[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers


View post   

>> No.70858597
File: 440 KB, 1920x1080, 1687137708485633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70858597

I love my wife so much!!

>> No.70858717
File: 1.04 MB, 1200x822, 116399410_p4_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70858717

>> No.70858932

I'll always love my sharkwife and support her, and no amount of very weird threadshitting is going to change that.

>> No.70858995
File: 477 KB, 2472x4000, GID2E73XAAE9gQV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70858995

What meal should I get at holofes along with my Gura drink?

>> No.70859025 [DELETED] 
File: 295 KB, 456x315, 1620179287351.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70859025

>> No.70859095
File: 85 KB, 1024x770, 1701863014637214.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70859095

Is 4chan acting up for you guys? Every time I post my microwave oven beeps?

>> No.70859155
File: 393 KB, 1400x1400, my gooba.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70859155

Gura is currently practicing her heart out, dancing and singing until she has nothing left in her, she's working hard to give the best performance of her life at holofes, she wants us to be able to recognize how much effort she's been putting in for us.

>> No.70859169 [SPOILER] 
File: 77 KB, 259x242, 1707518825580.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70859169

Gurass

>> No.70859227
File: 587 KB, 1080x1080, 1695574328559821.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70859227

>> No.70859225

>>70858995
curry

>> No.70859247 [SPOILER] 
File: 705 KB, 915x1115, 1709757737960738.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70859247

Gurass

>> No.70859483
File: 767 KB, 2490x3510, F6wXvDVaUAAjszV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70859483

Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.70859631
File: 693 KB, 1669x1960, MyWife.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70859631

look at my wife

>> No.70859689 [SPOILER] 
File: 1.08 MB, 1372x949, 1706935425715533.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70859689

Gurass

>> No.70859847
File: 2.08 MB, 2664x2106, 1680670924650998.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70859847

>> No.70859935

>>70859095
try charging your headphones.

>> No.70859949
File: 235 KB, 2048x2048, 20230518_202141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70859949

Child

>> No.70859980

>>70859483
What is she doin down there?

>> No.70860228

>>70859980
global thermonuclear war drills.

>> No.70860269
File: 182 KB, 512x512, 1682477298307339.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70860269

>>70859980
I used to sit under my school desk to pick my nose. I remember staring at people and making eye contact, but thinking I was fine since I was under my desk and no one could see me. what a foe paw haha

>> No.70860521 [SPOILER] 
File: 488 KB, 1200x1800, 1709261253765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70860521

Gurass

>> No.70860613
File: 204 KB, 1145x2047, 1704103761480479.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70860613

Gura squishy

>> No.70860918 [SPOILER] 
File: 586 KB, 1200x1200, 115845189_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70860918

Gurass

>> No.70860920 [SPOILER] 
File: 209 KB, 850x850, 1685227289070.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70860920

Gurass

>> No.70860990
File: 838 KB, 292x284, IMAGINEtheSMELL[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fvcf95r.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70860990

>>70859169
SNIFFFFF

>> No.70861080

>>70860920
source?

>> No.70861378
File: 1.15 MB, 1585x885, gyatt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70861378

>>70860920

>> No.70861525
File: 1.10 MB, 1500x1500, 1708219675298221.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70861525

Do >we like Goob more with a disproportionally fat ass or with a butt more like >>70860918 and >>70859689?

>> No.70861553

where is she

>> No.70861584
File: 2.52 MB, 3541x2662, 1695685229630774.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70861584

you ever just shuffle through music for 4 hours and find nothing you like

>> No.70861628

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.70861653

>>70861525
I like Gurass

>> No.70861736

>>70861553
with me in Japan

>> No.70861813

>>70861584
I usually listen to the same thing on repeat for a few months until I get sick of it. Lately I've been listening to Mili.

>> No.70862095 [SPOILER] 
File: 1.31 MB, 1200x1200, 116705701_p1_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70862095

>>70861553
"occupied"

>> No.70862263
File: 46 KB, 564x564, gura_tea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70862263

>> No.70862272

>>70862095
How did you get that picture of my onahole?

>> No.70862423

Remember this: https://youtu.be/DXJfqW5lB74?t=6155 [Embed]

Gura said she had eggshaped maracas, "You can put them in places", how many times has she insinuated she is into buttstuff? She even showed us her buttplug in "Girls Talk"

>> No.70862459
File: 361 KB, 608x657, 1678322707532380.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70862459

>>70862272
are you the one that keeps breaking into my basement?

>> No.70862595
File: 867 KB, 930x1316, 1681158353596.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70862595

>>70861525
we like any Gurass

>> No.70862623
File: 194 KB, 512x512, 1697674828518083.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70862623

>>70862459
Are you the one that lives above my onahole storage room?

>> No.70862684

>>70862423
retard

>> No.70862838
File: 165 KB, 498x499, 1684626359896232.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70862838

>>70862623
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

>> No.70862967
File: 19 KB, 593x261, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70862967

Do you think Gura tears up thinking about the chumbuds?

>> No.70863069
File: 706 KB, 687x940, smol.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70863069

>>70862838
Fine but I'm taking my onahole with me.

>> No.70863174

>>70862967
these bitches bark too much

>> No.70863276

>>70862967
Everything points to Gura just points and laugh at our misery

>> No.70863277
File: 126 KB, 1000x1000, 1706976628443445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70863277

>>70863069
NO. She's mine.

