/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

first for dead in her sleep

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Is shondo unironically racist?

>>70876194
yeah she is BASED

this thread will be niser

>>70876194
thankfully

where is the otis op, i need to proclaim how ugly he is to the world

>the way she describes girls fighting over groomers on her old discord servers
I think that's pretty fucked up, but...

>>70876407
yeah... sounds really terrible... like /b/ with groupies, just terrible, who would want that haha

>>70876407
yeah instead now we're the ones fighting over a groomer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXyRAsBp998

>>70877636
Banger

>>70875596
Don't worry she is lying about it so she doesn't have to stream later

>>70875596
I'm really worried about her :(((((((((

>>70877636
Sounds like something I'd like if I was female or homosexual. Moaning faggot.

>>70876407
unrelated question but what game is popular with little girls nowadays?

>>70878134
philistine. glad you listened though

sitting back to back with shondo on the floor, chatting away to one another over discord. youre both aware how stupid it is but you do it sometimes because its comfortable and she likes sending emotes. you type away the time, sometimes sending little selfies to each other in reaction to messages, the only sound in the room is your breathing and laughter. eventually shondo gets up to go powder her nose and start making some food, and you find a little note she left behind which reads "lets try tonight"

>>70878673
It's not fair

I will cure wifey's sexual deviances through beatings!

>>70878869
life isnt, but i will save her through love

>>70876194
She grew up in Northern rural Britain where racist humor's been the norm as she grew up so she finds it funny. But she's honestly happy to have black husbands. When she saw her first black person as a baby she happily clapped her hands. As an adult she's not too different

how does she smack the side of her head on the tub when standing up? is she pretending to be tiny again?

I love my gold digger of a wife

bathtubs and bathrooms after baths are slippery, stuff happens

>>70880222
she has low blood pressure and will sometime faint after a warm bath and standing up.

>>70880475
Can confirm this is a thing, used to happen to my sister all the time

>>70875596
she's not in her sixties
regardless it is good to see a doctor after any head trauma, but it's probably fine

>>70875596
let her be known as a medical professional who knows what a concussion is and can sniff out uterine cancer

why did she do it...

Sometimes, I feel like she's a sadist. She enjoys tormenting us and making us worry about her excessively, causing us to lose sleep and appetite. Punishing us every time her mental state changes slightly. I wouldn't be surprised if YOU were responsible for what happened with her earlier.

>>70880475
she's going to die from that one of these days

>>70881287
I'm sure there is some of that there. To her it probably just feels like she had a shitty day then klunked herself, felt worse, and wanted to whine a bit.

>>70881871
"I WANT TO BRWEAK YOU" sounds kind of psychotic not gonna lie, the cutesy affect to it and the reality that she's actually led some people to worse lives

>>70882035
To me it's just really hot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPeP09FV3tk

>>70882322 (me)
sound quality sucks on that previous one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO_PW5yU6Ug

>>70882035
she actually literally did it for at least 2 people in the past
one died never knowing real love, and the other will never trust a woman again for the rest of his life

>>70883114
I don't think he trusted women from the start, as he probably shouldn't

>>70883539
I think shondo is uncharacteristically honest for a woman, but she's still a woman, and feelings are in charge a portion of the time.

>>70884418
honesty too is a tool to manipulate with

>>70884418
what about lies by omission

>>70884925
Well yeah of course, but I think that's just normal human communication. Doesn't mean the honesty is not real, and it also doesn't mean it's purposeful manipulation.
In a more male framing it's just a negotiation: "this person is normally honest, so I'm willing to ignore a fib or give them benefit of the doubt every now and then"

>>70885932
Like what?

> akira toriyama died of the same thing
spooky

>>70884418
>>70886146
so "uncharacteristically honest" that she (and her community) claims that everything she said back in the day was a lie to fit in. she was considered just as honest and real back then btw and it was one of the main things used to shill her before getting her rucaco model. nothing changed except for her self-constructed narrative. i'm sure it's all true this time around though, she stopped being a compulsive liar after all (her words).

>>70886502
Why are you here?

>>70886502
no she definitely listens to classical music in her spare time now she deleted all the gangsta rap she said so

>>70886643
because shondo is my oshi and my wife. i don't have to cope like you guys and construct a fictional ideal of her that's not real in order to like her.

>>70886810
I wouldn't say there is anything to cope with. The way you talk about it just sounds kind of dumb, though. She was a kid (still is, really), being fake is par for the course.

>>70887072
>being fake is par for the course.
yes, exactly. now tell that to the white knights and yes-men that insist she's the most honest woman in the world and will call you an anti for having a more realistic perspective.

I love my wife fallenshadow and i will unleash my urges on fallenshota

>>70876366
My son is handsome kill yourself

>>70876407
There are archives for discord servers? Guess that's something I'll have to look into...

