/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

This thread is doomed. The shadow of death lingers.

qt3.14 chess vtuber when?

>>70851424
https://www.twitch.tv/khubie
not now, for qb is jonging

post a room or else

in the grim darkness of the far future there is only jong

>>70852536

Damaniggers have inflitrated khubies stream. Truly some people are beyond redemption.

>>70853001
I'm going to start damaing in friendlies

>>70853096
I'd pray for your soul anon but you OBVIOUSLY DONT HAVE ONE.

>>70853143

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

>>70854122
Sex with little girls to my left, sex with little girls to my right. Yep, it's good to teach 4th grade.

>>70854246
Based.

>>70854246
y-you can't say that! the twittersisters will cancel us!

New euro thread for all your qb needs
>>70854223

>>70854328
Neck yourself!

>furry thinking they can cast stones

>>70854382
the only thing keeping this thread alive is posters from somewhere else...

>>70854503
WHERE DO YOU THINK POSTERS COME FROM YEH GIT, YOU THINK WE POP OUTTA THE FOOKIN GROUND?

>>70854430
Im not a furry by choice, i wanted kaavi

>>70853001
i sentence all damaseethers to 5 years of hong kong mahjong

>>70855261
nice racist rhyme

Are we still here?

>>70854638
I mean, in particular, euro posters keep this thread alive during euro hours in exchange of having theirs bumped during burger hours, this is the triple alliance pact between wasp euro and jong

>>70856984
I'm not an Euro. I'm just a jobless neet with an extremely fucked sleep schedule.

>>70857074
what rank

>>70857145
Kekspert like everyone else here.

>>70857179
damn how many hours a day do you play

Tileman News:

>>70857231
I dunno.

>>70857283
what ever they are, you need to pump those hours now until you are saint
live your best life as a neet

>>70857242
What does "correct" even mean? The "safest" draw? The one that yields the most potential points?

Khubie said if she cant get a job she might have to move back in with her parents and stop streaming. Does it make me a whore still if I marry her so she doesnt have to stop streaming? I have good intentions surley that makes it alright?

>>70857653
Read WWYD book 3.

>>70857800
So what, he's just reposting problems from another book?

>>70857862
I mean, yeah probably. Why come up with your own WWYDs when there's a book of them whose authors are much, much more autistic than you.

>>70857690
take the bullet anon confess right now on chat

>>70857690
calm the fuck down shirou you can't save everyone

I just want to play for funny meme hands, but everyone is 1 han nyagging.

>>70858104
Watche me asshole.

>>70859338
I simply cant accept a game where the dumpire is in first or second.

>>70859512
>Watche

QB bros...is she too artistic for the artistic test?

>>70861181
I wish they'd rerun that skin for mai....

>>70859868
She finally did it

>>70857653
In this example correct means the most efficient discard. 9p leaves you with the highest acceptance to progress your hand while preserving a good hand shape for the best wait in tempai

No dying when qb is live

She should have been mine she should have been mine she should have been minde she hsould have been miene sheh sousld have been mine eshe shsoudl have been mine shesoushdlnvhave been mine

Have your ratepost now because I wont have a net connection for a few hours. Fill it out once she finishes~!

RATE THE DUMPIRE
RATE THE JONG
RATE THE AUTISIM TEST

>>70863699
still to early to rate, she hasnt even gone insane yet

Are viewers allowed here?
I used to stream Jong years ago...

Anyway this is why I love asura. East 1 btw

>>70863699
QB gone...

>>70867187
Based Kaguya bro

>>70867263
and now we die

>>70869163
But we didn't even rate yet

>>70851327
Bump.. survive until qb again

>>70872088
the long night is ahead...

>>70872496
It sure is...

>>70872742
This counts as jong+ right

>>70873255
/jong/ is just /khubie/

>>70873333
She is my wife so that's fine

>>70873333
im ok with this

>>70851327
I don't understand the image. Why are there so many unmatched honor tiles?

>>70878563
listen to the flow

>anon has entered his derank game
ganbare anon

>>70879231
...

