/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Phasers are the best livers.

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Lia.

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

I like when Runie says STOOOPID

>>71082316(Me)
Forgot to say -
Good night, /pcg/.

Pippa is STOOOOOPID!

Love you Pippa.
I'm once again reminded that if you want Pippa to respond to you on twitter you need to argue with her

surely this thread will be better!

I might be losing my mind.

I have been enjoying Rie streams lately...

>>71082299

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 46 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

Phase Friend Miia owes me sex

I keep getting recommended this Lord Maulington fellow on youtube. Who is he?

Phase girl for this feel?

>>71082529
She seems asexual

>>71082597
10

my knee hong go

>>71082579
Some faggot retard

>>71082299
>>71082470

Hina loves me fr fr bros

>>71082579
he's a phase shill who made like a 2 hour pippa video essay. I think he posts in chat sometimes too. Not my thing.

>>71082597

>>71082567
what have you DONE

Miia...

>>71082325
Ritualpost energie is high on this one.

>>71082667
Michi liked his Michi video though.

>>71082644
that isn't a thing

Femanon owes me sex

>>71082671

>>71082690
>>71082567

>>71082675
Who watches that shit

>>71082753
That's not true. My girlfriend is asexual.

>>71082579
Reigning champ of the Pippa dicksucking competition

>Another apparently funny and cute Yuu stream finished
>Still no auto translation program other than slave-kun occasionally providing some

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

I like this cute dog and I hope you do too!

[Hina news] she's gonna SAY IT

>>71082597
Tenma or Jeff McBiceps

>>71082401
Goodnight anon

Michi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HLLw92VMs

>>71082839
WAO

>>71082815
guess its time to start your JP reps then, huh?

>>71082753
Okay, frigid

>>71082442
>spoiler
I want to test this theory but I'd also want it to be something I genuinely disagree about.
Post more opinions, Pippa! What could go wrong?

>>71082839
AAAYYOOOOOOO

>>71082839

>>71082839

>>71082839

>>71082839
this looks shopped i can tell from the pixels

>>71082815
What do the other talents use for their streams

RATE THE BIRD
RATE THE RUNIE
RATE THE PUNISHMENTS
RATE THE CHEMISTRY
RATE THE STREAM

Wait that was it?

>>71082799
Not true, she just has sex with me instead.

It's like you people have never seen nipples and pussy before.

>>71082815
AI translating was almost ready to revolutionize Japanese media consumption but they hit roadblocks trying to understand the legions of autistic vtuber girls and are now years behind

>>71082913
No it's not.
My uncle works at Phase Connect he said it's real.

>>71082922
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>71082839
We've been over this, Lumi has a cute landing strip

>>71082839

>>71082939
Okay Uruka

>>71082928
post yours femanon

>>71082928
Oh yeah? If pussy is real how come I've never seen one?

>>71082690
Sounds more like a friendly threesome/orgy. Maybe they'd try to play rough, but that's hardly rape.
I endorse it.

>>71082922
I love Evil Women.
Pretty good collab.

>>71082862
>starts JP reps
>graduation announced by the time full fluency is acquired

I want to sniff the Pippa

>>71082922
good

This Hime kinda fucked up

>>71082958
This is my favorite anon

>>71082998
checkmate atheists

>>71082922

>>71082922
Exceptionally cute/10 to all categories

>>71082922
Very fun stream/10
Runie got Hina to say it properly and I will kneel forever/10

>>71082285
We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had our last thread, we had everything we needed, and it was going to die soon! You could have shut your mouth, post in it, and farm as many (you)s as you ever needed! It was perfect! But no! You just had to blow it up! You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man! If you would've not baked, known your place, we'd all be free right now!

I rarely am able to watch Rie but this is pretty good content I guess

>Get directed to Rie
>Demonic bird screeching
Bitos, are you fucking serious?

Why are you so weak and dumb, chat?

