/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Bicepschad, i kneel

Big McLargeHuge.

>>70657431
Slam bulkhead

>>70657431
Shouldve named himself Max Muscle

MAKE ME HUGE MATT

Thank you Jeff McBiceps!

>>70657431
Beef Buster?

Rock Slamfist

>>70657486
We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese!

>>70657431
Thanks Jeff!

>>70657431
Thanks Jeff!

>>70657535
this dude sucks fat cock

>singlehandedly btfos nijiniggers and removes them from cons

Yeah im thinkin based

Thanks Jeff!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjuXQy1Iia8

Roll Fizzlebeef

>>70657865
Legend has it that his mass is so huge that the earth gravitates towards him instead of the other way around

>>70657431
Thanks, Jeff!

Beef Slabchest

>>70657431
Holy Based Dokichad

>>70657431
Who would win between Uki "I will fuck you up" Violeta and Jeff "Bane of Ethyria" McBiceps?

a /fit/uber that has good voice delivery i wish for this mans continued divine gains
https://youtu.be/zQBVzPvr2II?si=dOOsJpabaqDMm5DH

You cant get this board to lift. They are 5'5 pagpags who post anti OHP threads on /fit/ every single day.

>>70659056
Jeff is white.
So Uki would be too scared of just seeing him to even attempt to fight

>>70660072
bros... I...

>>70660619
Subbed!

>>70660619
Don't worry, we'll lift for our king

>>70657431
Thanks Jeff

>>70660267
I already lift, but then again i am white

>>70659056
Which one can run a mile and still have gas in the tank to rape? My money is on the one who can just overrun the other.

He who shall not be named

>>70657486
ROLL FIZZLEBEEF

>>70659056
Bane of Ethyria sounds fucking rad

>>70660072
I like the content but why is he trying to fake enthusiasm in his voice? His voice sounds kind of weird to me.

>>70657486
Flint Ironstag!

>>70657486
Massive McGains

>>70660619
Just as he lifts, we will lift him

>>70657431
Thanks, Jeff!

>>70657431
kek

I hope he picks up streaming again. His content is months old on twitch and the stuff on his YT is years old

>>70660072
MY BODY IS READY, JEFF

>>70657486
Slate Slabrock

obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DelhLppPSxY

>>70660619
>0.6 centifinanas
Absolutely grim.

>>70668028
Decifinanas*, oops.

>>70668028
we gotta help the king

>>70657431
Memes aside dude sounds like a total bro.

>>70657431
so what's the deal with this guy?

>>70668028
>>70668081
Or 6 centifinanas.

>trusting fitness influencer with no physique-check
he could be a dirty powershitter for all I know

>>70657431
What's going on? Did I missed some happening?

>>70657431
FUAARKkkkkk

>>70669449
In one of the first threads about Offkai where it was revealed Niji was no longer attending anons spotted that Jeff McBiceps was on the guest list.
This lead to a shitpost that his muscles took up so much space they had to remove Nijis to make room for him, from there people just found his name and concept funny as fuck

>>70660072
I subbed

>>70660072
Is it just me or does he sound a bit like kermit?

>>70672547
>subbed ironically
>watches ironically
>joins in ironically
>joins in unironically
>gets swole unironically
>transfroms from fatty into chad
The fatty to chad pipeline in action

>>70673024
Its easy to start the transformation. Just walk outside for 10 mins (without pause) a day and youll burn a lot of weight if you previously were glued to a seat all day

>>70657486
Rip Tungsten

>>70673223
I can only encourage people compensating passive lifestyles with fitness/touching grass.
Im sure a lot of /vt/ would genuinely benefit from an entertaining chuba that makes them work out during stream.

>>70657486
I would fucking pay to see a whole group of vtuber trainers with names like this.

>>70657486
Smash Lampjaw

>>70657431
I want to see a collab with him and Tenma

>>70657431
>Makes Nijisanji bend over and remove 3 of their talents from the con
How?

>he is actually /fit/ and does tips on how to get gains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmbIbZq50Ds

>>70674805
Based

>>70657431
>580 youtube subs
>1.5k Twitch follows
>Special Guest
Memes aside, just how shit tier is this offkai shit if this is a special guest?

>>70675798
pretty low but him being a guest piqued my interest in their channel and the guy has genuinely good videos

>>70657431
his arms are huge because he has to pick up his inconceivably large dick when he wants to walk

>>70657431
need larger legs

>>70676178
I legit subbed. I already follow a few fitness channels and his shit is funny too.
Jeff ended up being the best thing to come out of Offkai and it hasn't even happened yet.

>>70665037

>all sane heterosexual males of /vt/ become ripped giga gods
>go to conventions and beat up/sexually conquer the nijisisters with their superior strength
Oh yeah, it's all coming together. Thank you, Jeff McBiceps.

