/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Current ongoing puzzle, featuring characters created by Randon Neuring, the VTuber this thread is for.
https://jiggie.fun/Xyxmmd

>>70684627
we just finished it though

>>70684673
I see.

previous thread survived for 2 days with no orc in sight, impressive. very nice.

>>70685726
he hates us...

>>70685805
UUUUU I MISS RANDON I MISS RANODN IM SISS RAONDON

>>70685805
I'm going to ugly cry if he doesn't stream tomorrow.

>>70687308
please record it and post it when it happens

>>70684483
Nice art

Alright /orc/, time to make a communal for Randon. Add your ingredient to the thread pot. I'll start

Chicken Stock

>>70688631
cum

>>70688671
BIG cum

>>70688631
What?

>>70688812
See I meant to say communal soup, but my dumbass forgot to actually read if it made sense. Either way I'm sure those anons' cum will fix the orc

>>70688631
I'm contributing a picrel to your post to enhance the atmosphere

>>70688631
Rice, a lot of rice, like a whole lot of it!

>>70689239
Did you finally find the rice caches?

>>70688631
I offer 10 pounds of steel.

>>70688631
10 pounds of latex

>>70688631
Culinary-grade matcha for that green color.

>>70690133
Latex or laxative?

>>70690603
Yummy

>>70690805
Latex, because somebody else said Steel.
Latex and Steel,
Zeros and Ones make up my son.

>>70691353
Cool

Add laxative too then

>>70693450
love jestertamer's round faces

>>70684627
New puzzle, of picrel: https://jiggie.fun/v9rzfm
Photo from sheephat on Discord

Loafmite time

>>70698215
Am I missing something or is Magni the 4th?

>>70697773
I would take at least one bite of this.

>>70699820
Open your [Third Eye]

>>70699820
is he pussypregnant this time

>>70703240
yes

what are (You) hoping randon does tomorrow

>>70704511
I can hope for whatever but realistically you're getting a 1-1.5h Zatsu.

>>70704809
Another one hour zatsu? Excellent.

>>70704511
He was going to talk about that anime

>>70696648
that thing is just like me... sad in the dumpster because of no randon..

>>70707073
Chu

hag porn >///<

>>70709906

7

>>70711858
Typo

>>70705772
Was it Cyberpunk: Edgerunners?

>>70709906
https://litter.catbox.moe/o0kqbg.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/ctoo32.jpg

>>70716070
ToT

>>70714827
>https://litter.catbox.moe/ctoo32.jpg
>NO
What are you, a gay dwarf?

>>70721198
lies!

>>70721198
also, why is the date so weird

>>70721814
no clue i got it from the discord

>>70721814
Euro and SEA dates are structured differently.

>>70722788
that too, but it says April 15th, today is March 5th

>>70722943
orc brain, pls understand

>>70722995
wakarima su

>>70722943
Bros... The time traveling Lando allegations...

>>70722943
>April 15th
old man is that scared about opsec that he decided to avoid planes and go to Japan by foot: through Canada, Alaska and Russia... I mean, I can appreciate an effort, but if there won't be a blog video, then I'm unsubbing

>>70722943
the image wasnt made today anyways, so today's date is irrelevant

>>70723840
Yeah, but I was pointing out the the 1.5 month gap in streams

>>70723731
kek

>>70723731
>go to Japan by foot: through Canada, Alaska and Russia...
>by foot
While it's technically possible to walk to Russia in the winter, there's no normal legal process for it. You're guaranteed to be arrested or shot when you reach the other side. You'll also need a ferry to get to Japan.

Milks I can't say this with my name attached but I want to be one of those fat hairy guys about to rail you out in that bikini. Holy sex

>>70729004
anon that's the joke, it's stupid hyperbole

>>70729498
The real joke will be when Mr. Opsec himself finally self-doxxes by accidentally getting shot by Russian border patrol and starting WWIII.

>>70729498
I don't know how long you've been on 4chan, but "let's engineer a way to make this stupid joke hypothetical theoretically possible" is practically a national pastime here.

>>70729830
Jesus fuck YES DRAG FINLAND AND POLAND INTO IT DEFENSE SPENDING WILL FUCKING SKYROCKET WOOO

>>70729004
What if he managed to go through all the procedures and got a Russian visa?

>>70723731
Please anon obviously he is cycling across the Pacific Ocean like Aokiji. Thats the best way to travel.

