/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Luv me wife, simple as.

>Schedule: TBA
One job.

don't you dare forget

Does shondo actually hate short men or is that a /vt/ meme? It's my only sore spot, so if she talks about height a lot please tell me upfront.

hey did anything interesting happen last thread? I left pretty early on because i didnt want to deal with the antis

>>70855650
She said multiple times that if you're short, just dwarfmaxx.

>>70855650
She does, shes always said so, shes team edward literally just because hes taller, even though he literally got bella killed
nina even tried to snipe some shorter husbands by calling her out on it today
If you want a manlet friendly gfetuber watch Milky

>>70855650
she hates short men depending on how rich they are

atleast shes working hard again
also megane...

>>70855650
She hates short men and is disgusted with them and thinks they'd be better off killing themselves. I'm sorry that you had to find out this way. I think Nina likes short guys or something so you should watch her instead.

>>70855650
she said that as long as you're taller than her you're fine but she is above average height for a woman

>>70855725
Yeah you missed it.

>>70855869
ive already seen it, i left after that

>>70855725
shondo dropped a new alt for us on that thread then deleted it

>>70855896
You don't even know what I'm referring to.

>>70855855
Nah lol Jacob is taller than her but she HATES him even before the groomer arc

>>70855979
true

>>70855554
Holy shit pettan bless you for this
I love that you give her glasses in every other drawing

>>70855650
if you aren't tall, rich and old your only solution is to dwarfmaxx. She wants either Gandalf or Thorin. She may accept a Bilbo if and only if you're rich enough.

PLEASE someone tell me what sealposting is

shondo in my arms

>>70855800
1 hour a day

Studio

>>70856302
she worked very hard today

>>70855979
i guess I'll check it later tonight

Can't believe she doxxed her real name during the gartic collab. I love my wife Sean Doe

>>70856331
Only because she is so stubborn and because shes such a shutin that VR is the closest thing she can actually get to a real friendship.

>>70856082
>old
she wants a young tall chad with abs

>>70856331
She was just idly browsing troubleshooting guides while scrolling twitter

>>70856440
cope youngling, she is only attracted to edward because he is over 100 years old

>>70856440
that young tall chad with abs? me

>>70855995
>Hates Jacob for his groomer arc.
This causes me physical pain. It's such a cool concept. It's an unironcally beautiful concept that couldn't be cleanly integrated into the story. Not only do you have a soul mate, a perfect match, there's absolutely zero question about it when you meet. BANG. You're intertwined for eternity. Badass. Awesome. Beautiful.
>Uh oh your soul mate is a baby
Fuck you Stephanie Meyer.

>lilyhops playing ds1 w/ zweihander just to flex on DarkShonPhil

>>70856820
well of course men will be better at video games than women

she might be a "hard worker" but her work is shit
imagine not being able to get a game to work

>>70856949
You have been at this for like 5 hours lol go do something else

hard at work playing gacha at the club

>>70856949
imagine trying your best in the end

>>70857001
im backreading and it's funny to see the cope

Have you tried being nise to her at least once?

>>70857107
ok fleece

Fallenshadow in an oversized white gown that slips off her shoulders, hair hanging down in front of her face, crawling on all fours chasing you around the house pretending to be the girl from the Ring.

>>70857147
im never mean to her here or not anon. I might disagree with her sometimes but im never mean. i am nise :)

>>70857234
>chasing you
she's getting a foot to the dome if she tries this spooky shit on me

>>70857278
i would say implying she's a lazy fuck-up who can't do simple tasks is mean
so i will nisely disagree with you

>>70857234
>haha okay babe very funny knock it off
>babe?
>She scurries up the wall, onto the ceiling
>starts making this noise at you
https://youtu.be/3lsYYuL4sV4?si=1Q4MtIlGf-WKqhBQ

>>70857013
the real reason the stream ended so early into radio silence
she made up the excuse that the VR didn't work so she could maintain her stamina for da klub

>>70855554
Needs the pantsu + glasses version too.

