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Shooting Stars Edition

Last thread: >>71017226
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

>> No.71058560
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>>71058539
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.71058602

>>71058560
amen!

>> No.71058648
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>>71058560
Amen

>> No.71058706
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>>71057386
So /Mans/ what would your list be?

>> No.71058758

Sometimes I think about how they immediately pinged for HoloEN 4th gen auditions after Advent but no pinged for StarsEN Gen 4 after ARMIS...It's been a year since the last ping on Twitter, and they haven't updated the auditions PV either...

>> No.71058770
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>>71058539
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>Hololive Meet x TAIPEI Online Shop MERCH
https://www.hololivemeetxtaipei.com/products

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>JURARD T REXFORD Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/jurardtrexford_bd2024

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH & VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS HQ- 3D Showcase Celebration & Acrylic Stands MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempushq_3d2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_3dacrylicstand

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCsWze8Ytd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0scGN5P3cFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDrVLTGzdjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xlCRbJuPc8

As always, removed covers over a month old

>> No.71058909

>>71058758
I just need one artist boy and we're good, even if he debuts alone.

>> No.71058979
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>> No.71059085

>>71058909
HoloPro has a vsinger thing that is pretty much dead, but i dont think there is a vartist and from what i have seen they like to put artists with a gen to help with the art see Gan-chan Sana Ina

>> No.71059116

>>71058758
>spoiler
Maybe they're just waiting post-VG 3D (and most likely a 6-man 3D collab) before making a new audition PV, that's what I'd do. If we're lucky, maybe the reason they haven't reminded people of auditions is that we've already got members in mind from either/current past auditions and are going through their predebut shit.

>> No.71059271

>>71059085
Yeah I know, I just don't think they're debuting a whole new gen anytime soon but having an artist again would be really cool.

>> No.71059396
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>>71058706(ME)
>Updated list from anons inputs
Tempus+ Armis add alums if you want
Most lightweight to heayweight drinker.
>Leader
>Magni
>Flayon
>Jurard
>Octavio
>Bettel
>Axel
>Ruze
>Hakka
>GB
>Vesper
>Shinri

>> No.71059464

>>71059085
>pretty much
all vsingers project in hololive productions are dead.

>> No.71059553

>>71058758
I think Stars' management just wants to prioritize the current boys getting their dues and training/expanding their staff before adding a Gen 4.

>> No.71059619

Altare's body twitching when he feels a cold bottle inserted into his anus, the liquid pouring into him. Before he has a chance to say anything it's already too late, the beer bottle has been emptied inside of him

>> No.71059632
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the bliss of getting good ingredients at a discount within walkable distance

>> No.71059638

>>71059464
Only thing left is DEV_SIS, which is probably NOT getting a Holostars equivalent anytime soon, and that's dubious in itself given how they operate.

>> No.71059721

>>71059464
they should hire rpr to debut as the worst vsinger the world has ever seen
also he debuts under JP

>> No.71059787

>>71059632
He's thriving.

>> No.71059959
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If the boys are doing their dancing reps in japan I'll be so happy, get those stiff bodies some movement

>> No.71060191
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Arutea LOVE

>> No.71060433

>>71059464
This is where the mixed signals come in. We say its about idolshit, yet actual idolshit projects get fucking obliterated on announcement by fans.

>> No.71060579

>>71058758
That's better for me, they give me more time

>> No.71060866

>>71060433
The eternal conundrum Holo has to grapple with is that some fans are just here for "anime person gaming" and not the idol stuff just makes up about 10% of any given talent's content, unless you're like, Mori/Suisei.

>> No.71060883

>>71058758
it was 2 years between gen 2 of en girls and gen 3, they might just be putting a pause on it for now

>> No.71060976

>>71060866
I personally LOVE idolshit but it has to be in 3D with dancing. Listening to covers is cool but nothing special.
Now that the boys are getting 3D then I'm sure more people will get into it.

>> No.71061143

Who will have the sluttiest 3D model

>> No.71061188
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https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en/status/1766921740825800989

>> No.71061203

>>71061143
Shinri will have his cake
I BELIEVE

>> No.71061216

>>71058758
but they did, shinri especially

>> No.71061313

>>71061203
I want to believe too... mama deserves it.