>>70729029
Owo

>>70729029
Get a name and take it to DMs

>Announcement Regarding Graduation of Lando Calrissian and Randon Neuring.

>We would like to express our sincere gratitude for your continuous support of The Neuring Chuub Network.

>We regret to announce that members of the VTuber group RANDON NEURInglish, Lando Calrissian and Randon Neuring, will be graduating on Saturday, August 31, 2024. Please understand that the members will not be performing any further activities such as graduation stream.

>Lando Calrissian and Randon Neuring have been active since the formation of RANDON NEURInglish and have contributed little to the growth of the group. However, they became completely unable to continue their streaming duties after sustaining multiple life-threatening injuries.

>This occurred yesterday morning, after they aggressively charged with into Russian territory across the Bering Strait from Alaska, with at least one polearm at the ready, and while in possession of numerous illicit substances. Although they were finally apprehended after 69 grueling hours, the operations leading to their capture resulted in the loss of several Russian aircraft, and one US aircraft carrier. Consequently, political tensions between the countries have heightened, although this incursion seems to have been unrelated to ongoing events.

>Following their hospitalization, the men were asked for comment. Randon Neuring only gestured to a boar spear leaned against his hospital bed. We requested clarification, but he refused to elaborate further. We currently believe this to be the same spear he attempted to bring into Russia. It is unknown how he has possession of it once again. We still do not know what he meant by this.

>Although Lando Calrissian's jaw remains broken and wired shut, he attempted to comment at length. However, due to an abundance of saliva, the only words our reporter could clearly identify were "[unintelligible] borscht-slurping fucks can [unintelligible] forgive the Japanese and [unintelligible] what they fucking deserve."

>Although their motives are currently unknown, it is believed that they were attempting to walk from the US to Japan. We have received a tip from a reliable source, indicating that we should not trust the Strait Bros, but at time of print it has not yet been verified.

>In accordance with their wishes, we have accepted their decision to graduate. We deeply appreciate their contributions and wish them the best in their future endeavors at VShojo.

>>70732901
Talking to women is scary

>>70733541
kek

>>70733541
They'd detain them and exchange for Bout-level American prisoners.

goodnight /orc/, hopefully randon recovers from being shot by the russians in time for tomorrow's stream

>>70734261
>Bout-level
I tried searching this but saw no obvious definition.

>>70734849
Google "Victor Bout".

>>70729004
I would simply dodge

>>70734888
>The Merchant of Death is not named Roland DeFlores
The Zeta Project lied to us, bros.

>>70736536
>The Zeta Project
Now I have the urge to rewatch Batman Beyond again.

call HR!

wamdon...

>>70737084
AIEEEE harlot stand away from my wizard!

>>70733541
kek

>>70729004
>there's no normal legal process to cross the Bering Strait
>ferry to get to Japan
Yeah, I know I'm one of rusanons after all. but I just decided to cut corners for joke's sake. I believe there's military zone on Russian side so you'd get arrested at best, get shot at worst. However, if I remember correctly both straits dividing Sakhalin and mainland and Sakhalin and Japan are freezing during winter, so it's maybe theoretically possible.

>>70733541
>Calrissian
is that his real last name?

>>70739361
yeah, shameful how people think they can get away with doxxing so hard. just because you CAN find the publish information doesnt mean you should

>>70739361
>>70739556
KEK
I've never saw it written before

>>70737084
>>70737470

>>70739671
>I don't deal with whores
>Randon
>Lando
DYRBI

>>70739645
I can't believe they're both fucking black...

>>70739814
Lando is the exception

>>70740069
what about himself

>>70740069
soundanon, I beg of you, post that clip of mag talking about whether he's a whore

>>70740160
kek take your pic
https://rentry.org/tempussounds-themes#whorostars
whether he's a whore:
https://files.catbox.moe/cstjpr.mp3
whether he's a CHEAP whore:
https://files.catbox.moe/elk07y.mp3

>>70740337
Incredible service.
>https://files.catbox.moe/elk07y.mp3
This is the one I was thinking of, thank you!

0mj4

>>70739814
>>70740337

>>70739671
Noo...what have done to mein wizard

I've fallen in love with a femvestie

>>70748138
I feel this

sip

>>70748138
>Another fallen brother
My condolences

>>70752925
shweeemp

>>70739671
kek

I'm really gonna

>>70754426
You have to wait atless 1 hour and 15 min more

>>70754632
Okay. But I'm really gonna do it after that.