No one has me on their friends list

>>70879443
I have you on my friendlist

>>70879443

Anon is playing well so far except for that 5p discard over the suji 9p. Maybe I should start hosting ranked practice rooms again for our adeptchads, experts, and disgraced expert streamer

is he actually going to derank? last time I logged in to watch an anon he just started winning instead

>>70879935
"currently" 1st in S2 and hasnt done anything dumb or dealt in that ive seen

>>70879575
You guys always post rooms when I'm not looking so that would be impossible

ror the 8

Anon is winning. Maybe we aren't jinxing him hard enough...

oh shit based

>>70880087

>>70880087
why isnt he crumbling under the pressure this is an outrage

>no streams
>everyone just logs in to watch anon not even derank instead

>>70880130
he's a 1-view male; the censure of /pcg/ has hardened his heart

Squib of bad flow

>anon pushing while strong 1st in S3 as dealer against another riichi and wins
How can be so close to deranking with all this luckshitting
>>70880199
the formerly expert famous cat or deranking anon?

>>70880227
this should be bad juju, but it's squibing, which cancels it out somewhat

did you know people lose from 50k all the time? I just thought that was interesting

>>70880264
deranking anon

>Possibly three expert 3 players and the former expert 1 cat watching my random game
Why are you like this?

>>70880295
well ill be damned we should get him a paw

>>70880352
I don't know.

>>70880352
We like to see someone who still has their mahjong soul play. Also famous cat was E2

>>70880352
I was promised a derank

>>70880393
>>70880405
>>70880408
Weirdos

Time to watch former E2 streamer derank almost rank and then go on a negative flow streak

I'm gonna jong

>>70880443
I just showed up for the bantz; come watch mine if you want

>>70880497
Its jonging hours. That said, all our jongers are just sitting around afk.

>/jong/ has devolved to just watching random anon ranked games
at least it'll keep the thread bumped

you lads are gonna love this kek

>>70880512
>no response to the opening emote
what a soulless room

>>70880593
What time do you think it is? Non English players rarely emote.

You better win or youre NEVER getting back into gold i will derank to keep you out

>discarded 9s rejecting 9 gates
lose lose lose lose lose

oh no no no kamicha bros...

>nyagger turns down chun pon
M-masuka?!

WHAT THE FUCK KAMI YOU SOULESS NIGGER

The silver nyagger doesnt riichi his ryanmen, color me susprised.

>>70880780
When you're greeding for suuankou but the ron button appears.

>>70880808
actually soulless. crush him

I feel bad for the hag in famous cat's game...

>>70880855
>42% call rate
that's a nyagger with the wrong character, don't feel bad for it

>>70880855
>cant derank
There truly is a fine line between heaven and hell

deserved, get fucked kami

Personally I hope kaavi wins.

>>70881250
Bias.

Sisters, our response to the chiitoi rejection?

>reject chiitoi iishanten and take it the next time
I'm just confused

The less you think, the more you'll win

>>70881313
Yeah same.

>>70881313
Thats like me with half of my questionable discards, immediate regret afterwards

>scorned chiitoi
>noten to all three jyanshi
The rejection of fate carries a hefty price.

>>70881425
fuck reddittoi, the mistake was not rejecting it the second time

>>70881550
You are rejecting the will of the tiles. This will end in disaster.

-10 rank points it is what it is lads
who's up next?

FOC should play one

>>70881604
I would, but cute dino just started

Always force chiitoitsu

>>70881620

>>70881669
No pressure! I won't watch anyways because its bedtime.

time to look like a retard I guess

>>70881749
You can always sanma, master fox

Someone stream foxhags game

>>70881915
I would and commentate it, but I have no idea how to stream

>>70881749
You got this.

>>70881936
Shame. Next time this happens I will drink and commentate.

THE MADLAD DROPS THE 1s AND IT GOES THROUGH

>>70882023
hes gonna derank i can feel it

>>70882072
Surely you can't lose 1k points in a single game at E3?

