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>>70679870my hag wife
I love Ina!
KIARA LOVE
>>70679870We LOVE older women 'round these parts.
wawa
>>70679919cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
What're the pros and cons of marrying your Oshi vs one of her fans?
>>70679889LOVE & LUST
thoughts?
>>70679919cuuuuuuuuuuuute
>>70679885Me too!
>>70679937Cute Ririka.
>>70679919cuuuuuuuuuuuuute
I love Mori!
Is Ina a prude for you?
Isn't this puzzle a little bit too hard for the average Holo and viewer?
Ame upskirtshttps://hub.vroid.com/en/characters/2021269932677471776/models/7414629364330025566Biboo upskirtshttps://hub.vroid.com/en/characters/7431157229422013239/models/3669226035487773975Fauna upskirtshttps://hub.vroid.com/en/characters/6599713727606376010/models/6192002243097198068
Would you kneel on the off chance of Advent and/or ReGloss being surprise 3D reveals in Fes 5?
>>70675596>Magiclmao
>>70679963fucking BRAT
>My 3 wives together Cute!
>>70680020They won't because they want people to buy tickets specifically for that.
>>70680020Don't be daft
>>70680020I would buy every bday merch set during March if he did.
>>70679919cuuuuuuuute
>>70680010
>>70680010>fauna and biboo white>ame blackWhat does it mean?
I don't know if the mods will accept this one, but here's some high-quality Sana porn. Don't show this one to Ame.
>>70680010This Ame model looks great
>>70680010Damn didn't even try to get Fauna's tits correct.
>>70680010Is this true?
>>70680125those thighs are much too fat
>>70680045You asked who killed rykard without the spear and I replied. Abusing status effects is way more DPS than throwing rocks anyway
Towa
>>70679961>orange hair>major part of their lore is being a CEOwhy are Kiara and Ririka so similar?now that I think about it Coco also was the CEO of a totally legitimate businesswhat's it with orange holos being CEOs?(Nene is only honorary orange haired, being a CEO is not a major part of her lore but I am sure Super Nenechi is the CEO of something aside from everything else she is)
>>70680010GYATT
https://litter.catbox.moe/4tzy5j.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/4tzy5j.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/4tzy5j.mp4Mac n cheese
Heyne, it’s Weine~
>>70680010The Ame one is really good. Nice legs.
suichan wearing the tiniest bikini gives me a reason to live
>>70680010https://hub.vroid.com/en/characters/4876275562490845235/models/7621066601683641086Mococo modeled pussy and asshole and textured nipples
Has Kiara tried singing Honolulu City Lights in her Infinite Wealth streams?
>>70680010That Ame model is pure fucking sex>>70680133Sometimes you have to take creative liberties.
My Ina!
>>70679935I’ve been seeing the rabbit hole animation getting popular recently, or at least I’ve only recently getting shown the art
hey
gura cute gura cute
>>70680201What is ririka a CEO of?
>>70679969Hey, me too!
>>70680010UUUUUUU FAUFAUUUU
>>70680214Are the police allowed to do that in public?
Rabbit hole holo when
>>70680220that is neither tiny nor bikini
>>70680220Suipits
>>70680258sex
>>70680211Lolis with big butts are the future.
>>70680214this isn't mac and cheese at all, this is Peking duck
>>70680243
>>70680278Correct. Now post them.
>>70680258Lyricorp inc.
>>70680258CEO of BoydinnerCo-owner of Compensated DatingUpper Manager of SEX
Here's an actual image of Suisei in a bikini.
>>70680213awoooga
Sex with towa
>>70680305God she's a cutie pie
>>70680220I'll only care if Aki also taught her some really sexy dance moves to go with the look. Or just straight up pole dancing.
>>70680339
You should stream Overkill.https://youtu.be/J7tp_0lFI0I?si=xCR1Ui2tBjG0isKWhttps://youtu.be/J7tp_0lFI0I?si=xCR1Ui2tBjG0isKWhttps://youtu.be/J7tp_0lFI0I?si=xCR1Ui2tBjG0isKW
>>70680317with e-celebs
>>70680339I think that Suicha has rabbit ears...
Turing Sama, I kneel.
>>70680382You don't like the bunny cosplay that she did just for you?
>>70680402breasts too big
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHDpONXPpQc
>>70680365not sexy
>>70680258I have no fucking idea but her lore is>An enterprising entrepreneur on the up-and-up.>She started her company on a complete whim, but things seem to be going well so far.>She has excellent people skills and is an excellent communicator, which allows her to handle transactions with foreign companies by herself.
>>70680371No thanks. Skip ad
>>70680362slutty sexfriend
>>70680220Flatties in micro bikinis are the best thing ever
>>70680371but I already have a bunch of times
>>70680398All me and my shadow clones.
>>70680433Homobeggar artist
>>70680289nah sorry that just looks bad
>>70680398In a row?
Do you think Ina asked Kiara if she'd like to experiment and lez out together?
I am of the opinion that holos need to use different expressions more
>>70680453One more time wouldn't hurt.
>>70680505Ina needs to ask?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owOPmkU94v0
Remember when teetee was part of our vocabulary?
>>70680505>if
>>70680505No, I think she just raped her.
>>70680402breasts too small
>>70680540We didn't gatekeep hard enough
Does that one Suisei image still get auto deleted?
ame the cutest
>>70680614blue pube one?
>>70680540They just started spamming "THEY ARE" instead
>>70680643too big
Sex with Noel until her brain disconnects.
My Luimama and Watame are reading supachats with some super chill BGM playing by the way.
>>70680654Blue? I thought it was black.
>>70680371No
>>70680371I want to, but all my mind hears is flute music.
