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Next Stream: Twilight Breaking Dawn Pt 1 Watch-A-Long Collab

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Am I responsible for finding my own copy of the movie?

its getting harder but i still love her

>>71001419
Same (my penis is getting harder)

I want her to play Elden Ring

>>71001493
She'll never play a good game and she'll cry it stresses her out.

Have some moldy cucumber

>>71000925
Shiori WHATvella?

SHIORI A CUTE

Give me a QRD on twilight. Tonights my first watch along. Who is LITERALLY ME?

It's funny how little this thread cares for her. Where did it all go wrong?

What Shiori would like more? Shrek 2 or Kung fu panda 2?

>>71001375
grab it from here >>70942794

Mumei, fauna, and Shiori all raping me

>>71002146
My heart wants to say Kung Fu Panda 2 but deep inside I know it's Shrek 2 because of Mori's influence.

>>71002146
Over the hedge 2. Shrek 2 is too romantic for her and she would be angry at Fiona for going out with Shrek (no, it's fine, you're not ugly, it's totally okay if you look like that), instead of Prince Charming. On the other side, she has no one to self-insert as in Kung Fu Panda. Over the Hedge 2 is perfect because of its ironic humour that aligns with her other tastes in media.

Kung Fu Panda 4 is out in theaters

SHIORINNNNN

I prefer the Kung Fu Panda discord raid to the Niji discord raid

>>71002589
there's no over the hedge 2, that movie was a banger tho

>>71002758
Both Chinese oddly enough.

>>71002604
There's a 4th one?

>>71002100a sparkly boy and a furry fight over the worst daughter in history. Charlie best dad.

>>71002100
Anger issues? Youre jacob
Jealousy and possesive? Team edward

I'm eepy...

>>71002942
I know anon, I put it in there just to sprinkle a bit of irony and trolling because otherwise, I wouldn't get a single (You) even tho my assessment of how Shiori enjoys media is always spot on. She's a girl that thinks too much. Loves imagining herself in fake scenarios of movies, films, and pictures. I was always puzzled as to why her favourite South Park episode was Imagination Land, but I think I get it. The main point of those 3 episodes is that your imagination is real. Shiori uses that guidance by crafting intricate scenarios of herself and Mr. Blyat. Well, I am sad to inform you, Shiori, but two can play at that game. You'll never know what's going in my imagination land and guess what little missy, sometimes we hold hands.

>>71003566
You're always eepy.

sowwy I'm bad at taking screenshots

>>71004193
cute, but you're doing evil things to her, I can sense it!

>>71004295
I'm Innoncent I swear

>>71004361
>no*elite
>innocent

>>71004193
Wouldn't it be funny if my imouto gave me a peek of her panties haha

She decided to be a lazy whore, what a surprise.

Lovely Shiorin~

>>71004193
needs to be smaller

>woman gets money from simps
>no longer needs simps
>engages in casual sex and forgets about them
Tale old as time

>>71004193
Cute. Share the scenes when you're done

>>71004193
Where is this from?

No one posted the new short...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st2DEa0qWFI

>>71005786
I didn't even get a notiff for it...

>>71005786
Anti-thread

>>71003064
Yes, Tai Lung is back

>>71005786
>wants Fauna to be his mother
I'm pretty sure there was a specific genre for mother-daughter sex, I don't remember, but I'm about to be a part of it now thank´s to Shiori

>>71005786
Her mom hates her...

i love shiori so much

>>71006690
Me too

>>71007025
Yo

https://www.youtube.com/live/_y8oEEIZRxw
20 minutes. Get you movie, snacks, and drinks ready. Be prepared to turn your brain off too. This shit is bout to be dumber

I wuv Shiori and want her to sit naked on my face

>>71008067
you can smell the digested wit wat fumes from her asshole

Amazing how lazy she was. No hearts, no post saying the collab is on Nerissa's channel. Just full laziness.

She does not give a shit about this job, and it shows.

That's why her superchats are mid at best compared to months earlier. her paypigs are giving up on her

Wow watchalong so hard, no I can't stream for three days

report this cunt

They angy
https://x.com/shiorinovella/status/1766658006547349848

>>71008471
Been sad to see some of them migrate to Nerissa.

>>71008959
Oh nyooo

Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y8oEEIZRxw

I hated this book and how it ignored the consequences of everything it set up.

>>71009598
like?

I'm extremely triggered that Nerissa's stream title isn't properly capitalized

time for more cringe kino

>>71009690
Bella having to choose between human/vampire and not being able to have it all.

>>71009705
Unironically yes. Most holos don't properly capitalize their titles.