>> No.71061326

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FilL5wzIhEw

>> No.71061454

>>71060433
The money is just not there yet to keep a vsinger, so they eventually get folded into regular vtubers that just so happen to be good singers and have connections.

>> No.71061811

Rank the boys from best to worst kisser

>> No.71062091

>>71061811
I'd rather like to know how they kiss

>> No.71062152

>>71061143
shinri or flayon. maybe bettel if we can see his slutty shorts and thigh high boots

>> No.71062255

>>71059619
Dude would actually die

>> No.71062316

>>71062152
I think Shinri will get his turtleneck in 3d

>> No.71062481
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watching Axel's LOL vod from 2 days ago. Stop walking into Lux ults and Nidalee spears

>> No.71062492

>>71058909
it'd be spooky to debut alone tho

>> No.71062493

>>71059632
cuute

>> No.71062599

Shinri's big tits fully engulfing Hakka's small peen, Hakker cumming gallons all over his dad's face and chest and Shinri sticking out his tongue trying to lap it up, commenting how delicious it is

>> No.71062631

>>71061811
Best
>goldbullet (because he's youknow)
Worst
>bettel (would squirm in embarrassment)

>> No.71062747

>>71061143
Bettel because he has those tiny little shorts that you can barely see in 2d and Flayon because sexo

>> No.71062807

>>71061143
Shinri for sure.

>> No.71062879

>>71062631
>bettel (would squirm in embarrassment)
imagine bettel as a porn actor, constantly shaking as he touches his co-star, red, hyperventilating, his boner barely holding up despite the viagra

>> No.71062989
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>>71061188
Soon

>> No.71063083

>>71062989
Japan is not ready for the sheer volume of these four eating dinner together.

>> No.71063162

>>71063083
Nor is Japan ready for the noises Jurard will make when he eats spicy hotpot.

>> No.71063238

>>71063162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD6nSzpE1ss

>> No.71063410
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>>71063238
Holy shit Jurard is Nobuhiko Okamoto tier in fucked up sounds

>> No.71063470

>>71063238
I don't know how he managed to make half of those noises

>> No.71063489

>>71062989
Why are Jurard's boyfriends babies?

>> No.71063686

>>71063489
He likes to say that he sees them that way.

>> No.71063758

>>71062492
Probably get a reduce collab ban like Irys, but i agree you got to have balls of steel to pull it off.

>> No.71063983

Did Ruze pick a new book for book club?

>> No.71064084
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>>71063983
Redwall by Brian Jacques

>> No.71064177

>>71064084
Fuck I missed the tweet, thanks

>> No.71064956

Ruze's opinions on the superior stance of actual weapons as opposed to hand and fist are not unfounded, but I disagree with them solely for the purpose that you yourself can be a weapon and reliance solely on external tools can beget narrow-mindedness in situations where it is not ideal.

>> No.71064958

Magni Dezmond

>> No.71064974

>>71064084
>TIME
oh no, he really IS taking Vesper's place

>> No.71065184

>>71064974
Where have you been? He's been streaming at 2pm EST at least 2 days a week since debut

>> No.71065236

>>71065184
It was supposed to be a Kronii joke.

>> No.71065333
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>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
>Thine words do not belong in this temple.

>> No.71065436

>>71065184
This made realize 2PM EST streams are probably a no-go until Japan arc is over, bummer...

>> No.71065773

>>71065236
KEK

>> No.71065775

>>71064956
And another thing on that, I do think that the axe is a good weapon and has a great deal of functionality, but I would differ to the spear as there is a lot of variety to be found in them and many designs that can be both efficient and pleasing to the eye.

>> No.71065984

I LOVE XENOCUNNY

>> No.71066466

>>71064956
>>71065775
I long for the day that Ruze finally does some sort of weapons display stream. It'll just be infodumping for like four hours.

