/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

im not watching but i can't close the thread i just wanna read what you guys are saying..

hey bro... (. ᴗ .)

Toto cute

Group 3 has the highest chance of saying the correct sentence because Meloco can explain it to Ittetsu in Japanese

wuca wuca!
toto cute...

molesting vantacrow bringer! sex with all of group 1

luca rabu!!

>pudding rather than praise
That's way easier what the fuck

are these sentences just like idioms

toto MEGA SEX

who the fuck is this??

Hey bro, esperanza can't catch a way.

Love you, Milord!

I'm cracking up so hard from this

I LOVE MY BIG SISTERS!!!!!!

Luca love!

>>70727117
Hey bro...

gaku's laugh is so noticeable

Esperanza can't catch a break man.

sex with my cute wife

VIVA VIVA HAPPYU

Apparently these sentences are just direct translations of Japanese proverbs

hey bro (/ω＼*)
toto is so cute..

>petra is dumb
>petra's sister is dumb
THEY ARE

Can they pick an English phrase for once instead of picking some JP idiom and translating it

>>70727131
thats against the rules dumb anon

pardun?

>eigo?
kek millie

>pudin?
>yeah eigo?
KEK

Pudding? Pardun?

>pudding?
>pardun? fartjer? father? ben
who is father ben

toto.... cute

Pudding faddun been....
>>70727131
They can't explain it to each other

Esperan on deez za

>>70727216
I think that's the point though. The more ESL it is the more potential for misunderstandings

Toto...

Pardun?

>>70727168
They have the same weird shimmery hair

Pudding farder.

You wanna know why I actually hate aloupeeps for real
1) You continue to stick by her even as she does all this horrible shit to you.
2) You REFUSE to hold her to any sort of standard even when she's legitimately being a bitch
3) You conflate her model with her personality, as if someone with a cute model can't possibly have a bad personality.

It is absolutely impossible to have respect for you under these conditions.

TOTO SEEEEEEEEEEX

cocksleeve material

joewari da...

>>70727196
i hate staffs so much its unreal

are they talking in french KEK

toto...

>>70727212
cute!

>you will never get double paizuli from Meroco and Rain
It's oval

pudding fondue yes

>>70727262
BEN DEEZ NUTS

group b is kinda boring desu

elira is literally there now how did they fuck up the english phrases so bad

>too berserker
kek Gakkun

I could use some Pudding/fondue, them yes.

Luca....

Fondu????

>fanum
STICKING OUT YOUR GYATT FOR THE RIZZLER
YOU'RE SO SKIBIDI
YOU'RE SO FANUM TAX

>dare
lmfao

pudding fondue bin!

>>70727294
hoply moly

Sister Clare, hold onnnnn!

>ben?
>
>da re?

Putting the worst at EN JP first and the worst at English EN next to her was retarded as fuck, Toto could've spoken clear as day and Millie still would've been confused as fuck
>>70727381
They probably showed most of them to Shu and he was like "rumao yeah whatever sure"

Isn't Claire eigo jozou

Pudding fun bean yes?

>>70727479
YES

>pudding fon bin yes
Sister Claire...

WHERE DID THE YES COME FROM

>>70727450
anon that's the point...

Remember when there is a sudden vitrol saying this shit sucks then it’s the fatty trying to delfect

pudding fond bin yes.......

Praise->yes?????

>>70727503
toto chan.......

>>70727503
>WHERE DID THE YES COME

USE YOUR BRAIN UKI SAVE THEM

PUDDING YES

>>70727516
The point is for it to get slowly fucked over time not incoherent after 1 try...

>pudding rather than praise
HANA YORI DANGO DOESN'T EVEN TRANSLATE TO THAT

>>70727381
Pretty sure its on purpose that they are like this. If you use unconventional sentences it makes it less likely people can guess from the garbled mess and only get it if they successfully transmit it.

>I'm so sorry
>WHAT
KEK

>>70727301
>>70727450
Fatty hands posted these

Pudding fondant yes

uki gave up kek

PUDDING!!!
FONDANT!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least he tried to make it understandable lmao

Poor oliver

Pudding fondled the breasts.

PURIN PON DA BEACH

Surprised there's no shitposting or raiding. Guess the contract isn't actually crazy.

hes fuckin dead

he's bullying uki...

>>70727569
It’s the second sentence in parentheses

the type of phrase for FAT FUCKS

>i'm not trying to be offensive
he knows about uki and how fragile he can be kek

Pudding Fondant YES
next on Kotokoto cooking

oliver trying to save his group.....

Pudding fondant will make cheeks mochi mochi

>>70727569
Is dango a pudding?

