/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gura will call Fauna and be in the EN/ID collab today.

I want to sexually bully and ryona this bag of groceries T u T

Wheres /cc/

>>70767880
Every time Gura goes to Japan, she likes a bunch of art on twitter almost every day because her day is filled with mostly hololive stuff. But when Gura takes breaks, she's said herself that she completely forgets about hololive and chumbuds, and she doesn't even log into her hololive twitter or her discord accounts.
Well, it's been exactly 2 weeks since she liked anything on twitter. It's safe to say that whatever she's been doing these past two weeks, it has had nothing to do with hololive.
Reminder that last year, during her third trip to Japan, she was streaming on July 9th and was tweeting from Japan by the 12th. But this time, she needs 2-3 weeks to prepare. So what's different this time?

>>70768305
Ok. Can you skip to the point

>>70768256

Gurass

>>70768367
Gura's was not in Japan yesterday, as confirmed by Mori.
These past two weeks weren't spent on projects.
The reason she isn't streaming isn't because she's anxious about traveling, because she's done it before in three days.

>>70768548
SNIFFFFF

>>70766975
You know women don't pee in an arc like that, right...?

i miss Gura

i hope she is okay

I've always felt it helps to not simply watch the streams but actually really pay attention to her and listen to her. Maybe then people wouldn't feel the need to turn against her the very first moment they feel they have an excuse to do so.
But I also understand it's mostly just shitposters.
I love my daughterwife!

>>70768552
Cut to the chase anon. What do you want me to do

>>70768305
>>70768552
I already said why.
She's doing it because she thinks it will obfuscate when she leaves. She doesn't want people to connect the dots like last year. She should be arriving in Japan either today or tomorrow. She will be back by late March.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Did you really think she was going to Japan by herself?

>>70768953
samen

>>70769153
didn't she did just that for the summer trip?

Is Gura's tail an evolutionary defense mechanism to defend herself from ryona?

>>70769321
I can't remember. My memory is "rusty".

Sex with a fembud.

>>70769412
Why did you post such a shitty low res version? Are you the same fag that always does this?

>>70770079
NTA, I kind of prefer the other one, when they are this big I don't even get the full picture on screen at the same time, I have to scroll.

>>70770275
then stop being a phonefaggot

>>70770328
I'm not on my phone.

>>70769153
>>70769321
>>70769419
Just come out and say it.

Did anyone get their Gooba scale figure? Mine just arrived.

>>70770555
I have to wait until Friday

>>70770555
mine is supposed to come on friday

>>70770482
she always goes with me, she needs a strong man to protect her from creepy oji-sans

>>70768711
I want you to tell me why you still think she cares about us.
I want you to tell me why I should still trust her or believe in her.
I want you to tell me that she wouldn't do what I think she's doing that these other assholes are vague posting about.

>>70770733
that was my post

the bigger mystery is why it isn't ban on sight, evasion be damned
every single time she's gone, every single time she's here, every single holiday or trip, always, it never stops, and it's always the same retard with the same unmistakable stink

>>70770555
I picked surface mail because I thought I would feel less of a retard if she happens to be streaming again in a couple months.

>>70770808
Holy fuck, please just drop Gura already and fuck off forever

>>70770808
No

>>70768552

>>70770733
This is my post btw. And those creepy oji-sans? All me too!

>>70770638
>>70770665
At least she's coming soon. I'm glad I got her before I left for Holofes.

>>70768552
mori never specified gura and kiara is going next week btw

Love my shark wife or else!

>>70770853
Just learn to ignore it, it becomes pretty easy after a bit.

where is she

>>70770853
Is that pic from your favorite anime, Orepara? "My little paranoid schizophrenia can't be this retarded!"?

>>70770808
>these other assholes are vague posting about.
Why do you pretend to be other people? You can't really think you're fooling anyone, right? Absolute retard.

>>70771472
"busy"

>>70771472
listening to several chumbuds uooh at once and being horrible at singing

>>70771325
I love my shark wife daily.

>>70771234
Kiara IS going next week. Or at least, at the end of this week. She's currently at Ina's house.
And Kiara said she'd take care of Gura in Japan, and so since she's not there yet, that gives further credence that Gura isn't either.

