/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Tileman streaming.
https://www.twitch.tv/rezuul

That was some good discussion last thread about the "What would you discard."

Discard 9s you retards

>>70626555
t. :^)

kys tileman

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

I discard 9s because I'll chinponya for tanyao.

>>70626610
>I am every /here/jonger now
wew lad

>>70626726

>>70626726

>>70625836
>Don't like how training wheels look
>Disable them and force myself to learn how to play without them
>Easily recognize all tiles
>Get Ichihime tile face
>Go back to standard one because I struggle to tell the manzu from each other
Is there any way to solve this outside actually learning how to read glorious nihongo?

>>70627370
you just have to learn at minimum 3 wind tile characters and how to read/count to 9 in Japanese for the manzu tiles

>>70627370
Try watching bleach.

>>70626315
discard everything and go for three dragons stealing the tiles

>>70627658
>>70627704
Let me rephrase, I can play without training wheels, I just can't use the Ichihime tiles, I can tell the kanji are the same as the standard tiles, I just can't do it while deciding what to discard within a reasonable timeframe

>>70627920
then keep playing until you get used to them?
to be fair I hate that tileset too but keep at it if you like it

>>70628004
You know what? Fair, maybe my mistake was jumping into ranked with them instead of getting used to them in an AI game

Dofume is jonging btw
https://www.twitch.tv/dofume/

Catch bump.

remember me to read the book before going into ranked again

After reaching Expert I read a lot and I'm playing better but my rank keeps going down...

>Khubie made an NSFW tag
owari da

>>70629987
>Isreal
Never beating the lewdtuber allegations now.

>>70630117
It's a phase all new vtubers have to go through.

5 of bamboo?

>>70630117
In her defense, it could be for containment, some chuubas have them so the art tag they actually check is clean

>>70629987
This gives me so much anxiety I feel like I could die.....

>>70629987
TOT

>>70630521
Anxiety?

>>70631410
anon fucked his real sister

>>70631604
lucky...

no, you can't fuck my little sister
yes, I will fuck your little sister

>go to tilemans stream
>infested with /here/ jongers

Tileman is a /jong/ friend.

>>70631959
male streamers attract /here/ sisters
female streamers attrack /discord/ pests

>>70631959
Jongers attack in packs arisen.

>>70632297
They yakuman all you can't go wrong

>>70630508
Makes sense, I don't think she is a """lewdtuber""".

>>70632071
Friend is a strong word, rival might be better.

what a fucking luckshitter

>tileman wins
luckshitter
>tileman loses
he deserves it

>>70634954
Perfect balance.

>>70634954
Now you're learning.

jong

>>70626315
Ez kokushi

Sex with my little sister

>>70626315
riichi1book says you need to reduce pairs to 2 and cut from the strongest block, so I discard 5s

I want to see this faggot derank so badly

YUZU
YUZU
YUZU

>>70640031
I like my girls like I like my mahjong tiles.

>>70640224
W-What does that mean?

Hit the button anon

>>70640393
stinky and slippery

>>70640430
sorry I have no yaku

>>70640393
flat and likely to kill me if I try to leave them.

DERANK DERANK DERANK YOU COWARD DERANK

>>70640821
say it in his chat pussy

>>70640710
Thats a mood. A good one.

>>70640864
I don't have a tw*tch account...

>>70640864
>it's Pippa and she says it here because she can't handle tileman's bantz

>>70641136
I believe it

>>70641136
maybe pippa should eat some HUSHROOMS and keep her hater mouth shut

>>70641136
She knows the second she pops up in tileman's chat, the cuckposters will feed like rabid dogs.
She must be so happy QB exists.

QB news release
https://twitter.com/khubiez/status/1764799276385755163

>>70640224
below 9

>>70640430

>>70640224
all simple

>>70640224
ALL SIMPLES

>>70640224
asian and flat

>>70642549
This makes me wish women were real...

>>70644105
they are real

>>70644221
Proof?

>>70644352
i have female siblings.

>>70644450
and big foot has eye witnesses thats not proof either

>>70644602
whatever, more for me

>>70644221
>they could even be in this very thread
whoa...

>>70644450
Thats not proof that's anecdotal "evidence".

I will never roll for an anime girl

>>70644450
I require egg videos as proof

>>70644644
anon dont fuck your siblings...

>>70644644
Fuck your siblings anon

>>70644644

>>70644696
some them while you got them boys...

>>70644771

>>70644940
>some them

>>70645638

>>70644771
>>70644952
>Eggposting has spread to /jong/
grim

>>70645702
what's the significance?

>>70646088

>only 1 1st place in the last 10 games
this is the level of mahjong i want to see

kek

>>70646316
but, why?

