/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Phasers are the best livers.

So what went wrong?

>>71061989
I think your screen needs glasses

>>71061989
Nothing, they are doing great

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

>>71061989
not enough mental illness

Nice Wemi OP

>>71061951
NOW (Literally right now)
Dead Minutes

SOON
Hakushika Iori (21:00UTC | 30m | One Hand Clapping)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Msx-OtOlKUA
Ayase Yuu (22:00UTC | 1h30m | Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams

LATER
Dizzy Dokuro (00:00UTC | 3h30m | Metamorphosis)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f356N9UvNDo
Hikanari Hina & Runie Ruse (00:00UTC | 3h30m | Heaven vs Hell)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2Rv2jXr_eY
Himemiya Rie (01:00UTC | 4h30m | Bird ASMR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGLY24H5QZw
Fujikura Uruka (02:30UTC | 6h0m | Campfire Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F4jxQ0aMY4
Himemiya Rie (03:00UTC | 6h30m | Zatsu, Last stream before Japan trip)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XINLjPILFwA
Kaminari Clara (05:00UTC | 8h30m | Crash Bandicoot)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi56BLxChPs
Remilia Nephys (05:00UTC | 8h30m | Nekomimi, Zatsu/RP?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TtUGOFaDTk
Gram Pico (07:00UTC | 10h30m | Buying a Laptop)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciaKb-HSGag
Utatane Nasa (11:00UTC | 14h30m | Personality Type Discussion w/ Eni)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNNvfCHwcDs

BONUS
Hanamori Natsumi (06:00UTC | 9h30m | Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2phm1h6r-Hc

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Jelly, Saya, Muyu, Eimi, Loki, Yuu

There will likely be a few more streams but you know, schedule allergies among the company talents

>>71061563
You lads are a bunch of mollycoddle nincompoops.

>>71061951

>>71061989
You never learned how take a proper screenshot

THIS IS A DOREMU THREAD

----------------ONLY WEMI POSTING BELOW THIS LINE-----------------------

>>71061989
Muyu-chan sneeding

>>71061989

>>71062047
I enhanced it with AI

>>71062145

>wake up
>dead hours
home

>>71062101
Watch it with the N-word, pal

>>71061989
>the absolute state of number fiends

I don't know if I have enough Wemi images for a whole thread

Squeezable and explodable.

>>71062209
I'm not your pal, buddy.

>>71062231
guess you'll have to fix that

>>71062099
>Dead Minutes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>71061989
At what point do you reach member fatigue?

>>71062233
sexplodable

Just finished filing taxes, owed basically nothing. You got your taxes done, right "anon"?

>>71062233
Horrid meme just like every other hamnig meme

>>71061989
What went wrong with your machine?

Lumi fucked a man before

Moving up to alaska with nothing but my BWC

>>71062344
Yeah, me.

>>71062344
before what?

>>71061989
My glasses aren't working, i wait. How do you fuck up a screenshot did you use a camera?

I'm sorry you nonwhite esl losers can't read blurry numbers. I didn't have that problem but I'm not esl

I felt inspired so I wrote a short haiku about niggers:

nigger nigger
N I G G E R
niggardly you are, nigger.

>>71062344
yeah me

Surely this thread will be better!

>>71062099
Why is yuu awake at this time

>>71062426
How is Runie not at 20k yet?

>>71062344
They all did

I want to take ecstasy with Dizzy and Lumi.

>>71062322
I got a six figure job and I owe 3k in taxes this year.

>>71062446
She always is on Monday

>>71062433

>>71062433
This would have won an award in the civil rights era

>>71062453
GFE kills growth

HAMPTER!!!!! DOKO IRU NO OMAE!!!!

I like this new model. I hope she keeps using it.

Women are the niggers of the world
Which phaser is a women

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 46 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

Have you started cutting for Offkai?

>>71062433
beautiful poem

>>71062574
Which one has kids

>>71062322
I don't pay taxes.

>>71062621
I've had enough of you.

>>71062637
*eats a spoonful of peanut butter*

>>71062689
god you're so brave

>>71062637
If anyone hasn't started by now they aren't gonna make it.

>>71062344
i dont believe you

>>71062453
>>71062426
Numberfaggotry is a lower form of engaging with Vtubers than making angry video essays about them.

>>71062454
I didn't.

>>71062344
Getting fingerblasted in church doesn't count.

>>71062746
would be gay if you did

>>71062726
Anything to extract labor

>>71062344
No proof of that. In fact she has said that she’s a virgin. As such the burden of proof is on us to prove her wrong.

>>71062746
Eimi...

>>71062525

Well jigged.

