/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>70872322
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1764445960917147980
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

>>70872340
Remember to get your movie for the upcoming watchalong of "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1" on Saturday.

Anon's MEGA link, 2.5GB, HEVC, 1080p
https://mega.nz/file/BnkwULpZ#_NzZsnTTFuUcUMmIglmvIEaPJVTr2_1MQNcL8tD62Pg

>>70872355
Verboten, just like she doesn't talk about not wearing panties anymore

Rissa butt

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft more than anyone in the whole world

Thanks for the cute op picture

Are they worse than fuwamoco?

Rissa's sideboobs and armpits

I love my cool wife.

>>70872625
By a considerable amount

>>70872707
The dogs have lower ping, not a fair comparison.

Sadhe I've had to leave for work after the 1 hour mark, gonna watch the vod this one for sure. I hope she collabs with zeta more, girl is a cutie

aren't girls cutest when they're almost retarded?

>>70873923
>almost

>>70872625
Man I don't even watch the dogs but they got local play and twin super powers what do you think

>>70873923

Did they earn it?

wow they actually beat it

>>70874254
My erection? Yes, it's well deserved. They may enjoy it whenever.

You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.

>>70874520

I miss her already...

>>70873923
"almost"

>>70874254
Nerissa earned a new wife

Throw me a bone Nerissa. I need a watchalong of another movie autistic male NEETs can enjoy, I'm dying over her.

2 hr quota reached, off for 4 hours of pillow talk with manechan

Nerissa ignore him, you are doing fembirds a great service with the twilight watchalong

>>70874753
Fembirds are all dykes who don't care for Twilight.

Nerissa ignore them, have sex with me

https://twitter.com/baovtuber/status/1765969295442678237

>>70874803
I care for Bella/Alice and that's it

NERISSA PLEASE DO A GUNDAM WATCHALONG

welp, ill see you retards for the twilight watchalong

>>70874824
This is the real reason she wanted her tits out. Can't let Bao be the only whore

>>70874865
an anime watchalong in general sounds like a good idea

>>70874933
There's no cleavage or shading there they look like shit

Not the best collab I have to say, Zeta tried a lot to make conversation but Rissa was very dry. The only moment she really engaged was while talking about Twilight. I understand it's her current fixation but she should really try.

>>70874824
She's just sleeping?

>>70874824
>deleted
hmmm

bao seems pretty good at singing, idk if bao sings on stream but her singing together with rissa could be pretty good.
https://youtu.be/-BFNFzgnnkQ?si=7-eJDHJwxEc_QOB9

>>70875273
Just fixed the date, it looks like. It's still on
https://twitter.com/baovtuber/status/1765971905172177087

>>70875389
>implying rissa will sing without a gun to her head

>>70875389
I liked some of the songs she had put out a while back, but she ended up with the twitch crowd where its just talking about haha DICKS VAGS

>>70875389
I swear to God I've heard this voice before like fucking years ago but I can't remember where.

https://x.com/nerissa_en/status/1765973585493909860?s=20
Chatting stream Sunday

Zatsubros...we're so back
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1765973585493909860

Stay strong, Jailbirds.

>>70875681
52 Hearts was one of the songs she did a while back if it rings a bell

The good old 'I miss you guys' to keep us in check. Using the laziest option that is SC reading stream.

There’s still hope bros…we’re gonna make it

>>70875728
>>70875734
She saw the early thread...

>>70875894
It seems pretty manipulative

>>70875937
Because that's what it is. She had every chane to do early streams pre collabs, yet never did it. That's not missing someone.

>>70875728
>>70875734
Evil witch already easing me into no schedule weeks of the future

>>70875681
Hikaru station

management reminded her we exist

Does this chick know she's in Hololive?
What is with her being incessant in bringing in all these cancerous twitch streamers into shit?

>>70876056
"Hey Rissa your paycheck is gonna be smaller next month, you need to farm more SC".

Just because you're getting raped in global doesn't mean you can come here

>>70875894
She said the same thing while in the Maldives

>>70876100
She wants to be an indie with the Hololive paycheck.

>>70876100
She's having fun

>>70876100
Get fucked holokek

Love the sudden influx of new IPs

hai douzou...

>>70876163
And she'll keep doing it. It's the easiest sweet nothings to say.

