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Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and Claude!

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias (graduated)
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma (graduated)

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0 (graduated)
https://twitter.com/RenZott0
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Krisis:
https://twitter.com/YuQWilson
https://twitter.com/Tyrant_Vanta
https://twitter.com/VezaliusBandage

Claude:
https://twitter.com/ClaudeClawmark

Fic Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ebZ5h4XdzvtoHhgVo4NwIMGvqWEFtwcxVBC1T1ISlJA

Vod Archive Guide:
https://aysra.github.io/archive/

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

Guide to finding fanart on Lofter: https://rentry.org/aum8x

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

Fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting is encouraged.

Previous thread: >>70541760

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This is the anchor post for fics, this WILL be the thread it's used. Start posting NOW. Reply here for archival purposes, I am no longer asking. Links to greentexts and old posts from /nijien/ are okay too.

For organization purposes, please feel free to suggest tags for the work you are linking (ie female POV, fluff, noncon, pregnancy, etc)

If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>https://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.

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News:
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Luca at CosCos Suki February 25 (M&G): https://x.com/CosCosSuki/status/1742516154097418467
Noctyx Code Geass Collab Begins March 1: https://x.com/iijan_limited/status/1751879026548113730
Alban, Luca, and Shu scale figures: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1737669737298243784
Ike, Luca, and Shu Nendos announced: https://x.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1738352505438749064
Krisis Palverse Pale figures announced: https://x.com/bushi_hobby_en/status/1738378892723773541
Shu, Luca, Uki, Sonny SG Concert April 27 (Livestream available): https://twitter.com/V_Rhap/status/1761270834847678872

Outfit status: Fulgur Archivist Outfit 10/04

Merch on sale:
Party Voice
Hotel Merch
Liver Goods Vol 8
NijiMascot Vol 1
Noctyx 2nd Anniversary Goods

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Noctyx LEVEL UP!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNUSQUpM_GI
Noctyx 2nd Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejos
Sonny Ringo Mogire Beam Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj65Wf4n4j4
Kyo Duet Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYaJuyevUnU
Sonny Cendrillion Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HZcCgMx3w
Alban Shinunoga E-Wa Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oaa3Wdm6AOA
Luca Overdose Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39CJqrd42Ww
Zali The Bride of Necro Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZA8QIM7cdk
Vox Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewNBqazPepk
Vox Movie Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V1OJoGHC9Q
Ver Jangsanbeom Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSEKdqt-s0c
Claude In The Back Room Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXGLWbMtmtc

>> No.70661696

I am very tempted to buy virtual tickets for the vrhap events just to support anyone that can ensure a safe space for livers and fans. I can't believe the point we're at now

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alban LOVE !!!
can't livepost rn TT also thread died while i was commuting nyo...

boys live:
>sonny monhun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38Gzsm74rFo
>ren chatting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VLTaXijWdI
>alban poppy playtime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ndh691ir_g

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Reminder that we're getting a telephone game official stream with lots of people today.

>> No.70661920

>>70661861
oh fuck i should have put that in the newspost im sorry im a bit flustered rn....

>> No.70661995

>>70661920
DW, also be sure to add the pio and fulgur panel. I updated both vrhap events' links so people can get tickets of their own:
Doppio and Fulgur at Virtual Rhapsody April 5 (Panel, Streamed): https://virtualrhapsody.zaiko.io/e/HK20240405
Shu, Luca, Uki, and Sonny at Virtual Rhapsody April 27 (Concert, streamed): https://virtualrhapsody.zaiko.io/item/362431

>> No.70662023

>>70661995
aah !!! okay thank you anon !!! i'll add this next thread

>> No.70663160

>>70661328
I'm excited for Fulgurs outfit...

>> No.70663550

>>70645168
Vox had his past dug up and got slandered as a sexual harasser to tens of thousands of people on top of all the other shit that's been levied against him
Uki had /pol/tards telling him to kill himself anytime he tweeted something and circulating yellow face edits of his actual face
Wilson got shat on the moment he tweeted something supporting fanartists by cunts bringing up unrelated shit.
Scarle had it good all things considered. I'm not going to get into a "who had it worse" contest but "why is it always the girlss???" is just bullshit. This entire movement was co-opted from the very start by incels harboring a rabid seethe against male vtubers anywhere

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>> No.70665376

More western nijifans should organize meetups for their oshis, like how the kindreds organized all those TDH screenings. If cons are gonna be flimsy cowards that can't enforce their safe space, then it's up to us to show our love for the livers and our community. It can be as small as a discord watchalongs for project premieres or outfit reveals.

>> No.70666047

finally home, time for alban !!!!
he was doing discord rp.....

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also alban gave a little spoiler for his cover....this is albans face after being raped....

