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For the 281st time, what is Ope?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb_-taYLRfY
Also ENTER the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent.

>Streams
Next stream (zatsudan, Sun 03/10 7:30PM CT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7bZQzLL5oU
Last stream ("The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1" watchalong with Shiori, Bijou, Fauna, Mumei and Iofi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y8oEEIZRxw
Last appearance (Q & A collab with Bao on Bao's channel)
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2085058553?t=03h31m45s

>Songs
Jewelbird cover of VIVINOS - OTOMEROID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aiuzVI35BQ
Cover of Nakashima Mika - Yuki no Hana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPWsptIhKkM
Archive of the struck down Moka - Lilium cover
https://archive.ragtag.moe/watch?v=-GUdYPelG8c
Unarchived pre-Valentine's karaoke (Feb 2024)
https://mega.nz/folder/Yn8kQApb#C6ofo8Ax1lsWwwHkYVdM0g
Songs & Karaokes rentry
https://rentry.org/karaokes_songs_v01
Cover playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSJG6WXf5JvFn2FWv_B5HP7DklUtdeZiM

>Useful Links
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NerissaRavencroft
Twitter: https://twitter.com/nerissa_en
Art tags: #RavenCrafts on Twitter (Lewds: #depravencrafts on Twitter); RavenCrafts, Nerissa Ravencroft or ネリッサ・レイヴンクロフト on pixiv
Merch: https://rentry.org/nerissa_ravencroft_merch01
Previous thread: >>71017360
A word of advice: as per >>1, be smart and don't reply or engage in off-topic or blatant bad faith arguments. To keep peace, hide and report.

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>>71075199
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

>> No.71075222

this thread will be better

>> No.71075319
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Rissa butt

>> No.71075332

So they’re raiding all the advent generals, it seems. Fun

>> No.71075346

>>71075222
We can only hope. But baiters will be baiters.

>> No.71075351

I may or may not be seeing Nerrisa at anime Boston. I’m not a huge fan (nothing against her, I just only watch fauna) what do I say to get her to smile and not act like a bumbling idiot and not make her feel bad because I’m terrible at social interaction and I don’t wanna be rude

>> No.71075360

a fresh start, I am excited for the (hopeful) return of majority solo stream schedules!

>> No.71075366

I've been busy this past week and I don't know what people are angry about.

>> No.71075527
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>>71075360
I do hope next week's schedule is better (more than one solo stream), but if it isn't I guess I'll just be last jailbird here

>> No.71075548

>>71075351
Ask her about what's good about vampires and she'll never shut up

>> No.71075558

>>71075351
If you get to win the lottery and talk to her, just your opinion on her music would be great I think.

>> No.71075637

>>71075558
this, but make sure to disqualify the smiths.

>> No.71075688

Okay fuck it you win Rissa. I'll watch the stream without headphones at the hospital

>> No.71075758

>>71075222
that's what you think

>> No.71075776

I have an idea for a solo stream; rizz class! how (not) to rizz

>> No.71075965

>>71075776
Have you seen the desperate fembirds in here? Don't ever take that sort of advice from women it never works.

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>> No.71076265

>>71075965
They should date me, a fellow fembird

>> No.71076288

>>71075558
I love not-nerissa’s covers, not as familiar with nerissa rissa stuff though. GL to everyone else there

>> No.71076297

KEK WTF

>> No.71076304

Oh no she's menhera now

>> No.71076343

SHE’S GONE FULL MENHERA
/OPE/ I’M SCARED

>> No.71076342

Okay that was an actual jumpscare I was not expecting that.

>> No.71076350

She's gonna rape me btw.

>> No.71076358

J-Jailbirds, I'm scared but incredibly aroused right now.

>> No.71076362

edging to her breathing

>> No.71076365
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>>71075527
FUCKING HELL
RATE THE STREAM

>> No.71076367

I told you she was going to scold us!!!!!

>> No.71076373

She read the thread 100%

>> No.71076384

your oshi is weird

>> No.71076399

>her face when she read last thread

>> No.71076430

Rissa you're supposed to move away from the mic to breathe in

>> No.71076431

>>71076373
100% is too little. 1000%

>> No.71076480

Yeah she's been reading the thread 100%. Hi Nerissa.

>> No.71076494

that abused jailbird? me.

>> No.71076526

NERISSA I KNOW YOU'RE HERE I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART

>> No.71076547

TODAY SHE IS ALL MINE. But i'll allow to share her if you give her back at the end of the day

>> No.71076565

I hate that one specific person and I hope he dies. Shitty asset.

>> No.71076587

NERISSA IF YOU’RE HERE I’VE BEEN A GOOD GIRL SPARE ME

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>Ass out on Tw*tch
>Now she wants to kill
Rough week

>> No.71076617

>>71076373
I take no responsibility, I believed in her all the time, even said it before.

>> No.71076675

welp

>> No.71076689

going to japan confirmed

>> No.71076700

I take responsibility. It was all me, i wanted this 1-on-1 time, the long streams, talking with Rissa. All me

>> No.71076701

>guerilla streams only

>> No.71076704

Bad news is things will get worse before they get better, and there is no good news

>> No.71076706

Japan trip

>> No.71076707

>Gurella streams
Lol
guess JP confirmed

>> No.71076710

SCHEDULE SHITTERS BTFO - NO SCHEDULE

>> No.71076738

Bitch Kiara talked about it already. Kys

>> No.71076745

sorry Rissa but Kiara spoiled the surprise

>> No.71076770

>>71076689
Wawa already confirmed this, idk why she's been evasive at this point.

>> No.71076775

If this lazy bitch doesn't do a karaoke before she goes to Japan

>> No.71076824

>>71076745
>>71076738
For those of us that don't watch Kiara, is this related to Japan?

>> No.71076835

>>71076689
>>71076706
>>71076707
>>71076770
>>71076775
>>71076745
Perp for 3D!?!?!?!

>> No.71076841

>>71076770
because it was a members stream

>> No.71076870

She just wants her Shiori

>> No.71076892

>>71076841
Oh ok, that's fair.

>> No.71076893

>>71076824
Yes. Kiara said they're meeting in Japan

>> No.71076908

>>71076824
yeah

>> No.71076931

should someone bring it up to her vaguely that Kiara mentioned her?

>> No.71076960

>>71076835
probably, I'm expecting an announcement or appearance (incredibly unlikely) at fes

>> No.71076968

>>71076931
I wrote it clearly twice on chat but didn't get read

>> No.71076997

>>71076931
I wrote it on chat but she didn't see it

>> No.71077044

We’re stinky

>> No.71077055

>>71076960
This is max cope but, they are all going to JP for 3d and 5th fes will be followed by an announcement for CtW2

>> No.71077069

>really wanted to paint the walls
yeah, hers
by me

>> No.71077088

More impulsive behavior. "Gotta paint my room now!"

>> No.71077096

>>71077055
>culk

>> No.71077104

I'm stinky because Rissa ripped a fat one on my face

>> No.71077105

>Pronounces it Call-k
Rissa...