>>70771582
They're literally not me. I don't know what to tell you.

>>70771735
truth. and yet funnily enough, i feel no sadness. there are so many great chuuba options out there these days. right now, i'm grooming a lonesome 1view.

>>70771837
Then why are you even here?

>>70771724
that's the dumbest leap of logic yet, even during the first trip their times on japan didn't aligned 100% you retard

>>70771941
because i still love gura even if she doesn't love me

>>70771808
Either you are the cripple and you're retarded enough to think people will believe you.
Or you're retarded enough to type the same shit the cripple does constantly in the same way he types it.
Either way you should quickly kill yourself because you're an embarrassment.

>>70771472

>>70771837
>i'm grooming a lonesome 1view.
I don't know why /vt/ as a whole think that's something to gloat over to me that's like the peak of patheticness, imagine going over leftovers like that just to exert control on someone vulnerable

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>70772031
>Or you're retarded enough to type the same shit the cripple does constantly in the same way he types it.
The cripple never cared about her. He was never sad when she was gone. He only laughed and made fun of us during her breaks. You have no fucking clue what you're talking about and are probably a newfag who's trying to fit in by accusing everyone you find inconvenient of being him.

my wife

>>70772354
I need more gooba messages

>>70772333
You give yourself away right here, as always, you cannot help yourself, you absolute retard.
>>70770808
>what I think she's doing

For me, a person must regularly broadcast and prioritize creating live content in order to qualify as a "streamer."
It is a very long time since Gura did that.
She shouldn't be compared to real streamers who put in hundreds of hours a month,
but it's acceptable to like her when she's around,
whatever definition she falls under now. I just don't think "streamer" describes her anymore.

>>70772564
>She shouldn't be compared
You're saying that as if you're mad about other people doing it but you yourself are the one doing it. If you don't think she should be compared to others literally just stop.

>>70772702
Good luck avoiding comparisons and rankings then,
that she doesn't have the live hours to show for hurts her image and reputation. Perhaps she should announce that her focus changed.

Is this the marine schizo's new angle?

>>70772428
I'm vulnerable to their vague posting because yes, I don't think she's being honest for the reasons I outlined in >>70768305, but you're right, I shouldn't have said that.
It's just that Gura's acting strange and only a fully autistic manchild wouldn't realize that. Either that, or someone whose memory is so shit, that they can't remember her previous trips to Japan and how they weren't like this.
Gura isn't in Japan. Or at least, if she is, then she just got there. There's no reason to think she had to prepare or be anxious about it two to three weeks ahead of time, especially when she's never needed that amount of time in the past and she did so little in February anyways.
I'm not the cripple. I love her more than anything in this world. I wouldn't still be here after almost 4 years if I didn't. But I'm losing trust in her. The things she says don't make sense.

>>70772857
>Good luck avoiding comparisons
But YOU were the one complaining about them, what the fuck

HELP ME, GURA!

>>70773054
Gura is a womanchild. Only a manchild would be able to understand gura

The shork is ambitious, and she works hard to reach the stars. She wants to make her fans proud!

>>70773054

>>70772031
>Either way you should quickly kill yourself because you're an embarrassment.

>>70773147
I am proud. I love her very much

>>70772564
Well Gura seems to still consider herself as a streamer. Take it up with her if you think she isn't one.

>>70773056
You are being hysterical, please calm down and don't mention comparisons, it isn't polite to compare. Please, stop comparing.

I have been staying on my friend's couch for a week now.

I got in trouble at home and I can't go back.

Anyway, here's my Gooba.

>>70772564
A streamer is someone that has streamed. Gura streamed therefore she is a streamer.

>>70773435
what did you do to your sister?

>>70768305
Up until 2 weeks ago she was liking stuff everyday on Twitter and she wasn't in Japan. Tard

>>70773435
what happened chumbie

>>70773504
Gura doesn't stream frequently enough to say she's a professional streamer who makes a living producing live content. I hope that changes for the better, but right now, she's in some sort of pre-retirement zen zone.

>>70773515
Actually nothing. I got into a fight.