>> No.71066490
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flayon please get on the plane and quit larping on twitter I cant take it anymore

>> No.71066543

>>71066490
Literally wait 2 days max

>> No.71066556

>>71066490
hes probably already at the airport

>> No.71066686

>>71066490
>bettel larping about being at the guild hall
>turns up in japan after a couple of 12-16 hr absences
>jurard larping about being at the guild hall
>turns up in japan tonight after some absences
just a matter of time

>> No.71066860

Any activities you hope that the boys get to enjoy in Japan? I hope Octavio finds out about the Tokyo Toilet shuttle tours that just started up in Shibuya. (Jokes aside, the architecture/design aspects are pretty neat.)

>> No.71066930

>>71066860
I know that it's highly unlikely, but I want Shinri to see the Japanese countryside and maybe something akin to what it was like in 'Hollow Cocoon'. I know he'd love it.

>> No.71066983

>>71066860
oiled up circle jerk on stream

>> No.71067005

>>71066860
Everyone bullying JohnnySomali in prison for being a coon. Serious answer: cat island

>> No.71067022

>>71066860
>Any activities you hope that the boys get to enjoy in Japan?
Japanese pookies

>> No.71067075
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>>71066930
yeah he'd love it

>> No.71067088

>>71066860
I hope they visit a shit ton of niche cafes and soaplands

>> No.71067146

>>71067088
Soapland tour yeahh

>> No.71067691

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OxrNLKs5Fw

>> No.71067753

>>71066860
There is a ramen museum in Yokohama and I think a couple of them would like it. Don't know where they are and how far Yokohama is from their general location, though.

>> No.71067758

>>71065333
cute dad and son

>> No.71067806

>>71066860
I hope the xenokunians get to go relax in the countryside or maybe visit the coastline and fishing villages. I hope Bettel gets to visit the Yakuza locations he's played, he was hyped for Dotonbori, he might get a kick out of Hiroshima and Yokohama having played 6/7. I kinda hope Axel takes them to a casino or horse race betting at least once.

>> No.71068615
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mama run
https://twitter.com/ministarfruit/status/1766951500256096578

>> No.71068617
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>> No.71068638

>>71066930
Didnt Shinri say he will be there for months? Might be a chance for him to go to the countryside.

>> No.71068689

>>71067088
>Soapland
Arent those places run by the Yakuza and extremely xenophobic?

>> No.71068716

>>71067022
Is that different from the Xenokunian or South Elysium pookies?

>> No.71068719

>they all come back to the states with cute japanese girlfriends

>> No.71068816

>>71068615
To be fair, I also would be wary of getting in between a man and his vegetables.

>> No.71068876

>>71068719
>cute japanese girlfriends
Yeah, me and my clones

>> No.71068993
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>>71068719
Hakka already has one, he just needs to find her.

>> No.71069098

>>71068719
if that were the case, they wouldn't come back. they would all just stay in glorious nippon.

>> No.71069202

>>71069098
no they wouldn't they are all racist

>> No.71069244

>>71069098
Abe-san would be proud

>> No.71069278
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Has it been a few days yet

>> No.71069402

>>71069278
chicken and beer yummy

>> No.71069530
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>>71068719
NO!!!!

>> No.71069547

>>71068615
AIIEEE

>> No.71069675

I don't miss bettel anymore

>> No.71069904
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>>71069675
I'm mostly used to it but every once in a while I still get a bout of intense sadness over my missing clown

>> No.71069945

>>71069675
weak. i'm missing Bettel til he comes back. i miss clown. i miss him

>> No.71070060

>>71068689
In that case they could score a quickie with a yakuza instead

>> No.71070251
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>>71065984
TTOTT

>> No.71070264

>>71069904
I want to flatten his head

>> No.71070355
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>>71070264

>> No.71070443

>>71070355
yes

>> No.71071078

>>71064084
If only that Redwall adaptation by the Over the Garden Wall creator had managed to make it to production for a comparison watchalong

>> No.71071340

>>71070251
UO

>> No.71071411

>>71070251
UUOOHHHHH

>> No.71071532
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It is gone

>> No.71071548

>>71064084
this series gave me incurrable sweet tooth and fear of accents reading this as an ESL kid. im glad he's picking this up

>> No.71072046
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Whore guild

>> No.71072640

Man, I know that Ruze has probably read 'The Hobbit' already, but I would love to have a read-along and discuss it. It's one of my favorites.