>> No.71077158

>nice caulk
yeah, mine

>> No.71077179

>>71077105
She's in a bad mood about this, no jokes

>> No.71077196

I'll fill Rissa's holes with my cock

>> No.71077207

I do pronounce it like cock

>> No.71077235

>>71077055 (me)
And i assume CtW2 cannot happen without advent at this point

>> No.71077244

nerissa not taking the opportunity to use a naughty word?

>> No.71077255

I missed the first couple minutes but she's definitely mad about people being shitty about collabs right?

>> No.71077259

She's talking about my fat stinky caulk right now btw

>> No.71077260

Cat piss, tearing the walls down, dances around the question when asked how messy her room is, I told you guys she lives in a dump

>> No.71077287

Sis instructing Brorissa how to use caulk on her holes

>> No.71077293

>There’s a lot of holes in my walls
Yeah and she makes me say ‘help me, step-sis’

>> No.71077300

>>71077255
Seems so

>> No.71077301

>>71076738
>>71076745
The chicken needs to not squawk so much. Not her fault.

>> No.71077357

god, brorissa sounds so cool.

>> No.71077365

How the hell did her father not know any of this?

>> No.71077371

Why are American houses not made out of brick? (I live in Europe)

>> No.71077377

>>71077301
I'll not hold it against her solely because Biboo didn't say as well. But yeah

>> No.71077391

>>71077371
We’re cheap

>> No.71077408

>>71077371
Some are, but it's expensive in terms of material and labor.

>> No.71077479

>>71077365
He didn’t want to lmao

>> No.71077501

>>71077408
I mean, sure but yall have tornados, forest fires and more. Wouldnt durability be cheaper in the long term?

>> No.71077567

To the anons wondering why she doesn't move out: See? She can't even manage her own bedroom, an entire house would be a disaster baka

>> No.71077570

>>71076770
of fucking course kiara is leaking shit again

>> No.71077602

She sounds extra bitchy today but it's making me hard instead of annoyed desu

>> No.71077616

>>71077570
it was a member's stream you fucktard

>> No.71077654

>>71077602
She isnt bitchy, and you're always horny jailbird

>> No.71077664

>>71077371
Cookie cutter homes in the suburbs. Easy to build and relatively cheap. My family were one of the first ones to move in a new development of a few houses. After 2 years it had become a scrawling suburb.

>> No.71077678

Fill 'er up with caulk!

>> No.71077690

Now we know what she's spending time on when she's not on X lol

>> No.71077714

>>71077567
can't she just pay someone to do those things for her?

>> No.71077717

>>71077602
She's more bratty than bitch today

>> No.71077722

>Not your room
>lol, paint your own room
What did papa mean by this?

>> No.71077759

>>71077501
Housing developers will choose to spend their money on extra bedrooms, bathrooms, square footage or building additional homes to sell over more durable, nicer looking, but smaller and more expensive homes.

>> No.71077761

>>71077501
That's precisely why. Tornadoes and fires cause a lot that would be costly to repair and ensure safety afterwards. Going from the ground up after is cheaper and can keep things up to date

>> No.71077760

>>71077722
MENHERA DAD?

>> No.71077767

>>71077717
correction is needed

>> No.71077769

>>71077616
as if that changes anything. she thinks she can talk about everything and always leaks shit. fucking infuriating.

>> No.71077779

>paying rent to your parents
BURGERS NOT EVEN ONCE

>> No.71077790

>>71077714
That'd mean to tidy the room and all that shit.

>> No.71077811

Nerissa reminds me of my cousin in many, many ways.
Is it bad that I want to fuck her? I'm from the Midwest too.

>> No.71077825

>brown room
what the fuck

>> No.71077853

Nerissa's moldy, brown room...

>> No.71077869

Did she just say she doesn't like brown people?

>> No.71077924

>She likes dark sexy wood
Yeah mine

>> No.71077944

>I really like whites
NERISSA NO
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

>> No.71077945

This wouldn't be a problem if she went to the garden a few hours each morning.

>> No.71077957

>Everything is too brown
>I really like whites
GET FUCKED SEAFAGS

>> No.71077959

"I really like whites" - Nerissa Ravencroft

>> No.71077976

Nerissa would be a great rl vlogger. I'd love to watch her attempt to do various DIY projects and fuck things constantly.

>> No.71077983

>I really like whites
G-Guys, Latinas are totally white, right?

>> No.71077998

>I really like whites
Fellow caulkcasians, we're in.

>> No.71078004

Creamy white, that's just sandish . Latinos win??

>> No.71078018

>>71077983
Hermana...

>> No.71078048

>>71077983
Castizas ONLY

>> No.71078070

When I was a teenager I was seen as white by my friends, so I'm in.

>> No.71078079

Wait she's not in her room rn?

>> No.71078086

>>71077983
Better get the skin bleach sis

>> No.71078091

>>71077983
it depends, there's a lot of white latinos in the southern region of LATAM

>> No.71078106

CANON CAT PISS SCENTED ROOM

>> No.71078118

huffing cat pee all week confirmed

>> No.71078128

>>71077983
Am Latin/Euro mestizo. Yes there are white Latinos but not if you are 100%

>> No.71078139

>>71078106
I hope it hasn't gotten to the subfloor

>> No.71078151

Wait a minute...
>Advent chatting after FuwaMoco move
>Talking about difference in Japan
>FuwaMoco giving warnings for them
>Talk about tampons and how Japan can't handle heavy flows from the west.
>Nerissa a little more whiny and needy right now
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>> No.71078159

>>71077779
And now you know why so many still live with their parents. We're not lazy, we pay them rent, we sometimes caretake for our parents, and cost of living is shit. Rissa is just lucky she got this job, you NEED at least 5K a month for a mortgage unless you live in the ass end of nowhere in the US.

>> No.71078230

Needy mama

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>>71078151

>> No.71078251

I'm her friend (with benefits)

>> No.71078282

>>71078151
One of the more schizo among us have already timed when her time of the month is based on info she's given out, so ask them

>> No.71078324

>She’s a hikki girl that doesn’t have friends
>I’m a hikki girl that doesn’t have friends
WE ARE

>> No.71078357

she literally has no friends haha what a loser

>> No.71078384

Twitch streamers you meet up with one or twice a year aren't friends...

>> No.71078397

>>71078324
>im a girl
just cut out the rest and say what you want to say
also, tits or gtfo

>> No.71078398

>>71078357
Neither do you, you’re on 4chan on a Sunday night

>> No.71078406

>>71078151
>>Talk about tampons and how Japan can't handle heavy flows from the west.
timestamp?

>> No.71078420

>>71078151
>>71078282
Too early.

>> No.71078443

she's fucking autistic

>> No.71078445

>IF I DON'T HAVE HALF A DAY TO GET READY, I'M NOT GOING
Why are women like this?

>> No.71078446

>>71078398
It's 2 am anon. Cut him some slack

>> No.71078453

>>71078397
Anon, the dyke fembird has been here since before you...

>> No.71078457

>>71078398
you're all my frends :)

>> No.71078463

My autistic wife Nerissa.

>> No.71078489

>>71078443
She was better off in jail

>> No.71078517

>>71078406
Shiori talked about it a few days ago. It sent a quarter of BauBau into rage, and the other 3/4ths had fun with memeing the idea that they were heavy flow dogs.