Tok Tok Tok Tokyo Wabi Sabi Lullaby

Someone hasn't been watching certain streams these past two weeks...
If you had, you'd know why she went radio silent two weeks ago.

>>70773638
She is a streamer/youtuber/content creator. All the same.

My 1/7 shown up today!!

>>70773723
Nice. I request a pantyshot.

when do i stop believing and give up on gura?

>>70773762
A homo collab is the easiest answer

>>70773762
If you're the type of person that asks strangers on an anonymous board to decide that for you, rather than simply deciding for yourself, the answer is never.

>>70773543
Did you not pay attention at all? The reason she was liking art in February was because she was busy with hololive stuff. That's what she does when she streams or when she's working on hololive stuff off-stream. But when she isn't doing those things, she disassociates from everything hololive and doesn't even bother logging into twitter.
The last times she went to Japan she was liking things nearly every day because she's there to do hololive work and so that's what she's doing every day.
And she was not liking things every day February. Just most days until the 22nd.

>>70773762
Just move on now, there's no point in being here if you aren't happy. Life is short retard.

>>70773964
>>70774177
Homo collab anons. Thats the greatest sin a hololive girl can make.

>>70771724
I would flunk your ass in basic logic

>>70773665
just spit it out already, cuckposter, you'll ban evade anyway.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>70773762
If I'm being honest? Probably last year, after she showed us she didn't want to share her idol journey with us and then disappeared for months without saying anything.
And now she's doing the same thing again.

Gooba stream today?

>>70775457
Yes, directly into my mouth.

>>70769321
June 27 - July 03
Someone has a good memory.

I wanna be Gura's mommy

>>70775848
Proof that she was alone? Oh, you don't have any. She could have been with other Hololive members the entire time and you would be none the wiser if none of them said anything about it.

>>70776054
>bloop
>diaper
>tits
I am forced to kneel, you somehow have outdone anything our regular retard could hope for, you have easily made the worst post in this thread

>>70776054
This pic is going directly into my filter.

>>70776443
>shitting on diapers
Gura loves diapers and posts disparaging them are worse than straight up anti posts. She's supposed to be comfortable around her chumbies and you're undermining that.

I got into a fight with my dad and my mom doesn't want me to come home.

>>70776575
The other points are a problem, and she's supposed to be embarrassed showing off her diapers.

>>70776394
Alone? It was the opposite.

>>70776733
She's supposed to be proud and happy to share something with her chumbies. Embarrassment makes her clam up. Not a sexy kind of clam up either.

>>70776716
Did you live with them? Where are you living now, then?

>>70776716
I wish my family hated me, then I could finally just kill myself without remorse

I just want to work and find a home because my friend is saying I'll need to leave each day.

>>70777062
same desu.

>>70776716
What was the fight about? Did he find your chum jar?

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>70777111
If you wear the hoodie you can bunk at my house.

>>70776394
even if 0 holo members are with her she has always her own handlers in the form of managers babying her, so the entire point of the discussion is moot because gura NEVER is alone in japan

>>70777111
i'm a doctor so you can crash at my place as long as you walk my dog and do the chores

>>70777747
Technically not true, she's told us about going in pajamas alone to buy things.

Gura isn't joining Fauna's open VC.
She never does anything like that anymore. We aren't the only ones she doesn't care about.

>>70776538
>>70776443
wtf you guys are so mean...i still love you my chumfrens..and of course I'm retarded I'm a woman..

>>70777111
stay strong chumbie

>>70777747
She certainly wasn't for her second trip.
Were none of you here when it happened? Really?

>>70777899
>check Fauna's stream
>advent raid party again
No shit she isn't. Why is this even a surprise?

MY wife

>>70777964
I LOVE YOU GURA LET ME CHANGE YOUR DIAPER

>>70778134
Yeah, but Fauna's there so it would have been a good opportunity.

>have a normal productive day at work
>see a hardhat with a gura sticker
Besides the awe of seeing her there of all places, it really made me miss her.

>>70778134
I had a feeling there would be too much advent.

>>70778285
There is no opportunity. Maybe if it was only members Gura likes but that's a big maybe.

Did Gura ever watch Twilight? I completely forget if she ever mentioned it.

Why does Gura go so far out of her way to not interact with Advent? Does she know something about them?

