/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

https://files.catbox.moe/jsdaau.png

Jelly is...

I love Shiina!

Visions of the future...

I want to take ecstasy with Saya.

"Jannies could be here" he thought, "I've been in these threads before. There could be Jannies anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE NIGGERS" he thought. Red Hot Jump reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $45 cozy orange colored coffee circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of minorities after dark. "With a Nasa squibby, you can niggerpost anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

Love you Pippa.

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 45 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>70763526
Maybe this thread will be better after all

You shall provide the missing elements.

>>70763563
My baby girl

Lumi should collab with the best Phase orbiter, Lord Maulington

Ok did we get all the rituals out of our system now?

>>70763654

I want to kiss jelly

>>70763684
>not a new ip
glad you got yours out too

>>70763654
Where did Clara go?

>>70763583
What's this a painting of?

>>70763722
I did
thanks for asking

reminder

>>70763563

>>70763654
You need to add the Clara squibby. Other than that, all that’s left is Saya and Muyu

I'm excited for looms MGS arc.

>>70763563
a smoker

If Sakana doesn't hire me I will unprivate a 1 hour compilation of every instance of a phase connect talent saying a slur or taking a politically incorrect stance

>>70763746
Lumi in bed after Lisa performed cunnilingus for far to long because lumi is a whore who needs to much stimulation to get off. Jelly looks like she was holding her legs open for Lisa during the event and is joining the final picture like a hunter posing with the prey. I think

>>70763807
Jerry...

soon

>>70763563
Encouraging a random Starknight to quit smoking by feeding him likes on YouTube.

Hime is a slut, my slut

>>70763682
Out of all the vtubefags I've listened to he is by far the most insufferable. Even that drama guy with carrots isn't as bad, and I hate drama.

>>70763840
Do it so I can edit some metal as bgm

I hope someone recorded the lemon VOD today in case it gets taken down for DMCA

>>70763776
good thing I don't watch t*nma

Today I will remind them

UUUU I miss Panko

Hikanari Hina, SFW 744 pieces. No preview, rotation is on.
https://jiggie.fun/tjna4D

>>70763966
>not just posting the spoilered link
grim

>>70763922
If I was ever skeptical about a chuuba self-posting it would be this kek

Airi....
wait a second..???
https://twitter.com/AiriViridis/status/1765374677386448971

I miss when we used to live in caves.

>>70763746
What happens when you take ecstacy with some phase girls. Be warned.

>>70763922

>>70763922

>>70763871
Jesus Christ that guy is annoying. He’s one of the only boocucks that stuck around and whiteknighted for Yuko after she murdered her GFE audience.

>>70763486
nice work blitz

>>70763956
Force feeding her pineapple pizza wasn't worth it...

>>70764018
some of the people who post here still do

>>70763823
I'm gonna try to work on a Saya squib from picrel. I suck at drawing so if any anon beats me to it, thanks.
I don't really want to give Nano money.

I'm inventing a new method for eating pussy

I love this Panda

>>70764116
godspeed

>>70764116
>I don't really want to give Nano money.
Bitch

>>70763956

>>70764144
Man, cancer hits hard huh

ok so as a 5’7” man which phaser do I have a shot

>>70764117
Be careful you may get a scar...

>>70764087
>>70764197
GIVE HER BACK

>>70764047
>says he's gonna get chicken
>actually goes
the madman

He didn't want me to tell you this but I had sex with anon, I hope everyone treats him the same after the fact.

>>70764116
I trace over squibbycat.gif, that way I'm sure it will look like the others.

>>70764018
You still can. Just socially isolate yourself and doomscroll bias-selected news sources as your fire-cast shadow plays. Both extremes do it.

>>70764255
>wears a disney shirt
pottery

I don’t think Tenma is a very entertaining streamer

>>70764262
classic liker

racoonwife doko

stays? What exactly is Pankos illness? I remember her saying something about anxiety pain before

You guys think I can make a Phase Connect logo out of these or nah?

You get to fuck a phase girl of your choosing
but first
you have to breathe in their farts for one whole day
do you press the button?

>>70763922
Thanks for reminding me I still don't give a shit about the woman shit that happened in Cyberlive

>>70764354
The only thing you really need to know is that Lumi won.

>>70764262
It was a moment of weakness, nothing more.

>>70764331
Laziness.

>>70764331
The scorpions got to her

>>70764345
Can you be prepared before hand?

>>70764087
>>70764249
I'm sorry, but she's gone

>>70764345
what is the downside i don't understand

>>70764017
I see what you did there

>>70764442
You can't just make everything squib, anon.