>> No.71078528

GOD I WANT TO SPEND A WHOLE MORNING AUTISTICALLY PLANNING THE ENTIRE WEEK WITH HER EVERY WEEK

>> No.71078530

She isn't a simp, she will refuse even her kamioshis trying to kidnap her! Proud of this raven.

>> No.71078547

>>71078457
Plaps you

>> No.71078550

>sudden long trip
I watch Kiara often enough to know that she wouldn't wish that upon anyone

>> No.71078552

>>71078445
I am also like this and i'm not a woman. Just ocd

>> No.71078617

>>71078552
What's her excuse? Being a woman isn't a mental illness right?

>> No.71078654

>>71078552
I don't have problems with sudden outing but it better be food there or I'm gonna be angry.

>> No.71078659

>>71078617
Undiagnosed Female Hysteria is a global epidemic

>> No.71078667

>>71078617
WRONG

>> No.71078685

the planning ocd makes me think the guerilla streams will be very infrequent.

>> No.71078725

Nerissa needs a whole day to train her pussy muscles before she’s dtf

>> No.71078772

>>71078617
Some people, including me and Rissa appearently, literally will go full insecurity mode when things suddently arise. What fit you gotta wear, how you gonna get somewhere, whether you have time or not, etc.

>> No.71078790

>>71078685
Or not at all. She's not the most orderly person

>> No.71078843

I miss my hand-me down 2001 Toyota Camry...

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>> No.71078877

women...

>> No.71078887

>>71078856
This is what happens to raiders and antis

>> No.71078892

>>71078552
Its getting older. I loved talking with my friends until morning and driving around to random towns, but that shit is exhausting now.

>> No.71078901

>>71078877
What, the dirt is really stuck on there!

>> No.71078910

>>71078856
She hung me up after she drained me dry

>> No.71078927

holy kek Nerissa is a total woman

>> No.71078938

>>71078892
I have had that since i was 19. Im 23 now

>> No.71078943

GET THIS WOMAN OFF THE ROAD HOLY SHIT KEK

>> No.71078982

>Need to change volume dial
>Look away from the road just to spin a dial
Please, please Nerissa, I need you to be smarter than the average woman...

>> No.71078993

THAT WAS THE BIGGEST YAB IN THE HISTORY OF TIME
THE FUCKING METAL MESH SIDE OF THE SPONGE

>> No.71078997

I blew the two right tires after hitting the curb once.…still don’t have my licence

>> No.71078999

Is this how she got her backinjury?

>> No.71079003

Driving is a g loaded activity, women aren't good at it, I can look at my phone all the time behind the wheel

>> No.71079026

>>71078999
No, that's genetic.

>> No.71079027

I'm a pretty good driver. In GTA

>> No.71079057

>>71078999
No she was born with that iirc

>> No.71079067

She ain't a true northern midwestern if she didn't spend a little time in an empty parking lot late at night in the snow spinning out.

>> No.71079083

>>71079003
Please, you also get out of the road, you're gonna kill someone at some point.

>> No.71079106

>>71079057
I don't think she was born with scoliosis

>> No.71079130

>>71079003
You are a menace to everyone on the roadway

>> No.71079147

Shoot, she had two hand me down cars, that girl saved a ton of cash.

>> No.71079149

>>71079106
Yet she was. It develepos and gets worse with time, so she most probably was ok as a kid.

>> No.71079191

>>71079026
>>71079057
As someone with a compressed spinal dish in L4-L5 due to a fall from 3m at age 122 , i aint sure whether being born with it is better or worse

>> No.71079202

Now I just want to hear how often she gets oil changes. Sure, you can clean the car, but that's not what's gonna make it break down.

>> No.71079230

>>71079191
>122
actual oldfag

>> No.71079265

I'm almost 22 and yet I still don't know how to drive, public transport is decent enough where I'm from

>> No.71079283

>>71079230
>>71078938 (me)
I'm literally 23

>> No.71079319

Bud, she can't even change the volume without crashing, how the hell do you think she can operate a clutch

>> No.71079325

I don't know how to drive stick but I'll show her how to handle one

>> No.71079363

>>71079230
>>71079283
Nvm i'm stupid

>> No.71079369

>>71079265
That's normal your generation was ruined by COVID hysteria

>> No.71079411

Driving is scary.

>> No.71079440

This is the most woman Nerissa stream
>Uselessly painting shit and renovating
>Fucking that up
>Bad driver
What's next period talk and makeup tips?

>> No.71079443

Both hands on my stick

>> No.71079448

>>71079265
same, except I have my parents drive me if I need to go somewhere, which is extremely rare since I haven't left the house in 3 years

>> No.71079450

>>71079411
>t. woman

>> No.71079454

My wife is a silly billy

>> No.71079482

>>71079411
I will save you fembird

>> No.71079484

>>71079411
Driving is fun

>> No.71079520

This woman is a fucking menace on the road

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>I'm a better driver than my brother
>That's why I make him drive me all over
Yeah ok

>> No.71079565

Jesus she's so retarded she has to use 100% of brain to drive and tires herself out

>> No.71079574

PASSANGER
PRINCESS

>> No.71079584

>>71079440
I think we need to re-open the 'Girls Talk' series again. I know a huge amount of the girls can't drive, but Kiara is gonna learn soon, and I want to hear more retarded stories from women being stupid.
Don't worry, I know my strengths and that I'm a retard when it comes to dressing well, looking good, etc.

>> No.71079597

She was made to be a woman

>> No.71079605

>>71079440
gotta talk about some dumb bullshit like spirituality(in a bad way) and fake energy rocks and astrological signs

>> No.71079609

>>71079565
My sister is just like this, she cannot even have the radio on.

>> No.71079611

>>71079440
Her skincare routine is actually hardcore.

>> No.71079652

>>71079265
Got my driving license at 18 but public transport is free for students in my country, so why pay all these expenses when i can go for free?

>> No.71079659

>Passenger Princess
Yeah I’m using that one

>> No.71079687

>>71079584
>but Kiara is gonna learn soon,
lol, she's changed her mind and wants a diving license. Got inspired after playing Dave the Diver

>> No.71079722

>>71079659
yeah it does evoke some wonderful imagery.

>> No.71079811

Passenger princess

>> No.71079846

>all EN vtubers are moving to Japan
AAAAAAAAAAAA I AM KILLING MYSELF

>> No.71079859

I think Kiara would commit sudoku if Nerissa moved to Japan. She was already feeling fomo before this and if her protoge went, she'd feel real bad.

>> No.71079870
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71079870

I love sub-urban American sprawl. I LOVE CARS, I LOVE CARS, I LOVE CARS, I LOVE CARS, I LOVE CARS, I LOVE CARS, I LOVE CARS, I LOVE CARS, I LOVE CARS

>> No.71079891

She's close to checking out already

>> No.71079909

>>71079859
>EN house

>> No.71079957

God damnit, I want to marry her and tell her what to do all the time because she obviously wants that.