>>70673024
>>70673223
>>70673516
How would you advise someone who isn't fat but actually underweight despite eating a lot of fast food constantly? I lift a bit at home but I gain no weight.

>>70657431
>Doki charity had a "Collab with indie of your choice" coupon.
Just saying

>>70677445
richanons, now is the time

>>70660619
Nah that ain't gonna stand.
I may not have the stamina I did a decade ago, but I can still lift this man up a little bit.

>>70677445
>Doki finally loses weight
This is a win situation for all

>>70677445
Dude nooo youre going to force Elira's hand. NJSJ will go for a collab intercept!

>>70657431
is this what sisters mean by a "brotuber"?

>>70660072
Jesas, that was a lot of fitbro-pseudo-science

>>70677445
>Jeff becomes Doki's personal trainer for a weight loss arc

>>70657431
He's probably obese irl

>>70678052

>>70678721
He's actually a real-life PT from what I've seen.

>>70657431
What's his secret?

>>70678052
Ok, now that's kino

>>70657431
No offense but he looks gay

>>70678970
t. Mega faggot

>>70678970
That's exactly what he wants you to think while he fucks your wife

>>70657486
Dirk Hardpec.

>>70678721
Kek.
https://twitter.com/JeffMcBiceps/status/1707119857311891805

>>70679072
Is this achievable natty

>>70679101
Bausister how do we refute this

>>70679101
>that's right, I'm just ugly
What a king

>>70679072
dude skips plowing my wife-day to go to the gym

>>70679101
>That's right, I'm just ugly
Based. That's a man that'll make it with the wolves.

>>70657486
Bob Johnson.

Oh wait…

>>70679072
Nevermind fucking her, she won't survive 30 seconds with him

>>70657486
Battlin' Boxer Glassjaw

haha imagine.....

>>70677260
>eating a lot of fastfood
If you cook for yourself you will get a lot more nutrition out of it. Cooking is unironically incredibly important - you have no idea what the fuck you are stuffing in your body otherwise.
Even if you were just eating the homecooked version of fastfood, the nutritional value would be night and day.
Just eating unhealthy doesnt mean gaining weight, it means depriving your body of nutrition and energy. Fat slobs grow fat because the food they stuff down their throat doesnt give them the energy actual food would give them.

Bane of Ethyria I KNEEL

>>70672808
This is what Jordan Peterson could've been if he laid off the benzos and obsession with the culture wars.

>>70679101
Holy Based

bro what the hell is his thumbnail haha

>>70679101
I KNEEL.

>>70680223
>ARKtism, gains and kuso-cringe thumbnails
Holy shit is this the "brotuber" thing I've heard about? This is awesome.

>>70680223
Kino thumbnail

>>70677260
Just count your calories. You're not going to gain weight by eating a single Big Mac meal a day. Anything related to weight is always solved by counting calories.

Say what you will about offkai but it's clearly working for this man

>>70680487
Good, because he's about the biggest vtuber attending now that they kicked their headliners out and nobody else is joining

Jeffbros he posted a shorts on yt less than an hour ago, go lift the king!

>>70678769
based based based based

>>70657486
>I get that reference
Thanks for reminding me of this, gave me a good laugh

>>70677260
GOMAD

>>70680884
>.....
Why did he do it bros

>>70675798
It was the same last year
The first few months leading up they have a bunch of people nobody knows. In the last month they will add a bunch of people from small corpos and large twitch indies. They were adding people to the list something like 2 weeks before the con started

>>70680884
Him just giving up on the rp talk makes this so much funnier

>>70681657
Good luck attracting corpos and reputable indies now that you have a reputation for throwing your guests to the wolves if a dramatuber targets you

>>70681915
>now that you have a reputation for throwing your guests to the wolves if a dramatuber targets you
Dang sister, how do u even sleep with that much fear of Falsekek?

>>70657431
>Bro even has a dedicated homepage to promote his training sessions
What an absolute chad, I kneel

>>70657431
Based

>>70681299
i did this and it worked too well. went from 60kg to 75kg in months, had stretchmarks above my armpits even, that was kinda scary.
i couldn't keep up the calorie intake and dropped all the way back to 60kg over time though, i fucking hate eating so much bros, it's way too much effort.

>>70680735
Haven't you heard? He's so big that they had to kick out the vtubers to make space for him.

>>70657431
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UuzWIwES32c
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UuzWIwES32c
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UuzWIwES32c
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UuzWIwES32c
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UuzWIwES32c
Fuck buying adds, this is jeff.

I'm just imagining this guy as a vtuber

>>70682838
Fatty food would make it easy to keep mass on. A lot of cheese and the like, very easy calories. Some fresh whole grain bread with cheese and butter? Tasty and high calorie.

>All it took to get /vt/ to allow a male chuuba was /fit/ness
Not even complaining.