The good thing about being a newish Pankophile is that I have all the VODs waiting for me.

pippa status?

>>70764331
don't ask questions you don't want answers to

>>70764345
I've been gassed before. I'll be gassed again. I'm going in.

>>70764345
Girls don't fart

>>70764354
Same but I'm still going to think lumi is a really shitty person.

>>70764479

>>70764527
What does that have to do with literally anything? Retard.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>70764518
Schlicking to gato bebe as we speak

>>70763563
Reverse engineering the functioning of a human soul.
She wants to get better at pretending to have one.

>>70764568
>not even a year
>already forgotten

So when I asked if my mom is a pedo for thinking that I'm a pedo for liking loli, I remember that she does really enjoy looking at members of k-pop boy bands. She tells me they look like their in high school and jailbait, that maybe she should stop.

>>70764534
So you are choosing to sniff the farts of the Gremlin of Renown? You remember what happened last time?

>>70764583
>He is mad

If the Anon talking about the JP language is still here, I have a question. What did you about living expenses? Are you allowed to work there on a student visa? And if so what kind of jobs could a student learning Japanese do?

>>70764639
what do you mean? yuris graduation was 3 years ago... at least...

>>70764499
What are you watching first?

>>70764116
Did someone comission her to make the other squibs?

When does she play the real game?

>>70764653
How long have you been living with your mom Anon?

>>70764664
I don't need to.

My brain will be melted.

>>70764693
First I want to watch all the scary games because I love seeing her get scared. Right now I'm watching Alien Isolation streams.

>>70764746
after black souls 2 and kotor 2

>>70764750
What's that have to do with anything?

Lumi and Runie owe me sex.

>>70763840
that’s just phase weekly

>>70764739
Dizzy and Ember are official out of those made after "the incident".

>>70764653
hello this is your lawyer speaking I am advising you to keep posting posts exactly like this

>>70764583
I have nyo idea what you're implying, I'm just a silly pancoon

Which phase girl would appreciate some good tribute vids?

WATCH EMBER, SHE IS STILL ALIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE_KxTqROCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE_KxTqROCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE_KxTqROCQ

Phasers are the best livers.

>>70764331
she's pregnant

>>70764811
The Yuu and Loki ones are really good.

Owari da...

>>70764803
Wonder who is watching while we sleep? What if they assumed they would never be caught? Emphasis on assumed.

>>70764792
If you haven't seen them yet, the faith streams were really good as well

>>70764897
>purin's bf is me

>>70764897
Fucking kek all the lolis are sick
Not Jelly though

>>70764750
Since I was born 29 years ago

>>70764885
Thanks.

>>70764912
The faith streams?

RATE THE FOX
RATE THE SEKIRO TRAINING
RATE THE CUTE ANIME GIRLS
RATE THE PARRYS
RATE THE STREAM

>>70764897
Feel better BEAM-U

>>70764969
>>70764912
Oh the Unholy Trinity nvm I'll keep that in mind

>>70764900
I don't understand your choice of picture.

>>70763854
Jerry you fat bitch

>>70764897
I'm taking sleeping pills and regrouping tomorrow

>>70765085
You better share with the class, bitch

does jelly like her audience and chat

>>70764975
cute/10
she's really bad at this/10
see above/10
a TENma/10

is airi streams like jelly streams

>>70765085
Are they the good kind that can lead you to killing while sleepwalking?

>>70765040
Ever had a jealous parent, but knew ahead of time and instituted protection?

>>70765159
jelly is the least chat parasocial chuuba I've met

>>70765199

>>70765159
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1765344864798126395

>>70764897
>Wemi food poisoned
>Muyu breaking down and puking
>Panko dying for an unknown time
>Shiina's butt bleeding
>Jelly developing lung cancer from her smoking habit
>Airi lives in a society
>Hime and Dizzy exist
It's over

>>70764939
Jelly said she has the sniffles, hopefully it doesn't get too bad.

>>70765236
Jelly is such a dork.

>>70765241
>Shiina's butt bleeding
Yeah, sorry about that

>>70765159
Yeah but not in a loving or parasocial way. Chat is there for her to show music and Minecraft to.

>>70765199
>is

>>70764897
rrat: she is anxious about the upcoming ASMR. She does not want to disappoint her audience but also does not want to be a lewdtuber. This is tearing her apart.

>>70765199

>>70765159
They REALLY love making the same joke over and over again in chat, apparently she's a bugbrained autist that loves block game and solitaire, so she probably doesn't mind the consistency

>>70765294
What could cause such a thing?

