/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>70768000
>>70768003
>>70768025
kek retards

demon princes are back at it again

lots of satanic energy in the air right now

>>70768000
this one was baked first so let's just use this one

Ok this one, the other is Otis baker and the other has a retard bait post already in it

i like how she's being shit at the game on purpose as part of her character

i

I love my gold digger of a wife

Faggots already trying to get her to summon, goddamn you people suck

>>70768545
she needs it she sucks at this game

>>70768545
my princess shan't endure such hardships

would be fun to see her overreaction to sun bro dying

>>70768578 (me)
I forgot she reads the thread when powdering her nose. Sorry wifey I love you

>>70768578
getting better and better until you're good enough to do shit is half the fun of these games, retard

>>70768545
whatever makes her have fun is fine in my book. She'll struggle no matter what anyone suggests, it's not like we have to keep to some hardline rules to make it worse.

shondo in my arms despite the fact she levelled dexterity

shes too scared of pissing people off for not beating everything first try, so shes paradoxically playing worse and being retarded about things.

>she's giving up

>>70768679
shhh we dont talk about it

why is mouz feeding her false information, you do not need to summon solaire

i wonder how many of this stupid bitch's mannerisms were stolen from other people

Haha 4 headed biggly

>>70768856
Basically all of them, like all normal humans, I imagine.

>>70768836
he's the kind of retard who, even if he doesn't know anything, will google info just so he can "help" unsolicited. just has to have a response to everything

chances of her dropping this game?

>>70768968
literally 100%. she's refusing to adapt

>>70768898
a biggly hydra

>>70768997
she's asking for advice only to ignore them or make excuses for them

>why do i have to kill people over and over on the way to the boss
>literally hasn't killed the big guy or the priest a single time
what the FUCK did she mean by this

this is stuff she should be figuring out for herself

>>70769123
women debuff

>>70769111
she already copied dsp's opinions

okay i'm actually getting frustrated watching her for the first time. what's the point if you're gonna be like this lol

Oh my fucking God she's fucking retarded

>>70768925
was going to say exactly this

>>70768836
This is the kind of thing you type in chat not here anonchame

here she is blaming us now because of her shitty gameplay

>>70768919
consciously choosing to copy someone else to be annoying as fuck because of autism isn't the same as naturally being influenced

she hasn't upgraded the zwei when she has shards and knows andre, she's being as retarded as possible on purpose

>SHIT YOURSELF CLUNKYPANTS
She really is here...

I love my retarded wife

>>70769314
>consciously choosing to copy someone else to be annoying as fuck because of autism isn't the same as naturally being influenced

hey normalfag there's nothing wrong with using this mimicry strategy to escape the cruelty you all so often inflict on the undesirables of society. shit yourself and leave the stream

>heartrate higher doing zatsu than playing the game
lmao

>>70769443
she was replying to me a lot today

funny how the stuff she complains about in this game is gone in dark souls 2. maybe she'd like that more? too bad she's refusing to try it because retards said it's bad

>>70769439
mimicry strategy to be annoying as fuck

>>70769443
oh yeah, it's actually about as low as when she held her breath to lower it.
Needs more coffee

>>70769181
Yes, she's lovely

>>70769181
perfect

Didn’t she actually say she only plays video games for money

if gacha doesn't count then yes

cool that chat is spoiling stuff when she asked them not to :)

Her chat is so fucking bad man, i wish her mods would just ban people spoiling shit

heheheheh shondo, hehehehehe this guy heheheheheheheheheheh watch out for that guy hehehehe you'll see hehehehehe AMONGUS

to be fair this is one of the few things thats good to get a heads up about. losing firelink is annoying

>>70770082
and? it's part of the fucking game

>>70770104
shit yourself

>>70770142
huh? lol

feels kinda hollow since chat guided her to the oneshot sword

oh no, shes still anorexic... in game

>keeps doing the same thing every single time
i'm so close to closing down this shit stream lol

has she gotten to or beaten gargoyles yet I don't feel like watching mald

>I don't like R1, it does nothing
>Uses R2, which misses and does nothing

>>70770539
also uses her entire stamina bar which fucks with her amazing rolling strat

>>70770386
she's fighting the gargoyles but shes smashing her head into the wall

shondo might actually be the worst dark souls player i've ever seen wtf

she actually reads every single thing dewd posts, so much fun being the third wheel to their personal gaming hangout

Gn shoggas enjoy stream
I didn't get to talk much today, but i managed getting read twice or so, so I'm happy

yikes

i like shondo, shes funny and her asmr makes me cum.