>>70875088
She has autism please be patient

>>70876356
>Nerissa Ravencroft liked this tweet

>>70876052
holy shit, yeah that's it. no idea she became a vtuber. small world

>>70874803
Even as a tween I thought twilight was dumb and gay.

>>70876356
kek

>>70876555
and now you're the one who's dumb and gay kek

>>70876263
BASED

Nerissa will end tribalism with the power of sex

Nerissa will start tribadism with the power of sex

I think it has become clear that Nerissa was a sleeper agent enlisted by Vshojo to corrupt Hololive internally. Think about it. Why was she so determined to join Hololive and literally no other agency? Why else would she spend so little effort on content, but spends so much time networking with both talent and management??? Odds are she is attempting to gain access to company secrets to pass along to Kson directly.

>>70877070
Nerissa literally said once if she was millionaire, she would do nothing but music. She joined holo cause it's the closest thing to her ideal. Collabing with her friends is just a bonus.

Rissa, I KNOW you are here reading this.
Just remember, all your sins will be forever forgiven as long as you do a DS1 NG+7 perma gravelorded SL1 playthrough.

Get bumped get bumped get bumped

Nerissa just know I am Korean and our babies would be the cutest fucking babies ever, holy shit Asian babies are adorable.

>>70877070
I feel sorry for you, cuckbirds. Your oshi is a literal whore.

>>70882018
Yeah, mine

>>70882018
My whore specifically

>>70882191
Yeah, and the six other guys she fucks every week. Literally everyone who's friends with Bao is a massive slut.

>>70882335
All me btw

>>70882335
All me, even the anon above is me

>>70882191
>>70882280
>>70882375
>>70883130
kek, cuckbird cope

Nerissa should play stalker

>>70877070
Dumbass.

There is no /shig/ up so you guys will have to do.

I hate evil. I fucking hate it so much. I want God to destroy all evil in the world and spare nobody.

I had to catch the VOD because I was tired from work, come back and we're running down the list of crazies. Advent really getting piled on with the loonies. At least this last collab was cute, see you sane people for the watchalong.

Sex with

the shigger

>>70874824
I don't like this all bao talks about is sex and she's probably gonna pry into nerissas love life

>>70884494
That would be the ideal scenario as her getting burned properly would put an end to her collab retardation. Unfortunately, they are not strangers so bao is unlikely to fuck her over.

Sex with a fembird

>>70883484
It’s kind of amazing how Shiori can’t even be bothered to bake anymore. Seriously, why has she been so distant with us lately?
>No hearts
>No kissies
>No I love yous
>No post game zatsu
It’s like she’s not even trying to hide it anymore. She hates us. She’d rather be with her friends like **** and ****** than be with us.
Have I made the thread more like home for you, shigger?

So Shiori was Rissa's manager all along.

>>70884494
If we are lucky she might at least be able to kill off the "Rissa prefers girls" nonsense.

>>70884855
Shioraven is real

https://x.com/kdwr43/status/1766019262630744162?s=46

>>70884787
Hey, that's not anti Shiori bait, that's anti Rissa bait!

rissa 'bate

I'm the last honest jailbird

>>70885293
-s me every night

Hi I'm an actual jailFP

>>70886652
>Hi I'm an actual jailFP
Hi jailFP I'm a jailSQ

>>70884622
Yeesh, I am hoping beyond hope this is bait, because anyone who would want their oshi's friend to screw them over just because they don't like those friends is an actual psychopath. Even if I disliked associates she has, I'd never say I hope something bad happens that hurts either of them and ruins a person's reputation or friendship. That's no fooling around nutzoid. You should actually be ashamed whether you're baiting or not.

>>70888125
NTA but a little lesson about how the holobox is actually a good thing and she shouldn't stray from it would be welcome in my view.

>>70874865
they aren't allowed to watch Gundam. IRyS really wanted to watch some Gundam show but she was told no

>>70888244
No, that would just prove that whoever thought that way was never worth the affection in the first place. Actual psychopathic mentality.

>>70888348
Yeah, I remember that. Maybe also why Nerissa steers away from TM Revolution songs even though she likes them. Other mecha like Gravion or Mazinkaiser could be good. She does seem to like mecha overall, and not just Gundam. Based on her taste, since she likes Eva, we could do RahXephon since didn't she say she likes Maaya Sakamoto? Hemisphere by Rissa would be orgasmic. Literally too many choices.

