/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

awa

Phasers are the best livers.
Good night, /pcg/.

Has Pippa bought a hat for her hat?

where is eimi?

Bros Memory's not going to make it this time, she's just not strong enough

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

PANKO MANKO

Surely this thread will be better (with nasa singing!)!

>>71019723
NOW (Literally right now)
Kokoromo Memory (04:00UTC | LIVE | Memory Cooking: Strawberry Tart)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkEKy5uvDPE
Utatane Nasa (04:00UTC | LIVE | 20k Celebration)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WzHtB5z_cI

SOON
Dead Minutes, maybe

LATER
Ayase Yuu (09:00UTC | 4h15m | Ring Fit Adventure)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 6h15m | Monetisation AMA + Alcohol)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5k_LG801nM
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 9h15m | REVEIL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZyg5iBhVXc

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Saya

Rie said she'll stream some time later, but don't hold your breath

Your oshi pays her mods with feet pics

>>71019976
PANGO MANGO

[memory update] she didnt soften the butter and the yolk broke....

Where's the Pippa/Mari vod? Twitch is so gay.

Memory...you were supposed to crush the crackers...why do you have so many big pieces...your recipe literally calls for using a rolling pin...

Love you Pippa, the collab was rough at first, but I'm really proud of you for communicating what was going on in your head with Mari, and I'm glad it worked out. Hope you enjoy whatever you're eating and that you have a good night.

i love runie a normal and sane amount.

>>71020202
Have you seen her wrists?
She can probably barely lift 10 pounds

>>71020241
can we just pretend the twitch stream didn't happen? that was rough

>>71020320
Its all water under the bridge

>>71020347
https://files.catbox.moe/vtkdwi.mp4

>>71020241(Dumb me)
>>71020320
It got better after she opened up, I'd rather her remember it and understand that she doesn't need to be like that every time she collabs with someone for the first time.

>>71020202
it's actually impressive how inept she is
i always thought the anime gag of food turning out completely black and inedible was dumb but i see now it wasn't as much of an exaggeration as i thought

Memory, I think the butter was supposed to be melted...to combine better into the crushed crackers...at least this is what I do when I make graham cracker crusts for dessert pies and such...

>>71019723
>>71020032

Honestly, Pippa should do a thighhigh reveal for her 333k stream

>>71020534
it is.... she just uh.... didnt do it

I want to take ecstasy with Marmari and Pippa. Hinabobina can come too if she slims down.

nini ill sleep to grimmi being scared
https://youtu.be/kBOaLjtR4mw

>>71020320
first Pippa collab with a new (to Pippa) person?

eimi?

>>71020534
>>71020591
If she stirs fast enough the heat from friction will melt it. No problem.

>>71020566
Hey bug, hope you're having a good day. Take care of yourself :D

Pippa should just masturbate and go to sleep now

I love my GFE oshi Runie Ruse!

>>71020647
probably talks a lot durring sex

HEY PIPPA YOU AUTISTIC BALL OF POKEMON GIRLFAIL!!!! Really fun collab today! Mari mari is a fun person and Im glad you got along. JUST STOP GHOSTING PEOPLE AND REPLY SCAREDY BUN!!!! Hope you are feeling better about doing collabs with others. Remember, you have a silly cute voice and youre very kind! WE SEE YOUR MEANNESS IS A CUTE RUSE!!! Pippa lub! You may not be able to carry in OSRS but at least you can carry pipellow!

I'm gonna hit the gym twice tomorrow because I haven't gone in weeks now. I want to feel worthy of watching better vtubers than phase talents

>>71020717
I'll stuff her mouth then

>>71020717
>durring

The stream is unlisted btw.
Hope AF is on it.

The collab was good, Mari was a saint and I'm now a fan of her. Pippa found a new friend if she doesn't flake and could be on the road to recovery. I can't wait for the coming jong collab.