>>70778336
>There is no opportunity.
Yes there is. I don't think she dislikes advent, she's just very shy. But she likes Fauna, so it'd have been a good opportunity for her to talk to people.

>>70778574
>socializing willingly
this guy isn't an introvert

>>70778564
Stop that.

>>70778682
It's one of her goals, to talk to new people and make friends. She even said that was one of the reasons she joined hololive.

>>70778682
She socializes every day with her friends, anon.

>>70778761
>>70778877
If she wants to make friends with advent, then the advent girls need to make the first move.

>>70778154
the heroes have returned

>>70778929
fuwamoco did
im sure they all tried to leech off her it would be stupid not to

>>70779082

>>70779329

>>70779329
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>70779446

>>70779329
>>70779446
UOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>70779608
I'll drink it all

Still waiting for Diudada's kemono page to be updated…

>>70776982
At my friend's.

>>70779854
https://kemono.su/patreon/user/5364973/post/98809818 this was 2 weeks ago

I need more

Shit was so fucked up because I only had my phone for a whole week. My wallet, cars, and clothes were all at my mom's.

>>70780019
I've been looking at the wrong page then, thank you T o T

>>70780220

>>70780019
Even with this I don't like diudada enoguh to fuck around with zip files. Easier to wait for the sadpanda page to update.

i want to buy something to celebrate but I don't know what to buy

>>70781010
gura looks particularly sexy and fuckable in this image

>>70781010
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wife soon?

>>70781010
I know I'll buy that tea Gura likes :3

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>70781686
uh can someone link the tea I forgot what it was

I pinned her down, now what?

TuT the heroes have returned

>>70782312
Rub her tummy when it makes noises.

>>70781759
https://www.harney.com/products/hot-cinnamon-spice-tea?variant=1339236941830

>>70782312
push your hips forward and enjoy the tightness

>>70782312
Change her diaper

Why are you doing this to me?

Child

>>70777260
>What was the fight about?
I was drunk lol.

Gura, let's cyb0rseggz again!

cunny really is the cure all

Best thread in a while

I have finished the penacony story and it was mid until the end. I need something new to play now, also has anyone found a good replacement for Gura karaokes?

>>70788029
Why is gawr portrayed as cool, smart, and/or sexy?

>>70788112
it's because the canon interpretation, that she is Gura's negative thoughts personified, is too harsh and so people go for different more friendly and digestible interpetations for who this weird red gura is

Are you going to the chumbud beer pong party after the concert?

Ame is following Gura's example, joining collabs last second out of nowhere and not streaming PoV.

>>70788344
who asked

>>70788328
yes I will ntr all the buds there by fertilizing all the fembuds

So will Gura make FWMC sign a non-disclosure agreement about meeting in person or will cover force their former big gun to 3-D off collab with the new top dogs?

About an hour of reprieve from naked Gura and schizos return

punishment time!

Please stop being so horny for MY daughterwife, thank you very much! She's not a lewd girl!

true, she's an exceptionally lewd girl!

*farts silently*

>>70778134
I unironically dislike how bijou HAS to be in every single collab ever, holy shit her voice sucks

>>70790604

>>70791179
She's way too desperate for attention. It's obnoxious. She pushes herself into everything and tries to force way too hard.

>>70791630
that's why I didn't feel sorry for her when Gura and Ame left vc when she joined in palworld

i miss your oshi

Am I a high enough rank to win Gura's love?

Fact 1.
Gura is clearly into DDLG play
Fact 2.
Gura is clearly into piss
Fact 3.
there are retards in this very topic who deny that Gura wears diapers for sexual purposes

>>70793534
yes but you're not fat and cute enough

>>70796516
FAT

>>70796516
but with 3 C's

I was arrested at the residence and I had to spend the night in jail. When I got out I was just wearing what I had on during, which was sandals and shorts, and it was 30 degrees out.

she a bad lil bitch she a rebel

where this nigga go

Booba huhaha

milky milky warm and tasty~

>>70797683
>>70797785
suck shark milk

Luckily, I have a decent amount of friends. I had to call all my people to get a warm bed for the night.

fatty

mommy milky please be hasty!

