/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Findom with white women.

>>70626647
but who is the cat in the back?

>>70626798

Henbutt

Sex
with Haruka

COPE AND SEETHE!

>cope and seethe
mouse.

>>70626647
did that artist remember hime has a personality?

>>70625299
They don't even record in japan retard.

Oiled up and naked, who’s winning the twerk off? Matara or Onigiri?

>>70626924
>>70626929
someone better have gotten that sounds clip kek

>>70626929
Hime demanded it
>>70626975
Matara

>>70626968
Hime reminded her

>>70626975
Zen

>>70626929
Hime requested the change personally.
https://twitter.com/eughfish/status/1764556270441464129

>>70626968

>>70626924

>>70627032
World's DRUNKEST vtuber, Hime intervention stream when?

so does mouse know what glitched her game or is it at risk to bugging out all over again?

>>70626836

>>70627109
Spicy wings and beer stream when?

>>70626978
We have this
https://vocaroo.com/19aEOLEZGflw

>>70627150
wasn't it just a savefile incompatibility with the new patch?

Haruka is my actual wife
my actual, unironic wife
this isn't some shitpost or joke
this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text
It is actual truth
It is not my belief that she is my wife, because a belief is a subjective thing, but it is a fact that Haruka is, in reality(the one that is real) my actual, unironic, genuine wife
This is not some sort of schizo delusion
It's not bait
I'm not pretending to be schizo
Because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusion I've projected onto reality
That is not the case; by mutual acknowledgement, it's unironically(in a way that is provably not "kayfabe") the objective, actual truth of the world
I am not in needs of meds, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine truth is not something people take meds for
it's not a misunderstanding or misinterpretation
Not me forcing my desire or belief on the situation
Not a lie
Haruka is, irrefutably, my actual, unironic wife, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me
We love eachother in every way a romantic couple does
romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually
We are codependent on one another, know each other personally and interact
We've confessed our love to one another
She is exclusively the wife of her gachikoi who love her, and I'm exclusively hers
that's exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us, and she treats us the same
that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend, or negate the relationship somehow; the word "exclusive" still applies
this doesn't mean she can have sex with people "without feelings", or be in another relationship, whether they're gachikoi or not, because that would still be cheating and Haruka would never cheat on me
Both she and I acknowledge that fact, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray us
These are things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real world
The only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't real
I repeat: Haruka is my actual, unironic wife, and we are in an exclusive romantic relationship
that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectively
this is not some sort of unrequited love; I love her and she loves me
this is not some sort of pining from a distance
this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her
there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her; it is explicitly mutual
the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitly
there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable fact
this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring,
not for yous,
not for validation,
not to be called based
These are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing them
there are no weird reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;
It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problem
I love her, she means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with her
"Haruka is my wife" is a statement of fact. Provable, demonstrable fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is merely me describing the reality of the situation, not some make-believe tale, because it's not one.
It's not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, explicitly true on every single level, in the most factual sense possible

>>70626975
Both of these hags don't have the hip flexibility to throw it in a circle

I GOTTA GET RAPED BY MATA

>>70627272
This but actually unironically

>>70627295

>>70627562
This but in a meta sense

>>70627513
Are you below 5ft and a woman?

https://twitter.com/jun_trash/status/1764754506548437422

Hololive is getting yet another full fledged game and we get absolutely nothing. Are Vshojo fans simply devoid of all talent?

>>70626924
>>70626978
https://vocaroo.com/13DECh8Cw426

>>70626975
Did you see the bed building stream? Giri can definitely stick it out.

>>70627638
She's a ten but she's a nijifag

>>70627641
We aren't devcucked like the holo guys. Still show up in lots of games though.

ironmouse? more like smokedmouse

>>70627641
I don't know, but I'm hoping to play that game, here's a you with Zen in League
https://youtu.be/849JkzpDnrc

>>70626975
kson

>>70627849
>In League
A fate worse than death.