>>71062792
Do you wanna talk about what the preacher did to you, brother?

I awake. Pippa love~!

>>71062344
No, she's a virgin

GG

>>71062746

>>71062101
Now hold your horses, bucko...

>>71062454
Hina, Pippa and Lia haven't

>>71062896
>Sassy low poly gif calling a more popular woman a hoe
Sister...

>>71062860
Is Elden Ring good for you

>>71062426
>Runie barely has 1k more than Saya
Lmfao, the highest-effort and lowest-effort streamers in Euphoria.

>>71062454
wrong

>>71062792
uh... who did that to whomst?

>>71062860
>Missing the streak in her hair
AI SLOP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Verification not required.

>>71062944
I fucked Hina in a porta potty.

>>71062944

>>71062944

all me

Phase needs a cute marmot girl

Woman hours

Which Phasers ACTUALLY cut?

What the FUCK is this thumbnail supposed to convey

>>71063031
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/109963962
Anon that's not AI slop...

>>71063173
None of them do

>>71063173
Hime(for results(only when unmedicated)).
Lia(for attention.)

>>71063158
I wish we could ban women. Make the captcha an ethics puzzle.

>>71062525
She should do some male collabs to boost her numbers. It worked for Pippa, Tenma, and Lia.

>>71063173
I think they are all pretty small and cut Ember is probably the only one bulking

I think I'm just going to watch "mr nice guy" starring Ryan Gosling and go to bed.

>>71063173
hexa

>>71063206
They're going to offcollab and take turns fucking a shota

>>71062944
>Pippa and Lia
Maybe not
>Hina
Lmfao she definitely has

>>71063173
Does being proana count as cutting

>>71063206
Aoi...

Phase Cluedo collab when?

>>71063158
it's what eurohours/usahours result in

why doesn't pippa become an escort? feel like she could make good money and will help with her housing hunt

>>71063241
Every day is bulk season for Ember.

>>71063247
Nini, gosling friend.

>>71063291
What the -do be doin', do?

>>71061989
fucking phone posters kek
couldn't you just take a normal screenshot instead of stitching this shit together and letting your 3rd world android 4.1 creampie editor piss on the quality?

>>71063291
Damn Runie looking good in that red dress

Muyu will stream today, right?

>>71063315
Because she's a good girl and not a slut

>>71063315
Glowies only from here on out

>>71063315

>>71063369
That's not a phone problem, it's a retard problem

Catch.

>>71063315
She should just marry me.

>>71063173
Unironically Hime.

>>71063423
they really aren't sending their best
Absolutely grim

Mari is pretty cute desu

I wish eimi would stream now just doing facial expressions and giggling, this would be the best stream of the year.

I just realized we are playing our divegrass game on the Ides of March.
Pure cinema.

>>71063173

I wish eimi would stream now just fingering herself and giggling, this would be the best stream of the year.

https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs/status/1766922809824145690

>>71063530
But anon, the best stream of the year already happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xThGSMilOhY

One of my favorite vtubers graduated today and I intentionally didn't watch the stream. Should I?

I wish Eimi would stream her moans and giggles as one of her girlies eats her out under her desk.

>>71063632
if you don't watch it, it's like they never graduated, they're just off streaming whilst you moved on from them.

>>71063632
If your last stream was a positive one, no. Leave on a good note

>>71063630

>>71063632
Who? The bean?

>>71063630
unadulterated kino...

>>71063632
I'm listening

>>71062944
>>71062944
>Pippa
Not going to invoke a loop of this one again.
>Hina
Eh, for some reason it's always the seemingly shy girls that you'd least expect.
>Lia
Come on dude...

>>71063632
basedapoya?

>>71063630
Can't believe Clara is letting her breasts be fondled

>>71063700
Okay Eimi

>>71063206
They stole away Lil bro...

>>71063632
do it and post your tears

>>71063630
>steam of the year
>clara
lmao no

>>71063763
>Come on dude
The girl who spends new years getting ditched by her family and having dinner with a PNG being some kind of Stacy is more absurd

>>71063375
Not fat enough to he runie

>>71063630
Hahahhah what the fuck
Hag love

I MISS MUYU MUUUUUUUUUU

>>71063206
>>71063786
Pippa's gonna kill them.
>>71063896
Runie isn't fat.

>>71063632
The honce?

say something nice to seething femanon, she's reading the thread!

>>71063632
My deepest condolences

>>71060275
>>71060459
Newfag doesn't know fvr...

>>71063998
Nice rack.

Catch #2

>>71063863
Nobody thinks Lia is a secret stacy.
It's just crazy to imply that a hot con-going cosplayer hasn't taken a few dicks in her time. That's nearly impossible.

