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A Shondophrenic's Prayer

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not Shondo's fault.
And if it was, she didn't mean it.
And if she did
You deserved it.

waking up in the middle of the morning, shondo snuck into your bed again. brushing her bangs aside so you can look at her face, staring at it for a long time. she wakes up suddenly and is startled at you being awake and looking at her and she catapults herself upright in a panic as she makes a brand new shondo noise you didnt hear before, bashing her forehead into yours leaving a big bruise on it that she will complain for days is your fault

i really love fallenshadow a lot, its true

My wife is a miner

LOUD = FUNNY

Did you enjoy The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2, anon?

Using various objects to throw at shondos forehead

>>70735731
Cute

>>70737057
Ok this is really cute though
>>70738269
I'd like to throw books she puts off reading

>>70737598
How is it split into two though
Are there 2 breaking dawn movies? I'm still on the 2nd vod

Scared I don't know how I'll feel when i reach the bed breaking scene

What's different on the steam version? Of lobby 2 i mean

>>70740251
Achievements are also steam achievements and the steam overlay pauses the game. Everything else is the exact same

>>70740410
Naruhodo

shontoes in my FUCKING MOUTH

>>70740892
I like this image but I'm never saving it among my shondo folder

missing these just makes me want to kms
what is even the point anymore if I can't be there I'm a fucking failure

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://youtu.be/cNGjD0VG4R8?si=zmRNAy6uJw4xojPo

I love my gold digger of a wife

>>70741381
i'm feeling the same. really doesn't feel like she wants me around when i'm being continually gatekept from her most intimate streams over and over, but if i leave she'll also treat me as a bad person. you literally can't win with shondo. she is a god and you will abide or be cast into the depths of hell.

>>70729551
Wrong, he's not me. I didn't even read yesterday's night thread until this morning.

Ty for audio anon I fell asleep during stream

Sometimes I like to imagine eldritch god Shondo in her loli form just beating me up and making fun of me like a cat playing with a mouse.

I get how miserable missing these is, I've personally went through it myself and I unironically felt like my soul crumpled and died, her telling people not to gatekeep the vods instantly provided me with relief though
It felt as if i came back to life
>>70741381
I hope you work through the brainworms, it's not that bad! You have vods at least! Imagine if you had no vods? If just missing them now makes you want to kill yourself, imagine how bad it could've been had there been no vods, if you can't imagine how bad it could've been then it means brainworms are at fault
You're not a failure-- probably. I don't know you, maybe you are, but given your post there's not enough information to say that you are a failure
>>70741598
It's not gatekept, it's just unfortunate with the whole timezones thing
She does want you there, but there are certain circumstances and variables that get in the way
Also there's little chance of you being treated as a bad person or inferior to others purely because you didn't show up to a watchalong, how come you guys push this narrative onto the discord watch alongs, but not previous shadowchama streams?
You're probably mostly right when you say it's impossible to win against shondo, I'd like to belive there is a way though
I hope you work through the brainworms as well

>being married increases life expectancy by 12 years for men and 7 years for women
Shes giving us combined 100s of years of extra life, you should spend some of that time doing something for her too

>>70741928
this nigga writes too much and is too happy for sloppy seconds

>>70741992
I'm going to give her her desired appearance with the help of magic so she stops hating herself and I'll heal her mentally(if she wishes to get rid of her illnesses, that is. It's possible she'll be afraid to lose that part of herself, I'm unsure of her thoughts) and im going to stick by her for all of eternity for all future worlds until each meets their end and I'll have her start streaming in each and every one of them
I wish i could do more for her, as i am uncertain if she'll be able to come to terms with not having her same family in each world, shadowmama won't be her shadowmama in the next world, and im deeply saddened that I can't do anything about that
Same for otis, her different friends and anyone else she knows. The medical field is already expecting people below the age of 50 to live to 1000, hopefully that's enough time for shondo to come to terms with not meeting her friends in the next world(at least not 1:1 versions of them)

>miss the movie night again
gosh darn it

holy shit i cant believe how retarded some of you are. i knew you are all virgins but its wild how ignorant of the world you are

Ok

>>70743432
the virgin reality bound sex haver
>>70742537
wise mage in the making, his wizard tower will be complete by next year, magic having chad

sorry that wasnt nise there are things i dont know about and should make fun of people for not knowing something

Smile I'll always forgive someone willing to say sorry

Smile me too but not always just mostly, i have my limits

>>70741928
>You have vods at least! Imagine if you had no vods? If just missing them now makes you want to kill yourself, imagine how bad it could've been had there been no vods, if you can't imagine how bad it could've been then it means brainworms are at fault
i don't know how long you've been watching vtubers (or shondo), but the moment something happens in one of those discord streams the vods will not be released, either because she asked for it or because the archivers wants to "protect" her. this means that there is a very clear distinction between the people that are there and the people who aren't. you're being a bit naive here.