>>70882138
>inb4 triple ron by three quadruple yakuman

And we push into ippatsu, lets fucking go.

>he doesn't discard genbutsu against ippatsu chance
now THIS is mahjong SOVL

OH BOY 3 AM TIME TO RANK

if I emote first it doesn't count as ippatsu

POOOOOOOOSH

Huh...it wasn't honitsu. Could've fooled me.

Whats current placement?

based

>>70882404
it's going to be 4th

>>70882404
300 points to 3rd, but currently in last. Just lost last dealer turn to 2 early riichis.

>>70882454
>cunny anon places first
>former expert 2 places 3rd
>fox hag places 4th
There is no way this could go worse

>>70882513
Pippa will log on, place 1st, and laugh at us on stream today

>>70882484
The flow will come back with haipai dora dragons I can feel it…

Here's how fox can still win...
Oh shit he just got dama ron'd by dealer, its fucking over.

>>70882598

>>70882598
>hannah crying emote.jpg

I hope you enjoy watching the light leave from my eyes as the 1s all die in this last round

riichi tsumo tanyao iipeikou flip 2 doras
CAM ON LADS score som FACKIN baimans

>>70882687
Kokushi?

>>70882721
oh nvm

>>70882728
Nah, fox doesn't play for that.

>>70882772
True I guess, he has somehow managed to make it to E3 without a yakuman. Then he turned down all honors in friendlies. Very suspicious behavior…

MISSED IPPATSUMO ON THE DORA LMAO

the furiten swagshoku would have been absolute cinema though

Here's the commentary
East 1
Turn 7 riichi comes out from kami, plays kabe 1m, still pushing. plays kabe 1p, this fine still. draws 3m. Pushes 1s. Plays 1 chance 8p, draws another. 3m genbutsu, and we're folding. Chase riichi on 5p dora, we drop 5p.

East 2
We open on chun with dora 3, drawing some
Drops 6p before the south, don't know about that one.
Take tenpai on shanpon 2m 3s.
And we push into iipatsu. oof.

Okay, east 3. Haipai looks average, probably pinfu.
Good draws so far by turn 6, looking at 2 away from iitsu, pair probably gonna be 3s.
red 5 comes out of toimen, bit spooky. Okay, he's definitely tenpai on man honitsu there, and we just drew a 1m dora and 9m, so we're spooked. Folding.
Huh, it wasn't honitsu. Could'a fooled me.

East 4, last place not a huge point deficit though.
People are opening left and right. Two winds called by toimen. Well that's definitely honitsu. And we call into tenpai. At least its fast. We got haku, waiting on 2p 5p. Ron toimen for 1k.

South 1 our dealer turn again, we got. uh...an aka 5p.
And we get early riichi'd by autist and our hand is like 6 away. Welp.

South 2. AAAAND RIICHI'D AGAIN
We have an ankou of the hatsu as well, shame. Fold it up.

South 3. Hand is uh...slow, and low value, even if we open on haku. We can maybe push into 3rd if dealer does nothing this turn. Ah shit its dealer dama ron its fucking over

South 3 repeat
Okay...good shapes. Mentanpin, maybe iipeikou. Riichi gets chased...oh no no no...

South 4. 14800 point deficit to 3rd, we need a direct hit mangan. Okay, we greeding for sanshoku hard here, we need it. Direct hit mangan on toimen or haneman tsumo.
MISSED IPPATSUMO ON THE DORA LMAO, Okay, furiten riichi, draw the 1s copium and...its over...

>>70883003
Damn game was rigged from the start. Hopefully this is a sign of karmic blessings and positive flow

>>70882513
There an issue here anon? My PC crashed.

>>70883203
Cunny streamer anon didnt derank. Former expert 2 streamer didnt take first so we could watch him lose his ranking match and derank to A2. Fox hag who had nothing to lose lost the most. This is however good news to me as it increases my chances of beating him to Master as long as i avoid looping

>>70883003
E1, I fucked up by not kanning at the end, I had genbutsu and it would've denied shimos last draw
E2, I thought my shapes were alright enough to keep the safe tile when I cut the 6p and didn't want to get stuck holding it, I think I had to push 9p for the mangan tenpai
S3, I guess I was too late on the sakigiri
S4, ippatsumo on dora wasn't enough unless I hit ura 2, s4 was just me praying for sanshoku or ittsu to actually get to a haneman tsumo

My flow is dumb...

