/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>70990420
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>70990431
Amen.

Concerning.

Isn't he staying in the same building as the other boys? How does that happen
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1766586893297234402

Vtubers are like fairies, like small fantasy creatures who only appear to you in dreams
I want to cherish my little StarsEN boys because one day theymight graduate or I will stop watching vtubers altogether
But they will still be in my memories and I will remember them

>>70990937

I hated this arc so much when it was happening but now I'm missing it like no other

>>70990937
Either he's not staying at the same place or he's lying, you choose.

>>70991308
Or both

I hate this Japan arc 2.0.
I just want some streams.

>>70990986
Damn this vtuber shit gets serious

>>70990420
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>Hololive Meet x TAIPEI Online Shop MERCH
https://www.hololivemeetxtaipei.com/products

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>JURARD T REXFORD Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/jurardtrexford_bd2024

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH & VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS HQ- 3D Showcase Celebration & Acrylic Stands MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempushq_3d2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_3dacrylicstand

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCsWze8Ytd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0scGN5P3cFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDrVLTGzdjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xlCRbJuPc8

>>70990937

I desperately need another DnD one-shot.

I miss my wife

Wtf is wrong with him im tired of this

>>70991449
When we got more boys I expected them to take breaks at different times, not all the same time

>>70992296
don't worry, everything will be back to normal after expo

>>70990431
amen
>>70990937
probably going through whatever problems axel had his first 2 weeks there

>>70992354
It's just a break, they'll be back soon.

Do you think Japan Arc will reignite clown's motivation, or will it just make him (more) tired?

>>70992607
I believe seeing Shinri rejuvenated will not only do that, but maybe raise it as well. Lord knows it almost did something to me.

>>70990937
Well, it's a coinflip what ISP the apartment he's staying at has. Hakka mentioned Shinri having better internet than him, so even if they all have the same ISP the plan may be different. But considering they're staying there for a while they may be able to solve that during this coming week

Now that they are all in Japan they should do legal research chemicals together

>>70993543
Axel and Hakka talked about it on stream

>>70990160
An actual Jeffschizo wrote a diss track dedicated to him.
The stars aligned to get us to this point of memeage. For a shrink to visit (and comment on) Vesper's Twitter space while he was having a nervous breakdown in Japan, and for this shrink to also stream games, produce music, and have antis of his own (who also stream and produce music [calling him a faggot])
kek

>>70993625
Timestamp? I don't believe you

>>70994210
final quarter of Axel's latest menshi

I wonder what housewife activities my mama is going to do today!

New boys who stream video games
FUCKING
WHEN!?

>>70995074
never in march. it will always be expo and anniversary season. we could have 85 boys and they'd still be offline

did bettel in jp happen while everyone was DEAD? where's the funny reactions? ):<

>>70992607
I'm so used to being disappointed when it comes to him I can't even imagine what japan reinvigorating him would be like...

>>70994208
I miss the Jeff posting

Gibby is on the way
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en/status/1766605488186085581

>>70996070
If I remember it correctly he stated one of his goals was to move to Japan, so visiting it so early must be pretty cool.

>>70996070

>>70996070
we love our subtle boys

>Altare has the flu
>Hakka and Axel are busy getting shitfaced
>Shinri is busy enjoying a functional home
>Bettel has anxiety
>Flayon is visiting family
>Ruze has no wi-fi
>Gibby is on a plane
>Jurard and Octavio are MIA

>>70992607
it's gonna overwhelm him and cause more anxiety attacks. the boys will need to distract/comfort him with sex all throughout his stay.

>>70996591
Bros I'm starting to think japan arc kinda sucks

>>70996591
Vesper's Last Laugh

>>70996591
Octavio isn't MIA, he's ded but hapi

>>70996591
pretty sure octavio's already in jp. he was vague posting about planes and night scenes 2 nights ago

>>70996781
who?

>>70996591
>Shinri is busy enjoying a functional home
Man is winning big

>>70995147
idol shit was a mistake

>>70996591
>Has the flu
Sure he does

>>70996722
i'm gonna be so disappointed if tempus and armis don't meet each other when they're all in one country now. i endured days of no streams for what?

This has to be one guy trolling because we knew our jobbers would be mostly MIA to prepare for the expo, no matter where they were in the world

>>70997085
there hasn't been a single day without streams so far

>>70997181
There has been quite a few last days, repeating weird complaints over and over.

>>70997181
I wasn't there last year, was it that dead for a whole week prior to the expo?