>>70680672That won't be very long
Zzz
>>70680672What do you do with a disconnected brain?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XtenAVQmf8We need more EN Lethal Company
This thread will now be teetee.
suisei is only sexy when she doesn't want it
Lapsama my friend
>>70680679I like the blue version better
>>70680680Why did she add tits to mickey mouse
>>70680723You look at the result.
>>70680322here you go, everything is covered, please don't ban me, thank you
>>70680774That's steamboat Calli
>>70680540I'm gonna post some teetee right now
a FAT FUCK
>>70680305perfection
>>70680674cute
Myth Mickey Mouse impression rating:Ina>Mori >Gura=Ame>Kiara
>>70680761kek
>>70680201Nenepro got bought out by Haachama.
>>70680864post examples
Why are you guys horny?
>>70680864okay but what about goofy
Suisei lewds are hotter to me if I pretend she's my younger sister.
>>70680896Why are you not after seeing these pictures?
>>70680896Why aren't you?
>>70680896why aren't you
>>70680927Are you saying you self insert as Anemachi?
amazing 86 Hololive members and only 2 stream worth watching right now
https://twitter.com/hytebrand/status/1765089898514850203https://twitter.com/hytebrand/status/1765089898514850203https://twitter.com/hytebrand/status/1765089898514850203IRyS... Reine... don't look...
Soft.
>>70680882https://youtu.be/S1hNNrUmItY?si=LfcIxqJx7WlOkr-O
>>70680949No, but I'd insert myself into her too.
>>70680927redneck-chama...
>>70680882https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYutuz3I5FU&t=900s
>>70680954do they sell good? i feel like hyte is always collabing with Cover
>>70680954That just looks like the Connect the World keycaps.
>>70680954The colors look really nice. I can imagine IRyS reserving one set for herself.
Who wears the strapon? Ina or Kiara?
>>70681015both, and their target is me.
>>70680954I'd get it if it came in black instead
>>70681015>Who wears the strapon>The girl with the extreme penis envy who is sexually aggressive towards women>or Kiara
>>70680997if the collab PC's weren't selling well before (no reason to believe this) then they definitely are now for reasons
>>70680882https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMnQ_BcgMPg
>>70681042Stop gnawing on my fucking calzone
>>70681073Forget about it.
>>70681067One more month until mooners...
Fun Fact: Kiara is female
>>70680896Why aren't you
>>70681151proof???
>>70681067Why do women like being sexually abused so much?
>>70681204Reine kakkoi
>>70681208I want to be sexually abused by a woman
>>70681208Only if they get cuddles afterwards. Can you provide that for your oshi?
>>70681083Suisei you CANNOT be walking around with that much ASS
>From wanting to watch takotori pet play to wanting to fuck flytrap girls to just spamming barely sfw artwhy the FUCK are you guys so horny today
>>70680010https://hub.vroid.com/en/characters/7896261026307418953/models/7614685070156744016You forgot this absolute semen demon
>>70681198her sextape she send me but i can't share it with you because i had to sign an NDA
>>70681267Of course, I'm a world class cuddler.
Imagine the correction
>>70681151Implying you wouldn't give her a blowie.
Sorry for the little censoring, I'm not ready for a vacation yet.
>>70681304When can Bae take off her skirt and top...
>>70681304
>>70681332I'm gonna inflate Kiara's vagina so hard that her eggs are going to pop like balloons.
>>70680927for me, it's if I pretend she absolutly hates it, and despises me for looking at her
>>70681151meds
>>70681304Bare Mori shoulders...
>>70681150God fucking damn
>>70681208
>>70681373
I kinda stopped going to work again but this time for a month. It feels even more stressful and my manager probably definitely hates me now. I don't know how to explain myself, but if I don't respond by friday, they'll consider that as me quitting...
>>70681348Irys will hate fuck her after...
>>70681304is she in her christmas cake phase?
>>70680732>suisei is only sexy when she doesn't want itReally?
>>70681413Where is this and why do they love Ina and Suisei so much?
>>70681427hey same
>>70681413didn't know Miko was this unpopular in the west...we used to be biggest EN fanbase in hololive at some point...
Post porn cowards.
>>70681413>Aloe>has 5What in the goddamn... ?
>>70681477Ina and Suisei are popular everywhere
>>70681488>west
>>70681427Nigga just get a new job what's your malfunction
>>70681431Why are lesbians so possessive?
>>70681497>ask to post porn>he only posted yesterday's members contentLook at this anon and laugh
>>70681413>more Aloe fans than Flare fansJeez...
>>70681413flare...
>>70681488>>70681477Singapore iirc
>>70681376How original
>>70681413Flare...
>>70681321fucking brats
>>70681488>>70681477This is Singapore
>>70681415>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>aella_girlIsn't that the whore that set up a 40 people gang bang for her birthday and treated it like a psychological study?
>>70681208You wouldn't get it.
>>70681497hot
>>70681497
>>70681477Could be anywhere unironically
>>70681571>>70681593bless you
Watame is pissing directly into my mouth again.
which hologirl is most likely to cheat on (you)
>>70681208lizard brain wants strong man to protect her/her kids and strong man takes what he wants
>>70681413Flare is the DMC 2 of Hololive
>have some spending money for once>look into oshi's merch>$100+ >$70+ shipping fee>wont be here until September>'made to order' but can still sell outIs vtuber merch always this fucking wack?
Which Holos are masturbating right now?
Bae a cute.
>>70681660me
I want to deep kiss Ollie and her butthole
>>70681646Azki, Aki and Marine.
>>70681660I'm about to since I saw all that rabbit hole art
>>70681535https://files.catbox.moe/ovtn7t.mp4
>>70681413>Ayame has the second highest of Gen 2 and more oshi dots than a lot of Holos who regularly streamHow does she do it?