>>70765321
are airi streams like jelly streams

Panko can take all the time she wants to recover but if she dropped Dark Souls I will anti her

>>70765159
Jelly is not capable of love as you understand it.

>>70765372
>reddit frog

>>70765225
My mom has been and still is very protective, but I can't say with any degree of certainty that she is now or ever has been jealous in direct or indirect relation to me. For that matter, I don't believe that she has any reason to feel such a way.

>>70765339
I hear she's now working on electromagnetic fusion containment in minecraft. Any scuttlebutt?

Guys did you see pankos new short?

i love runie a normal and sane amount.

>>70765318
kek

>>70765443
You know damn well it didn't start on reddit

[Ember News] She's unshowered and gym stinky

>>70765642
she didn't shower after the gym? gross...

where did Fishman find such great girls

>>70765537
>proud to be a tourist

[Tenma news] If you piss on her, you make mustard gas.

>>70765686
>where did Fishman find such great girls
Half of them are sick

>>70765686
Nasa LOOK OUT

>>70765463
I wish I were Jelly levels of autistic

>>70765686
the psych ward

>>70764829
I want to play games with her not watch her play games tbqh

She said the line!

balabros, where we at?

>>70765463
That arc is over, next is an adventure map (with friends if anyone wants to).

>>70763526
Every time I see this pank it's a different image from the set

drr drr drr

>>70765159
Jelly loves them in the way a musician likes their fans at a concert. I'm sure she appreciates them. But she isn't going to be parasocial for them.

Ember is living surrounded by catshit I've never been so turned off in my life. She just leaves it...?

>>70765948
What if someone posted the whole set haha

NIGGER
>NIGGER?
NIGGER
>NIGGER?
NIGGER
>NIGGER?
NIGGER
>NIGGER?
NIGGER
>NIGGER?
NIGGER
>NIGGER?
NIGGER
>NIGGER?
NIGGER
>NIGGER?
NIGGER
>NIGGER?
NIGGER
>NIGGER?
NIGGER
>NIGGER?
NIGGER
>NIGGER?

[Ember news] MAGA

>>70766009
wonderful post

>>70766009

>>70765159
https://youtube.com/shorts/g-iPWBHmk10

what phaser remembers chatters

nasa doesn't actually say that

>>70766009
Best post so far

>>70766009
thank you nasa-chan very cool

>>70766093
None of them. None of the girls actually care about any of us.

Nano is oinking like a little piggy and it makes my penis hard.

I wish I had a job where we could all pretend to be sick and our bosses didn't do shit about it.

>>70766009
If only every post on this website could be of such high quality.

>>70764687
nta but I've seen work study programs where they help you find employment while you study at their location.

>>70765318
>does not want to be a lewdtuber
come on now

>>70766217
Sucks to suck.

realistically speaking, none of you would want a vtuber gf
having to deal with them all the time would annoy the shit out of you

>>70766009
The greatest post in this thread

>>70766093
I told Panko I'm dropping her and she remembered me praising few days prior. I was gray and not really an active chatter.

it's me I cause the tummy hort.

>>70765241
Phase... Disconnect...

>>70766217
Are you implying something anon? are you trying to say that Phase talents lie to get a day off?

>>70765159
we have a mutually beneficial relationship

>>70764345
Lia. Only Lia.

>>70766093
pippa used to be very good with regular chatters back in the day :(

does nasa speak english

>>70766442
only when she notices certain people

I miss benadryl cyote

>>70765241
god dammit Shiina you still owe me your unwashed panties from valentines day

stop wearing cat ears

>>70763922
>this was almost a year ago
>I'm responsible for the Johnathan meme

>>70766563
the toe beans stay

>>70766093
lumi seems to but who really knows

>>70766563
Nyo

>>70765697
Can a chemist deduce the compound on tenma to cause this reaction?

>>70766563
Nah

>>70766502
Bernadyl coyote was a shitbull.

>>70766596
>>70766636
the color difference is making my autism flare up

>>70766563

>>70766654
That's not her fault

>>70766669
Do you like Hinya?

>>70764860
Yeah with me

>>70766563

>>70766286
That's rude as hell and very insensitive.

>>70766769
Is this real?

Is Hina the Nene of phase connect?

>>70766741
i want hina, meana and hinya to fight to the death!

I can't fucking believe it... Ember is eating on stream...
It's great

>>70766741
she's cute but her ears are too big

>>70766741
Yes!

>>70766563
bawlz

>>70763922
would lumi do this

>>70766866

>>70766563

>>70766093
My oshi knows me pretty well

>>70766217
You know that they aren't generating income for themselves when they aren't streaming. Or you would know if you weren't too busy wallowing in selfpity.