>>70742777
Its Twilight, dont feel bad
Just read a synopsis and you'll be able to fit in during stream

>>70744755
>thinking it's about the movie
ngmi

>>70744587
She said not to gatekeep the vods at all so this point falls flat on its nose, but i get where you're coming from nonetheless
>you're being a bit naive here.
Maybe, but I'll take shondo's word for what it is. Someone has to. If it leads to me getting hurt or something then I'll just have to endure it and hope I'm strong enough

>>70744123
>>70744280
im trying my best to be niser but its hard sometimes please be patient with me thanks

>>70744972
Orange already talked about trimming the VODs in case there are moments that she doesnt want shared. Theres always a chance that something is cut out or the VOD is deleted entirely

>>70744587
>the moment something happens in one of those discord streams the vods will not be released
start complaining about the deleted tweets and vods from the past then instead of something that hasn't happened yet. i can't imagine how you can live with all the fomo you have about the reps you missed out on. what about the tweets some people might not reply in time for? or her chats in other streams?
isn't this a problem with the main stream and alt stream too?
you're being irrational as far as i can tell, sounds like you're upset with the foundation of the relationship in general and nothing will ever satisfy you

>>70745080
Owari da, unironically shover
Actually 1984
It's ggs
Uuuuuuu

i cant believe they went with "it was a dream the whole time"

>>70745891
tbf the sequence wasnt in the book at all, im just glad they worked the fight scene in, even as Arno's vision of his own death

>>70746160
you told us this last night shondo

>>70746160
I guess the movies were for the fans but having never read the books it felt like a cop out

Mental taking a hit, but I'm goated so I'll persevere
Probably

Astridson, fix your game

>>70746990
just copy that file from a different game
cant be that hard

>>70747192
That was the first thing I did, I'm not that retarded. Still doesn't work.

>>70745080
Multiple people upload the vods. I dont think it will but If your theoretical scenario ever happens and nobody uploads the full version ask in offline chat for the full vod and somebody will give it to you.

>>70746990
I updated it right now, file was missing in latest patch I did right before launch. Can you check if it works nkw?

If you updated it from the old version (like I did when testing) it would have worked because steam doesn't seem to delete files


I will say, steams site for uploading games is the worst thing I have ever seen,its so easy to miss shit

>>70747495
Had to reinstall because steam didn't detect any updates for it. Now it works, thanks.

>>70747432
>and somebody will give it to you
you're trusting them too much

I want to trust my shoggas and fellow husbands

>>70748528
you can't

>>70748820 (me)
>you were talking to him
didn't realize. fomo over this is dumb anyway

>>70748820
I can want whatever I want

>>70748528
I want to as well but I just can't. Especially when I forgive them once and then they do the same shit again. Trust no shogga.

>>70745080
Don't worry I've started recording the discord movies and I download and keep every VOD for a few weeks before deleting it. Just in case faggotry. If it happens I'm dropping the unedited VOD /here/.

these are worst worms I've had all these months
if the goal was to filter me, good job, they're winning

>>70751129
surely you dont mean because of twishite

>>70751129
waht did i do this time ;-;

>>70751129
>if the goal was to filter me
bye bye, we're gonna go back to comfy 3 view status

>>70741992
Actually she is reducing your life expectancy since you aren't actually married and she constantly causes psychic damage and stress to everyone and sets them against one another. She is evil and calculating and will always do what is worst for the most people.
You will be punished for the transgressions of others and your positive actions will be treated as that of a collective. You quite literally cannot trust her other than trust she will do the worst thing at every turn, and that the only recourse you have is to self lobotomize and put your head in the ground.
And it will only get worse.

>>70751602
Scared

another day i didnt wake up in a puddle of shondo drool. why live

>>70751602
When are you going to move on Fleece?