>>70681660Who is this? She's cute
>>70681413Looks like they need more persuasion to oshi Flare.
>>70681660Ina is masturbating Kiara with her tongue
>>70681413I've never fully understood why Suisei love is so disproportionately high compared to that of other Holos. Like, is it just her music or something?
>>70681739It's her music, yes. Music always has much better reach than streams.
>>70681413Why do Singaporeans hate ID lah?
>>70681413Sana always having more votes than Kiara in these events crack me upI'm not an anti, its just funny
>>70681735is because she's black...
>>70681611Explain it then, woman!
>>70681722based kiara
so that new mori song is about how numbers are badis that the gist of it?
Soundpost player anons how can I stop the soundpost menu from automatically popping up whenever the first soundpost of a thread gets posted? There's supposed to be a settings menu according to the download page but there isn't one for me.
>>70681660towa
>>70681768she sounded audible disgusted at the thought of having sex with a guy lmao
>>70681787She should embrace and do a karaoke where sings 90s rap songs.
>>70681536It's more that Twitumblr women are incapable of not shoving "drama" into everything.
>>70681782I mean...
>>70681717Wow
>>70681658In my experience tapestries do something weird to giga jack up the shipping expense, is that one of the things you are trying to get?
>>70681787She's not black retard, she's tan. Still has Euro features like every other anime girl because Japs recognize Aryan superiority
>>70681808Numberfags bad, please let her have her orgy with Myth in peace
>>70681780aren't you sea guys like the spics, euros and mainlanders where you all hate each other automatically?
>>70681808It's this image in song form
>>70681717These are males
>>70681707and IRyS
>>70681707any reasoning or is this feeling based? also any ENs?
>>70681782Yeah whatever egg sounds like something an egg would say Singaporeans don't deserve Kiara anyway.
>>70681848cuties
>>70681808It's more she's coping over her own bad numbers.
>>70681413What now mocokeks?
>>70681660
>>70681536Idk Nerissa isn't that possessive over Kiara...
>>70681864that image goes hard
>>70681782Not having SEA in your fanbase is a good thingThey get filtered by her streaming timezone
>>70681717Always fucking insane to me how pretty Laurus/Tokar is
>>70681892shiori is too full of repression and self-hate to masturbate
Watame is absolutely chowing down at 4:26 in the morning.
Why do some japanese artists name their pixiv posts like this: krn, ssrn, oky, pkr, mrn, dnch, tknsr?
>>70681866It's okay, the balls aren't touching.
>>70681892>zeta in rarelyLol. Lmao, even
>>70681415>sex with your own dead body>more than 4 times more common in women than menGoddamn, girls are into some weird stuff...
>>70681499remember there's nothing stopping people who hate hololive from voting in these. wouldn't be shocked if that's also most of the ru-tan votes.
>>70681924Why does Ina have so many SEA fans anyway?
>>70681808It's about outsider suits parasitizing and treating the girls as gambling chips chewing them up and spitting them out and then having the gall to act surprised when said girls get fed up with it, which manifests in various ways (going menhera, going AWOL, quitting etc). That said it feels more general and I don't think it's against Cover specifically, both because Mori seems pretty happy with Cover these days and because I really doubt Cover would sign off on a music video made to shit on them.
>>70681892You know that women masturbate as much if not more than dudes, right?
>>70681660statistically, likely either Marine or Matsuri. no idea what dream >>70681892 got his information in.
>>70681834Making Pochi-mama roll in her grave at having such a disgusting lesbo ingrate.
>>70681967I think it's more like you rarely ever see these oshi polls in non-SEA cons.
>>70681834Most holos would do the same but they pretend
>>70681660Ina is using Kiara's unconscious body as an onahole, does that count?
>>70681979If I can't perceive it, it's not real.
>>70681979i wanked twice today and thats unusual for me
>>70681779But then why aren't Sora and AZKi massively popular too?
>>70681892Wasn't Marine also literally using a broken vibrator? She must go hard
>>70681782It's not funny. The only thing it does is confirming that these votes are worthless because they are done by absolute casual fans. All the Sana votes are not from Sanalites, they are from "muh graduate member I must vote for her" kind of retards. Same thing for Aloe
>>70681946dodges searches when they're ashamed of their art and don't want their oshi to see it.
>>70681808Numberfags, dramafags, pretty much anyone engaging in Holo vs Holo bullshit are bad. And she's right.
>>70682032If you're a dude, normal. If you're a chick, show some proof.
>>70681877>AzkiFormer OL that suddenly has the adoration of tons of eager younger men>AkiDoes it relive her wilder days during her youth>MarineJust has a huge libidoAlso I'm not sure about the ENs so I didn't add any.
>>70681717Her videos isn’t on Kemono?
>>70682053They could always be from former Sanalites too.
>>70681969it's almost like FOTMfags that will only stick with a girl for like 2 months don't create a healthy environmentyeah it's all true
>>70681967Takotime is better for SEA hours than NA primetime, I think.
>>70682089All 5 of them?I didn't know they all lived in Singapore
>>70681866Wait a second that's a woman!
>>70681739Aside from the fact that she's basically a japanese pop idol at the peak of her career, her design and personality are an almost supernaturally perfect match for a popular Im@s character that spawned a whole archetype.She's almost the perfect, platonic ideal of "anime but real" that vtubing aspires to.I don't even care for her music (it's good, just not my genre) but I fucking kneel to the hard-working talented blue woman.
>>70681979Most women will never experience orgasm in their lives
>>70682127its decent for EU and EST
>>70681320I feel like people have been on a horny streak these last months
Where are they?
>>70680540I will bring it back
>>70682139Still more than Singaporean KFP
https://twitter.com/palupunte_2013/status/1721111774320337039Koro...