>>70883416
Ride it while its good so you can beat famous cat to expert

>>70883380
If I say anything about specific tile efficiency, its just what I'd personally do, and I'm a dumb FOC so they're basically meaningless comments.
I know about the score thing, but man, what a funny draw to close it out.

okay, watching dragon and he opens with a turn 3 riichi pinfu dora 1. He has eaten all the flow in the thread.

>>70883606
Now i will surely loop…

Why do you guys have to do this while I'm at work

>>70883561
I'm sure a fucked up tile efficiency in a bunch of places, I should go back being an FOC at least I'm lucky there

>>70883729
I'm just playing jong...

>>70883729
Sorry fuzzy…

>>70878563
QB gameplay

>>70883729

Should've switched to the tanki hell wait for honroutou chanta...

>>70883729
stop working in the middle of the night

>>70883939
I think hes french so its morning

>>70883971
>fr*nch

>>70883971
No I'm a burger, I just work graveyard shift

>>70884077
Damn

>>70884077
Oops disregard that image, didn't meant to post it

>>70884119
I can't believe you'd say this about anon-chan, anon-chan.

>>70884119
>someone posts an image calling me a faggot and telling me to kill myself
>says he didnt mean to post it
>doesnt post the assumed intended image
Anon chama…

>>70884239
There was no intended image, I'm phone posting and it saved my image from another thread for another anon that I didn't get around to posting

Looks like there's been a ragequit, so I'm kinda losing interest in typing commentary.

>>70884293
Yeah I was hoping it was a DC but he never came back.

Kan

>>70884436
>thumbs up nyagger dot peeengee
No yaku!

OKAY, WE WATCHING DORAGON, AND HE'S OPENING WITH A TURN 3 RIICHI PINFU DORA 1
We tsumo those

East 2
Interesting looking haipai, good shapes so far. We got a hatsu pair and dora is our wind. Toimen riichi, not too clear what it is. Okay, Shimo rons with dama pinfu on toimen, no change in position.

East 3
Uh, odd hand, are we moving this towards chanta? uh...I think its chanta. Kinda odd discards for that though. its no yaku. Okay, I guess we're toitoi. Take tenpai on 6p, looking to switch to probably a terminal or honor when possible. Should've held that south actually, probably a better idea. And we missed the pair. Draws a 9s, doesn't switch to the tanki hell wait, its gonna be toitoi nomi if anything. Ends in tenpai. Definitely should've switched.

East 4, dealer
Good shapes, good draws, we're tenpai on 6s on turn 4, chun dora 1. Shifting wait a little, we're a ways off sanshoku though. We ron kamicha after a late riichi.

East 4, repeat 1
Haipai is a little far, we pick up an aka 5m ryanmen shape though, not bad. Great draws. Toimen riichi, Shimo tsumos a 2 han hand.

South 1,
We're in the lead by 7200, looking at an average to below average hand, possible sanshoku. Our draws have been on point so far, stalling out a bit in the midgame here...
Kamicha riichis turn 11, iipatsus on toimen, Doesn't matter to us.

South 2,
It looks like toimen has ragequit so that's basically this game wrapped. We're still full retard pushing chinitsu though, based.
yo, is this chuuren? Wait, he didn't hold the chun, rip. Kami tsumo's some random dama wait, hmm.

South 3,
Leading both Kami and Shimo by 7200 now, they're tied. Shimo riichi, kami riichi, and game is fucking boring because of the DC. Shimo wins with 3 han pinfu, closing the gap somewhat.

South 4, Dealer
last dealer, leading by 2300, and this hand is fast, so we're gonna nyag it down.
cuts 5m dora? Well, anything wins. and we immediately draw two backfires, but whatever, we're tenpai, easy tsumo for game.