>>70857451
she is a lazy fuck-up that puts no effort into simple shit she allegedly cares about

vivi only just got the shondaki lmaoooo
professionalism.

lazy then fucks up something simple then throws a tantrum instead of spending time with her "friends"

pet shondo

>>70857554
>>70857596
>>70857627
i would say your three posts are mean anon so maybe consider thinking a niser way to word this

>>70857554
Based and same, I love my lazy ass wife. She has a nice lazy ass

>>70857647
i want to force her to only speak in barks all day and lead her around by a collar

Would Shadow canonically make a nice stew

I dont think you guys love her

[Breathes in]
i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE fallenshadow!!!!!

you retards have the habit of attributing all criticism to one person

>>70857766
Probably stringy with weird chemical overtones

that's because it often is one person

>>70857766
yeah probably and it might even have secret ingredients

>>70857779
I think you should prepare for tomorrow's stream so it doesn't end up like today's

>>70857849
its usually 3-5 people but you think it's one person because you want to believe it is

Thinking about Shondo in this dress and hat. Cute!

lmao at the low quality baits

asuka has a better body than shondo and shondo's actor

There will be a lot of testing and troubleshooting required because Lobby 2 is such a broken shitty game. Too bad Shondo will never see this and go into it all surprised pikachu that there were consequences to not testing again

>>70857907
3-5 people criticizing her yes but they usually have different criticisms, if you can even call it that. at this point it's mostly complaining.
let's not pretend like those 3 posts dumping on her about the same thing seconds apart isn't a samefag or group coordinating

>>70858190
nta but ur wrong lol

>>70858252
maybe so

>>70857596
Get better bait its more like Aus' shit mailing system

I just feel bad for her. You know these issues destroys her and she has been trying her best. Sadly she's retarded and a woman. I wish I could go to her house and solve it for her.

spelling bee reps
that means you as well shondo i hope youve been doing them + wordle, you should get shadowmama to do it alsoshe needs to learn

i wish dr doofenshmirtz was real and could make a womannotberetarded-inator

>>70858305
she does not give a fuck, she pretends to so you idiots will shut up about it

>>70858305
She can f
Google hersgeolf

>>70858450
nuh uh

>>70858190
If there were 3-5 people, I would expect one to be mildly witty or entertaining, but it all reads like it's from a lame 15 year old.

>>70858450
eslchama

>>70858450
move on fleece

>>70858490
i think it's more like 3 people who post and different times

anti thread

>>70857779
unfortunately i do love her which only causes me pain on a day to day basis since she doesnt love me or know who i am

>Shondo is in the hospital
>Go to visit her
>She's unresponsive
>coma-mode
>Overcome with emotion you shake her shoulder, hoping to elicit a response
>get more forceful
>She flips to onto her back
>the blanket falls off and you can see her bare, flat, pale chest
what do you do

>>70858588
rape

>>70858556
The sooner you learn that she dosent care about you either way and can’t even feel positive emotions for others the better

I discovered the gremlin a few days ago and I'm not sure if it's helping me get over my wife leaving me or making it worse because my wife was similar in a lot of ways to this vtuber.

Either way I will continue to watch my mental health degrade day by day. Thanks Shondo, love ya

>>70858517
he was actually coherent
>>70858588
run my fingers along her collarbones and play with her hair for an hour or so before posing her arms and hands like a jojo character and taking photos to show her when she wakes up

>>70857596
retard, Vivi was talking about getting the Milky dakimakura, someone gifted it recently

you retards enjoy LARPing like she's not a waste of life and I enjoy reminding you how retarded you are for thinking so

>>70858684
only shondo can demoralise me, not you

>>70857596
>your bait is so bad you're just making up lies now
Why bother lying about something so easily disproven? Vivi's had the daki since August.

https://x.com/vividlyASMR/status/1695999624321065105?s=20

>>70858690
I divorced my IRL menhera ex-wife many years ago, am now on my mental ascendancy arc.

bit lazy but i chucked
i wont take the knee i will merely nod respectfully

>>70858556
get your 2view side hoe

>>70858919
Then go simp for someone that doesn't have contempt for you

>>70859001
go fuck yourself

>>70858684
or try hard and she will care about you. happened to me recently

>>70858978
do share please, King T

>>70858834
Baited you

>>70859034
yes if you're so emotionally starved one reply from a stranger makes you happy then you should definitely stay here

>>70859089

>>70859041
i don't have a side hoe
>inb4 ft
that's a man

if you work hard enough you too can get a crumb of respect from someone who doesn't know you

They're right, if you go to other vtubers they will actually read your messages and have a conversation with you, even off stream on discord or twitter. Imagine being actually treated with some respect by someone instead of simply being led on for months as a means to an end. Fact is she realized she didn't need husbands anymore and will slowly whittle down the numbers as her viewer count goes up, roping in some newfag whales while shes at it until she eventually just kills off the entire husband meme and gets rid of the hangers on once and for all.
The writing is on the wall, you can either avert your eyes or see the light.