>>70997181
Don't worry, we'll get streams one day.
Also why the fuck do we care about the expo again?

>>70997278
Because Holostars is part of it, retard

>>70997271
The boys didn't do anything in the expo last year beyond a stream tour

>>70997278
Because the boys you watch care quite a bit

>>70997181
>>70997246
It's someone with a proxy changing IPs every time.

>>70997501
or just phoneposting

>>70996997
He sounded like literal death dude.

I'll still die on my rrat that vg is there for their 3d

So everyone is going to Japan...
Except Flayon?

>>70997648
anons were talking he was visiting his family first then going to japan but I don't watch him too much so not sure

>>70997085
Ruze seemed pretty determined to meet them, and he'll be there for a few weeks, so I wouldn't worry about that.

>>70996997
Bruh what? He was literally on stream sick and the other boys have seen him

>>70997648
Well he just canceled his streams for today and said normal streama will resume sometime next week so unsure

>>70997181
I am gonna show you a magic trick.

>>70996781
he's sick too

>>70997992
>Vesper is sick
>Leader is sick
They are....

Almost all of StarsEN is in JP, i wonder what Yagoo has in store for them for them to all be there. They might even physically be at the Expo and it makes me jealous

>>70998132
Vesper's been dead for 6 months anon

>>70996591
Jurard and Octavio are having marathon sex rn

>Actually believing they're working and not just being tourists in Japan for most of the time
KEK

I am the last straight male Ruzader

>>70998456
Death is the ultimate sickness

>>70998580
UUUOOOOOHHH

>>70998703
You will have to fight me brother.

Still no hakker menshi waiting room...

so uhhh.... bettel status....?

>>70998840
you spoke too soon but still got the right image somehow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5hGxiY-eGo

>>70998742
hot

>>70998873
anxiety hort

>>70998878
WOOOOOOOOO

>>70998832
>>70998703
ily

Bettel will be back and stronger after the Japan trip... I will not take my meds..

>>70999144

>>70999144
i dont think it would possible even if all of stars corrects him

>>70998456
He has always been dead, he's a boomer

I'm so excited for all the wrong schedules because burgerland is changing DST

>>70997238
yeah...i'm just exaggerating. i think i'm just feeling whiplash going from months of overlap hell to whatever we have now

>>70999568
All they need to do is post JST because Japan doesn't move at all, let the audience figure it out

>have your brotubers within reasonable travel distance of each other to offcollab and just be bros on stream
>brostubers too busy with idol shit to stream and have to resort to hearing about their dumbass antics after-the-fact through solo zatsus
The ultimate monkey’s paw.

>>71000933
It's such a good opportunity for kino collab streams but they're too lazy to even do that much

I keep opening xitter and hoping I see a tweet from the boys saying "haha jokes on you guys we're all together right now, offcollab in an hour!"

>>71000933
>>71001161
>>71001204
they are there for an entire month and not all have even confirmed arrived yet. give it time. shinri and hakka even said they have a lot planned for the future

>>71000933
I'm very curious on what Shinri's "off-collab but more" will be

>>71000933
The first few nights will be for settling in and getting adjusted to the new timezone and lifestyle.
The first two weeks will probably be giving them a rundown of the studio, the company premises, and whatever homework they need to finish.
Any time after that will be a free-for-all.

As things stand, I don't think the VG or ARMIS boys will be around for more than a month, if that. They're probably going to be made to do a lot of stuff for whatever's in store, and any off-collabs probably won't occur for a while.

It’s barely been a week guys, chill

>>71001395
They HATE us...

>>71001391
both Hakka and Shinri have said they're staying for several months

>>71001646
Then I am the fool (again).

But if that's the case, then patience really does elude a number of people up in this bitch.

>>71001625

>>71001646
What if Hakka's plan is to find a nip to marry for citizenship so he can finally escape Xenokuni

>>71001264
soon

>>70998742
GIWTWM

>>71001894
he's only there for one week

>>71001953
2

>>71001781
>>71001894
go back

big hakka love

>>71001714
Some people are definitely being dramatic but I can't really blame them for their excitement, having so many of the boys together really is the stuff of dreams

Told you it was Bettel

BETTEL OUT-DRINKING AXEL LMFAOOO

>>71002395
yeah sure

now Shinri dipping early makes even more sense

>bettel got drunk the quickest and hardest
>was princess carried by axel and hakka to the train home

>>71000933
Are you new to vtubers or something, this is pretty normal stuff they go out doing bro things than come back and tell their audience about it. You get maybe one or two offcollabs max.