>> No.71079974

>>71079859
she'd probably go back to Japan or move on to someone else

>> No.71079989
File: 3.49 MB, 476x600, Nerissa Are you gonna teach me how to work a stick_[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fz6x0pj.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
71079989

https://streamable.com/pwmpem

>> No.71079992

I really hope there's no more fake ENs like Irys and the dogs staying in Japan

>> No.71080066

>she feels like she only been in Holo for 3 weeks. Is that why she still has that mindset? Will it change after her 3D debut or does that require a different occation?

>> No.71080090

I probably could've lost weight and gotten fit in all this time, but I'm just too lazy

>> No.71080102

>>71079992
Ya I've dropped them after that shit

>> No.71080117

>>71079992
I have strong doubts about Nerissa's commitment to learning the language well enough to actually live there. Then again she is happy never leaving the house, so maybe being a hiki in jp is superior to the us.

>> No.71080122

I'm gonna fuck 'rissa right in the pussy.

>> No.71080139

Nerissa is the most woman woman I've ever known.

>> No.71080143

>>71077983
It's fine sister, Subaru wants to fuck you settle with that

>> No.71080151

>>71079992
I'll only be pissed if the dogs start doing a quarter to half of their streams in Japanese. I guess it won't really affect us that much, but I feel like it would change the dynamic a little for Advent.

>> No.71080162

So they somehow cannot do a watchalong of the fes? We need more info.

>> No.71080165

wow she completely dodged that fes watchalong question

>> No.71080173

Dancing around questions again she's absolutely off to Japan

>> No.71080177

>>71079992
I really hope you fucking kill yourself fag

>> No.71080254

>>71080162
They probably have to wait for an official announcement before talking about it.

>> No.71080263

>>71080177

you're responding to a member of the NDF, they have a channel full of this shit and your responses.

>> No.71080277

>>71079859
why does the chicken not go back to JP? is she stupid?

>> No.71080290

>>71080173
You don't have to keep guessing retard. Kiara said it out loud already

>> No.71080306

>>71080277
Because she’s traumatised

>> No.71080319

>>71080277
Chonkers and Smoothie

>> No.71080336

>>71080290
honestly, even if Kiara hadn't said it, it's pretty obvious

>> No.71080361

>>71080277
>Cats
>Family & Friends in Austria
>Already lived several times in JPland, had good and bad moments

>> No.71080364

Nerissa won't move to Japan because she actually has family she cares about while those dog bitches don't

>> No.71080370

>>71080277
Her family (cats). She got depressed from not having her family (cats) around her.

>> No.71080391

>>71080277
Cats. That and she paid for a spot in a condo complex that just got done recently. Her original issue was Covid and she was scared moving her cats would kill them because she saw 2 twitter videos talking about it and assumed it was 99% chance they'd die from the flight.

>> No.71080394

>>71080277
bad experience probably

>> No.71080400

>FAT CATTO MENTION
OGAYUUUUU

>> No.71080460

>71080364
Now THIS is bait.

>> No.71080463

>>71080370
but speaking of family, Nerissa would probably get terribly homesick if she moved anywhere outside of the US. She's really close with her family.

>> No.71080536
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>>71079989
https://streamable.com/zaolxq

>> No.71080555

Biboo literally just said there will be a fes watchalong lmao

>> No.71080567

So it's not only shiori with tangent dementia...

>> No.71080570

>>71080463
don't worry I'll make her birth a family

>> No.71080585

>>71080536
>Kiara doesn't even know how to drive
they aren't...

>> No.71080633

>>71080555
Did she say with all of Advent?

>> No.71080634

Her mom was listening in

>> No.71080649

>>71080633
Yes all of advent

>> No.71080698

Oh she definitely doesn't get her oil changed.

>> No.71080731

>>71080633
Yes.
I don't know why she's so cautious about this shit. Like she thinks she's going to get fired cause it's NDA info.

>> No.71080733

>>71080649
Then she's just retarded or didn't get the news

>> No.71080740

>>71080555
Maybe a lot of the reason Rissa is scared to share details of plans is because she doesn't know what's allowed and she's retarded

>> No.71080751
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71080751

>>71080536
https://streamable.com/zgxgix

>> No.71080790

PETAH

>> No.71080830

>>71080733
After the Crab Game confusion, I think she's a bit... y'know.

>> No.71080873

Elonfags BTFO lmao

>> No.71080897

>casually mentions driving a McLaren

>> No.71080932

My dad told me to do my cars reps, but I never listened...

>> No.71080939

She wants you to excite her by going fast with her in the passenger seat.
Better be ready to get a couple tickets to impress her.

>> No.71080970

>>71080897
They're shit too dude if you can't tell she has the normal women opinions on cars

>> No.71081004

>>71080932
I used to go to car tuning conventions and bike conventions with my dad but he passed 11 years ago

>> No.71081021

Dykes are back on the menu!

>> No.71081025

She loves women, let’s go!

>> No.71081064

>>71080939
she likes wangan midnight, take her out to a street race

>> No.71081082

>>71076265
>>71078324
FEMBIRDS YOU HAVE A CHANCE

>> No.71081083

If I could molest her right now, I'd be a lot happier.

>> No.71081177

>She got self conscious from saying breasts
KEK what a fucking retard

>> No.71081178

I'm not sure what happened, but good thing the shitty asset got shelved.

>> No.71081209

she wants to be in a relationship with a man but have sex with a woman...

>> No.71081239

>>71081178
yeah, I like her tits, but the asset is shit

>> No.71081237

Nerissa living out her tittymonster fantasy

>> No.71081272

>>71081209
She's a classic bi-slut

>> No.71081273

>SENCHOU MENTION

>> No.71081283

>>71081209
Every woman looks at other women for beauty. It's how they always stay up in trends, how they make themselves look better, etc. When people like Kiara or Nerissa talk about it, it's purely from a want to emulate.

>> No.71081285

>They’re medium
Porn addict brain

>> No.71081299

AAAAAAA I WANT A PAIZURI RIGHT NOW

>> No.71081329

Soundpost anon, that right there.

>> No.71081337

NOW THAT'S A SOUNDPOST

>> No.71081345

>bigger than Fuwawa
>fuwawa's aren't fluffier
jesas

>> No.71081354

>>71081083
>Thinks they could beat the 'Rissa

>> No.71081360

>>71081272
Go back to /u/, sis.

>> No.71081373

>>71081283
so basically the female version of a "bromance"

>> No.71081384
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>> No.71081382

>>71081209
She's the female version of www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM

>> No.71081392

boob rape boob rape boob rape

>> No.71081393

>>71081285
Everyone knows anime medium is bigger than real life medium

>> No.71081418

>She is short
THIS IS WHAT I KEEP SAYING!!! YOU GOTTA THINK ABOUT THE PROPORTIONS

>> No.71081428

I love how her zatsus usually evolve into dump shit like this kek

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>> No.71081468

I need fuwawa's and shiori's reference sheet to compare

>> No.71081494

>>71081373
Yeah, basically.

>> No.71081496

>>71081418
I do wonder if she's shorter than Kiara irl cause that'd be pretty funny when Nerissa finally gets her 3D

>> No.71081507

She already forgot how to solo stream...