>>70682161That's exactly why they masturbate more.
>>70682170Do it anon.
>>70682139This just seems like you have a grudge against Sanalites
>>70682161>takes 10-20 minutes to orgasm>most orgasms in an hour: 134Hold the fuck up
>>70682047music/appeal not as good lolthat's the harsh truth
>>70682161>4 minuteslmao who fucking makes these things
>>70682169Ame is deep rocking that sharkpussy in some Tokyo love hotel
The main hololive 3d models in use aren't hi-def enough for nails to be pretty at all. Really wish they'd stop making em wear sandals.
>>70682169What level of mental illness motivates someone to shop together fake thumbnails?
>>70682191Good, the least SEAs I have to share an oshi with, the better
>>70681979>You know that women masturbate as much if not more than dudesProofs?
yab
>>70682266lighten up, schizo
>>70682233they can have multiple orgasms in a row
>>70682169I don't care.. where are DRG streams though? that shit is hundred times more fun then LC, why is nobody playing this
https://mega.nz/folder/5tg20KTR#tv_cJVAYWvlAmQkMCXE23g
>>70682242I know right? Call me Nicholas Cage because I'm gone in 60 seconds (after cumming btw)
>>70682318Advent would rather play some shitty horror kusoge yet again for some reason
>>70681536Cause its hot. Mumei is owned by Kronii and that is good for everyone.
>>70682161This is giving me pizza tower vibes
>>70681892People with ADHD tend to be frequent masturbators, Mumei would be above “weekly.”
>>70682283I mean, they don't have any limit to their amount of wanking, don't need to get hard, and are often into extreme kinks.
>>70682233NTA, but the threshold needed to reach orgasm for women actually lowers with each orgasm, unlike in men where it normally takes longer. So the first might take 20, then 10, then 5, then 1, etc.
>>70682297W-Whose womb?
>>70682343That's a lot of bondage.
>>70682345
>>70682318From what I heard drg is more complex than lc hence it's easier to play/stream lc
>>70681979>Implying mococo knows what masturbation is
>>70682375Mumei is on her meds, anon. Her libido has been taken out back and shot.
>>70682161I love making girls cum, it's like the dark souls of sex
https://mega.nz/folder/WcUWRDqI#R7iiPP7aV9YYBZ0e8cGmGA
>>70682451>Mumei is on her meds,No she isn't? She said she stopped taking ADHD meds because they mess with her sleep too much.
>>70682421I ejaculate really fast during masturbation
>>70682191streaming times aside I can see her fast food theme being unpopular in a rich and at least slightly snobby country like Singaporewho wants to be represented as a chicken working a low income job when having lots of money is your national identity?
>>70682444>DRG>complex
Really?
>>70682493BARBARA LOVE
>>70682454She doesn't need to masturbate, she has Fuwawa
>>70682437Why is towa like this?
>>70682451Bruh, you’re thinking of Anti-depressants.
>>70682481Wait a second, that's a boy.
>>70682242Are you surprised that it's too short or that it's too long?
>>70682504
>>70682523what does the bottom woman get out of this
>>70681497This is safe?
>>70682482By sleep she means 7 hour long battery-powered all-hole masturbation marathons
>>70682523Towa eats ass
>>70682559The feeling of being dominated
>>70682504based chuan bro
>>70682523IS THAT A
>>70682568No, it's set to automatic.
>>70682389There's no evolutionary reason for women to masturbate and we all know they don't get horny, so it doesn't make sense.
>>70682444there is nothing complex, you go in shoot the bugs, mine some shit and finish some simple mission, the end
>>70682523
>>70682548that's all one guy?
>>70682559pusi on face
>>70682482Mumei is moomin. Oh my god she is perfect in every way holy shit I want to hold her Mumei is so perfect
>>70682504Compared to LC. And for all I know it was just a shitpost.
>>70682559you never had your gf sit on your face?
>>70682550That's insanely short, bud. I bet most of the guys in this thread couldn't speedrun a fap in 4 minutes if they tried.
>>70682559do you dislike vaginas or something
Who masturbates the most in EN? Explain your reasoning.
>>70681808It's about how pitting girls against each other, be it fans or suits is bad and leads to bad things.
>>70682523is it true anons are going to do this with kenzoku and hoshiyomi over the next 2 weeks?
>>70682661Mumei but only because that one anon said so.
>>70682642This is true, unless I don't jerk off for like a week. I used to make my ex walk funny by going too long in bed and she'd cum too much and get dehydrated...
>>70682599>and we all know they don't get hornyThen why are there more sex chatbots and fanfictions about dudes and written by girls than the contrary? Girls are fucking horny anon.
>>70682559>what do you get out of pressuring your tongue into pussy and ass and going to town?Tough question!
>>70682653Yeah but a girl wouldn't be aroused by that, right?
>>70682677Only if they're at Holofes yeah
>>70682523whoa, i just got promoted
>>70682546Antidepressants aren't foolproof either, honestly. I'm on an XL dose of SSRIs and one other med that *should* reduce sex drive and STILL the last time I saw a cute girl in a tank top on the bus I had to keep my legs crossed for 5 minutes.
>>70682642I can do it in 1 minute, no joke.
>>70682661Nerissa, I don't even need to explain it
>>70682696Because much like their fetishistic fantasies, their sex drives are also entirely inside their head.
>>70682642Is it over for me if I largely can? I need to rebuild my damn libido.
>>70682661Mumei because that makes me happy
>>70682661the one you'd least expect to, Fauna.
You guys do know this is a blue board right?
>>70682788Don't you have a shitty orgasm? I have to build up pressure like a neon green pump water gun, the longer I go the more massive the load I shoot. If I force it and cum in 5m then it just lightly comes out and I have that feeling in my nut bladder of soreness and have to pee really hard to cleanse my system.