>>70859147
>that's a man
we already know you're gay

Huh, did Shondo make Lily want to play DS1? She's even doing the same build
That's really cute

Why are grown men fighting over whether a vtuber respects and loves them and shitting on each other for it? Get over the parasocial shit and just enjoy the content lmao

>>70859434
did he sperg out on twitter because he wanted to know if it was okay to groom ft or not?

>>70859432
That's nice, bye then! Have fun with your new chuuba. Bye! You can leave the thread now!

>>70859515
>Get over the parasocial shit and just enjoy the content
The 'parasocial shit' is the content.

>>70859525
She gave the greenlight we can groom him collectively. He loves us equally just like she loves us equally

Nooo uhh she doesn’t only care about money because she ummmm read my message when I errrr gave money to her

well, rushia still has simps so shondo should be fine you guys seem fine being cucked since then you get to white knight for her and make excuses

>>70859475
Yeah she's trying to show how its done

>>70859615
im going to win though lmao?

>>70859432
Fuck are you even on about? There's no way you get any real enjoyment or depth from "having a conversation" with vtubers. You're upset because the virtual girl wants more money? Why is that a bad thing? If you care for her you should know that she pays for her family of 7 to live in their home that they have because of her.

>>70859515
what content?

>>70859434
no, i'm shondosexual and i would never cheat anyway
>>70859525
you'll have to take that up with shondo if you want to argue whether i'm grooming or not

>>70859515
last stream: being retarded about the collab, then during the collab she throws a tantrum because she was retarded

two streams ago: outside of zatsu it was nothing but bad gameplay

>>70859740
cute anime girls talking and (usually) failing miserably at video games

If you people hate her so much why do you obsess about her all day? Surely you can just go watch all of these 2views that you like so much more and won't shut up about then? Why are you here all day every day?

>>70859739
you actually believe the internet stripper's back story? lmao, lol.

Can someone explain to me what the point of this thread is?

>>70859848
you think it's all one person because you are retarded and schizo. In the real world people come in and out drop a shitpost then leave

i was sad about being so busy at work that i couldn't watch the stream today and now that i return home i find that i accidentally willed the universe to block her from joining
i feel sick and sadder and like i should be murdered im so sorry shadow im so sorry soya

>>70859739
>There's no way you get any real enjoyment or depth from "having a conversation" with vtubers.
you should just go watch filian or someone instead, i dont think youre cut out for this streamer

>>70859965
One guy shitposting in the thread and others responding for some reason. Welcome to /shon/.

>>70859986
eslchama go shit yourself

>>70859853
I wear this unironically in public, so yes...

>>70859965
megane....

>>70859989
Dw she was gon ditch no matter what

shummy
Why was she freaking out about drawing this? It's about the same level of lewdness as the micro bikini art which she claimed it was fine and even showed her family and they found cute.

>>70860092
it suits you

>>70859739
>Being taken advantage of and lied to is a good thing because it pays for a bunch of lazy scrounges to subsist
Shondo fans will bend time and space to defend her.

>>70860050
>real conversation
>money money skibidi toilet money women money otis money

>>70860193
because she was imagining things while doing it

>>70860209
kneel to our power chud

if you don't want to play along with the stripper's sob story you don't belong here

>>70860267
That is the nu-Shondo experience, yes. It wasn't always this way but the newfag tourists have ruined it.

>>70860206
No shit it suits me I'm fucking autistic. Which part of
>>70860092
>unironically

Didn't make sense to you?

>>70860185
Shit yourself.
>>70860209
Yes that's the power of love, retard

i believe her even when i know she is fibbing because i am unironically in love with her

>>70860385
>tourist
you'll be gone by 2040

>>70860385
tourists haven't done shit, she wants people to throw money at her while she's a bitch to them, it works for her

I like Shondo a whole lot and enjoy spending time with her. She's incredibly kindhearted and I respect the crap out of her for what she's been able to accomplish, despite utterly abhorrent circumstances. If I can make a mentally ill British girl smile and feel like she's appreciated and not taken for granted, that's enough for me. The whole rat race thing never made sense to me. I'm not in competition with anyone. I love my wife. She loves me too.

>>70860503
so you admit you enjoy being used by a stripper because you love her, good to know

shondo stop coming here to neg yourself when you're feeling down
you will not and cannot make me love you less

We know that she is lying, she knows that she is lying, she even knows that we know she is lying, we also know that she knows we know she is lying too, she of course knows that we certainly know she knows we know she is lying too as well, but she is still lying.