>>70748138
Yeah, that milks drawing with the vestie couple is probably my favorite thing she's done. It could be in worse. You could have a thing for a Mag-Miss.

>>70755589
>Mag-Miss

>>70755918
What in gods name is this thing?

>>70755589
we're called maghags

>>70756236
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Mimikyu_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

will he stream today, orcacles?

>>70756418
That has a nice sound to it too, but I have a thing for older women who make me call them miss.

>>70756619
Is the joke that bettelion are all former magmites?

>>70757191
yes

>>70755589
gimme couple prompts lol

>>70757586
Was it maybe from back during the Begni collab spam arc where some Magmites were getting jealous of all the attention he was giving him and people were memeing on cuckmites?

>>70748138
do you at least talk to her or is this like. from a distance

>>70758119
male vestie x female magmite?

>>70757191
no

>>70757191
maybe

>>70758119
Should it be the reverse of the petite hagvestie chasing the belly vesoji? A twink vesoji chasing a thicc maghag?

>>70758673
meant for >>70758268

>>70758673
sure

>>70758673
>This but reverse
What sort of curse abomination are you trying to summon anon?

>>70757191
now I'm [mad]
why am I cursed with TWO ghosting oshis...

>>70758903
>>70758673
I guess you could interpret thicc as either being the opposite of the petite femvestie (female but curvy) or as the opposite of the chubby vesoji (chubby but female)

>>70759023
Japauntumors demand servicing

I'M REALLY GONNA

>>70748138
>>70758266

>>70759290
kek

>>70758119
Instead of being a genderswap like Magnolia is, Mag-Miss has the energy of a female derivative character, like Bat-Woman, or Harley Quinn. Maybe try a cute Magmite girl based on the classic Harley design, since there are some slight similarities to their relationships with Magni/Joker. Also Creeper Bettel sexpesting her, if you feel like shitposting.

Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HApaRfjnv3M

>>70758119
I WILL DO PROMPS lmao i gotta sleep ill do these tomorrow

>>70759290
>a vestie confessing in public
I know its just fanart but comon we gonna at least try to be realistic
t.vesoji

>>70759444
>vid
kek

>>70759592
kek

when will he tweet next

>>70761089
In about an hour maybe, he is seated beside lando rn

>>70761346
kek

>>70761346
kek, i miss those.

>>70761171
he would be flying out of LAX NOR Harry Reid

>>70761967
umm MODS?? HE'S SWATTING MY OSHI!?

>>70762046
Aaaiiiiiiiiii

I NEED ORC

I NEED ORC

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA....
YOU GOT ME A 13 MIN BAN

Back to the Lando Vtuber talk, what could he bring over from Magni: both in line with Holo contracts and "F-You" Holo contract!

>>70736760
>>70759444
>Batman Beyond
Wait just a damn minute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFhE1aEgsOg
>The Dee Dees [sploinker]Harley Quinn's granddaughters[/sploinker] from the neck up are just orange and white magmites in clown makeup.
Shway beyond belief. They've even got the same "Cute (DANGER)" attitude down, just with more sinister mischief. I won't be able to watch it the way same again.

>>70765317

>>70764378
>magmites in clown makeup
I'm pretty sure I've seen a Magmite version of the dressing up as a clown meme before. Anyone have it?

lol

>>70765374
nice

Ohmonah live

So whats the consensus? Is he in JP or sick?

>>70769399
He's sick, might even have been covid, but we don't know if he's going to japan too, he might or might not, we have to wait a week to know. But even if he is in jp, he isn't going to do jp content streams or collabs, so did doesn't really matter.

>>70769399
Third option, he's on the run

>>70770391
from who?

>>70769586
definitely covid

>>70767452
Blako live too

>>70761967
>>70762046
>>70762130
>>70763215
I didn't actually report you and it was obviously a joke, no clue what the hay happened there

>>70771475
it's all good

>>70766704
What a coincidence, I sometimes fantasize about Randon beating the everloving shit out of all of (You) too.

>>70773029
This is how you know he's a real businessman, not just some schmuck who got lucky. He's always looking for new ways to reinvest profits back into his operations.

>>70773394
Uuuuuuuuu.....

>>70775518

>>70773466
What did anon mean by this?

https://twitter.com/ribbionsart/status/1765480940078559499
Golf!

>>70776400
Yes, I almost forgot about his Birthday

>>70775925
You know what...

>>70777277
No, I'm severely autistic miss basic social cues, metaphors, sarcasm, implications, and other non-literal uses of language. I need very literal and explicit confirmation of what anon meant by this. I am in dire need.