>> No.70863355
File: 759 KB, 740x740, laugh[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fr8zk9w.ogg].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70863355

>>70862967
KEK
No.

>> No.70863399

>>70862967
These dogs try too hard. It makes me wary of them.

>> No.70863488
File: 90 KB, 239x250, Gurosary.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70863488

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>> No.70863582

>>70863399
Same with the rock, they stink so much of desperation, probably the most pick-me gen in all of Hololive, the only one who I haven't seen act like that is the goth, but I never hear anything about her, sometimes I completely forget she exists.

>> No.70863587
File: 263 KB, 900x900, 1703187082746.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70863587

cunny

>> No.70863773
File: 87 KB, 256x256, pray.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70863773

>>70863488
samen

>> No.70863836

>>70863399
>>70863582
>It makes me wary of them.
same desu it feels fake to me

>> No.70863858
File: 1.39 MB, 1500x2800, 1695624087419134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70863858

your fanbase war attempts bore me

>> No.70863906

Miku day is tomorrow

>> No.70863940
File: 1.21 MB, 768x576, 1709854424413920.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70863940

I don't remember, has Gura ever commented on Roboco's feet? Would she think they were hot? Or an abomination?

>> No.70864089
File: 11 KB, 216x228, mechanicus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70864089

>>70863940
*heavy breathing*

>> No.70864198

>>70863906
gura should log on to twitte rand like more sexy miku art ot selebrate

>> No.70864228

>>70863773
When will you ever learn to spell "semen" properly?

>> No.70864353

>>70863582
I don't like her because she can't be original. Even the binky idea was stolen from Thai Gura https://youtu.be/fADQ2lhAo4Y

>> No.70864396

>>70864353
I thought the pacifier was stolen from Towabab...

>> No.70864491

>>70864353
sussy amogus language

>> No.70864546

>>70864353
>>70864396
pacifiers are hardly unique
half of jp has teased them

>> No.70864584

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>> No.70864849

Imagine being a cleaner for a living & told stories about having to churn the dookiebutter, then a group of people comes and save her from that horrific life & makes her a billionare, and then...yeah...doing whatever she's been doing for 1-2 years now

It's a weird way to show gratitude for the people who changed her life

>> No.70864943

>>70863587
that's a bunny

>> No.70864997

>reddit spacing

>> No.70865043

>>70864849
success was her fate and your fate is dying alone

>> No.70865201

>>70864849
I'm happy helping her.

>> No.70865388
File: 449 KB, 874x740, 1701611791012538.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70865388

>>70864849
>he found out women take everything for granted until it's gone

>> No.70865470
File: 230 KB, 389x501, MakeAtlantisGureatAgain.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70865470

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>> No.70865478

>>70865043
Gura, is that you?

>> No.70865541
File: 101 KB, 800x588, 1707133979218467.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70865541

>>70865043
That anon will die by my hand actually

>> No.70865961
File: 627 KB, 864x645, 78ffc4ded6331b23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70865961

>> No.70866257

I love Gura the most and she loves me the most!

>> No.70866319
File: 113 KB, 1024x782, 1701235291570389.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70866319

>>70865961

>> No.70866348
File: 2.63 MB, 2480x3508, 1671422818314952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70866348

>reddit memes
these niggas don't even try anymore

>> No.70866639
File: 937 KB, 2480x3508, 1709788315889260.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70866639

More Palworld soon?

>> No.70867273

>>70866639
its a tummy rubbing buffet

>> No.70867437

>>70859227
>*Le touché*

>> No.70867709

Uh, was Gura a big Dragon Ball fan...?

>> No.70867878
File: 2.80 MB, 1280x720, two balls[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fhnkewp.ogg].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70867878

>>70867709
she likes balls alright

>> No.70868116

>>70867709
Big doubt, I also just saw the guy died though. Pretty young too.

>> No.70868434

>>70867709
How do I keep learning of these deaths on /ggg/? The queen, Teddy K, and now this one.

>> No.70868464

>>70863582
Holox is the most pick-me gen La+ spent the first year pretending to be Kanata, Koyori, Lui tried to be marine/choco/lamy, and Chloe whored herself to her viewers. The only members that have remained the same are Iroha and Koyori, though it seems like that’s just their actual personalities

>> No.70868607

>>70864546
That’s a whole joke centered around the fact that miko sounds like a baby with her short tongue. It’s definitely not half

>> No.70868673

What if Gura went back to school for real? She finally realises this cannot be a long term job because the pedophiles will look for the next best womanchild in a few years time.

>> No.70868677

>>70868464
So they are equally pick-me? 4/5 for both.

>> No.70868754
File: 138 KB, 270x309, 1621313982602.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70868754

>>70868116
If you've ever read what daily life is like for a lot of mangakas, then it isn't that surprising really.
That shit is soul sapping.

>> No.70868819

>>70867709
uhh wtf

>> No.70868858

>>70867709
That’s disappointing I was looking forward to the next arc to. I guess it’s officially over

>> No.70868931

>>70868677
You don’t think Shiori is one?

>> No.70868994

>>70868858
Berserk is still going, they'll definitely keep dragon ball going.

>> No.70869127

>>70868931
I haven't seen her enough to judge that, she's not talked about like at all. I feel like if she was a pick-me I would have heard more about her.

>> No.70869207
File: 171 KB, 1000x1000, 1682335456482440.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70869207

>>70868931
What is a pickme girl again? Usually the females on /vt/ use that word

>> No.70869229
File: 12 KB, 225x225, gurathonk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70869229

>>70868754
What's it like? They just draw for a bit?

