaten and wanted to eat in the future around the time of her debut.

nini /pcg/

Goodnight /pcg/

>>71105579
Sleep well, lil disgruntled capipi.

>>71105795
Sleep well, lil doremu.

>>71105712
>Lia
>26 streamers

>>71105631
>>71105463

>>71105812
FUUUUUUCK you~ chuuuuuuuu~

>>71105795
rest up lil doremu.
>>71105812
rest up nigga.

jelly is really cute

>>71105739
Just keeping it real

>>71105618
Honestly good
>opens with stumbling over their words or several seconds silence
>has a filter voice
>didn't bother buying a useable mic
>can't record footage
>enters an obviously stupid answer
>horribly ESL
>no listed experience in content creation
All instant trash piles within seconds

>jelly approves of oshi switching
based

what the fuck did pico just say??
nearly spat my coffee hearing that

>>71105920
Camel blue 99s or Marlboro gold 100s?

>>71105812
Nini Michiposter, sleep well and be comfy

>>71105795
>>71105812
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>71105957
The supa name?

cute embarrassed jerry

Jelly says NO MALES

jelly news no males

>>71105823
I'm gonna shoot her full of my cum

>>71105832
>>71105894
>>71105967
>>71105984

>>71105989
yes

>>71105966
I didn't mean to reply to you.

>>71106012
>news

>>71105618
i can see why fish takes the talents' recommendations for new hires seriously when there's that many applications

>>71105795
Nini Doremu, sleep well and be comfy

>>71106041
Did I just reply to myself?

>>71105326
most indies will never be good enough to join a corpo

[Coffee News] They are working on Invaders coffee right now

[BIG JERRY NEWS]
JERRY COFFEE SOON

Jerry Coffee confirmed!

>dark
>sophisticated

>>71106084
they could probably get in some SEA start up with Holo in it's name

ESL SPOTTED

ESL destroyed

Jerry confirmed super cute and super funny.

Newfag here, where did the Jerry = smoker come from?

>>71106263
Jelly smokes

What's a good idea for doing a +1 Iori or Lia?

>>71106263
Jelly smokes 5 packs a day

>>71106263
It makes her mad so people started spamming it. Also, small cute girls smoking is funny and cute.

>>71102842
electric powers are so fucking cool I wish I had them

>>71106335
go to bed already Pippa

>>71106335
Nah electric powers are trash you get instagibbed by the guy with slash powers

>>71106335
with electric powers, you can do anything. You can levitate with electric forces, you can mind control by manipulating the electrical impulses in people's brains, you can hack computers

Dressing Jelly in children's clothes and groping her budding breasts in front of an elementary school.

>>71106310
wao it's /pcgia/ team captain Beeko

>>71106474
Gura we're not going to beat the pedophile allegations like this

>>71106090
>News
It's been confirmed actually soon for like two weeks

>>71106384
sundowner made this post

>>71106310
+1 Sex Deer?
+1 Yippee?
Wish I knew more about Iori.

>>71106434
still jobs to accelerator

>>71106310
>Ioriposter is never here when we need her
Can't trust women istg

>>71106553
even accelerator jobs to accelerator

>vertical
It's literally over...

>>71106568
nah, he'd win

>>71106553
God I wish I could have tolerated the main series. It fucking sucks so god damn much.

>>71102690
Loki karaoke at the usual time

>>71106552
>>71106558
Hmm I was going to save the 'sex ___' for either Erina or Ember but might use that if Ioriposter is kill

>>71106632
>just remembered idiots suggesting it killed the book club
Worst fucking series of all time.

>>71106474
ToT

>>71106632
I love the first 2 seasons; it's a shame they fumbled the bag on the 3rd one after the years of hype. I dropped the novels a bit into New Testament as well, but apparently there are kino moments which I'm missing out on.

>>71106647
Yup, she added her schedule for the week on YouTube shortly after I posted so I knew there was a stream but Karaoke is a pleasant surprise

>>71106655
Sex deer probably sees the most usage out of them to be honest more people know that about her than any of her actual content

>>71103473
is there any archive of this?, can't remember if i watcher or not

>>71106712
Ioriposter started deer Wife I believe just use that

>>71106655
Could do +1 Deer Pits if you feel up to it, or +1 Horny for a pun on her horns.

Jelly panting

We should hold a funeral for ioriposter

Pippa love~!

>>71106722
Was one of the gorillas from June I think? Remember it being before her break in July but that's about it should be on archivebros channel.

>>71106591
Everyone is doing vertical shorts streams in Phase.

>>71106712
>>71106789
>>71106804
Thanks anons. I'll just leave it until after doing the rest of Gen1 or an Ioriposting renaissance

>>71106683
The first two seasons I'd say were watchable, still didn't really care for it, but I was willing to tolerate it. Season three however was one of the first things that I have ever dropped intentionally. Usually I watch through trash to complain about it, but what the actual fuck was that. I've heard people saying the manga is better and I'm sure it is as it can't be worse, but I do not trust any claims that it is worth spending time on. Fuck the entire main series. I still want to watch whatever I had left to watch of the spin-off series, but I was legitimately too annoyed to bother. And as much as I generally think Pippa has bad takes, I will blindly take her side on criticizing the manga even though I can't remember a thing she said about it.