>>70859848
sperg rage
Jealous that other non-spergs get more attention, misplaced anger because wife did not do exactly what you expected her to do in situation X (based on recorded verbal specifications! Or your advice!).
Too much of a moron or a coward to realize this, man up and leave

whatever anti thread, see you real shoggas. fuck off anti shoggers

>cunny I hate women haha laugh now please I’m disabled
>penis sex joke give me money I need to provide for my parents siblings and my child who all live in the same room as me
>trans rights
Average shondo stream

>>70860611
How do we know she is lying I'm a newfag

>>70860618
>other non-spergs get more attention
this is blatantly untrue since some of the biggest spergs and retards get the most attention in the community. its all about HOW you sperg

>>70860709
spoken like a true sperg. Argue the details while missing the point.

the fact that the anti posts become more incoherent and incessant when she doesn't stream shows how much her absence hurts us all
/shon/ is probably the slice of 4chan filled with the most love, it sucks that we're all too autistic to express it constructively

>>70860709
what's considered sperging elsewhere is not sperging in our safe space

> cunny haha nooo stahp u guys are going too far
> i'm so disabled and my family lives in squalor we're so close to being homeless
> random annoying noises
> women are so hot dude

>>70860755
if you want me to listen to your point you should say something that isnt factually inaccurate first

>>70860823
I don't care whether you understand

>>70860857
way to miss the point

>>70860803
shondo shut the fuck up, you think we don't realize this shit? you think we would stick around for years if this is all there is too it? go relax or something, you'll feel better tomorrow

>>70860803
>> women are so hot dude
this is accurate and a good thing
it is patrician and cute and sexy when you show you let your yuri lust take over Shondo. I'm glad you've gotten over the asexual fib and let this side out more often. have fun with Nina whenever that trip happens :>

>>70859848
Someone actually admitted this in /lig/ a couple weeks ago
>I am obsessed with Shondo
>I want personal attention from Shondo that I don't feel like I'm getting.
>When I see other people getting the kind of attention that I want, it makes me feel like there's something wrong with me or inadequate.
>These feelings are uncomfortable and make me want to lash out
The goal is literally to shit themselves hard enough, make it seem like their unhinged view is actually the majority opinion in the community, and make Shondo distance herself from the people that genuinely like and care about her.

Can't believe Shondo's recent cope mechanism is to shitpost on /shon/. Go back to draw guro please

>>70860924
>you think we would stick around for years if this is all there is too it
Thats all there is to it now, the golden days are over. Once you realize this you will either have to become the eternal happyNodder or find a 2view side hoe.

>>70861008
'shit yourself' anon confirmed from the groomcord, concerned that their stranglehold on shondo is being removed and trying to run a counter-narrative on /lig/ and /here/ that there must be a menhera shogger trying to undermine 'genuine like and care'

>>70860924
if you haven't noticed the pattern by now, I feel sad for you

>>70861053
good luck with your 2view
>>70861133
i could say the same

>thread

>>70861053
Ok so you're going to go watch a 2view now right? Bye!

have fun arguing with SEAniggers and antis all night. gn, i will win :)

>>70861249
Only when my main hoe (twitch tv fallenshadow) isn't live. Maybe even sometimes when she is. You'll never find me :)

>>70861309
>have fun
thanks, that's the plan, goodnight king

>>70861309
>Shits up the thread by attacking Shondo and Shoggas alike
>Leaves
>Shitposting stops
Too obvious, you will be gone by summer.

>>70861309
You won't win if you can't handle a few SEAniggers (also because I will)

anybody wanna talk about rape and dismembering Shondo or what

>>70861390
ripping off shondo's left arm and beating her up with it

>>70861008
her entire gimmick is being parasocial and most of her money comes from people wanting her attention so she needs to FOMO bait

>>70861309
goodnight tuffnar Smile

>>70861466
dont fall for the groomers narrative

>>70861467
>hitting Shondo with her own limb
>Stop hitting yourself
>Stop hitting yourself
>Why are you hitting yourself
>Stop hitting yourself Shondo

cutting off one of shondos fingers and keeping it in a little light purple box with a dark purple ribbon on the lid

>>70861490
why are you replying to your king and pretending he is you, tuffnar? he took you under his wing and this is how you repay him?