>> No.70666118

>>70666104
>eyeliner stains
SEXXXX

>> No.70666138

>>70661995
oh they're streaming pio and wife's panel too, nice

>> No.70666247

aubans brain is tiny

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We're getting streams and merch from the code geass collab soon https://x.com/iijan_limited/status/1764954118035271946?s=20

>> No.70666384

>>70666326
jibun wo from the karaoke just started playing in my head as soon as i saw this, the brainrot is settling in

>> No.70666439

>>70663550
I want to talk about how fucking terrible Uki's replies have been but I also know it's dangerous to talk about it and it's been eating me up inside. I fucking despise these people so much and it's astounding to me that the narrative has not caught up to just how depraved they are

>> No.70666517 [DELETED] 

updated news, let me know if i missed anything

News:
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Nocyx Code Geass Collab PR Live Streams March 15th (JST): https://twitter.com/iijan_limited/status/1764954118035271946
Alban, Luca, and Shu scale figures: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1737669737298243784
Ike, Luca, and Shu Nendos announced: https://x.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1738352505438749064
Krisis Palverse Pale figures announced: https://x.com/bushi_hobby_en/status/1738378892723773541
Shu, Luca, Uki, and Sonny at Virtual Rhapsody April 27 (Concert, streamed): https://virtualrhapsody.zaiko.io/item/362431
Doppio and Fulgur at Virtual Rhapsody April 5 (Panel, Streamed): https://virtualrhapsody.zaiko.io/e/HK20240405

Outfit status: Fulgur Archivist Outfit 10/04

Merch on sale:
Party Voice
Hotel Merch
Liver Goods Vol 8
NijiMascot Vol 1
Noctyx 2nd Anniversary Goods

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Noctyx LEVEL UP!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNUSQUpM_GI
Noctyx 2nd Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejos
Sonny Ringo Mogire Beam Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj65Wf4n4j4
Kyo Duet Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYaJuyevUnU
Sonny Cendrillion Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HZcCgMx3w
Alban Shinunoga E-Wa Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oaa3Wdm6AOA
Luca Overdose Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39CJqrd42Ww
Zali The Bride of Necro Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZA8QIM7cdk
Vox Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewNBqazPepk
Vox Movie Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V1OJoGHC9Q
Ver Jangsanbeom Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSEKdqt-s0c
Claude In The Back Room Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXGLWbMtmtc

JP-EN Telephone Game Off collab on main channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_PtgOwelpM

>> No.70666564 [DELETED] 

updated news, let me know if i missed anything/spelling mistakes
News:
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Noctyx Code Geass Collab PR Live Streams March 15th (JST): https://twitter.com/iijan_limited/status/1764954118035271946
Alban, Luca, and Shu scale figures: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1737669737298243784
Ike, Luca, and Shu Nendos announced: https://x.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1738352505438749064
Krisis Palverse Pale figures announced: https://x.com/bushi_hobby_en/status/1738378892723773541
Shu, Luca, Uki, and Sonny at Virtual Rhapsody April 27 (Concert, streamed): https://virtualrhapsody.zaiko.io/item/362431
Doppio and Fulgur at Virtual Rhapsody April 5 (Panel, Streamed): https://virtualrhapsody.zaiko.io/e/HK20240405

Outfit status: Fulgur Archivist Outfit 10/04

Merch on sale:
Party Voice
Hotel Merch
Liver Goods Vol 8
NijiMascot Vol 1
Noctyx 2nd Anniversary Goods

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Noctyx LEVEL UP!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNUSQUpM_GI
Noctyx 2nd Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejos
Sonny Ringo Mogire Beam Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj65Wf4n4j4
Kyo Duet Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYaJuyevUnU
Sonny Cendrillion Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HZcCgMx3w
Alban Shinunoga E-Wa Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oaa3Wdm6AOA
Luca Overdose Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39CJqrd42Ww
Zali The Bride of Necro Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZA8QIM7cdk
Vox Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewNBqazPepk
Vox Movie Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V1OJoGHC9Q
Ver Jangsanbeom Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSEKdqt-s0c
Claude In The Back Room Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXGLWbMtmtc

JP-EN Telephone Game Off collab on main EN channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_PtgOwelpM

>> No.70666566

Pickup VPs out on march 7, fulgur orisong, Party voice is no longer sold, but otherwise ur good

>> No.70666702

sorry for the spam anons...
>>70666566
News:
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Noctyx Code Geass Collab PR Live Streams March 15th (JST): https://twitter.com/iijan_limited/status/1764954118035271946
Alban, Luca, and Shu scale figures: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1737669737298243784
Ike, Luca, and Shu Nendos announced: https://x.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1738352505438749064
Krisis Palverse Pale figures announced: https://x.com/bushi_hobby_en/status/1738378892723773541
Shu, Luca, Uki, and Sonny at Virtual Rhapsody April 27 (Concert, streamed): https://virtualrhapsody.zaiko.io/item/362431
Doppio and Fulgur at Virtual Rhapsody April 5 (Panel, Streamed): https://virtualrhapsody.zaiko.io/e/HK20240405

Outfit status: Fulgur Archivist Outfit 10/04

Merch on sale:
Hotel Merch
Liver Goods Vol 8
NijiMascot Vol 1
Noctyx 2nd Anniversary Goods
Pickup VP

Projects:
Noctyx LEVEL UP!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNUSQUpM_GI
Vox Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewNBqazPepk

Recent Songs/Covers:
Fulgur Orisong Enshrouding: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC2bCR87LYs
Noctyx 2nd Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejos
Sonny Ringo Mogire Beam Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj65Wf4n4j4
Kyo Duet Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYaJuyevUnU
Sonny Cendrillion Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HZcCgMx3w
Alban Shinunoga E-Wa Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oaa3Wdm6AOA
Luca Overdose Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39CJqrd42Ww
Zali The Bride of Necro Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZA8QIM7cdk
Vox Movie Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V1OJoGHC9Q
Ver Jangsanbeom Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSEKdqt-s0c
Claude In The Back Room Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXGLWbMtmtc

JP-EN Telephone Game Off collab on main EN channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_PtgOwelpM

>> No.70666738

aruban is going to kindergarten ToT

>> No.70666777

>>70666702
thank you newspost anon!