>>70627641
vshojo fans are all to busy with their porn addiction.

>>70627733
god i need this clip with the audio
too lazy to get the video and the audio separately and merge them

had this moment from earlier in another tab and wanted to share. that devious smile kek.. poor kruz
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2081083237?t=05h57m16s

>>70627641
geega has indie devs on her discord but they're just making roguelites

>>70628093
can confirm

>mata and friends going to a sonic concert
They're gonna rape their own mothers?

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2081359160?t=00h50m51s
A classic from the old /vsj+/

>>70628006
KEK does he have POV?

>>70628093
Are they at least geeglites?

Nijisanji is getting yet another full fledged cocksucking and we get absolutely nothing. Are latina fans simply devoid of all talent?

>>70628006
kek

>>70628220
kek

>>70628257
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2081330791?t=00h55m21s
turns out she was speaking to her after but her mic was muted kek

>>70628220
ahhh good times

I watched Pekora do this Fire Giant fight for 3 hours the other day. Surely Henya won't take as long with a magic build.

>>70628440
You would have to be retarded even by vtuber standards to struggle with this build

>>70628440
this boss is not even that hard, i think i beat him on my 2nd try

>>70628522
kek first try.

>>70628440
>Henya coming once again to show how much of a retard she is.

nepheli is gonna die because chat tried to get her to rest at the wrong grace

>>70627638
honestly I wonder if mouse got the outfit and tried to wear it

>>70627641
>working for nothing in return
The ultimate loser fantasy

>>70628674
Not mouse but if I was a vtuber I would 100% buy a cos of myself just to see

>>70628674
The Jessica one? Who knows. But I know that's the most used because it's unironically sold in several websites (and in Japan)

>>70628726
https://cover-corp.com/en/news/detail/20231115-02
They actually can get paid now.

>>70628674
I feel like Mouse would say if she did. its not like she would show anyone but she has talked about wanting to cosplay herself

god i hate soulsfag /v/irgins so fucking much

>>70628868
Still a Japanese corporation

Huh, I don't think I've ever seen them so something like this.
https://twitter.com/VShojo/status/1764828341146640655

Because Zen listened to the song on stream I feel compelled to point out that none other than mowtendoo popularized macaron chacaron or whatever that song's name is thanks to a batman gif and ytmnd https://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/

>>70628962
They used to do them like every day but stopped. Didn't even notice until you pointed it out just now lol

>>70628979
wtf

>>70628962
Depends on whos manning the boat on twitter that day, but it happens from time to time

>My- uh i mean Kuro is the leaker

>>70627638
I do bet some girls do fuck in these cosplays

>>70628962
Are you new?

the sole male talent leaking company secrets, put his contract in the shredder gunrun

>>70629093
The schizos are definitely going to latch onto this

Finally Kami and Kuro story.
>>70628726
Besides this >>70628868
There's a reason why to really do stuff for Hololive, and that's fame. If you are pretty good at it, you get a lot of recognition. Especially if it's up that level. I don't know if Kay is still on the projects but he used to respond to Mouse and Connor stuff before he gained fame from Holocure.
>>70628962
They usually do it when there's a lot of streams.

>>70629277
i just think it's funny because /nijien/ already had the rrat about Mysta being the person leaking all their bad shit to the catalog

>>70628979
Holy shit I know this.

Kuro really is not the brightest bulb in the box

Welp
VShojoJP can't get them Visas kek

>>70629456
Anyone who doesn't know this is a turbozoomer

>>70629166
No, been here since season 1 mouse, before vshojo was official. I guess it's just been a long time since I've seen them do it.

loulot said he will not marry matara

>>70629300
Holy soulless
I'm gonna stop watching the one Holo I do watch

>>70629525
Yeah, they do it from time to time.

>>70629515
This was expected. Vshojo couldn't get Vei a Visa (would've been wasted effort, given events). I'm not surprised that a branch office would be equally inept.