>>70751426
even if we did it wont matter, the chat meta has changed forever and its still going to be spammed to oblivion. look at movie days on the alt, look at even guerilla streams on chama. Theres no going back to before

>>70752005
I know, im just shitposting, neosky alone can put some 4 view chats to shame

>>70751917
There's always tomorrow

I think I broke myself bros. I honestly loved her, but felt that this online love could be fully dissociated from what I felt offline. So I didn't feel any kind of way about still pursuing 3D women, why would I? They aren't ever going to take my oshi's place.
I still think this logic holds, but after this shadow weekend my ability to only think of her as an anime girl is shattered. I can't keep the barrier in my heart up, and I don't know what to do. There's no way this ends well for me but I can't see a path out

I hate newfags

>>70744972
>She said not to gatekeep the vods at all so this point falls flat on its nose, but i get where you're coming from nonetheless
so let's make an extreme example then. let's say her brother comes into the room and says her full name. do you think she'd ask for the vods to still be released? if no, then there you go.

>>70752229
Hang in there shogga, decide after today's stream

>>70752435
SyadouClueless she might

>>70752357
syadouYay in chat

>>70745089
you're missing the point completely, which is also how i know you don't actually love her, nor do you understand this relationship

>>70752435
>Shondo saying
:D
>Shondo doing
D:
Also in that example there is little chance of it not being posted in the thread, people literally can't stop themselves.

>>70752229
maybe this is the true purpose of the watchalongs

>>70752922
elaborate or concede

>>70752229
>I honestly loved her, but felt that this online love could be fully dissociated from what I felt offline. So I didn't feel any kind of way about still pursuing 3D women
gfe vtuber with secret bf logic

I understand this relationship. I put in all the effort and she says my name once a month in a mandatory interaction. If I watch someone else and she finds out I am a dirty whore. If I want to talk to her outside of stream, tough luck.

She gives me the biggest, most retarded smiles. I love her so very much.

>>70752229
>my ability to only think of her as an anime girl was shattered
What's the issue here? I originally fell in love with rrk so I was attracted to the fucked up weirdo behind Shondo way before creating my twitch account. Vod watcher > rrk > stream enjoyer. The only thing that changed is that I broke my 8 years streak of only party timing to anime girls, her flesh hands and cute fingies are pure sex. How could I resist? Now I can even appreciate random alt girls that remind me of her but I'm not doing it to them tho, I'm just looking respectfully as they say.

>>70753307
kill your ego and become the shadow man, then everything she does and says is for you

>>70752435
>critter yabs something in her sleep or wakes up and says something
Big Brother orange will fix it such that nothing happened

>>70753307
don't forget the part where you come here to cry about how you are unsatisfied with the relationship but do nothing about it and refuse to leave, very important

>>70753433
I expected that last night with how loud shondo was being

>>70753343
>What's the issue here?
I am rapidly losing space for romantic love towards anyone who isn't this ultimately unobtainable heavensent being. I don't want to be miserable but I don't want to not love her anymore, I just wish I could partition my heart again

>>70747495
Minor visual bug
Also, I'm not getting any achievements. The game detected my old save but I deleted it so maybe that has something to do with it.

>>70753381
Based and (You) pilled.
All the kisses are for me, individuals get a thank you before she makes out with me to celebrate.

to play devil's advocate here, i think people who takes this relationship seriously is feeling the effects of stagnation. there is no progress in the relationship anymore, and realistically there can't really be any progress either. for her it changes because newfags do add their own flare to things, coming in with a new perspective, but for regulars everything has turned into one big timeloop at this point. i've been here for a long time now, hearing her make a kiss sound for the 532538th time isn't gonna make me spam syadouBlush in the chat 100 times anymore. i don't know man. wish shoggers could be more understanding of each other out more. it's an unconventional relationship, so unconventional perspectives are needed or it just won't work.

>>70753690
Thanks, fixed the visual bug, are you not getting the in game achievements, or steam achievements?

>>70753808
I know what you mean. I feel like the relationship was developing well and getting more intimate up until maybe June or July of last year, but nothing new has happened since then. The late night movies are fun but aren't too different from just late night chama streams. I don't know what she can do about it or what we can do about it. I made a promise of forever but if it only took this long to reach mid marriage stagnation I don't know what the future holds

>>70753497
It's the only method of communicating dissatisfaction to my wife.