>>70861129
that's not me idiot and don't add me to the list of husbands you get autistic (derogatory) about
actually I think it is more likely someone made that /lig/ post insincerely. someone that fucked would go to her email

>>70861490
That's clearly somn, dumbass

>>70861541
>hitting Shondo with her own bowels
>Stop shitting yourself
>Stop shitting yourself
>Why are you shitting yourself
>Stop shitting yourself Shondo

>>70861603
anon... take a look...
>>70861578
his is a king, not my king, make sure you get it right next time lil bro

>>70861639
>everyone wants to disembowel Shondo
>no one wants to get her shit on their hands

A small confession: I'm a normal balanced human who loves my wife ("balanced" being a relative term around here), and I "shit yourself" post now because I think it's really funny.
(I didn't make these recent posts though, they're terrible)

>>70861639
I admit I chuckled at this stupid post

>>70861639
you cooked something umami there husbro ngl

>>70861706
no... King T fell to the clutches of groomcord?

>>70861756
its a shame that they will get ran into the ground just like every other recent emergent meme

>>70861870
please don't call me a groomer that's not very nise Smile

>>70862016
Yeah, it only really works in moderation. That's ok though, I'll save it for later.

pulling shondos teeth out with pliers and putting them under her pillow for the tooth fairy and then sneaking into her room at night and replacing the teeth with a standard size 12.4kg gold bar

>>70861870
i operate independently
>>70862087
you're not me but you are right thanks for looking out

>>70861040
I unironically think that shondo would be a very good shitposter, and would likely improve board quality

impersonate me, take the phrase too you spiritually bankrupt retards
you'll never guess my true face, and it will be your responsibility when some faggot says it in chat

shondo grabbing my hand trying to show me some stupid shit in a gacha game and I smack her then throw her phone outside so she has to go look for it

>>70862328
shit yourself

I nose powder

>>70862482
alright i'll wait for you

searching for "shit yourself" in the archive is an interesting journey.
it's not super recent, and also not /shon/ native, but no other community has embraced it like ours

I will never come for you

>>70862169
i'm still a little confused why you are trying to act like me but you seem nice so it's ok I guess Smile

>>70862328
shit yourself, King T amalgamates what he pleases into his personality and posts where and what he wants

>>70862308
who do you think takes over the thread on a daily basis?

KT sounds more obnoxious and autistic than the average shondo fan

>>70862716
It's certainly not Shondo. Shondo is funny.

>>70862828
>Shondo is funny
who do you think she gets her jokes from?

>>70862903
cute doggie

>>70862946
Forest Elder and Eldest Critter

>>70863121
>**** is really FE
i believe it

Shondo groomed me into having weird sexual fetishes that scare me and make me uncomfortable

>>70863231
weak kid, ngmi

>>70863231
that's the one sinister thing about my wife, she degenerates the part of your brain that handles attraction until no other woman would be able to tolerate it

>>70863231
Have you considered not being like that?

just thought about her current mood again and teared up

I really feel like beating her up tonight even though I know she's feeling like shit

>>70863231
i dont really think anything she [claims] is into is particularly weird or obscure. she isn't sexually interested in guro (feel free to prove me wrong) and ryona and strangling is baseg and normal

I love my gold digger of a wife

>>70863519
Go to bed Tuffnar

I just want to emotionally tear down shondo to the point she cant get better anymore, push her off the deep end both out of hatred and love for her

>>70863696
ew, Im, not him

she's not feeling like shit, i should beat her for pretending to be depressed

>>70863005

>>70863717
Oh my bad then, have a good night shogga

>>70863784
thanks you too

I'm worried about her and thinking about her a lot but I dont want to say anything because I dont think anything I say will make her feel better

>>70863904
you're right, she knows she's being retarded and doesn't want sympathy

>>70862576
watch this wiggly + L
>>70862631
thanks shogga, finally someone who appreciates the value of my personality
>>70862749
obnoxious to you, not autistic, certainly built different. it takes talent to be a husband as good as myself
>>70863696
i'm very eepy but i need to stay up and you guys, my shoggas, are of great help to me :3

What if you snapped a rubber band on Shondo's nippels and watched them get hard

i dont need to say anything else on the topic because i said how i felt earlier in the night in the thread and i know she will read it and know it was me

>>70863904
im struggling with this too
i fully know that sometimes you just need to be sad alone, or at least away from people who just want to help you cheer up
empathy doesn't make it easy thoujgh
im gonna try to be productive and take my mind off things, i hope you can find a path too

You just know that people with legacy DM access abused it earlier tonight.
"UUUUUU wifey i feel so bad for you UUUUUU"
mouzGPT probably was live sending google search results to her

>>70864021
this one always gets me.
the little movements she would make, the noises, some stifled, that would escape her lips, watching her bare chest rise and fall with her breaths...