>they fed him plain orange juice and told him it was a screwdriver because he wouldn't stop partying

liveposting membership streams roru

mockingbird stonks

>>71000933
it be that way

>>71001953
going to holoexpo? nice

>>71002636
I know, hakkitos are so kind, hakkitos love!

>>71001161
Dude, they're there for weeks. Some of them don't even have their internet working well enough to stream yet.

Dingo love.

axel love

axel hater rrats found dead in the ground

>>71002636
This is a piratechad website

>Axel is bright

>>71002636
even on twitter

yagoo's japan arc for broken boys

AXEL LOVES THEM!! AXEL LOVES THE BOYS!!

>>71003083
no no, sisters are confident Axel HATES them and only likes Altare

>>71003040
reminds me of people posting clips of Ruze's first menshi stream on twitter

>The boys are going to be SUPER BUSY next week
strap yourself in, it's gonna be a long week.

>partying this week
>huge amount of work next week with expo, likely no streams
enjoy the leaks while you can, crybaby pissants

>>71002595
NTA but that's not how it usually works in StarsEN. You seem to be either a StarsJP-only fan (unlikely) or a Nijisanji fan.

>>71002636
to be fair all the boys have varying degrees of what can and what can't be shared. I know for example Flayon doesn't give a fuck if the thing you use for high-tier voice requests is a public thing.

>>71003234
>>71003235
Good, it means they are cooking, i will wait patiently for the reveal.

It probably also has whatever they're cooking for White Day, Shinri is working on something at least

>>71003083
Does he love Armis?

>>71003336
well, this isn't a Magni style of collab and we really haven't had more then 2 in Japan at once before this past week

>off-collabs will come LATER after the boys are done after their work, because that's the reason they all came to Japan.

>>71003432
Yeah, watch streams. Tho I think that stream was unlisted so... watch archives I guess

>>71003461
3d performances!

i'm so happy hakka is a holostar

>>71003476
it was during his unarchived roulette karaoke

>>71003336
Are you a little dumb? Those offcollabs were purely for vacation/hangout, so they can dedicate more time to it. The priority here in Japan is IDOL WORK: the expo, potenial VG 3D, any recordings they may need. of fucking course they're going to priortize their required work and doing any on-stream off-collab later.

ARMIS 2 will save us

sexo con machina x flayon

>>71003667
no, SIMRA will save us!

>>71003673
sexopesto

>>71000933
I will keep praying for the sister for her to get the video game idol boy she desperately wants.

>Talents travel for work
>They get super busy and can't really stream
>but they're staying in Japan for some weeks so after this period they'll be able to hang out on stream a lot
Just wait tight sisters, after next weekend things should get better.

>>71003667
After VG I doubt they're going to do "staple a new gen to an existing one" ever again, the format of "new gen, same world" seems to be enough.

>>71003583
That's why your oshi only sees you as an ATM, sister.

>>71003723
MI sexopesto

>>71003855
Of course. That's the transactional relationship. Banzoin Hakka is an intellectual property owned by Cover Corp and being performed on stage for an audience. Same for every holopro talent. What, you think your oshi genuinely likes you? All of them are in it for being a job.

>>71003855
What's wrong with recognizing a content creator has higher priorities than what a whiny fan demands, especially ones that will eventually reward a patient fan. I'll take the some silence for a week and a half for big projects to be cooked to perfection over a few mediocre off-collab zatsus that are virtually the same as if they were in a Discord call, thanks.

>>71004074
>>71004255
Based, here have a cupcake

Can Hakka sing Happy Synthesizer?

>it has a gender knob

goldbullet on the hakka menshi telly

How do you think your oshi views his fanbase?

GBs voice is fake, kek

>>71004611
Should be able to

>>71004818
Vesper seem to be very confused by us and still is

MAMA ON THE PUBLIC TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRCuLKLzD5A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRCuLKLzD5A

MAMA ON THE TELLY ???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRCuLKLzD5A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRCuLKLzD5A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRCuLKLzD5A

>>71004611
Better yet, can he do the dance in 3D?

MAAAMAAAAAAAAAAA

MAMA ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/ZRCuLKLzD5A
https://youtu.be/ZRCuLKLzD5A
https://youtu.be/ZRCuLKLzD5A

>>71004818
a bunch of wet panty girls that throw insane amounts of cash that he has to wade through to find the 1 brotuber he enjoys interacting with

>>70998742
Huh, so I guess that claim wasn't false then, Octavio.