>> No.71081528

Called it, she was just talking to Mumei about Twilight

>> No.71081567

I always like when Nerissa, Kiara, or Reine do their little sing-songy noises when they're trying to bridge into the next convo. It's so cute.

>> No.71081573 [DELETED] 

>>71081285
>>71081345
>>71081237
I mean, from a Hololive perspective I think she is 'medium', She's in the same arena as Calliope Mori, Noel, Flare, Marine, Kronii, and so on. Though, personally I'd say she's definitely ion the same tier so, not really 'medium'.

>> No.71081593

>>71081528
Mumei calling her slurs in DMs over Nerissa not thinking Twilight is retarded enough for Mumei's standards

>> No.71081597

She cried, it's all our fault.

>> No.71081628

>>71081384
>>71081466
Close em back up. Those things are getting too much air to build up that boob sweat musk

>> No.71081659

Which rissa group do you prefer?
>White girl group (Rissa, Fauna & Mumei)
>Dang (Demon Archivist Nature Gem)
>other?

>> No.71081661

>>71081567
this guy fucks birds

>> No.71081687

I just want to know how she thought the mamarissa collab went...

>> No.71081690

>>71081597
Missed that, what happened

>> No.71081694

>>71081597
Clearly, we owe the antis a big thank you for delivering this kino.

>> No.71081701

>>71081597
It's our fault for not being Edward Cullen and jackhammering her all night

>> No.71081722

HER EGGS
I WILL FERTILIZE THEM
I WILL MARRY HER
WE WILL MAKE ANOTHER GOOD MIDWESTERN GOOFY FAMILY

>> No.71081726

>>71081687
Get that SC ready.

>> No.71081731

>>71081496
She was talking about that Fuwawa is short and that her big boobs look bigger due to compressed size, not that she is short herself

>> No.71081744

>>71081659
Zentreya and Reimu

>> No.71081756

>>71081726
i will never stoop to that level

>> No.71081761

Lol literally called it

>> No.71081774

>>71081701
Jailbirds... I'm gonna be honest, your Oshii is hot, but not "I'm willing to become Edward Cullen" hot.

>> No.71081790

She's going to have that comment live rent free in her mind

>> No.71081832

>>71081790
Which comment?

>> No.71081833

>>71081690
She joked she cried when she went to bed, she immediately explained she was being intentionally overdramatic.

>> No.71081874

>>71081832
Probably the guy who told her Edward would hate her

>> No.71081919

She said the D-word.

>> No.71081924

>>71081832
Robert Pattinson would hate her. She'll overthink it and wonder what they meant and why.

>> No.71081963

>>71081924
Ah that. I hope she doesn't, it was just a retarded comment meant to try and give her something to bounce off of.

>> No.71081999

>>71081963
So it was you, you little shit.

>> No.71082071

Lmao what was that SC

>> No.71082096

>>71082071
Misery

>> No.71082098

we need a lighthouse watchalong

>> No.71082104

>that happens
she basically just said "im over 30"

>> No.71082107

>>71082071
Pity bait, but he got shut out lmao

>> No.71082115

>>71082071
A man who should realize that there's plenty of time left for him.
If it's a woman, weeellllll~

>> No.71082143

The lighthouse is a crazy movie desu

>> No.71082186

She has third worlder taste in YouTube slop

>> No.71082233

>>71082104
She isn't, though. She probably just feels the same way.

>> No.71082242

My wife is a little silly

>> No.71082254

She's basically watches stuff like a 3 yr old does lmao

>> No.71082261

>>71082186
Look, fair, but don't say it like that.

>> No.71082276

I usually look up spoilers to find out the ending of things I don't have full interest in. It makes it into a fun game to try and guess how they'll get there and makes my viewing of mediocre movies a lot more fun.

>> No.71082308

>learn about the plot before watching a movie
I've felt so much better going in completely blind into watching most movies.

>> No.71082359

fuck I was just about to say that her favorite character is probably Loki

>> No.71082369

Yeah still hoping for more watchalongs like The Shining, was a good movie and she hadn't seen it

>> No.71082382

>she liked thor ragnarok

based based based

>> No.71082388

Is The Lighthouse really as good as people say it is? It looks kino

>> No.71082417

Loki is foppish and theatrical, I recently played trails in the sky and she would probably love Olivier

>> No.71082426

>>71082388
yes

>> No.71082446

Preminger gang, where we at?

>> No.71082447

>>71082382
Most people liked that one didn't they?
It's the newest Thor that everyone thinks is garbage

>> No.71082459

She craves Shiori so much

>> No.71082467

>Loki is like Shiori
I did not expect this comparison

>> No.71082469

She's so fucking cringe. Loki? Everyone should question why she resonates with such utter trash

>> No.71082485

Shiori has to eat ALL the eggs

>> No.71082497

>>71082469
idk he looks like a nice dude

>> No.71082506

>>71082417
You didn't have to hit me with that nostalgia trip bro

>> No.71082518

>>71082388
Robert Eggers is good, don't let the A24 production scare you off

>> No.71082522

>>71082467
And yet it's not unreasonable...

>> No.71082537

She can't fix her them
We can't fix her

>> No.71082546

>>71082469
She probably likes Vegeta too.

>> No.71082577

>>71082546
she does

>> No.71082580

>>71082469
Foppish, arrogant when up, sniveling when down characters are funny

>> No.71082606

Damn she shut that guy down HARD

>> No.71082607

LMAO don't insult her husband.

>> No.71082612

>why dont you leave and go somewhere else. Nobody thinks you're funny
God that made me instantly hard

>> No.71082664

>>71082612
What did he say? I missed it

>> No.71082669

GRIMMBROS

>> No.71082674
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>>71080751
https://streamable.com/bp3596

>> No.71082679

It was a fucking grayname spic too. BASED.

>> No.71082681

he just like me frfr

>> No.71082700

>>71082612
yeah same I went to drink some ringo juice

>> No.71082705

>>71082469
He was cool in the earlier movies, but Marvel ruined him like they ruined the Hulk

>> No.71082724
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71082724

Need a shioraven redraw of this

>> No.71082735

>>71082664
Some guy said "i killed him (astarion) at the start of the game"

>> No.71082804

>>71082735
BASED, just like me.
She should really learn to be less touchy about random video game men

>> No.71082823

All this talk of scissors…

>> No.71082846

>>71082724
anyone got that /lit/ meme?

>> No.71082861

She's the scissoring chuuba

>> No.71082864

>>71082804
I think people find that hot.
"look how much she loves him"
"god I wish that were me"

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>>71082724

>> No.71082888

>>71082804
Not to defend Rissa, but it's the typical "LMAO your likes are trash" so it was good she told him to fuck off.

>> No.71082909

>schizors
damn that's a good name for shiorifags

>> No.71082924

>Round 2 next week
wat

>> No.71082945

>>71082804
It was a spic grayname trying to be funny.

>> No.71082988

>>71082924
off collab guerillas probably

>> No.71082991

>>71082909
Dont call Novelites Shiorifags.
Schizors is a good name for femlites

>> No.71083000
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71083000

I'm glad we're past that conversation, the last superhero movie I went to see was The Dark Knight Rises. Had no idea what effect it would have on my life.