>>70884535
He ate the damn flow

>>70884535
>cuts 5m dora
This choice was me purely not wanting to risk dealing it in later for 1-3 han.

>>70884649
I wanna ask you about how you played that east 3 hand if anything.

why didn't anyone tell me there was jongstalking happening

>>70884672
I forget chanta exists all the time.

>>70884711
>missed like 4 games of jongstalking
ror
rmao

>>70884718
It was also honroutou, guaranteed mangan. We'll get em next time.

>>70884771
Tunnel vision is something I need to work on, yeah. Bad habit of picking a hand and sticking with it on draw if I think I can finish it.

>>70884711
Nothing to see here jongstalker

>>70884711
The one time me posting the jongstalker edit would have fit perfectly and you missed it...

>>70884887

>There is a thread when I got home
I was ready to get mad.

>>70885172
I will kill /jong/ now

>>70885211
>page 1
heh, do your worst

Why do we still live?

>>70885541
For jong!

I think rc sucks

>>70885796
wtf man

>>70885796
yeah more like riichi shitty amirite looooooool

>>70883806
What does that mean

Wait a minute this isn't /vt/... this is /mjg/!

>>70887462
Well yes, but actually no.

>>70887384
QB believes in flow, not theory

Flow is real

>>70887462
nooo

>>70887740
After tonight, I can't even really argue with that.

Page 100

Page 101

>>70885796
I used to think that too until I tried it last year

live

morning jong

Holy shit this thread survived the night I am impressed

I will keep this thread alive

It lived?

>>70897904

Let it die

sup nyaggas

>>70901907
Good morning furry

>>70901907
luckshitter

>>70902724
that's what pure flow looks like

don't die onegai

>hannah-2.png
WILL TO SURVIVE! BREATHE!!!!!

thread death is upon us

>>70887681
What does that mean

>>70906922
Theory is based on mathematical probabilities and uncertainty. Flow is based on the reality of the tiles. QB rejects the lie of materialism and embraces the spiritual truths of the tiles. You should too.

>>70908127
This

>>70911096
im watching divegrass

>>70887462
>/mjg/
Except those fucks over there hate vtubers

>>70887462
mjg with qb
so mjg

>>70916314
/mjg/ has no right to qb because of their hatred of vtubers

>>70901211

>>70917357
Hi grimmi

>>70917513
she said she could jong...

>>70885796
While you are free to an opinion, your opinion is retarded.

>>70917513
Why do I keep getting called different vtubers?

>>70917357
I miss uncle death

>>70917587
because we KNOW

>>70917587
Schizophrenia is a condition some of us are burdened with.

>>70917569
she has jonged on stream, she even rolled for the fat furry

>>70917610
He's just 1 click away.

>>70917688
You call it a burden I call it the super power that enables me to have multiple sister wives.

>>70885796
Why do people hate Riichi City?

GRAZIE PIPPA

>>70918272
Same, but tabs.

>>70918272
oh what the fuck i'm missing divegrass
wrong thread my dude

We now return to your regularly scheduled mahjong

we should have a divegrass team and half the players should be QB
the other half should also be QB

>>70920249
We should not have a divegrass team, there is a nonzero chance I end up on it and I ain't having that.

>>70920396
Yeah, we don't even have enough famous anons to fill half a roster.

>>70920396
you should demonstrate your nonzero chance by streaming jong right now

>>70920434
We could fill the rest of the roster with soul characters.
>>70920443
Oshi is doing two streams today, so no.

>>70920517

>>70921008
even her alt is dead...

>>70921150
Alt?

>>70921008
Using my own soundpost against me...

>>70921150
It's ok, surely she just plays on Tenhou now.

>>70921279
does tenhou even have numbers on the tiles?

>>70921404
no

>>70921404
There might be an addon that can do that, but I don't think people playing Tenhou would need it.

What's the point of it all? Why do we even bump?

>>70922798

>>70922798
Its all so hopeless

oh no no no /jong/bros...you're embarassing us over in /mjg/...