>>70863985
I know we joke about you sometimes but I think you are legitimately a funny dude and you make me laugh. You seem to have a good heart and are the perfect amount of autistic for someone like Shondo. My only advice for you would be not to be as hard on yourself as you are now. I unironically wish you all the best man

FT simping hard

>>70864485
wow this is really nise anon thank you, a lot. how do you figure i'm hard on myself? i mean i am but what do i do to make you think that
>inb4 jk lol

>>70864485
Get a fucking room holy shit.
>>70864689
Take it to dm's or a love hotel but either way just fuck off.

go be gay somewhere else

>>70864855
its one (1) person

T is only as funny as the recent threads have made him. If we stopped baking for a week he would run out of materiel.

>>70865067
great, should be easier for them to fuck off

pretty gay but I love the positivity this is close to what shondo would want good job guys just a little less shaft stroking and we can save /shon/ with niseness

>>70865124
I don't give a shit about whoever this is, and you should consider suicide.

>>70865296
shit yourself then be nise, headass

we already have fake positivity we don't need fag positivity

>>70865296
weird because he said you really cared about him shondo

Shondo intended future audience is a sea of Neoskys and Mr Vitos, endlessly greeting each other and sending gift subs and emotes.

>The loli is actually an ancient eldritch god
>She teases you
>Flaunts her pale, delicate little body
>arouses your concupiscible appetite
>lifts her dress showing you she's got on no undies
>takes your hand, invites you touch her
>"You know you want to"
>Grabs at your bulge
>Undoes your belt
>Looks up at you, literal heart eyes as she pulls down your trousers
>grabs hold of your hog and guides you into her
>"You idiot"
>The second you're completely in her she lets loose the goo she'd been holding back
>Dick instantly turned into liquid
>Vacuum suction cunny, can't pull yourself free
>A tentacle snakes it's way into you.
>Where your prick used to be is now just a hole, the tentacle's point of entry
>It penetrates your bladder, shooting its own goo
>Like stomach acid on steroids it breaks down and melts everything it comes into contact with
>It feels like liquid fire consuming you
>She dissolves you from the inside and sucks you up.

>>70865424
why take the time to type like a nigger?

melty

>>70864855
>>70864855
you missed the people bringing my name up in the first place
and fuck you this thread needs more nise but i'll admit it gets cancerous to namefag
also those aren't me

you fed into the namefagging and now I have to think about /here/ whenever I see your name in chat
it stains messages I'd otherwise like
you're feeding into it now too
just stop

>>70865538
NTA but I think ebonics is funny. sheeeeeeeeeit

>>70865637
They're worse than you, but that's no excuse to escalate. Just fuck off, I'm tired of hearing about you.

>>70865727
You would have to think about that anyway since his messages are almost entirely built from threads here.

>>70865727
shut up shondo shouldnt you be crying right now

>>70863904
I'm not worried because she didn't give any avenue of communication to use to express concerns. Then again even if there was one (I'll ignore that some people can still DM even if they claim they don't) it would just be bombarded with the same emote spam and useless 'help' that the chat is anyway so its probably for the better. I wish she trusted me more but here we are.

she isnt /here/ morons she is only just coming back from the klub

fake crying in da klub

shondo left stranded after going to the klub

shondo isn't in da klub. she's phoneposting /here/ take your meds.

shondo is busy at work trying to cook up the next hit meme on /shon/ to try and get people to out themselves as being /here/

>>70867080
Shondo does really good doodles. Lots of personalty, lots of sovl.

one of these days someone in the club is gonna drug her.

>>70867293
sovl of a thief

>>70867315
yeah, me

klub slut

>>70867315
Implying it hasn’t happend yet

>>70867478
i had myself in mind actually.

hitting up all klubs and pubs lookin for shondo and shadowmama, shondo very angry when shadowmama sees my car and tries to seduce me for my wealth

>>70867502
implying she doesn't want to be drugged

i hope shes ok

>>70867789
me too anon. :)

>>70867789
she's enjoying herself at da klub

just spotted her leaving bluebox

>radio silence after all that happened
not good.

the barbies go klubbing together and shondo ends up drugged and lost in a city unfamiliar to her, vague memories of multiple people from the night before their faces all blurred together. She rises covered in dirty water from the puddle below her the brand new clothes and hairdo she got all for the girls night out ruined, she sees in her reflection that her face is covered in bruises

If Shondo was /here/ I would call her racial slurs

is RA ok? this must be really hard on him...