>> No.71083003

Oh. Is it on the 20th because that's when she gets back home?

>> No.71083014

you guys think Nerissa has ever pissed in a parking lot?

>> No.71083042

>>71082886
Thank you

>> No.71083109
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>>71082674
https://streamable.com/0c6lmw

>> No.71083149

Aradia is my oshi fags are going to break her morale. Like actually.

>> No.71083175

>>71083014
Yes
With me
On me

>> No.71083212

>>71083149
Sadly, i think they already did

>> No.71083221

>>71083149
Her fault

>> No.71083233

>>71083175
hot

>> No.71083239

>>71083109
He outfit makes them medium

>> No.71083269

>>71083149
I thought it was funny gag, does Nerissa not realize that to stop people from saying shit you need to not give them attention?

>> No.71083271
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71083271

>>71083109
https://streamable.com/51dftk

>> No.71083281

>>71083149
Boy who could have seen this coming

>> No.71083291

Tampons?

>> No.71083294

then why did you tweet about it...

>> No.71083302

>>71083149
It kind of worries me how much these fags are taking it. Her confidence worries me, I really hope she knows we love her

>> No.71083301

IT'S A TAMPON
THE ADVENT JAPAN TAMPON TALK WAS FOR HER

>> No.71083308

>>71083149
please use a comma

>> No.71083313

She got tampons because Fuwamoco were telling them about how small Japanese ones are.

>> No.71083329

brushing my teeth for my queen right now

>> No.71083354

>>71083301
It was pretty obvious at this point.

>> No.71083355

>>71083302
It's absolutely her fault she could shut them down any time >>71083271

>> No.71083382

>>71083269
>>71083302
It was a funny gag once or twice after their first stream together but it became old really quick and at this point it's harming hee

>> No.71083393

I haven't brushed my teeth in 5 months

>> No.71083418

>>71083149
I hope nerissa understands these people will parrot those jokes until the end of time and run them to the ground

>> No.71083464

>>71083271
MY DICK!!!

>> No.71083494

>>71083418
I still see graynames talking about 'Fuwawa who?' in chat after they made it very clear they hated that. It will never end because her family is part of her lore now.

>> No.71083551

>>71083494
It's like Kronii and the subway meme.

>> No.71083577

>My content is a little more interesting than other Hololive members
What did she mean by this?

>> No.71083589

she's out of steam

>> No.71083604

>>71083577
She didn’t want to say horny

>> No.71083630

>>71083577
She's self-aware

>> No.71083686

Her eggs…

>> No.71083713

Absolutely ancient hag

>> No.71083718

>>71083686
are mine

>> No.71083763

I will fertilize her dwindling egg supply!

>> No.71083774

I need the HAG LOVE soundpost

>> No.71083776

>>71083589
this is where the real content starts

>> No.71083777

A few more years and HoloEN WILL be full of hags.

>> No.71083810

All women eventually become hags

>> No.71083827

She's gonna ruin her enamel.

>> No.71083878

Liked that superchat

>> No.71083953

>>71083878
>Can't like superchats with HyperChat
FUCK

>> No.71083977

Bella and her fear of getting old got to her. She wants to be a vampire so bad.

>> No.71083993

Yea because watchalongs and collabs are as low effort as they get Rissa.

>> No.71083999

Man I wish she talked about her plans more, her coworkers spoiled everything lol

>> No.71084030

Do a fucking karaoke, it's been a month, you're supposed to be the singer

>> No.71084051

fuck i could of SC about it, oh well

>> No.71084090

We didn't catch up at all though... you didn't talk about anything that happened this week

>> No.71084095

Baker?

>> No.71084098
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I miss her already...

>> No.71084101

Rate the stream, Jailbirds

>> No.71084111

I don''t tune in often, is she always this self-conscious?

>> No.71084121

>suddenly BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
yeah, it's a Biboo stream

>> No.71084124

>>71083999
Yea this is what annoys me more than anything. She's fucking scared to talk about plans for some reason.

>> No.71084138

>>71084090
wym, she talked about her room renovation an how she fucked her wall.

>> No.71084153

>>71084095
Soon.

>> No.71084173

>>71084111
yes, hyper self-conscious

>> No.71084182

>>71084101
10/10 I missed my wife yapping my ear off about whatever

>> No.71084211

kek Biboo

>> No.71084225

>>71084101
Felt like she shared everything she could. 10/10

>> No.71084247

>>71084153
Okay. Ily.

>> No.71084251

>>71084101
I want more 1-on-1 Rissa/10

>> No.71084289

Man, I cannot live with no schedule... What am I gonna do now...

>> No.71084288

>>71084173
That's sad, she's usually so sweet, she deserves better than to scare herself with ridiculous self-doubt.

>> No.71084321

>>71084101
she acknowledged the collabs were a bit much and it was a good zastu. I forgive her, 6/10

>> No.71084374

>>71084101
5/10 objectively.
8/10 as a Nerissa stream.

>> No.71084392

>>71084111
In the worst way too considering she'll go out of her way to read terrible comments or opinions and then treat actual advice with the same amount of contempt as the shitty comments.

>> No.71084457

Now that the dust has settled that intro was psychotic she hates her job

>> No.71084481

>>71084101
appeasement/10
souless zatsu

>> No.71084486

There she goes... I feel like I've been restored. I'm glad she recognizes how hard this week was on us. Rissa love <3

>> No.71084498

>>71084457
It was hot. I want more

>> No.71084521

>>71084457
No fuck off. The intro was about her being /here/

>> No.71084542

>>71084288
Yeah, I feel for her. I suspect she's been a sperg and got a lot of negative blow back from it, which she is also sensitive about, so she hypermonitors her thoughts and behavior out of fear of it happening again.

>> No.71084593

>>71084542
>Got blowback from being a sperg
What?

>> No.71084618

>>71084542
It's also just middle child syndrome and having sisters that are married/better singers definitely plays a part into that. I hope she knows I would plap her without mercy.

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71084655

>>71084101
It was an okay zatsu/10. I'd recommend it on the end of month survey. I wish we heard more about future plans, but it appears she believes it's best to be cagey about things

>> No.71084658

>>71084521
You're actually delusional. She was just being silly, why would she care about what less than 1% of her subs say /here/.

>> No.71084671

>>71084593
How many times did she say the phrase "cucktent" in the eclipse watchalong vs. the following movie
Exactly

>> No.71084687

>>71084593
peers shitting on you, bullying, authority figures reprimanding you, shit like that

>> No.71084688

>>71084593
Kept going on and on about how she recognizes the whole week was nothing but collabs. She obviously saw comments regarding it, and I figure that's why she did that short intro manhandling the jailbird.

>> No.71084734

>>71084658
You realize that far more than just here was complaining about no solo streams right?

>> No.71084764

So why was Nerissa angry at us in the beginning of the stream?

>> No.71084771

>>71084655
From what she said and mixing it with Wawa's info, she's traveling to Japan, so she doesn't know how things will go there and probably doesn't want to promised anything that could get canceled cause lack of time or shit like that.

>> No.71084785

>>71084734
I find that hard to believe. Everywhere else is full of yesmen.

