/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>7066782
>EN Collab ban will be lifted tomorrow
The sad thing is, I don't even care. There's nothing of value to debuff. They're all so far from consistently being anime that Irys could sanitize each and every one of them and it wouldn't make a difference. Time to get off the ride.

>>7067266
What does that even mean

nyanners

We all know it's going to be Kiara. I'll be shocked if it's anyone else.

>Mori is too busy
>Ame is too autistic to ask people she doesn't know for collabs
>Gura... lol
>Ina maybe, but doubtful

>>7066782
>And why is it Kiara?
Free minge

Already claimed by ID lol.

>>7066782
Me. She will collab with me first.

Hope she can make some friends and be happy

>>7067910
GO THE FUCK BACK

>>7066782
How do we know this? Did Irys talk about it?

I want to see her collab with AZKI

IRyS shouldn't collab with any of HoloEn since they are all washed up hags. If she was smart she would wait the add'l two weeks and do the first collab with Nene instant 5m subs guaranteed

Shut up Kiara.
No one takes her first, but me!

>>7066782
I don't care. Give me an AZKi collab, or something.

>>7066782
Already been a month ? Man...time sure flies

>>7068216
>Hags

God I wish

>>7067409
This is what happens when schizos try to make up their own sentences instead of copy pasting old bait.

>>7066782
>And why is it Kiara?
Because birb is the collab queen, and enjoys working with other people?
Whole thing is a shitpost, and schedules aren't up yet, so just guess.

Ina and Kiara are the safe bets.

>>7068312
Nah. She gets collab lifted for EN after 2 weeks. Another month wait I think to collab with the rest. Weird setup because she debuted alone, though, I think there shouldn't even be a collab ban in the first place if she was the only one to debut in vsingers, so far.

>>7066782
Connor

>>7068216
EN doesnt have any hags anon, I hope EN2 get at least one

>>7066782
IRyS is a pedophile, so Gura

>>7066782
i hope it is ina, so it helps like lube inb4 the chicken

>>7068524
Might as well. There wouldn't be any outrage if she collabed with men, because outrage requires that people care.

>>7068047
MEMEMEMEME did and then IRyS confirmed.

>>7068535
Isn't Gura in the right range?
Or is it more of a mental age thing?
I never know with these, because Marine's on the list even though she's younger than Gura and Coco and Korone's on the list even though she acts among the youngest.

>>7066782
So is Irys gonna be part of the monthly HoloEN collab? Is she officially part of this gen or the next one? Or is project:hope gonna be it's own thing entirely

>>7067689
Wrong. I'll be the one to take her collab virginity.

>>7068917
> Isn't Gura in the right range?
Where the fuck did you hear that shit? She's the youngest.

>>7069379
Just knew her since forever ago but, yeah... did the research and she is the youngest...seriously she's been doing this since she was 13?

>>7069312
>hey there, aren't you mori's friend?
>it looks like you were trying to become popular in the anime community
>why don't you come on over and have a seat over there
Podcast Poachers will hold Irys accountable for her misdeeds.

>>7068216
>since they are all washed up hags
This is insulting to the real washed up hags of hololive

>>7067409
Experimental machine learning posting bot that takes random popular terms from the board and fashions crude messages from them.

>>7069678
They can't be washed up if they're popular and we'll liked.

>>7066782
I hope it's Haachama.
for no reason.

>>hey there, aren't you mori's friend?
>>it looks like you were trying to become popular in the anime community
>>why don't you come on over and have a seat over there
>Podcast Poachers will hold Irys accountable for her misdeeds.

>>7068169
I want to paint her face white.

>>7069765
me too anon, me too

>>7069725
Sounds like you're also looking forward to it. Do you think Irys will be there in person?

>>7067266
Did this make sense in your head?

>Did this make sense in your head?

>>7068917
Marine is not a hag, she just roleplays one pretending not to be one.

>>7069379
She's older than Ame bro.

>>7068639
I know that information and confirmed it, but just to use it later, do you have any proof?

>>7070296
no, basedjack can't save you. I've seen actual Russian shills on /k/ make more coherent posts

>>7066782
because chimkin is the only extrovert in holomyth. the other four are basically hermits when they have a choice in the matter.

Calli said she asked "somebody" for a collab ASAP. She also said it will be music related.