>>71020647
yes

>>71020047
those fags do it for free

>>71020686

>>71020729
>watching better vtubers than phase talents
Good luck, let me know when you find them

>>71020817
kek i miss her

>>71020568
Sexxo

Nasa is cute and making me sleepy. I will enjoy falling asleep to her singing. Nini, /pcg/.

https://files.catbox.moe/t8qoe0.mp4

>>71020729
Dont blow yourself out. When youre two weeks out, your best bet is to take it really easy and instead make a serious commitment to go several days in a row (with those easy workouts) until you get back into workout mode. Also avoid caffine and sugar and stay hydrated and salted.

t. oldfag

>>71020774
which stream

>>71020879
sleep well, lil pon

>>71020879
nini

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 46 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>71020629
Every stream of pippa is new for me because my Alzheimer

>>71020831
What? I've been worried about him

The collab started out pretty fun, then got rough, then got real nice. I'm glad Mari saved it, but also happy to see Pippa making a genuine effort after being practically forced not to end stream. Please Pippa, tone down the antagonism schtick a *little*, especially with new collab partners?

>>71020686
Things could be better, being tipsy and gamin with pals does help though. Thanks for the concern and you take care of yourself too.

Is Mari the /fit/ vtuber now?

You will have sex tonight

>>71020879
rest up lil airihead.

>>71020879
Nini lil Pon, sleep well and be comfy

It's time to admit Pippa took an L today

>>71021035
Um anon.... mari mari is a gymrat....

>>71020879
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>71020197
>vod
It's processing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92nxHy2ahSM

>>71020879
nini anon

>>71021144
Only today?

>>71021144
It was obvious to anyone watching it, but did good at the end

>Airi and Clara channel
Are you gonna watch? I don't care for Clara

>Pippa concerned Mari will ghost her Jong collab
>Mari concerned Pippa will ghost her in general
If I don't see a collab on Wednesday I'm gonna shit up this thread so bad

>>71021011
No love for your old man...
I get it...
Soon you'll be moving out the house and forget all about me...

>>71020924
Don't listen to >>71020924
DESTROY yourself. Your best bet is to go HARD AS FUCK and absolutely annihilate your past PRs through sheer force of will. Take a reasonable amount of stimulants if you use them and only drink alcoholic beverages for disinhibition of strength.

t. God

>>71021176
I fuckin love you, man.

>>71021144
Read threads.

>>71021144
Pippa is that kid that was too dumb to be a nerd, too somber to be a class clown and too weird to be normal and she continues that into adulthood but we love her despite and often because of it!
You see that in her tendency to be a snitch.

>>71021144
Are you blind? She got a lot of shit last thread and the thread before that.

>>71020729
>>71021280

>>71021144
it was her standard be a little bit too much of a bitch for the first part of a first collab, mari tard wrangled her out of it and after that everything was fine

>>71021280
based god pushing his strongest warriors

>>71020421
kek

>>71021144
>today
Huh, that's normal for Pippa. We still love her though.

pippa was pretty cool

As a person of middling attraction what are my odds of fucking one of the talents at offkai?

>>71021144
Overall, sure. But they stayed with it until the tism subsided and it ended up a lot better than I expected. Mari didnt bend to the insecure dominance thing Pippa does to new people, even after several double-downs on that effort. She got in some really effective jabs, too. It looked bad but it was probably the best and most interesting stream Ive watched all year. I dont know if Pippa will "learn from this" or whatever and I know Im reading way too far into it but thats what I got out of it. Mari has a new fan in me, for sure. Pippa didnt lose any ground with me, either. I liked the whole thing.

>pulls over your car
>cop pippa approaches your car
>”license and registration please pipipipi”
what do?

>>71021522

>>71021144

>>71021519
Yeah, what happened

>>71021249
>uuuu work is so hard I can barely stream
>starts a new thing with a girl who's supposed to be in the jp gen
Airi is so fucking fake

>>71020725
Pippa love!

would you still have sex with pippa if she sounded like this the entire time?
https://files.catbox.moe/mm65kx.mp3

>>71021522
Well you won't be there so it's moot.

>>71021522

>>71021519

>>71021522
You might meet a girl with nice boobies

>>71021261
Hey, don't be like that, I wish the same for you
Is something wrong? Should I be worried?

>>71021522
I can get you a spot on the gangbang orgies.

>>71021617
pretty cool

>>71021559
compliment her shoes and speed off while she mentally recovers

r

>>71021619
I do like boobies.

>>71021249
Yes, they are my favorites

>>71020534
It's probably fine. For a regular pie crust it's the other way around, you don't want melted butter so you can work in the flour and break it up into tiny crumbs.