>>71063998
She did well making it through the captcha. Truly the top 1% of females.

>>71064053
t. never spoken to an attractive girl in his life

>All these incels claiming women fuck everything that moves
>All these cucks lying about fucking "so many" girls "fr fr"
>Its not possible that nerdy menhera shut in women dont go outside!!!!
Why are (You) like this?

>>71063863
Lia as she is now? Not too likely. However, if this is over the course of her lifetime going through all grades? Probably.

What is it???

>>71064125
t. never gone to a con in his life

Phase friend Kirsche is about to do a food review on stream

Do you like the ability to hear? No? Click here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Msx-OtOlKUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Msx-OtOlKUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Msx-OtOlKUA

>>71064165
gambling game show

Phase Connects for this feel?

>>71064064
wemi...

>>71064176
i'm too lazy to make a fat joke someone else do it

>>71064053
>The girl with an incredibly old fashioned view on romance is out getting fucked
Okay

>>71063863
>ditched by her family
Is she really that bad that she needs a caretaker to always be with her?

>>71064195
Memory

>>71064201

>>71064195

>>71064165
A nothing burger

>>71064053
>hot
You really need to do your reps anon.

>totally organic Lia cuck posting loop

>>71064165
Airi and Clara will be scissoring each other live each week.

>>71064176
FAT FAT WHORE WHORE

>>71064142
I mean, how many other of the are the genuine deal? Muyu's the only one I know of that is an authentic shut in to the point she didn't even know how crossing the street worked not too long ago.

Pipcchi

>>71064182

>>71064053
sex sounds fun but is also intimidating. there are many reasons to deny it regardless of how much you think of it.

>>71064176
hehe

>>71064165
"Working in an office" RP with Clara being the HR woman that busts your balls while Airi is a sales woman that tries to get you into trouble

>>71064165
Kino Airi and Clara show

>>71064176
This you?

>>71064165
I am not really sure why they made a new channel for that instead of hosting it on the main one or on a talents channel

>>71064175
I'm an ex-cosplayer, consex is for drug addicts and people who can't get it elsewhere because they're unattractive

>>71064182
You know what, alright

>sudden rampant samefagging
Drab.

KIRSCHE IS EATING THE CHIZZA
Get in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaCF4B0WHCg

>>71064195
Phase Friend Hanamori Natsumi.

>>71064301
nice

>>71064440
Pizza is bloody rancid

>>71064176
Well, at least she's pretty self-aware about her body I guess.

>>71064390
Maybe a contract with a gaming company

>>71064440
Fuck off, I'd rather watch the deer

>>71064440
>they called it chizza
should have called it chizussy

>>71064470
normal pizza? no
that? yes

How will you stop him from mogging you at Offkai?

>>71064195
Why do people need to corrupt nice innocent Japanese girls?

>>71064440
>feeder stream
Will there be belt loosening in view

I want to have seggz with Iori

>>71064304
this but with more emphasis on the fat

>>71064440
Foodbro already did it so I really don't care about her opinion.

>>71064531

>another cancelled muyu stream
she needs to be wrangled along with saya asap

Final catch unless the little shit throws something out that looks pingable.

>>71064533
>why are coomers coomers

>>71064440
Testicular torsion is preferable to watching Kirsche.

>>71064524
>>71064440
>>71064470
Oh wtf I didn't actually look at the thumbnail, wtf is wrong with that, I'm going to be sick

deerotic noises

>>71064454
>Friend
Pet

>>71064390
Contract stuff most likely

>>71064265
Maybe you don't agree that she's hot, there's no denying she is very cute though.

>>71064617
apparently from reviews it's more akin to a chicken parm

>>71064343
sex is far less intimidating than actually being in a long term relationship with someone.

>>71064552
Is iori the "wants to peg you" fujo or the "wants to watch you fuck a twink" fujo?

>>71064552
that made me laugh so much, is she really that pon? I watch Dizzy normally

>>71064765
The second?

>>71064440
Every gimmick food KFC comes out with is a crime. They should just stick with buckets of chicken.

>>71064747
Tbf that was probably an overreaction

>>71064440
Why is she screaming like a retard?
>it's a pic
>she won't show hands
rumao cya

>>71064693
I can concede that she's cute. You don't need to have a pretty face or a trim figure to be bubbly and fun to be around.

>>71064789
I want to force feed a double down to one of the phase girls.

>>71064789
the double down was pretty good.

>>71061989
I'm not gonna ever follow Saya after she called me untrustworthy for being poor in her PL's Discord.