>>70868634
what are you waiting for? go on then.

she feels soreness all over the outside of her body and something warm sliding down her thighs

keep your chin up big cat. things will get better

>>70868382
the barbies would never drug and rape her and nina would never let her out of her sight (she probably had her on a lesh)

>>70868634
Shes an honorary brown

>>70868382
>the cute outfit and hair for the big night on the town ruined
great detail anon hell yeah

Shondo in the springtime in a yellow sundress and those gladiator shoes girls wear with all those straps that go up the leg. hot

holding shondo and telling her everything will be okay as she cries into your chest
shondo tiring herself out and falling asleep, gently laying her down in bed
trying to fix her technical problems for 4 hours and failing

what did she mean by that?

you keep Shondo in your nightly prayers right anon

>>70870071
she didnt say anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQejNoTkv-0

>>70870360
my very existence is a prayer for her.

goodnight shoggas, and goodnight shondo since I know youre /here/

>>70870416
follow the seal

>>70870360
the only thing i pray for is personal interaction with shondo and then when i wake up and know another day will go by without it i suffer further damage

>>70870564
god hates you

>>70871035
thats not nice shondo i hope you really hurt your head for being mean to me

>>70861466
she should go back to having episodes every other stream and deleting vod that will drive traffic

She's cancelling tomorrow. Calling it now

>>70871035
i don't think anyone god shows favor towards is going to find their way here.

>>70871525
what happened?

>>70871685
the consequences of her own retardation

she hit her head, what a dumbo

>>70871685
bonked her head getting out of the bath

I Imagine a gong sound as she smack her head on the tub and her skull reverberates
https://youtu.be/VaN5aiO3Qcg?si=W38vDPLXc4KyhnwW

>>70871889
shes fine her head has a lot of air like a bag of chips

i wonder what kind of sound it made
i fell head first onto tiled floor before and it sounded like a bowling ball

>>70872151
will her head be normal size now

I am sure when Shondo "fixes" VR Chat, she will give a detailed explanation about what was wrong and what she did to fix it.

>>70872623
50% chance she says it magically works

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu4MC3fLSZ8

>>70872710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImKY6TZEyrI

>>70868658
fuck now I get this post, RIP

no homo but sometimes I imagine spooning with Shondo but I’m the little spoon

well i dont

Why do so many of you here still watch shondo despite antagonising her at every move? Normal fucking people go find a different chuuba by this point

>>70872875
they are catholics

>>70872757
Shogga hivemind, I was listening to this as you posted

>>70872858
why would your wife clinging onto you for warmth be gay

>>70864689

I’ve just seen some of your Twitter posts and it seems like you beat yourself up over things sometimes even when you’re trying your best. Also I wasn’t joking, I was legitimately being serious, have a good night senpai

>>70872875
its literally just a handful of people shitting up the threads
the rest is normal

>>70872858
I'm way too tall for that. She wouldn't be able to spoon me properly at all. And I can't duck her while she sleeps if she's behind me

>>70872875
The thread anti is Shondo, please be understanding.

nobody normal is watching Shondo, fuck off boobros

>>70873008
Odds that shondo has typed something negative about herself here to see if anyone agrees or jumps on it to confirm her own insecurities?

>>70872875
are you paranoid schizo or just retarded? she's not here, and even if she was why would she give a fuck about what her pay pigs say about her?

>>70873146
It happens literally every thread.

I get upset and jealous sometimes and I'll start talking about how she values specific people more than the rest but I still love her.

>>70872875
What the sperg rager lacks in artistry, imagination, attractiveness, height, and being fun at parties, they more than make up for in shitpost endurance.

>>70872623
>>70872678
okay I criticize her but this is some lazy critique

every western chuuba is /here/ ego searching themselves, why do you think shondo, the terminally online shut-in with the most need to connect with others online wouldn't be?

>>70872901
I don’t antagonize her you fuck

>>70873236
that's a yike

>>70872875
shit yourself

>>70873205
Interesting, I will proceed to confirm her insecurities every thread until she's in a more vulnerable state and most ripe to groom, from there I will ensure her all her insecurities will fade if she sells her shondussy at $10/hr

>>70873345
*shits your pants*
how about that?

>>70873250
they are implying she made it up

>>70873327
Speaking truth to power is never a yike, shogger.
>>70873379
That will aid the current groomer narrative, but they have multiple years headstart on you, so you should countersignal them first to ruin their plans before doing it yourself.

>>70871717
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

>>70873281
now you're being antagonistic, shondo is not pathetic enough to need to "connect" with her paypigs here

>>70873384
*teleports the shit into your mouth*
what now

>>70873425
>ruin their plans
Why would I restart all my progress? Its like wiping a save file you've put many hours into

>>70873443
right, and the constant allusions to being here and addressing of /here/ rrats is just pure coincidence? take your prescribed medication

>>70873345
Why does this dumb fucking post make me laugh so hard every single time I see it

>>70873410
there's a thread of sense to many critiques but "it just started working on the dozenth thing I tried" is perfectly plausible

Reminder that despite this thread being absolute garbage it is the closest thing to her ideal of (You) and also the only way to get truthful and honest feedback even if it is sandwiched between yesmen and antis.