That "koinni-" was extra bassy

MAMA I MISSED YOUUUUUU

>>71005198
The turtleneck really improved my view of his design, he just needs like a necklace and it's be perfect.

SHINRI FOUND HIS GENDER KNOB TOO

>shinri is confused by the goxlr's complexity
lol

>>71005355
KEK imagine him twisting his nipples

>>71005355
shinri's gender knob doesn't work kek

>>71005261
I wish they took the beads that normally hang under his boobs and made it a necklace

MANE-CHAN LOVE

I see the studio is still understaffed, unfortunate.

Staff, managers, take care kek

>>71005055(me)
Forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3Z6QFnjdzs

>>71005526
like this would've been perfect

>>71005692
>understaffed
They'll never staffed enough for something as big as HoloExpo+Holofes in the same weekend.

>handcam and karaoke
its time

EGG IN HAND CHECK

>>71005890
Yeah, my eggs

He's gonna do the egg thing!

>>71005692
dude, shit going on

>March 13th at 3pm Pacific / 6pm Eastern
YEAAAAHHH

>9 eggs in one hand
????

I guess Shinri's stream will be a cake decoration handcam?

>>71005692
I do something similar to them the best you can do during hyper peaks like this week is bring on part time contractors to try and smooth things over, but i cant imagine Cover doing that due to opspec.

Bro is a housewife.

Damn, wasn't expecting to learn about eggs, yolks and stuff tonight

That makes no sense but I trust Shinri so I'll believe it

>>71006030
>He has huge hands
Yume status?

He could actually pick up my face with one hand holy fucking shit.

>>71006035
I hope so

I’m weirdly excited to see Shinri’s hands

>>71006194
that handcam is going to kill people

>>71006331
Me. It's going to kill me.

>the chicken salt is spreading
Anyone actually tried that before?

Shinri's going to leave that kitchen stocked

>>71003827
hq and vg circumstances were also connected like that because of flayon and bettel's situation. armis inevitably has a seperated identity in their packaging as a group (ex. rowdy and loud as desert mercenaries), and so will the farther future northern group

>>71006194
we already knew from this, but actually seeing them is going to be something else

>>71006312
I need to see his hands next to bettel's so fucking bad

GUYS, SHINRI IS BECOMING A DRAGON

>>71006594
>flayon and bettel's situation
That was kayfabe

>>71006594
I guess some newfags dont know that Bettel and Flayon passed their audition for Tempus way before Hakka and Shinri.

>>71006594
The North group will either be as unhinged as ARMIS or more "idol-like", I don't see an in-between

>>71006769
Year of the Dragon let's go

>>71006787
if flayon didn't goof it

>>71006807
It largely depends on what the theme the Northern Group takes, doesn't it?

>>71006807
It'll be me. Wish me luck.

You know what, I could afford to be like Shinri in this regard. I could make it work if I tried.

>>71006658
imagine

>>71006594
>>71006793
i can't believe some people still believe that to be true, it's been very obvious that this wasn't actually the case and it's just some lore. vg was tagged on to tempus mostly so that the fans would feel the need to support them as much as they did with hq

>>71006929
Are you talking about the monkey situation? Because Hakka has gone to mention he was around in the Discord at the time(he attempted to warn Flay of not going in that VC). Given how late it was I assume all of VG was already hired at that point.

Aaaaaiiiiii!!!

>Shinri went out on a walk last night and the cold breeze made him want to fly

>>71006934
I want to bet on Northern Elysium being a cold, snowy place or something akin to Europe

>>71007102
Yeah, what realistically what happened was either
a) Tempus being 2 groups of four was always the plan, all 8 models were commissioned at once under the same vision of being a gulid.
b) Vanguard was a slightly different concept but reworked to be members of Tempus to make them more appealing to the growing StarsEN fanbase.

got the fish!

>>71007442
go back to /orc/ where this has already been posted half a dozen times

>>71006934
if they're truly an arctic group, maybe they're a bit more elegant and professional? probably not but its interesting to speculate.

>>71007442
go back and kys

>>71006807
I don't actually know how much stars en get purposely calculated by management to reach out globally into sections of the world since english speaking is further spread out than japanese speaking, but western and northern euros have money as a market and there's no euro timezone natives within stars so far. if someone like a scandi did show up it'd fit the theme a lot to be from an icy section of elysium

>>71007442
Idolshit HATE

>>71007436
Due to the names being a continuation of the Winter Triangle, it's likely the 2 gens were thought up together, but it's possible VG was an "if all goes good" B plan and Cover didn't commission stuff for them till after HQ came out.