>> No.70869256

>>70868994
That’s different Berserk is being done by one of his assistants and the outline to the story is done. Toriyama does everything at the top of his head with no plans.

>> No.70869391

I miss red Gura. Why doesn't she use that anymore

>> No.70869451
File: 299 KB, 2048x1786, 1701077036070528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70869451

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>> No.70869477

>>70867709
Damn, thats actually really big. And why is it always here I learn these things?

>> No.70869513

>>70869207
Pickme is self explanatory it’s girls trying to be picked by guys. It’s the girl version of saying she’s a slut without causing a fight. In this context though it’s a little different but there’s no better example than La+. I was not joking when I said she tried to portray herself as Kanata for almost a year and the only reason she stopped was because she kept getting caught.

>> No.70869806

Remember the dino gura palworld stream? That was a blast haha the dinos were tootin

>> No.70869810

>>70869256
Wait, I thought GT ending was supposed to be the canonical ending?

>> No.70870339
File: 580 KB, 2508x3541, 1693552593583.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70870339

>> No.70870363

>>70869451
rubrubrubrubrubrubrubrub

>> No.70870437

>>70869810
GT is almost entirely Toei outside of a few designs and a bit of lore. But I was talking Super, the Daima Anime, and one other mystery project that will probably be canned. GT will probably be the official ending now though

>> No.70871123

>>70870437
I wish we got to see Whis get in a good fight. What a drag.

>> No.70872103

>>70870437
So what happens to dragon's quest?

>> No.70872193
File: 287 KB, 1448x2048, 1000035707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70872193

>> No.70872361

>>70858717
i'm getting ai fatigue.

>> No.70872453

>>70872361
don't care I'm going to keep posting them if i like them

>> No.70872557
File: 131 KB, 1024x1536, 1706708923097508.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70872557

My reason for AI fatigue is images like this. fucking look at it. She's gorgeous. can barely even tell anymore. I shouldn't even have AI images saved on my machine. I'm butt frustrated.

>> No.70872559

>>70872103
Depends on if he named a successor but the next one might be the last.

>> No.70872637

need vod recommendation please.
looking for Noir, rainy/moody, comfy

>> No.70872650
File: 151 KB, 1216x1024, 1695215104458948.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70872650

>>70861525
just normal proportions. I'm not black. Tiny lolis have tiny cute butts that you can fit in your hand.

>> No.70872662

>>70872637
little nightmares or inside

>> No.70872688

>>70872103
They get a better artist and the series is better than ever. Fucking trash art gone finally.

>> No.70872761
File: 317 KB, 1240x1753, 1689737391429449.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70872761

>>70862423
wow that one slipped right fucking past me... holy shit. this girl gonna give me rope burn on my dick.

>> No.70872821

>>70862423
why does your gross mind immediately go to butts? she told us about washing her front parts

>> No.70873052

>>70872637
Little nightmares, visage might fit. And while they don’t directly fit your criteria Faith and dark deception somewhat match those two games

>> No.70873408

Ok I will watch little nightmares and your other suggestions. Thank you kindly, chumbies.

>> No.70873634
File: 2.95 MB, 1280x720, vibe[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fnakzpd.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70873634

>> No.70873965
File: 1.08 MB, 3458x3458, loli aqua that gura liked.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70873965

>> No.70874015

Gura soon

>> No.70874030
File: 297 KB, 1326x2048, rururaroru2)_20230824-075547_1694619496630374528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70874030

>> No.70874063
File: 585 KB, 2526x4096, 1000019208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70874063

>> No.70874109

>>70874063
Gura, after I hit her with the frypan.

>> No.70874449

>>70873965
>>70874030
Out of nowhere and on two opposite ends

>> No.70874925

I'm going to hug and smooch and headpat her and no one is going to stop me! Then we will get married and have lots of kids!

>> No.70876010

I think I'm gonna buy a peach scented perfume and coat my letter for Gura in it.

>> No.70876312

>>70876010
Why? She would hate it, here is scents she like: Gasoline, garages, composts that's been basking in the sun all day, mold, rotting seaweed, etc etc etc, the funkier the better. Do you even watch her streams? Even a clip-watcher would know this

>> No.70876339

>>70876010
I drench mine in axe

>> No.70876413

>>70876010
i'd cover my letter in cum and spit and sweat and piss and wipe it on my ass and send it to her. But my writing is really messy and i wouldn't know what to say. Please sniff my letter? I love you? Nothing someone else hasn't already said.

>> No.70876427

>>70876339
which one, chocolate?

>> No.70876618

>>70876427
Sex Panther

>> No.70876665

>>70876339
People who use Axe should be shot on sight, that trailer park scent stuff disappears before the spraying even hits your body

>> No.70876688

>>70876618
what does it smell like?

>> No.70876736

>>70876688
probably like a virgin cheetah or something, it's axe

>> No.70876785

>>70876688
Pure gasoline

>> No.70876838
File: 135 KB, 1173x1000, SNIIIF[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F9sxrki.mp3].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70876838

I hope she sniffs my peach scented letter, like she sniffs her peach toy

>> No.70876859

She performed with her oshi Aqua and her most steadfast supporter in hololive, Marine. Gura achieved everything she hoped for in hololive. It's a success story

>> No.70876920

>>70862967
Tears up thinking about how creepy and pathetic they are, maybe

>> No.70877073

>>70876665
As someone with multiple designer colognes axe isn’t bad. Just don’t use it as body spray but like a cologne. If you’re looking for a good cologne though Versace Eros

>> No.70877560

>>70877073
>Versace
Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha? Is this trolling? Widian, Profumum Roma, a couple of Molton Brown scents are acceptable too. Who the fudge buys scents from fashion companies? Are you a woman

>> No.70877561
File: 596 KB, 3013x2168, 1703001519294751.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70877561

>>70877073
Is cologne really that good? I just use citrus beard balm and aftershave and I still get lots of compliments on my smell.