>>70682661Quit working for that
>>70682855And Marine is an idol. One cannot unvalidate the other.
>>70682847She does ASMR too so this checks out, probably gets of to the thought of her viewers doing it to her videos/streams
If women are so horny why don't they have sex huh?
>>70682642It's not like I've ever timed it, but I'm pretty sure it takes me less than 4 minutes if I get right into it. Not that it's something to brag about.
>>70682921Whaet?
>>70682921If everyone is so horny here, then why does no one have sex?
>>70682907>She does ASMR tooWhen was the last time Fauna did ASMR?
>>70681722>>70681768
>>70682642Are you a male? If you don't edge it's 30 secs top. Period. True for all men. Masturbation is not the same as sex because the former is much more enjoyable. For sex you may last much longer because it's basically just boring labor.
I am no longer horny.
Who is the horniest in Council?(not Promise, I didn't want it to be so easy)
>>70682921they do, having sex with a woman (especially a weeb) is really easy, that's why most cons turn into orgies
>>70682954kek 5 months ago
>>70682788Radder fat asses der.
>>70681892Kiara masturbates with the showerhead every time she showers. She told us that.
>>70682921Women don't cum from penetration
>>70682921They want to be persuaded, thats literally the hottest thing for both men and women
>>70682869>masturbates all day, every day to Kiara>starts streaming again when Kiara is on a break>stops streaming to masturbate again just a few days after Kiara returnschicken butt is just that good
>>70682981Really?
>>70682981Ina's flat chest.
>>70682778Depending on the person, any kind of medication can provoke the opposite effect of what's expected. Basically your body tries to neutralize whatever you put in it to return to homeostasis, typically by releasing some natural chemical. Some people overreact to some medications and their body overcompensates, swinging you the opposite direction. It's like how coffee makes some people sleepy instead of alert. That reaction isn't the common one, but it's pretty well understood. This is a big part of why most antidepressents warn you they may "cause" all the symptoms they're meant to control
Gozaru
>>70682642Get me some good material I can work with and I can do it in a minute. Personally, I only take longer because I keep switching through pages scenes.
>>70682847>Fauna>The only one that likes nudes of herself on twitter>The one that keeps asking for coomer art>Least expectShe clearly gets off to being desired.
I have a rape fetish. Guess my oshi
>>70682778Blud still popping boners in public, you have to be over 18 little buddy.
>>70682986Kronii is confident that she's read more doujins/pornwha than most of her chat
>>70682986Sana, she started as a footfag in her debut and then added a horse to her streams just because "beeeg" was her thing
>>70683045Who wouldn't? She's got a chad though, your desire is cucked anyway
>>70682944Because I live in the middle of nowhere
I'm watching Kronii playing Ghostrunners and she's losing her mind. But she's very cute
>>70683070Lesbians don't count. They're just men but pretty.
>>70683056Hiya Darlings, it's Hololive English Advent's devilish diva, Nerissa Ravencroft.
>>70683134>She's got a chad thoughyeah, me
>>70682504have u met the retards in EN
>>70682971>If you don't edge it's 30 secs top. Period. True for all men.I literally cannot cum in under 15-20 minutes if I've jacked off in the past 24 hours.
>>70683056I've always dreamed of having my oshi burst into my room and rape me.
>>70683169>Lesbians don't countso the horniest EN is Shiori by default?
https://litter.catbox.moe/jv6jyi.jpgDo girls really masturbate like this
>>70683201Your dick must be brutalized.
Mumei and Biboo are the only EN who I don't think masturbates. From their personality or just how they are on stream
If Kiara was as horny as you guys say, she would have raped Mori in 2021
>>70683169>Lesbians>pretty
https://youtu.be/vxKIrS-chhA?t=1190
>>70683045>The one that keeps asking for coomer art?????
>>70683041You probably just don't keep very good track of time because you're focusing. Sometimes I feel like it's over before it began but when I look at the time it's been 40+ minutes.
>>70683262Kiara..Ina...Sana...
>>70683234no, i never seen my sister do that
>>70683252>would have
>>70683056Shiori is the obvious answer but if you have a rape fetish it could be anyone. And it would be hot.
>>70683252>have
>>70682866Just because I can, doesn't mean I always do it fast. I usually edge for at least an hour or two. But sometimes I get very horny and I need to bust fast before going out or before a stream starts, so I put on my fav porn and do it, orgasms aren't the best but they're not bad either. I always pee after cumming, it's good for clearing your urinary tract.
>>70683290cute and sexy Festival
>>70683243Yeah I should probably stop masturbating like 20 times a week...
So which Holos do you guys think prefer masturbating with or without toys?
>>70683252>the weakest EN raping the strongest ENthe mind is willing but her arms are noodle
>>70683360TOWA
>>70681809FOUND ITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>70683343>not 20 times a dayweak
>>70683201...Do you feel pleasure the entire time? Men have to constantly micromanage the pleasure or they'll just cum
>>70681413>Kiara always having the least in EN as usualshit cracks me up everytime and everyone here just thinks it's anti shit to point out her flaws
>>70683335>I always pee after cumming, it's good for clearing your urinary tract.Sometimes I have a shitty orgasm and it feels like I have to pee, but I don't, and I chug some water and flush it out and makes my dick feel better. I thought I was the only person in the world who had this until someone else here mentioned something similar once.
>>70683389Isn't the record like 46 times in one day?
>>70683134>She's got a chad thoughlol no
>>70683343Yeah that's too much, I jerk off like maybe 4 times a week but I'm an ojisan.
>>70683252>https://litter.catbox.moe/jv6jyi.jpgThe only reason calli hasnt taken over all of vtuberdom is cause kiara fucked her brains out the first moment they met
>>70683390kazamatai...