If shondo did die, does anybody have access to her accounts to let us know? Or will she disappear one day without a trace?

>>70878673
That last line... Why do you do this to me shogga...

>>70886502
>everything she said back in the day was a lie to fit in
Not everything, she's a chameleon who exaggerates shit to fit in. Typical low self-esteem behavior. How do you autists not get this? She kinda stopped doing it after the VD date which is great. She's a virgin but she's not naive about sex or so purehearted that she can't make a dick joke, obviously Shondo watched Shylily male collabs or at least clips of male vtubers even if she doesn't plan to ever collab with one again my rrat is that she did her research for that meme Sho ASMR by listening to Vox ASMR, she reaaaaally didn't want to go see a doctor so she delayed it as much as possible with an appeal to purity and by lowkey calling (You) a cuck if you want her to be perceived naked by a male doctor...etc. It's childish, it's cute, it's rooted in the truth but it's not the whole truth.

>>70888139
If she doesn't show up to stream at all then we know she has died and at that moment I will drop everything and get magic to revive her and fix her body with

>>70888139
>>70888510
How new? She said in 2023 that she arranged to let us know if something happens. FT is friends with a couple of mods and we know his accounts.

>>70888500
>How do you autists not get this?
They're autists

>>70882035
she probably did make more people worse than better

>>70888565
Forgor

>>70888595
I'm more miserable than I was before finding her, but I'm also the happiest I've been so far
If that makes sense

>>70888595
she needs to take responsibility for how i feel

>>70888676
How do you feel

>>70888888
Come on...
I don't mind you shoggas getting a get, but could you have at least made it less miserable and gay?

>>70888888
suicidal

>>70889031
It's not like I did it on purpose
>>70889038
That's not good... You can't be with shondo if you're dead...

>inb4 I can't be with shondo even alive
The chance of you being with shondo goes from low to zero if you die

>>70888676

If she intentionally made you feel that way or if it was due to her issues, then yes. That's just how it works.
You can't keep pretending she has no influence on her audience at all. Or what if she tells them to kill themselves and they do, is that still their problem because they are adults and can decide what to do for themselves? Don't mix up your personal delusions with reality, buddy.
She herself chose such close and emotional communication with her audience.
Maybe they were mistaken to believe her when she said they could.
But one cannot call them schizos just because they experience human emotions related to her and her actions and promises.
But you already knew all of this, since it just requires not being schizo and having at least one eye open.

>>70882035
>sounds kind of psychotic not gonna lie
I'm sure all the Shondo rape fantasies /here/ don't sound psychotic at all to a normal person, she's the weirdo for having a sadistic streak in her. Nah, we're just made for each other.
>>70888595
She made me more mentally ill, yet happier and less wishy washy. I'm able to honor commitments far better after meeting her.

Do you think we'll hear her brain damage when she talks today from hitting her head?

not a concussion :)

>>70889632
>>70889962
I will kiss the brain damage away.

Did she really hit her head? It sounds like she went bipolar after last night, dissociated for an hour and immediately created an excuse to skip today's stream.

I am going to predict tomorrow will fucking suck

>>70890099
What difference would it make? If she hit her head, she should take care of herself and skip the stream. If she's having an episode, she should take care of herself and skip the stream.

>>70890223
>What difference would it make?
She's embarrassed of being mentally ill, she said that she doesn't want to be known as that one menhera girl. She can't hide the schizo but she can try to fake being 100% in control of her emotions as if it's not a big deal.

>>70890276
So, what difference does it make?

We will be lucky if tomorrow doesn't get cancelled too

>>70890329
She looks clumsy (cute) instead of looking like she had a massive woman moment (uncute). The end result is the same; no stream. The reasons are different.

>>70890408
But from our perspective, it doesn't make a difference. So why does it matter?

Is okay. Everything is okay. Everything will be okay and work out in the end :)

>>70890471
>it doesn't make a difference
It does. Plenty of us would've anti'd her /here/ and shitted on her for not going to therapy and not doing X & Y. Look what happened when she was a little sad on her alt that Soya's graduating, /shon/ went full anti mode and it spread to /lig/.

>>70890528
Shondo doesn't control the actions and feelings of a bunch of retards.

>>70890607
She should. Total shogger death.

>>70890276
She also recently said she'll try and be more upfront with her mood and feelings

>>70890704
I remember now, in that case my rrat was wrong. Sorry. >>70890099

An underrated thing she did yesterday was telling us in advance there's nothing to help with and that we can't do anything to help
I'm sure she had good intentions

>>70890519
>Everything will be okay and work out in the end :)
Yes.