>>71064765
She's the most degenerate fujo in Phase, so 2

>>71064789
KFC didn't get the memo that it's not the 2000s anymore and random slapped-together foodstuffs went out of fashion for a reason.
Then again the same could be said of Kraft-Heinz.

>>71064789
famous bowls are a gimmick and amazing, however

>>71064844
>>71064848
double down mind...

>>71064759
I'd rather have the latter

>>71064391
>drug addicts and people who can't get it elsewhere because they're unattractive
So cosplayers

>>71064812
Last time she showed hands you meanies said she was fat and ugly >:(

>>71064844
A double down is really not as unhealthy as it's made out to be. It's mostly just a bunch of chicken.

>>71064949
i said less intimidating not better

>>71064818
Her face is both cute and pretty though.

>>71064963
Lia is not a drug addict , well, not those drugs anyway

>>71064767
She is not that Pon. There's a soundpost floating around of her calling chat Daddy.

>roommate posting
I shiggy diggy

>>71064194
I hope they collab with bossmanjack

>>71064968
She's doing a feeder stream anyway, she should just embrace it

>>71064787
Understood

>Pippa x KFC collab
What would her special menu item be?

>>71065005
I said what I said and I mean what I mean

>>71065138
Mold.

>>71065138
Southern fried rabbit

>>71064968
Maybe she should try not being fat and ugly

>>71065138
Chicken Pizza

>>71065138
Dessert coleslaw

>>71064440
As expected from Kirsche!

>>71065138
Honestly I refuse to engage with fast food places, none of them give our free toys anymore in the kids meal ps. Fuck them.

>>71064331
Those are some cute Pippa's

>>71064331
Second one from the right 100% triggers smoke alarms in an attempt to get let out of school earlier.

>>71065075

>>71065397
She looks the most innocent tho.

>>71064440
JABAWABA HOHOHO

>>71065138
Fish (Rockfish) 'n Chips with Pepsi Onions.
The fried rockfish would give you food poisoning

>>71065521
Too British for Pippa, would rather kill herself than that

>>71064440
>Kirsche the hut stuffing her obese fucking face with slop by herself
>silence from Pippa

>>71065417
There it is!

>>71065636
Who do you think paid for it

>>71065714
>>71065636
>Pippa is an architect

>>71064533
>innocent Japanese girls
Anon, she has a fantia

>>71064195
unironically Panko

>>71065417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0nXoilz_BM

I wonder if we can get more than a few hours worth of streams out of these two next week?

>Runie is fat
>Runie is black
Which rrat is the correct one?

Should Muyu porn be rape or consensual?

>>71065839
Ssssh. Stop shattering the idea of Japanese vtubers as anime nuns.

I have so much gay porn saved to my computer to make edits to make (you) laugh that if someone I knew ever got access to my unlocked PC my life would be over

>>71065898
Runie will stream for them instead

>>71065932
rape obviously she wouldn't settle for less

>>71065920
>rrat
ogey

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>71065920
We have seen her hand

Cute chicken pizza
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112855057

>>71065946
Nobody really cares that much, anon.

>>71065987
>We

>>71065987
no retard
you havent

>>71065920
Both are retarded

>>71065920
Neither

>>71065839
What's that##?

>>71065417

>>71065920
She changed underwear in 8 seconds so I think she's in good shape. Plus it didn't put her out of breath

>>71065977
HOOD RAT HOOD RAT HOOCHIE MAMA

>>71065898
They should collab.

>>71064440
If Kirsche and Pippa had an offcollab would she try to fuck Papakin?

>>71065920
Both, the anons denying it are just coping

>>71065920
>Runie is cat

>>71066140
xd

>>71065932
rape

why do you guys assume kirsche is fat?

>>71066051
I want Erina to look at me like that while she makes me cum with her feet.

>>71066140

>>71066204
>assume

>>71065932
Are you the guy that asked that last thread?

>>71066053
She also works out and has tummy shirts, the only one that makes sense is black because no dad but that doesn't make sense either because... you know.

>>71065920
>Runie is fat
She’s a pescatarian and works out an hour a day
>Runie is black
Her dad was a hockey player and just a cursory glance at her streams and tweets proves she has the greatest white girl energy in Phase Connect

>Pippa retweeted this because its LITERALLY HER RIGHT NOW
https://twitter.com/rlka_s/status/1766627350135943219

>>71066204
Rumao

I want a Panko GF.
How do I get a Panko GF?

>>71066192
Muyu being a based oviposition pissfag

>>71066283
>Pippa on the right when she goes into the 2nd Mari collab next week.

>>71066140
>>71066229

>>71066204
>assume

>>71066271
Playing hockey in the south? That's crazy white

>>71064531
Fuck off drama nigger

>>71061989
If anything, it's surprising how good Eimi and Hina are doing.