My phone fucking died because I was trying to talk my mom outside in the cold downtown. Somebody random at the bus station (who must have thought I was crazy and needed help because of what I was wearing) had let me use his charger. My mom basically told me to fuck off and figure it out so she can go to hell for that.

hoocha

refreshing drink from mommy's udders

>>70799657
I wish the best of luck to you chumbie. Seems like quite the ordeal

I see boobafags are getting uppity again

I finally got ahold of my friend from college. We had the same major, and around 5 classes together, so we naturally ended up talking. He had to pick me up from Wal-Mart like 40 minutes away because I just started riding the bus around the city to stay warm.

>>70800182
man I love my cheesestick wife

>>70800182
>>70800495
Wow she's so sexy.

>>70800182
you should like both, like my wife, gawr gura

/ggg/ has lost most of its users. I went back and looked at threads from the middle of 2023 today and almost all the old posters are gone.

>>70801101
Im still here thinking about my sharkwife though.

>>70801101
still here

>>70801101
they just aren't as dedicated, loyal and delusional as me!

I still remember that video Kiara posted on Twitter of her and Gura singing in the karaoke room. To think, Gura was physically in that room at the time. Gaaaahhhhh

>>70801697
I'm extremely envious of anyone who can actually spend time with her irl.

>>70801697
Anon I don't want to shock you but literally every time you hear Gura's voice you are hearing the room she is physically in

>>70797439
What place was that?

gura will open 5th fes with full colour

>>70801831
my pp got large now

>>70802055
performing the same song on stage a second time would be a waste of a stage appearance

>>70802112
nobody watched connect the world lets be honest

I get picked up by my college friend. He let me shower, eat, and sleep at his place. I had to go back downtown the next morning because they make you report to somebody at the courthouse the day after you get out of jail.

>>70801831
My wife is a real and cute girl who walks the same soil and breathes the same air as me... it's so wild...

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>>70802228
What did you go to jail over? What did you do where was you at that caused all of this?

I'm been farting up my new computer chair.

>>70801697
it gave me a boner. Kiara gets to breathe in molecules that have been inside Gura's body. It's not fucking fair.

>>70803123
You could always lick the signed post cards

>>70802958
I wonder how many of Gura's farts the herman-miller has absorbed. Could you cut out the fabric and make fart tea from it?

>>70803186
would have if i could have got one. Everyone that has one that doesn't lick it and absorb every Gura molecule on that card into their body is a fucking waste of space. God imagine touching the same object that Gura's real skin and actually touched, she even breathed on them. God fucking damn it.

Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>>70801831
I knew someone would be retarded. She was physically in that room. When she streams, it's not a irl video. You fucking retard. And I didn't say anything about her voice. Tard

So, anyways... I go back downtown and get my court date from my probation officer. I think I'll be fine since he really liked me. I have a degree, my charge was a misdemeanor, and I was there at 9:01am when the doors opened at 9:00am. Although, I wasn't allowed to go back to my mom's since I got arrested there. Not until I'm ruled innocent.

This is a weird larp

Shion is sexier than Gura

But the day got a lot more interesting.

>>70804564
When will you learn to stop spreading lies?

Gura is ugly.

Does it make you feel better when you just don't think about what she's been doing and how she hasn't been in Japan this entire time?

Is repeating the same things every day for days, weeks, or years on end a symptom of schizophrenia? It's some kind of mental illness, right?

>>70804675
I will to lick her bellybutton and hear her squeeze

>>70805585
Nah, I just don't care.

>>70805585
what would make me feel better is if you didn't post. ur a fuckin dumb cunt btw.

>>70805691
now that you mention it, if you're here right now you should keep playing that game, farcry3bud, there's something relevant

>>70806595
why does the big dino gura not simply eat the tiny ones

>>70806341
Does it hurt when I remind you of these things? Why? She stopped streaming because of stress about traveling, but it turns out that traveling was 3 weeks away. And last year, she only needed 3 days. So what has she been doing and why did she lie?

Just in case that one schizo is here...