The waters were fast but the sky was clear enough, a good day. Goodnight /pcg/.

>>71106655
sure shes still around
mentioned being sick or injured or something a while back and that why she hadn't been showing up as much

>>71106848
thanks for the lead kind anon. have a nice day

Jelly needs some correction

>>71106930
Nini Sailor, I hope many more clear skies come your way, sleep well and be comfy

>>71106930
rest up lil sailor.

>falling asleep to cute Jelly sorting noises
>waking up to cute Jelly sorting noises
chaotic and irregular sleep schedule is so worth it boys

>>71106854
Yeah and everyone who did it had something bad happen to them (or will have it). It's literally over...

Jelly is pretty cool.

God I want to rape Jelly so badly

Guys I wasn't ready to be, but I've been thunderstruck. What do I do?

[PHASE NEWS]

>>71107147
i have faith that michiru will save us

Lumi shopuld take responsability for making me fall in love with her and become my wife

>>71106884
I think the Railgun anime series is more consistent than Index, for the most part if only because s3 of Index is such dogshit, even if it has a filler cour. It does have some character focus on MALES ON SCREEN in railgun s3 if you're one of those anime fans who can't stomach that sort of thing in a mainly girl show, but I haven't been on /a/ in a hot minute so I don't know if that type of anime fan is still common.

tl;dr, yeah I'd recommend watching the rest of Railgun if you enjoyed that

>>71107147
To be fair it's only an hour and a half to Nasa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNNvfCHwcDs

>her minecraft model says gaijin
boltniggas, your response?

Is Jelly the Gawr Gura of Phase?

>>71107171
It's time to let go, anon.

>>71107227
Jelly is the Rich Evans of Phase.

>>71106084
What about Ami though? What about the recently discarded Prism girls? What about the VReverie girls looking for a new home? There's dozens of vtubers floating out there with no corpo to hire them. Phase is the only middleman corpo that exists right now

>>71107183
>responsability

>tfw no panko image on my machine

>>71107251
>middleman
you're using that word incorrectly

>>71106884
It was incredibly confusing too, without needing to be.

>>71107222
It's an ironic joke. Next question?

>>71107227
Only similarity between the two is that they're both blue

>>71107277
here's a panko

...come to think of it, shouldn't Pippa really enjoy the Toaru Index anime?

RATE THE JELLY
RATE THE SORTING
RATE THE CORPORATE MINDSET
RATE THE ALLEGATIONS
RATE THE STREAM

>>71107297
Wrong, they also both have smooth bald cunnies.

>>71107324
Rape

>>71107324
jelly is cute

>>71107324
JELLY CUTE

>>71107183
God is a cruel bastard for creating her and keeping her away from me

>>71107251
Employment in Phase Connect is not a human right

>>71107297
Both are cute and funny too. Would love to see them both in kindergarten uniforms along with Wemi and Muyu ToT

>>71107324
>RATE THE JELLY
Jelly love <3/10
>RATE THE SORTING
She's got this/10
>RATE THE CORPORATE MINDSET
Perfect little worker bee/10
>RATE THE ALLEGATIONS
Allegations imply ambiguity not facts/10
>RATE THE STREAM
8/10, it's a fun game, I enjoy watching the lil alien being silly and enjoying herself

>>71107388
>Employment in Phase Connect is not a human right
Politely disagree

>>71107324
My head hurts

>>71107552
did you try turning it off and on again?

Passed out while Clara was on and get woken up to Jelly screaming. Nice.

Did Tenma just give Jelly Dr. Who style lore, with Jelly being an immortal alien hag who's reborn into a new loli body every few decades?

>>71107576
I might need a factory reset

>>71107552
Don't worry! Keep doing that, and soon, your brain will learn to separate and correctly prioritize the information streams.
So you wouldn't be noticing the work meeting noises at all!

>>71106335
electricity is only kinda neat until you remember electromagnetism is everywhere, protons and electrons have charges, and you could theoretically do pretty much anything with it if you have enough control. it's like magneto blowing up volcanos

>>71107365
yeah, it's not fair

seeya tomorrow

>>71107986
That dog isn't green.

>>71107986

>>71107986
good night

>>71107986
Nini Green Dog enjoyer, sleep well and be comfy

>>71107251
sorry big guy its a company not an orphanage you got 50-100k you can start your own

>>71107986
rest up lil doggo.

>>71108005
>>71108027
>>71108064
>>71108147
>>71108200
gn

>>71107986
Sleep tight, supernova-san

why thread so solow?

>>71108505
Because everybody is suffered from pollen.

>>71108505
>27 streamers
>30 squibs
>0 streams

>>71108505
you don't get this peace often anymore, treasure it.

>>71108505
Mondays are designated Dead Hours days.

>>71108505
4th fastest thread on the board.

>>71108505
I am severely depressed because I am getting ready for another week of wage slaving.

>>71108505
sry was yugiohing

>>71108754
>>71108754
>>71108754
fresh out the oven.