>>70753808
think about it from her perspective more.
>it's an unconventional relationship, so unconventional perspectives are needed or it just won't work.
a stagnating relationship is one of those unconventional things you have to be ready to deal with, a conventional relationship is more suited to that. that's why i'm not just going to agree with someone complaining about it.
i understand what you mean completely, but this is what you sign up for.

>>70753963
Steam achievements. This is the new save.

My life is very chaotic so I appreciate the recent stability. It makes returning to Shadow feel like coming home

>>70754131
If you press shift tab does the steam overlay come up in the game like with other steam games?

The sooner you understand that the she devil holds you in nothing but contempt, the sooner you can set yourself free.

the logical progression is t3 only fans

the solution to all your brainworms is very simple: just win lol

>>70754235
Yes

Actually the idea of Shadow expressing contempt for me makes me want to party bear time

>>70754057
it's not communication when you whine to her every day after being told no, it's manipulation

>>70754057
take your fucking medication

>>70754349
Being told 'No' by her would require direct personal interaction, which doesn't exist.

Long posts have been posted oddly quickly, i think I'll return after stream, bye shoggas, i may chat less than usual today, so you better send more messages

>>70754578
I'll try my best to be in the top 25 today

>>70754497
if you think she's /here/ then you know she's read it after the 5th time, after that it's up to her what she does with your dissatisfaction. you're not being honest or smart if you think her inaction isn't an answer

>>70754250
the stripper is playing a character

>>70754342
I deleted my folder, reinstalled from steam and got an achievement I didn't have yet (idol perks) and it showed up on steam for me, so this is going to be hard to troubleshoot since it works on my machine

>>70754663
Remember the best time to post criticisms or suggestions is 2 hours after stream so she's already had a chance to catch up on what was said during and is live monitoring the thread

>>70754833
thanks shondo, good to know

I get called shondo once a thread at least, stop it

>>70754342
Can you test 1 more thing for me please, if you are in game, when you open the steam overlay does the game pause or do the (you)s still move?

She's not here, you all bore the heck out of her when you replace your You masks with anon balaclavas. Xive and Orange are def around though

what do you a guys think about the possibility of shondo getting even more popular? if she ended up as a mid 4view like pippa and started to average 4,000+ ccv would this be a dealbreaker for you? i’d be upset to not get read as much as i do now but i want others to experience her love like I have. how many viewers would be too much though?

Astrid I hope you make more games this looked so soulful the last time she streamed. I can't wait to play after work today

>>70755183
I'm expecting her to reach Shylily levels unless she (continues to) actively sabotage as a form of community grooming. I'll be a little sad but I'm training myself to think of her as only an imouto so I can be unequivocally excited over her success.
Thinking on it, I'm really lucky to have just barely gotten in during the say hi to every individual viewer days

>>70754808
Oh wait the achievements carried over when I made a new save
>>70755126
The game pauses

>>70755183
I think I would become a lurker if chat speed doubles

>>70755344
i think this is a healthy way to look at it, good for you anon. those numbers line up with my expectations desu, hopefully 4-5k ccv would be enough to let a house with some more room for her and her family, that’s the main thing i want for her

>>70755132
OK shondo

>>70755183
I would leave.

>>70755470 me
>>70754808
I deleted the folder \AppData\Roaming\Godot\app_userdata\Lobby 2
tried again and it worked :D

>>70755183
if she hits 4k ccv avg she wont be keeping up the larp

>>70756025
that's what the secret club will be for

>>70756158
there wont be a secret club

>>70755183
You don't have to worry, people don't like being treated unfairly from their point of view. Which in turn means that either she'll have to ignore the "super regulars, regulars" and everyone else, equaling them amongst themselves, or the newfags just won't stick around. But in our case this is unrealistic, there are always moments that the newfags can't make up for, and thus will feel humiliated and inferior to everyone else. Even if they don't care about her as a wife, the moment of inequality is very much disliked by many and the chance of staying is drastically reduced.
And as far as I noticed, the bigger the purse, the more this moment presses on a person's ego. Especially the one who wants everything at once, because he has the money for it.
It's very silly to assume that newfags won't notice such a "completely insignificant" thing as being third-rate from the very beginning.
We're not going to say what's right and what's wrong. It's just that people don't usually like it, that's all.