>>71021522
NOCAP: buy a decent camera, like a used sony A7iii with a decent portrait lens. take pictures, talk to people, get attention. you don't even have to know what you're doing just pretend.
>enjoy

>>71021176
Thank you, archivefag

>>71021144
Mari and Pippa

>>71021619
god I want to fuck those tits

>>71021522
Post catbox so we can decide

>>71021622
i like you nasaposter.

>>71021522
Zero, because looks doesnt matter. Its mostly luck, and then having the correct set of social skills that they like and executing the minigames perfectly.

>>71021619
my mind cannot comprehend that these are attrached to the cringiest chuuba in phase

Pippa I hope you got off before you started backreading the threads so that you had a chance to calm down

>>71021522
Zero
But I'll be there patrolling for 2views though, follow me and you can hang out in the living room playing Mario Kart

Which Phase Connect member does the needful?

>>71021690
Alternatively you can ask her if she remembers you from high school. Safe effect. Just drive off as she's stunlocked.

>>71021619
dang look at those nice, perfectly spaced boobies

>>71021753
yeah, that's why i said graham cracker crust. ive made plenty of normal pie crusts too. this seems more similar to the former though based off the pics. and crushing of cookies

Bros this fucking wind doesn't stop and keeps hitting the side of the house I'm on. Can somebody turn this shit off?

>>71021249
Yeah they're great together.

>>71021819
I think she's pretty creative and funny

>>71021559

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>71021559
AM I BEING DETAINED?!?!

>>71021885
Talk to Ember about it.

>>71021917

>>71021859
Was she supposed to use body heat? Is it going to be chilled? We just don't know.

>>71021885
Woops. Sorry I lost track of time. I'll turn it down now.

>>71021819
how is she the cringiest talent in the company when Rie exists

>>71021763
>get a camera
this doesnt work anymore. everyone just assumes you are a creep now unless you can prove youre a legit photographer.

>>71020715
She is my favorite african american chuuba.
Very powerful.

>>71021619
>Chinese
>this dark
...bros.
No fucking wonder she has complexes. She's bordering on Latina territory. Not that *I* dislike me some caramel but for a chink this is a complete disaster.

>Image that make phasekek shit their pants

>>71021819
Who?

>>71021176
fucking legend

i hope we have some great clops tomorrow of Pippa's autism spergout and breakdown.

>>71021619
Yeah but they're on a gross person

Clara will be Japanese. She will have an ancestry, she will have citizenship, she will have skills that would make Japan want her. She is an outgoing self-loving Japanese woman excited by the future of her mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to wider Japanese audiences into a beautiful example of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' she gets from other people in this position couldn't be better in helping her believe that spending years of her life learning a globally useful language to a native speaker’s level was a worthwhile use of her time, but one can't expect that an individual as wonderful as her will ever know the value of the youth she spent wisely in doing that. Actual Japanese are utterly accepting of her. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify real Japanese women from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if her written text of self-confidence and attention commanding akin to a real JP idol somehow flies under the radar (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately accept and embrace her when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a masterful Japanese speaker in all aspects, but worth no less than than her inspiring hard work, stunning accomplishments, and extraordinary likeability. She will always be happy. She wears a genuine bright smile and laughs to herself how lucky she is to be a real Japanese woman, as she projects her idyllic traits onto her entire fanbase. However, deep inside she feels sadness and empathy creeping up like a weed, reminding her to be the best she can be even under the unbearable weight. She knows that not everyone can be as Japanese as she can, and not even her stunning display of talent and charisma can help everyone else be as Japanese as she is. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - she’ll buy a Japanese text book, teach a class, show the world how, and guide a new age of being Japanese. Her parents will find her, proud and honored they could be the parents of such a Japanese woman. When she passes after a long healthy and fulfilled life they’ll enshrine her with an idol figure marked with her oshi mark, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Japanese woman is enshrined there. Her heart will live on and inspire the many hopeful Japanese, and eventually all that will remain of her legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Japanese. This is her fate. This is what she chose. There is no turning back.