>> No.70666820

>>70666777
no problem, and i'm just taking over for newskindred while she takes a break from newsposting ! she's usually more efficient TwT

>> No.70666845

>>70666439
I unknowingly clicked on one of his replies to someone(won't say who) and got a nice eyeful of some of the worst shit you can see about one of your oshis. Stupid me for wanting to look at his tweets I guess

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Thanks for baking, keep on loving your oshis

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Sometimes i want to scream into the wind. Does it help?

>> No.70667501

>>70667328
i thought this was joker and akechi

>> No.70667655

alban trying to break the game but it's not breaking wtf....

>> No.70667722

fuck that stupid jumpscare actually got me....i hate weeping angel types

>> No.70667836

alban has performance anxiety....

>> No.70668164

>>70667328
I've heard it can be relieving, you never seen those videos of University students yelling into the night during finals week?

>> No.70668231

alban broke the game for a bit....

>> No.70668331

>>70667328
It helps get out some of the frustration, I recommend it.
also threesome with flaypio

>> No.70669295

alban shoots first and asks questions later...

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I hope the boys keep supporting each other to keep their heads high. We've been having amazing things from them and I hope they keep their creative spark

>> No.70669424

>why don't they stop coming
aruban hates being creampied....

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if official conventions arent an option then id love to attend a fan-organized meetup. i sympathize with offkai, it would be worst if someone tried to physically fuck with the panel whether targeting the staff or fans, and announcing it 2 weeks ago along with all the others jumping on the dogpile would have been bad too. same effect if they took the livers off their page. technically they sold tickets under false advertising but i guess people still have 2 months to get refunds, it's so horrible though. i know twitter doesnt reflect reality but its so scary seeing countless braindead qrts chortling that they deserved it or that "niji causes the real danger by bullying its talents" which has fucking nothing to do with a con.

im happy the livers are doing well in japan. phone game tonight! im so happy demon is there, ive really missed him. and wife is self indulging this week!

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>> No.70669531

>>70669424
and yet he doesn't stop taking them!

>> No.70669545

>>70669295
how american of him

>> No.70669618

alban keeps shooting kids....
>>70669531
he's a whore that enjoys it but he plays coy because he knows that his clients have a corruption kink...
>>70669545
no.....aruban.....

>> No.70669709

Next time demon does an m&g in the states I'm going no matter what. I'm not gonna miss my chance

>> No.70669810

gn ren.... i will dream of your sex pheromones

>> No.70670020

good morning wife!
>>70669461
super excited for telephone game

>> No.70670064

alban is japanese....

>> No.70670130

alban doesn't want us to touch his body....

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>> No.70671336

aruban ToT

>> No.70671404

>>70669461
I think NijiGen went on alright at least from the images I've saw.

>> No.70671531

>>70669461
Do you mean one where livers are invited? idk if Nijisanji would allow that. If you mean fans, then I 100% agree. Asia does it all the time and I'm cucked by being in the United States but not on the Japanese coast.

>> No.70671683

aruban tensai !

>> No.70672237

Tentacles 2 Fuuchan 0

>> No.70672387

>>70671531
fans! ive seen a couple small fan meetups for birthdays but usually limited to a single oshi

>> No.70672539

Uki got everyone omamoris. Mama love
https://twitter.com/MillieParfait/status/1765028744178397589
>>70672387
At this point, I'd attend one for any liver. I want to hang out and maybe trade merch
is there a way to find out when/where Western ones are being held?

>> No.70672581

>>70672237
Update: Tentacles 3 Fuuchan 0

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>>70672237
>>70672581
TENTACLE RAAAAAAPE

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>> No.70676520 [DELETED] 

>>70661328

Kill NijiNiggers. Behead NijiNiggers. Roundhouse kick a NijiNigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a NijiNigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy NijiNiggers. Defecate in a NijiNiggers food. Launch NijiNiggers into the sun. Stir fry NijiNiggers in a wok. Toss NijiNiggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a NijiNiggers gas tank. Judo throw NijiNiggers into a wood chipper. Twist NijiNiggers heads off. Report NijiNiggers to the IRS. Karate chop NijiNiggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black company NijiNiggers. Trap NijiNiggers in quicksand. Crush NijiNiggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy NijiNiggers in a vat of acid. Eat NijiNiggers. Dissect NijiNiggers. Exterminate NijiNiggers in the gas chamber. Stomp NijiNiggers skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate NijiNiggers in the oven. Lobotomize NijiNiggers. Mandatory abortions for NijiNiggers. Grind NijiNiggers fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown NijiNiggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize NijiNiggers with a ray gun. Kick old NijiNiggers down the stairs. Feed NijiNiggers to alligators. Slice NijiNiggers with a katana.