>>71082857
this band is so comfy to listen to, thank you Michi Casiopea poster for your service over time and opening my eyes

>>71082958
That's cool

>>71083029
>wanting the pipparticles in your lungs

>>71083118
Chat reflects streamer

>>71083118
because chat reflects the streamer

>>71083124
You're quite welcome and I'm glad to have had such an effect on you.

>>71083087
Hate me if you must. The timer is gone, a new baker has risen, and the ocean currents will continue to flow.

>>71083113
yes

>>71082922
>RATE THE BIRD

the true evil woman

>RATE THE RUNIE

owes me sex

>RATE THE PUNISHMENTS

HARDER

>RATE THE CHEMISTRY

They corrupt each other

>RATE THE STREAM

fun and sex

>>71083113
It's cute

I want to punch Hime in the stomach until she cums

>>71083144

>>71082839
I want one of dizzy

>>71083113
Yeah, it's great right

>>71083204

Hime is very talented.

>>71083250
how many punches is that expected to take

>>71082922
They're always really good together, I love how well they seem to get along

If you're going through a hard time right now I just wanna say, no one cares

what is this...stream

>>71082922
>RATE THE BIRD
Innocent but cunning/10
>RATE THE RUNIE
Runie a cutie/10
>RATE THE PUNISHMENTS
I love the Wheel of Weeb/10
>RATE THE CHEMISTRY
Sometimes quiet but overall good/10
>RATE THE STREAM
Short and sweet

>>71082299
>>71082470
>>71082671
NOW (Literally right now)
Himemiya Rie (01:00UTC | LIVE | Bird Impressions)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGLY24H5QZw

SOON
Himemiya Rie (03:00UTC | 50m | Zatsu, Last stream before Japan trip)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XINLjPILFwA
Kaminari Clara (05:00UTC | 2h50m | Crash Bandicoot)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi56BLxChPs
Remilia Nephys (05:00UTC | 2h50m | Nekomimi, Zatsu/RP?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TtUGOFaDTk

LATER
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 4h50m | ???) If she meant Monday in Jelly time
https://www.youtube.com/@JellyHoshiumi/streams
Gram Pico (07:00UTC | 4h50m | Buying a Laptop)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciaKb-HSGag
Utatane Nasa (11:00UTC | 8h50m | Personality Type Discussion w/ Eni)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNNvfCHwcDs

BONUS
Hanamori Natsumi (06:00UTC | 3h50m | Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2phm1h6r-Hc

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Jelly, Saya, Muyu, Eimi, Loki

There will likely be a few more streams but you know, schedule allergies among the company talents

>>71082962
in the shape of a sowilo rune

WTF himebird is real

>>71083331
Seeing all of Rie's high effort shitpost streams makes me sad that she can barely get past 1 finanas on a regular day. I know it's filthy numberfagging, but I really hope she can grow so she can feel rewarded.

I was channel surfing,
Did Runie and Hina ever put their pants back on?

>>71083343
none, just the anticipation is enough

>>71083405
>5 UTC
>5 UTC
being in EST is fucking suffering...

>>71083118
Sheepposter go away.

>>71083343
not many

>rie getting me in the mood for spring
based and seasonpilled

RIE DON'T HURT YOUR THROAT, YOU NEED TO WHISTLE AND CLICK YOUR MOUTH FOR THESE BIRDS

>>71083405
>Hanamori Natsumi (06:00UTC | 3h50m | Zatsu)
who the fuck and why the fuck am i already subscribed

>>71083343
Just a single really hard one

>>71083470
Yeah, even EUs can make it work

this stream is kino

>>71083536
Her throat gets plenty of exercise

>>71083504
Is Lumi the only one that's gotten a card like this?

>>71083539
Phase Pet Chinchilla

>when Pippa likes pipkun more than (You)
Would (You) give up?

Imagine living next to this woman right now jesus christ

>>71083614
I make sure to lube it with my precum don't worry

Someone to tell Rie to do a Long Eared Owl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ8wRp4irE4

>>71083405
>now schedule poster is shilling off topic streams
grim

>>71082998
This is my favorite peeba

>>71083442
It takes over a year to make up for first-quarter series of breaks unless you're in the upper 0.5th percentile of streamers.