>>70778949
When VG debuted he made a joke caption to this pic that was something along the lines of:
"When you already nutted and there are 2 more debuts to go"

>>70780012
kek, i remember that

>>70778949
>I am in dire need.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iPleY9fh3YE

>>70782472
The next image is going to include a dick, isn't it?

>>70782781

>>70759290
My crush does not go outside

>>70749675
It hurts so good
>>70758266
Completely one sided

>>70785847
she just like me fr

>>70786194
Please be my manic pixie dream gf

https://twitter.com/ShariaLene22/status/1765450458284589064?t=XavSSbcTef4j2u0xyMPdFQ&s=19

>>70773466
>>70694762
nut

>>70788590
I was certain you were talking about >>70786398 at first.

>>70792127

>>70792127
I'll take the Magni pixie dream boy

>>70793101
That looks like a glass of lube

where orc

>>70795220
too many fujo rapists, he had to get a restraining order and go into witness protection again. gone. forever. the name randonneuring will never be used again. shouldn't have let this place turn into /asp/soc/

>>70748138
>>70795326

>>70796764
KEK. Reminds me of the old spider poster mspaint comic.

I need to smell him!

>>70758673

>>70800097
ToT

>>70800097
What the fuck.
idontwantmaghag/ss/idontwantmaghag/ss/idontwantmaghag/ss/idontwantmaghag/ss/idontwantmaghag/ss/idontwantmaghag/ss/idontwantmaghag/ss/idontwantmaghag/ss/idontwantmaghag/ss/idontwantmaghag/ss/idontwantmaghag/ss/idontwantmaghag/ss/idontwantmaghag/ss/idontwantmaghag/ss/idontwantmaghag/ss/idontwantmaghag/ss/idontwantmaghag/ss/idontwantmaghag/ss/

>>70800097
magmite monstergirl hagwife with 6 arms and 6 armpussies ToT

>>70759444
here

>>70802744
cool

>>70800970
i tried
https://litter.catbox.moe/ldnb8e.png

>>70802744
this is neither oji nor tummy, milks, much as you might wish it were.

>>70806357
Some things are better off not existing.

dont worry ill never draw that again
it was hard :/

>>70802744
>>70755918
is this magtellion

>>70798234
This one?

>>70796764
Do you think the girl in the second panel would peg me?

>>70809473
No

Randon Neuring is a battered shell of an orc that works at a barely above entry-level position in an undisclosed e-commerce company. He used to be some kind of bandit, but a mounted knight stabbed him through the liver with a lance and ran him over with an armored warhorse. He spent six months in traction and his gang didn't have health insurance so now he's in more or less permanent medical debt. After rough days at work(three times a week) he plays video games that remind him of better times as an orkling. From a human frame of reference he's in his late 30s. He has a very unnatural hair color (red) that his company doesn't approve of, so he dyes his hair black and keeps it cut in a business acceptable style. The roots are probably showing through very slightly. He has a bit of stubble that his manager will probably yell at him over soon. His eye color is red-brown, and his skin-tone is some kind of green. He has pretty thick eyebrows, not liking the brow-less orc aesthetic. He thinks his ear shape is about right, with lower fangs much more pronounced. He wears a loosened necktie(with a pattern based on one of his three hobbies) and a long-sleeved collared shirt with the sleeves rolled up. He's tall and beefy, still over six feet tall when he's hunched over like orcs do. He wears cheap, featureless eyeglasses that he buys from Costco (his favourite store) every three years. Randon isn't his real name, he doesn't want his real name on the internet. He chose the name because it's a pun, Randonneuring is a style of semi- competitive bicycling. He enjoys cycling, fishing, and golfing in that order. Golfing tends to bring out his inner orc rage so it's his least favorite hobby. Despite suffering from clinical depression, he does get excited about his hobbies and other things that interest him and has a tendency to ramble on about those things. A “secret weeb”, is Randon Neuring.

Evenin', /orc/. How's the day?

>>70812803
i mis orc

>>70812803
absolutely fucking terrible and i dont have any shotgun images on my phone

>>70812942
what happened?

>>70812942
i will post one on your behalf

Randon if you don't stream i'll draw you pregnant

>>70813712
bless you.

>>70796764
I'm going to correct that femvestie.

>>70807974
Yep, that one.
>5/14/09
Wow.