Shondo's week status:
Late: 2
Cancelled: 1
Remaining streams: 1

Shondo status: my wife
My love for her: eternal
Everything: Is going to be ok

I want to help her uuu

>>70876194
one of her many redeeming qualities

>>70888500
you just agreed she mostly lies or exaggerates to fit in

>>70876194
Not unless you count being scared by brown muslim men as racist. Fear isn't rational though, I don't think Shondo would discriminate against any man over 6 feet tall.

>>70876194
No she's just British with British humor and they make fun of anything and everything, race included
She doesn't hate anyone, except this one specific shogger(you know who you are)(lie)

>>70892055
lold irl

>>70882035
that's one of my favorite things about her. i can't stress this enough
>>70888595
we're talking about grown men who are mostly a lot less mentally ill, they do it to themselves. the responsibility for 1000 men isn't on the bipolar schizophrenic trying her best

>>70892202
"A lot" might be an exaggeration. Also trying their best to break them lol

Shondo took the day off so she wouldn't get cancelled for being sexist on women's day
also fo da klub

>>70892025
I agreed that she exaggerates to fit in.

>>70892416
kek. still, it's either their fault for choosing to stay or no one's fault if they're mentally unwell.

>>70892055
BBC chads win again. Tall+black=long long cocc

>>70892706
>their fault
>no one's fault
do you think it's their fault they are mentally unwell or not

>>70892948
shondo isn't responsible for the mentally ill and not everyone who worsens their life for her is mentally ill

Shondo canceled because she was heartbroken by the death of her favorite mangaka Akira Toriyama and needed time off to mourn

Niggas is going through a lot right now. Shondo is niggas

>>70876194
she has a blm flag in her room next to the trans flag and used to go on tangents about how she hates seeing minorities being hated on in her now deleted twitter

>>70893426
Also shes part brown herself

>>70893501
She's Jewish

>>70893578
I wonder if she and LL bonded over their mutual Jewishness

>>70893661
LL is a jew? makes a lot of sense actually

>>70893426
Fibber :(

>>70893426
watch streams

Sometimes I get bored and write stupid things here but I don’t mean any harm it’s just goofing around it’s all silly

>>70893909
Sometimes I get bored and write stupid things here but I mean to harm her and as many shoggers as possible, it’s just goofing around it’s all silly

I mean everything that I say here

>>70893971
sometimes i get bored and reply to you

Everything posted here is satire except for the nice posts about Shondo those I mean but everything else is satire

Everything posted here is satire except for when I start to believe my own satirical posts and write her 10 pages of brainworms

i dont know whats real or not anymore

>>70894078
this but in my diary I am losing my marbles I am a different kind of mentally ill than I was before. now I’m convinced she can hear my thoughts and puts thoughts in my head to mess with me in particular

>>70894189
>in my diary
Just DM her like I do.

>>70894244
bait

>>70894244
not everybody is a favarite like you, she doesn't read my dms

>>70894148
I know what's real but I get hit with brainworms anyway and I'm a /shon/ addict so I can't leave. I conquer my brainworms as soon as she starts zatsuing and I'm back back to loving her again and telling myself I'm never coming /here/ again, only to come back /here/ 12 hours later. Repeat for over a year.

>>70894467
just make it a habit of not coming here during stream. thats what i do and its working out pretty well so far

>>70894467
what he said >>70894584
I never come here during streams, I don't need her words filtered through a cynical shitposter lens
I believe and love my Shondo wife. Simple as.

>>70888500
you only use newfag examples so i'm guessing you're a newfag. not sure why you think you're in a position to comment on how she used to be vs how she is now when you've been around for less than a year.

>>70894943
autistic (nonderogatory) people aren't in a position to comment either, to be fair

>>70895019
yet you keep commenting

>>70894943
>even if she doesn't plan to ever collab with one again
>again
Rope yourself.

I hope everything goes alright for tomorrow I don't like it when Shondo to feels bad for the rest of the week

>>70894584
I second this guy's opinion, after I stopped coming here while she's live I became happier and less brainwormy

I had a weird schizo dream with her in just now where she was the weird childhood friend down the street character in need of saving, but I didn't even get sex at the end of the adventure of saving her. I feel ripped off.

@ my wife fallen shadow.
she will persevere. she is tough. she will bounce back. nothing can keep her down.

>>70895217
shondo is not for sex!!! shes for molesting and groping and maybe rape after secretly giving her a 50mg funky cookie

hopefully her shitty mood perseveres, the evil bitch deserves to suffer a little

>>70895376
You don't deserve to suffer Shondo, you deserve the world. Smile

>>70895318
this is real

what's she going to do today if not stream

>>70895135
Are you implying she never did it before? Because she doesn't hide it

>>70895486
draw, write 6 emails, pester some artists, play BA, anti herself /here/

why is that newfag Sharkai always blogging about his job in the offline chat? do it on twitter dipshit

>>70888500
you know a lot about Vox asmr

>>70895690
literally who unironically

>>70896064
the offline chat has fallen, it was took over by newfags

Getting jiggy w it w Shondo for about 3 minutes before she gets all tuckered out and needs to sit down
https://youtu.be/3JcmQONgXJM?si=qVpvZ6VGtWLjOTyp
https://youtu.be/SPlQpGeTbIE?si=Pz1i84k7qX9Gvu6U

>>70896126
imagine not just blocking everyone that uses the gay emote

>>70896126
newfags run this shit

>>70895164
Me too shogga, me too...