>>70770610
she'd probably do better if her attacks didn't take up her whole stamina bar

this boss does kind of suck for slow weapons, but you can roll poke him to death fast

>>70768836
i think he's literally just going off of this. a thread where they're shitposting and google decided to display one of them like that so he just decided to believe it without looking into it further. actual fucking retard

>>70770955
the thought that he has a tab on the side googling every single thing that comes up just so he can act like he knows what he's talking about is absolutely pathetic

>>70770810
Shit yourself

here u go mouz

>>70770955
yes u do otherwise u get bad ending

>>70771127
nobody's going to get her to bother with covenants for this stupid questline just let her play the game

why does her character look like such a tubby fuck

>>70771217
It’s her type

i love shondo she is funny and cute and very nise

>>70771263
cope more dewd

never take any of her morale highgrounding to heart, she will simply backtrack on them just like she did about summoning

>>70771396
you guys thought she had a firm moral rooting that didn't have to do with momentary feelings of superiority?

>mad, refusing to adapt and just dies to the same shit literally 20 times in a row while blaming the game
>summons for bosses
>bad vibes in chat, people spamming spoilers
s-sugoi. i'm sure looking forward to the rest of the game

>>70771456
remember she enjoys this no matter how much it doesn't seem so :)
doesn't matter if it's bringing everyone down

>>70771136
the only thing that changes his ending is killing the sun bug, that's all

>>70771336
He said tubby not worthless gargantuan gelatinous lard

>>70771544
cope third rate and bow to The King

>are you cumming?

shondo Im coming

now shit yourself for my entertainment, monkey

To be fair, she didn't pin DON'T BACK SEAT this time

cucked by sunbro

>>70771625
The king in question

damn thirf must've really pissed her off. She read a new person's dono and completely ignored his.

>>70771703
What did he even do?

>>70771777
at this point you just have to assume emails

>>70771777
aside from being anti-cunny, which i mean he hasnt had a melty about it in a while, whose to say?

>>70771697
>phoneposting
>star wars

sending shondo my foreskin to use for ASMR

>>70772246
don't let them take your hoodie big bro...

>>70772151
let's not act like that isn't hilarious anon

>>70772391
samefag >>70771697

>>70772455
Ok dewd.

>>70772455
wrong, it just made me laugh out loud, nothing personal dewd

Me brain poopee need to eep

shit yourself ryan

>fatrolling into enemy on 0 stamina
>this game is so slow

is ds3 that much easier? how did she beat it when she's this bad?

i want to marry her and be the man she can depend on but then slowly drift apart as our relationship encounters more and more straining physical, emotional and financial difficulties and then spend a few weeks apart before rekindling our love forever and finally taking that trip we had both always been talking about

mouz spreading more bullshit lies :D she's just bad and times it wrong

>>70772837
ds3 is a lot more zoomer friendly cause rolls and estus are faster
ds2 would probably filter her since its even slower than ds1

>>70772894
>fast rolling
>no iframes
???

some of you are so clearly linux users

>>70772837
remember that her brother is even worse than her

>>70773149
name 2

>>70773149
xive is one of them

never hated her chat more than today. what the fuck is wrong with these faggots?

>>70773317
Mods not reinforcing backseating at all because shes very vague about whats considered backseating now

>>70773387
im pretty sure shes going to ragequit without any help at all

she is asking for help autismchamas

>>70773448
I think the backseating is actually holding her back

>no black knight glaive

>>70773522
She's asking for help way too much and it's still struggling a lot. This isn't fun at all

>>70773548
it is when people who havent played the game feed false info

>>70773522
she asked them to spoil lautrec and the hydra? huh? how schizo are you on a scale from 1-10?

she beat ds3 she's only pretending to be retarded

Im having a great time, sucks to be you

>>70773607
this, at this rate give her the free win button

>>70773746
chat is typing xdd at everything that's not exactly spoiling

>>70773810
of course it fucking does, are you serious? being told something is about to happen rather than just letting her experience the world, find things out for herself and have organic responses are very different things

if you killed lautrec before he went sicko mode on your first playthrough you either:
a. played demons souls
b. looked it up or were told
c. let the voices win and kicked him off the ledge

D. thought you would get his armor or a weapon

>>70773889
when chat types xdd at everything then it's not a spoiler for anything. no point in arguing more if you still disagree. anyone telling her what comes next without her asking is cringe though

>>70774058
nigga they're spamming it when something is about to happen. have you played the game?