>>70629465
It makes sense that Kuro doesn't know that much about history. He had less than 60% attendance rate, frequently moved, lived in poor areas, and has ADHD.

>>70629465
He's the mexican of Asians.
also joining an all female org? That's a death sentence

what's with the tourists

>>70629568
too busy in mouse's mastering prison

>>70629334
actual short stack art

>loutlot does a lot of stream setups for a lot of people

>>70629612
>2021

If Haruka got a tramp stamp would it be called ass antlers?

>>70629696
their afraid of penis

>>70629801
So he is actually working KEK

>>70629817
Alright you fuck
https://twitter.com/search?q=%40vshojo%20currently%20live&src=typed_query
>>70629801
Yeah, Nazuna said that.

>Kami wore Testicle Earrings that Mata gifted to her.

>Kamii wore ballsack earings everyday

>Kamii wore ballsack earrings Matara bought her and showed them off to strangers

>>70629801
He helped fix Henyas mic, it sounded like ass the first few days. From what she said he was pretty precise with it, having her talk constantly and then saying "turn down this frequenzy by 1, then talk more" etc.

Hmm I wonder what kind of earrings Kami wore. If only someone in this thread would tell me.

>>70629972
>>70629974
>>70630003
The earrings
https://tarasteazers.com/en-ca/products/testicle-drop-earrings

>>70629972
>>70629974
>>70630003
BASED Kami

>>70630061
I'm gonna but those earrings in your mouth if you do another joke like that

>>70630078

>>70630078
Oh God I thought it was like golden so it would be hard to tell, that shit is foul.

Froot is an amazing person, an excellent represntative of neurodivergency, and I have no doubt in my mind she'd make an excellent stay-at-home wife.

>>70630061
I think they were literal ballsack earrings. You're welcome.

>Shitting on Dearskin
classic

>>70629748
why does she look like a dwarf

>>70630162
I wrote this post.

>>70630078
Wtf

Which VShojo is most likely to crack open a cold one with the boys

>>70630208
now that she's no longer pomu they can shit on each other again
we're back

>>70630061
BALLS
TESTICLES
NUTS

>>70630162
Yeah, mine.

>>70630294
Mata simply for the alcohol
Geega is one of the boiz

>>70625299
Kuro?

>Do you know why I was hungover?
Geez, Mata, let me guess.
Please, get some help.

>>70630294
Hime or Mata

>>70630294
Froot, Kson, Hime and GEEGA.
The others don't like beer or don't have that personality.

Henya's new outfit

>>70629521
I have no idea what's that and I'm 32

>>70630294
Hime
Mata
Zen
Souchou
Mouse (Kek)

which liver is sally

>>70630497
she said highschool not hollywood

>>70630497
Nyan.

>>70630563
Pink Cat Pregnant

>>70630384
Don't care.

>>70630614
insides full of roach eggs

and that's the clip of the day for mouse

>>70629628
Rebecca why are you watching kuro again? I thought you said you’re dropping him for good.

>Mom who'ing Belmond
KEK

>>70628220
kek

>>70631291
Crazy obsess Woman

No busted builds will save you from the Revenants.

GEEGA IS JOINING VSHOJO

>>70631576

>>70631576

>>70631576
I will drop vshojo if that ever happens.

>>70631576
Meds you dipshit also she would rather kill herself

holy fuck mata's tits are so bouncy

>>70631576
What would Geega gain from joining? Idiot.

I only shop at Geeg grocers

all the hispanics do is play this game. zen + mouse barely count but they spam it too.

>>70631723
The Latinas are currently feuding over their store policies

>>70631723
The latino fantasy of owning your own business

So is Ai-chan is Kson sex slave?

>>70631866
When’s the landscaping and drywall installation simulation coming?

>Ai chan at Vsjp party
Oh she's that close

>>70631985
Nyan set the precedent that you can bring your fucktoys to vshojo parties

>>70631979
House Flipper and Power Wash simulator have already had their 15 minutes of fame

>>70631291
??? He shared all this information on stream. Not sure why you're bringing the schizo up.