>>70896248
you'll be gone by the heat death of the universe

>>70896183
>imagine not just blocking everyone that uses the gay emote
I kneel.

>>70895318
Baseg and real, minus maybe the funky cookie, I'd feel bad, I'd give her an actual normal cookie though

>>70896308
august 12 2036

>>70896308
nuh uh

For what purpose do people congregate in offline chat this has always been weird and never made sense to me

>>70896498
discord was too gay and i liked catching up with my shoggas. now offline chat is too gay and i have nowhere left to go except here

>>70896498
>this has always been weird and never made sense to me
That's because you're a baby zoomer, the offline chat is a slightly improved version of the IRC chats from the olden days. You get to hang out with some bros and bond over something.

>>70896548
gays run this shit

>>70895135
did you reply to the wrong post?

>birthday falls on a shadow weekend this year
fuuuuuuuuuuck!!!! Noooooooo!!!!! Okay maybe we tell a little white lie. Also, I set a date / calendar alarm for my white ribbon anniversary thing this year. 2024 is going to be great I can feel it.

>>70896498
gay sex

>>70896842
Haha imagine her not streaming on your birthday
:(

>>70896842
i have to wait 4 years until my birthday falls on a streamday :(

>>70897008
she might be too big for singing happy birthday by then. might as well make up a new birthday before its too late

>>70897138
im not a fibber, i will bide my time
and once the time comes the payoff will be so much greater

Not to be a huge gay fag about it but I unironically fell in love with her when she sang hbd to me. I’d never seen her do that beforehand. It was just an offhand comment and the fact she stopped what she was talking abt to do it really meant a lot to me. It made me cry. :’^)

>>70893578
jewess got egyptian blacked

hip hip hurray i'm so proud of you anon you're the best you did it all by yourself

>>70888888
she made me love her, the other posts werent mine, i was just being goofy

>>70897901
this is party time with shondo

>>70897901
>t. shondo at the end of her joi asmr

jesse

>>70897968

da klub gonna get litty 2nite

da klub on friday goes bonkers, it's gonna be mental

>>70895690
>nooo why is the fallenshadow community using the community channel to talk to one another noooo

>>70898398
nobody cares about your job bro

shondo on top of you covering your head in drool from kisses and earlicking

>>70898545
shondo does

>>70898590
lol

>>70898398
>>nooo why is the fallenshadow community using the community channel to talk to one another noooo
Unironically vibe breaking, the chat is for talking to strimmer.

>>70888176
sorry its my personal fantasy and headcanon that she would communicate via notes when she is too embarrassed to say something out loud so i include it where appropriate

>>70898716
good thing the mods always enforce the rules syadouClueless

>>70898668
she cares if youre a forklift driver vs a big earner

>>70898785
>I can get away with it therefore it's not illegal
Based?

>>70898716
youre just trying to break the vibe in offline chat because you fear the powerful rise of the newfag army who are breaking the groomer stranglehold. we are led by King tiddyman and you guys are going down

>>70898803
what really matters to her is amount donated, potential to donate doesnt matter if you never will
which means an actual high earner never will since they can afford actual high class escorts

i wasnt awake when she sent her tweet now she will never read my response uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

shondo's arms wrapped around the back of your neck
shondo's body pulled close into yours
shondo's cunny gently grinding on you
shondo's soft moans and heavy breathing with occasional kisses

>>70898944
a forklift operator who donates his salary is less valuable than a high roller she can alimony trap. just donate a couple of times so she stalks you to check your job and home and its smooth sailing from there. working class in shambles

>>70899000
time to sodoku

she is unironically in da klub rn, wish i could help her

>>70899104
anon...... fuck, I wish I was in da klub with her right nao its not fair

>>70899104
fuck you now i have to party time

>>70899107
if you've been around for months since she's seen your mansion and aren't competing with the kings it's time to face reality and give up, your money isn't enough for her to drop everything for you, for whatever reason she found while stalking you.
i feel bad watching you gaslight yourself

If any artfags read this plz draw Shondo as young Chi-chi. Thank you.

can't stop thinking about shondo using her drool to give me a handjob with her tiny hands

working with shondo to overcome her touch aversion just for the best 35 seconds on your life

>>70899380
;)

I think she did her stalking reps and saw something that she didn’t like and she hates me now and it’s never been so over before

oink

>>70899620
she checked your ip and post logs
its shover for you

>>70899407
>that stomach fat in the bottom right panel
forced sex, rape even

Americans gonna be eating good this week. Too bad, eurocucks. Having to duck out of the wage cage stream AND miss the guerilla discord stream coming up? Ouch.