>>71083667
I already did.

>>71083617
I don't think so, but I don't watch most other birthday streams in their entirety.
Most fangroups do various special little things for their oshis.

>>71083667
Luckily she doesn't, so I'm good.

>>71083366
crackanon?

>>71082915
Nasa, Michi and Pico all use jimakuChan, Loki uses one different apparently.

>>71083683
Rie already did owls

>>71083688
Yo schedulenigga provides a consistent and valuable service and do whatever tf he wants.

>>71083667
Yes. Thankfully she doesn't.

>>71083539
>>71083643
>he doesn't know the name of Chinchilla

>>71083770
>>71083800
How do you know? Or is this just cope?

>>71082998
Why are you lying? You've seen pussy before.In the mirror.

>>71083841
Dam that was uncalled for

>>71083829
Oh you mean Hana? The big titty witch that plays Yakuza?

>>71083841
killed him ass

>>71083837
Yeah and I'm sure she liked Henri more than anyone as well.

>>71083841
holy shit

>>71083841
why are starknights so mean...

>>71083775
Yeah

>>71083841
Brutal.

Now that I think about it, its kinda fucked up that I'm watching Rie doing bird sounds at work.

>>71083688
>now
Where have you been cause it's sure as heck not /here/
I've posted every one of her streams for over 3 months now, Pippa's little brother would have gotten added too when anon asked but Aoi doesn't do consistent schedules

>>71084031
why do highschool girls even need xanax with fent?

The rare and majestic himeburra

>>71082299
>>71082470
>>71082671
>>71083405

Uruka said she goes through a lot of toilet paper. Just how creamy are her poops?

>>71083837
I've made art she has responded to positively, that's enough for me.

>>71083841

>>71084181
You didn't have to post this.

>>71083688
Natsumi is a honorary Phase talent regardless if you like it or not

>>71084115
I've never asked them

>>71084311
The uncrowned.

where da michi at

phase girl for this feel?

>>71082579
>make video about Pippa not just being edgy meme rabbit
>exclusively show clips of Pippa being an edgy meme rabbit
I watched his Pippa video for 15 minutes and based on that I can tell you that he is retarded.

>Panko
>Uruka
All my oshis are dying.

>>71084402
Where she's always been.

>>71084408
All of them but the guy is never you.

>>71084085
You're doing god's work Nasa bro, I actually have to thank you, often I come here just for that quick daily and upcoming stream summary.

>>71084353
you don't know your product?

>>71084408
All of them and the guy is me
>Verification not required.

Based throatgoat

>>71084402
She played in Divegrass but got too many cards and is locked in the box.

>>71083688
The Chinchilla stays. She's a good Phase friend and a crowd pleaser.
Unlike the terminated streamer who reincarnated already. She doesn't belong.

>>71083113
Not our fault you aren't cultured enough to handle Rie

[Panko News]

>>71084408
Hime literally had meltdowns on discord because she fell for baitposts about her viewers leaving for invaders right before their debut

>>71084634
k

Brain is fried from coding.
Who should I watch to recover?

Test

>>71084634
Did Panc get coof'd?

z

>>71084654
Why is Hime like this?

>>71084634
>panko is probably bulimic and anorexic

>>71084703

>>71084408
All of them but the guy is Sakana

>>71084703
you fucked it

>>71084735
Goodnight Zleeper

>>71084506
I'm glad it helps :D

>>71084703
https1A(F(Ffiles.catbox.moe(Fdrr04d.webm]

>>71084654
They ended up leaving anyway. Poor Hime…

>>71084634
The manager skinwalking her is really cute she should just stream

>>71084703

>>71084703
Test failed.

I'm gonna bounce Dizzy's fat ass like my checks

>>71084741
She has BPD and some other mental illnesses, heavily medicated.

>>71084703

>>71084735
Nini zleeper, zleep well and be comfy

>>71084703

>>71084703
You wrote test to I will not make fun of you this time.

Nasa and Michi hardly ever stream...it's so depressing.

>>71082579
A retarded gumi.