>>70888483
I wonder if they just can't watch sunrise or bandai stuff or something, considering the JoJo watchalongs Bae was doing had to be stopped as well. Anime watchalong permissions seem weird wonder what the deal is

Mamamia Rissa what are you doing to my kokoro

Zeta cute

>>70888350
Maybe if you're just a jailbird, but I'm also a fan of Hololive as a whole. And as a whole Hololive would definitely benefit (and that includes Nerissa herself, of course) if, for instance, something happened that would cause these twitch whores to be blacklisted from collabs.

>>70889299
Ikr she's cute as heck. Her voice reminds me of Mumei some how

I tried to warn you about letting outside collabs become the norm. Enjoy the twitch whore takeover I guess

>>70889505
These people have been her friends for years, she is a twitch whore. The twitch whore takeover began the moment she wws hired.

>>70888350
Yeah man, just look at all the loving fans Ollie has after doing the same thing

Thread is being actively raided and borderline not useable, sad to see. No wonder we lost our sound post anon. Take care

>>70890217
I'd be posting Rissa AI porn now if I didn't have to deal with 3 suicide cases in the ER

>>70890423
Ouch, don't worry Jailbird, this will pass as it normally does when these people get bored.

>>70890217
You can't seriously believe all jailbirds would be cool with Rissa collabing with one of the biggest vtuber whores around?
Having an oshi doesn't mean you need to support her unconditionally, no matter what shit she pulls.

>>70889505

>>70890423
>3 suicide cases in the ER
Some Jailbirds really took the collab news that bad huh

>>70890217
Maybe the soundpost guy left because Rissa has been pretty shit lately. Did you ever consider that?

>>70890423
Oh man, that has to suck dealing with. Hope things calm down over by you

>>70890561
Of course not, but getting double our usual IP consistently over the last few days during off hours makes it very obvious what’s happening, faggot

>>70890561
It was a complete nothingburger with Giri that came and went without whatever incident people thought it would have, and this is a friend of hers, it will come, pass, maybe have a few laughs, and that'll be it.

>>70890768
>and this is a friend of hers
NTA but I strongly disapprove of said friend and would prefer to never be subjected to it.

>>70889672
Shiori came with a similar background, but was able to restrain herself. There's probably no stopping Nerissa now so whatever

I’m not sure some of you will remain sane enough to make it to Sunday’s stream. We’re not even halfway through March and this thread is a madhouse. I’m kind of hoping she schedules several more collabs next week just to see the salt that will flow.

>>70889672
You realize a lot of women are like this behind closed doors right? I know Bao is a bit of a special case, but a lot of girls are perverts too. Is it really that surprising when Nerissa says she’s ok with lewd fanart? Twitch girls simply don’t have a corpo dictating that they pretend to be wholesome angels.

>>70890880
she's not streaming it on her channel, it's basically the only good thing she's currently doing

>>70891275
The restrictions are what make hololive great, sister.

>>70891275
Yeah it must suck for Rissa that she's stuck in a corpo that prevents her from being a whore 24/7. I feel bad for her.

>>70891542
At times I would beg to differ.

>>70891570
An uncensored Nerissa wouldn’t be that bad. She wants a family of her own, which is about as wholesome as you can get.

I hope you jailbirds enjoy yourselves despite all the raids, I know how rough it could be at times
t. novelite

>>70892155
Plaps you

>>70892155
Their arguments are so flimsy they pass over anyone with a sane mind. So its not really a problem, good luck to you.

Consensual non consent with Rissa, except there's no safe word and I'm gonna pet her head until she screams

Rape the Rissa

I find it kind of funny that the person that triggered the change in how she interacts with superchats, Chase, has completely abandoned her. Her only real paypigs at this point are Tyr and Ceej.

>>70894422
what even soured him?

Resorting to namefagging

>>70894815
She's pretty open with calling herself Nerissa Ravencroft what did you expect, a nameless vtuber with big tits?

>>70872322
Post Rissa feet.

>>70894815
I didn't even want to acknowledge it, its the same stale argument over and over.

>>70894650
No idea. Content probably just wasn't to his tastes... or he lost his job.

>>70895739
His oil fields were nationalised

Man, with Calli playing Rebirth, girl must be dying right now not getting to play it, its been great.

>>70897259
Is Calli the only one in HL able to play it currently?