>>70899731
Oh God she knows I want to hold her hand and have sex with her and call her princess

>>70899407
I kneel

>>70899731
No.... Shondo I've reformed, please check again and see all my recent posts are nise
except the ones where I talk about raping you

>Sorry you’re having a rough go of it babe here’s $25.

i know youre live reading the threads today shondo i just want you to know that i love you and the mean posts were just a joke

Shondo please, I need to have your shunt on my mouth

>>70900176
If you wouldn't buy your wife a gift to help take her mood off things then do you even love her? What is wrong with you???

>>70900361
Anon I was making fun of myself and my thought processes. She sees through it.

>>70900351
i made this post while my tongue is buried deep in the shunny, staring at my phone over a tangled mess of pubes

>>70900361
nice try bitch

shes literally fine shes just having an early klub day

Imagine going down on Shondo and she squeezes your head w her thighs and and and you can’t hear her moaning but you can feel her moans through the vibration of her legs against your ears and and yeah

another day without waking up in a puddle of drool with a 40kg weight on my chest

>>70900176
>>70900435
Sweet things cheer women up, if you were her irl husband you'd be a moron if you wouldn't go to the nearest McDonald's to get her some sugar water. Sadly we can't do that so $25 is perfectly fine. Money doesn't grow on trees, depending on your job that $25 could be an hour of grueling manual labour.

>>70900732
her thighs are much too thin to form a soundproof seal

>>70900656
shes in the actual klub 2day

>>70900811
not if she squeezes hard enough. what if she gets freaked out and pulls her hips back, telling you to stop. Panicked crab walk backwards and bangs the back of her head against the headboard trying to get away.

shondo, please stop gold digging in the thread this is pathetic

>>70901218
take your meds retard I made the post (I am not shondo)

>>70901344
Noy ou didn't I did!!

months of shondo doing things that turn you on, sometimes for hours, go by. She always insists on stopping any time you try to take things further. Every day this week she's been doing it. Moving her hips a little too much while she's in your lap, moving even more when your bulge presses against her, feeling you up with her tiny hands, whispering all the things she knows will get you going into your ear, but today she made the mistake of taunting you after. Shondo calls you weird and pathetic, she makes fun of you getting worked up about it, she goes to walk out the room and leave you hanging again.
That's when you snap, punching her in the gut and knocking her to the floor. She seemed really seems caught off guard. Almost without thinking you get on top of her before she has the chance to get up and take both her wrists in one of your hands.
Shondo realizes she wasn't ready for this, this isn't what she wants right now. Fear takes over her expression, she starts to panic and struggle. She knows there's no hope of getting away from you but her mind won't let her quit. Realizing this she pleads with you to stop, she BEGS you to stop, her voice cracking and starting to cry...

all the gold digging posts are made by FE trying to get that bag
all the sultry posts are shadowmama trying to build up the shondofans demand
all the antiposts are shondo fishing for compliments
all the nise posts are me because i love shondo

>>70901957
baseg esl ryonachad

>>70900732
>Imagine going down on Shondo and
you realize that her girl pecker is bigger than your boy pecker

>>70902120
i'm not esl i'm just brain damaged

>>70871525
I'm a prophet.

>>70902125
i would still fuck her in the ass and even give her a reach around

>>70901957
This is a good post and there should be more posts like this

>>70902240
Good anon.

>>70902240
>i would still fuck her in the ass
But anon if her girl pecker is bigger than your boy pecker she has to fuck you in the ass.

>>70902451
she doesnt have the strength to make that decision

>>70902451
nta I'd bottom from the top once in a while, still dominating her in the process cuz I'm just that straight.

discord is gay, offline chat is gay please don't turn here gay as well

>>70902820
sorry Shondo I'll stop and talk about writing the alphabet with my tongue on your cunny

called the cancelled stream yesterday. i know her better than anyone here.