>> No.70676791

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA9aIAPHSDE
he sounds perfect and so cute when he's pathetic

>> No.70677259

>>70676791
I have no idea why he keeps making these but I love them nonetheless

>> No.70677603

wife still insisting that he's the bottom in psyborg.... where's the they were both bottoms image

>> No.70677837

>>70677603
I can see him being the sub sometimes but definitely not the bottom he's coping

>> No.70678070

>>70677837
the only top in noctyx is sonny, everyone else has to share a double-ended dildo...

>> No.70678327

>>70678070
the only top was DJ but now Sonny took over the reigns

>> No.70678363

>>70678327
This except he moonlights as a bottom on occasion.

>> No.70678511

>>70678363
DJ moonlighting as a bottom only when like, special occasion with certain boys,

>> No.70678640

>>70678511
Oh my apologies, I didn't specify the 'him' properly! Sonny has taken on top duties but moonlights as a bottom.
DJ certainly does bottom under extreme and specific circumstances though!

>> No.70678805

>>70678640
Oh! sorry i should've realized, sonny bottoming made more sense but to me he wouldn't do it rarely. DJ would bottom though, on occasion if he's WAY too drunk but still wants to let out steam.

in 99% of situations cop bottoms dj but once in a while dj would be very happy to hear if sonny wanted to top.

which would be training for sonny being the noctyx top, actually!

>> No.70678881

>>70677259
they're kinda the perfect transition from his bad flirting attempts on stream with chat and him constantly going bbg

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>> No.70683755

My favorite part of this playthrough is how fucking sideways the battles go kek

>> No.70684143

>>70665376
Cons aren’t safe spaces though. They are a paid event whose purpose is to make money. Sometimes this will coincide With that but it is not the purpose. OffKai is not a charity it is a business.

>> No.70685062

>>70684143
When I go to comic-con I’m not expecting marvel fans and artists to get harassed by dc fans. The spirit of conventions is to have a fun space where you can be as nerdy as you want with others without thinking you’ll be actively ridiculed or harassed. Trying to normalize that it’s ok for them to not guarantee safety for everyone attending due to the absolute failure of the vtuber community nowadays because le capitalism isn’t gonna cut it for a community event like this. If anything it says more about what the community has become.

>> No.70685639

>>70684143
if cons were about profit then they should be paying all their staff instead of relying on the unpaid labor of volunteers, and they rely heavily on volunteers. cons have always been community-driven events.

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>> No.70687289

The tentacles have claimed another victim....

>> No.70688619

aww wife is so excited his voice keeps cracking

>> No.70689892

FF8 has been very comfy, i can't wait for wife to play more of his comfort games

>> No.70691137

Kek wife uses the st Ives peach cleanser and uki is so mad at him for it. He stopped using it cause he looked so shiney? what does that even mean??? he doesn't wanna look like a twink after exfoliating his face everyday??

>> No.70691320

>>70691137
gonna stalk him just so i can leave a bottle of paula's choice BHA on his doorstep

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>> No.70693262
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BY FULGUR'S BEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!! S-Shu-dono, you've acknowledged me as not just a CLOWN, but the WHOLE CIRCUS, so you're going to TRANSFORM me into a DEFORMED CARNIE!!?!?!?!! My name will be IRREVERSIBLY changed to KRUSTY THE FUCK, and I'll be the STAR of a new show where I can only be GANGBANGED GOOFY STYLE?!???!!! I-I'm gonna learn to JUGGLE YOUR TESTES while STROKING YOUR BALLOON ANIMAL!?!?!??? My INSANE CLOWN BUSSY will SQUIRT HARDER than a SELTZER BOTTLE after you fill me with CUSTARD CREAM PIES?!?!!?!! Then BOZO THE YAM will hop out of his COMEDICALLY SMALL CAR to SPRAY MY HONKERS with his SILLY STRING??!?!!! And for GRAND FINALE I'll be FORCE FED BIG MACS by RONALD MCDONALD on a high wire??!?!! Plus while all of this is going on, PENNYWISE will be there to morph into my WORST NIGHTMARES and TRAUMATIZE me while I'm FORCED to listen to THE COCONUT AFRO SCENE from MADAGASCAR 3 on a LOOP?!?!?!!!! YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOO, looks like I'm going to GET WHAT I FUCKING DESERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.70694402

>>70691137
wait why does uki not like st ives? I've had to use it and its not so bad, it hurts for a bit but yknow

>> No.70694474

>>70694402
i think it fucks up your pores

>> No.70694573

did those words just leave wifes mouth

>> No.70694731

>>70694402
The micro plastics in it gives you micro scratches that can lead to infections in the sensitive skin of your face.

>> No.70694990

Thinking about setting aside some money to commission a comic of Vox being dragged into a dungeon and bastinadoed by Ike Eveland. What artists do you all think would be up to the task?