>> No.70877867
File: 193 KB, 375x333, 1681935024160675.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70877867

I have never heard of any of these fancy sounding perfumes.

>> No.70877878
File: 363 KB, 1400x1400, 1682266674051883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70877878

I have very sensitive smell so strong scents give me really bad headaches

>> No.70877908

>>70877867
don't worry about it. they're all for girls

>> No.70877979

i just want to smell gura's butthole, and i'm sad i can't

>> No.70878217

>>70877561
I can’t tell what you’re asking. Yes it smells good but it’s not necessary. Just nice to have

>> No.70878305

>>70878217
I jerk off with my citrus balm beard oil. Have you ever tried jerking off with your cologne?

>> No.70878324
File: 48 KB, 850x568, 1679967499721466.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70878324

I want to sexually bully and ryona this creature T u T

>> No.70878461

>>70877560
>Onions infused European

>> No.70878510
File: 102 KB, 512x512, 1661915048227146.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70878510

>>70878461
>onions
everytime

>> No.70878525
File: 134 KB, 512x512, 1711029442478.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70878525

>>70877878
People like you would’ve been killed so quickly in the olden days. It’s like we’re in a zoo and I the mighty silverback and you are but a frail orangutan. I would normally kill you on-site, but because we are in a zoo, I shall let you live. This is what people feel like when they talk to you.

>> No.70878842

>>70877878
Same but it doesn’t give me a headache. You’re either weak or those are allergies which still makes you weak. Is it any form of strong scent or is it primarily sprays? Like if you were sweaty from a workout or eating food with a strong stench would that effect you?

>> No.70878977
File: 1.22 MB, 1414x1080, 1685225731411852.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70878977

>>70878324

>> No.70879102

>>70878525
wut? orangutans are super strong, weaker than gorillas, sure, but they could still annihilate a human.

>> No.70879116
File: 317 KB, 2048x1706, 1681214064383424.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70879116

>>70878842
Most strong perfumes/colognes give me intense headaches. I'm fine with stinky smells but for some reason perfume is just too much.

>> No.70879203
File: 374 KB, 600x600, 1680114367760636.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70879203

>>70878525
You aren't wrong anon. I could only drink formula as a baby.

>> No.70879382
File: 192 KB, 512x512, 1688562537027715.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70879382

>>70877878
Use to have that problem with stuff like acetone until my job made me use a shit ton of it for cleaning. Now I don't even notice the smell and I don't get headaches from it anymore.

>> No.70879406

>>70879203
I am glad we no longer live in the olden age, and that you can enjoy your time with us, chumbie.

>> No.70879477
File: 1.02 MB, 2463x3500, 1700880025246.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70879477

>> No.70879647

Can the squinty eyed Gura poster post more please. I really enjoy those posts. Along the lines of “excuse me why is my daughter…etc”

>> No.70879767
File: 120 KB, 1920x1080, oyasame[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Foau5st.mp3].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70879767

>> No.70879787
File: 125 KB, 600x369, 1658559792243170.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70879787

>>70879767
Oyasame

>> No.70879803
File: 511 KB, 2146x2994, 1000034950.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70879803

>>70879767
sharkdreams

>> No.70879933

>>70879116
Then it’s almost certainly allergies

>> No.70879986

>>70879767
sleep tight buddy

>> No.70880117
File: 116 KB, 270x480, Mommy[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fvohytp.m4a].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70880117

>>70879767
Mommy says go to bed now chumbie.

>> No.70880136

She's the love of my life!

>> No.70880149
File: 129 KB, 1500x1500, 1698635956284794.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70880149

>>70879767

>> No.70880183

>>70879803
Spankable butt T u T

>> No.70880277

>>70879647
Why don't you become that poster?

>> No.70880348

chumbies i'm drunk

>> No.70880421

>>70880348
post butthole.

>> No.70880462

>>70880421
nyo thats gay
only gura can look at my butthole

>> No.70880500

>>70880462
1 in a billion chance it was gura posting, so i took the risk.

>> No.70880566

>>70880462
butt chug more booze

>> No.70880838
File: 235 KB, 401x671, 1709812462051441.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70880838

>>70863488
サーメン

>> No.70881081

AI Goob on the desk at school
https://files.catbox.moe/ui5lib.png

>> No.70881114
File: 76 KB, 1000x1000, takeru11275)_20240308-051215_1765968754230624387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70881114

>>70879767
goob morning

>> No.70881168

>>70881081
nice, can't wait to see what AI can do in a few years

>> No.70881220
File: 128 KB, 1920x1080, 1687892358323765.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70881220

I've been away for the past like 2 weeks. Have I missed any Gura news, or is it just the usual radio silence? I was trying to just wait it out and was fine for a while, but it's starting to get to me again...

>> No.70881275

>>70881220
she TOLD you what she was doing. she TOLD you where she would be. you don't fucking LISTEN do ya?