>>70756211
;)

Imagine the 1hr long thankathons at 4k viewers every stream, holy shit.
Atleast neosky would still dominate the chat

>>70756257
i will ensure any secret club is exposed in order to stop the super regulars from cucking my 4000 shoggas

>super regulars
that shit is still making me laugh

>>70756218
>people don't like being treated unfairly from their point of view
this community disproves that since people complain about it every day but still stick around

>>70756389
there are ways to prevent you from doing that

>>70756460
;)

>>70756495
now you're starting to get it ;)

i will win before there are that many viewers :)

>>70756397
she said super active regulars

>>70756009
That's good to hear.

>>70755205
I'm planning to make more, but maybe not as complicated as this one for a while

>>70756456
Just because they stay doesn't mean they like it or bring anything to the community. They are just the weakest ones who can't break the vicious circle (for them or for her), tormenting themselves, which does neither them nor others any good.
I don't have statistics on why people don't stay long and who are all these 1,5-2k people who don't even post in chat. But every such moment plays a role in why she still hasn't gone up and she has only 350 real subscribers.

The demotion to 'chat' and 'regular' is proceeding as planned. Soon the purge of infighters, groomers, unicorns and troublemakers will be upon us. Shondomination is inevitable. Will you perish?

I was told she got a VOD guy but last upload on yt was 2 weeks ago, are they going to upload regularly or what?

>>70756917
She's waiting for the youtube strikes to expire so if she gets another her channels aren't deleted

>>70756908
viewbotting

>>70757001
ok ty

>>70756908
She clearly has more than 350 subscribers anon, 300 is the partner plus baseline and Nina recently cleared that. She said at the time she had 3 or 4 times the requirement which means she probably has around 1k+ organic subs.

>>70756917
You can’t upload anything to a channel for 2 weeks after it receives a strike. Youtube literally put you in timeout. The strike will last for 90 days before it’s cleared but more vods should be going up soon now.

If she just automatically uploaded the vods then there would never have been a problem.

>>70757167
She already said she tried that and every upload was fucked up in some way. Watch streams.

there is no problem. i trust my wife

>>70757158
thanks orange say hi to her for me in your next DM

>>70757208
Wow this thing that works for everyone else doesn't work for her, weird! I wonder if she actually tried at all or bothered to troubleshoot instead of procrastinating? She is awfully busy outside of streams, so I can understand.

>>70757249
>>70757378
why are you jealous that he dms her a couple times to talk about youtube vods? her business email is public anyway

Is today a game focus day? Wednesdays usualy have a lot of zatsu but it's ds1 and she needs to progress

>>70757452
>dms her a couple times
;)

>>70757452
don't forget the people who still have access to her twitter dms

>>70757452
don't worry orange i know you keep it strictly professional

Reminder that Orange should lose husband status just like moderators.

>>70757523
1.5hr zatsu (25 minutes thanking)

Today I can't stop thinking about her and smiling.

place your bets now, late or on time?

>>70757846
6 minutes late

i want her to know i exist

I dm with her but I don't call myself a husband so it's permitted

Glue is the oink poster

someone commission boppin drawing to draw shontoes (barely visible through leggings/socks) pls...

>>70758171
kek

>>70757102
You can always check the Twitch chat log.
Yes, I was a bit wrong, the average would be around 400 +- the rest is gift subs. But that's not really the point.
Even though she said she's more comfortable with just the 200 regulars she knows in the chat. You think she wants to go higher?

>1k+ organic subs
So I'll have to recheck the logs, I probably screwed up, in that case. Because in 6-7 months of logs I've found about 10,000 subs in total, most of which were gifted.

Either way I wish her success, with or without us.

>>70758171
that's nice glueeater

>>70758171
No I'm not but I'm really good at killing memes by posting them in chat

oink

>>70758231
Glueeater is Otterstudio

ah the classic hbm not working excuse

>>70758231
Don’t give these things attention then dumbfuck. Why are you bringing attention to a “meme” degrading your wife’s appearance?

scince baffled by one womans ability to fuck everything up

it is interesting that she's always late all of a sudden. that does mean something, as trivial as it may seem

>>70758384
its playful banter, retromancer. don't blow a gasket

>>70758384
i think her oinker is cute

>>70756495
;)

>>70758384
You're overthinking it

>>70758410
What does it mean?

>>70758443
Keep your anti banter out of chat, fag.

