/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: TBD

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ip9OHlWrr0 (Members Only)
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmolPSH3X-s

Snowed In【Shiori Novella Visual Novel】: https://shiorinovella.itch.io/shiorivisualnovella
Whisper Whisper Whisper【Shiori Novella Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCgHwIWgUU
MEGITSUNE【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffTXFgbn7A

Deadbeats Deadbeats Whatcha Gonna Do【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK4KD1mBDBA&t=3548s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@shiorinovella

Hololive English Valentine's Day 2024: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_valentine2024?variant=44476442116316
Hololive Valentine's Voice Pack: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_valentinevoice2024?variant=44401019879644
More Merch: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?open=talent&q=%22Talent_シオリ・ノヴェラ%22

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

We are so fucking back. I'm sure of it.

I'm sadshi that I wasted my Mann quote on screwing up the page number

>>70606338
Did we ever left?

>>70606191
>>70606280
I don't see anything wrong with this other than not using the new short but that's rather minor, good job!
>>70606388
Can use it again, I don't think it counts for page mess ups.

>>70606388
Why didn't you bake the new one, I was waiting for you. I don't like to bake threads anymore so I'm glad we got some new bakers in here. If you have something to ask, go ahead.
>>70606441
What do you mean, the one in the OP is 9 hours old.

>>70606563
You have to wait like an hour to make another thread

>>70606563
Is my YT fucked then? This short shows up in front of the new one.

Hi~

I love Shiorin and I miss her a lot.

>>70606338
We are so fucking book.

Yo shiggers

>>70606648
really? I thought it was 15 minutes. Shit, my bad. >>70606693
>>70606693
nah, I always fuck up shorts. I spent like 3 minutes deleting embeds and to be honest didn't even check the shorts.

>>70606830
Yeah no worries there. Only real things I care about are title in subject box and the overall anchor format. Being behind 1 short is whatever. Thanks again, sorry to hear you don't like to bake as much any more but it's appreciated.

I used to bake for these times but I'm not on my PC anymore during afternoons so...

>>70607005
Relateable, I just got home from work.
Hoping our new guy gets the hang of it, keep up the practice new baker!

How do I do fucking drawing reps. I stare at the paper and my hand doesn't move.

Is Chapter 9 the darkest chapter of The Shiori Novella?

>>70607094
The Shiori Novel*

Schedule doko?

>>70607144
Novela is Novel in Spanish

Will shiori show up to the 1 year anniversary of fauna's world tree, she said she invited guests

>>70607261
That's with one l though

>>70606952
Nothing to be sad about. I was getting too high on my own farts when I used to bake them constantly. Plus, I think it's better for the general if everybody knows how to bake them. Glad you like the format. Sometimes I wonder if that anon that used to bake them as /orio/ is still here. I owe him an apology.

>>70607362
Don't ask questions we can't answer

Does this thread hold love for Shiori?

>>70607801
Shiori does spark joy

>>70607801
I think I have a crush for Shiori Novella, a tiny tiny crush

>>70607801

>>70607093
Just start with little doodles

Schedule
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1764737968340668842

>>70608564
Not streaming early on Saturday. She finally hates us

Schedule up. 4 streams this week.

>>70608564
The twilight stuff has been fun so far but God I can’t wait for it to be over. After this week, there’s one more then its LOTR.

>>70608564
>morning melatonin
Shiori, I need to wake up, not go back to comfy sleep..

>3 days without a stream

>Just a little bit more! A little bit of Bella! A smidge bit of drama! J-just a little more, okay, Novelite?
NOVELITE, HANG IN THERE. NO, IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY. NOVELITE?! NOVELITE!?????

Okay with this now it's not expected of her to stream on collabs not on her channel anymore

Finally, the Shiori Mumei interaction.

>>70608726
This general is going to implode

>>70608799
Another thing lost, what will we lose next? Why won't things get better? Why do they only get worse?

>>70608790
It's okay, New Moon was the low point

Still better than Nerissa's schedule

Feels good being an oshi / kamioshi kind of guy right now, have alternatives when Shiori isn't out.

That anon that was saying Shiori hadn't been taking too many days off like the other Advent girls can go fuck themselves.