>> No.70881294
File: 2.53 MB, 2000x2000, 1680499549977626.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70881294

>>70881220
she tweeted the honey works thing on march 1, but nothing else, not even likes, so it might not have been her, but I think it was.

>> No.70881487
File: 156 KB, 1365x2048, 1706821807708385.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70881487

>>70879933
I had a feeling

>> No.70881489

Anyone have that image of Gura with a dented head similar to the dented head wojak

>> No.70881495
File: 837 KB, 1341x891, 1701664540307453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70881495

I've been offline for a while, what's the latest?

>> No.70881534

>>70881275
Sure, she briefly mentioned being stressed about upcoming fes and expo travel, but that doesn't really explain why she hasn't said anything since. She was able to at least be around a tiny bit last time she was in Japan.

>> No.70881542
File: 408 KB, 2047x1447, 1687400944568743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70881542

>>70881495
oyasamebud went to bed and I bought some waxworms for my chameleon

>> No.70881598

No one listens to my wife...

>> No.70881638
File: 28 KB, 478x478, 1699186935967370.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70881638

>>70881598
Gura is actually my wife

>> No.70881728
File: 1.33 MB, 2312x2880, 1686049151858396.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70881728

>>70881534
Fine, doubt her and seethe in misery. I'll be here gooming my balls dry every day to my sharkwife, you do what you want, lol.

>> No.70881801

>>70881495
I got McDonalds

>> No.70881809

I think Gura with a buchi pucci looks cute.

>> No.70881834

>>70881801
me too! what did you get?

>> No.70881853
File: 258 KB, 850x1133, 1683554257151874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70881853

Shion is a lot sexier than Gura

>> No.70881875
File: 209 KB, 551x551, 1707543783893755.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70881875

Well, I got my answer, so I guess I'll just go back to what I was doing before. At least it gets a bit easier each time. Maybe eventually it won't bother me at all anymore.

>> No.70881929
File: 732 KB, 2840x4096, rori.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70881929

>>70881853
Why do you come here to lie about my wife?

>> No.70881932
File: 357 KB, 664x779, 1679976427085006.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70881932

>>70881534
correct, that is what she said and that is all she said, it is disappointing
now please leave it at that, there's nothing more to say

>> No.70881940

>>70881834
20 mcnuggets and a large fry
I don't usually get McDs, it's crazy how the 20 piece is only like a dollar more than the 10 piece

>> No.70881991

>>70881875
you'll get there one day

>> No.70881997

I lost the booger ball I made since 2 months ago. I hate having to start all over again

>> No.70881999
File: 1.98 MB, 570x628, Kusogaki tax[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F32cofg.ogg].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70881999

>>70881853

>> No.70882639

>>70862967
Nobody actually reads this and thinks it's genuine, right?

>>70863582
Biboo doesn't do this stuff though. All she does is stream a lot, she never pretends like the dogs do.

>> No.70882807

Trying to make a naked apron Gooba, imagine waking up to this.
https://files.catbox.moe/hgg1la.png

>> No.70882954

>>70882807
gura wouldn't be in smug mode in the morning

>> No.70882967
File: 111 KB, 610x420, 1705831692118250.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70882967

>>70882807

>> No.70883002

>>70882954
what mode would she be in then?

>> No.70883035

>>70883002
sleepy morning voice mode. we've heard it. though if she's in a naked apron she might be in smug mode cause that can't be normal

>> No.70883337
File: 160 KB, 1536x1280, 1689384897451420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70883337

I want to wake up to Gura every morning...

>> No.70883425

I really really really love gura

>> No.70883506

>>70883425
Yes very good, but I really really really REALLY love Gura.

>> No.70883821
File: 49 KB, 1905x790, [CHAIR CLATTERING].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70883821

>>70882807
>>70883337
same desu

>> No.70883830

gura never got to meet matpat...

>> No.70883996

>>70883506
well I really really really REALLY REALLY love gura

>> No.70884023
File: 564 KB, 850x1086, 1696196170822386.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70884023

I don't love Gura like at all. I only want to use her as a pump and dump T u T

>> No.70884035
File: 1010 KB, 1435x1078, 1681250014593693.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70884035

>>70884023

>> No.70884131

>>70884023
I don't believe you. How could you not love this womanchild?

>> No.70884627

>>70883035
Well what if she ruined her sleeping schedule to such an extent that it was actually fixed then she would be in a smug mood.

>> No.70884859
File: 344 KB, 2556x1364, Fansa 3D Live[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fcb570m.m4a].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70884859

my wife

>> No.70884884
File: 294 KB, 1681x2047, 1682975499340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70884884

>> No.70884939
File: 167 KB, 2000x1122, 1679494910674801.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70884939

Goob night chums

>> No.70885010

>>70884939
Goob night, dino pancake.

>> No.70885433
File: 211 KB, 1350x1800, 1694389143947.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70885433

>>70884939
Sharkdreams

>> No.70885493
File: 4 KB, 346x339, 1706411199665928.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70885493

>> No.70885833
File: 266 KB, 800x800, game ass.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70885833

>> No.70886118

If you met Gura and had 1 minute to impress her, what would you do?

>> No.70886160

>>70886118
Farts and shit myself

>> No.70886166
File: 183 KB, 900x900, 1688246133033036.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70886166

>>70886118
More like 1 minute to plap her

>> No.70886192
File: 85 KB, 1280x691, 1683746567976.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70886192

>>70886118
show her my tummy

>> No.70886582
File: 1009 KB, 1280x720, Feed myself[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fmdy6bj.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70886582

I am actually in love with this little dork for real.