>>70815954
ToT

>>70815954
That threat didn't stop him last time

>>70817832
I want that femvestie to correct me

>>70820756
She has shit takes though. You can't just let anyone with tits go correcting you, anon.

>>70812942
Ganbatte my dude(ette), Randon will stream and everything will be alright...

Randon is with lando on the plane but his goal was to crash it with no survivors

He'd huff every seat on the plane if he could.

Source: Randon's Discord
Photo by https://twitter.com/Yuki_ENVT
Edit by https://twitter.com/sheep_hat
Puzzle: https://jiggie.fun/uR_2qH

he's in JAPAN!!!!
https://litter.catbox.moe/q2zt5d.png

>>70827622
AYO

>>70827622

>>70827622
ABAYO
Scarle happens to have just arrived in Japan too. I wonder.

>>70827831
They're storming the corpo offices as a unified force

>>70827622
delicious

>>70827622
Hot

>>70827831
Yeah, she probably wants to go to holofest

>>70821225
>You can't just let anyone with tits go correcting you, anon.
If she's a femvestie she can be as wrong as she wants, as long as she can hurt me

>>70830714
Maybe, but she can have more than one goal. You know who else just arrived in Japan?

>Scarle cannot DM the Tumblr Sexyman
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VyLgNiQJC6k
>Scarle is raided by Tempus boys led by Magni. Dies of self-cringe.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zn-GA7S7Gk
>Scarle Makes Copium
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7UmisN8SVLI
>Magni orders a large uhh. Scarle calls him hot.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LqhpTd37ofI
>Unrelated - Mori notices Magni sounding racist
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xR_1iSd95Mc
>Scarle Secretly Simps For Grayman
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq8JNCqgaTs
>Scarle Secretly Simps Epilogue
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IGzJP7r2yNg&t=98
>Scarle Panik From Grayman Proximity
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AG9sLT5-6kw

>>70833980
Awwww

Will he stream today? What say you, /orc/cacles?

>>70834517
If he is awake in time and has the hotel ready

>>70834517
he fucking better, or fuckin tweet, at least.

>>70833980
Maybe that's one of the reasons he was turned off of vlogging the trip. He doesn't know how much time he's going to spend with people who can't risk appearing on camera.

>>70834517
His next stream is going to be Andons off-collab.
And then murder mystery collab with Han and Lloyd as the GM.

>>70834517
HE WILL STREAM!
>>70834920
AND HE DID TWEET!
https://twitter.com/Randonneuring/status/1765793908326641974
And he watched Edgerunners!

>>70835601
well I called the duration, at the very least.

>>70835601
Shit, I should've watched it

>>70835853
You should've watched it a year ago. It's great.

ORC LIVES

https://twitter.com/Randonneuring/status/1765793908326641974

"I think I can stream for an hour or so, I want to discuss cyberpunk edgerunners!

Probably gonna be a spoiler fest, if you havent watched it yet I'd steer clear of this one lol"

>>70835508
>Spoiler
Wait, really? Lando too?

>>70836141
Yes, four people collab.

>>70835508
KEK

still at home btw
>>70836111

1 hour discussion on Cyberpunk Edgerunners!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQe3fjBhwa8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQe3fjBhwa8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQe3fjBhwa8

man i never even watched edgerunners but i love orc too much to not watch

Knew it, its covid!

>>70836834
It's really worth a watch.

Penis music

>>70837138
Its hanging out and being wierd and helicoptering

>twerkable
please gunshot euthanize this modern youth

What is Bluey?

>>70838160
Children's cartoon about the eponymous blue dog.

I have not seen Edgerunners. Should I watch at 48x speed so I can understand what he's talking about before the stream ends?

>>70838301
LOL

>>70838452
Watch it at x1 speed at your own leisure. It's a terrific show.

>>70838452
just watch it tonight then rewatch the stream

tried to catch a peacock to eat and they ganged up on him, kek

>>70839601
even worse, he tried to pet it

>>70839601
Blasted Arasaka goons.

That guy who said Randon is Pilar had it wrong, Randon is Lucy if he's any Edgerunners character.

hit bump, who's baking

>>70839645
Because he was held hostage by a Japanese company and was forcefully connected by it to the Cyberspace?

randon would try to fuck takemura

>>70839691

We need a Randon edit of this

>>70840123
Instead of Yes, make the button Understood.

>>70839691
I was gonna say because he had a fat ass, but okay.

>>70840360
Kek

Not suppose to be vesper but..

>>70840605
Cool

>>70840957