>>71007442
You are making your thread look worse every time you insist on including them in your posts here

>>71007710
I only took one picture

>>71006807
watch them be a bunch of "cool, serious and dark" guys.

>>71007669
would be really fucking funny to have a stereotypical Russian man in Stars.

>>71007669
I feel like the Northern Elysium unit has to be the one with one European talent, it has to be.

>>71006312
yeah and idk why. They're just hands. Why am I so excited for a simple handcam

Shipping isn't cheap in general. If it isn't free, it's like 15-30% of the fucking cost. It's ridiculous.

>>71007828
Even better, ikemen, icy white-blue model with a deep Russian accent for gap moe

>>71007669
The perfect storm would be an american who streams european hours and is somehow appealing to europeans. What do europeans like anyway?

>>71007858
Yeah, when possible I have it sent to a local store and ride a bus to pick it up, always way more cheaper.

Shinri you're overthinking this

>>70998703
After the success of the DnD stream, ya no way in hell pal.
T. Straight bro

>>71007442
Cute psish

>>71008080
what's in the card is on the cake

>>71008023

>>71008023
The same stuff as any other continent, just during their timezone

Shinri... come on, you're probably almost 40yo, this hist is the simplest thing in the world

>>71008023
Football and cheese?

kek shinri is not getting it, all that happens is the time jumps from 01:59 straight to 03:00

>>70997278
Because the guys are a big part of it this year and there's a lot of fun stuff planned?

>>71008121
yep

>>71008023
the whole group doesn't necessarily have to be native euros

To be fair, if he was living in the midst of the Industrial Revolution, he'd be fucked up about it just like this if not more.

give me shinri doing chores asmr

Shinri floods his apartment ASMR

>>71008154
>WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>71008023
Board games

Shinri doing house maintenance ASMR

>>71008861
More like bored games

Shinri out here disassembling the furniture in his apartment to make room for VR...

tavi...

>>71008157

>>71009045
They do?

>>71009045
Is he in a love motel?

>>71009159
Well yeah.
Then ya can open em up if ya took a fat shit

shinri this explanation is making it sound so much worse than it is

this is an erotic description

>>71009068
Claude NOOOOOOOOOO
Captcha: HAGH

HE HATES THE BOYS

>>71008894
Europeans love tabletop stuff though.
And simulator video games.
I've never met an European, but I've read about them online.

I thought Xenokunians loved spice, or is that other brown people

>he went to hotpot with the Dingo
They're probably calling Axel as Dingo out in the wild KEK

>>71009045
He's definitely going to watch Jurard on the toilet...

LEADER ON THE DAY SIX TELLY
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1766660252978811208

>>71009729
I think that's particularly Central Americans, with Mexico being the most popular because they're bigger than all other countries of the region.
And Central America is only half of latin america, not counting the islands. So.. yeah

>>71009846
LEADEEEEER UUUUUU

Shinri worrying too much about the group's happiness to enjoy consuming his hotpot...

>>71009574
A RUZEBBLE?

Shinri making sure everyone gets their share... scolding the boys for not eating their veggies...

>>71009574
Ruze/Biboo oshi-combo is fucking insane

>>71009045

He needs to get his hotpot.

>>71010114
No disrespect for trying to be a good person but this sounds really exhausting to be around

>ALTARE, LOOK
sasuga hakka

>>71010114
He can't help himself, his mommy instincts are too strong

Hakka just confirmed the nicknames KEK
>They call Shinri "The Fish"
>Axel "The Dingo"
>Altare "The Blue"
>Hakka "The Bird"

>>71010235
(You) sound exhausting to be around, anon.

>>71010375
explains why Shinri naturally called him "Dingo" just now kek

>>71010375
hah, I was right >>71009745

>>71009846
i find it funny the boys are advertising streaming tickets for a show they aren't a part of at all

>>71010171
The overlap is small, but it's there.

>>71010171
The cringe tik tok overlap.

>>71010568
Yeah they're both chronically poisoned by Tiktok!

>>71010235
eat your vegetables, anon

>>71009458
>Claude
?

>>71010697
Apologies. Am very eepy. fucked up the name

>>71010375
Altare should be THE Blue Fuck

>>71010568
I hope Ruze has not yet played the Devil May Cry series, and then streams the Devil May Cry series. I want to see the boys doing the funny DMC dance.

>>71010171
Could be worse. I don't know how I ended up as Ruffrawrity.