>>70885209
So freakin cute

I like collabs cause some artists then make hot lesbian sex art of the participants, and you cannot win more than that.

>>70894650
Whore collabs

>>70899798
This is true
I forgot the sauce but there was a good one with Rissa and on*giri in a hotspring

>>70900822
Supposedly she's a cuckqueen and onibro gets to sleep with her friends. Maybe Nerissa can have some fun with him when she goes to Japan.

>>70901314
Guys, I think porn is affecting your critical thinking.

>>70894422
I 100% believe that he was just a T*r alt. Them disappearing in tandem before and his recent silent $500 at the end of the mamarissa stream is all the evidence I need.

>>70899798
Winning from what? I'm still waiting for more real good stuff and that doujin she even asked for, but instead she's been getting less lewd art (AI shit doesn't count) compared to her genmates.

>>70901633
No, they're just throwing everything including the kitchen sink for (You)s. That bait from Giri is ancient at this point. I remember someone trying that a couple times after the collab and they faded away.

>>70902172
She asked too late last time but the artists have plenty of time before C104 to actually make some. Trust the plan.

>>70902172
Anytime she asks or has a cute story, people open the floodgates. Its why we are getting the cornzuri art recently.

>>70902716
From what I've heard, fembirds are replacing their dildos with corn.

>>70903525
Super old meme

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/country-girls-make-do

Can we expect a Nerissa x Bao duo song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgoYtSmPZ8U

>>70904301
Maybe not as Nerissa, but it'd be cool.

>>70904301
I hope not

>>70903525
goldberg fears corn

Imagine tonguefucking the sister's buttholes and they treat you to wet bassy braps straight onto your tongue, letting you taste their fetid essence upon your tongue.
I think aradia's would taste the best.

>Ironmouse
>Bao
>Zentraya
I don't even know what to say, you guys actually like this?

https://twitter.com/Ad4m_box/status/1766084181862539715

>>70905899
If Nerissa were my oshi, she wouldn't be after this.

>>70904226
You're implying all fembirds are country girls.

Aradia's farts are the wettest and her shits the most liquid

The quality of baiter is diminishing at a rapid rate.

>>70905899
go back and take this with you

>>70906851
I'm more of a holo supremacist in some ways. I'll say good outsiders exist (even in the EN space), but these are definitely not it.
Well whatever, if you guys like this and think they make for good choices then by all means carry on I guess, sorry for interrupting.

I wish Rissa would stop with all these collabs outside of hololive. The people she chooses to collab with all despise hololive and its idol journey. They are leeches and Rissa gains nothing

>>70906758
Being a baiter is hard when you don't have enough brain for it.

>>70905899
>Grifter
>Whore
>Male
Given all the reach and possibilities Hololive offered her, these are the people she chose to collab with. And I don't see any negative feedback, so she will continue.

>it's no big deal
Yeah they suck, no one cares about these streams after the fact and tries to forget they happened. Neither of them get fans out of this it's just an excuse for Rissa to play coy and brag about her new job.

>>70907624
That's great but they're increasing in frequency and collabing with your old whore friends just to show off is kind of a low class move.

>>70907336
He's even replying to himself, this is beyond pathetic...

>>70905899
This is a preview of what this thread will be once she collabs with males
>THEY'RE JUST RAIDERS!!! WE ALL LOVE RISSA IN HERE

>too many non-Holo collabs this week, let's chat on Sunday darlings
So in other words
>Please grow your horn back, unicorn darlings. We'll do ASMR next week after my colab with Holostars

I'm amused that she's even friend with this Twitch chuuba actually
>Vietnamese-American who loves China

>>70908033
Doxx or nah?

https://twitter.com/CyanIllust/status/1766178332591218917

Totally organic seethe in here right now...

>>70908071
Nah, she's pretty open aobut it
That's actually her claim to fame: Shitting on Vietfags to appease the Chinks

Holobrony, walled garden, and tribalfag is the biggest con to being a holofan. No one likes holobrony.

>>70908100
Let me guess, she's a Genshinfag?

>>70908075
This is what happens when you have no friends but access to the internet, you end up talking alone in a thread trying to get attention.