>>71021622
Jig with me, my boy.
https://jiggie.fun/ITa3XN

>>71022045
reps

>>71021619
Why do they look like bolt ons

>>71021280
This works if youre 20 and in shape AND have the fire in your gut thats already needed to stay consistent. If youre 20 and not in shape, this will give you a weeklong recovery cycle that will psychologically deter you from even going back. If youre older than that and youre not in shape, youre basically fucking your body up permanently. Enjoy constant pain in your 40's.

t. oldfag with excellent flexibility and endurance

>>71021559
Ask for sex

>>71022027

>>71022103
because they are...

>>71022103
because they very obviously are
nothing wrong with that

>>71022027
>post that brown hands typed

>>71022085
Hi Kevin!!!

>>71022103
They might actually be. Lumi hinted at it when she met her.

>>71022103
They don't, trust me when I say it's REALLY obvious when tits are fake

>>71022030
Asians all have light brown skin and have always had

>>71020715
Runie sexo

>>71021986
did you try it? sounds like a fat neckbeard problem. of course part of the grift is looking as professional as possible.

>>71022083
Am in the middle of cooking but will do what I can!

>>71022169
That is really obvious.

i used to run a lot but it was fucking up my knees, so now i do cross-trainer, rowing machine, bike. no high impact shit. i just saw my dad through a double knee replacement. no way i want to do that.
t. oldfag

Pippa love~!

Pippa explain your logic behind introducing me to a chuuba that could also be another sister wife to me that enjoys gunpla. I can only have so many little sister mistresses before even i start feeling like a whore.

>>71021060
It seems that you need to be reminded

>>71021986
Even if you're legit, they're going to think you're a creep at first anon.

>>71022226
No it isn't, have you seen an actual pair of bolt ons up close before?

>>71022027
(You)
I know you just wanna hear the 4chanx notification, I have faith you'll find good bait one day

>>71021800
>having the correct set of social skills that they like and executing the minigames perfectly
This is why I gave up attempting relationships years ago.

>>71022085
I don't understand all the disgust towards Dizzy. The other Phase girls will be 10x as gross when they're her age.

>>71022027
Let's be honest /pcg/, selen deserved it.
https://files.catbox.moe/1zxal6.mp4

>>71019723
>>71020032
>>71020566

>>71022329
I still cling to the idea that Dizzy is actually Sakana's sister and THAT is why he thinks she's gross

>>71022275
Don't make me repeat myself, hill die-er. Real tits aren't circular. Those tits are circular.

>>71022300
...there's a sound for it?

>>71022170
But anon, she likes dragon ball

>>71021522
Are you funny and charismatic, well dressed and groomed, and smell good?

>>71022357

>>71022357
Punt

>>71021619
>>71022329
>>71022382

>>71022186
No, I cosplay. no I wont say what

>>71021522
The fact that you have to ask this and point out that you're a 5/10 means no.

>>71022396
Do you not get the windows desktop notification sound for it?

>>71022416

>>71022060
Keep reading the thread, you'll get to the point where there was a happy ending to the stream you didn't watch.

>Missed entire Pippa stream
>Probably would have concerned
>Won't be able to sit down and watch til Monday
>At least there's more Jong in the future?

>>71022357
Jerry!!!!!

>>71022357
this made my face tickle

>>71022481

[Runie news] her rich brother was just arrested and his assets were frozen so he isn't able to post bail. If you can just donate anything you can, she will pay you back double once his assets are unfrozen

>>71022464
yeah, photographers won't be taken seriously if they are dressed up. wear a button down shirt and nice shoes.

>>71022485
i did watch it to the end, the spergout clips will still be fun to rewatch though

>>71022475
absolutely not, i just look at the tab icon

>>71022464
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>911 posts
I was being productive instead of watching stream.
Is the fish that powerful?

>>71022357
a faqing monkey

>>71022329
The other talents aren't going to make it to her age

>>71022547
Stop trying to give advice stinky femanon

>nasa at almost 500 viewers
Nasa bros we've made it.... we're on the incline...

>>71022357
I always wondered why animals are fascinated by cameras. Do they think it's just some huge as fuck eye or something?

>>71022331
i didnt ask for this blackpill

>>71022563
Are you using 4chanX? The feature is turned on by default

>>71022547
I cant tell if this is a joke or autism.

>>71022329
Dizzy is used.