>>70684139
most male icons are fit or rich, only commies and envious fat lazy cunts would hate a man who lifts

>>70657431
The King posted on reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/VirtualYoutubers/s/h01BFi14y0

>>70684139
Bunch of chuuba loving lifters on /fit/. We even got the Temna coffee dood.

How badly would he beat Vox in a fight?

>>70673223
That's just water weight. The first 20lbs mean nothing.

Let's suppose i'm doing progressive overload, for example in month one i did x for 10 reps, week 2 x for 12 reps, week 3 x for 14 reps and week 4 x for 16 reps, if i want to up the weight now, should i go back to 10 reps and do the same process in month 2?

>>70685466
He can take on all the "males" there, he can even take his sweet time against tough guy Uki

>>70684997
>fat lazy
True, dont forget
>entitled and arrogant
I hate grifters on both ends, but at least the grifters on muhright tend to look better. A fat fuck cant even take care of himself, how on earth is he able to convince anyone that he knows whats best for others.

>>70657535
i used to watch this guy until he started spouting commie shit and going “acab acab acab” randomly in his content. even pat, the negro and the faggot left him

>>70676178
dude should change his face with dragon ball art all the mexicans would flock to him they love those “workout like goku” shits on youtube

>>70657431
>this is gonna end up how jp propped up Aoi
History repeats itself...

>>70685850
he already has the purple hair, he could go for the Cell's saga Trunks look

>>70685583
Not just man. It will boost metabolism if your body isnt used to moving and prevents some future weight gain. You also benefit by upping blood circulation a little if you plan on starting to lift out of nowhere desu

>>70680223
foreigners like to manipulate and post images like this

My new rrat: Jeff was behind it all. Every single vtuber yab has led to this moment. Who do you think convinced the niji manager to trash Selen in the termination post? Who do you think pushed the black screen stream? Who do you think introduced mafu to michael cat? Who do you think it was Mel confided in? Who leaked the niji contract template? Who was the one that convinced Offkai to kick out nijien? And now with everything in chaos, in confusion, who was there to unite us in gains? That's right, it's Jeff

>>70687036
It's true!

>>70688412
Vesper Noir paid Jeff McBiceps as his "muscle" (get it) to commit every holoyab in history.

>>70684997
I'm a commie and I love men that lift. All men should lift. Capitalists what to keep us fat and weak to impress us. We must sharpen our bodies and minds so we can liberate ourselves.

>>70691126
>I'm a commie and I love men
Wow, shocking!

>>70688412
I heard that Jeff was the bed on which Miko raped Pekora

>>70691126
Oh I meant twitter commies, you know that kind, my fault for not being more specific
I would still not support your kind anyway, have a nice day regardless
>>70691192
lol

>>70673968
I guess that would be somewhat novel. A gen of 5 fitness vtubers that teach you workout techniques. Like onegai muscle but expanded.

>>70688412
I'd let Jeff fuck my oshi

>>70691192

>>70691396
I know what you are talking about about those a braindead liberals.
get them gains friend.

>>70692824
It's funny how less than a year ago this was a nazi 4chan no no post, and now it's the current thing for twitter types

>>70691192
You sound like a faggot that doesn't lift.
>>70693960
The western "left" is doomed. They will cannibalize themselves with their liberal ideological purity amongst others.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UuzWIwES32c

This actually put me back in the gym.
What a king.

>>70657486
Claude Clawmark

>https://www.twitch.tv/jeffmcbiceps
JEFF IS LIVE
I REPEAT
JEFF IS LIVE

>I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A VERY BUFF DAY

>>70697320
BIG

If anyone can motivate fat weebs to turn into chad weebs i feel its this guy

>>70697320
>he's married
NOOOOOOO

>>70657431
>hes canadian
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

300 squats in one go incoming!
>>70697852
MOTIVATED

>>70697852
Bros....

>>70697320
Big if true

>>70698007
Doki collab when?!

holy fucking kino bgm

>>70697320
>33 viewers
>>70684139
You acting like /Vt/ wasn’t beating the drum for Tempus 1 when everyone outside was shitting on them and comparing their designs to Luxiem.

>>70698957

>>70699079
There is over 100 posters here and he has like 5-10 more ccv than usual. Fucking grim, Male beggars are always all talk

>>70699528
The thread has been going on for 14 hours mate. Its a very fair increase considering

>>70699528
Europe is sleeping. They are less afraid of being called a faggot.

>>70699528
this was his sub at the start of thread >>70660619
>picrel
seems about right id say?

>>70685604
You always push for 1 or 2 remaining reps before failure on each of your workouts.
As you progress you are able to do more reps before getting to the remaining reps before failure.
When you increase weights, you hit should hit that margin earlier and then you progress from there.
Fuck the numbers, just always strive for progress.
Progress = strength
Strength = muscle

>1000 squats
>keeps going
THE MADLAD

>>70701022
will he make it to 1030?