Rip thread
anyway 1+ million impressions
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1763303430418751703?s=19

>>70908100
>Shitting on Vietfags to appease the Chinks
oooooohh right, now I remember why I vaguely knew her name.
The whole Chinese New year thing

>>70888348
Do Watchalongs actually need perms? How the fuck does that make sense

I guess Jailbirds are having their Trash Taste moment.
It's ogey, bros. 2-3y from now and she'll get better about it

>>70874865
>>70908316
Kek, is this why jailbirds are ogey with this shit?
YOu are all newfags?

>>70908337
She's going to fuck up and get Mel'd before she ever learns any meaningful lesson.

>>70908164
projecting much?

>>70908316
They're still using the name of a product to promote a stream I guess. They may not have to ask for perms, but maybe the copyright holder can call them out and make them stop.

>>70908337
But first they're gonna have to suffer 1y of homo collabs
It's gonna get worse before it gets better

>>70908316
Nobody knows what's up with watchalong perms for Gundam. Some speculate it's using the name of the specific anime that gets them hit

>>70908100
>Shitting on Vietfags to appease the Chinks
What is she, a hardcore Communist?

>>70908470
Time to name them "mecha anime watchalong" or some shit like that.

>>70908470
>Nobody knows
literally verybody knows
Fucking enwfags

>>70908470
>>70908528
Next you're gonna tell me nobody knows why they can't stream Helldivers 2 or ne Pokemon games

>>70906965
It's been some time since Vshojo and Hololive exist and their members and ex-members have been doing collabs for years.(and the list is long)
What's the argument here? It's practically a traditionally procedural corpo collab that other holomems did before and will do after Nerissa.
Choose your battles, crying over everything will dilute your plight once something seriously damaging really appears.

>>70908555
Not me, I don't know shit about perms.

>>70908570
>that other holomems did before
Other holomemsm also collabw ith the homos before. You're cool wtih that?

>>70908615
That's why I'm calling you a newfag, newfag

>>70908615
Jesas Christ, even fucking leddit knows more than you

>>70908646
I am, what can I say. But you called the other guy newfag.

>>70908570
Other holomem have also switched to collabing with ecelebs entirely
>Aki
Other holomem have also switched to stremaing on Twitch entirely
>Laplus
Other holomem have also regularly collabed with the homos
>you know whho
That's not as good an argument as you think

>>70908779
He's basically saying Nerissa has lowered herself to trash Holo status and everyone should accept it.

>>70908214
Damn. More evidence that everyone wanted those puppies unleashed.

Welcome to UNITY, jailbirds.
You now know why Holofags are the worst

>>70908870
This is not a holofag, just a baiter with free time.

brapfag I need your literary genius to come back and derail the current convo

>>70908870
t.shitstirrer

>>70909048
rrat: The christfag used his tradcat magic to predict that we were gonna get raided and peaced out until the end of it.

>We'll be learning a lot about each other, so please come by
Is pretending not to know each other """kayfabe"""

>>70908615
Sony are autistic about this and have a 5 percent stake in Anycolor so...yeah, it's basically just Holosabotage.

>>70908870
>you can't have any kind of quality standards
I guess I should look forward to anything no matter what

>>70909212
You mean like her collab last week with two of her old friends?

>>70909212
What's the alternative? I guess she could say like Bao was a friend from before-cell times?
Ultimately it doesn't matter.

Rissa should collab with my dick

Perhaps we were too harsh on the christfag and brap anon.

I just wanted a cute somewhat eloquent and smart woman with a pleasant voice who can sing well and who's funny and not against people looking at her in pervy ways.
I never asked for all of these non-holo collabs. I didn't sign up for things to become like this back then.

I'm seeing tons of people claiming bao is a whore without providing any evidence, so here's a funny bao clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44siL4dRc7I

>>70909997
I don’t get it, why does she like inflation so much.

>>70910298
NTA but don't kinkshame... Remember we have a brap anon in our ranks.

Already a few good streams tonight too instead I have to keep tabs on a twitch streamer and this place instead, vocal resting is better than this fr

>>70910641
You don't really HAVE to. It's ok to skip streams you don't like. And to be fair, you'll be much happier just closing this tab.

>>70910641
>have to
You literally don't.

>>70908779
Who is you know who

>>70910793
>>70910832
You really trust me to believe posts here instead of my own eyes and ears, brother get real

70 IPs during off hours. All very authentic jailbirds, no doubt!

>>70911519
It's me, all of them are me. I'm having the most schizo moment of my life, I'm answering to myself and fighting my shadows.