If things started to get hot and heavy with Shondo and it turned out she had a dick I would beat her to death with my bare hands and whatever object is nearby. She’d take the lamp on the nightstand to the dome repeatedly. Fractured orbitals. Utterly unrecognizable. Identifiable only dental records. She’d choke on her own blood and swallow a few of her own teeth. Fucking disgusting femboy. You know what fuck it, burn the corpse too. Whole house goes up in flames. Disgusting femboy faggot. He deserves worse than that.

knew it as well which is why I didn't turn on my discord/chama alerts

shondo stop logging into my computer

>>70903074
stupid femboy, making me fall in love with you.. how dare you

:C Shonshon I miss you

uuuuuuu

shondo spotted departing home, klub sesh inbound

>>70903328
shut tup

>>70903371
ok, sorry luv

>>70903510
meds

cuddling with shondo on the couch all day, she starts being extra affectionate
shondo saying she's going take her bath even though she's a week early
shondo locking herself in your bedroom and sending you risque but still clothed pictures she made a few days ago because she was feeling inadequate
getting no response from her until the usual bed time
hearing the door unlock and shondo call out "come" before running to bed
shondo completely covered by the blanket and still ignoring you
getting into bed while she immediately moves over to cuddle again

i want to smother shondo in gifts and affection like the princess she is, take her someplace nice in the cute dress i bought for her and watch her struggle through the evening, on the drive home we talk about how we had a great time and listen to her favourite mumble rap and then when we get home i shower her in hugs and kisses before showering her in blows from my fists, a faint smile growing on her face the entire time

>>70898568
Cute... I want to swim in it or at least be covered in her drool

i like to think about marking shondo in all kinds of ways but only in places that will be covered by clothes so her family won't know i'm defiling her behind closed doors.
I also like to think about the noises she would make while in the process of marking her. I think about her tensing up and flinching then recovering again too.

>>70904982
>i want to smother shondo in gifts and affection like the princess she is
Ok drop 100 tier 3 gift subs right now

>>70903005
It's the easiest shit in the world to predict. I don't come into every thread and say "I predict she will give 1 kiss for every gifted sub"

i predict she will give 1 kiss for every gifted sub next stream

>>70905104
This. She could pretend that the feed broke and not feel pressured to give a million kisses.

>>70905200
sorry anon, i'll kill myself if that makes you feel better

>>70905310
It would make me feel nothing

>>70905310
do flip

>>70905310
if you'd be willing to kill yourself for me then I order you to live for me

>>70899104
Why are you good at making men erect

I predict she in da klub gettin litty grindin on tyrone

Do your reps before you wonder why she would be upset about someone grooming a child

tyrone and nigel in da klub using shondo as a fleshlight

>>70906202
she says this as she fondly looks back on her groomer girlfriends

>>70906202
She's not upset about the child grooming itself, she's upset at men who groom children because it reminds her of her childhood.

>>70906445
This. She just thinks it's not ok when men do it.

>>70875538
Wow i hate this art

>>70906202
>Do your reps
Or don't and learn her current beliefs instead of teen Shadow's.

>>70906776
Her current beliefs are that grooming is good if girls do it, hence why she tried to groom Neppie when she was 17

>>70906847
16 is legal in the uk

jacob didnt groom anyone, it was involuntary and he saw the future, he already knew he won

>>70906906
>16 is legal in the uk
no anon you don't get it, if a man gets together with a girl that's 17 years and 11 months old that gives Shondo the yick because something something life experience

if the 17 year old is retarded is it okay? or is it okay if you're the retard in the relationship?

jesse

>>70907408
>or is it okay if you're the retard in the relationship?
Not if you're a female retard, women can't consent unless they're 100% sober and neurotypical. If there's something even slightly wrong with a woman people will say the man is taking advantage of her.

>>70905104
stop gold digging in the thread please shondo

>involuntary soul bonding with a baby
that's fucked up but Jacob did nothing wrong.
>uuuuuh Bella I wasn't actually attracted to you I was actually drawn to the unfertilized egg in you that once fertilized would turn into my soulmate
This is almost somehow gayer and more retarded than having the werewolf soul-bond with a baby. Fuck you Stephanie Meyer.

>>70908311
Shondo get over it the movie's over. We're talking about (you)

shondo doesnt groom girls, just adult men

>>70908311
Stephanie Meyer is a smart lass, she knew Jacob's fangirls would riot if she made him irrelevant or hooked him up with a literal who werewolf girl. For a happy ending he had to end up with a Cullen and bridge the gap between the two factions with his penis.

>>70886739
this is one of the weirder ones I'm not sure who she's trying to impress

>>70881871
>Fiction
she loves you
>Reality
she has nothing but contempt for you

>be werewolf
>Really like your childhood friend
>moves away when her parents get divorced
>damn.jpeg
>time goes on
>she moves back into your little shit town
>high school now
>Oh hell yeah this is my chance
>She falls in love with your family's blood enemy people
>cucked! cucked! cucked!
>Vampire people disappear
>Ok this is my chance fr this time, I can steal her away and show her I'm really the right choice
>strung along by chick that has no interest in you romantically, thinks of you as brother if anything
>Vampire people return
>Dropped like a box of rocks
>They get married, she gets pregernant
>pops out a baby
>soul-bond with baby
>"Fuck you hag I don't even like you. The best thing you ever did was pop out a hot daughter"
What a fucking roller coaster

>>70889388
rape fantasies are normal when kept as a fantasy, wanting to ruin men and actually taking steps to do it isn't

>>70901957
I've missed these type of posts

>>70909068
>when kept as a fantasy
IF kept as a fantasy.
>normal
For women who get off on submitting to an alpha brute.