>>70773985
you can find his entire loadout in a secret room in anor londo

even the menus are kicking her ass today

she actually just wants syadouHappynodders
it's disgusting, don't want yesmen my fucking ass

>>70774435
no she wants you to come here and attack her that's what she loves the most

good because i do that while also defending her. she can even see my IP and watch me argue with myself and bait others into the argument

her mind is actually deteriorating, it's sad to see this

>>70774552
yesman in chat and anti her /here/

>>70774632
>>70774675
this is me btw

>>70774672
i find it relatable

i just hope she knows that i think its extremely cute just like the rest of her

>>70774180
would you rather have her run around in circles for 5 hours, get in a bad moon, shout at us for being crappy, then ending the stream and never playing the game again?
she's thanking us for doing that right now so fucking eat your shoe.

>>70774672
ive slowly watched my mind get more retarded over the last 8 or 9 years. soon i will be at her intended level of intelligence and then i can win

>>70775007
nope, that's not what she thanked us for. i really hope you're baiting because otherwise you might actually have some sort of mental impairment. if a normal person's thoughts are in 4k, yours are in like 140p

>>70775415
>shondo goes to the catacombs
>xdd
if you have no idea why this was a good reaction you actually want her to end her playthrough

>>70775560
shut up anti

>>70775620
you want her to go to the catacombs?

did nano always sound like this or is she changing her voice?

Queen T stop arguing with yourself here, you're better than this.

>>70775668
i said shut up

>>70775720
a very woman response to block out all dissenting arguments to keep your fragile opinions right in your own mind

>>70775783
shut up

>>70775705
i argue with the guy arguing with himself, we are not the same

>>70775811
ayo this nigga plugging his ears and going la la la

so yeah, xdd in the next stream too

>>70775560
>thinking she'd actually try to push through and go down there when she couldn't kill a single skeleton
you have a really low opinion of your wife's intelligence lol. also:
>go down the tower towards havel
>xdd spam to alert her that something's there
>go through the forest towards the hydra
>xdd spam to alert her that something's there
>people talking about gargoyles in plural before she even starts the fight for the first time
>xdd spamming when talking to lautrec, letting her know that he can't be trusted
the list goes on and on and you're defending this like a mouth-breathing fucking retard, probably because you're one of them. fucking kill yourself, anti.

>>70775915
>>>70775560
>>thinking she'd actually try to push through and go down there when she couldn't kill a single skeleton
>you have a really low opinion of your wife's intelligence lol
you're doing the same thing as the linux user youre replying to, she knows what kind of people are in her community and likely expected stuff like this when she said that some backseating was welcome

decent stream shondo i would prefer people didnt backseat you but if you want them to thats fine (despite you asking them not to on the first stream) i love you even though you dont know who i am thanks for the stream love you!!!! syadouLove syadouLove syadouLove

i will randomly xdd to make her nervous and keep her on her toes

if she really wants us to stop she will say something next week after today so there's no need to worry

>>70775915
>alert her
anon, she saw the thing in both cases before she even read the chat, she is the one who decided not to approach havel, the hydra, and the black knight, don't take her agency away.
and if you think shondo, a woman, can't tell lautrec is evil, you're even more clueless than she is. he literally evil laughs at the end of his sentences. she plays along and sarcastically says he's a good guy when there's no possible way you think he's one after being found in a jail cell.
also, if you take one example of someone saying there are multiple gargoyle bosses as a collective effort like the xdd spam, then you can say the same as everyone liking ntr because someone comes into the stream and shouting cuck.
she herself thanked us for guiding her to where she needed to go, and literally said while first visiting the skeletons "judging by the xdd, I shouldn't be going this way" which was exactly what she thanked us for.
don't treat her like some dumbass npc who needs to be protected against everything and should experience the game blind by herself, she specifically said that she wouldn't have gotten through this without our help.
now fuck off to white knight about something else instead.