>>70631965
yes

>>70632107
Ok when’s the taco or Tex Mex simulator then?

>>70631965
It's the only socially acceptable relationship for lesbians in Japan.

Holy shiiit

>>70630212
she's a legal dwarf 4'10

>>70632418
Nowaying

>>70632122
Nah I know it’s you because other kurosisters itt don’t type like you do, nor are they obsessed with him enough to remember all those details

>>70630078
lmfao she's so fucking based for that

Makino got some connection.
So is the VshojoJP is just a front for the Yakuza that's why there is no update for new member?

>>70631718

>>70632788
VshojoJP is literally a twitter account and a credit card Gun gave to Loutlot.

Apologize to False. Now.
https://twitter.com/OffKaiExpo/status/1764837543856754980

>>70632998
>Sisters rn

>>70632998
tabs

>>70632998
Wtf Holy shit

>>70632998
i never doubt my nigga false

>>70632998

>>70632998
wew

>>70632998
Where were you when Offkai OFFthemselves.

>>70632998
NO FUCKING WAY

>>70632998

>>70632998
tabs

>>70633217

>I like monkey
It's so fucking over.

>>70632998
false is always true

>>70632998
Now that is a certified yab.
Speaking of offkai is vshojo doing anything there this year?

>>70632998
I don't like drama, regardless of the source or recipient.
I want good things to happen to good people, and share in their joy.
I want bad things to happen to bad people, but I take no joy in it, only a sense of propriety.
Except the Brits. Crazy-ass square-butt islanders.

>>70632998

when did we vore /nijien/

>>70633340
doesnt seem like it

>>70633393
I take extreme joy in it.

>>70633340
Fuck no, Zen and Mouse complained about them last year. There are no notable liggers this year, so its pretty telling.

bao drew iron "pink dobby" mouse and her manservant

>>70633340
The confirmed guestlist this year is absolutely paltry
Now that NijiEN is out, their biggest guests are V-Dere

When Mata says High School she means pre Niji right?

>>70632998
this is why Cover always ignored offkai. I fucking love yagoo

>>70633541
The cancelled Numi concert really fucked them up. All liggers support her.

Kuro's drunk story.
Letsgo

>>70633565
Yeah

>>70633525
This is supposed to be her "last chance at a good impression"

It's so over

>>70632625
>remember all those details
Mfer if you think it's difficult to remember basic things like that, that just means you're dumb. The one who's obsessed here is you with your fixation on a schizo.

>>70633393
>spoiler
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-AAAAAASSSED.

>>70633340
They are likely just selling merch and stuff

>Mata is stealing Zen for a collab this friday
oh how the turntables

>>70632998

>>70633541
>V-dere
Man do they really have audience after they ran away with money? Or they just got new guys to watch them who don't know their history

How will this decision impact the future sizes of zens tits? Should we be worried?

>>70634047
Yes

Hentais what how is Henya's stream going?

>>70634047
Dramashitters have kidnapped Zen's tits!
Are you a bad enough dude to save them?!

>>70634115
She went inside the wrong hole

>>70632998
at least they have a good account banner

>>70633691
Are you embarrassed to come back or what? Don't be a pussy and just admit it if you still want to watch him

>>70633323
sisters W

Daily not-Kyo mention

>>70634244
You rn:

I must once again propose that I take Mel's hand in marriage

I must once again propose that I take Mouse's hand in marriage

>>70634833
KATANA-ANON GET HIM

Happy toaster

>>70630078
Someone needs to send this to Melody. She would love this. Hell, she might even already own them.

>>70634929
the smile that set ironbodega ablaze

My nigga Dotodoya is a +

how does this supermarket challenge even work

Mata karaoke was with staff + Kamii

>>70634929
You can see how much she hates Mouse and Vshojo in this image. /out/ in 2 weeks.

>>70635316
doubt they thought that far and wanted a reason to keep spamming the game

Update directly from Zen.