>>70902451
That's the mentality of a loser

>>70909159
> for women

>>70906847
that shit was kinda weird, she talked about neppie DMing her without saying her name and about how she said it's okay for her to keep watching because she's a cute girl

>>70909159
lol shogga do some googling dude, this is way more prevalent than what you think; it's just not polite to openly talk about

>>70909359
It's called a double standard, it's something Shondo isn't immune to due to her gender. She also hates Nep and tries to gaslight herself into not-hate. It doesn't work.

Shondo's identity is youth. As she grows older she will hate those who are youthful. Such is life.

>>70909468
she failed to groom nep so now she hates her?

>>70909468
shondo tries, but neppie hates her for some reason. neppie never comments on her tweets or joins her stream or anything anymore

>>70909462
>just google it bruh
90 IQ pedo argument, your dumbass just used the same argument as /b/tards trying to convince me that 1/3 of the population are secretly pedos.

>>70909527
true. they've been telling us that for decades. eons maybe

>>70909159
shoggers aren't going to actually rape her most of them are shut-ins with severe self esteem issues
>for women
lol

i will love shondo even when she is old
i would only grape her

>>70909549
I've watched some Nep vods and she talked about nasty people trying to get close to her, some of which were streamers. Could've been male vtubers, could've been Shadow.

i love you shondo i will wait for you forever

>>70908670
That actually makes more sense when you think about it. Twilight isn't something I'd have watched on my own, but enjoyed it more than I thought I would (no homo, don't tell Shondo)
>>70909589
I'm not going to post studies for you in /shon/ lol.
>>70909704
I will love her when she's no longer young and beautiful. I will love her when all she's got is her aching soul.

most male vtubers would know not to publicly interact with a lolituber

>>70907262
So true somnium

>>70909981
he right tho, all Jacob has to do is wait and not piss off Edward
he isn't gonna piss of Bella since her whore ass most likely still wants him

>>70909704
forever is forever. i will love her when shes old and grey in 10 years

>>70909714
we've seen how sexpesty shondo is in public, i wonder how hard she goes in private.

>>70909714
it seemed like neppie wanted shondo to like her, she drew her, she was star struck when shondo raided her. i wonder what happened between then and now

are we timelooping the shit rabbit now

>>70910234
what do you want to talk about anon

>>70910263
shontoes

>>70909704
Shondo has another 8 years before she counts as a true hag in my book. If she still streams and if she's still the girl I fell for I can see myself loving her 'til death do us part.

she wont be streaming because i will win

;)

the next dicksword watchalong should be the entirety of DBZ in honor of Akira Toriyama

>>70910198
Well, Shondo's a bitch to Nep's husbands. She keeps calling them groomers and being catty while Nep hasn't said anything bad about shondophrenics since early 2023, in fact Nep has kept Shondo's name outta her mouth.

>>70908911
Shit I never thought of Jacob's point of view
>I didn't get to fuck you so I'm gonna fuck your daughter
kek

>>70910591
nigga the only one talking about any of this is you. no one gives a shit. post about rape or dismemberment or something

>>70909714
damn so shondo really was trying to groom her

>>70910726
Baseg
I want to cut off her pinky toes and see her try and walk in a straight line

i love her so much i just want to do everything i can for her
but she refuses to acknowledge my existence, so i will do nothing for her

I wasn't going to worry about her bumping her head until she was unable to sleep and canceled stream

>>70911153
anon she's just larping for ryona chads, don't worry and just enjoy it

>>70910726
>the only one talking about any of this is you
Shondo cares enough to talk shit about another streamer's husbands.

>Renesmee half immortal
>grows up fast as fuck
>but won’t age past 18
Okay maybe Jacob got a solid deal man

>>70911223
its only larping if she posts pics of her bruise

>>70911258
>shondo cares
that's a great point, i love her so much and she loves me, so much so she will get very upset over it

>>70911423
we know darkkal

>>70911503
dead and buried

>>70911258
>Shondo cares
About nothing. She is a sociopath who manipulates those who love her the most, leading them on for years while laughing the entire time.

>>70911586
she cares about me :)

>>70911586
She cares about me specifically
she just doesn't say it out loud in public because people might get jealous
she tells me in my dreams

You'll be gone by summer, you can't help yourself.

>>70911586
you're projecting

>>70911586
Okay Fleece.