>> No.70888097
File: 240 KB, 1180x1385, hewwo [sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fytu4ai.mp3].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70888097

everybody eeping?

>> No.70888116
File: 2.56 MB, 2554x1430, sharks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70888116

You have to leave the safety of the shadows to go find your shark chumbies.

>> No.70888470

>>70888097
Yes. Now shh.

>> No.70888642
File: 308 KB, 575x446, 1678178517577931.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70888642

>>70888470
ok

>> No.70888677

>>70888470
>>70888642
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.70889269
File: 382 KB, 748x750, gobbel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70889269

I want this cute Goober back :(

>> No.70889286
File: 307 KB, 1448x2048, 1707869238104.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70889286

>> No.70889322

>>70889286
Would ruin this pet's butt T u T

>> No.70889454
File: 74 KB, 505x673, 5427282209.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70889454

ignore all the weird fetish posters and antis, and just know that gura is a wholesome badass.
its gonna be great to see her perform at holofes

>> No.70889486
File: 49 KB, 1019x480, 1697602595365145.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70889486

>>70889454
>Gura... wholesome
kek

>> No.70889515

>>70886166
Imagine the mess, her diet is atrocious so i am 99% sure she have not had a solid bowel movement in the last 5 years

>> No.70889528
File: 1.30 MB, 1205x1514, 1687462423896.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70889528

>> No.70889804
File: 94 KB, 613x903, 484568383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70889804

>> No.70890835
File: 491 KB, 1778x2048, 20240308_080508.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70890835

Wow this looks so good, I want it now

>> No.70891041

>>70889804
cute!

>> No.70891296
File: 108 KB, 896x1280, 1700045772352.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70891296

Look at this little whore

>> No.70891557

>>70889454
I'm not a regular fetishposter but I just wanted to say that fetishposting and loving Gura are not mutually exclusive. Sex with Gura. Thank you.

>> No.70891636

Remember when Gura skipped answering between getting a real life lightsaber OR saving an african child?

>> No.70891844

>>70891636
No, that kind of question just gets filed away under Holo's politics/world affairs avoiding behavior
The correct answer is the lightsaber anyway since it would significantly advance current science

>> No.70891899

>>70891296
That's where my penis belongs T u T

>> No.70892980
File: 3.17 MB, 3060x1895, 1000035708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70892980

>> No.70893539
File: 487 KB, 2504x3440, 1000036278.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70893539

>> No.70894170
File: 2.53 MB, 2894x4093, 1709864253535119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70894170

>> No.70894302

I've been addicted to a game called Kenshin lately. There's a town in the game called Shark, and an NPC called me a shrimp.

>> No.70894340

* "Kenshi"

>> No.70894697
File: 191 KB, 972x1500, 1708216347814433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70894697

>>70894302
>>70894340
Did you name this npc Gura and proceed to make her into your onahole

>> No.70895516
File: 110 KB, 1000x1000, 1682371397569774.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70895516

>> No.70895906
File: 259 KB, 731x603, GIHoAPkXoAE1GXH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70895906

>> No.70896908

Is Hololive hiring?

>> No.70897023
File: 1.99 MB, 2894x4093, 1687523100625086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70897023

>> No.70897124

>>70897023
EAT

>> No.70897694
File: 418 KB, 1584x2112, 1694766868089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70897694

>> No.70897857
File: 428 KB, 1200x858, 8a4e8d189bfa733a19625faf1299b5ea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70897857

My wives like whoring each other out for my pleasure

>> No.70897931

>>70897857
One of them is a pumpkin though ding dong.

>> No.70897942

Hi, tourist here, just remembered the shork exists. How long is the current break?

>> No.70898112
File: 406 KB, 682x662, 1707415158947858.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70898112

>>70897931
Oh she's got pumpkins alright
Complements flat shark like peanut butter and jelly

>> No.70898236
File: 71 KB, 850x1059, 1783452985327532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70898236

>> No.70898363

>>70897942
till next valentines day, as per usual.

>> No.70898510

>>70897942
Coming up on three weeks since the karaoke stream
I don't mind THAT much because at least she gave us a hint as to what she's doing this time (Japan travel/fes), but I hope this doesn't translate into complacency when she gets back

>> No.70898636

>>70897857
They sure do
https://litter.catbox.moe/3nnca8.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/blcnn5.jpg

>> No.70898641
File: 748 KB, 850x1286, 17860928456832065432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70898641

>> No.70898720
File: 235 KB, 1400x1400, 1707411744802186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70898720

>>70898636

>> No.70899042
File: 906 KB, 992x1386, 3e85aa6624ac6f0efa07e730479659cb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70899042

>>70898510
Thanks, keep on holding strong, chumbies. Here's a rabbit for you.

>> No.70899274
File: 412 KB, 850x1202, sample_f4994241df8d6da074fe13b907334e1d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70899274

>>70899042
Much appreciated, rabbitfriend

>> No.70900030

Gura sounds weird...
https://www.youtube.com/live/deoZZVHXULk

>> No.70900407

https://files.catbox.moe/wo9gxq.jpeg

>> No.70900577
File: 2.12 MB, 1344x2240, 00058-2120464700.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70900577

Gooba practicing her moves

>> No.70900674

>>70898510

oh no, that means she'll need another long break to recover before she streams

>> No.70900928
File: 887 KB, 2798x4096, 1693726712953528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70900928

>> No.70901405
File: 1.43 MB, 2838x2882, 1709086541612649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70901405

>>70900407
God I fucking love shark Gura

>> No.70902013

>>70863399
>>70863582
>>70863836
>>70882639
If Gura said anything like that, most of us would be happier than we've been in years. Don't be a hypocrite.