YO CRISP SHIORIN

>>71009705
I'm extremely triggered that Nerissa's has put Shiori as far from Fauna and Mumei as she could.

1 minute in and Shiori is already cringe...

THE PROTAGONIST
SHIORI NOVELLA

No Shiori don't give in to the protagonist joke...

Shiori the Hololive protagonist

>>71009705

What snacks did you bring tonight, shiggers?

Shiggers, please explain why is your oshi looks like hentai protag?

>>71010178
I have Popcorn again. I'm going to be sick of Popcorn at the end of the month.

>>71010232
she wanted to be double emo for twilight

>>71001256
Well, I see Shiori has entered the rare hidden eye bang style.

>>71010232
She's retarded and cute

Please request things explicitly if you want soundposts. Thanks.

>>71010232
Cuz she is, she wants to fuck all of us
>>71010178
Popcorn and some candys

>8000 ccv
Shiori sucks, she had barely 2000

>>71010232
She looks more like those dogs than a hentai protag imo

I want to fuck Alice

>>71010396
eww french.

alice my beloved

>>71010245
>>71010541
Nice, I got gold fish and pepsi

I don't like how the bangs cover her hair accesory.

ANTI RAPEMAN

Mumei and Shiori looking at each other...

>>71010971
I hate how they cover her beautiful eyes

>>71010750
No idea being a fan of those bangs makes you french.

>>71011206
Shermie is French

ah... rissa stream lagging again

>>71011367
I expected this shit, bitch is so incompetent

>>71011144
Why does nerissa whore tits?

GIVE THE WATCHALONG TO THE PERSON WHO HAD TO STOP THE WATCHALONG BECAUSE THE STREAM FUCKING LAGGED TO SHIT WOW HOW FUCKING SMART

Hi novelites, I like your oshi's new hair

Thanks Rissa; It's not like I wanted to hear to Shiori properly for her last stream in 3 days.

>>71011536
Ok in her defense, Mumei was suppose to host and her connection can get worse sometimes. It isnt as bad as list time at least.

>>71011364
Oh, that makes sense, anyway, what makes it good is that it becomes a special moment when the eyes are shown every once in a while.

>>71011495
Because it's Nerissa, anon.

>>71011586
Hi

I'll be waiting for the soundclips for this if there is any

>>71011724
>>71010418

>>71011748
Thats why I said
>if there is any
I'm not watching it...

>>71011805
There's at least one I want to make myself.

>>71011721
If you want me to leave just say so

We're gonna miss Shiori's jokes with this buffering

she hates werewolves

I'm posting this already. When they ask at the end about what upcoming things they are doing she's doing to do the thing she she stays silent for 5 sec because "Haha I have nothing important to say" She might talk about the Meet n Greet though

He meant vampire but they think he means sex.

>>71011890
No...it was just a joke...

Bed Breaking Sex soon

Is Edward a cuck?

>>71012615
Absolutely

SHIORI??

>>71012615
Other way around. He's forcing Jacob to be cucked.

>>71012615
You know what? I think Rissa is right

And there we go, Shiori made a cuck joke.
Fuck you Nerissa

KYS BELLA

Oh they want intimate?

>>71012728
She couldn't hold it in any longer

SOMEONE ASK HOW VAMPIRES HAVE SEX
SOMEONE ASK HOW HE GETS AN ERECTION
WHERE DOES THE BLOOD COME FROM?

>これは片思いだけど、俺はシオリのことを世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことを考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいる!
>俺の空想でシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, dji t’veû vol’tî!

CUM TO BRAZIL

They're going to Brazil!!!!

the favela of Brazil

JESUS IS WATCHING

NOOOO NOT BRAZIL

THIS IS BRAZIIIL!!!

AIIIIIIEEEE BRAZIL

Would you kiss Alice?

So when does the sex happen?

Inaccurate, no one got mugged or stabbed

>and then they get shot and forced into drug addiction and sold into slavery

>>71013499
Very soon

kek moom

Is it bed breaking sex time?

kek biboo

Sex time

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

I'm missed her face

>>71013796
Was nice to see it for a while.

why are they fugging again

IS THAT HOW IT WORKS?

bruh?

Oooooh so that's how vampires get boners

AHHHHHHHHHH SHIORI'S INNOCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wtf did she mean by this

OKAY BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SPERM

Boring uhhhhhh vampiresex

How tf did they make sex cringe kek

keklmao

>>71014356
t. virgin

>>71014356
Does Stephenie Meyer really strike you as the kind of person who's ever had sex before? Of course she'd fuck this up.