>>70683394it's a SEA convention, so her having the least in EN is actually a good thing
>>70683360all the former poorfags like Kiara, Mori, most ID and most early JP would never use a toy simply because they see it as a waste of money
>>70681413>Flare has zeroFurea...
>>70683234Unironically those vibes make too much noise and the sound carries. Live with your parents/roommates? The whole house hears it. Live in an apartment? Your neighbours always know when you're going at it.>>70683247The girls who are outwardly awkward about the topic are always going at it privately. They're just self-conscious about it.
>>70683394>Trying to justify being a numberfag
>>70683389Woman spotted
>>70683369Rrat: It was Mori who raped Kiara, not the other way around
>>70681782>>70683400Why does it always lead to you cracking...
>Kaela collabs with Bijou>Iofi hangs out with Shioraven>Anya plays with JP, and sometimes EN>Ollie shows up everywhere>Kobo is a literal child>Reine is honorary EN and I will keep repeating this just to make her upset>Zeta is whiteSo what's with Risu's deal? Is she the only ID who hasn't interacted with Myth, Promise AND Advent? It's been four fucking years.
>>70683443Sex toys are unironically a health investment. Mostly for men, but also for extremely stupid women. If you're a dude you should only be using toys if only to save your penis.
>>70683390>Men have to constantly micromanage the pleasure or they'll just cumQuickshot-chama...
>>70683509Risu had plenty of good moments with Biboo, they bonded
>>70683509>Risu>Has TWO songs with Ina>
>>70683460So glad I have no sister so I can happily zerk off to imouto hentai with no second thought
How have you guys discovered masturbation for the first time? Please don't tell me that it was on the internet.
>>70683234I jerked off to a fat Japanese woman who orgasmed with a stick vibrator on her clit and a dildo shoved into her pussy like this
>>70683509Risu is kinda boring
>>70683247Mumei definitely does. Biboo seems to be asexual though.
>>70683440as if its only SEA cons, it's every single con she loses in, all around the world. at that point you got sit back and reflect on why you filter out the entire world
>>70682921If you love your oshi so much why don't you marry her. Not that easy now is it?
Well today I learned why anons don't fuck
>>70683557Card captor sakura, I just started humping my bed imagining Sakura's and Tomoyo's panties and it felt good
How come all of this discussion is fine but posting an image from an ina video where she writes “colour” is bannable? I hate this thread
>>70683565All the IDs are
>>70683247Biboo's a Tako and Takos are degenerate fucks. So much so that even the JP holos think that.
>>70683509Last week Risu collabed with EN TWICE
>>70683592An oshi should be venerated like a patron saint, she is not for marriage or sex.I would fuck the hell out of Ollie though and gladly be Reine's beard.
>>70683360Noel and Matsuri use toys. It came to me in a dream.
>>70683201You either suck at it, or you masturbated so many times that your dick is basically immune to orgasms.It takes me like 2 mins tops to cum if I'm horny, and I can edge for hours if I want to.
>>70683247I want to see/hear mumei masturbate. Not even sexual Im just honestly curious what its like...
>>70683003>3 times in 7 weekstime for divorce, fuck that
>>70683606Don't try to make sense of that which you do not control. Be like water.
>>70683557I was watching Mahoromatic while laying on my stomach and some scenes made me wince causing me to squirm around and it felt a little funny.
>>70683592Because my Oshi is probably like 2000 miles away on a plane or in Japan, while Holosisters can easily have a handsome ojisan from /hlgg/ breed and feed them just by asking.
HAPPY BIRTHDAYHAPPY DAYGOODNIGHT
>>70683677Do we even have non-handsome posters in /hlgg/?
>>70683234Yes but they're only for if you're alone in the house. They're also pretty powerful at times, so if you're sensitive down their it'll quickly turn from pleasure into pain which could be a bonus if you're into that. Personally I'd ratcher the specialized clit vibrator since those are meant to gradually increase and lessen vibrations on a whim so you can spend your time moving it around instead of pressing the setting button repeatedly. Vibrating eggs are great too albeit a bit less reusable.
When will Kiara be held accountable for her multiple sexual crimes since 2021? Or did Mori end up enjoying Kiara molesting her? What about Amd?
>>70683664Cute
If your oshi /became/ a Lamy, would you still love her?
>>70683710No.
>>70683710Yea, the poster below me.
>>70683603>>70683665Makes me wonder how girls discover masturbation.
>>70683716Nnnnnaaaa show me your butthole nanora
>>70683716I will tie you up with rotors attached.
>>70683727>If
>>70683727My oshi is already a Lamy. Nene agrees, don't bother her about it.
>>70683724who can stop her
>>70683603>>70683665Lol these fags discovered masturbation like women instead of jerking their peepees to big anime tits on the internet
>>70683557from a book encouraging women to be more sexuall engaging with their partners
I'm considering sex with Mikochi
>>70683716I thought that girls mostly used their fingers for that.
>>70683509If you watch her streams you can tell that she's a cynical person hidden underneath a chaotic personality. She's aware of it and she probably doesn't want to cause problems with other members so she avoids them
>>70683783That’s a vagina under her arm.
>>70683812I was 9
>>70683815[45p status unlocked]
>>70683724Being horny in Hololive is encouraged if anything
>>70683724Kiara is the chosen sex goddess her on accountability is hopefully starting to lactate from her huge perfect phoenix titties
>>70683833Is Risu blackpilled doomcel pessimiscore capricorn?
Why can't Fauna eat me
>>70683844pitpussy is hot
>>70683828And guys usually just use their hands to masturbate but there's specialized vibrating cock rings that lets them do it hand free!
>>70683557I was like 5-6 years old, staring at the posters on the wall in my aunt's room. I still remember the Buffy the Vampire Slayer one and how hot she was.