>>71022595
No fish
Just Mari

>>71022186
Collared shirt love.
Belt love.
Faded undercut love.

>>71022626
my fork always asks

>>71022676
Clearly not much if she's this desperate

Which phase talents would hitler send to the camps?

>>71022677
Mari's a goldfish princess

>>71022547
Stop giving advice on stuff you do not know about or have experience with.

>>71022084
Tits too close together

I love the sheep an insane amount

>>71022595
Yes.

>>71021522
No chance you're fucking a phase talent but there's plenty of 2view pussy

I just ate some shredded cheese after not eating anything for 2 days

>>71022626
I've been using 4chanx since it came out. I never heard anything before. I won't be turning it on either because it's a distraction. I prefer to let them pile up.

>>71022764

>>71022773
Lisa gives handjobs for weed.

>>71022626
it's on and i don't think i was asked

>>71022818
is this that poopstacking runatic

>>71022084

>>71022331
>this clip is what catalogfags tried to push as "selen fucking hates phase connect" for 2 years

>>71021522
nobody will believe me but I pumped and dumped a 2view

>>71022710
I feel stupid now

>>71022864
no

>>71022818
Hime...

>>71022773
She drugged and raped Pippa. The damage Pippa showed today was prob cause by Lisa.

>>71022648
>>71022724
i've done this off plenty of times. it won't get you guaranteed laid but it does get you attention from grills without having to be smooth with convo.

>>71022595
Has been a relatively long time since that side of Pippa's social anxiety reared its ugly head.

>>71022903
Nah that's pretty believable, lotsa 2views out there.

>>71022810
Your average 2 view is hotter anyway

>>71022818
cringe way to ruin your fast bro, push it 3 days at least

wait is the biggest reason to go to offkai the sex?

>>71022934
So youre the creepy that ruins it for everyone? Fuck off.

>>71022975
that's every con

>>71022331
>mocking some random cash shop cosmetic guy, but antis try for a year to make it look like Selen had a problem with Phase
Dokibird deserved to escape the 2nd worst black company next to FlaVR and find success as an Indie far eclipsing that of her tormentors? Absolutely!

>>71022357
Monkey!

Looked at the previous thread, and took the things that seemed like anons vocally wanted
https://files.catbox.moe/2opyix.png
https://files.catbox.moe/eajsgm.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ftlgjw.png

>Holo poached a Niji
>Vshojo poached a bunch of Nijis
>even fucking Kawaii poached a Niji
>yet phase still has zero nijis
Phasekeks, are we bad at poaching?

>>71022787
She looks high

Im gonna be a dung beetle vtuber

>>71023005
I've wondered, is Muumi fishmans irl wife?

>>71022903
her body count is in the high 2views too

>>71022997
i've never gone to a con before. no friends to go with. i literally have no friends with any sort of power level.

>>71022975
no, it's the pippa mousepad that you will then have sex with

>>71023038
She basically is 24/7

>>71023035
Sakana's still getting over his buyer's remorse after picking up Saya and Muyu

>>71019690
>Pippa wanted in on the foreigners distort images meme
>No one does it for her
>Decides to do it herself
Based Sigma Grindset or Forced Cringe?

>>71023035
Its bait but
>Needs to poach
Ramao

>>71021967
AHHHHHHHHH it started up again

This thread is too fast now I'm just going to jerk off and call it a night

>>71023095
muyu underperformed as expected. why can't she just die like her parents already

>>71023081
Going solo is incredibly fun as you don't have to worry about trying to sync plans with anyone and you can just do whatever you want, and you usually make friends really easily at these things.

>>71021144
In 2 out of 3 collabs Pippa is either acting like a no-fun-allowed spinster or is just being mean the whole time.

>>71023161
Can I jerk off with you?

>>71023147
cultivate your Will
stop the wind

>>71023035
>phase still has zero nijis
Praise the Lord.

so uh where did memory go? she just disappeared?

Is Lisa going to Offkai?
Can I trade her weed for a handjob there?

>>71022186

Lads how do you have con sex?

>>71023081
Attend the liker orgy

>>71023005
I was membered to Rosemi and Petra before the males came and destroyed the corpo, and I never looked back since males are my great filter but the contempt for Nijisanji is totally warranted on a purely human basis. They almost killed Selen/Doki and that transcends vtubing and goes straight into loathsome, amoral shit that cannot and must not be tolerated. She deserves to have it good as an indie.