>>70766563

>>70766795
It was a joke and I bought membership afterwards.

>>70766953
They do with memberships

>>70766636
Why's she so perfect?

There's nothing wrong with being parasocial

>>70766836
No, she's Hina.

I bet Pippa watches storage wars

>>70766984
You're good then. Sorry for being a little harsh.

>>70767089
Absolutely.

>>70766093
If they stop reading your comments its pretty likely they remember you. They don't want to only read 1 person's comments all the time. That in turn incentivizes supas.

>>70763966
God, I missed the jigs.
When the old jigsite died, it was a tragedy. When the old jiganon died, a part of the thread's soul died with him.

>>70767089
if you brought up pawn stars in her chat I bet you'd hear some unsolicited strong opinions

I like 3 chuubas I feel like a whore

>>70765445
this guy needs help but which kind

[Ember news] She just complimented my dick

>>70767140
nyo....

>>70767252
She's got experience, dont worry

>>70767013
Only our ultra super genius Detective Ayase Yuu can solve that case, anon.

>>70767089
JUUUUP

>>70767140
I will NEVER supa!!

>>70767315
JUUUUUUUUP

>>70766563
no

>>70767408
god I'm so lonely

>>70767408
cat sex

shes trying to feed us now

>>70767367
I only just noticed Lumi was jizzing herself over erina art on twitter earlier

>>70767495
would she be mad if I stole her food?

>>70766245
She wants to be a lewd VA but can't really do that while still living with family. So she does the next best thing, but hates herself for having to be purple Yuko.

>>70766953
They don't need to. Memberships + merch covers them, and most of them come from rich families anyway.

>>70766769
If I plant one of those, will it grow into a Fox Friend?

Phasefriend Nanobites is streaming, if you care. She's so cute. I hope Sakana hires her one day...

so did lia get fired or nah

>his phase oshi never wore cat ears
LOL
LMAO

>>70767688
No

>>70767731
Yeah fired across deez nuts

>>70767731
yeah. unfortunately, she's gone.

>>70767731
She was just too racist

>>70767731
No, she's just taking a break to chill out and deal with some stuff that came up

>>70767731
Phase will never have a graduation. Lia has just been laid off indefinitely and signed an NDA

>>70767757
mine did and she fucking DIED
be careful what you wish for, anons

Moonjelly
Oh, heaven restores you in life

I spent a lifespan with no Jellmate
The long way back
Jelly, why can't we look the other way?
You're weightless, semi-erotic
You need someone to take you there
Jelly, why can't we look the other way?
Why can't we just play the other game?
Why can't we just look the other way?

>>70767842
Saya will graduate this year. Guaranteed.

>>70767688
I'm watching don't worry

>>70766563

Pippa will never be a real cat

when will Lumi have a 3d model like this

>>70767888
Saya will not graduate. Sakana will simply kill her. This is prophesied and unavoidable fate

>>70767877
This should be a soundpost, but I like it either way. It's been a while since I last read this

>>70767688
Already aware and watching

>>70767957
Sakana should rape saya to show her who’s the boss

>>70767978
I thought she was supposed to be a bunny not a lepr

>>70767955
when did this happen? I need it for research purposes

>>70768013
This is a cuck post, anon

>>70767955
I prefer schizo femanon

>>70767688
I'm watching Amiya because I like the music in this part

>tune in to ember
>she's crunching on something

>>70768032
3 weeks ago

>>70767731
give me the rratdown

>>70764013
If I was ever skeptical about a chuuba self-posting it would be this kek

>Pippa, Lia and Lumi aren't gfe
>Have some of the most parasocial fans in vtubing
Weird

>>70768164
It's tragic, but she's on break https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JxYQQw6TTg

>>70768044
For you maybe, for me its just a bitch getting what she deserves

>>70767955
>>70768125
sexo

>>70768217
All of the girls you listed made gfe content.

>>70768217
>Pippa and Lia
Sure I agree, they're not GFE.
>Lumi
Kill yourself.

>>70768217
Pippa just clicks, idk what to tell you. She means the world to me.

>>70768217
Lumi is definitevly GFE but she won't admit it because it makes her feel bad that she is taking advantange of lonely emotionally vulnerable men for profit

>>70768125
found it thanks I'll be back in 15

>>70768323
you can't say you're a man and emotionally vulnerable at the same time

Who ordered the GFE timeloop?