>>70683509Risu seems to have been avoiding EN for the better part of 3 years. She is still the only ID member without a solo EN collab
I think the cowgirl position is great because I get to watch my oshi do the work.
>>70683557My friend's older sister and her friend made me us all skinny dip in their parents hot tub and then told me and my friend how to jerk off when I got a boner and made us try it.
Alright /hlgg/, time to stop being horny and start being funky.
>>70683937Those rings always fall off. They're not worth it.
>>70680321>>70680243>>70679935I hope we get one of Rissa since she said she liked bunnygirls, Mococo one as well.
>>70683937Hands are better, girls who use them are based.
>>70683716how come women get all these optionsit's fucked up
>>70683716>>70683937More summary posting and less masturbation posting, Ayamefriend.
Anons I had a dream about my oshi but then my irl first crush butted in and tried to fuck me? What the hell does this mean?
>>70683994You're a whore
>>70683918because her mouth is always full of me
>>70683958Where's my Libera me from Hell with Mori, tree rrat?
the prostitute that i hire to cosplay as Miko became a 35p afterward and no longer want to have sex with me because "i'm disrespecting her oshi"
>>70683994It means you're a slut.
>>70683968You lucky ass nigga...
There are women in /hlgg/ still?
the webm that saved /hlgg/
>>70680010Neat, so how do you get these models?
>>70680371Yes
>>70684065That's the neat part. You don't. Unless you commission them.
>>70683994Your mind is trying to save you. It wants you to form a relationship with someone that's within your reach instead of wasting money on a virtual youtuber who will never know you
>>70684045I've always been here.
>>70684045That's how low the bar is, it's literally under the ground.
>>70683973No, I want to bully women for being coomers today
Which Holos daily drive a sports car?
>>70684111Do you like European takos who constantly work out and are able to cook? Because I'm one.
>/hlgg/ - Masturbation Stories and Recommendations
>>70684050you mean reddit>https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/1b6d0f6/just_biboo_leaning_in_every_time_the_boss_is/
>>70683422Her roommate had chad on the stream straight up, did something change? I mean even if things did change, is she gonna be available for long?
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1765106979729494358
>>70683973
>>70684175Why do you work out?
>>70684111Why are you a female tako
thinking about towa smell
>>70684111if someone claims to be a woman and uses a depressed Ina i assume is LGTV
Move.
Why is Shiori not streaming around this time? I thought she finally became an EU streamer
>>70684193Because Ina does, it feels good, and it makes me feel powerful. Also because of picrel.
>>70684178>actually, she did [made up shit]
>>70684176oh it got posted on reddit? nevermind, the webm sucks, and I wont be watching bijou in the future, thank you for showing me the truth anon
sex with femtakos
>>70684234Shiori turns into an EU streamers on the weekends
>>70684223A tv brand?
>>70684176go back
>>70684228No, now hand over your lunch money.
>>70684283Lesbian Gay Towa Vestia Zeta
Weird thing to say, but my family never accepted any talks about masturbation, so talking about it with so many guys who are like me is kind of therapeutic.
>>70684178Saplings have suffered enoughNo need to bring up past trauma
>>70684276Fucking a femtako might be as gay as a femboy because at least femboys put on makeup and female clothing
>>70684297delete
>>70684176kinda weird to samefag this
>>70683915...why capricorn?
>>70684100Fuck, oh well.
masturbation is unironically bad for you
>>70683716Being a guy sucks... You only have one shot and have to edge and edge before you completely lose interest and the ability to feel good. As a girl you can literally cum nonstop the whole day and never stop being horny...Why can't I be a cute girl... I want to be tied up and forced to orgasm all day. It will literally be heaven for me.
>>70684178First off he's an asian twink, not a chad. And they broke up 2 years ago, almost right after she joined Hololive.
>>70684263Making up a brand hazard seems pretty wild to me
I'm Lamy
>>70684050Saved hlgg? Explain
>>70684340samefagging in general is very weird
>>70684329Non-feminine girls are the best ones to fuck, because they start being feminine as soon as you start.
>>70684361Objectively wrong
>>70683198They can go with 4 gunners and don't have any problem
>>70684340>samefagWhat makes you think that?
>>70684361Factually and logically incorrect
>>70684386Why?
>>70684361I had to prevent myself from cumming in my sleep. It can't be helped
>>70684422>>70684408go look at /trash/ for 5 minutes
>>70684220What does it smell like?
>>70684329I don't care how many cool backflips you do, sex with women is heterosexual activity
>>70684452masturbation ≠ pornography
>>70684363You just have to keep pushing it after the first load. I once kept going and blew a second load 10 mins after the first
>>70684424
>>70684366Is he an assumed Asian twink that broke up 2 years ago as according to anon-kun, or are they most likely happily married to this day?
>>70680010HEY WAIT A MINUTE AME'S HOLSTER HAS A SWASTIKA
>>70684361
>>70684318Who the fuck talks to their family about masturbation?
>>70684363We've all felt this, but we can't change it, so let's just become cool dudes.
>>70684497dont act like the average person is just staring at the ceiling why they jack off
>>70683978This is a self-report but i don't know about what just yet
>>70684470towa
>>70684516Yab
>>70684488
>>70684518Everyone knows because it was spammed for months. Do your reps newfag.
>>70684329>He doesn't know the joy of making tomboys learn what it means to be a woman
>>70684550I don't care what they jack off towhat you said is wrong
>>70684557Gross...
>>70684366Asians can be chads too. Also why the fuck does that even matter
>>70684540I mean, the idea of masturbation was literally forbidden in my family.