When did this man steal my playlist?

>>70701022
>Starts a bet for 300 squats
>Does 1000
>Keeps going for 20+ more
This man GETS GAINS

How am I supposed to husbando him if he's married already? Is his wife hot at least?

>>70701259
Ive been there - tomorrow hes going to walk around like someone fucked him in the ass.

>>70701387
She's a cuck queen, it's fine.

>>70701423
Flashbacks to the two days after some of my heaviest leg days

i said it before, i encourage anyone with a passive lifestyle to go out and just go for a walk. But it is fucking hilarious seeing a dude do 1k squads and then someone in chat is like
>''i just took a walk for the first time in a while''
LMAO

>>70680884
>I'm trying
Still gold after so many years

>>70673223
"just 20 pounds" that's like -3 or -4 BMI

>>70679101
holy based

>>70679487
Don't worry anon, I got the reference.

>>70701786
I mean, technically that was me a few days ago. I stopped exercising for a year and I rarely leave my house and I'm pretty sure I'm experiencing some bad muscle atrophy. I want to start exercising again but my eating habits are almost nonexistent right now so I wouldn't be making any gains.

>>70657431
>He slaps your oshi's ass
How do you react?

>>70702240
>understandable
>compliment him on his good taste
Altho im sure Marines ass is big enough for the both of us

>>70702240
My Oshi's bones are shattered into dust one punch man style

>>70702240
Roberu...

>>70702240
>>70702359
Yeah sure but I bet Jeff is too wholesome for that. Get swole and slap your oshis ass yourself!

>>70702240
ask him to slap mine too

>>70657486
Stud Beefpile

>>70675556
I will always be amused at how the original comic is about spiting people.
While all the photoshops is about self improvement for someone you look up to.

>>70660072
Is that true?

>>70702022
Thanks, anon!

>>70704305

>>70701786
Most guys who give a fuck about exercise or working out to a higher degree are 100% the kind of people who'd be pumped up about someone taking even the first small step. I've noticed a lot of the people in these groups tend to be very encouraging.

>>70677965
You ain't getting that supraphysiological physique with that mindset my guy.

>>70702240
Get her to a hospital

>>70680223
/d/orse

>>70677260
if all else mentioned by everyone else doesn't work, eat pemmican like a snack food

>>70677965
>describing why it's important to warm up in layman's terms
>pseudo-science

Fat fuck detected

>>70657486
sugoi

>>70691192
pinkos BTFO

>>70691192
kek

>>70657431
how did this thread get 211 replies

>>70718365
because /we/ like to have fun

>>70718365
You mean
>how did this thread ONLY get 211 replies

>>70718365
anons nostalgic for magposting

>>70718365
ONEGAI MUSCLE

>>70709495
also funny because Jeff is literally 6 months away from getting his phd inb4: in pseudoscience

>>70679101
based lad

>>70698620
Dokibird - Weight loss endurance stream ft. Jeff McBiceps

>>70657431
Thanks, Mr. McBiceps!

>>70657431
thank god jeff was there to protect the con goers.

>>70657431
If he hasn't been scoped out by Tenma he doesn't real, let's be honest

>>70657486
Kek

I will survive - Gloria Gaynor
---->
Thread will survive - Glorious Gainsbro

>>70734919
there are 2 threads now, which one will survive?

>>70657431
Stars collab when?

>>70657431
>Jeff McBiceps turns out to be the first true brotuber and nail the niche that has been empty for so long
>Only reason people even looked at him was because of the niji drama
would be poetic

NOOO I MISSED IT
I HATE TIMEZONES

>married
UNICORN BROS WTF HES CHEATING ON US WITH HIS WIFE

>>70737617
Which timezone?

>>70737650
UTC+1
just woke up at 11 am

>>70737690
I caught it, also +1. Woke up at 9, im guessing you are not at work

>>70703160
don't think I ever saw the original

>>70737738
yep, NEET

>>70718365
Fun things are fun!

>>70685728
None of them are worth watching alone.

>>70739796
True brother!

>>70729374
Tenma is not a homewrecker

Holy shit the Jeff thread is still up? There's hope. Hope that we can live in a post-Jeff swole utopia.

>>70657486
https://empowered.fandom.com/wiki/Dr._Big_McLarge_Huge

>>70675798
And my oshi still hasn't been invited back since going indie. This isn't a knock at Jeff he seems awesome, just wish my oshi got more recognized.

May you have a buff day /vt/

>>70748290
and to you

>お願いマッスル
>めっちゃモテたい
>お願いマッスル
>めっちゃ痩せたい yes
>お願いマッスル
>めっちゃモテたいから
>ウー!(キレてるよ!)
>ハー!(キレてるよ!)
>筋肉にお願い!

>>70748290
Same brother

Seeya cunts tomorrow