>> No.71084797

>>71084688
Heh.
I don't get it though, it's fine to have weeks like that sometimes.
Hell, I get almost no streams from FuwaMoco and their first one back is an hour followed by a collab in all Japanese.

>> No.71084800

>>71084734
nta but really? Were the discords? I didn't see any criticism anywhere, not that I visit other places that much

>> No.71084824

>>71084764
She read that thread and wanted to send a clear message to raiders, that’s why.

>> No.71084843

>>71084688
That silly Jailbird? me

>> No.71084855

>>71084824
Were that the case she wouldn't have been assaulting a jailbird

>> No.71084880

Nerissa reads the thread with me guys. Here, let me switch with her.

Hiya darlings~

>> No.71084882

>>71084764
She was watching us /here/ anon, try to keep up please

>> No.71084883

>>71084764
She was just being silly, it's not that deep

>> No.71084903
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71084903

How fucking funny would it be if she used this art for a tentative schedule next week.

>> No.71084922
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71084922

>>71084824
This rrat is hilarious so I'm onboard. Rissa is secretly /here/ and was telling raiders to F off

>> No.71084944

>>71084800
I saw one or two on twitter and reddit
I don't think I have the strength as a human to check her discord
The thing is though with the amount she ego searches, 1 or 2 comments of it are all she really needed.

>> No.71084957

>>71084880
i'll take menhera rissa, as long as i'm getting attention

>> No.71084981

>>71084922
I wonder how she feels about the Dokibird rrat

>> No.71084994
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71084994

>>71083271
https://streamable.com/8ygkld

>> No.71085002

>>71084944
>1 or 2 comments of it are all she really needed.
Now imagine if she had the misfortune to witness the last thread.

>> No.71085012

>>71084734
Where? On twitter?

>> No.71085065
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71085065

>>71084994
https://streamable.com/3ggk0k
last one

>> No.71085082

>>71084944
Normally the majority of comments are like "i'm excited" but this week most stuff had been similar to "i hope you have fun"

>> No.71085085

Discord hasn’t been complaining about solo streams just letting you guys know

>> No.71085093

>>71084994
Why is she so self conscious when she is not even 30 yet

>> No.71085113

Nerissa is really good at reading the one negative comment. So hey Nerissa stop fucking reading the one negative comment ya dumb bitch. I will fill your holes with my strong Korean semen and give you super cute babies and you'll always feel loved.

>> No.71085140

>>71085093
She sees the writing on the wall and knows she can't marry me until she graduates.

>> No.71085153

>>71085093
Fan matches their Oshi. Kiara is always doom and glooming about hagdom right around the corner.

>> No.71085157

>>71085113
just like Kiara fr fr

>> No.71085182

>>71085093
>Why is a woman with two older married sisters, one of which has 5 children, who lives with her mothers and two grandmothers who tell her to have kids every day self conscious about her age?
Gee, I don't know Anon, it's a fucking mystery of the Universe that.

>> No.71085223

>>71085082
Yeah that's a good point
Someone like Nerissa would read that and her mind would go a million places in a second, all of them bad.

>> No.71085230

>>71085093
Cause she's been watching Twilight, where Bella is terrified of getting older and gets to be an eternally young and she'll never get that.
>>71085140
Dude, she'll marry and we'll never know until 2 years after when she graduates to have her second kid. With me, obviously.

>> No.71085244

>>71085140
Rissa will be the first to break kayfabe and get married/pregnant, mark my words. Then the Attitude Era of Hololive will begin

>> No.71085290

>>71085244
I do actually worry about this sometimes
Feels too possible

>> No.71085316

>>71085140
There's probably multiple holos that are married secretly. Rushia was the best GFE the company has ever had and no one knew.

>> No.71085349

Yeah in retrospect maybe we shouldn't have watched a movie where a girl finds the love of her life, gets married, becomes eternally young, and has a baby all at 18.

>> No.71085399

>>71085316
Isn’t Aki like confirmed to be married or something?

>> No.71085406

>>71085349
We? Nerissa's watched it three times in 3 months?
Woman is about ready to settle for a homeless guy with a nice hat on at this rate.

>> No.71085410

>>71085244
Honestly, if she wanted to get married before 30 then she shouldn't have applied to holo. I'm not saying this because I'm a unicorn but because that's how you get harassed into graduations by crazies.

>> No.71085414

>>71085316
Rushia was the only one who wasn't "known" known, and even then some people called it. The rest of the Holos are pretty known.

>> No.71085421

>>71085349
Talk about setting women up to fail. No wonder that generation is so, you know...

>> No.71085429

Hey look, the raiders are back

>> No.71085437
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71085437

I shouldn't have copied that one anon's post about her breasts and left it as a comment, it got upvotes but no heart. Must have touched a nerve, she really is /here/, it's so over bros.

>> No.71085475

>>71085244
The reason I don't think so is because she was already a hopeless romantic before joining, but now she's surrounded by woman who actually want to fuck her too for endless yuri.
Unless marrying a woman counts then ya probably so

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71085477

>>71084797
Feels rough sometimes but I've gotten over the honeymoon period and will likely start watching them both just casually now. Both of their monthlong breaks have made this a lot easier to consider.

>> No.71085578

She should marry a futa

>> No.71085628

>>71085477
>>70555661
She's going to become the first Holo membership I've dropped

>> No.71085649

>>71085578
Shiori has a nice cucumber

>> No.71085689

>>71085421
I also get the impression that Mama and Paparissa met and married pretty young.
>Paparissa was working at a pizza joint
>Mamarissa was a customer there
>Mamarissa specifically avoiding saying when they met or how long they've been married, it stuck out to me then
I get the impression they may have been married in their teens or early 20s, probably younger than Rissa is now which definitely weighs on a woman's mind.

>> No.71085740

>>71085399
No, the only confirmed one (as in she doesn't even bother hiding it) it's AZKI, Aki is just a recurring joke because she's old

>> No.71085770

>>71085628
Yea I canceled in December, it kinda sucks being a filthy gray but it feels like, for her, you become more visible kek

>> No.71085778

>>71085475
Yeah, the hopeless romanticism combined with hiki tendencies is a powerful debuff for her meeting someone. Outside of Aradia or maybe her mom playing matchmaker, she will remain a femcel.

>> No.71085821

Nerissa should definitely marry a jailbird, I don't want her to go through the harrowing realization that a marriage has lost its spark and it ends with a divorce. Sadly, couples that last forever are actually rare these days.

>> No.71085831

>>71085689
That's the proper way to do it, it's why she and Malpha managed to have so many kids.

>> No.71085846

>>71085740
Oh okay thanks

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71085855

>>71085406
>Woman is about ready to settle for a homeless guy with a nice hat on at this rate.
I am just the man for the job.

>> No.71085916

>>71085406
What kind of hat, this is important also do we have to be homeless can we just be jobless?

>> No.71085924

She might be the only unmarried daughter, but at this point she's gotta be making the most bank in the house so that at least should make up for it a little

>> No.71085930

I missed the whole bloody stream, can someone fill me in on how she addressed the collab spam please?

>> No.71085951

>>71085778
Playing matchmaker doesnt work. My sistee is 27 and still single despite me, my older brother, mother, her friends and my cousins trying. Sometimes people just arent meant to be with someone other than a cat.