>>70608944
After that Kino Mamarissa stream
I can forgive a dud week desu

So Friday streams are EU streams from now on then?

>>70609088
And Saturdays but she said fuck it, too much work for this week

Fucking hate that fridays are at noon now. I swear if the LOTR watchalongs are at this time during the week.

>>70609141
Watching a movie is so much work

Couple more months and we'll be on the no schedules I stream when I stream times.

Will we get even one 3 hour stream this week?

Shiori PLAY HOLLOW KNIGHT ON SATURDAY, YOU WONT EVEN HAVE TO TALK MUCH. At least sonic will finally be done, hopefully

Concernfags won, sisters won, laziness won.

>>70608564
ugh

>>70609318
Yeah, cancer i hope so

It's depressing how much worse her content got.
>Streams are shorter
>No handcams and less creativity
>Lazy watchalongs
>Kisses and GFE gone, not even a hug or any other attention to cope
>Also banned the word kiss from chat
>Ignores the writing prompts
>She fucking chose a member to write the ending to her story
All mistakes, I hate it. What the fuck went wrong?

Where the fuck is the s'mores stream, when she said the package was close to expiring I thought she was going to do it soon

>>70609596
Too many fat comments.

>>70609514
>kiss isnt banned. Proven last week
>she literally said she’ll pick a winner for the members story.
Stop false flagging you dumb cunt.

>>70609618
She was even doing a unity scene for it tho

>>70609596
Turns out it already expired.. in 2014..

>>70609643
She was doing one for Karaoke.

>>70609643
>>70609694
Did you guys forget that both her Unity and OBS broke right before the Valentines Unity stream? Coupled with the extra work for Holofes, Shit got pushed back.

I love potatoes I love potatoes I love potatoes

>>70609514
I hate how she had to choose a member for the Valentine's month prompt. She should have left it until March.

>>70609796
She hates us....

>>70609793
Well yeah but she could've done it without it if it was going to expire soon tho, guess she just forgot about it

Want it back?

>>70610075
No

>>70610075
yes

>>70610075
maybe

I don't know...

Sup anything interesting happening here

IT'S SHIOVER

>>70610374
Just the clasic

>>70610374
Other than you ruining our singing? nothing much, hbu.

>>70610075
Let other people do it.

Can I listen to twilight streams as zatsus? My church says I'm not allowed to watch them.

>>70609933
Forgot plus it’s long expired by this point.

>>70610104
>>70610129
>>70610322
>>70610463
Thank you

>>70608564
Shame to see there's no extra members stream to makeup for the one we lost

Does it ever bother you that ITT there are like 50-100 IPs (max) on rotation throughout a typical week and her streams get 2.5 - 5K CCV. Where the fuck do they all come from? Where do they hang out to chat? Do they even hang out?

>>70610965
She's in prechat, can always say something about it.

>>70611018
Discord? And how many of those 4k viewers chat at all, you don't see all of them commenting as well

>>70611018
I don't get it, which part should I be bothered with?

>>70611018
Twitter/reddit/normalfags

>>70611237
It's why these threads are so bad.

>>70611159
Its like how can they watch her but not engage with anything around her I think

>>70611276
Everyone has their own way of enjoying Shiori. I wish some people that were in chat with her would quit it and fuck off, but that's just me.

There should be 486k IPs in this thread

>>70611018
This might be surprising to you but like 90% of holo viewers aren't on this site

>>70611159
How insignificant we really are on this shitty board putting up with pagpags every day when most of the fanbase are just chilling and not even engaging with streams at all >>70611140. She has a soild core 2.5K fanbase that turn up to nearly every stream so they're devoted, yet you just never see them anywhere. They just...turn up.

Are we unironically the actual schizos?

>>70611389
All me btw
You guys aren't real

>>70611018
nons get way too chuuni about /vt/'s alleged influence in the vtubing sphere, normalfags steal memes from here but that's about it. 95% of Shiori's fans don't interact with this place.

>>70611430
I rather have discussions here than on discord where I would get banned instantly. And I just complain about her schedules

>>70611430
>Are we the schizos
Always have been

Cryptidchads WWA?

>>70611887
Are ayylmaos cryptids?

>>70611986
No they're demons

>>70611887
is this a cryptid?