She wants help with navigation but I don't understand why some of you tell her exactly where to go before she's even left the current area she's exploring
>HEY SHONDO THE GARDEN BOSS
>SHONDO HEY THE GARDEN
>THE GARDEN SHONDO
>IGNORE FIGHTING HAVEL SHONDO THE GARDEN
This is so fucking weird to me I want to watch her play the game not you retards

>typing in stream chat
:D
>shondo reads stream chat
D:

>>70777108
kek

>>70776948
she asks specifically: "where should I logically go next"
if you want to watch streams, at least listen to the streamer

twitch plays darksouls

>>70777108
>typing
:D
>she reads my message
:DDDDDDDDD
>she doesnt read my message
D:

>white knights defending shondo
:D
>white knights being told to watch streams
D:

hi shondo!

>white knights (me) typing in chat
:D
>Shondo saying literally anything
:D

>>70777412
i watch streams and whiteknight anyway i dont care how much i need to bend reality
its a shame he went back on what she said before the playthrough though

>>70777190
You watch streams. She's exploring and not even looking at the chat but retards are spamming chat where to go even when she's not asking for directions.

white knights real quiet after that tweet
oh who am I kidding, they probably don't even know her alt

>>70777872
its in the op....

>>70777865
do you really expect her to go "hey chat where do I go next" every turn she makes?

>>70777953
white knights can't even watch streams and that's the first link in the op, what makes you think they can navigate to the 7th link?

>>70777989
Retard

>>70778073
want a timestamp to when shondo ran in circles around the bell tower and got prompted to use the stairs right in front of her without her asking for directions, only to thank us after we told her to literally walk straight?

I like the mald content its funny watching her go full DSP. I wish she didnt take so much advice though the suffering is funny

>>70778056
>>70777815

>>70777844
really makes you wonder what other things she said that she will eventually go back on
;)

patiently waiting for the 'white knight' meme to die
>say or do anything critical/positive of shondo and or the chat
>get called a whiteknight
boring

>shondo with BBC
:D
>shondo with lwc
D:

>>70778443
quote the post where that happens

>>70776846
tldr anti yapping

>>70778477
your gay and retarded

>>70778526
go home moona

big shonder

>>70777989
you are actually so autistic that you shouldn't chat anymore until you've figured out how social interactions work

im just waiting for the pastebin anon. My reads were off the charts today

>>70778617
anon, your wife is autistic

>>70778659
yes, and?

>>70778693
you're autistic too if that's your response

>>70778463
shes finally getting a role on blue peter?

TIL doing something shondo likes and appreciates is considered anti behavior

https://youtu.be/UejiNtmeKPU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh4zqMMaRlA

spelling bee

https://pastebin.com/VEYyYYJK
https://pastebin.com/h67bHaAf
https://pastebin.com/sDVUET4U

>>70780426
so hiroto is the fromsoft fag

damn my rank slipping hard, its over for me... i'll never be a favorite now...

>>70780954
what is happening here

>>70780426
Total T3 subs: 4
WTF
I don't believe this.

>>70780954
>>70781031
shonahole

i want to wake up covered in bite marks
why must i suffer

>>70780426
my reads were good today but she only laughed at one thing i said and kind of sounded annoyed at me the rest of the time. i hope im just overthinking

Is it bad to 2x the VODs? Sometimes I’ll sit through the waiting screen to make it feel more authentic then 2x the zatsu / gameplay. It’s like speed reading but for videos.

>>70780426
i'm actually laughing at how bad my read rate is. meanwhile almost everything dewd posts gets read, even when it's just one word comments or something dry. i also really hate myself for letting it bother me at all, but can't turn off the manhera i guess. thanks for reading my blogpost.

>>70781650
i only watch vods when i can 2x and not focus on it. i feel bad and jealous when i cant watch streams and see her having fun with chat

>>70781785
watching vods of streams you weren't part of is a reminder of how irrelevant you are to her. i can't handle it at all so i never watch them

>>70781713
mans the king. the twilight watchalong was basically her and him too

No, she does care about you. She says she does so that means she does. She wouldn't lie.