>> No.70695567

i love my wife's motor mouth
>>70694573
w-which words?

>> No.70695926

>>70677603
He’s also a bottom in my headcanon hue
I keep looking on a03 from time to time there’s barely any fuuchan getting railed fics…

>> No.70696217

>>70695926
all the good fics of him getting railed are in chinese... sometimes i read through our fic archive again

>> No.70696778

Baa bye wife!
>>70695567
>I saw a comfydant sucking on my teet
he saw the breastfeeding and breast pump asset and even teased about using it for his mother simulator stream!

>> No.70697345

>>70696778
oooh that part! yeah i cannot believe............ can you imagine debut wife saying that? sometimes i'm in awe... he spoils us so much

>> No.70697743

>>70697345
I find it funny and so soft of him that he sees his debut self as cringe for being extra edgy and on guard while his debut self would find his 2yr self cringe for being so parasocial and personally (breast)feeding us fansa everyday! he truly is fulgatus all in one and I love all his sides for it!

>> No.70698157

>>70697743
we quite literally have fulgatus in real life, he manifested it himself, the edgy chuuni whos aggressive towards everyone and the nurturing motherhusband, it's the same person...

>> No.70698767

>>70694474
>>70694731
Uh oh. Well, anyone got replacement recommendations?

>> No.70699749

>>70698767
you can switch to a chemical exfoliant once every few days and a gentle cleanser for daily use

>> No.70700362

>>70699749
any brands I should look out for?

>> No.70702530

>>70700362
nta but like this anon says >>70691320 paula's choice is pretty good. If you have more experience, I personally use the ordinary since it's cheaper but their formulas tend to be much more stronger. The inkey list is another brand I've heard from that's cheap and inexpensive. If you prefer kbeauty, I have friends that swear by innisfree that help clear out their acne.
Key words to lookout for: retinol(not really but has very similar effects, do not try if you are a beginner it's like the rest of these acids but on crack! gives out great results tho so most hags use for anti-aging), AHA, BHA (salicylic acids) are chemical exfoliants. They can come in lots of forms like cleansers, serums even masks. You can choose one or the other but please use 1acid only once at a time per routine to avoid irritation and never unknowingly layer them with other acids like those sephora kids doing skincare smoothies. It's best to start with using them first at night and follow with a night cream/heavy moisturizer and sunscreen the next morning afterwards. If you find your skin not being sensitive to it, you can slowly work your way to a daily routine.
Despite having acid in it, hyaluronic acid is hydration and are usually found in moisturizers and for gentle cleansers. This is the only 'acid' you can pair with other exfoliants.
Lastly I'm no expert, this is just what I found from doing my routine but you can do further research to see what works best with your skin! Good luck anon!

>> No.70702592

Aster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Las2bNMRoqY
Ren https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLPHNHBYAVU
Auban https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN_naqjAHT0

>> No.70703108

alban brought a box of tissues just in case this time

>> No.70703333

i just use water, moisturizer, sunscreen, and avoid too much sweets/milk...

>> No.70703369

Fuldrops SEXXXXXXX door KNOT RAPEEEE
https://poipiku.com/6025215/9974190.html

>> No.70703815

>>70702530
oh my god thank you I will take note of all of this!!

>> No.70704161

alban you WHORE

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>> No.70704581

alban calling ranmaru a homewrecker....

>> No.70704689

>>70704506
i hope sani joins mhw

>> No.70704778

Alban finally turned around on my husband

>> No.70705562

cheating on keiji with qtaro...

>> No.70705824

>>70705562
he likes guys with muscles and he's a whore.....

>> No.70706021

alban says camellias name so softy no wonder why he fell in love with this cat boy whore

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Krisis cake!

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>>70706092
Can't wait for Wilson's turn.

>> No.70706477

i miss the moonbros

>> No.70707643

dumb greys making a deal about anzu's age meanwhile auban rps as a 5 year old baby kitten

>> No.70707709

>>70707643
kinda funny when the regulars in chat i know are all raging shotacons.....greynames i swear...

>> No.70708296

ranmaru you idiot

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alban and maple are matching !

>> No.70709382

kanna is so cute

>> No.70709515

he's gonna get cancelled....

>> No.70709705

qtaro.....

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i wish my face was in between his tits but also no......

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wtf...no....maple....

>> No.70710559

KURUMADA NOOOOOOOO

>> No.70710644

Alban likes it when Kuramada is gored open... (spoilers) this means he won't get to keep Kuramada for the banquet if I remember correctly

>> No.70710713

>>70710644
is there a way to save him....?

>> No.70710805

WHY IS EVERYONE DYING STOP

>> No.70710905

>>70710713
You have to manage the convo better and get her to reconcile quickly, he still gets injured but it's a smaller hole. Then, you can charge him and actually get to have him for later. Alban is still going to get to have him but he will die eventually

>> No.70710917

AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE HINAKO YOU BITCH

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>>70710905
no........is there also no way to save qtaro and mai...?
i'm so sad rn....