48'000'000
36,000,000

SPACING

>>70807119
what if you were always part of the problem anon what then

My college friend isn't really interested in me staying over at his house another night. And I have to start calling others because I still don't have a home until the 20th. He has a roomate who is currently in school. We go to drop him off at class. As soon as we do, I get contacted by another friend. Him and I go back to my freshman year in college. While I was living in church home, he came to the bible study on occasion. We still kept in touch a bit even though neither of us go to that church anymore. He's in a band.

>>70807119
You wanna know, anon? Do you really, actually want to know? You can either do the smart thing and shut the fuck up and remain ignorant, or I can tell you.

>>70801101
im still here

>>70807362
Yes, I really want to know.

How the hell doesn't Gura hold her piss that long? I have to piss once every hour, sometimes every half hour. I know that's a lot but it's normal for me. Maybe I'm just getting old.

I'm worried, and I feel like I'm the only one who is.

>>70804349
Stop breaking the law. It's not difficult

>>70801831
He’s using it as an excuse to talk about someone other than gura

>>70807217
I must have missed that one.

>>70807499
*does* I'm such a retard

>>70804564
Gura agrees and Shion disagrees

My band friend tells me I can crash on his couch. I get the call at 11:30am in the morning and he says to come over after 4pm. My college friend and I end up doing a lot of shit in the day.

>>70804349
Criminalbud...
Also I see the cripple is larping with himself again, must be bored, anyone wanna place bets on how long it takes him to have a full on melty and get banned again?

>>70807621
there was a schizo NOTICING THE PATTERNS(tm) 24 hours ago, it was wild
They had a sub 1% success rate

>>70807846
porn has been up for like six hours, no one is getting banned tonight

>>70807217
>>70807621
>>70807855
Is this schizo samefagging? What the hell does this shit even mean?

No, I'm not actually gonna do it. Not worth it. Use your imagination.

I miss Rindo

shocking

Gura is my real girlfriend.

>>70807952

>>70807920
Cunnyposters are fine by me

>>70808061
I wasn't complaining, just sayin

>>70807920
I don't think mods are checking the thread unless there's a report, I would hope no one is reporting some sweet cunny.

My college friend and I talk for a really long time about what we studied. We go to a library and get coffee there. The library is really big and there is even a gift shop, museum, and art gallery inside. But, we still got time to kill.

>>70793808
99% chance schizo, 0.8% hallucinating, .2% chance true and this is gura posting

>>70808229
You still go to college in person?

Insider here.

Gura's RM is actually as cute or cuter than her anime girl avatar. It's unbelievable. It's unfair. At least with the other girls you can cope with not dating them by realizing that the reality isn't as good as the fantasy, but with Gura it's like, no it's actually that good. She really is that pretty.

>>70808440
Kiara's been putting a lot of money and effort into her RM but even then, man.... the personality.
It's not just how cute the RM is

>>70808440
according to gura herself the rat is actually "gorgeous"
of all the holos to give attention to its bae
she never describes anyone else but in vague terms like cute

>>70808551
true, all the holos that have talked on the matter call bae gorgeous, beautiful, ultra stylist etc.

>>70808667
Man I love the nyamunyamy

According to Bae, Gura is very pretty in RL

also this is still great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2AaEA8o54A

>>70808728
>gura being the confident senpai gushing over the cute kohai and having bants with the other one
GOD it's so cute

>>70808440
Gura could be a landwhale and I wouldn't care. I love her. I fell in love with her. It doesn't matter to me what she looks like.

>>70808906
goob morning

>>70808906
Oyasame

>>70808728
So why did she try to get along with council but not the new ones? Is she regressing? Or maybe she really doesn't like them after all.

>>70808728
that animation was pretty cute

>>70809023
It's a good question. To be honest I actually don't think she has a problem with Advent at all.
It's just my thought.
Early on I heard she welcomed them individually on Discord.
I think everything just got mixed up in whatever Gura had/still has going on behind the scenes in her personal life.

I can't imagine Gura bothering to waste energy on hating. Most of it is probably a construct of fans reading too much into things.

It's not like Gura has had much time for anyone, even fans, the more recent year especially.

>>70808906
sleep tight buddy

I don't know why she disappears like this. It's heartless.

>>70807982
I didn't think you had anything to say, anyways.