>>71065920
Both

>>71066204
>assume

>>71066204
Lmfao

>>71066256
No I wasn't here last thread

>>71066204
>assume

>>71066192
So what you're telling me is that she wants a giant monster with a huge cock to rape her mouth?

>>71066204
>>71066350
Now I really one that Food-Bucket-into-Round-Food off-collab to actually happen.

>yen fuck Pippa in her knock-off gura hoodie

>>71066616
yes, and then piss on her afterwards

it is still driving me nuts that we havent noticed "it"
whatever "it" is
Hina mentioned it before and I wanna fucking know what Runie is hiding

>>71066629
I want Kirsche to fatten the fuck out of Pippa.

>>71066685
>he still doesn't know
unironically, I posted it already

>>71066735
then what is it?

>>71066776
Six fingers, watch the exact part of the vod where hina brings it up. There's an extra pinky.

>>71066735
I still don't know...

How do I become attractive to Kanpainiki?
as a taller than 5' female

I think all unhealthy food should be pulled from store shelves and destroyed, then ration healthy food like they did in the USSR.

>>71066830
Scream at them in broken english.

>>71066830
Literally just don't be fat.

>>71066830
Why would you want that?

>>71064391
This is me though.

Pippa News:

>Hina Runie collab at the same time as Dizzy
Who are you watching?

>>71066830
Become alcoholic, have heart issues, and scream in ESL.

>>71066840
Anon they didn't give out any food in the USSR. They stole grain from peasants when they tried to abolish money in the 20s then 5 million people starved

>>71066894
Boomer ass show.

>>71066894
>watching boomslop

>>71066894
Pippa is a boomer trapped in the mind of a adhd zoomer with autism

>>71066895
Dizzy, obvi

>>71066913
If only they tried real communism.

>>71066840
>healthy
You're getting bugs and grain. They want you weak

>>71065898
Sayas face in this is great

>>71066840
Remember to send food to south america when there's a famine and have people starve to death too

>>71066895
myself

Okay you can look at my cute wife, once!

How are we a third of the way through the month already.
What the fuck happened.

>>71066894
How does she have time for all this shit?

>>71066894
I want Pippa to buy a house so I can force her off her land.

>>71066894
Her mindset will always be hilarious in contrast to her life

Food should be banned entirely

>>71066931
>>71066946
I don't watch tv, what's wrong with Yellowstone?

>>71067007
I used to pull 12 hour shifts and still watch 5-6 shows a season. You unironically start to have less time the less busy you are.

>>71066895
Piggy porkuro

>>71067007
she is basically a neet
what do you think she does all day besides streaming?

>>71067007
She's using the show as a way to bond with her parents. Or they are forcing her to watch it.

>>71066894
>these quotes

>>71067004
Just means Easter comes sooner, brother

>>71066894
Pippa acts the way I did when I was 16, it's cute.

>>71067049
So then we become like plants and rely on photosynthesis?

>>71066894

>>71067004
>What the fuck happened.
Nothing. (You) did nothing and a such you felt nothing happened.

>>71067191
I genuinely think he looks cool

>>71066894
>>71067032
Pippa would join a HOA in a second if the opportunity arose.

>>71067179
honestly
if meal replacements would work and gave you all the nurtients you needed with no health downsides
I would be fine with only drinking that slop for the rest of my life

>>71066991
America should adopt isolationalism and bolster its domestic production.

>>71067266
Same. Well maybe not rest of my life but sometimes (like right now, I've been putting off eating for a day now) it's just too much of a bother to cook.

>>71067258
She was already in one

>>71067058
I didn't watch a lot but from what I saw it's just a soap opera with some quotes to give mildly right-leaning boomers some erections. Desperate housewives for white boomers.

Say something nice about runie

>>71067258
Pippa can cut her grass regularly enough to stay in an HOA?

>>71067316
exactly, also not having to shop and clean afterwards saves you so much time and headaches

>>71067288
Based & Founderpilled.

>>71067004
https://youtu.be/SNgyEmYyQF4

>>71067266
That's exactly what they do

which phase girl is unironically a chronic masturbator

>>71067266
I wouldn't argue with it.

>>71067360
She seems to have a good alchohol tolerance

>>71067399
all of them

>>71067288
>America should adopt isolationalism a
That means the bad guys win.
>bolster its domestic production.
have fun overpaying for a single loaf of bread

oh deer

>>71067288
You already tried that, you still carried out a false flag and joined ww2 anyway.

>>71067399
One a day uruka

>>71067399
How do you ironically masturbate?

>>71067398
lol