>>70758410
she's trying to test what she can get away with, the answer is everything

>>70758567
no clue, we need the shoncologist to explain

interesting that she put dark souls on her zatsu catch-up day instead of lobby 2

i love you shondo

Played Dead Rising because of Shondo and it turned out to be one of the best games I've ever played

>>70758772
Probably because she know I'd have problems on launch day and wanted to give it some time for others to playtest it, that's what I would have done

I have a good feeling about this stream

>>70758994
kek

>>70758984
fair, but i wish we'd get more dark souls than just a couple of hours :(

>>70759090
FUCK I want to watch cars with her now

>>70758613
>anti
lol, lmao even

head hurts from drinking
legs hurt from dancing
shondo in da klub

she doesnt get nervous at da klub

>>70759344
Lips chaffed from the cold night air

>I am the asylum demon
Pure kino

she's in the thread again

>shadow weekend
>grrr i hate her i hate everything i am angry
>stream starts
>i love her i need her i love her

your heartbeat is so high because you're so unfit shondo please go on countryside walks with me and we can do couch to 5k together later

>>70759184
i stand with you g-san you're one of the few shoggas who hasn't posted cringe

>>70759703
It’s so high because she’s always thinking of me, and when it goes higher it’s because she’s thinking of me doing things to her

>>70759774
this but me

are people just gaslighting in the chat? i couldnt hear anything

>>70759866
yes-men are seriously retarded, not sure why you're surprised

>>70759866
turn on ffz audio compressor and raise your volume
sounded like crickets and a faint heartbeat

>>70759866
Tou can't hear the cricket?

>>70759956
i have the stream on 100% i will just go back later and check with the OS and browser volume turned up. if i have to turn it up that much to hear something in the background that makes me wonder how fucking loud people have the stream usually

>>70759866
I think I could with audio compression kn, but it's hard to tell if it's her heart or your own blood in your ears when it's so low

she's not even a human stripper she's a cricket in a mech

>>70759866
>>70759903
Get hearings aids unc

My imouto-wife is full of crickets.

>>70760113
if you dont turn your volume down you will need a hearing aid

>>70758613

thats fine shondo, we can keep trying

new fib just dropped

>not pregnant
All that fucking for nothing
Dogeza now!!

She’s already on vacation in the Netherlands with nina

she chose to visit nina instead of going with the rest of her family

>whenever I feel like it
at least the 4am vods will be on main

she hates ASMR

Didn't I tell you fags she already went to paris the last time she was "sick" for 10 days?

so she'll take 2-3 days off anyway? so it's just a normal week but with no schedule?

>>70759866
There were rhythmic high-pitched crackles.
So if your headphones can't into the high frequencies, you probably didn't hear anything, but it was easy to miss it, I guess.

I will be camping heathrow departures and looking for them shondo

>>70760703
ah, that explains why people here could hear it but i couldn't. only women can hear high frequencies.

>in high school
shes already planning for her entire family still being together in that house that far away lmao

>working as hard as I can
LOL

SHE'S HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Heres the solution Shondo: You move in with me and they can take your spot in the critter hub.

still hasn't finished up the goals for the subathon 1.5 fucking years later despite supposedly working 24/7. what the fuck?

>>70760862
European families are different, there's no real reason to move on your own if you don't want.

gold digger family

gold digging family

based FE getting her daughter to golddiggermaxx

>>70761125
>>70761129
it's the gypsy/jew genes

Shadowmama and Oli are quite literally going to save this marriage for one lucky shogger.

retro is FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT in chat holy fuck lol

shadowmama if you manage to pressure her into doing it I'll be the best husband to you and father to all your children

holy kek

Time to hit up all the pubs in the northeast to find Shadowmama and make sure she knows my wallet is fat so she introduces me to her daughter.

Retromancer is speedrunning becoming the next Fleece, keep it up Shondo

why are anons from /lig/ so fucking annoying and preachy all the time

hes hemorrhaging points...
retro just stop....

>virgin
DYRBI?

>thinking enough about fucking to bring it up with shadowmama

>>70761501
yes

what the fuck even is this topic

CLANG CLANG GANG

>>70761454
retromancer is probably going loose in there

Yup, shes /here/ confirmed

>>70761527
Please understand, she is asexual. She doesn't think about this kind of weird thing.