>>70923665
Context?

>>70923665
I have no idea what theyre talking about but /mjg/ is our Goliath and we will win

>>70923705
>>70923873
some retard thought T**********n was tilecuck

>>70923873
never 4get
It actually ended up better than this by the end of it at least

>>70924092
do you have the spreadsheet? I want to see how it ended

>>70924092
Our champion fox came second in the last /mjg/ tourney, carried by his heroic luckshitting. We've come a long way since then.

>>70924295
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12X1a7-5Rk2LcW0QcLkrJntc2UrMd-4pT8FbY5zUV69k/

>>70924310
and now I can't even win a ranked match, it's over

Tileman News: I'd probably throw one of the 3mans.

>>70924406
Your flow will come back in time.

>>70924517
9s
it's always 9s

>>70924517
5s

Do you guys use OBS?

>>70924637
yes?

>>70924517
3man? is it too late for iitsu?

>>70924679
Good.
That's all I needed to know really.

>>70924746
glad i could help

>>70924517
3m, prioritize good tenpai from drawing anything connected to the 2345s shape so we can cut the 89s, but don't break iishanten for it

>>70924402
>>70924092
When is /jong/ going to challenge /mjg/ in a tournament? /pcg/ did it right away after discovering their mahjong sexuality.

>>70925116
It would just be the same tournament again.

>>70925116
didn't /mjg/ challenge us? they organized the tournament at the very least

>>70925146
/pcg/ was full of literal newbies this thread is expert level.

>>70925226
Yeah, but we're all the same people. We're just better now.

>>70925207
/mjg/ only streamed it as far as I can remember, they hated the idea at first

>>>/vg/468688040

>>70924517
fuck the 9s, retreating from the edge or shampon wait. If a 7s is drawn, discard 8s hoping to complete the 23457s. Besides shanten, i dont see any reason to keep the 89s but this hand has some many improvements its not worth the edge wait shackle

>>70925207
>mjg tourney
>letting a tripfag join
Yeah, no.

>>70925325
from the obvious /jong/posters in /mjg/ they're not wrong

>>70925226
>this thread is expert level.
Speak for yourself.

>>70925542
Adeptchad!

>>>/vg/468688758 which one of you wrote this shit?

>>70925226
well...

>>70925688

>>70925596
we only have 1 kaavi

>>70925716
we have a kaavi?

I don't think we have a kaavi bros

>>70925807
>>70925833
he always uses kaavi emotes, I assumed he had kaavi

>>70881425
>Duplicate file exists. here.
Someone here uses kaavi's emotes but doesn't have her, who could it be?

>>70924517
Honestly a bit too easy but I guess it is aimed at adepts.

>>70925949
It's the anon who fucked up and didn't censor his >name in /mjg/, but the filenames are different than the Kaavi poster in /mjg/, that poster posts here too, but I only know him from the filenames.

>>70926306
You've dug too deep investigator, too deep...

>>70925688

Ranked practice room. Dama is authorized. Try to win. Don't ruin my yakuman.
Majsoul Friends Room 46467(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=46467

JongCraft
https://phase-connect.com/phaseparlor-mjcraft/

>>70925949
>he can't duplicate post

>>70927356
I'm currently in a friendly, will join after.

>>70927518
I had to change image size by a pixel like a caveman...

>>70927356
2/4

>>70927356
2/4

>>70927356
3/4 i know youre out there you adept 3

>>70927730
Fine, give me a min to shut down SD

started
>>70927820
2 slow

>>70927848
I have to start it back up now, cunt.

You bet your ass i counted those orphans you coward

>thread is going to die a natural death

>>70928736
Not if I have anything to say about it
BUUUUUUUUUUMP

It was a good run

>>70929524
based retard

good round, bad push punished

>was auto discarding coz someone at door
>package arrived
>apparently I bought washizu tiles when I was drunk
so that's where my money went

>>70930826
post them on twitter rezuul

>>70930946
Anon, he's live...

>>70930946
He already has a set iirc