>> No.70902328
File: 29 KB, 576x576, 1684633051792771.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70902328

>>70902013
yeah, you're right... I guess it just feels different because I've "known" her for years, while it still feels to me like they just debuted last week, even though it's been 6 months or so.

>> No.70902752

>>70881275
>>70881728
Retard, Gura was not in Japan these past two weeks. None of the others went yet and Mori said she'd see them next week. Kiara just said that they have to be there soon, Literally not a single person has talked about Gura being in Japan and none of the others have gone there either these last two weeks.
Every time in the past when Gura has gone to Japan, she's liked a bunch of stuff on twitter and told us that she was there. She's not in Japan.

>> No.70903535 [DELETED] 

>>70862423
that means her hymen's gone.

>> No.70903560

>>70902752
>Every time in the past when Gura has gone to Japan, she's liked a bunch of stuff on twitter and told us that she was there.
Anon you keep spamming this but it makes no sense. It's like saying
>Every time bob goes to the grocery store, he tells me he's going, therefore, because he hasn't told me, he's not there.
But if bob a actually goes to the grocery store regularly and only tells you 50% of the time, you would literally think the exact same thing and have no idea that he went there the other 50% of the time. It's an assumption that on its own has no meaning, you're just saying "I only know about X therefore only X exists".

>> No.70903578

>>70902013
I love gura so it would have more of an effect on me. When the other girls do it, it just looks like some kind of courtesy comment.

>> No.70903702

I submitted an application to Hololive. What happens now?

>> No.70903896

>>70903560
Normally, you'd be correct, but the reason your example is bad is because going to the grocery store isn't a big deal or some exciting event where bob gets to do things he doesn't normally get to do. But for Gura, going to Japan IS a big deal, and there's no reason to think she's gone there in the past without telling us. The only time that would've been possible last year was during her 5 months that she was away, but she wasn't talking to us during that period anyway. But now she is, and so there's no reason to think things have changed.

>> No.70904069 [DELETED] 

She won't stream from Japan because she went there with someone just like her second trip.

>> No.70904149

>>70903896
Yeah but then your entire argument has changed to "I feel that she would tell us because it's an uncommon and exciting thing and people usually talk about those", which I think is most likely true, but the part I quoted before still makes no sense and doesn't actually tell you anything.

>> No.70904160

>>70904069
any more rich stories straight from schizo-town?

>> No.70904214

>>70903896
She doesn't need to tell you everything schizochama. When she is in Idol mode she go off from social media and contacts from everything. No one gonna metion her until she say they can.

SO al of us need to wait to MEMEMEMEMEMEME kiara come and start talking because mori can't do it.

>> No.70904267 [DELETED] 

>>70904160
I just hope some of you are paying attention. That's all I'll say for now.

>> No.70904352 [DELETED] 

>>70904267
I just hope you will take your meds at some point. That's all I'll say for now.

>> No.70904390
File: 136 KB, 500x500, 1680226315118391.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70904390

Ah good old cucko.

>> No.70904438 [DELETED] 

>>70903535
Of course it is. Were you actually stupid enough to think she still had it?

>> No.70904562 [DELETED] 

>>70904352
Leaves this week if she hasn't already. Probably left on Wednesday. Will be back by late march.

>> No.70904573

>>70904214
>idol mode
>avoids her fans
I think you should check what Idol means

>> No.70904592

Schizos still screaming again.
Let see what is happening today:
-Niji 3D ignored because Akira Toriyama death
- Niji Yabes are increasing without stop and now JP knows about the contract.
-Anotther stream from the lawyer about the niji contract is happening right now

Sisters just can't catch a break.

>> No.70904695

>>70904214
>When she is in Idol mode she go off from social media
NTA, but it's the opposite. She only communicates when she has to do holo stuff.

>> No.70904926

>>70904695

>> No.70904980

Do you really still believe in her? After she constantly fucks off for weeks if not months over and over again?

>> No.70904985

>>70904695
Graychama...

>> No.70905013
File: 1.14 MB, 1920x1200, 1691051044726019.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70905013

>> No.70905065

>>70904980
She hasn't lied so far. So yeah.

>> No.70905120

>>70904985
alzheimerchama...

>> No.70905198

>>70905120
Poorfag

>> No.70905237

>>70905065
only by omission

>> No.70905280

>>70905237
You omision of been a schizo ehh sister???

>> No.70905681
File: 678 KB, 885x1438, 1679799273400706.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70905681

the trve chvmbvd larper who won't stop talking about nijisanji is way more irritating to me, honestly

>> No.70905779

>>70905237
>>70905681
Why won't you go to you doxxfag shit site then. That's your only place where you cannot stop shitposting about gura and the rest

>> No.70905921

>>70905779
holy esl

>> No.70905973

She streaming today, surely?

>> No.70906112
File: 392 KB, 500x500, 1680566836252482.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70906112

>>70905973
yeah, a golden, delicious, hot stream of piss!

>> No.70906337

>>70903535
>[deleted]
I mean, is that not what she's saying in >>70862423? She said "you can put them in places", not, "you can put them places" So she's saying you can insert them.