>>70646350
ganbare tilecuck

>>70646350
clearly he needs to replenish his stores of magical sands

>>70646376
smoke and mirrors to distract you from the truth

RATE THE TILEMAN
RATE THE DECLINE
RATE THE QUIZ.

Gonna go watch my cute 2view while I build gunpla. Have a nice night /jong/.

>>70646350
stop posting this or tileman might start eggposting...

>>70646350
Make it squib.

Maybe tileman isnt all bad he seems to have raided us into a cute girl.

>>70646460
shit and retarded/10
what i'm here for/10
his answer will be wrong and stupid/10

who?

>>70646622
god hes already fucking her i cant bear this heartbreak again

>>70646460
>RATE THE TILEMAN
I like watching him talk himself into the same dealins I would make
>RATE THE DECLINE
deserved 4th for that retarded keiten greed
>RATE THE QUIZ.
I would prefer one without an objectively correct obvious answer, but seeing how many people got it wrong I understand

>>70646687
what is keiten?

>>70646665
Kek'ed

>>70646714
keishiki tenpai

>>70646714
ff14 event NPC.

>>70646591

>>70646714
https://mahjong-ny.com/features/terminology/

Keep this open at all times

>>70646802
This made me laugh harder and longer than it had any right to.

>>70646824
keiten isnt there

>>70646927
keiten is a no-yaku tenpai so that you can get points on exhaustive draw

>>70646927
Ke-ten ケーテン Abbreviation of Keishiki-tenpai.
Keishiki tenpai 形式聴牌 Having tenpai without yaku, for purposes of end of hand tenpai payments and so forth.

Its under ke-ten because the people who made this list romanized it incorrectly

>>70647015
ah so that's what its called. I feel clever using it to extend dealer possession.

>>70647015
>bakyo
>o-rasu
these had to have been done by multiple different people, no one is enough of a fucking weeb to romanize it as o-rasu and cut the u off of bakyou

Flow is real

I'm about to drop from A3 Again...

>>70647852
have you considered reading RB1

>>70647852
Have you considered reading FB1

>>70647979
>>70648092
What if I told you have have done, more than once?

>>70647852
Have you considered training defense and tile efficiency 20 minutes before playing https://euophrys.itch.io/mahjong-efficiency-trainer not dealing in?

>>70648132
have you considered understanding RB1

>>70648132
I've been watching this dude's luctures
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLwRC4-98JpwfLxSsw4QMEw

>>70647276
Wouldn't that be the opposite of weeb?

>>70648316
fucking up the romanization of bakyou is the opposite of weeb, pretending that all last is anything other than all last is maximum weeb

>>70648132
consider NB1

>>70648132
maybe read the other introductory book that people sometimes mention as an alternative to rb1, I don't know the name of it, but I'm sure it's on the repo

>>70648775
The Fukuchi Makoto one? Read that too...

>>70648817
I feel like you should be able to get out of adept pretty easily then, do some wwyd-chan 3 to make sure you aren't horribly fucking up tile efficiency?

>>70648817
Have you tried having an Asian blood transfusion

>>70649046
The efficiency, riichi, defense and push fold chapters of RB1 would carry to kekexpert if implemented properly. I suspect anon and fucking up efficiency or going for bad yaku and / or push fold

>>70648817
you FOOL, books are the antithesis of flow, you played yourself

>>70649761
It's true, my performance has only gotten worse since reading RB1

The IQ bell curve meme but for jong

>>70650206
dumb: Its all luck
midwit: RB1
High IQ: control the flow

>>70650294
that's not how the meme goes...

Am I the only one that bought Sio's full birthday set just for the signed postcard? It's mostly cheap chink trinkets but I gotta get that postcard for jong luck.

>>70650717
who?

>>70650837
Don't "who" my hated elf
https://www.youtube.com/@RyugahamaYue_fsp/streams

>>70651185
This person seems to be someone else.

>>70651294
She just has new skin, same Voldemort

>>70651677
oh I see

>>70652027
this, but mahjong is a dogshit game and I hate it on the sides and mahjong is fun in the middle

>>70652075
Okay, but where does "Mahjong is a fun game and I fucking hate it" land?

I was part of a triple ron sending this guy to the shadow real in s4

>>70652395
in the middle, everyone hates it

>>70652740
Based, Chinese players deserve it

>>70646460
I wish we had another option for competent jongtuber that was actually likable/10
I want to see him derank soon /10
Didn't bother/10
I don't know why I keep watching him, I wish there were alternatives. English jongtubers are fucking grim.

>>70653189
There's a few /asp/ies that jong regularly, maybe check them out? And groom them to be full time jongers

>>70653189
what about qb

are south games worth more than east? I feel Im getting more points on ranked

>>70654695
yes, but also no

>>70654695

>>70654918
haaa... why isnt silver chest worth double...