>>71084735
zleep zell, zil zoremu

>>71084634
>A reflux that irritated her esophagus
Holy crap pineapple pizza really destroyed her

https://kemono.su/patreon/user/2292827
>artist whose specialty is HQ phase lewds
>NOBODY has ever posted their artwork before
uuhhh... wtf???

>>71084731
>>71084746
Unironically the pineapple probably gave her digestive tract absolute hell since I doubt she's ever eaten something that acidic and apparently she was sick with acid reflux burning her throat and lungs

Round 2

>>71084890
We now know how to best genocide all of Italy.

>>71084890
Happened to me like half a year ago. It took a few weeks to get back to 100% because it's a self perpetuating problem at least in my case.

>>71084634
Mmm. Encouraging. Let's hope for the best. I've grown accustomed to her presence and I miss her. She's oddly unfortunate but it can't be helped.

Finally found the part where Muyu came out of nowhere.

>>71084963
proud of you anon, you did it

>>71084857
Yeah...
It's so depressing you should kill yourself.

>>71084947
Wait, I thought pineapple being toxic to Italians was just a meme

>>71084941
Cease.

I want hina to fill my lungs with her angelic rancid farts every day until my body adapts to convert methane into oxygen and I can spend the rest of her life with my nose lodged inside her pink dumphole inhaling her frequent barrages of cheek clapping butt vibrating braps!!

>>71084963

>>71084941
Looks like a crypto mining operation

>>71084963
First try baby LETS GOOOO

>>71084735
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>71084963
You did great anon

My boss is a faggot and I hope he dies

After Hina's stream I did the dnd character me thingy test, and I got true neutral, wtf does it means tho?

>>71084857
Nasa has been grinding, all the last streams were quality and had highlights, Detroit Nasa was kino too, glad she reached 20k

Meanwhile, I grow concerned about Michi ;_; we need more Michi

>>71085201
>wtf does it means tho?
You're a normal person

>>71085201
It means _________________________________marry me, Pippa____________________________

>deleting failed soundposts
Pussy shit.

>>71084941
This is just Nikocado Avocado porn.

>>71084857
You didn't save them in time, anon.
They had to give up their dreams and get jobs like the rest of us.

>>71085201

>>71085315
We're saving her, though.

>>71085298
how is he gonna post them properly then you double nigger?

>>71085201
Pippa you are a nerd

How many of you like GFE?

>>71085408
0

>>71083118
I could go for some watermelon, chicken and waffles right now.

>>71085201
It means you're a background npc with no motives.

>>71085408
I want hina to do gfe, ear licking and fart ASMR

>>71085408
Which Phase girl are you so I can answer appropriately? Hime?

>>71085201
Noncommittal, morally grey, dispassionate follower?

I got the one they associate Frodo with

>>71085408
Almost all of vtubing is GFE

>>71085408
me i like it:)

>>71085408
Depends entirely on how well it's done. The bad stuff will make someone die of cringe and unfortunately most of it is bad.

>>71085408
Dizzy's GFE is pretty good

We can do something really funny for Pippa

dead hours...
what are you watching?

>>71085201
It means that you make everybody else mad by not losing your mind over whatever they are currently screaming about.

>>71085557
No, Anon, we aren't overturning the 2024 election and replacing the government with Pippakistan

>>71084833
I thought she loved being treated like that, women are so fucking fake!

>>71085601
Overwatch

>>71084408
Eimi

>>71085557
Imagine paying some corrupt slavic officer to draw on munitions, how fucking embarrassing

>>71085601
Dizzy vod

>>71085472
Would unironically marry Hime.

Pippa love~!

Work with no sister wife yapping in my ear is miserable.

>>71085408
I find Nene's stream persona as insincere, hard to watch, but alas, when I'm seeing Runie, to me she sounds arousing, absorbing, hard to not watch.

>>71085601
Shondomart vod.

Where is Michi? I’m really worried…

>>71085674
>not supporting the arts

>>71085408
I've become immune to the cringe it used to cause me. It's not something I look for but I can understand the appeal.

