/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>71019417

Pregnantes

>>71019417
sex with fennec

Polker

>>71019417
her potato is dead

>>71019417
lack of sex with me

Her own fault for watching kronii

Always

>>71019417
Woman goes to doctor. Says she is depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Go watch Omaru Polka. Go and see her. That should pick you up.' She bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am Omaru Polka'

>>71019417
she didn't get to play with the twin doggos yet

She realized her fans just want to hypnotize and fuck her
https://www.iwara.tv/video/dgmzKg3sXWODVv/mmd-ph0ny-vtuber

considering what up8 did to her im not surprised

>>71023865
poru...

>>71019417
yes. pol has an original song about depression and suicide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbhgQ_C_jaM

>>71019417
Sad clowns are the best kind.

>>71026240
Joker is the best one

I can fix her
Semen applied to the mucus membranes of the vagina has been shown to have antidepressive effects

>>71019417
She thought her life is a tragedy, but it's actually a comedy

>>71028950
All childless hag’s life’s are a tragedy

>>71019417
too much clowning around

>>71019417
Could it be because she feels that no guy would choose her because she is fat?

>>71019417

>>71019417
Pagliacci‘s 生き甲斐

>>71030918
Thats stupid.
I got interested in her because you all said she's fat in real life.

>>71019417

>>71023338
You have fallen for her biggest trap yet. She's hypnotizing you!

>>71023865
>>71026013
>Almost every Holo talent is already in a group or duo
>Polka is still running solo, even within her own gen
Does no one in Holo love the fennec? I want her to be happy.

>>71031825
Polka really is the etenal friendzone'd of Hololive. It's ok, she's doing better now...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4soOZnGXWIs

>>71023173
kino

>>71023173
>>71032184

Her life is both of these songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jOah-CoclM

>>71019417
She's sad because there's no cute girls to genuinely give her love and affection.

>>71019417
No (english) clips
Zero, nada. The ultimate EOP filter.

>>71034622
>collabed with EN multiple times
>he doesn't know PolDen is subbed
>EOP filter
Even when given options these retards are still going to rely on clips.

It's just the way she is.

>>71023865
PolFlare was kino and should have never changed.

>>71031044
She's also kind of 100% unironically and non-kayfabe into girls and one of her year 1 streams she said she was.

>>71019417
i havent watched hololive in years but il always be greatful to yagoo for saving this amazing horny clown from killing herself. sad to see she still seems depressed tho. one of you polkafags need to go to japan and give her a good dicking

>>71035061
>dicking
Anon...

>>71035061
Only femzain can save her... Also thank you reminding me of the warlord saga. FUCK YOU!

I am wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2-RDPVaRE0

>>71026013
>>71023865
>>71031825
There is someone who can save her. Blue Woman just needs to learn the language.

>>71036735
Please no...

I want Polka to sit on me

>>71036778
It's the only holoship that seaworthy for the both of them. I'm sorry, Anon.

>>71037096
PolLuna exists anon

>>71019417
she got hired to work for a black company

>>71037140

>>71038411
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! CUTEEEE!!

>>71037140
Luna only has eyes for Subaru.

Polka should fuck Marine.

>>71035097
https://youtu.be/gcbgBKFs8K8?si=AtGvc-ztrA7xBOSo

>>71038760

>>71019417
I can't save her... I don't know japanese...

>>71023173
ligma balls

>>71039090
You wouldn't have been able to save her if you DID know japanese, anon.

Why? because you're not a cute girl.

>>71038760
You just prompted me to realized that Eilene unlisted the best Nobuhime content on his channel.
BUT I STILL HAVE IT BOOKMARKED GET FUCKED EILENE!
https://youtu.be/dTMbqjAZRqc

>>71037140
they has one stream a year anon
Polka number 1 collab partner nowadays is fubuki for some reason.

>>71039661
>Polka number 1 collab partner nowadays is fubuki for some reason
They've always been close. PolLuna is just cute when it happens

>>71034980
too bad Flare decided to stick to Irys.

>>71034817
Polden is pure Kino

i think a lot of these vtubers will have quarter- and mid-life crises that are beyond our wildest imaginations. imagine waking up one day and realizing that you've thrown away your chance at having a family, kids and a life because you decided to stream under an assumed identity to strangers on the internet. giving up your biological raison d'être for something very fleeting and temporary.

>>71039752
>implying anything that the fennec touches doesn't turn into pure kino
It really is

>>71039963
Aki Rose is the best for always inviting her for 3D lives.

>>71039661
Fox sex

>>71040229
Aki's lives are always fun to watch!

>>71039953
polka’s hag womb has already dried and covered in cobwebs before even joining hololive anon

>>71040947
>dried
Anon that shit is like a swimming pool due to me constant pumping it with my seed. She wishes it was dry

>>71040947
nah, she still had a few years left in her. not anymore though, which is even worse in a sense since she threw away the last chance she had.

PolMiko beats every other collab combo (even PekoMiko).

>>71039661
>one stream a year anon
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWGY2acU-ZeQbFtT9Pg4Uw807Qx-hG__4
And that's not even mentioning Polka being in AND producing Luna's birthday's. Just sayin

>>71042411
retard

Her last 3d was 100% pure kino

>>71042839
Yeah, her future wife was there.

>>71042932
Yeah, me

>>71042411
>even PekoMiko
>collab
?

Love the funny fennec woman.

>>71019417

>>71046092
Me without meds.