>> No.71073302

>>71071532
What is?

>> No.71073314
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I'm gonna tell the new hakkitos I've seen in chat that this is Hakka

>> No.71073370

Next spontaneous off-collab predictions?

>> No.71073466
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EROGE ARC 2 ELECTRIC MACHIROON

>> No.71073595
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>>71073466
Please I can't take anymore

>> No.71073672

>>71073370
Armis since banchou finally finished his homework

>> No.71074520

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYnODlko4Hw
STUPID BIRD IS LATE TO THE TELLY

>> No.71074528

hakkers doko?

>> No.71074550

HAKKA ON THE ZATSU TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYnODlko4Hw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYnODlko4Hw

>> No.71074870
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71074870

lazy fuck absolutely despises his audience

>> No.71074891

>>71073466
Brother you literally got mindbroken by the last time you did that don't do again......

>> No.71074917

Who is the slopman?

>> No.71074918

The Slopman beats Demon Altare, Spermo and Obsidian Ruze...

>> No.71074952

I GET DIBS ON HAKKA SUSHI

>> No.71074967

>spermo and demon king regis is on the same power scale
Jesus

>> No.71074969
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kek

>> No.71074988

>Hakka's model moving on conveyor belt sushi
Fucking kek, this idiot

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HAKKA'S SEVERED HEAD FOR SELL AT A SUSHI RESTAURANT

>> No.71075146

>>71073466
He should do BL eroge

>> No.71075167
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71075167

what did this chatter mean by this?

>> No.71075195

Hakka must be absolutely rawdogging that thermostat, this is his first actual winter

>> No.71075264

>>71075167
>bettel funny: sloppy mouth noises and turn the stream off while screaming i hate you
>hakka funny: kino bgm and immersive japan arc asset experiences like ofuro, onsen, sushi train

>> No.71075282

>>71075146
He won't, because doesn't get as much clicks as NL eroge.

>> No.71075354

>>71075146
Flayon hates gays

>> No.71075373

>>71075264
you described flayon instead of bettel?

>> No.71075437

Isn't that one of those things for nagashi soumen

>> No.71075457
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>Using Hakka as a plate for sushi

>> No.71075521

>>71075146
bro talks a big game that he's openminded and that he's also willing to thirst over anime boys but he's nothing more than a larper.

>> No.71075524

>>71075146
I think Flayon should play good ol' DMMD on stream. the commentary would be kino

>> No.71075609

>>71075524
coma-chama...

>> No.71075627

>>71072046
TTTTToTTTTT

>> No.71075657

>>71075146
He already did

>> No.71075681

>ruze has no sense of direction

>> No.71075690
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>>71075524
I think he played it exactly once, and that the VOD was lost to time, it can't come back. Worst of all it was a guerilla at a weird time(3AM EST) so I don't think anyone archived it.

>> No.71075747

>bettel wants fries in a sushi bar
Peak amerishart

>> No.71075779

Bettel would probably only tolerate california rolls for sushi

>> No.71075807

>>71075690
I'm pretty sure it was archived, because I watched a little bit of it, and I sure as hell wasn't awake at 3AM.

>> No.71075837

>>71075690
There is an archive out there somewhere, I've seen DMMD vod posted once or twice. Chihuahuamane tossed perms at him at 5pm JST on a Friday and ran from the office, most of his eroge arc was SEA time because he would go live and play them the instant he got perms, usually between 3-5pm JST every week.

>> No.71075857

Are americans legal in elysium?

>> No.71075929

>I don't like the texture of the whites
Racist Hakka...

>> No.71075951

>>71075690
OOH. I memoryholed this one because I'm not awake at SEA times

>> No.71076018

>>71075807
>>71075837
Interesting, maybe one day I'll scour through warosu to find it.

>> No.71076036

>>71075929
>I don't like the smell of curries
He just can't stop being racist

>> No.71076116

>>71076036
To be fair he ate so much of it last trip i think his body developed a aversion to protect himself.