>>7066782
Kiara absolutely hates IRyS though.

>>7075752
>Kiara absolutely hates IRyS though.
[citation needed]

and no, twitter jokes don't count

>>7075850
She called IRyS a sweet person in the Aikotoba Minecraft build and asked her not to call her Senpai. The most she's done is not talk about her much on Twitter, which is such a childish justification to think there's drama going on.

>>7066782
Because the leech wants to be the first on the fresh blood.

>>7066782
Did she specify that it was EN collabs? I want to see her singing with some of the JP girls.

>>7066782
It should be Ina, because they share hobbies and are into anime, gundam and fate. If anyone did hate Irys in HoloEn, it would be Kiara though, or at least Irys makes her bitter, just like with her birthday thing.

Irys also has what Kiara wants but doesnt have - nice singing voice. Nobody will ever say "wow i hate her voice, her voice filters me" about Irys. She can just speak and sing normally and everyone cooms.

>>7066782
I am very happy they cut the time for collab ban for IRys. It’ll be fun to see a new EN vtuber among the originals. Hopefully IRys posts her schedule soon so we can see how many collabs she has.

>>7077809
lol get out

Mori just mentioned a collab with her.

>>7067409
Medium-high IQ here, let me lend my reading comprehension to you


>There's nothing of value to debuff.
Her potential collab mates are so shit so it doesn't even matter that she was temporarily banned from collabing.
>They're all so far from consistently being anime
All main holoen fail to consistently act as anime girls, which is bad because I want my vtubers to be like anime girls
>Irys could sanitize each and every one of them and it wouldn't make a difference.
Even if Irys collabed with other holoen which would raise the average level of anime girl in the stream, they're so far below average in the first place that it would barely make a difference

>Time to get off the ride.
Time to stop watching holoen. Watch holojp

Reine.

>>7069379
She's the oldest, bro. Face it, you got pedo-baited by christmas cake.

>>7068216
But IRyS is the same age as chicken (or maybe even older).

>>7073292
Calli said she was going to collab with irys straight up. I think she's first but we'll find out.

>>7079233
Irys won't do any yurishit with her so the collab might probably go well if they just talk about music

>>7079163
Kiara and Irys were born on the same month and year. Just days apart.

>>7068917
No, but Ina is, probably

>>7068917
Korone is just "special", allegedly

>>7066782
It's Ina.
She loves Ina and Ina has clearly been coaching her a lot, as seen in her mannerisms. She doesn't have Ina's natural charisma though.

>>7066782
>Who do you think she will be collabing with first?
It's me.

I'm going to fuck and impregnate live on stream.

Later she'll collab with our baby in real-life mother simulator.

>>7079912
She's like 45 I don't thibk she can get pregnant

>>7079938
Menopause starts at an average age of 51.

Ina for the oshi collab, Mori or Kiara for singing collab, AZKi as the collab where they don't even fake they've known each other for years

>>7079938
See >>7079991 I can squeeze at least 6-7 more babies out of her.

>>7068169
They've know each other for years, so don't worry it'll happen soon

>>7080086
nice

>>7068917
>because Marine's on the list even though she's younger than Gura
Gura is 35+?

Stupid chicken fucks btfo lmao

>>7079163
>But IRyS is the same age as chicken
Chicken being a day older than 22 feels like a weird idea.
That's... not really a compliment, mind you.

>>7068917
>>7070325
>>7079084
the order is: gura->ame->mori->kiara->ina

>>7080921
From youngest to oldest, yes.

>>7080785
I'd recommend actually watching her, she has a lot more life experience than you'd expect at her age.

>>7077042
She threw a fit in a members stream over her taking attention away from SPARKS

>>7080921
Gura 23
Ame 25
Mori 25
Kiara 26
Ina 28

This is all assuming they've had a birthday simce debuting

>>7067409
Means HololiveEn is entering wageslave vibes, and Irys is the newest employee who's about to cramp everbody's waning style, and that if they were to just be a bit more anime - and haipper about their positions - it wouldn't suck so much.

>>7081523
>>7081835
yep thats what i meant

>>7075752
That’s a nice way of saying Cali with her being salty cover production

>>7069765
with cum if you know what im saying

>>7084222
Calli just doesn't give a fuck, she uses hololive to advertise her rap. Kiara on the other hand is a failed idol who will do absolutely ANYTHING to be recognised as an idol, and now this bitch IRyS is stealing all the idolshit audience away from her.