>>71085408
I can and do enjoy it on occasion but it's not the main draw for me at all. What I enjoy is casual fanservice - a bit of lewdness here and there that doesn't slip into pure vulgarity. Most chuubas do that by default. I however absolutely loathe all maletuber collabs and drop girls who do them. And like others said vtubing is to an extent GFE by default but that's all debatable.

>>71085709
She ran off with one of her viewers to Paris

Hello!? Anybody here? I'm looking for Da Michi!

>>71085408
I want a real girlfriend/wife :(

What does it say about me?

>>71085601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BemSYdMDexA
Phase Adjacent Cyon.

OK I had never watched Rie before but the bird stream popped up in my recommended and now I'm curious.
What do I need to know about her? Give me the Riendown.

>>71085601
Nothing, I'm going to sleep

>>71085601
im jongstalking pcg anons

>>71085929
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>71085862
says you're terminally gay

>>71085635
>fake
Fucker. YOU like treating pool like that.

>>71085408
Um ackshually there is no gfe because the chuubas don't have sex with the audience.

>>71085709
She tweeted a few days back. She's busy with some stuff she has to do, but once that's settled down, she'll be back streaming games.

>>71085921
I'll give you the quick riendown
>bitch is fucking bonkers
>really cute tho
>and funny
That's all.

>>71085601
basedmilk programming a vtube studio plugin

Pippa status?

>>71085862
It spells it out for you. You took the test.
You're ad generic teenager

I exclusively watch GFE, why settle for less?

>>71085408
I like Shiina's member ASMRs which are pretty GFE, I don't watch much of her outside that though, maybe the occasionally art or presentation things
Panko's maid ASMR was cute, Jelly's partner applications were fun and Nasa's star gazing was really sweet even if it wasn't intentional GFE
Outside those I normally click off anything GFE or GFE adjacent. The Phase girls are trash at it and I don't expect it from them

>>71086118
I'm afraid she's pipkin.

>>71086120
>ad

>>71085408
I want Pippa to try and do GFE. Like an actual effort, I think she'd be good at it if she got past her initial awkwardness

>>71085601
Figuring out the best conversion method for webm without losing all quality and keeping it under 4chans limit while Miori plays weeb shit in the background
https://youtu.be/4QFdYFDr0G8

>>71086118

>>71086195

>>71086020
Sounds like the experience of my last girlfriend

>>71085408
GFE is dog shit.Talents that rely heavily on it usually put out garbage content. If it was up to me all of Phase would be like Michiru or Clara. I just want anime girls playing vidya and being silly and cute.

>>71085408
I only watch vtubers being stupid in games or saying stupid shit

>>71085632
Why not?

>>71085201
>>71085862
>You are tied between evil and good, 47.5% lawful, making you lawful neutral.

>>71085835

>>71086118
Slamming hard liquor and drunk-texting Tenma.

>>71086200
Pippa is gfe but everyone is stuck on her being a turbo autist to much to notice

>>71086200
There's no way she would though. Not unless she was forced to as some sort of crazy milestone or batsu. She knows what makes her cringe, and she knows her audience never lets anything go and will drive a joke into the ground for years. It would swiftly get annoying. She has to wrangle the tards and unfortunately that means she really doesn't like to venture far outside of her comfort zone.

I miss Pippa uuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Happy Mar1o day everyone.

>>71086118

>>71085929
Goodnight Airihead

>>71085921

>>71086326

>>71086218

>>71086349
People notice, I mean leaning into it a bit from time to time intentionally.
>>71086352
Wouldent need to be something RP heavy, something like a "Laying in bed and chatting stream" for a late night twitch stream or something would be comfy without setting off her wires.

>>71085921
amusing and full of brain worms

>>71086416
>still has 2 front teeth

>>71086440
Why did my dick twitch at this

>>71086349
Pippa is annoying woman in front of you at the checkout line of a Walmart experience.

>>71085921
She only kills you and hides your body in her backyard because she cares.

>>71086465
The whisper jong stream made my heart go doki doki

>>71086421
This doesn't look like a bit
Is this actually what Hime is like?