Pudding fondue the best

>>70727645
dummy is this your first rodeo? They'll spam after the big stream

>mm
toto best

>>70727637
I'm pudding

wait a second how the fuck did they get pudding

>>70727569
LOCALISATION STRIKES AGAIN

>>70727645
It’s just the things that are shorty that we already knew (Anycolor keeps shit like playbuttons) and normal corporate conditions that people are twisting scenarios out of

ummm internsama..

>>70727704
No. It's closer to dough in texture

>>70727776
Dango

>>70727645
It's a complete nothingburger from what I have seen. Basically confirmed everything we already knew except I think it was confirmed they actually do get money towards their debut and they don't get nothing at all like people used to claim for some reason.

>>70727645
Drama is temporary kino is forever

waiiting for the ittetsu and vox kino

I wonder if the Japanese part will be easier

>>70727645
They got utterly btfo with the 2% salary shit and the contract also says that you can reimburse your flights so they look like retards. They're also being cannibalized by their own for not being able to understand that no, you cannot use your Nijisanji vtubing avatar on your roommate and that it isn't draconian to have a clause explaining that

millie comforting toto chan cute

They put meloco in the first, it's OVERRRRRR

whoever had the idea to put the dumb ens between the jps deserves a raise

>haste makes waste
They're going to fuck this up

SHE'S NIJIEN FOR REAL!

oh maybe a pass

It's funny how you're funding their international vacation and their plush wealthy lifestyle while you sit there like a loser.

Literally kill yourself fag

Doesn’t seem too hard this one

eigo jouzu ittetsu

>>70727704
i thought pudding means dessert in bongland

this one is so damn easy

Please fuck this up so my aspie son say something else

merocos pronunciation, kya

>>70727645
It's getting real bad now but let's be real it's not like you guys will ever give a shit about the liver's well being

VOX IS GONNA CARRY THIS ROUND BROS I KNOW IT

i can't believe meroco is gonna save this

box...

>ittetsu: haste...
>vox:
>vox: ?

I do not like offcollab with male and female. I do not think this is good.

PASSION EIGO IS GETTING THROUGH TO THE DEMON WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT GROUP 3 CHADS

ittetsu........

Oh my god... Milord... the concentration is real...

Come on, Milord!

Meloco sounds kinda hot when she enunciates

>>70727645
People made up so much awful shit about Nijisanji that wasn't true that the actual document showing their conditions is proving its better than people thought I think.

lain makes me hard

IT WENT WELL?!!!!!

makes west

Patanee...

COME ON ENGLISHMAN

PATANEEEEE

patanee cute

this sentence is so easy though

WILSON???

i wonder how much ikeakuma lain has bookmarked

WILSON WHAT

WILSON??

Patanee eigo sexo

WILLYYYY?????

wilson i'm going to fucking kill you

WILSON

WILSON??????

The way he's pronouncing it...

AND THEN YU WHAT

W-wilson???

HOW DID THAT TURNS INTO CAKES

wilson is gonna job

YUYU YOU FUCKING DUMMY

The reaction when Wilson first spoke lmao. Sasuga punching bag.

wilson you motherfucker

i cant believe willy is the one fucking it up KEK

>EGGS
>HEX
WILSON WHAT THE FUCK

Hex makes waste!

Fucking wilson is the one ruins this lmaooooo

It's so fucking over

>Hex

patanee eggs janai...

the french strike again...

WILSON YOU FUCKING JOBBER

>>70728108(me)
wilson nevermind...

Hex makes waste

EGGS JANAI

Stupid Yuyu fucked it up

we all forgot... wilson is ESL.......

yuqtie your oshi...

desu if someone like patanee was shouting straight to me in english with eye contact i would be nervous too

willy you letard........

so basically... HEX IS SHITTING

Wilson the Jobber

Just tuning into the stream
Patanee SEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Come on, save it! Save it in the end!

my boy trying to save the phrase..

I want NijiKR to cover this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHqLlyBlmQI

willy....

Why hex YOU FUCKING WILSONNNNN

wilson..

I'm going to be honest, I think this is really disgusting.

I don't think laughing = funny, I think this whole collab is an abomination.

>this is a little meta
Still metagaming after all this time... like in DJ's game...

I believe in you shu

>>70728212
>repeats your name rapid fire
ok you're right

Hex makes waste?

Willy thank you for making my aspie son job

CAM ON SHU
don't fall for the fr*nchman's tricks

>jobbed at koshien
>jobbed at telephone game
wilson deserves all the bullying he gets

SHU NOOOOOOOOO
damn you willy kek

>>70727823
>>70727881
>>70728043
I expected as much. But will people outside of here see it that way? Antis love to spin things even with very little.