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>>70711046
Mai only survives if Kuramada and salaryman dies, as for Qtaro well... I'll just say get ready for a lot of pain this route it's not just him we're going to be fucked up over

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>>70711411
fuck......i'm in public i can't cry my eyes out like i did at the end of chapter 2 rn......
i just can't lose gin and keiji please

>> No.70711687

i'm so fucking sad why is everyone dying

>> No.70712076 [SPOILER] 
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>>70711525
Spoiler image so don't open if you don't want to know a few characters who live after 3B (there are others not pictured), this is an update post by Nankidai for the final phase
now I'm really scared for the update because there's no way there won't be only one death

>> No.70712244

>>70712076
oh my god i think i'm gonna throw up when alban plays the next update.....

>> No.70712433

I hate this part I hate seeing Gin scared...

>> No.70713474

How far ahead is Alban in Your Turn to Die? I want to compare it with Doppio's run.

>> No.70713559

>>70713474
3B, he just did the magnet room

>> No.70713943
File: 2.18 MB, 1920x1080, the last part.... before the wait.... 【YOUR TURN TO DIE _ キミガシネ PART 8】 【NIJISANJI EN _ Alban Knox】 2-34-3 screenshot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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Sex

>> No.70714035

alban might be overcooking

>> No.70714152

save us matpat....
matpat.....
matpat save us.....

>> No.70714347

>>70714035
His brain is really melting today

>> No.70714486

>>70713943
God i wanna see more male charas that get the goth runny makeup treatment. Theres not enough dammit

>> No.70714640

Oh shit wait Kuramada might live, ignore me

>> No.70714923

cute cat pinching his cheeks while thinking

>> No.70715443

SHIN NOOOOOO MY BABY FUCK YOU MIDORI

>> No.70715828

Midori needs correction badly

>> No.70716457

skibidi....?

>> No.70716551
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>>70713943
seeeeeex

>> No.70717042

why does he keep calling him sou?

>> No.70717248

wtf alban doesn't know what pavlovs dog is.....

>> No.70717449

>>70717042
calling midori sou? that's his real name
sou is actually shin and midori is sou

>> No.70717720

no....kanna got tricked......

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merry in albans chat again, he's been coming by pretty often lately

>> No.70718252

He was grooming Gin in school....

>> No.70718324

WHY IS EVERYONE MIDORI
>>70718252
midori? me.

>> No.70718752

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu gin my sweet lovable boy TT

>> No.70718853

>>70717913
for all that people shit talk his writing, i'm glad merry shows up to support the boys.

>> No.70718927

cute ren doesn't wanna cry so he won't play yttd

>> No.70719524

my cute autistic cat

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holy crap i thought this was gin speaking lmao

>> No.70719737
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He can't stop UOOOHing
>I feel the same way
Albantism......

>> No.70720086

i swear if anything happens to gin i will kill myself.....albans crying too....

>> No.70720160

aruban TwT
pero pero tears

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alban loves kids ToT he's just like me fr

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someone please get alban pregnant he wants it so badly

>> No.70720578

>>70720479
He would make a wonderful mother(male)

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ive been so in love with wife lately its driving me insane. his gentleness, his doting, how sweet he is to his friends and chat, all his chuuni passions and nerdy habits, i like him so much!

>> No.70722162

This YTTD arc makes me want to read or even try to write a YTTD Niji fanfic

>> No.70722812

>>70722162
who would win? who would be executed first and how?

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this is a tense scene but i can only focus on how sluttily he's dressed

>> No.70723016

>>70722977
Sex with the poodle

>> No.70723600

>>70722812
It's so hard to say who dies first because I love them all a lot but it'd be kino if Alban (sara)'s Joe was Fulgur, he dies and makes him schizo, but later on Fulgur comes back as a doll. I know anons in main thread already assigned some characters to the livers but it's hard to think of who would be Sou-Midori-Kai based on their connections. Kai is such a housewife so he'd be fitting as Fulgur as well...

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30 minutes, where the hell is my host
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_PtgOwelpM

>> No.70723647

sara is so cool.....

>> No.70723711

>>70723600
(selfreplying) For some reason I can't stop thinking about Mishima being Ren lol

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oh wait.....uh....

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oh......

>> No.70723878

Damn Midori likes the menheras

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ugh sex

>> No.70724278

this loli is sus

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How long do you think tensai cat will take on this

>> No.70724664

>>70723600
archivist as Joe and then legatus comes back as the dummy...

>> No.70725589

uuueeee aruban ending

>> No.70725776

>>70725589
I was about to be conflicted between watching him and the collab so I'm kinda glad even though I want him to finish it.. He can actually stream the rest for more hours, the discussion is really long

>> No.70725944

Not even 10k haha wow.

>> No.70726178

>>70725776
yeah...i needed to head out for lunch anyway and wouldn't be able to livepost so it's good for me too....i'll watch the big collab but i probably won't livepost until i get back... i'm so excited for ittetsu

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Their JP intros were so cute kek
they are wiggling so much

>> No.70726466

what the fuck is a sprat

>> No.70726633

>>70726466
it's a small fish IT'S LITERALLY BAIT I hate them kek

>> No.70726771

>>70726633
holy moply IT'S BAIT

>> No.70728221

wilson.....