>> No.71076162

>>71076036
I legit he said cunny, and I had a mii heart attack

>> No.71076195

>>71076018
you'll only find expired gofile links. I can upload it if anyone really wants to watch it

>> No.71076208

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE, HAKKA ISN'T CONSTIPATED

>> No.71076215
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71076215

Imagine the state of their toilet

>> No.71076222

>dude i WISH i was constipated
>after they saw what i did to all those public toilets they won't let me back in
hakkers and his shit water bath...

>> No.71076291

>>71075747
This guy is the type to get the same chicken strips with fries order at any restaurant you take him to because he’s too scared to try anything new and hate it

>> No.71076309
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71076309

I was about to chat "You dropped a whole nuke in those bathrooms"
But I stopped myself, maybe that's a bit insensitive

>> No.71076310

He doesn't like browns

>> No.71076313
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>>71076222
>His water was brown because his poop is so liquid he can't hold it in
Holy shit

>> No.71076407
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71076407

>>71076222
>>71076313
AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

>> No.71076417

How are these boys so bad at taking care of themselves?

>> No.71076474

>>71076195
please do, im fascinated.

>> No.71076479

>>71076407
>the tub roach
all me

>> No.71076522

>said fountain water
>meant spring water
Man's really a bird at heart

>> No.71076545

>>71076195
Plz do. I wish to know what his reaction to gay sex is

>> No.71076641

>>71076479
Hi Morb

>> No.71076646

PISSKITO IN CHAT

>> No.71076662

>I'm a thirsty little flower

>> No.71076720

>I'M A THIRSTY LITTLE PLANT
>PLEASE WATER ME
FUCK YOU HAKKA

>> No.71076737

>>71076417
I wish I could say Shinri was the exception....

>> No.71076786
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71076786

They are evolving and asking for every fluid possible...

>> No.71076792

>>71076545
He didn't get up to gay sex, he only played the first two hours, wandered around the starting area getting exposition from his blue dog thing and meeting the shop lady with her dog, and the old lady in the apartments. It was a funny ass live to watch though because notable JPs kept popping into chat, and the devs on twitter started liking/RTing his stream tweet and then followed his account and you got to watch him have a fanboy squeal DONT LOOK AT ME moment.

>> No.71076795

Hakka is not beating the unwashed allegations

>> No.71076900

BRATTY STINKY BIRD NEEDS BATH CORRECTION!

>> No.71076925

>>71076407
>ugly brown water
>something that looks like a bug
What the hell compelled him to post this horrible pic
I'm glad he did cause it's hilarious

>> No.71076969
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71076969

>>71076407

>> No.71077080

Which character did he mention is his child? Just a second ago.

>> No.71077091

>>71076925
It was an instagram story video, he was yapping about how much he loves and misses the hakkitos with swishing his shit water around asmr

>> No.71077107

>>71076925
What's even more funny is that he really got offended that people made fun of him kek
https://twitter.com/animatype/status/1764986680145055786
>>71077080
Fuecoco

>> No.71077156

>>71077107
Thank you

>> No.71077176
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>>71076641

>> No.71077319
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71077319

What equipment did Shinri get?
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1766984005793251570

>> No.71077333

>>71076417
they won't make it through idol reps because the shit they've been eating causes Rot

>> No.71077356

>>71077319
A tenga?

>> No.71077470

>>71075681
Role reversal where lost child Ruze is being guided around Japan by competent banchou...

>> No.71077547

>>71075681
He tried going to Tempus' Guild Hall and ended up in Xenokuni

>> No.71077553
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71077553

I see 3/4th of HQ and 2 Bettles

>> No.71077585

Breeding?

>> No.71077600

>>71077585
Breeding Hakka

>> No.71077619

Breeding Hakka

>> No.71077634

>>71077470
Good shit.

>> No.71077643

>>71077319
>It's 40ºF outiside for Shinri
>It's 40ºC outside for me
WE ARE

>> No.71077669

>>71077600
>>71077619
Now breed

>> No.71077686

>>71075681
Maybe that's why he likes maps so much kek

>> No.71077691

>>71077319
>late at night
filming things outside when no one is around?
or what other anon said

>> No.71077813

>Hakka's type is a woman that drinks all the time and beats him up

>> No.71077884

Cute Hakka

>> No.71077887
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>>71077553
Huh, twobert when as well?