>>71086179
>Didn't offer a tissue
Rude.

>>71086524
Yeah, that was super cute.

>>71086349
>>71086465
Just because Pippa is my sister wife girlfriend doesn't mean that she is GFE.

>>71086058
>>71086421
>>71086480
Sold. I've got the day off work tomorrow any particular vods you'd recommend?

i feel like Michi is the most well-adjusted member of Phase.

>>71086511
guys i've been stuck in line for like 10 minutes because the weird bitch infront of me got stunlocked by the cashier complimenting her shoes

>>71086573

>>71086421
She's either going to kill herself or someone else in the near future

>>71086421
god I want to be murdered by rie only for her to then follow me into hell so that neither of us are alone

hello?

Just came from /niji/ because of the Tekken tournament
Why are those threads so... boring?
They're so lifeless in comparison to /pcg/

>>71086624
I'm always freaked out for a second when someone reposts something I made.

>>71086595
I wanna punch that face SO bad

>>71086614

>>71086676
is there anybody out there?

missed the hina x runie stream how was it ?

All discussion of Girlfriend Experience is inherently cringe and only feeds into the unicorn dementia.

>>71086600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0bEwjCc4Qc&t=4830

>>71086679
That's every thread/general besides pcg. Most of vt is pretty dead.

>>71086679
>panko image that hasn't been posted in a while
Nigga shut the fuck up

>>71086679
Cause we're cool

>>71082442
>Autist digs her heels in and fights
no way!

>>71086679
you're the one that went there why are you asking me

>>71085408
Always pass the GFE

>>71086118
pregnant

>>71086757
You can like GFE without being a unicorn, it's like wrestling, we all know it's fake but as long as they don't break the immersion then it's fun.

>>71086726

>>71086679
Every thread is
/Wasp/ is having a melty we are live posting there

>>71086614
No you don't, don't lie to us

>>71086737
Just nod if you can hear me

>>71086835
Good way to put it.

>>71086768
this basically

>>71086838
I want to forcefully plant my lips on hers while she desperately tries to get away!

Is sex with evil women good for you?

>>71086835
True enough. But they believe it as a rule, as if a contract haas been signed. Probably because of donations.

>>71086614
Her and Nasa just seem like goofy dorks. They're also two of the nicest streamer I've come across. Even with the language barrier they treat everyone in their chat well.

TITS

>>71085408
It has never crossed my mind as a qualifying factor in whether I like a vtuber. I watch the vtubers I like. Simple as. If this thread says that vtuber is GFE then it doesn't change my mind at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XINLjPILFwA
He May Stream.

>>71086900
You wanna kiss your little sister? That's kinda weird anon

>>71086726
What about this one?

>>71087040

>>71086835
im not a niji sister, but i think unicorns often ruin the fun for everyone else. vtubing would be a much better place if unicorns fucking killed themselves so i never had to hear their whining ever again.

I liked A World That I Rule.
Recommend me the most Phase Connect manhwa and/or manga. Preferably something I could finish in an evening.
Already read metamorphosis

>>71087040

>>71087050

>>71085408
What the fuck does it even mean because how is Pippa even remotely GFE

>>71086954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJVj81yKMAU

>>71086974
Nasa doesn't seem like a dork
She just fucking goes with the flow
Japanese version of surfer dude

>>71087119
fun fact: marriage between cousins is completely legal in most countries and genetically sound.

>>71087122

wait now that hime mentioned it, how are the likers coping?

>>71087040
She wears no pippants or pippanties, anon.
Do you expect me to just look away 24/7 and not feel anything?

>>71087050
>>71087122
She's such a dork I just want to hug her

>>71087198
Hangin' in there...

>>71087180
radical

>>71087149
Eye of the beholder.

t. >>71086757

>>71087198
mentioned what
coping with what

catching up on the pippa/marimari vod when does pippa stop acting like an autistic ass

>>71087186
there's a whole class of congenital diseases that occur primarily in the middle east and south asia because of high rates of first cousin marriage

>>71087149