It's Kiara on Thursday.

However it's possible Ollie will get to her first.

>>7084222
>>7086410
>two 'Calli' fags arguing

>>7081835
You can add IRyS between Calli and Kiara. She's just a few (3?) days older than Kiara.

>>7086548
Sorry, I'm stupid, between Kiara and Ina of course.

The real question is who will be the last EN she collabs with and why will it be Gura.

>>7066782
FUCK OFF THIS BOARD KIARA.

>>7086946

>>7086946
They'll have a forced management cover duo and Gura will proceed to ghost her like she does with everyone else.

>>7081835
Ina being 28? Where did this come from?

>>7081868
True maybe for Gura, and Mori, less so for the others. Ina only does this as a hobby, she wage slaves in her priestess duties.

>>7066782
mememe?

>>7078951
This but unironically. Reine acts like a vsinger, so of course, she would gravitate with someone in the same range as her.

>>7066782
Speaking from the perspective of someone that mostly watches NijiEN, it's quite a nice thing that they are able to interact with her now. Her personality hasn't seemed to impress people solo, but that is sometimes hard if there is no one to play off of. Being able to interact with the other HoloEN members one on one might be very helpful to both her and whoever she might have chemistry with, since it's been tough for them to do it naturally with their other gen-mates. Ideally that brings something to look forward to and also lets her look more human when not just having to talk to chat, which would help people empathize with her. Ideally she can collab with all 5 of them soon to find out what works and what doesn't. And if that doesn't work out, she should be able to reach other to the other international talent soon.

>>7067409
EN lags behind the quality of character expected of them so badly that the introduction of the shit-tier irys could be make a vast improvement and they would still lack character.
I continue: the trinity is like your blood in nicotine withdrawal, they are diluted and weak. What spice they make belongs to the dustbin of archives, they do not capitalise on their strong-points. What in Gura's earlier streams has to do with her later ones? There is no development. What change there is cannot be traced, it is external to the streams.
They had a good start but success belongs to sincere study and autists cannot study.

>>7086548
That means she was only 15 when she started uploading her covers

>>7069678
*Well aged
You don't call a fine scotch or wine washed up, it's well aged

>>7069312
>ironmouse's face when streaming with Connor

>>7081768
Allegedly the fit was against Cover and not IRyS directly

>>7077809
>Nobody will ever say "wow i hate her voice, her voice filters me" about Irys
No but on the other hand her singing voice is soulless. Covering Inochi and Palette was an error, she should choose songs with less feelings. Still a step up from the chicken voice though

>>7081835
Oh nice, they're older than I thought, I don't feel like a complete failure now

>>7068169
>>7068276
I don't think you know what you want
https://youtu.be/09xASwDJDnk

>>7086946
Because Gura's PC died

>>7077809
>Irys also has what Kiara wants but doesnt have - nice singing voice
Kiara has a decent singing voice, she just doesn't bother to use it and sings in her retarded chicken voice.

>>7066782
Why was there a ban on the first place? Was it punishment for something?

>>7066782
I'm betting the first collab will be either Ina or Ame doing a Minecraft tour.

>>7097654
Hi newfag! I'll spoonfeed you this time. New Hololive members usually have a month long collab ban after debut where they're not allowed to do any collabs outside of their gen so they can come into their own as streamers instead of leaning on their senpai.
Since IRyS has no genmates, she only had a 2 week collab ban.

>>7099196
Her schedule's already out retardchama, her first collab is with Mori.

>>7067266
>>7067409
>>7081868
How do you even be "more anime"?

>>7099345
Calli is giving her a Minecraft tour?!

>>7066782
I came here to laugh at OP.

>I came here to laugh at OP.

>>7099585
This would be fucking hilarious. She would get them lost then Ina or Kiara would have to hop on to find them.

>>7069312
He is so hot.

>>7069657
bang bang bang, bang bang bang, PSSSSHHH

>>7067689
Willem has a fuckin big hog, IRyS has good taste

>>7080086
Spoonfeed me the sauce plz

>>7100638
Do your reps, I'm not going on vacation for you