Wilson the Eternal Jobber

>I don't know it in english
EN??????

NOOOOOOOOO

>>70728298
Look at this dumbfuck

wilson..................

WILLY YOU PLUCKING

the guy who speaks english messing up the phrase, you cant make this shit up

willy needs to have his pants pulled down and spanked by everyone

>ESL

i will never forgive yu q wilson

>i'm french
kek

>im french

FUCKING FRENCHIES

I also would have fumbled it if Pata-nee was talking to me.

HE REALLY SAID ESL

wilson more like jobson

Hex Hastewire...

sex makes paste

Willy is worse than meloco and patane...

>>70728391
I would have fondled instead.

>>70728298
FUCKING RETARDED FRENCHIES

>ESL, I'm french
THE FUCKING FROGS

>>70728298
>yuyu neutral.png
yuqutie...

Milord is lovingly seething... Oh no haha

It's easy to forget Wilson is ESL desu

you're not even french youre quebecois

who we voting for?

Yuyu is JP.

group a made me laugh the most

willy deserves the acupressure mats

>>70728447
Imagine if it’s Zali instead

>>70728461
first group fucked it up the most so

>>70728461
sex group 3

>>70728298
POINT AND LAUGH AT THIS FAGGOT WHO LEFT THE THREAD BECASUE HER OSHI KISSED A GUY

>>70728485
I feel like that would be funnier ngl

>Kanji
It's over

petora sounds so bratty in jp...

But meroko knows kanji...

We should test the best english speaking group like oliver shu vox vanta and petra

>>70728461
group 3 cause of my oshi and PATASEX

vanta...

>>70728298
Wahhh if it's really you, then hope you're doing okay!

Now it’s gonna get messy

over before it started

>>70728509
fag

>>70728447
>But do you know what didn't come from France? This motherfucking beret-wearing, boyfriend-stealing, giggling, stuttering piece of Canadian horseshit!

YOU GOT THIS BRO

WE HAVE TO READ KANJI!?

you got this benta

>>70728344
>>70728421
furansu onegaishimasu
>>70728427
konnichiwa!
>>70728578
I am! this collab is cute!!! yuyu hangs out with hex too much

wtf i can recognize all of the kana

kanji wakaranai..

Errr Gaku???

>mail de apple totsu kudasai

Luca is such an immature child he can't sit in a chair without rocking back and forth like a sperg

Trust in Gaku

>feesh
it's over

>アポ
I never heard that for "appointment" in my year+ of doing nihongo reps...

totsute kudasai

>>70728630
oh shit welcome back this shit is so kino kek

>apple totsu

The fuck are you guys watching?

gaku....

feesh...

appletots…?

>>70728659
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>70728691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_PtgOwelpM

Feesh I'm praying for you

>>70728666
When I see that my mind immediately goes to apple

VANTA LOVE!
YOU RUINED IT RAHHHHHHHHH

feesh...
her jp is so adorable uee

nihongo jozou...

>>70728630
Haaa I wa ssurprised he thought of hex first! Yuyu made that round pretty iconic

Oh my god... Feesh is tryingggg

apple totsu..........

>>70728630
glad you're enjoying the collab

sakana nihongo...

>>70728630

>ok come on!

>>70728691
Orgy ollab. All the males and females in NijiEN met up in Japan and are spending a month in the same hotel together

>>70728717
Stop feeding the dramafag tourists

>applewatch

>>70728666
Literally any loan word in japanese regularly get shortened to its first couple syllables, a tweet reply is ripu, an application is apuri (which is what finana just said kek), etc

>>70728723
HE DID HIS BEST IT'S NOT MY BRO'S FAULT

Rikashi SEX

>>70728775
no

Luca preparing for the incoming horror

>>70728630
So menhera a simple yaoi kiss killed you roru

>Why is applewatch popular?

さかな日本語かわいい...

> she asks you to look into her eyes

>>70728723
tbph did not job as hard as wilson

What’s an apuri

rikashii save?

it's korean now

RIKASHII FIXED IT

>>70728834
Application

>>70728630
I'm glad that youre back..

>>70728834
>>70728787

oh thats close

Luca, Finana, Rika, and Gakkun wiggling

OH waitttt they might save it!

>>70728805
UWOOOOOGH cumming buckets right now!!!!!

>maa daijoubu deshou

>>70728857
>>70728863
I see.

Not a bad run

>>70728630
Welcome back yuqutie!

how the fuck did you come up with that........

rika love

oh he was kinda close

>>70728758
HOT

not bad, not bad. he tried his best

They were close!