>>70684518do your reps retard
>>70684550I'm rotating an apple AND intensely visualizing my waifu riding my dick at the same time, the wall is tangential
>>70684363>>70684544As a guy you should only be getting about 15% of your dopamine from sexual activity, the rest should be from violence and breaking things.
>>70684519You mean the Hakenkreuz?
>>70684598maybe in 1800 you could act like masturbation is just touching your dick but in 2024 the kids are already on the goon train before they can even drive
>>70684550>He doesn't use his imaginationSucks to be you
>>70684406Turning a girl that thinks she's a powerful man into a submissive girl is the best thing that exist
What's with all the Fauna doxfaggotry? Where are the Meidos?
>>70684625Don't worry, I have anger issues too.
we love cute girls (female) here
>>70682318Every member of EN (except maybe Ame) fears the First Person Shooter
>>70684633NO
>>70684516The symbol summons Towa
>>70684601>Asians can be chads tooRORU. Even then he's a twink, she likes femboys.
>>70681717This is great but I wished she stopped the whole ahegao thing, shit doesn't look as nice in real life as it does in 2d.
>>70684690We also love cute boys (female) hereI do not have any pictures of Ao-kun
I could never get the prostate thing to work either
>>70684366This makes me wonder. How would you reach if your girlfriend just broke up with you one day because she joined Hololive? Would you be happy for her or sad because you lost her?
>>70684706lmao
Kiara doesn't masturbate, prove me wrong.
>open /hlgg/>it's offtopic Discord hours with Anons literally jerking each other off>also unironic doxx and cuckpostingwhat a fucking shithole
>>70684706Looks like the reichsadler with the hakenkreuz underneath to me.
>>70684701I need Gura Ame Mumei Shiori DRG now
kys doxxniggers
>>70684804There's no such thing as a cat lady who doesn't masturbate.
>>70684777Nice digits
>>70684754Here you go.
How much sex are Ina and Kiara having with each other's buttholes right now?
>>70684806It's been this way forever, except for like 2 weeks when /vt/ was just created
>>70684777If you can't cum from your prostate you're actually genetically a dominator and should be fucking twinks and women instead
>>70684784Being her boyfriend would be literal cuckoldry since she would literally tell to thousands of other men that she loves them, as well as constantly flirting with girls. Prove me wrong if you can.
I didn't even notice the doxposting until you guys mentioned it. Thanks for the new insight I guess?
>>70684690towa cute
>>70684900They banged in the row machine
>>70684844Modern art. This frame should be hung in a museum and sold for millions.
I'm cold and sleepy and I really really miss gozaru de gozaru.
Damn Miko's 3D live was so fucking kino, just finished itOne of the best I've seen in a while
>>70684894why wear a bra when you're that flat?
>>70684550I've literally never watched porn and exclusively jerk off to the asses of women I see while walking.
>>70684913Not all girls do the love/gfe shit and even then I would know I'm the one actually winning
>It didn't get unarchivedMori's manager watched that whole thing and said 'yup seems good to me, we love tax evasion and ear rape'
>>70684806You're welcome to join us if you like. We can cum all over the doxxposters.
>>70684913Cuckolding both requires you to be into it and for there to be like.... any sex involved
>>70684931That's how interesting Anons masturbation habits are. /jo/ when?
>>70684992Anon, she always gets away with it.
Ok but we still didn't conclusively prove that women masturbate
>>70684971Heed Matsuri's wordshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=206QFukj0mk
>>70684992>tax evasionBased>ear rapeBased as long as it's not me
*mori tongue noises*
>>70684806>B-but /hlgg/ is better than the splits! >They're filled with antis while it's literally just one guy shitposting here!
>>70685056Google it right now and look at a cool video
>>70685056I still don't believe they do it out if their own free will and porn just makes them do it
>>70684992"But doctor, i AM Pagliacci"
Imagine being such a miserable faggot that you search for dudes when you look at a cute girl. That's the kind of mindset that will refrain you from fucking them.
>>70684957We're discussing our masturbation habits. How often do you jerk off cutie?
>>70684913Or it's the highest level of chad because she's sucking your cock while tweeting about her "gratefulness" to the paypigs who think they have a chance. It's all about the mindset
>>70685073Pretty sure Mori has made the "mlem" yoshi sound before. it needs to be added to this picture in a sound post.
>>70685141Gigachad mafumafu
>>70685058I never wear underwear to begin with. It's way too restrictive
>>70685141Based Netori-chad.
>>70685078Yes.
>dox deleted>still reply to it and argueYou're all a bunch of retards, and you deserve the schizos.
>>70685078But why don't you go there instead of being here then? Obsessed
>>70685159Yoshi is Mori's signature impression like Ina with Mickey Mouse or Marine and Pikachu.
>>70680010Biboo nipples https://litter.catbox.moe/8catme.png
>>70685181Couldn't even live in the same house and then got cucked himself truly a chad.
>>70682161This seemed fucking insane to me so I went ahead and rubbed out a quick one to time how long it would take.27 minutes. I think if I went any faster I'd have torn something. How the fuck does anyone do four minutes?
>>70685182It does feel nice to have it all hang free.
>>70685181Weak faggot who couldn't handle the menhera pussy.
>>70685157The fat fuck has arrived
>>70685104You need to talk to slovenly millenials more often, i've known 2 girls who both wouldn't shut up about their habits and also never combed their hair for some reason
>>70685141If anything I'd encourage her to be GFE since it brings in the money and then I just enjoy those riches and not work
>>70685230It took me a few minutes to understand what I was looking at
Tako wack-o, it's ____ time!
>>70685234>>70682242Are you guys perhaps... cut?
>>70685157>>70681320
>>70685218Mori's yoshi is straight up perfect.
>>70685257Millennial women are so over. They've been ruined by tattoos, cats and wine.
That was a few days too long