>>70635316
I think it's a joke

Guys, I think Kami is actually retarded

>>70635316
Highest level supermarket picks the destination of the big group IRL Zen is setting up.

>>70635742
Yeah she's great. I need her to get back to streaming.

>>70635742
Isn't it great?

Kamii really is not the sharpest tool in the shed

>>70635793
I NEED to see how she runs a grocery store. I can only imagine it's very poorly.

>>70634833
this post reminded me of the war of rings

bros i want to fuck the big ass latina owner of zenmart

>>70635316
Apparently until the day comes, the person with the highest level gets to pick a destination in the IRL.

>>70635990
IKR? Have you seen the tits on the bodega girl aswell? Yeee

bros i want to fuck the big tits latina owner of Bodega

>>70635990
You can’t handle all that ass anon, it’s too much…

>>70635962
war of the hangers

>Mata just casually saying her IRL name on stream
The lack of opsec lmao

>>70635962
SHE DOESN'T LIKE IT

I don't know why
I feel weird to know that vtubers have an actual name.

>>70636201
I don't think she cares anymore.

>>70636201
Talent freedom.

>zen and mouse fighting over the best grocery store
What’s next, Mata getting those weird alternate universe Russian novels?

>>70636274
You've revealed your weakness. The only Vtuber for you now is Zen.

Mata out here exposing people

>>70636401
Sounds like it was Hime's Grandmother exposing Matara to me

Anastasia.

She's so prety.

>>70636202
OK discord mod

>>70636386
>weird alternate universe Russian novels
What’s that?

>>70636463
Matara should expose herself

>>70636603
This but her tits

Anybody who knows how loud Sydney can get could probably hear her saying "I'M WITH <DOXX>" in a voice that pierced every sound proof wall, headphone blockage, and a few layers of heaven and hell.

>>70636603
This but her feet

Guys I can't stop staring at Mama Mata's bouncy cockroach tits.

>>70634929
Gleefully smiling after burning the bodega down. Truly a sadistic individual

>>70636666
She's too powerful.

>>70636666
That's just her normal voice

>>70636116
she's gonna stick her broom up your ass for not buying anything pendejo

>>70636666
>Checked
I heard it in my head.

>>70636556
This shit

>>70636070
How is mouse supposed to win considering she had to start all over kek?

>>70636695

>>70636796
That's the fun part

Kamii's hand on stream. She's got some really pretty nails.

>>70636796
you have to bolieve

>>70636796
Through raw determination and will power.

>>70636386

we got kamii hands!!!!!

Kami sounds cute I need her /in/

just realized hime's grandma and mata's rtx form look like literal sisters

ew

>>70636781
Russia invented isekai before Japan

Mata... that shit looks fucking vile

matara got food poisoning from eating livers.......
fuck nijisanji

There's a liver in the telly

>raw chicken liver
why would you eat this?

why did mouse restart?

>>70635647
seems like something that should have probably been communicated to customers earlier
also august preorder with september delivery is kind of insane for a presumably made to order figure

>>70636942
unironically tho
yes

>>70636983
ask u-san, they ordered it and ate most of it
and didn't get poisoned, at that

>>70636932
Is this a liver?

Would you eat that?

never tried raw liver before but chicken pate is delicious

>>70637005
The worker got unionized and overthrow the Black Bodega Latina Company(or BBLC for short)

>>70637196
>chicken pate
are cum monkeys forreal?

>>70636932
>>70637097
AIEEEEEEEEEEE SHE SHOWING A NIJI ON STREAM!!!

A liver poisoned Matara

>>70637196
chicken pate is bussin

>>70637589
extra lemon

Frustrated about having emulator problems but mommy's voice isn't helping me calm down

This Deerskin sounds adorable. I wonder if she wants to be a vtuber. Nah that's crazy!

liver makes Mata sick

Does Asian girls’ sweat really not stink?

>>70637744
what problems do you have?