They just have to stream at the same time.

Close appo > appli

>>70728968
kill yourself

rika saved it but good job

They were so close buds...!

That was really close. Rikashii almost corrected it to appointment

>>70728630
Missed you! It felt weird any time I thought about posting Yuyu without you around.

Uki can speak japanese right?

>>70729039
rika's head looks deformed

>>70728968
Party A that, party B this, how about you party deez

nihongo joever

nihongo jaws

>3 JP speakers then Millie is going to destroy it

nihongo jouver...

>70729056
pentomo janny...

I wonder what happened to filia, it reminded me because were having a jp collab

these eigo loanwords are going to fuck everyone over because they love shortening everything
>tfw splatoon league match = ligma

why is the 2nd group's challenges so hard

This one's pretty hard

kanji yomenai

Fattyschizo should just be in twitter instead. At least he can earn money from ragebaiting

>>70729127
went indie

Ahhh this one should be okay!!!! It's not too difficult... but...

>>70729127
many of them debuted as indies, idk filia so you'll need to find out yourself

uki.........

>>70729135
>>70729141
It's easy as shit, "coin laundry" is understandable to both languages then it's just a verb

>>70729153
I know, I was wondering if are there any anons who kept track on what she was doing

>>70729135
staff hates gay

They got this

My dumb kawaii wife Toto wiggling

i want sister claire to hug me

ooh they got this
nevermind

Sister Clare really just went for it

The ENs in this group are all singers, they should be able to get tsukaitai

Millie………..

she didnt fuck it too bad...

>>70729127
She streamed about a month ago and is active-ish on twitter, but it seems like she's taking it easy since her trip last year.

sharing with you guys cute rosemi cosplay you are welcome please reply to me comeposter i love you

Millie...

she's got a nice and clear voice

saved...

Toto SAVE

>millie
>wilson
blonde...

RIGGED

>>70729249
is that you

CLAUDE SAVE US CLAUDE

They got it!!

saved by TOTO LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

Toto corrected Millie's grammar fuck up

Millie your keigo...

>>70729249
>please reply to me come

desu masu desu

Finalllyyyyyyyy

THEY GOT ITTTTTTTTTT
>>70729249
cute

WOOO CLARK

Why do they make the EN ones so hard but the JP ones are easy as fuck

Japanese is easier because there are more Japanese speakers and the phonetics are easy to spell out

TOTO TENSAI

THEY GOT IT

claude clutched!!

I didnt know clark knew nihongo

Clutch clutch clutch!

kek Oliver acting cocky

>>70729373
He’s very beginner

>>70729335
japanese should be easier because they're a bunch of weebs working for a japanese company

>>70729334
on average japanese people know more english than anglos know japanese

Vox will fuck it hard

I just realized that the three groups are pretty balanced

>>70729400
But these aren't random anglos, they're weebs with at least basic JP knowledge

why is she looking at me like this

Now this is difficult….

Come on group 3!

>Shu's turn
>full of kanji
WHAT THE FUCK

no eggs this time willy..
this one is long, oh shoot

wilson is gonna job

This one’s harder

I was about to say this makes sense based on the JP speakers in the group but it goes Shu -> Yu, it's fucking over

I do not like mixed gender offcollabs. Sorry I just can't watch this, it's too disgusting

>wilson first
it's over

Oh god

Willy….

IT'S PLUCKING OVER

gunbear willykun

I haven't studied my counters...

dont give up on willy... haha lmao

yuyu's goldfish brain... ganbare...

CAM ON FRENCHMAN

Shu teaching the n word to willy

yuqte explain this

The Q in Yu Q Wilson stands for Jobber

>>70728332
People in the thread seem to be competing to come up with the most extreme interpretations possible to try to make relatively normal shit seem as bad as they can currently to cope with the fact that none of it is that bad. So I would expect a bunch of people going around saying "niji contract says awful thing X" then when you look at it that isn't what it said at all.

its so joever....
shu trying to make it fairly easy to remember yet..

his pronunciation is much better than i thought itd be, but hes fucking jobbing still................

IT'S JOEVERRRRRRRRR

>han shio
It's so joewari

>aho nano?
Wilson…..

wilson....

wilson...

owari da

>hanshio
he is actulally blain damanged....
wilsoneers........

Yu Goldfish Wilson…

It’s so joever………..

he is too nervous

Wilson wasurechatta...

His voice sounds lewd

Wilson can't contain himself in front of Patanee...

LETS GOOOO WILSON the ETERNAL JOBBER!

>He already forgot
It's Wilsover