>> No.71085985

>>71085930
"oops, sorry! i missed you guys! did you miss me too?" x5

>> No.71085995

>>71085930
Just deal with it. I personally feel like the last week was even worse knowing that she knew she was going on break this week (likely for months) and still decided to have only two solo streams in 16 days.

>> No.71086003

>>71085770
>filthy gray
only /vt/ really puts an emphasis on that. If you're not a huge paypig, artist, or big clipfag, you're just another face in the crowd to them regardless of your membership. It's not a bad thing either unless you're totally vying for their attention. They do seem to read greys more often than now, probably cause the lack of color in a sea of members stands out visually oddly enough.

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71086022

>>71085930

>> No.71086044

I don't think the threads need continue if there's no schedule at the moment. Just hibernate for a few days, get news from global, #, etc. Make a new one if we get a stream. What do you guys think?

>> No.71086046

>>71085951
Maybe she’s a dyke?

>> No.71086049

>>71085951
Yeah, while I still believe matchmaking is the most effective method overall, it's less effective nowadays, like all things regarding relationship formation & stability.

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71086060

>>71085951
I thought about posting this to her meme tag once but I was worried she might unironically be hurt by it so I didn't. I thought it was a funny joke but it also might hit too close to home. I'll just post it here for us.

>> No.71086114

>>71086044
Kill yourself

>> No.71086143

>>71086003
Yep, we're at the point where the newness has worn off and a lot of the chat will be members. Not to mention the fact that trying to get new names to keep coming back is important and an easy way to do that is engaging with them.

>> No.71086169

>>71086044
I enjoy looking at the art posted on here and catching small tidbits of news that people aggregate from other members streams. Like people are bringing up how Kiara's membership stream already revealed what Nerissa was being secretive about. I didn't know about that.

>> No.71086207

>>71086060
There was a stream a long time ago for Kiara where someone posted that to her timeline after she talked about going to the store and getting recognized for the same items from the clerk and it upset her.

>> No.71086209

>>71085778
I mean, we joke about her being our wife and stuff, but she would be pretty insufferable to live with, I imagine. Stubborn, obstinate, doesn't take care of herself, sounds like she's messy in general, needs you to drive her around everywhere, constantly talks your ear off about awful stuff like Twilight unironically, etc

>> No.71086231

>>71085916
Fauna MILF hat

>> No.71086236

>>71085930
She acknowledge it by saying "i streamed the whole week, but i feel like i havent streamed at all" she was still tired from it. she also said that she missed some time alone with the Jailbirds and that she is sorry for it although next week wont fix it yet. She also brought up how she is fixing her room and how her best friend moved away which resulted in her becoming a hiki, implying that she is lonely

>> No.71086283

>>71086209
This is most women on the planet Anon.

>> No.71086307

>>71086209
sounds perfect

>> No.71086336

I love her but I sometimes feel like she has borderline unrealistic expectations when it comes to relationships, like pretending all marriages last forever.

>> No.71086350

>>71086209
Awful for you, maybe. I'll gladly love her

>> No.71086357

>>71086207
It's a classic single woman meme, usually it says wine instead of Hololive merch but Rissa doesn't drink.

>> No.71086360

>>71086169
/hlgg/ is literally just kiara general so whenever she streams I go there because she ALWAYS overshares. You'll always get something about other holos from Kiara and since she's obsessed with Nerissa, we get a lot about her.

>> No.71086369

>>71086336
She definitely got that Disney Princess syndrome

>> No.71086392

>>71086046
Nah she is into guy (looks at random handsome guys, male celeb crush, no dyke tendensies, etc.) so that aint it.
>>71086060
You know she is /here/ so she'll see it anyway. It's true though

>> No.71086418

>>71086209
Faggot speak for yourself, I need to marry her

>> No.71086431

>>71086357
What is up with a chunk of EN and not drinking?

>> No.71086479

>>71086431
Alcohol tastes gross.

>> No.71086476

>>71086392
She doesn't use these threads, just global. Which is probably why she sees negative comments there and misses all the love that happens here.

>> No.71086489

>>71086336
That's the best possible unrealistic expectation to have.
An actual problem would be her spending money on gacha shit.

>> No.71086493

>>71086336
of course she does, her parents have that ideal boomer love story and her sisters scored too. Doesn't help she was in her impressionable years when shit like twilight was incredibly popular

>> No.71086525

>>71086431
It's kayfabe.

>> No.71086535

>>71086431
I don't drink either. It's a growing trend among younger people you can look up. Along with less sex as well lol

>> No.71086553

>>71086431
Meme answer: The fat alcoholic and the lazy shark drink enough for all of them
Real answer: Drinking is a social activity, usually started in high school, you drink at parties and get drunk with friends, have hookups etc. The Hololive girls are all weebs who spend most of their time on computers, they're not exactly partygoers with exceptions like Bae.

>> No.71086592

>>71086525
If she lied about not drinking I would drop her on the spot.

>> No.71086612

>>71086493
I'm just glad she didn't become a misandrist like other women in similar situations

>> No.71086669

>>71086431
My take is like most things the young are doing less of is that it has gotten to expensive overall. Outside of being a degenerate who buys a cheap bottle and drinks it alone, bars are expensive, rideshare is expensive, no one was to be designated driver, etc

>> No.71086705

>>71086592
Well she said she didn't pretty early on, but then walked it back when she said she got drunk on sake with Biboo

>> No.71086736

Making bread.

>> No.71086781

>>71086736
Thanks, chef

>> No.71086783

She's not a teetotaler by any means (drinking with Bijou, enjoy Sake & Soju because weeb) but it's probably for the best she doesn't >>71086553 she would easily fall off the meme diet and become an architect's dream. Memes aside that's a horrible thing that happens to women in their twenties.

>> No.71086819

>>71086431
>>71086479
>>71086525
>>71086535
>>71086553
>>71086592
>>71086669
What makes you all think she doesnt drink? She said she doesnt like the taste of most alcohols but that she does not mind drinking. Gosh raiders atleast pretend to watch streams

>chunk of EN not drinking
Mori, Gura, Kronii, Irys, Bae, Mumei, Fauna, Rissa. That's atleast more than half that do drink

>> No.71086823

>>71086431
Drinking = being a slut

>> No.71086908

>>71086736
Done.

>>71086816
>>71086816
>>71086816

>> No.71086941

>>71086908
Thanks baker, big love

>> No.71087017

>>71086819
>She said she doesnt like the taste of most alcohols but that she does not mind drinking
I don't care about her reasons as long as there is no alcohol inside her.

>> No.71087047

>>71086736
>>71086908
thanks chef

>> No.71087068

>>71087017
Straightedge fags need to end it.

>> No.71087170

>>71087068
Once I become president I'm reinstating the prohibition.

>> No.71087201

>>71086819
A good chunk of that list don't drink alone or to unwind during personal time. You can't really equate drinking recreationally on your own to doing it at a party or get together for a celebration.

>> No.71087248

She's a social drinker, especially if there's soju or sake or some other japanese drink. She's already talked about it. No need for speculation.

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