>> No.70728284

I'm sorry for my son, please understand he doesn't speak English.

>> No.70728368

Hex....

>> No.70728436

Wilsoneers your oshi is kinda cute and retarded....

>> No.70728615

>>70728436
He is, but it's kind of in the way that makes everyone want to hit him with a bat.

>> No.70728778

cute

>> No.70728954

>>70728615
i love how he always delivers. willy never disappoints

>> No.70729077

>>70728954
Eggs :(

>> No.70729395

That's my president!

>> No.70729420

i'm so happy claude is getting all this exposure
>>70729077
i almost choked on my spit when he just ejected the word eggs

>> No.70729649

willy...

>> No.70729698

It's so over..... Willy.....

>> No.70729751

Yelling at my oshi! Kidnapping my oshi! Hitting my oshi with a bat for fucking jobbing constantly in front of his coworkers!

>> No.70729887

my cancelled british demon cant be THIS fucking cute

>> No.70729919

Cute voxxy trying his best speaking gibberish courtesy of silly!

>> No.70730727

Willy I'm gonna almost rape you, you fucking bratty jobber!

>> No.70730806

He screwed up so bad that it became comedy and the JPs loved it... Because of that, I can't hear Ittetsu getting touched in strange ways. He needs punishment.

>> No.70730897

why do JPs like feet tickling batsus so much why don't we have that

>> No.70730945

>>70730897
Which boy would be cutest strapped down and tickled against their will?

>> No.70731427

that was fun...!!!!!! i want more please
>>70730945
all the boys but i really want to hear albans moans

>> No.70731706

>>70730945
wife would moan like a whore

>> No.70731747

>>70731706
...would wife kettle laugh while sexually tickled? is that sexy?

>> No.70731789

>>70730945
I want to hear Sonny fight against it
Ike would sound like a girl or probably start purring or some shit
but most of all i want to hear Willy do it and the tickle him until he's crying and begging for them to stop because I was robbed

>> No.70731860

>>70730945
Ike. He would be involuntarily laughing so much and struggle nonstop and whining and I’d eat it up

>> No.70732185

>>70731747
oh my god yes, even better if he snorts and catches hiccups too

>> No.70732800

>>70730945
uki and sonny, they both do the stressed laughter thing. uki would be into it while sonny would hate it, you get both flavors

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>>70730945
Strapping Shu's raised arms to the table, pulling his shirt up, taking his socks off, and tickling him in all the most ticklish parts of his body until he cums

>> No.70733671

wife is so beautiful in his thumbnail holy

>> No.70734029

I was doing Hex vod reps earlier and I just remembered. This guy has very zoomer tastes in music... I didn't think he'd be the hyperpop type.

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>> No.70735759

the jpnikis in chat were fawning over vox's peropero japanese and it was very cute

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i can't believe wife showed picrel on stream. is he... you know...

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>>70736730
a dog is fine too

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>>70736917
one dog can't possibly be enough to satisfy him

>> No.70737291

gm anons, I hope alban is extra fuckable today

>> No.70737315

>>70737291
gm !!!!!
he was cute in yttd, he cried a little during gins backstory and i'm sure he'll be cute whining about all the veggies he'll need to eat next stream

>> No.70737346

>>70737291
gm although i haven't slept the night! have fun with sex cat today. i wish i could watch wife's comfy zelda stream...

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>> No.70738616

>>70737315
I cant wait to vodwatch
>>70737346
I hope you have a different timezone comfydant... if not, please don't ruin your sleep!

>> No.70738683

>>70737291
If he doesn't frow up from veggies he might do a guerilla YTTD stream since he ended it for the EN/JP collab

>> No.70738711

>>70738616
oh i'm ok, i just have a flight to catch in about two hours and i couldn't fall asleep after the telephone game stream. i'll sleep on the plane, but thank you for the concern!

>> No.70738768

>>70738683
if he does throw up, can he record it, please?

>>70738711
a flying comfydant! When sheeps fly, amirite?

>> No.70738853

>>70738768
Hope he forgets to mute like Luca did

>> No.70739704

>>70738711
sleep well

>> No.70740321

i miss noctyx

>> No.70740826

auban start !!!
https://www.youtube.com/live/TrNd1YJImog

>> No.70740905

>>70732882
A good post

>> No.70740983

alban doesn't like mangos...

>> No.70741015

albans stinky pee ToT

>> No.70741105

I love veggie-filled smoothies and they're a low effort way to fix my greens intake, but I feel like he will hate the texture so badly and he'll gag

>> No.70741236

aruban wants to use a cute font today!

>> No.70741368

Straddling Alban and applying his eyedrops while he struggles beneath me

>> No.70741458

alban is so stupid....saline is literally salt and water...

>> No.70741527

>>70741458
Alban is very gullible and susceptible to being manipulated and will believe anything that anyone says, even if they told him they have candy in their car

>> No.70741577
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proseka alban my beloved

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oh i didn't realise he put the rules in the description
>>70741527
ToT how did he learn nothing from living on the streets as a child

>> No.70741647

>>70741527
I'll tell him that boys can't get pregnant so I don't need to wear a condom, only for him to find out months later he's expecting and it's too late for him now!