>>71023200
Sure

>>71022903
Why do you think thats a good thing? You thinking hurting people is good?

>>71023282
just be yourself bro lol

>>71023282
pic rel should know
as should airi
and lia

>>71023230
>memory-holed

>>71023176
She should just become a hentai VA desu, it seems like that's what she really wants to do anyway.

>>71023121
Cringe, but cute

>>71023176
>wake up due to Memory's bgm
>this is the first post I see
This is just mean.

>>71023282
Dont. Its 99.99% the worst people.

>>71023336
Nice pic

oh she was just cooking the base

>>71022930
Skill issue

>>71023426
based

>>71023394
yeah, i felt bad after i posted it myself. sorry anon.

>>71023282
You just ask them if they want to hang out later, it's pretty easy though I've only attempted it with crossplayers

>>71023176
>muyu underperformed
I stepped into the parallel universe where everything is retarded again. How do I go back?

>>71023035
Who the hell did Kawaii get?

>>71023498

>Memory thought the vanilla extract would come out in drops and put in a glug

>>71022940
I think it was the deadpan way Mari was rejecting her bait and showing mild annoyance that made it snowball. Typically, like with the Nyana collab not to long ago, she'll be mean, the other person will kinda stutter and faulter and maybe bite back a little, and then the topic get's changed. But Mari was just steady "Nope, Nope, I don't see it, what are you talking about"
And then when she snapped back she put herself up on Pippas level, raised her voice and started asking if she was autistic, told her she was wrong, threw subtle hints that Pippa was pushing a line, and, well, you know how part of Pippa's brainworms is that she can't backtrack or stepdown when challenged...

>>71023522
A NijiID girl which barely counts

>>71023282
>spend the night in the lobby of the hotel chilling and chatting with strangers
>you'll likely be invited to a room with other people at some point if your aren't a complete social retard
>that room will either be the orgy room or a mixer room where people get drunk and hook up
At least that's how it used to be.

>>71023003

>>71023518
Suicide

>>71023176
There is one option to still turn a profit with Muyu (grim)

>>71023366
She already did that

>>71023282
>Invite to your room party later
>Offer alcohol and go to their room party
>Ask to get food
>Just keep vibing
>etc.
Its that easy anon.

>>71023282
>>71022975
Meming aside no it's not the biggest reason. It's having one day in the year where you don't feel like an alien next to other people.

>>71023638
(You)

Pippa's #1 cucklord finished their upload. remember to thank him
>THANK YOU ARCHIVEFAG

>>71023366
she would need 87 takes per scene until she gets one where she doesn't break out laughing

>>71023607
>Pippa's brainworms is that she can't backtrack or stepdown when challenged
That’s a mucho texto way of saying Pippa’s a bitch

>>71023282
find a small pale girl with no tits or ass to speak of cosplaying as Iori
talk to her about pumpkin spice recipes and products
don't be intimidating or weird or loud or make any sudden movements. Treat her like she's an actual baby deer
????
PROFIT!!!

>>71023480
It's ok, anon. It's my fault for taking shitposting to heart.

gleamed

>>71020175
Masterchef US is blocked in the UK for some reason

>>71023635

>>71023677
Anon....

>>71023518
>can barely manage 2 hour streams
>constantly rescheduling or canceling now
>turning to parasocial asmr gfe garbage to stay afloat
yeah she's underperforming compared to her debut, but at least she streams more often than Saya

Pippa/Mari VOD is ready.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92nxHy2ahSM

memory has the knife out....

>>71023749
>thick flank
Imagine the texture

>>71023683
Wait, but that's not (You)

>>71023081
Now imagine being a 37 year old Croat from (sic) Croatia where anime and anything related to it never took hold and is essentially unknown, and think back how utterly devoid of friends who share my media interests I was back when I was a kid, a teen and young adult. Not even K-pop exists here. I was, am, and will be forever surrounded by normalfags whose interests don't extend beyond domestic politics, debates about cement and construction and various forms of sportsball. I'm sure you can find someone with whom you can go to a con, because wherever you are I'm sure cons exist. This thing right here? This is a bastion of normalfags and inanity. Only the Internet provides respite from this hell. Even if there are theoretical kids or teens who are into anime what the fuck can that mean to someone like me now?