>>70758296

This is true, I'm Glueeater

>>70761765
at least spell his name right

I'm not here, dummies
takee yuor fucking meds

>post something
>she references it in a stream a day later
mother i need to take my meds where are my meds mother help me nooooo im going insane

>she's actually pretending to do shit during the watchalongs

>>70761791
I'm sorry I fibbed

if she references john f. kennedy this stream i'll believe she's here smile

>arabic Hs all over the place

SHE READ MY MONKEY ENTERTAINER POST YESTERDAY
i will not be convinced otherwise

>>70761974
is that why she couldn't put the movie on until she spent like 20 minutes doing some of the only work she even has offstream

any minute she's going to start raging about the schizo comments

shondo please get rid of the ara ara redeem

>>70762371
She can't because she knows they're right. Schizos run this shit.

this bit only works when you don't do literally this over people leaving

shondo make like a monkey in captivity and masturbate

she's really stopped trying to laugh cutely

>>70762581
bit? that was fan service

oinkbros run this shit

>>70762628
and 90% of kisses are now growl ones
is she trying to not sound cute except in secret streams to sabotage growth or is gremlinmaxxing to cynically gain viewers

>>70762220
normally I ignore these "references", but I could buy this one
>I think she should sacrifice her mental and physical health to entertain us every hour like a circus monkey

what was that tone on the "I love you too"

>>70762811
im not sure if i even buy it myself kek
but the coincidence on my shitposts to that entire topic was funny at the very least

>>70762811
>ignore the more blatant references
>this less blatant one is definitely the one though
meds

>>70762867
Which one?

>>70763064
There are no blatant references
Also, I have infinite mental stability and don't need meds

>>70763452
she literally just said otter studio, explain that

>>70763478
kek

catching up, she does know she can't put off everything she's afraid of forever right?
she's going to go on a vacation with one sister but can't go with her whole family?

oh boy i cant wait for attentionwhore4chu to raid today

>>70763496
I don't know. I've been going on 20 years on some things. I think forever is totally feasible

>>70763496
this is the same vacation as the one she was supposed to go on with the critter. they just changed things around and more people ended up joining

>>70763452
>There are no blatant references
syadouClueless

>>70762867
yeah babe i love you i guess

>>70763496
she's going to stream while on secret vacation, no critters in the hotel room but expect "internet issues" from bad hotel wifi

>>70763888
Why put it in quotation marks. What are you implying.

i jobbed today, only a couple of reads and now its gaming time

>>70764006
you never stood a chance jobber anon

>>70764006
I got a read on my second message after "hi" and took the day off. Feeling lazy and regretful

its ok i will just get a mandatory read with bits sometime in the future

someone asked why I liked ds2 the other day.
forgot to mention majula as one reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpSoGZa3Hrw

>>70764201
based. love the majula ost

>>70763985
shitty british internet = hotel wifi

>>70764006
its okay King you are still a favorite and always will. third rates pray and cry to get one message read per month

>>70764006
got zero reads as always :)

female navigation is real, cresty even told her what to do

mine > your's

Might fuck around and craft a female identity and catfish my wife for extra attention.

>>70764338
do you type anything?
I have no sense of how much of the community is totally ignored

>>70764383
What gamersupps does to a mfer

>>70764481
;)

>oh armour's the most important in this game
>starts stripping

>>70764398
i'm in top 50 every stream

>>70764398
She ignores about 95% of of us
favourites know what they have and that's why the try their hardest to maintain the status quo. favourites don't exists do not notice things don't complain shut up and nod etc.

>>70764288
but im a third rate...

>>70764632
that's honestly unexpected (and shitty)
>>70764671
I am not a favorite and don't have much of an issue getting read though, so this comes off as schizo-ish to me

she was in the thread and heard she won't be beating o&s with a straight sword

i feel bad that i dont know anything about this game so i cant really interact with her anymore this stream :(

>>70764890
why would anyone say that?
longsword can melt through anything. I just don't suggest it because it's boring and everyone hates it

>>70764890
MEDS

>that's so big
>bet that hurts
>bet that hurts a lot
i'm gonna cum

her lines when she sees my girth poised at the entrance to the shunny

>i don't want to two hand it

We need her to improve to 3k ccv so she feels empowered to get rid of the current favorites and oilers. Then she can decline back to 1k and we'll be eating good.