>>70911586
she cares about my wallet

>>70910234
yes

>>70911695
is there a time frame where you'll be satisfied or will you keep moving it up forever

I love my wife
My wife loves me
Simple as

>3rd rate husband became the Orange of her community
>his new oshi actually appreciated his work
if S wasn't graduating this would've been such a massive W for Roli

>>70911944
Do you have people explain jokes to you often

>>70911754
he's not completely wrong, not like strippers actually care but they're not monsters.. usually

Guys please don't respond to bait, thanks

What if cut off the shontoes with bolt cutters then put them in the freezer for safe keeping. Put water and sugar into a pot. Boil it on high, stirring to make sure it doesn't burn. As the water evaporates you're left with clear syrup stuff. Remove from heat then add the food coloring. Take the Shontoes out from the freezer and let them thaw before putting them in the syrup. Let the mixture harden. You now have Shontoes jawbreakers. You can suck on her toes like a little candy.

>>70912056
i thought you were one of the ones who believe it my bad

>>70912034
I wish I had this

>>70912097
I bite down on hard candy so I imagine I'd do the same with the shontoes

>he thinks its a joke

>>70912163
You could if you get Orange to have a mental breakdown and take his place. You'll get DMing privileges and Shondo will add you on steam.

>>70912034
good ending

>>70912218
I only archive for anons, she probably hates me because of it.

>>70912163
find a 2 view and do the same

>>70912034
did he do the exact same thing that orange did? like a google doc with timestamps?

>>70912310
thank you for your work based anon, I was tempted to share my personal Twilight recordings with /shon/ but I made the mistake of commenting in one of them

I'd like to think the shontoes grow back so you could experiment with other recipes. Other parts of her would grow back too, at least in my head canon. Imagine going full Ed Gein mode and making yourself a nipple belt from Shondo's stock.

>>70912367
I'm not in Poya's discord, I don't know what he did.

If they grow back I'd like to have a collection of shorbs that I'd fire at her with a slingshot

Blocking that fag lurk.

>>70912845
what took you so long

your mums a fag

has shondo ever said 'nipah"

>>70912845
you are him

>>70913140
is this a joke i'm unaware of

>>70913183
What makes you say that? lurk is liked by everyone in the OF chat, if I was him I wouldn't want my name /here/

>>70913140
watch streams

>>70913241
shondo has an only fans?

last for shontoes in my mouth then on my shaft

>>70913235
nipaaaaah~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHuqS8ej6fI

>>70913343
I know this, i meant the post asking if she ever said it
she says it all the time

>>70913241
he references the threads all the time so he can't care that much

>>70913280
>he doesn't know

>>70913413
thats why im asking

follow the cougar

>>70913434
No she doesn't, I was talking about Shadowmama's OF chat.

>>70913487
i would unironically sub and party time to shadowmama OF

>>70913527
that's cheating

>>70913140
I heard from her not too long ago, I think.

I don't want to see my MIL naked that's gross and disrespectful.

>>70913140
Yes she read it from a dono pretty recently

>>70913738
I don't want to see my MIL naked because she's old and if she wasn't I still couldn't party time to her. Imagine looking Shondo in the eye after doing that while thinking of her mom. Oof.

Shotoes

I would be SO pissed off if my mom put pictures of her butthole on the internet. Maybe I'm just old fashioned.

>>70913969
kek

>>70913883
>she's old
most shoggers are probably closer to her age than they are shondo

>>70913969
you shouldnt stop her from debuting shondo

>>70914064
So? Men are attracted to young women between 16-27. Those are the ideal, I mean a 35 years old man's ideal woman will NEVER be a 35 years old woman.

>>70914285
nina...

>>70911586
>laughing the entire time
wickedly

>>70914285
Baseg

ok but what about drinking the nose powder directly from the tap?

>>70914285
bit lower than that desu

id do it but only if she begged me and only if she would do it back

>>70914532
It's about right, early 30s guys usually go after mid 20s women. Typically men chase women that are 7-10 years younger.

>>70914631
>7-10
much better

>>70914532
Scared

the simple fact is that i love shondo and i will do so forever and eventually she will love me

>>70914803
>eventually she will love me
she already loves you silly

>>70914803
This except she already loves me

>>70914803
good attitude shogga!

>>70914833
im not yet advanced enough in my delusions to believe that
when i breach the inner circle i may start to believe that

>>70914870
Those are the exact same body movements my niece made when she fed the ducks for the first time christ almighty this is adorable

lowkey want Shondo to bweak me. Too bad I am a wild stallion, unbreakable

>>70915487
Your niece must be hot.

>>70915557
down dewd

>>70915554
i made this post

>>70915557
Unironically blow your fucking brains out

>>70915554
>>70915598
She mindbroke me and I barely recovered. It was very traumatic, I will tell the whole story in a twitlonger.

>>70915626
Why? If she behaves like Shondo she's at least a 6.5/10 based on cuteness alone.