>she fell down the stairs again
>and out the window
kek

Oh no he's being fucking cringe

O h wait. I remember my sister watching this and she said Bella REALLY wanted to get impregnated by Edward

SHIORI

SHE
WAS
RIGHT

this is fucking hilarious

Kek

jacob x charlie

It's hilarious that Jacob was getting mad about the dude imprinting on a 2 year old.

That's Shiori's dinner

wtf

did she get knocked up already?

It's only been two weeks wtf

How many of you virgins have actually never seen this?

Shiori would be impressed if you got her pregnant in 1 try

>>71015609
I got this

>>71015609
Put me in coach.

>>71015610
The movies? Never.

you guys told me this wouldn't get any worse after eclipse!!

>>71015801
You poor fucking bastard

kek

>>71015801
To be fair, New Moon is the worst.

SHIORI

>>71009968
This is what Shiori's new hairpiece makes me think of.

what the FUCk is happening

So this is like Tokyo Ghoul where the baby is killing the mother?

>>71016137
spoilers, asshole

>>71016137
I want it to come out of her chest like in Alien

>>71016137
I hope it succeeds

They worried that she is gonna give birth to Vampire Hunter D!

Why is he mad? Like yeah they were going to fuck and she's alive.

it looks like she has cancer. well deserved.

>>71016218

What the fuck why is he trying to convince her to have an abortion?

>>71016668
Because the baby will kill her

>>71016553
WTF????

>>71016668
cuz she'll die if she carries that abomination to term

>>71016668
Wouldn't want to have a baby with Bella Swan either.

How is the movie halfway done already?

>>71016668
listening comprehension reps anon

It''s funny that because of how Rissa has everyone's audio set up, when Shiori says something she SAYS IT.

Jesus christ this si fucking stupid

KILL THE BABY

GIVE HER AN ABORTION

Disney-level dialogue in a movie like this feels so out of place.

KEK WTF IS THIS SHIT

>>71017066
you dont say...

what the FUCK lmao

>He's a sigma now!
KEK BIBOO

Do I need to be a woman to understand?

Do I need to be a retard to understand?

>>71017284
There are six women here and they hate it

I've been playing Helldivers 2 and barely have any idea what's going on besides Bella got fucked so hard the bed broke

>>71017364
>>71017412
There are six retards there and they don't get it either

>Second Life
Where's Genesis Valentine?

>>71017454
bella got fucked so hard the bed broke and she is now dying

>>71017454
Edward warmed his nuts up in the ocean and bought his sperm back to life and made Bella pregnant.

>>71017454
Sex was so bad that it make Edward pro abortion

Somehow chat manages to be the biggest cucks on someone else Twilight Watchalong.

Moom and SHiori should have sex

>>71017797
Leave it to the Novelite prechat gang, they never fail.

>>71017848
with me, the strongest Hoolite

>>71017848
Have they ever collabed? Im curious what their dynamic would be now

>>71017797
Shiori's taken her place as the NTR holo with the cuck jokes in this movie. They're the fanbase she wants. Her loyal cucks.

JUST GET AN ABORTION YOU DUMB BITCH

>>71017962
>jokes=reality
do sisters really

Is this how Stephanie Meyer views pregnancy?

>>71017962
Sorry sister. Rissa set that tent first,

>>71018094
But Shiori will encourage it and adopt it.

>>71018094
Don't worry, they're in ope as well

>>71018152
>Shiori will
setting my reminder for 2 weeks from now

Something about every other actor besides Kristen Stewart seemingly trying despite being given the most clumsily written dialogue I've ever heard in my life and her having a 1st grade school play level bored, lifeless performance gives me weird, extended laughing fits at random points throughout these movies

poor charlie

This shit is retarded

The bangs are cool, but I hope she get's rid of it after the twilight watchalongs

>>71018755
Same, they better not become a recurring thing.

>>71018755
she wont, she likes the bit too much
management might force her to though

Fetus deletus

>>71018835
If that's what it takes then that's what it takes

>>71018755
>>71018809
>>71018835
This is March's outfit Not counting the LOTR watchalong incoming outfit

>>71018835
Management would benefit from telling her to shut the fuck up more often. So many of her ideas are dogshit.

Alright, archive anon. clip that shit

cute

HERE IT COMES

>E.J
Sounds like a nigga name

Oh good lord

what the fuck are these names

This movie is fucking hilarious

>>71019090
Honestly yeah. Sometimes she comes through with a gem of an idea for a project but a lot of the time they're just... objectively awful.

That shit hit her like a Mortal Kombat fatality.

It's cute when her eyes peek though

Is he biting her cunt?

Here it comes.....

>>71019416
It was a C section

its shiover

Would have been kino for an Edward Jacob two dads movie.

has she been dead? even if she comes back now, her brain cells are fucked.