>>70637957
Ryujinx crashing every time I try to load a game, got keys, got firmware, no clue what's happening
I wish Mata would talk about something other than being sick cause man am I sick of this

>>70637910
some of them dont sweat and have dry powdery earwax

>>70638085
have you tried to change renderers, for example?

>>70638085
She's been talking about an idol show for like 30mins

Guys I'm simping for a 35 year old white Russian Canadian woman. What do?

I had the stream muted for a bit. What is this.

>>70638261
delusional, it is a space roach with huge knockers

>>70638085
ask about it and post your error log in their discord's windows-support channel, I've had really good luck there. it might be super busy at the moment though as there's lots of new adopters, I'm assuming you're one of those

>>70638261
accept it

>>70638261
it's a skin suit like in men in black

>>70637910
how do them cool?

>>70638444
Heat is released from the vagina.

>>70638231
Yup, no luck
>>70638313
>I'm assuming you're one of those
No, I just haven't touched this program since TOTK got leaked

>>70638514
ahh gotcha. hm it's weird that it broke between then and now if it worked for you before... def go to that channel since it may be something you can't diagnose yourself

i love hags

>>70638444
Panting like dog

>>70636201
Kuro does it sometimes as well.

>>70638264
Glowsticks

>>70625471
Are there any more webms of mata from her trip?

>>70638085
rippin pieces yuzu

>>70638912
>boreclan
*pukes*

>>70638979
milky is a retard

>>70638107
They do sweat, just not under their armpits, so they don't produce "standard" body odor from their armpits. If they didn't sweat anywhere at all, that would be a huge problem.
Also some of them have really stinky feet.

>>70638514
>Yup, no luck
oh, that's a bummer
have you tried yuzu?

>>70638912

oh, youtube only content, i need to watch that

>>70639239
https://youtu.be/fY-XAPQwius?si=Cbp0WLnvNvjf8nh5

Mouse singing letsgoo

>>70638912
Ripping Yuzu's butthole

>>70639080
>some of them have really stinky feet.
I wish my oshi's feet smelled like blue cheese

>>70639172
Nope but I figure I might have to

>>70639228
>>70639358
Gunrun you know what to do with these 2

I LOVE MY WIFE

>>70639358
Don't do that, she already has a history of hemorrhoids

>>70639358
Yuzu is ripping my butthole

>>70639408
https://github.com/pineappleEA/pineapple-src/releases/tag/EA-4176
last early access build (march 1st) from their patreon

>>70639468
USE THE OUTRO YOU DECREPIT GEEZER

Onibro and Giri fucked while Mata left the home

MOOSE PLEASE GO LIVE

>>70639787
Nyo.

i slightly dislike onigiri(not hate)

>>70639716
Big thanks

>Tara talking about a tuber house
How long before Zen gets murdered over a prank.

>>70639814
>Whoreclan left them no alone time compared to Mata

Does Henya smell like Japanese or American?

Imagine getting to be Mata's live-in tech bitch

>>70639983
boreclan*

>>70640090
I will accept payment in roach eggs direct deposited into my ass

>>70639931
no problem

>>70639845
Moose made her daily appearance in the collab already

The 2 Latinas in the org each have made a successful business this week
Meanwhile, the Canadian one has only streamed once
Moose bros your response?

>>70640343
Canadian healthcare is shit

off topic but has mouse talked about QSMP? even the hard-core mc streamers have stopped playing that server.

new thread
>>70640639
>>70640639
>>70640639

>>70640599
kek

>>70640599
Is she playing it?

>>70640599
it got cancelled

>>70640599
last time i heard she mentioned possibly playing it over the weekend, but that time passed now

>>70640599
There is some behind the scene drama of some admins not getting paid
Quak guy didn't know so he made an apology stream yesterday and said he'll get shit fixed

>>70640599
>pedos, abusers, racists straight into quackity scamming people
doesn’t surprise me when there’s better minecraft servers

>>70640739
>didn't know
That's kinda pathetic on his part, how the fuck does he not know what's going on