>> No.71077968

>>71077686
KEK you're probably right

>> No.71077996
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>>71077813
Oh my fucking god

>> No.71078181

>>71077319
I think he brought his 3dio mic.

>> No.71078210
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71078210

Hakka is a true crow

>> No.71078262
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>>71075681
>Muscle head
>Shit sense of direction
>actually a pretty nice guy
He is Zoro

>> No.71078288

>>71076737
at least shinri (and maybe jurard?) has clear images in mind of what healthy eating looks like, regardless of how much it's stuck to

>> No.71078329 [DELETED] 

[spoilers]Why Magni still leeching on the boys after he left Holostars?[/spoilers]

>> No.71078348

I also like to keep receipts or random shit I got when I travel, helps with keeping the memories

>> No.71078352

>>71078329
kys

>> No.71078375
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71078375

>>71078329
retard

>> No.71078390

>>71077996
Perfect for manhandling (and then get a fucking bottle smashed on your head)

>> No.71078476

>>71078329
They are friends, shut up

>> No.71078562
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71078562

>>71061143
Flayon, for sure.

>> No.71078591

>>71078375
this face is killing me

>> No.71078628

>>71078375
I hate this picture every time it gets posted it makes me laugh

>> No.71078666

>>71078329
As if we need more proof that the resident thread alumschizo is from the doxxsite kek.

>> No.71078683
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>>71078591
its good

>> No.71078689
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71078689

>>71078628
yeah?

>> No.71078819

I will never be able to understand why people willingly wear Crocs. They're hardly durable, they don't even look that good, and they can make it easier for you to slip. And putting charms? On things that go on your FEET? And Hakka's in the snow too... my goodness.

>> No.71078857

>>71078562
Bulge in 3D

>> No.71078941
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71078941

>>71061143
Flayon, but what i really need to see is that R-trus, it would make the /m/fag in me really happy.

>> No.71078942

need hakk(r)ock

>> No.71079021

>>71078819
Crocs are the most comfortable shoes in existence, you just don't get it bruh

>> No.71079025

>Retard wore white to hotpot
>When he knew he was gonna get shitfaced
Hakkers...

>> No.71079035

>>71078857
uuooohhhhhh ToT

>> No.71079062

>>71078683
Ugly

>> No.71079084

>>71078819
fuck you

>> No.71079113

>>71078819
I just use them as a replacement for slides/flops but with a back strap if i need it for whatever reason. If you get the extra ugly ones you can get them for cheap

>> No.71079213
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71079213

>>71078689
STOP IT

>> No.71079270
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71079270

>>71079062
bout now?

>> No.71079396
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71079396

>>71078857
I need whoever did Axel's model to do Flay's too

>> No.71079433

>>71079270
You believe your own model to be ugly as sin. You'll never be anything but UGLY.

>> No.71079570
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71079570

>>71079433
he loved 1.5!

>> No.71079625

HAKKA IS GETTING SWATTED

>> No.71079671

ENTER GAVIS BETTEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL

>> No.71079670

ENTER
BETTEL

>> No.71079676

ENTER GARGLE BALLS

>> No.71079684

BETTEL ON HAKKA STREAM

>> No.71079695

BETTELION A CRUMB OF YOUR OSHI

>> No.71079703

bettel on hakkas stream!

>> No.71079712

BETTEL AT THE RESTAURANT

>> No.71079727

COCK GARGLER ON STREAM

>> No.71079775

Bettel is addicted to some deep fried food but he doesn't know what it is

>> No.71079809

Bettelions are being fed a morsel today. Good for them.

>> No.71079840

>>71079775
He could even eat a deep fried rat

>> No.71079875

My precious jester… I can hear him again…
I hate him.

>> No.71079890

>do bettelion fuck
Hakka...

>> No.71079902

hakka has such a soft sweet caring voice when he talks to bettel ue ue ue he plays it up with the junior "honey sweetie" voice but he's genuinely such a melt for the dumb asshole

>> No.71079940

Bettelions reproduce like snails. All gooey and super mega gay.