>>70768323
>Lumi is definitevly GFE but she won't admit it
she has literally called herself GFE on stream multiple times over the past year

Saying Lumi or Runie is GFE is like falling in love with the McDonald's cashier because she smiled at you

>>70768323
I don't care if she takes advantage of me as long as she tells me those sweet little lies

>>70767955
>when will Lumi have a 3d model like this
>posts a picture of Lumi
???

woman = GFE

>>70768388
Is Lisa gfe?

>>70768217
All the girls you listed are GFE

>>70768419
GFE Connect

>>70768401
I imagine our whole marriage and how we grow old together before I even finished my order

>>70768388
we never talk about foreskin anymore...

>>70768405
That is not Lumi.
Lumi does not have an ass like this.

>>70768388
thanks doc

>Pippa's fanbase are all white trash racists
Pippa's fans:

>>70768217
I'm parasocial for Lia in the same way I'm parasocial for Jesus

>>70766006
https://files.catbox.moe/abzasj.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/vygwo0.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ip840m.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/64idij.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/4ebg6a.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/hce8xm.jpg

>>70768388
This guy >>70768217
Btw even Lia "watch only Lia not the other girls" is/was GFE I don't know how much lietnam changed things for her chat.

>>70768401
Store cashiers never smiled at me...

>>70768465
Dizzy...
Go diddle it somewhere else.

>>70768070

Hina dying IRL today, this is so sad
https://twitter.com/HikanariHina/status/1765482668563538151

Hina is going to fucking die

you could change your life if you reinvested the time you take to have this argument every day (with literally identical posts every single thread) into anything else

honestly
the phase girls should stop being sick all the time

>>70768401
I'd argue Lumi is fair game given time past. Runie 100% though.

>>70768524
>i also ordered pizza :3
I hope it is ananas pizza.

>>70768483

>>70768524
Soju is weak

>make a big deal about how you don't like drinking and only do it infrequently
>Still make a drinking stream
Why lie?

>>70768401
Runie is 100% trying to be gfe.
Someone said in one stream something about a goth girlfriend, runie asked if she counted as goth, and when everybody said no, she said goth girlfriends were forbidden and the next stream she sung “almost gothic” while being dressed all in black.

>>70768524
did she get extra pineapple on her pizza?

>>70768543
>he doesnt play vidya and watch streams while arguing
ngmi

>>70768323
>but she won't admit it
why dont you watch streams?
>lonely emotionally vulnerable men
yeah, me

>>70768483

>>70768567
They're mentally sick, and that doesn't go away so easily.

>>70768543
>He says as he argues on 4chins
lol
lmao even

>>70768504
stop being ugly...

>>70768614
You've already killed 1 phaser with that, have mercy... there's going to be nobody left soon...

>>70768443
yeah, mine
>Verification not required.

I'm GFE

>>70768733
Link?

>>70768524
What's the point in a drinking stream if it probably isn't going to get you drunk?

I miss Yuri...

>>70768466
Why is Lumi in genshin? i thought her contract ended

>>70767955
>>70768466
I wouldn't be mad if lumi copied vei again

>>70768616
Hina anti's, step up your game

>>70768756
Hi miss yuri.
I anon.

I love my soon to be drunk wife Hina!

>>70768733
We know Pippa.

>>70768765
>>70768784

>>70768616
who? If this is hime I couldn't care less

>>70768751
Seems your brain is rotted enough already.

>>70768824
Hina doesn't get drunk

Ember is eating again

>>70768733
omg anons a whoring love him so much that fucking asshole probably has a girlfriend irl the best kind of GFE why weren't you posting last night? too busy having sex with random strangers you whore god I hate you why do I keep giving you money when you take advantage of me like this looking forward to your next post bro

Watching vtubers get drunk is a trashy college whores behavior.

>>70768896
V Tubers gone wild when?

>>70768896
Sad you can't get any?

>>70768886
To do something "again" you need to stop at some point prior.

>>70768592
SWEDISH PIZZA IS WORSE THAN PINEAPPLE PIZZA

>>70768886
It sounded like a veggie. I'm worried she might be on a diet.

Runie Ruse is the name and I served on the Phaseville train
'Til Fishman's cavalry came and tore up my scroll again
In the winter of '23, we debuted, just barely alive
By Jan. the twentieth, there was coffee to sell
It's a time I remember, oh so well
The night they drove old Dixie down
And /pcg/ was ringing
The night they drove old Dixie down
And goslings were singing
They went;
"Ru, huhu, ru, hu, hu, ruhu, ruhu, ruhu, ruhuhu"

>>70768896
lol, loser

>>70768888
>a whoring

I dislike Runatics.

>>70768896
especially when they supa another streamer with their actual name as the message haha

>>70768888

>>70768958
When I was a kid I'd get pineapple/ham or curry/banana pizza