>>70654981
Its still kinda worth. A south game usually takes less time than two easts given queue and loading time, even more so if someone gets shadowrealmed.

Is it bad I'm enjoying watching the furry fight off deranking?

>>70655329
post it

>>70655329
no, it's fun jongstalking anons who are close to demotion/promotion

>>70655446
>Someone might have been watching me float around 100 pt for the last month
Huh.

>>70655488

>>70655525
You're still here...

>toitoi
>not tossing the 5m first

>>70655731
you see an isolated 5m, i see a pon red 5m

>>70656309

ponya

Sio did nothing wrong

>>70659037
Look at her showing off the panties in her birthday stream, do you approve that?

>>70659094
Ass isn't accurate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJZBMsh1ioE
jong with Ryugahama Yue

>>70661749
>still whispering
Why

>>70661954
lost her voice/throat hurts

Hopefully my sio postcard will give me good flow

Sio is having one of my typical games

9

jong time

Do I read them as shichi or nana for 7 tiles. shichi feels more correct

>>70666402
Chii, so it's chii wan/chii sou/chii pin

https://www.twitch.tv/amanokohana
jonger

>>70666636
Jong

chii

pon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63V8X3Vw5fo
Inaba Haneru, Shibukawa and more.

>>70669939
jong...

Thread death approaches

>>70671662

>>70672048
yes YES YES GO FUZZY GO

that was heartbreaking

>>70672269
i made a lot of misplays this game, flow reward the bold and punishes the fools

mahjong is the game I hate to love

>winning by 30000 points
>last round
>ronned with all honors
>shadowrealm
>4th

my flow...

>>70674854
rip little nyagger ;;

>used to be all luck
>now i became speed

also those two loses? >>70674854
shadowrealm by luck shitters East room never again

Stream doko...

>>70659037
she's unhinged

Your vampire seems to be streaming, no jong though.

>>70684023
She has new tracking

>>70684023
it will end in jong around hour 6 anyway

Fastest ranked game of my life.

>>70686375
hag got double impacted

>>70686375
get corrected

>>70684023
The mahjong is always inevitable

>>70669939
>Shibukawa
So he cheats on his wife?

>>70684078
Quoting Khubie: I smell

Just imagine

hey /jong/, for a while now I've been playing mahjong irl with my family, and we invented a custom set of Superpowers to spice up the game. What do you guys think of them?

Full list of cards here: https://imgur.com/a/fErprDI

Rules:
>Superpowers with names in black are "main" powers, and powers with names in blue are "sub" powers
>At the start of each hand, each player draws one (or two) main superpower card randomly
>They can then replace one (or both) of their drawn main powers with a sub power of their choice
>For the rest of the hand, players get to use their powers as stated on the card

Superpowers were all designed to be playable with a physical mahjong set (no luck manipulation superpowers for e.g.)

My family and I have been having a lot of fun with these and I'd like to see what you guys think of them

>>70690951
play with blood like in akagi

>>70690951
Well you're not the only ones to add cards to spice things up

>>70691095
we tried that once, it got real messy and my granddad needed his dialysis machine back so we stopped

>>70691177
hardcore

>>70690951
Seems neat, I like occasionally playing house rules with games.

If I could actually get my friends to play then I could imagine some of them making up their own yaku's and eventually developing our own local yaku list.

>>70690951
does the tile you return to the wall go at the front or the end? knowing what the next guy picks up is kinda broken

>>70681164
Everyone she posted about on 5ch deserved it

I'm at my fucking limit today this vampire is going to kill me.

>>70693491
Too many pantie flashes?

>>70692599
he who hasnt shitposted in an anon forum cast the first stone

i can believe changing my strategy helps me win so easly in adept
i have been a moron i might actually make it to expert

>>70652027
can you remake this with qb for the op?

Don't die!

>>70694358
NTA but catch.

>>70695151
thanks

>>70693864
who dis?

>>70695151
i don't have many QB images, can you share those please?

>>70696158
I'll toss them as I bump the thread.

DAGNABIT I HIT SKIP ON THE RIICHI AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>70697180
Qb, focus on civ.

>>70697209
I will kidnap Qb

>>70697180
>t.

>>70626315

>>70698680
weak
Discard 9s, chi 4p, tanyao nya~

>>70698680
Would still discard 9s and since my rank is higher than his, I'm right.

>>70695950
jesus

>>70692137
it goes at the front, yes it's powerful but not broken considering the bullshit tbat the other powers are capable of

the powers are all balanced around using 2 choose 1 as a baseline average power level

>>70698680
glad I'm not retarded at least

>>70698929
if you wanted that you'd discard 1p to avoid kuikae, ichianon

>>70699728
true, thanks for the correction

>>70699040
>t. 80% call rate saint

>>70700658

I just pulled Hannah on a single 10 pull, sorry bros you have another furry

>>70703638

>>70703638
This is getting out of han.