Even back when I still clung on to a hope that Pippa will blossom into a true vtuber I could only shake my head when she'd complain about le loneliness and isolation when she lives in a country that caters to every conceivable taste and subculture. She doesn't understand it was her choice to be alone. I was never presented with a choice, I just had to fit in with the herd, which I indeed have done since earliest times while being utterly isolated in a more fundamental sense. This extends to me not understanding zoomers in the slightest. It's impossible for any of them to be lonely. Impossible. It's purely their choice.

Who's the oldest girl in Phase, Dizzy or Shiina? I'm a 40 year old guy and I want to watch a relatable chuuba who plays boomer games.

>unironic Muyu antis

>>71023899
Krampus you're a third worlder?

>>71023760
Anon her voice is perfect for it but sadly no she's never voiced hentai.

>>71023706
where is she...

>>71023922
Yeah me.

>>71023916
Airi

>>71023916
clara or airi, i'm not quite sure.

>>71023696
>>71023607
Pippa is afraid of getting rejected. A common way of coping with that is to intentionally sabotage the interaction, so you have an excuse as to why you got rejected.

>>71023899
Bruh what.

>>71023922
This is why this thread is such a shithole

>>71023899
Why is this look on a woman so fucking hot, holy shit.

>>71023916
Clara

>>71023939
She's come very close

I think I may have made a mistake.

I began watching Pippa's Katawa Shoujo playthrough because I'm a sucker for chubas playing VNs and have a real soft spot for KS in particular given its original release and history here. I have never watched Pippa or another Phase talent before now, and I am fully aware I am being pandered to, but I can't stop myself.

Will I like any other Phase content if I'm primarily here for the kind of thing these KS streams have given me, or is this a quirky weird one-off that isn't very representative of Phase/Pippa's content on the whole?

>>71023899
>it was her choice to be alone
And it was your choice to stay there when you could have saved your pennies and fucking moved like my grandparents did when they were dirt poor.

>>71023916
Loomert

Is there a Runie Hina collab tomorrow or was it cancelled? I see it on Hinas schedule

>>71023899
I'm sorry you have to live in balkan anon.

>>71023922
>plural on /vt/
always assume it's one guy, his smart fridges and his phone

>>71023607
Its because she has trouble telling when something is for a bit/joking vs genuine because she mostly interacted with people that were manipulative/liars which causes severe trust issues and self-sabotaging coping behaviors.

>>71024040
Lumi is not even 30

>>71023916
Unironically Clara, all she plays are ancient PS1 games, and is actually funny as well. Don't worry about the JP thing her stream is 90% English

>>71023972
Yes Mari explained that already, Pippa has “rejection sensitivity” and other lolcow diseases. How she chooses to respond to that is what makes her a bitch. She could react in different ways but doesn’t.

>>71023916
desu this is just based on vibes but

Clara>Shiina>Lumi>Dizzy

>>71024039
I'd say they have been somewhat standard.

>>71024007
Uruka is lesmaxxing

>>71023922
Post hand.

>>71024039
you should watch some of the old deleted vods of Pippa's. there should be a mega archive in the OP

>>71024119
If you swap Dizzy and Lumi I'd agree with this.

>>71024016
She came alright and so did I.

>>71023937
Croatia is probably more developed that wherever you're from, since our whole infrastructure and so forth is brand spanking new. But yes, I am a "third worlder" as you put it. I'm also ESL. Just like Tenma with action movies I learned English by watching Cartoon Network back in the early 90s, even before they had their original shows and only showed old Hanna Barbera toons.

And I've been on this shithole website since late 2005. I had dial-up Internet and a 166Mhz second hand computer with Windows 98SE and those were magical days.

>>71024149

>>71024114
>ancient PS1 games
>ancient

>>71022613
Many of the other talents are already her age or over.

>>71023899
>>71024171
Kill yourself.

>>71023899
You apply your problems on another person, that's why you're lonely, you're unable to empathise and only work through yourself as a specter,
You also don't understand the difference with how your culture works compared to others

Ok /pcg/, you have one chance to have sex with Runie.
However, she WILL talk about One Piece the entire time.