>> No.70906417
File: 141 KB, 512x512, 1699971631496445.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70906417

Will cucko ever lose his virginity?

>> No.70906422

>>70905065
what about that stream she was gonna do after valentine's day kek

>> No.70906568

>>70904149
>>70904214
She doesn't need to tell us when she's in Japan, but every other time she's gone she's told us, at least while she's been active. Like I said, she was gone August through January, so if she went during that time, we wouldn't know, but she wasn't active then either, so it wouldn't matter. She's been active now though, or at least she was until two weeks ago. So yes, this time feels different from her previous three trips. And she's never needed this much time to prepare in the past.

>> No.70906626
File: 236 KB, 2048x2048, 1695967013114255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70906626

what the chumbies doin today?

>> No.70906831

>>70906626
Delivering pizzas.

>> No.70906844

>>70904985
He's right though? Gura is only ever active on twitter around the days she's streaming or has meetings or is doing something else with hololive. She's even said that on her off days she tries to stop thinking about hololive and doesn't even log into her accounts. Well, she hasn't logged into her accounts for weeks, so she's probably taking a break before she has to go to Japan. But she didn't say that was her plan.

>> No.70906883
File: 63 KB, 1315x1023, 1702365026828545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70906883

>>70906626
I'm making borgars today

>> No.70906982
File: 67 KB, 1280x720, 1685242358433755.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70906982

>>70906626
Procrastinating at work and playing osrs.

>> No.70907064 [DELETED] 

>>70905237
This. She rarely straight up lies, but she lies by omission every time. She said she was anxious about upcoming fes and expo travel and so she'd be gone, and everyone assumed she meant that she was traveling that week and so she'd be busy planning and getting ready. But she didn't go to Japan and likely still isn't there. She just let everyone believe she was going soon. It's really manipulative.

>> No.70907163

>>70906417
Like oshi, like fan. So you clearly aren't her fan.

>> No.70907210

>>70907064
Your not escaping the schizo allegations.

>> No.70907275

I'm the best chumbie and Gura's favorite.

>> No.70907305

>>70907275
This is my post btw

>> No.70907364

>>70907305
And this is mine

>> No.70907416

>>70907210
And you're* not escaping the ESL allegations.

>> No.70907417

>>70906568
You:>>70904592

>> No.70907452

What songs do you think she could play with the eggshaped maracas she put up her butt?

>> No.70907524

>>70907452
she said "places", so she double teamed herself with them.

>> No.70907919

>>70907452
Rush E

>> No.70908199

You guys are silly

>> No.70908263
File: 740 KB, 852x480, double teamed[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fjnwz0b.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70908263

>>70907524

>> No.70908389

>>70858578
The legs and socks are the best part of this art for me.

>> No.70908802

Why does she pronounce "Here", "her", "plummer", "albuquerque" so uniquely? It is like she is adding 39 wovels and variable cadence and intonation in a single word, i speak very flat but she speaks those words as a since-wave

>> No.70908980
File: 7 KB, 346x339, 1648432802904.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70908980

>> No.70909264

I pushed out a fart and almost pooped.

>> No.70909389

Is this a bot or something?

>> No.70909528
File: 1.19 MB, 498x498, 1708493138903221.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70909528

Why is she doing this to us? Does she hate the fans that are in love with her?

>> No.70909594
File: 67 KB, 900x1200, 49856203569.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70909594

>> No.70909616

>>70909528
No, just me.

>> No.70909758
File: 62 KB, 453x720, 1704513790864798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70909758

>>70909528
>>70909616
Gura hates ME the most! She's doing this out of pure spite for ME!

>> No.70909926

Well she loves me, so I win.

>> No.70909957

>>70904980
>Still
Haven't since, but what do I win?

>> No.70909970
File: 26 KB, 175x161, 1661056454711477.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70909970

Gura is a shark

>> No.70909989

>>70909970
She's also my wife

>> No.70910014

>>70909989
And this is my post

>> No.70910039

Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

>> No.70910068

I really do think she must hate her more parasocial fans. Everything she says nowadays makes it seem like all she wants us to see her as is "haha funny shork". She abandons us again and again and then doesn't care that we miss her.
And she keeps shipping us together instead of with her. It feels like she wants us to find our own happiness because she already has her own.

>> No.70910076
File: 2.38 MB, 1344x2240, 00060-1879640568.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70910076

borgar

>> No.70910081
File: 241 KB, 584x659, 1696048489456248.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70910081

>> No.70910132

>>70910014
No it's not, because that was MY post, and Gura is MY wife.

>> No.70910167

What do you guys mean by all this?

>> No.70910218
File: 249 KB, 2048x1368, 1662516900443215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70910218

>>70910167
That she is a shark, but also my wife. My sharkwife, if you will.

>> No.70910262

>>70910167
I'm in extreme pain because I miss her so fucking much even though she doesn't even think about chumbies at all.

>> No.70910285

beep boop

>> No.70910308
File: 412 KB, 887x713, 1661835645618727.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70910308

>>70910262
You know what to do

>> No.70910361

>>70910308
soon

>> No.70910377
File: 176 KB, 493x250, 1681022339011612.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70910377

>>70910262 same desu
>>70910308 she's waiting for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.70910403

>>70910361
Now.

>> No.70910409

>>70909389
If it can be filtered word for word then ye I’d say so

>> No.70910425

gura mention in kiara stream

>> No.70910447
File: 202 KB, 480x854, 1660944901922856.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70910447

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action