The rest of the time I just help my college friend DoorDash. It is what he's been doing out if college. When we get finished, we stop at an Ethiopian grocery shop so he may get some injera and dates. He's a vegan, lol.

Why was Gura so anxious this time around? Why did she need so much time to prepare for traveling to Japan when last year, she did it in 3 days? What changed?

>>70808728
I NEED TO GO TO JAPAN TO KILL EVERYONE WHO LOOKS AT MY WIFE.

Gura is made for hugs, kisses and ryona T u T

>>70809534
You'd have to start with the person she's going there with.

>>70809596

>>70808906
sharkdreams

>Smallest (even smaller than Bae and Kobo)
>Weakest
>Eats the slowest
>Eats the least
>Sleeps the most
>Best smelling
>Softest
>Hair is soft
>Has the smallest feet
>Gives long rocking hugs
>Gives the best hugs
>Dresses cutely
>Most ticklish (probably)
>Good dancer
>Shy and mumbly
>Is super cute in a way that surprised even Ame and Mori
>Has beautiful eyes

I still can't believe you guys didn't watch any of those recent streams. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore.

ran outta patience, eh

>>70809731
Would you like to explain what you're talking about?

>>70809689
why is she like this?

>schizo acting like the board wouldn't be on fire if his larping was true.

>>70809689

>>70809804
>>70809805
why do you guys still humor him?

>>70809689
God she's so perfect for bullying... T u T

>>70809689
Where can I find a girl like this?

>>70809689
You forgot that she has the largest bladder capacity in all of Hololive. It's a skill she's been training for years. It's almost a superpower at this point.

>>70808191
Thread begins to go to shit because you mentioned it

>>70809988
I'm still surprised those never got turned into soundposts

>>70810012
It only stopped being shit for like an hour or something. You can't be mad if I give you a cute Gooba can you?...

Her extreme social anxiety, the way she can't talk to new people, how she's terrified of people finding her to the point she's paranoid, hallucinations, feelings of unworthiness or impostor syndrome, unable to become passionate about anything, and how she can't eat in front of others.
These are all very common signs of a trauma victim. It's like something horrible happened to her in her past or something.

>>70810215
That is a good one

>>70810319

>>70809731
which streams?

>>70810319
Anon those are common in half the people on this board

>>70810416

>>70810319
Yeah, me.

Gura is actually in training to become the wizard of her dreams.

>>70810319
It would explain why she was home schooled if they pulled her out of high school because someone did something to her.

>>70810319
>>70810662
if it's true, I really want to torture those people to death as slowly as I can.

I want to bully this small feminine womanchild with my large manly adult penis.

>>70810873
No bully! I'm very angry from imaginary scenarios right now.

My college friend is willing to drop me off at my band friend's house after we finish. But, he wants a little gas. He's is all out since so much driving. Recall that I literally only had my phone in my pockets when I got out so I don't have my wallet. I literally link my PayPal debit card to Apple Pay from the app to try and get any money. It fucking works but there was a crazy fucking glitch in the matrix. My phone randomly dies at 20% while I'm in his car at the gas station. I plug it in to his car charger, and it weirdly jumps percent. It goes from 8% to like 38%, then back down to 21%, then 7%. I go to pay in the inside of the station and I literally have 2%, just hoping my phone doesn't die again.

>>70809805
No one here watched those streams. If you had, you'd know why she hasn't streamed in two weeks.

I don't really get why these people try so hard to bother Gura and her chumbies so much.

>>70811190
>not a single person on the entire board but me saw these secret streams
Anon what you have is called schizophrenia. Hearing voices and seeing things that aren't real.

>>70811219
Pure jealousy and mental illness. Probably also a Niji fan pissed that his corp is going up in flames in a new way every couple days. They get paid in steambucks to shit up Holothreads after all.

>Dude. Bro. You should've seen it bro. Explains everything! Dude, the stream. From the place. Can't tell ya, homie. But ya should've seen it bro.

>>70811380
Take your shit to the catalog

>>70811190
Actually, I did watch them and the only thing that did happen was the death of yet more rrats. But keep trying

Oh, he's fuming because he's getting mocked relentlessly at the place he usually hangs out again. Must be hard being a laughing stock no matter where you go.