>>70873561
nothing said here is unique and if she's as much of an attention whore as you imply then why would she not do more watchalongs or hang out with her chuuba friends off stream instead?

>>70873561
Shondo doesn't actually know what /vt/ is, she's too tech illiterate at this point. She's just seen and heard the references over the past few years and has caught on to pretend to be in the know

>>70872940
i would have to blogpost to explain so i won't, but yeah that's sorta what it is. you have a good night too anon :) thanks

>>70873728
she does

Shes got too old, senile. She doesn't know how to turn on the computer anymore. Its shover.

>>70873281
in a way it makes some sense for someone who genuinely would end up despondent under a table if they read mean words to resist it
the majority of vtuber girls are just mildly depressive hopped up on ssris and overemphasize their mental struggles to excuse catty behavior like constant egosearching and fighting

>>70873774
You should have emailed her, she loves it.

she might be a retarded gold digging stripper, but she's not pathetic enough to stalk /here/

I'm usually anti /here/ posting because its funny to be contrarian but now you guys are switching to it I'll have to start being a /here/ poster.

>>70873877
>not pathetic enough
Idk man have you seen her meltdowns? Theyre kinda hot desu

>>70873839
computer? she can barely get out of the bath
she is speedrunning old age

>>70873948
her meltdowns are over acted

>>70873594
its so stupid its funny aslong as it isnt spammed constantly
you lower your guard and it hits like a truck each time

>>70873742
funny post

From now on I'm an anti since she's here and will read my posts
Shondo isnt entertaining and I think she should grow tits and drop the cunny act, she would make a better hag
She should also do a thighcam because its really offensive that she hasn't yet and is upsetting to minorities

>>70874033
Can't blame her. I want the monkey to dance and make noise, she sure does

>>70874171
Shondo you said you would go to sleep.

>>70874171
not convincing enough. you have to talk about other vtubers and how great their tits are

i want to impregnate shondo so her completely flat chest grows the smallest of breasts for me to play with

>>70874341
if by some miracle she got pregnant her nipples would eclipse each other

>>70874171
pale poster

>>70873859
since you insist cause it does look that way:
it's something i handle comfortably, it's really not something anyone needs to worry about for me and i don't want anyone to. there's no sympathy to be had or trauma to be dumped, i just want to be honest and clear about it.

>>70874433
you could just shut the fuck up instead

I think shondo should have tits the size of milky's, or at the absolute smallest shylily, she has already branched out through the pedo market, there's no more people in that community to advertise to, unless she starts swinging around a fat pair of honkers and bring in the normies

>>70874396
i'll make it happen, making her happy is my life goal

she's not tired of cunnyposting and she loves annoying the fuck out of people so she'd start a new indietuber instead

Shadowmama would have debuted already but Shondo won't let her because she is afraid that she will be surpassed and left behind.

love my idiot baby wife

>>70874502
yep that's the plan, stuff like it worth explaining at least once though

>>70874654
her mom has a better voice but that's only because she's not pretending to be a retarded child on the internet

You guys are attracted to a child

>>70874796
no, i'm attracted to a childish mid 20s english woman

>>70874654
The fact that this is true is both funny and sad

>>70874780
>pretending

>>70874796
she's not a child she's only pretending to be a retarded unfunny loli to piss people off and make money

no she is just finding the one
aka me

>>70874887
>pretending

last for insane forsen reaction https://youtu.be/hoRX46MvY1k

she wants to be an oil prince's shitty cat

baby

>>70874796
:)

Shondo would make enough money for her whole family to retire by 2025 if she opened a fansly with a whale tier that offers a footjob

last for i love shondo and the actress who portrays her more than anything else in the world

last for my eternal and undying love for shondo

>>70875141
Thats a child

>>70874964
when lobotomy becomes legal I will enjoy this

>>70875180
no, thats fallenshadow who i love very much

Cannibalising shondo

>>70875180
out of 10

>>70875213
Forsen or babytime?

>>70875311
You love a child aka loli
You are either middle east or being monitored closely by feds

>>70875420
no, i love fallenshadow
i dont see why you struggle with this concept

this dumb bitch is gonna die just like toriyama cuz she's too menhera to see a fucking doctor