>>71046092
That hand was found dead in a dumpster the following day.

>>71046167
It was worth having my hand chopped off for grabbing her tail. Given the opportunity I WILL do it again!

>>71042411
The one collab they did was fun but they have done nothing ever since. Can hardly be called collab partners outside of shiraken

>>71046092
it was all a dream...

>>71047185
Man...

>>71019417
She realized she lives in a reality where she can't outgay OP

Polgliacci...

>>71037358
Fuck off back under management's desk Enna

>>71040947
hhhhHHHHAAAAAAG!?

>>71046092
Man you can't fucking do this shit to me...

>>71046167
That's his own fault for ignoring the warning signs and subbing to her Tier3

>>71048952
Holy fucking based I wanna be in clown dungeon. Do I get clussy to?

>>71048952
T3 isn't real. Don't listen to this anon

>>71048952
>>71049113
>>71049128
Polka sporadically has tier 2 and 3 memberships for people to choose. However, these options quickly disappear, leaving only a handful of people choosing these membership options each time. If you do choose the tier 2 or 3 memberships, Polka personally starts a conversation with you. For those who are not of the strongest minds, they eventually end up buying a ticket to Japan to meet Polka in person. Things may seem fine at first and you may even think the conversation is good enough for you to ask Polka out, but this is when things go south. According to eye witnesses, people who talk with Polka for more than a few minutes eventually falls into a daze and mindlessly follows Polka back home. Some of these eye witnesses tried to intervene, but apparently, the victim aggressively rejects any help and clings onto Polka even more. According to Nene herself in a membership stream, we can assume that the people Polka lured ends up in restrained in some sort of room containing other victims. Nene was apparently locked in a sprawling dungeon with others according to her descriptions, but her stuttering and murmuring makes it hard to be any more clear. One of the descriptions that Nene clearly emphasized was the overwhelming, intolerable stench in Polka's dungeon. The Polka that Nene also met at this point became, as she described it, "SUPER ULTRA HYPER DELUXE GALAXY DERANGED." Nene lost her cohesion shortly after, incoherently wailing about what happened to her while she was in that dungeon. As for what Nene said, I'd rather not say, as some of the stuff seems a little to much for even 4chan of all places. I'll just say that Polka becomes really, really sadistic in that dungeon of hers. Weirdly enough, Nene acted normally after this membership stream. A little too normally, in fact. As for what happens to the victims after this, we don't know the exact details. We know Nene seemed to be a little too fine after this encounter, but it seems that most people have it worse off. Japanese broadcasters have reported people with missing body parts and multiple lacerations running naked across Japan as if they were escaping from something. I'm going to say that these events were connected with Polka as one broadcaster also showed what seemed to be a person with "animal ears in a clown costume" running to the escapee in one instance. Japanese policemen recovering these people have observed how they consistently did not have the ability to speak either due to mental instability or their vocal cords being physically ripped out. A majority of these people also perish shortly after being recovered, and autopsies seem to be fruitless in determining specifically how they obtained the conditions to cause their demise. Most reports just end determining their demise from their conditions as of being rescued. For the very few that live, medical experts noted that their remaining body parts recover fine despite their horrid conditions. Eventually though, they leave the hospital without anyone noticing. As for where they leave to, eyewitness reports indicated dazed hospital patients all converging to a general direction, but the exact location isn't known yet as they disappear after some time. So, take this story as caution. Whatever you do, do not take Polka's tier 2 and 3 memberships when they become available, and DO NOT INTERACT WITH POLKA IF YOU DO BECOME OF HER TIER 2 OR 3 MEMBERS!

>>71049195
FUCK ANON WAIT I CAN ONLY HANDLE SO MUCH!!!

>>71046092
broo....

>>71049538
>he's not ready yet
KWAB

>>71049113
>Do I get clussy to?

It's a fact that during intercourse, fennecs get locked together in what we call the "copulation tie". The male penis gets locked inside the female fennec's vagina to secure a safe cum transfer. However, unlike most canids who only get locked in for a minute; fennecs can be locked for up to 2h45.

Just imagine getting to finally sheath your engorged penis inside Polka's tight pussy, only for her to suddenly clamp it down like a lobster holding a knife. Some would try to pull out and wrongly so, as their poor penis won't budge from the sheer strength of Polka's vaginal muscles.

Some other people would be turned on by that, thinking "I'm not locked in with her, she's locked in with me.... Right?". Turns out that while it may seem like an enjoyable moment for the first 20 minutes, they would quickly realize that the sexual drive of a horny Polka is a force to be reckoned with.

You'd try to pound her, play around with her large, perky breasts; but soon enough you'll feel your strength getting sucked away by the cum inquisition that is her vagina. You'll begin by trying to pull out, telling her "that's enough", but she won't have it; she'll keep going. She'll use the strength of her gigantic thighs to flip you on the ground; pulling extremely hard on your manhood and causing tremendous pain. She'll get in a cowgirl position and keep on ruthlessly draining your seeds while laughing maniacally. All this for nearly 3 hours

>>71050202
Good thing I'm a /d/gen. This is what I've been training for my whole fucking life.

Glorious polmao

>>71050202
>>71050888
being a /d/eviant has its benefits

>>71049195

>>71053693
This is what Polka wanted her introduction to Hololive to be like. Didn't realize Haachama, Coco, Matsuri, and Marine had already done that 1000 times over.

>>71053693
That face on the floor will never not be funny

she should fuck fubuki