>> No.71079948

Bettel forgot how to stream
again

>> No.71079951

>BETTEL ON HAKKA ZATSU IN THE SAME ROOM. IN REAL LIFE
I CAN FINALLY KILL MYSELF

>> No.71079955

hakktio anatomy, you say?

>> No.71079978
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>>71079396
flay bulge with slight jiggle physics

>> No.71080021

Bettel found Hakka's Tengas

>> No.71080036

>>71079902
fujobrain

>> No.71080038

>>71078288
Jurard seems pretty healthy, mentally and physically, by Holostars standards, but his diet doesn't seem that good. It seems like he eats a lot of fast food, desu.

>> No.71080124

>>71079902
>ue ue ue
back whence you came foul beast.

>> No.71080129

>>71079955
The cloakkito...

>> No.71080186

aaaand he's gone

>> No.71080199

>exit clown
I MISS HIMMMMMMMMMMM

>> No.71080291

>Vertical stream
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

>> No.71080300
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71080300

>Bettel shows up and Hakka needs to end
DAMN YOU CLOWN

>> No.71080302

>vertical stream
Porque

>> No.71080332

clown isn't content to not stream, he even gets the other boys to stop streaming

>> No.71080368

>11PM JST vertical stream
morning stream hype but why......

>> No.71080441

>>71080302
apparently they're "all the rage" in Japan? I doubt it though, considering I never hear of the onee-sans doing it.

>> No.71080481

>>71079902
They’re very sweet on each other it’s always nice to hear it

>> No.71080547

>Redirected to a vertical stream

>> No.71080606

ganchan's hairstyle still looks like a lesbian aunt but he's very cool

>> No.71080623

>>71080441
More than like half of Uproar's streams (minus Rio, who's been mostly busy) are vertical nowadays

>> No.71080675

>>71076474
>>71076545
here you go, Flayon's DMMD stream
https://gofile.io/d/4xJBgN

>> No.71080770

>>71080675
thank you, chu~

>> No.71080879

>>71080038
I remember he talked for a bit about staying healthier for why he hasn't touched the instant ramen packet he bought two months ago but not sure. And mentioning being aware chicken nuggets are junky but he copes by telling himself it's mostly useful protein

>> No.71081036

>>71080675
Thanks!

>> No.71081121

who has the list of the Tempus drinks from last Holofest?

>> No.71081132

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THAT THE BOYS GOT TOGETHER!??!?!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP ME INFORMED

>> No.71081161

>>71079902
Fujoshi detected

>> No.71081200

>>71081132
comachama missed the last few days of liveposting and menshi leaks, huh

>> No.71081253

you have to order the drink holder ahead of time!
https://cart.hololivepro.com/v2/product/detail/HLL0151

>> No.71081328

>>71081132
officially its only been a couple twitter posts

>> No.71081603

>>71079570
Pretty!

>> No.71081612 [DELETED] 

>>71081200
>>71081328
I know the answer but I assume they didn't meet not-Vesper right?

>> No.71081670

>>71081612
ask his general not us, dummy.

>> No.71081671

go back

>> No.71081679 [DELETED] 

>>71081612
He's at home with covid for the past few weeks and says he won't travel to JP for another year or two

>> No.71081728 [DELETED] 

>>71081612
no, hes staying at home and is currently sick anyways

>> No.71081775

>>71081679
>>71081728
What if it's opsec?

>> No.71081857

>>71081253
HOLY FUCK
Wait
>10 order limit per person
KEK why??

>> No.71081867

>>71081775
Ask his general

>> No.71081872

Both alumniggas and alumschizos are equally annoying

>> No.71081914

>>71081775
maybe, but not now with rona

>> No.71081991

>>71081857
Do you really need more than forty drinks?
That's as many as four tens!

>> No.71081998

>>71081857
Scalpers ruin everything

>> No.71082007

>>71081857
To prevent scalping

>> No.71082043

>>71081775
Anonchama, its Vesper. He planned a DND campaign back in August that still hasn't gone anywhere. Still promised the karaoke a few times that never went anywhere. He hasn't changed at all, and what happened last time would just happen again, maybe to a less severe degree.