>born to kaavi
>forced to furry

streams doko

>dama with 1han
why

>>70705656
Waiting for an improvement or playing it safe.

>>70705656
cheap hand not worth riichi, hoping for better wait but can win, advance the game, retarded. many options

>>70705656
don't make me do another stream

>>70706684
Do it

>>70706724
I've got coursework; maybe later

>>70706684
>deranked expert who got a basic tile efficiency question wrong tells you why you should dama stream

>>70706981
oh shit my biggest fan is here too

>>70706981
>>70707148
who?

>>70708191
the famous biggest fan

post a room

A

>God's chosen jonger.

Owari Da

>>70712670
not owari until its kyuver

What do you call this phenotype?

>>70714723
Literally me.

>>70714723
luckshitter

>>70714723
I don't remember posting this...

>>70714723
You have a good grasp on efficiency but you never fold.
I rate based/8

>>70714913
Folding is for cowards. I can and will push that hand.

oh yeah well what about THIS

>>70715042
Now this is a W

beating Elira is the peak of my majsoul career...

>>70717642
Getting my Kami-oshi to tell me to kill myself over a 2 han hand is mine.

>>70719459
I've best I've gotten is Pippa tweeting about mahjong being shit after ronning her out of first before she started the next game

>>70717642
mine was the stream I taught Pippa that all triples was a yaku. Her screaming what the fuck I was doing was amusing.

>>70714723
you push when hands are good. you push when hands are bad. hope you place 1st 1.6 times more often than 4th to rank

>>70720545
that guerilla stream she was planning to play one quick game where tileman dragged her through a 50 minute east-only was kino

>>70721602
do you have any guess which one that was? I don't remember it

The most devious lick of intentionally dealing into anon's ippatsu in south 4 to make sure Pippa ends in fourth
She seethed a bit about it at the start of the Hitman stream

>>70721877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5V8PXwqJlg found it
>50 mins in: "'this is the last round though' ...yes"
>36 minutes remaining in the vod

>>70722495
thanks, I'm going to put this on when I go to sleep to relive the late night jong gorillas

Double ronning Khubi with Pippa only for Pippa to get ronned by Khubi into 4th was great.

>>70722495
wwyd, surely you aren't as retarded as I was 6 months ago

>>70723702
what happened to jyanshi 1?

>>70725310
replay hort

>>70723702
drop 5m, keep 9s

do NOT open

>>70725310
We don't talk about Jyanshi 1...

>>70727896
I-It’s a boy! Congratulations anon!

so fucking close

>>70728451
Was 1 point off from mine the other night. Ganbatte jonger!

>>70626315
Damn I made this thread as a joke a long while back cause /mjg/ never talked about vtubers outside of like 2 JP indies.

Never thought it'd take off into something with actual effort put into it, good job guys.

>>70728819
i always thought it was an attempt to get jongers out of PCG

>>70728682
GOT IT
ADEPT 3 BABY
I WILL LEAVE THE SILVER MINES AFTER TWO MONTHS

>>70728819
love makes hard work easy

>>70729357
Come to us adept chad, come be a kekxpert

>>70728965
I don't watch phase at all lol, all I know is they held a mahjong tourney that got shilled a fuck ton in /mjg/. I just wanted to talk about mahjong playing vtubers without schizos getting mad.

>>70729357
You will now get shadow realmed 6 games in a row and derank. Its the natural order.

>>70728965
actually it all began because towaposter kept asking mahjong questions in fig, then he moved to wasp and did the same thing, and they just told him to fuck off and make a jong thread, but >>70728819 made it instead

Cant believe its been a month

>>70734312
another fallen to the dama demons

>>70734312
we are so joback

My starting hand wish me luck jong

>>70735048
go jonger, score some fackin orphans!

>>70735048
so how did it go?

>>70735685
lol >>70735493

>wake up. see qb is streaming
>living through a day in my life
>going to sleep.
>qb still streaming
she's literally gonna die on stream one day

>>70738175
would it be poggers or would it be dansgame?

>>70738175
i will fly to britland to give her cpr

BAKER?

>>70738455
I'll bake when I wake up tomorrow

>>70738730
THATS LIKE 8 HOURS WITHOUT /JONG/

>>70738763
not my problem

new thread
>>70739070
>>70739070

>>70739081
you were supposed to use the QB variant >>70695151

>>70739118
just let it die and rebake it then

>>70739178
meh, there will be other opportunities

goodbye /jong/