>>70765197
OH FFFFFFFUCK

>>70765211
that will just bring her closer with them because she values familiarity

160 iq btw :)

>>70765211
How does this decline happen? Does a meteor hit, indirectly causing an ice age, wiping out the viewers that can't adapt?

wish she would talk to my dick with the slurpy retarded baby voice

>>70765403
recycling old yabs

the retarded screeching and retarded laugh ruin it though

>>70765528
why are you even here?

>>70765562
to try and hurt her

>>70765498
you're not worried that the favorites have gained immunity to them at this point?
This plan has some holes

illiteratechama i said i enjoy the retarded slurpy baby voice

>>70765602
they already got banned, the audience will be snackers and boobros

>>70765562
For gameplay not to listen to her ramble

you people are such women uuuu u must hate wife u say bad thing uuuuu u must hate she uuuuuuu why say bad uuuu

>chat give me the best gear now

>>70765683
>wont defend his wife
go back to your side hoe

it's like she's trying to be as retarded as the rabbit

>>70765728
She doesn't want you to defend her.

>>70765791
im not a yesman so i will defend her when she doesnt want me to

>>70765528
I think they're charming.

>>70765768
shes shonsyde philling

>>70765839
that's great I hate them good talk

i love her slurping i would melt if i heard her doing it in person

>>70765832
I don a white cape every time I open this thread, and I don't care whether she wants to be defended or not

she's just copying neppies build

second rate nep better than third rate wife

>>70765954
baseg

good lord

>>70765791
keep telling yourself that fleece

i like her attempts at monkeymaxxing more than her attempts at nepmaxxing

>>70766136
her words

guess thirf had too many brain worms from the last planet zoo stream, now he's going on a break

>>70766162
cute ai shonders

>>70766271
her words to purityfags complaining about ryona

>>70766323
I have a lots of brainworms too but I would never take a break. I don't want to miss out on anything.

stop dereking

>>70766363
no it was about not giving attention to antis

can you shoggies derek me its been a while and I want to feel seen

>>70766390
based persevering shogga

>>70765791
Don't believe that, also didn't ask her

i dont care what she says for me to do or not i will defend her against antis even when i know the antis are also just other husbands shitposting, just because i love her
only i get to anti her, other people and herself shouldnt and i will fight against that

>>70763502
good call

>>70766493
Are you the one that streams his work?

>spent literally 0.5s reading thirf's essay
ok so he really did something to piss her off

attention whore raid who could have guessed

>>70766683
She had enough of his anti loli faggotry.

>>70766503
rrk trauma. The moment I take a break I know I'll miss out on getting access to another secret account

>>70766683
What did thirf say?

>>70766674
no im the other shogga :(

>>70766766
vacation

;)

>>70766451
that only makes it worse so i don't care

i know i will never be a favorite candidate because i have never been namedropped

>>70766749
boy wouldn't that suck constantly feeling anxiety 5 minutes after stepping away from your computer, can't imagine how that would feel haha
:(

>>70766845
do something retarded and someone will name drop you

>>70766928
im too well adjusted in my mental illness to do something retarded

>>70766973
Have you been keeping at the non-retard grind for a while? Maybe you'll eventually become known as a stable pillar of the community.

>>70766863
shit yourself

>>70767131
Feel a bit honored to have been shit myselfed

>>70767131
pay attention to the game shondo

>>70766863
when she went a day without tweeting this shadow weekend I started searching for alts D:

>>70767039
sadly i believe being retarded is what gets you ahead in this community

>>70767297
you also must be ambiguously pedo

>>70767382
>ambiguously

>>70767297
unironically a normal woman thing. You need to show some retardedness or the women gets anxious that they have no purchase in the relationship

vibes are off
she's forced herself into using zweihander while in shield user mindset so she keeps dying
she should switch back or unbind the block button and learn to keep distance

>Have to be retarded but in the right way to become a favourite
Say it isn't so... I can only do one kind of retardation...

Is she farming balder knights for something?

>>70767492
I recently started playing again and even with my experience dumping your stats into str just to wield the zwei in the early game when every swing takes your full stamina bar is just rough

>>70767492
it's funny to see her stand right next to her enemies instead of managing her distance and hit them as they're coming towards you

>>70767297
just pretend to be retarded

>>70767492
I don't like how quickly she went on asking for the best gears possible instead of trying stuff and figuring out on her own.

>>70767573
Can confirm. Does make you feel a bit like a skinwalker though.

okay, she's in her stubborn mindset of "nothing works". this stream is gonna end with rage