Spicy ASMR next week! I'm so excited

>>70911519
Wanted her to get more popular this isn't the best method but it's certainly an option

>>70911576
Am I trapped here to see you slowly lose your mind

Sorry I just came back from the dead (ER). Do we have any stream in a couple of hours?
https://twitter.com/gyat_boi/status/1766154766827274514

https://twitter.com/ArnKun4/status/1765957786695807258

>>70911888
Yes.

https://twitter.com/Napat071203/status/1765997882950242494

>>70912000
Welcome back. She'll collab with Bao in about 4 and a half hours.

>>70912312
Thank you, I'll try to stay up for that. If I sleep I won't wake up again for 24 hours
https://twitter.com/kiw1tothemars/status/1766195832657735850

>>70912225
I'm their daughter btw. Hiya~rin.

>>70912357
You can always catch up later, anon. I imagine you need the rest.

I actually like bao and some other twitch indies so I'm excited for this collab. bao can be fucking unhinged though so this collab will be interesting.

lol

>>70912484
I'm sad I missed half of the zeta collab and I don't know how vods work on twitch

You know how splits will go dormant when there's no streams to avoid descending into madness? We could do the same thing during her regular twitch streams, just saying.

>>70912701
That's for the weak. And besides, someone would make a bait thread and you'd go there anyways.

>>70912611
The Zeta collab is fine to listen to in the background, since the gameplay is fairly uneventful. I don't use Twitch often but as far as I'm aware, you just have to go to the 'videos' section in the channel's page and choose 'Past broadcasts' from the drop-down menu.

https://twitter.com/acedia_09/status/1766201688627552327

https://twitter.com/NofuuKee/status/1766074250816053543

https://twitter.com/RyuZUdayo/status/1766061056634544235/photo/1

Last one, I'll try to sleep before the collab
https://twitter.com/Mikururun/status/1765997936062706148

>>70913163
I’m honestly getting jealous of other fembirds because they’re all prettier than me

>>70913269

>>70913324
Girl, everyone has their own beauty. If you don't feel pretty tho, you're gonna have to work hard on doing exercise and habing a good diet.
Being pretty, at the end, is about being satisfied with oneself. And that comes both from acceptance and hard work.

>>70907415
Is Zen actually a confirmed dude? I don't trust anyone who hides behind TTS and I don't wanna fuck my recs looking into it

>>70913496
That's not true at the end being pretty is about not being fat

>>70913783
That's not true, being too skinny is also not very pretty. The important thing is balance.

>>70913496
>>70913783
Getting mixed signals here.

>>70913783
Love me some chubby women. I don't wanna fuck and cuddle with skeletons

>>70913866
Everyone has their likes and dislikes. Some dudes like bigger girls, some like them petite. Somegirls like bishonen, others like muscular man, and there's some that like chubby guys cause they like feeling small.

>>70913746
He is and the proofs are like 3 clicks away in the archive, a whole video of proofs even. Don't be lazy.

>>70913973
I want be whatever Nerissa will find most attractive, honestly.

>>70914193
A twink vampire with abs...

Suit yourselves but imagine she started talking about her days on thinspo pro-ana tumblr in her teenage years, God that would be awesome

>>70913866
What >>70913496 said. Working to improve yourself and accepting yourself for who you are gives you the self-confidence to enhance your best features in the eyes of others, even if it's not necessarily on your face.
Obviously harder if you're not conventionally attractive, but, you know, you can't win everyone over. There's definitely plenty of people out there who might something attractive about you.

>>70914335
Those girls are actually crazy. And not in the "tee hee pero" sense, in the "parents please take your children to a therapist" sense.

>>70914423
That's true but you have to remember it's incredibly sexy

>>70914364
Thank you, I need that today

>>70914529
Let's agree to disagree.

i want to plap her until i die

>>70914141
I skimmed the last couple relevant threads and didn't see shit. I'm not lazy; just dumb. Anyway I'll take your word for it

>>70914628
Alright. In my case I'm attracted to people who take things to extremes. So here I am working out like a convict all week. Don't expect women to do the same thing but the ones that purge regularly have alien willpower and morality.

>>70915409
Purging is unsustainable in the long run. It messes up your throat, mouth, and teeth. And it's also throwing the food away. Imagine having the most delicious meal just to taste barf half an hour later, no thanks. Just stick to proper diet and exercise, and you'll be both pretty and healthy.