>>70782100
this but unironically except the lying part

I hope we get another shmovie today, I want to see the twilight parody while that last shitshow is still fresh in my mind

idk i think if you chat over 500 times EVERY stream for over 20 months she might recognize you more and be more inclined to read your chats. i know i couldnt do that so i dont care
he did cheat with abusing the dms though, thats something you'll have to overcome yourself

>>70782317
unlikely. she has to set up for vr and theres only so much of us she can take. especially after an exhausting stream of DSPsouls.

>>70782399
>idk i think if you chat over 500 times EVERY stream for over 20 months she might recognize you more and be more inclined to read your chats.
Or you could make a silly username that makes her laugh. She might read your chats then.

>>70781107
looks like there were 6 resubs, but 2 were just prior to live time (4 and ~0 minutes). Seems like that could be handled better

>>70782416
Yeah thats true, might not be able to get another this week cause lots of stuff happening

>what are you going to do? Beat up FT?
He is the man of the house, how else are you supposed to establish dominance

>>70782416
>DSPSouls
First time seeing a woman play a souls game? I’ve seen much worse gameplay from far more experience souls players. DSP is mocked because he plays like a woman, not the other way around.

>>70782621
she says my name in a funny voice sometimes and it makes me smile

i hope she eventually feels up to going on a holiday with her family, i felt really bad when she said she was going to stay behind.

>>70782637
I'm calculating stats for stream time only, not the whole day because time zones.

>>70782830
maybe like a 10 minute buffer on each side? I think if you resub a minute before stream you intend for it to be part of the stream

>>70782399
>he did cheat with abusing the dms though, thats something you'll have to overcome yourself
Or you could do the same. There's no punishment.

>>70782974
because sending unsolicited emails to her business account is comparable to twitter DMs that are now closed, right?

>>70782399
except she reads his far more than other chatters with similar or even higher post counts, so this logic doesn't compute. worth noting is that she has said in the past that she makes a conscious effort to read different people. you tell me if she's succeeding at that

>>70783048
he sent dms after she had closed them and made it clear that she didn't want any, and he also sent emails to her business account in addition to that so i don't know what you think you're proving by saying that

>>70783203
because you can't send DMs anymore unless you're grandfathered in

>FE mid 60’s
Bro me mum is 60 wtf

>>70783250
you're not replying to anything in my post

>>70783255
thats just what happens when people dont wait to have kids until theyre almost past it (30s+). i'm closer in age to shadowmama than i am shondo

>>70783401
The norf has yet to discover birth control, it seems

>>70783255
>mom had her early 20s
>her mom had her mid 20s
Adds up pretty easy, I think a weird proportion of us just have old parents. Maybe it’s why we’re all autistic.

>>70783599
waiting until you're in your 30s to have kids is a terrible meme

>>70783255
>>70783599
>>70783667
It’s kind of crazy that FE and Shadowmama are both women that hooked up and had kids young, and the rest of the family seems very typical norf. Yet Shondo and FT both are very uptight, still virgins as adults, and don’t spend a lot of time in social situations. Don’t tell me its their dad causing it because the guy was a literal schizo who also slept around

>>70783667
It makes sense if I think about it. I’m youngest of my family and parents had the oldest child when they were early 20’s. By the time my folks were my age they already had two kids. Fuck that hurts to think abt

>>70783769
Yeah, I'll agree with that, but ~18 is maybe not the best either

>>70783901
I do find that weird, yeah. Maybe the late FE was more of a stickler? (seems like not, from the stories)

>>70783901
why is that crazy? in FTs case he plays videogames all the time and is just fitting the same trend as every other male in his generation and in shondos case she has so many problems that it shouldnt even need to be discussed

Shondo!!!! Read book!!!!

Are Norf people rednecks or wiggers

neither and both, just imagine low class white people from the 60s and thats the north of england (everywhere outside london, the southeast and southwest)

each day spent without her is another day that starts and ends with pain

>>70785841
leave for a little see how you feel afterwards

>Shondo can use ninja focus to lower her heart rate
woah

>>70783976
...lower?

love

If you weren't here before the subathon, just leave. You will NEVER matter to her.

>>70787231
drop a syadouyay in chat right now

>>70787231
She liked my art once.