>>71019384
Look at this cute dork

>>71019872
This is Bella no thoughts head empty.

>>71019872
shut up nerd, this is vampire love

>>71019872
They've been fucked this whole time anon, that's how we ended up here.

>>71019872
What brain cells?

Not like this.

Jesus fucking christ

what the actual fuck, Jacob

"If it wasn't with the mother, then it will be with the daughter"
-Jacob

And that's how Jacob become a cunny lover

ITS NOT HIS FAULT, IT JUST HAPPENS

jacob you pedo cuck

>>71020084
TELL THAT TO THE JUDGE

Why did the vampires never use guns and shit?

The power of cunny makes Jacob the alpha

I didn't know you were based Jacob, I kneel.

There's still ONE MORE MOVIE after this. It can't get any worse, right?

>>71020238
LMAO

>>71020287
this has been better than eclipse AND new moon

>>71020287
Only top comedy from here on out.

>>71020327
>>71020331
Fuck it. I'm ready

Now he can put his icy dick in her icy vagoo

>>71020464
Frostbite seggs

I thought that said Bill Condom

Edward is a bro

Wow Nerissa, what a fan you are.

BRUNO MARS??

DA ITALIANS

Like i fucking care Rissa

No wonder she doesn't know that Harry died because his daughter turned into a wolf and that made him have a heart attack.

>20th
Was hoping it'd be Monday...

Christina Perri song

Just remember that despite Shiori clearly not liking this she's still going to dump this shit on us for the next week.

>10 days wait to finish this shit show
my god

>>71021511
I'm ready to hear it.

>>71021511
Yeah and I'll be there for it, watching this shit with them is a fun time and the movies are just dumb enough to be accidentally funny.

The suffering never fucking ends, it's going to be worse. Even if Holofes is over there's the dumb convention.

next week schedule...
im ready for the melty

>>71021511
And I can't be more ready for that

>>71021654
Cope newfag, this is part of being in Hololive.

>>71021654
the con is one day only

>>71021703
Part of being in Hololive is after six months all drive and ambition is lost and the talent become shadows of themselves? Sounds awful.

>>71021654
assimilate as a holofan or shut the fuck up

Thanks for that early leave Shiori. I was afraid we'd have nothing to melt over with the next 2 days, but I guess we'll do with "She couldn't wait to leave VC, she hates her co-workers".

>Shiori goes under the table
>Mumei goes under the table too
What are they doing down there?

>>71021793
>>71021813

>>71021777
It's on a Saturday, and Shiori always takes Sunday off and now she's taking Monday off. So that's another three fucking day weekend. On a week she won't stream on the Wednesday because Twilight.

>>71021876
They're playing Uno!

>>71021876
sex

>>71021876
looking at fauna's hairy _legs

>>71021894
You are retarded holy shit. The con is on the end of this of this month. 29-31 and they'll be appearing on he 30th

I don't like the Twilight series

Well that's it, I'll go to sleep with my Shiori, good night my shiggas and remember not to fall for baits

>>71022232
We know Shiori

>>71022355
good night

>>71022335
kill yourself

>>71021894
You'll be okay.

>>71022041
and we have the April Fools no tangent 2 minute stream to look forward to on the following Monday, anon hasn't been paying attention.

>>71022355
Good night and have sweet Shiori dreams.

>>71022451
Is she still going through with that? That'd be hilarious

https://files.catbox.moe/5uc84m.webm
https://streamable.com/25fbys

Shiori should kill me

>>71022827
>>71019122
Is this good enough?

https://files.catbox.moe/65bupe.webm
https://streamable.com/k2wqld>>71019122

>>71022953
Good job butterfingers

>>71022953
Yes, thank you. They should start their wolf quest collab like this, then just rp as a pack from Twilight

>>71023077
The discord server...

is holofes already happening so soon?

>>71022953
Better quality from someone in global.
>>71021334

Okay I'm ready for the 24h thread.

>>71023603
We have the prompt dropping an hour earlier than usual for the non burgers.

>>71023643
oh yeah, thanks for reminding me

Wow, Rissa already put hearts on Breaking Dawn. Guess she does what Shiori don't.

>>71025742
Can't be helped Shiori's too busy liking Meat Tree shit on Twitter.

>>71003487
What if all both apply to me?

>>71025818
i have a theory she likes that shit to punish us because she's not allowed to say how much she utterly loathes the novelites

I think about killing myself daily and as much as I want to buy a gun, I know I'd be a massive threat to myself if I did buy one.

She's such a nice and caring friend
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1766708754836607411

Shiori hates us, prove me wrong, you can't

>>71027080
From these threads, I hate us too

>>71027208
>>71027208
written

my wife