>>70912960
>Even the artist forgot about the no underwear bit
Grim

>>70916119
NTA but I assumed it was a leothard.

i will never be loved

>>70916838
Not with that attitude.

>>70916838
I will never love twitch collabs

>>70912000
FUCKIN SEXO

>>70915176
It's a really old "proof" video that has no relevance now. Please don't take a dick obsessed schizo's word for it.

>>70913866
Well, since a lot of us are only guessing about you, what others say is true, that you'll feel better when you're taking care of yourself. Besides, the spectrum on what is "fat" varies so much that I see the realm of girls who think a pinch of belly fat makes them the poster child for diabetes.

The best way to find out where you stand is seeking help from a professional who is able to gauge your genetic disposition and body type, which might prevent you from getting that perfect looking set of abs or ass, and that frustrates people to not look traditionally sleek and toned. It all depends on what you want for yourself, not someone else.

>>70917405
>You'll never impregnate Mamarissa with 4 kids.

>>70912489
I hope Bao gets her to open up about her past relationships
Maybe we can finally put this yuri-baiting to rest

Hope Nerissa has the gayest sex with Shiori

https://twitter.com/Keiseeaaa/status/1766220963086319878

KiaRissa deets
>Nerissa almost met brotori in Austria
>The story about Kiara meeting one of Rissa's sisters

>>70917737
>will never feel Mamarissa's suction lips lock down and milk me dry
NGMI

Rissa should get her nipples pierced cause I like that.

/advent/ is playing against /holoX/ in the /vt/ league starting shortly.
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

>>70919440
You have her slampig sister for that. Nerissa grew up in the tug of war for influence between that slut and the golden child elder sis, that's why she's so fucked up.

>>70919643
But I don't want her sister, I want Rissa.

>>70919541
Thanks for the heads up, I had fun watching the last match.

>>70919643
slampig is an amazing term a true 'lmao' thanks

>>70872414
thanks baker or whoever for reposting this, was checking before tonight to see if I needed post the link for tomorrow's watchalong

I think Nerissa is the rissler

>>70919541
Half time getting fucked in the ass over here

>>70920719
We did so well in the first match. We need Jeep back.

>>70919541
Owari da...

I feel a little left out because I don't watch Twitch and I don't care much about other vtubers outside Holo (maybe I should)
I haven't watched any of her collabs on Twitch, are they any good?
is there a YouTube archive?

The anon who reposts art fell asleep before he could share this gem
https://twitter.com/Maru_ccy/status/1766219168678920394

>>70922053
Isn't Giri's collab the only one that was on twitch? I don't feel like looking it up tho, that's your homework.
And it's your right to care or not for any kind of thing. I'd tell you to give them a chance on collabs tho, you get more Rissa content.
>>70922208
Me between her tits btw.

>>70922053
It probably won't be on a vod on Youtube for awhile cuz Bao is currently doing a subathon with 125 hours left on it.
The only other Twitch one was with Onigiri who only very recently started saving full vods, so as far as I can see, there isn't a full unedited vod, just this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um1f8Ux9he0

>>70922053
I'd say Holo does (though it's lessened with time) of presenting their vtubers in a particular (idol?) way. If you want more authenticity then you should branch out. If you don't want that then I wouldn't. If you like Nerissa then I'm guessing you'd be fine with something more authentic anyway

>>70922909 (me)
I forgot how tired Rissa sounded in this. kek

>>70922909
Oh, speaking of that onigiri girl. I remember watching couple clips like that, of those cooking streams on twitch, and they were very fun. So I watched the actual stream with rissa on it, and it gets so tiring. I don't know how exactly to describe it, but she sounds asian. You can hear it in her voice and intonation. And for some reason, it was very irritating to me.
Not that anon, btw.

>>70923044
I watched that one while on bed, it was really early.

>>70923130
Giri is half chinese I think. She can speak some mandarin

https://www.twitch.tv/bao
Jailbirds! We're gonna have some fun with Bao on her Twitch in an hour!

>>70924070
You do you, I have a jetragon to catch.

Baking thread.

>>70924070
Thanks Rissa but I'll pass this one.

>>70924805
Fresh.

>>70924854
>>70924854
>>70924854

>>70924963
Thanks as always, baker.

>>70924963
>>70924805
thanks chef