Otis

>>70787231
she follows me on twitter so she likes me

>>70787231
ive been here since the subathon and she only recently started caring about me so maybe you're right

>>70787231
You cannot blackpill me. I'm unblackpillable. At this point I will never leave barring some kind of ultimate betrayal. I'm obsessed with her. I am in love with her. She is my wife whether she wants to be or not.

>>70782937
Alright, here you go. Updated to account for extra 10 plus and minus minutes for donos, bits and subs.
https://pastebin.com/0NnPRy02

redpill me on shondo, all i know is from shondopilled clips being rec'd and her screaming at the top of her lungs for a male voice on stream and connys cunny

>>70788336
oh god… the walls, they’re breathing.

>>70788336
she posts flesh pics for her favorites
she has a history of pandering to a few viewers on alts and is constantly trying to find ways to funnel her viewers down to the ones, she claims, matter

>>70788336
She's the female DSP

>>70788642
wow that's based, i'll see you in tomorrow's stream then

>>70788336
Dont get any of your clips from shondopilled after her first cancelation arc his videos are all clickbait/cancer now

>>70788642
how do I become someone who matters to her anon

>>70788138
Thanks!

>>70789205
Draw art consistently but make sure you follow her rules

>>70789205
drop racist jokes and sexpest her sisters on chat, also start watching before subathon

>>70789205
be me :)

>tfw can't make myself complete party time unless its to shondo
>tfw one of the images that now pops into my head may be from when she was a minor
I guess its time to give nofap a try

>>70790237
welcome to the club newfriend, its a weird feeling but dont worry too much about it

how do yt9u tell if someone is pretending to be your or they're just copying your typing style to make fun of you

>>70790837
idk no one pretends to be me :(

ive noticed a lot of shoggas go missing recently i wonder whats happening

>>70791123
im taking out the competition

>>70791123
my posts meant to spread brainworms are working

>>70791461
sad but probably true for some. it sucks how bad this place gets to people

why is she using big sword she does not have the stats to properly use and skellington armour haha

>>70791613
>this place
You cant say that after the last twilight movie. That whole thing was almost a one on one conversation between Shondo and Dewd, she should pay that nigga for stealing his intellectual property. Shondo is easily 30% Dewd.

i see we've looped back to dewdposting

>watching streamer with similar viewers to shondo
>chat less than 1/5th the speed
lmao

I hate knowing which of you are behind these lame posts

>>70792079
nice try worm farmer

>>70792079
it makes sense why she wants to have less viewers if that's the case
less people to intrude on dewd time

>>70792350
You dont know shit STFU schizo.

anons can you tell me if im going crazy? shondo reads my chats but seems annoyed when she does recently. i dont think i did anything wrong. i dont want to turn into another fleece

>>70792777
You're a cheater or a bad person.

>>70792855
>cheater
i would never
>bad person
idk whose to say, i dont know how to determine that or what she would consider a bad person. maybe true

>>70792777
woah jackpot! max win!

>>70792950
Coomer?

autistic vampires the lot of you

>>70793043
yeah but not as bad as some. i keep it to myself mostly
ill be better though

>>70793390
just say your name and you'll know how bad it is by how she treats you over the week

>>70793657
retro

>>70794248
syadouSquibby right now or you're just a bully

>>70794248
I was looking back at the VOD when the thread mentioned him and had a reasonable chuckle at his outrage.

Even vivi posted her bra. Maybe Shondo is next?

>>70794248
You're not me. Retro doesn't have the ability to self reflect

>>70795093
with how her discord watchalongs are going recently
probably

>>70768000
how long has op been vandalized?
>If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the most non-working schizo loli on the internet

>>70795226
I like this new evolushon

>>70795675
since >>70734910

>>70795675
Non working wife and non working husband, she is truly mine, let us be mediocre together until we die (in 2 years)

>>70795675
Thanks, I normally check. Missed this one.

>>70795675
lmao at least this one is funny and not cuck shit

Shondo except she gained a little weight and has a squishable slightly pudgy tummy

I hope she's not brainworming about today after her tweet

Now I'm really looking forward for the supermarket sim

>>70790404
How did you stop worrying about it? This feels pretty bad, although I suppose I could have her age entirely wrong.
It seems like my one move to play is making myself fall out of love with her but I don't want that! Not for 10 lifetimes, at least