>> No.71082111
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Hope they don't get TOO "busy" sucking business ojisan dick this week

>> No.71082128
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71082128

>>71081991
>>71081998
>>71082007
Bro who the fuck is out here ordering 40 individual drinks at the expo bro?

>> No.71082138

>>71082043
could still be fun!

>> No.71082177
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71082177

LEADER COMING BACK SOON

>> No.71082187

I miss Ruze.

>> No.71082210

>>71081857
>>71081991

20 drink max per day, so 40 total

>> No.71082274

>>71082177
Lazy

>> No.71082278

>>71082128
theres a limit on drinks

>> No.71082300

>>71082128
They'd sell them online as premium™ hololive™ cup holders™

>> No.71082301

>>71082177
we hate regis altare

>> No.71082373
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71082373

>>71082128
Wish I could understand the reseller mind

>> No.71082398

>>71082177
He should do a stream now while he's still a lil bit sick.a eepy stream is nice

>> No.71082409

>>71082187
At least we know he has a story when he gets back

>> No.71082535
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71082535

borb
https://twitter.com/PUNPUNWAN_09/status/1766811248245793097

>> No.71082637

>>71082398
no please he's annoying when he's sick

>> No.71082723

>>71082177
YIPEEEEE~
Sooner than previous times, all the boys’ semen worked

>> No.71082747
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71082747

Would he react obliviously to sexual assault?

>> No.71082860

>>71082300
Hate those people with a genuine passion.

>> No.71083082

>>71082409
Can't wait for story time with my oshi

>> No.71083196

test

>> No.71083236

>>71083196
kys

>> No.71083273

>>71083236
no u <3

>> No.71083495

>>71083196
Test deez nuts

>> No.71083508

>>71083236
yeah, like that

>> No.71083535
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71083535

>>71083196

>> No.71083549
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71083549

I love my mama

>> No.71083603

>>71082637
This is true.
But I want a sick Ultrakill stream where he does the secret levels (no not the p-rank stuff)
And I'm slightly sick as well so it'd be nice to hear him suffer as well.

>> No.71084224

https://twitter.com/artrurii/status/1766830100710858844

armis cursors!

>> No.71084312

I thought holding 8 eggs was a lot and meant Shinri had massive hands, but I did the test and I can hold 7. I guess we'll see on Wednesday

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>>71083196

>> No.71084504

>>71084312
ill think about you and shinri holding hands

>> No.71084570

>>71084312
Post hand turkey drawn on lined A4 paper

>> No.71084605

>>71084224
Cuuuute

>> No.71084711

>>71084312
it's kinda average to be honest? i guess it's just large in comparison to the other boys?

>> No.71084728

Anyone /here/ actually going to the Expo?

>> No.71084755
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>> No.71084817
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71084817

>>71083535

>> No.71085030

>>71084312
7-8 is a lot, I can barely balance 2 eggs in my hands

>> No.71085119
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71085119

>>71084755
Yes leader, defend our honour~

>> No.71085426
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71085426

>>71084728
Sadly no

>> No.71085573

>>71084711
imagine shinri and bettel handcam

>> No.71085584

>>71084755
What are the sideffects of ingesting fat blue fucks?

>> No.71085593

I have a sudden urge to subject all of the boys to the egg test. Hands! Let's see 'em.

>> No.71085745

>>71085584
Indigestion, slight nausea, occasionally an uncontrollable urge to use a fat blue fuck as an onahole may arise, slight irritation of the skin, etc.

>> No.71085872
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71085872

>>71084755
Leader is back to save us

>> No.71086040
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71086040

https://twitter.com/mtmnyuika/status/1767017588641694127/

>> No.71086145

>>71086040
Hot.

>> No.71086166

>>71086040
hope they make bettel drink it after

>> No.71086895

>>71086040
kek

>> No.71087104

>>71086040
Milk carrier gang, where y'all at?

>> No.71087229

Any bakers?

>> No.71087458

GRADUTGE NAGNI ERFESKONMOND.

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