>>71023696
If that was all there’s to it, she wouldn’t have compromised at the end

>>71024197
I love dad rock like Nirvana and Pearl Jam

>>71024197
Anon...

>>71024197
I’m sorry that I didn’t play on the PS B.C.E 1000 years before Jesus Christ was born like you, grandpa.

>>71024197
I'm sorry Ojisan...

>>71024037
Based and opportunity pilled.

>>71024239

>>71024239
What's the down side?

>>71024197
How that creaking noise when you bend down, Ojiisan?

>>71023899
>>71024171
Remember when you got punch in the face by another schizo and broke your glasses?
That was funny.

>>71023282
Go with your significant other and/or sex-friend group

>>71024239
Finally, someone irl I can talk to about how much Wano sucked

>>71024256
That really hit me recently when I started a new job and the boss who is a dad always has a radio station that just constantly plays those bands all day.

>>71024270
I was 6, but my first crash game was Warped

>>71024333
Don't make fun of him. It'll happen to you too one day.

>>71024257
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH WHAT AIRI SAID

>Love chuuba
>Super chatting is self sabotage >Creates a weird dynamic between you and the streamer.
>You don't give your friends 5 bucks every so often, right?
>No chance of even befriending
I'm so goddamn stupid
>Verification not required

>Le old console loop
Fuck ooooooooofff yes time passes this is not a new discovery I also just got a 14 year old YouTube video I remember watching an hour after it got uploaded THIS ISN'T ACTUALLY THAT INTERESTING.

>>71024338
QRD?

>>71024037
Counterpoint: I own my own place outright with no debt or credit. Ergo I lead a pleasant life all things considered and am theoretically and practically wealthier than most people in Western Europe or the US. I'm just bitching about normalfags in the end. Also, since I'm from Dalmatia my every summer is a tropical paradise where I go to different beaches every day.

>>71024087
I got to survive a total war as a kid so it has its drawbacks, but otherwise it's not so bad - even if everyone is a normalfag.

>>71024007
The masculine/neutral clothes only serve to emphasize the femininity of the wearer. When I was in the army back in 05/06 I persuaded one of my female friends to wear my uniform so I could admire her in that way.

>>71024417
cope

>>71024197
Don't feel bad anon, those of us that remember the 80s have to keep it alive for everyone else.

>Pippa ends stream
>doesnt even tweet
pippa is silent

Ojiiiiiiiiiiisaaaaaaaaaan
are you feeling... nostalgia?

>>71024417
annoying oldtroons can't realize when they are unwanted

>>71024149
>Bovine
Yeah.

>>71024410
>No chance of even befriending
this is already the case if you start as streamer and viewer regardless of whether you send superchats or not. the nature of the relationship is set in stone

except if you're talking to a 1view and there's like nobody else in chat. then it's grooming (but it works)

>>71024484
Silently eating more gummies.

>>71024399
the playstation 2 was more than 2 playstations ago

>>71024484
people didn't even say nini to my nini post so I stayed up from bitterness

>>71024039
pippa is a person who had stopped caring about herself when she was younger and only in the past few years has starting climbing her way out of that hole (tonight notwithstanding), I guess that's in the spirit of KS. a lot of other phase streamers have issues to the point where it's a running joke about the company but pippa stands out in terms of her personal growth being part what she's selling.
a fair few of them are 4chan creatures although they've been told at various times not to play it up so much because that still give you a bad reputation. maybe eimi is a good example of that.

>>71024493
That damn cow has me wrapped around her finger.

>>71024257
fuck... I don't want to relate like this...

>>71024493
I'm always feeling nostalgic. I long for the days when the things and hobbies I loved weren't destroyed.

Be honest /pcg/, if you had the chance to be 10 years younger. Do you pick
>having been born 10 years later
or
>you mentally travel back in time to 10 years aago

>>71024410
every message pippa has read of mine, she has read for free. which is at least several per stream that i'm active in. skill issue

>>71024160
MAYBE. I get more indications Lumi is older. If anything, she is far more mature. I also forgot to add Airi who is clearly ancient. Whether she is older or younger than Clara is yet to be seen.

>>71024257
She's right though, objectively speaking. Modern games aren't that different from PS2 games, they just look a bit higher res.