>> No.70742190

alban.....

>> No.70742839

i also don't like it when the model is on the left.....it just feels wrong....

>> No.70742975

roulette time

>> No.70743283
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1st ingredient: cucumber

>> No.70743300

>>70743283
cucumber yummy, hopefully it wont be a bad mix

>> No.70743590

ANOTHER ROULETTE SPIN, double cucumber

>> No.70743753
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KEK alban ended stream for a second there

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cucumber and corn smoothie.......

>> No.70744103

>>70744067
ucumber...

>> No.70744335

>>70744103
alban will have a cum smoothie

>> No.70744758

hope all the faggots using alban in their retarded console wars die a painful death

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eeby

>> No.70745433

we only have 2 smoothies so far....i thought he'd have more but he's really gotten better from last time

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eeby pt 2

>> No.70746112

alban is on his hands and knees for sonny to cover cantarella....

>> No.70746664

>>70746112
>alban is on his hands and knees for sonny
ayo!?!?

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>>70746664
that's normal for alban anon

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>> No.70746967

>>70746740
so fucking hot

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corn again....

>> No.70747423
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blueberry and apple smoothie....no corn....

>> No.70748129

carrot juice tastes good alban.....

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holy....carrot and corn smoothie.....

>> No.70748683

fuuchan !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxyD1IV7H2E

>> No.70749441

hori shiet auban barely passed it

>> No.70750078

alban trying to find a way out.....

>> No.70750869

i hope he FCs for his sake....

>> No.70751228

wife really is a tumbrina with his flower crown

>> No.70751251

alban taking off his jacket, time for a REAL GAMER moment

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break time

>> No.70752247

>>70751251
alban taking off his jacket to reveal a giant womb tattoo/tramp stamp on his back yakuza style

>> No.70752838

otsu aruban......abomination smoothie tomorrow....

>> No.70753170

alban will blend the smoothie live and show it on stream !!!

>> No.70753302

alban gets raped by kumachan at night

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>> No.70754950

alban.....

>> No.70755497

>サニーデカ!
kek

>> No.70755948

alban thought he had big dick energy but it's been revealed that he's only 2 inches....

>> No.70756146

otsu aruban !!!
bye bye~~

>> No.70756398

>>70755948
it's fine! i'll suck the soul out of his penis either way and make him whimper while sonny messages his prostate from the back

>> No.70756563

>>70756398
Okay Fulgur, focus on your stream.

>> No.70757465

wife is still cooking up new kino stuff for his reveal! i'm so excited! i hope he brings home the milk
>breastpump asset mention

>> No.70759073

death

>> No.70759122

>>70759073
no die

>> No.70759988

>>70738768
>>70738853
i landed safely and had a nice nap! hope wife is having a good time and being his usual adorable goofy self

>> No.70760212

>>70759988
glad you had a safe flight anon

>> No.70760245

>>70759988
oh glad you got there safe! wife's been very whorish in this stream talking about womb tattoos, getting distracted by bras, wearing wool microbikinis and even wearing skirts with no panties! right now he has the "ultimate whore look" (his exact words) and we get to see him fighting backless too

>> No.70760941

>>70759988
glad you arrived with no problems!!!!! please know that wife has mentioned new assets!!

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Shu...

>> No.70762146

it's so cute i can hear wife's plastic bag full of amiibos

>> No.70763458

wife is so horny for daddy ganon! hope he'll get his guts pounded hard with this fight!

>> No.70763838

wife gaming! wife reading the game like the back of his hand

>> No.70763920

the childish excitement wife has for this fight is so endearing! also
>ganon's a throatgoat shoving that fist up his throat
wrow

>> No.70764355

kek wife missed the killing blow! how pathetic of him

>> No.70764405

>>70763920
he missed twice! my sides

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Miss him so much

>> No.70765068

wife has been playing zelda for 38 years, the first game he played and probably the last....

>> No.70765274

>>70765068 (me)
*28... wife isn't THAT old......

>> No.70765457

wife's anguish "NO"s never fails to feed me

>> No.70765804

>>70760212
>>70760245
>>70760941
thank you for the updates, i can't wait to catch up on the vod once i'm back. glad to hear he's being his usual slutty self

>> No.70766849

sounds like we're gearing up for another long stream tomorrow

>> No.70767214

wife should do a black flag watchalong

>> No.70767326

no no please don't be embarrassed by your fanboying wife! you acting like a little boy in christmas eve when you saw dragon ganon was so so cute! and here you say you're not a dragonfucker

>> No.70767451

wife's useless cock that can't even thrust properly!

>> No.70767615

i'm sure if you play death stranding, comfydants would hop in and try to online play with you
>see where other people peed
o-oh

>> No.70767710

>there haven't been any marvel, DC movie that interested me recently
LETS GOOOOOO HE IS NO LONGER A MARVEL FAG

>> No.70767858

wife got uninterested with loki s2, the last marvel show he watched was moonlight(?) but i agree disney's been shitting out lots of convoluted shows for it lately

>> No.70767972

wife is so offended by a boner joke. that's how low the franchise went

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