>>71011003
Praying that they get perms soon honestly. I think Ruze would like it.

Everyone's having fun...

EU tempura love and sorry for the bully

>watching this anime bird talking about shit and piss
at least he's self aware

>>71011003
>>71011116
Hakka was playing DMC5 they have perms

>>71011091
christ...

>>71011091
>spoiler
You're either 14 or just really like ridiculously high kayfabe, I assume?

>>71009846
The contrast between this one and Jurard's is so funny.

>>71011331
And I think Axel played the DMC HD collection specifically a long while back, we've got perms.

>>71010171
>>71011091
I'm a ruffzader funnily enough

hakka is going to measure all the boys cocks as soon as they get into an onsen together

>>71011527
Never forget when /mans/ tried to groom Axel into becoming an actiong game streamer

>>71011527
>>71011331
This is good. I need Ruze to play it.

>>71011116
They've had perms for a long time. It's just having a desire to play them.

>>71011631
His playthrough was going really well tho, but Axel is a retard

>>71010235
>exhausting to be around
Annoying more like, imagine being out with your bros and one of them cant stop telling you what to eat, pretty sure they are gonna get told to shut the fuck up.

>>71011824
so true sis

Is weed legal in elysium?

>>71011631
Axel is just allergic to games donmai~

>>71011970
>elysium
depends on the region

>>71011970
nope, its cover corp territory and jp rules apply

>>71011091
>Genuine Kayfabe enjoyer
Now THAT'S a rarity nowadays

>>71011929
You cant be seriously okay with going out to dinner and your friend wont stop fussing over everything, would you not at least tell them to chill?

>>71011824
>Being so loved by your friends they care about your well being and diet
One can only dream...

>>71010235
Altare shouldn't you be getting some rest?

>>71012424
It's probably less serious than you think anon, especially since none of the boys there mentioned it as if it was annoying.It was probably just "hey man watch what you eat, don't wanna get sick before Expo" and all that.

>>71012424
You're aware he's not actually scolding them, right?

>>71011631
Dingo should play No More Heroes

>>71012424
yeah, that's exactly what Shinri does, he also makes them tuck in their shirt, not curse and pray before eating.

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO EAT
IM AN ADULT
BE NORMAL BE NORMAL BE NORMAL

>>71012625
You're probably right, the way he said it " i need to make sure everyone get equal amount of food and veggies" just gave me the image of him fussing over everything.

>Shinri thinks Hakka is one step above him in style
poor birb

If Shinri committed to the paladin-core aesthetic, Ruze wouldn't know what to do with himself.

I can't believe he's teasing his outfit

>>71013075
You're overthinking it, and also, he's asian amongst primarily other asians in an asian country. If they go out to yakiniku or kbbq, usually somebody mans the grill and makes sure the food is well cooked and evenly distributed. Doing the same at hotpot to make sure everybody gets a little taste of each thing isn't unusual. Let them manage their own relationships, you manage your own according to your boundaries instead of shitting on others.

I miss bettel uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Sasuga Tempus guild, saving innocent girls in Japan

>shinri had a purple halo
Is he...

>>71013902
in what?

>>71013077
It's fine, Hakka is the first to admit his style is shit

>>71013902
A Forerunner?

>>71011824
Pretty sure he doesn't actually nag them about it out loud dude, he's just an overthinker who worries a lot about everyone else when he's in a group. Shinri was saying that he wants to try it alone sometime so he can enjoy it his own way, so presumably he just goes along with what they want when they're together.

>horror protagonist
i guess i know what to look forward to now

>>71013077
Two of Hakka's main wardrobe staples are crocs and Hawaiian shirts dude

what the fuck kois

>>71015021
and there was no toilet paper too!

>>71014892
>crocs and hawaiian shirts
he is so fucking cool

>>71015021
Wtf happened Indonesia?

>>71015021
Ah, those race riots. Those were certainly the times.

SHINRI WAS A DRAGALIA LOST PLAYER HOLY FUCK I KNEEL

Shinri...

Shinri gets it.

SHINRI KEK

https://twitter.com/mtmnyuika/status/1766675922223288596

>>71016217
kek

>>71015529
I must meet this man, live and in person.

AAAIEEEE I'M HEARING SHINRI TWICE

Menshi-seption

Shinri has such a way of describing things

>>71016217
Tempus is going to do this, but with Altare's "milk"

Leader on the official twatter
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1766660252978811208

>>71016834

>>71015529
Also hard to tell since there's so many summer units but if I had to guess this is the character he whaled for, maybe her.......?