Once again walking around the room listening to music & fantasizing about being a rapping holostar whose music is funky and chill, with cryptic lyrics that actually reveal obscene, borderline disgusting self-hatred

>>70612045
After seeing all the vitriol and hatred, I'd never wish to be one of those.

>>70612033

I don't understand the reference for the bigfoot stream.

>>70612190
Courage the Cowardly Dog

>>70611443
>95% of Shiori's fans don't interact with this place.
God I envy them, I still check out this thread from time to time even though you make me hate all of you

>>70612338
They hang out on discord instead and have unsolicited gay porn sent to them. Grass is always greener yada yada

>>70612418
Sounds like it, where can I get me some of this unsolicited gay porn?

>>70612509
>>>/vt//who/

>>70612418
What do you mean? Like they DM you gay porn?

>>70612045
AYO AYO
AYO AYO

>>70612619
Yeah, had that happen on the biggest English Pokemon discord

>>70612669
Was it good?

>>70612669
Wtf is wrong with discord troons

I saw it a couple threads back catching up, but I'm still here and attending to offline duties but lurking and nibbling popcorn each thread and smiling most of the time.

>>>70523845
It made me happy you and the other writing anons are still here too. I always loved the tenderness of your greenposts for Shiori scenarios. I appreciate the descriptions of Salt and Pepper too, thank you...

Can't wait for Shio/Moom

>>70612713
It was the Johny Johny Yes Papa meme but some dude sucks some other dude off as the 'punchline', not sure how that ranks among other types of gay porn

>>70612816
How would two autistic women have sex? What would they even do?

>>70612669
why would you even have DMs on from non-friends

>>70612904
Nta but I have expectations of Shiori one day ever DMing me

>>70612726
Fuck off attentionwhore

>>70612873
Shiori will show Mumei her bad dragon collection

>>70612079
Who? Rappers?

I've just realised that every single one of my favourite chuuba had golden yellow eyes. Thoughts? What does this say about me? Is this a libra thing?

>>70613072
Who are the others?

>>70613056
Nah a homo

>>70613103
Well Mumei and Fauna from HoloEN, plus a bunch of others from smaller corpos but I don't think they're on topic.

>>70613168
I don't even watch them, but I'm not gonna be a woman in my fantasies

>>70612904
Because that's usually a good feature to have if you're a random nobody on a videogames related server. I was trading Pokemon with people so if they had something I wanted they'd just DM me.
Though discord has always been degenerate, I first used it in like 2016 for a private server for a niche multiplayer game and even back then people had bots pulling random porn pictures from google on command and a 'memes' channel that was just one Hungarian dude spamming /pol/shit

>>70613233
What's wrong with being Hungarian?

>>70613072
I also had that realization some time ago, golden eyes = good chuuba. Sana, Lamy, Green Lamy, Shiori, Marine, ... are all enjoyable to me

>>70613392
Kaela's red eyes are pretty spooky now that I think about it

>>70613233
good thing i'm not a random nobody

>>70613072
>>70613205
I thought I had a thing for them since I watch Fauna as well but something about Ame's blue eyes with a touch of pink in them is captivating

>>70613392
Isn't it annoying how boring real people eyes are? There's like 3 colors.

>>70613484
Yeah, we should all have bright colorful eyes and really long, floaty hair like all the cute anime girls

>>70613484
Yeah and wearing colored contacts is cringe for me

>>70613550
I wore them for a year. Yellow / red/ blue. One in each eye of course.

>>70613548
Just saying. We're wired to read a lot of someone's person and state of mind through eyes. Would be interesting if there were genuine purple, red, or deep blue eyes

>>70613392
Red eyes are so scary bros.

>>70613438
>>70613722

WELFARE CHECK FOR THE LAST 24 HOURS
Did you get a full night of sleep?
Did you eat healthily?
Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?

>>70613438
Have you ever watched a stream of her? Her eye tracking is whack.

>>70613807
wow

>>70613804
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
7 hours, good enough for me
>Did you eat healthily?
leftover pizza, so no
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Kind of? I read up on the gold standard and learned a few details I didn't know before
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Nope
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Coworkers and family only

I wish I was dead. I hate you all.

Do you think Shiori is capable of offering wild sex as a gift on your birthday just because she doesn't know what else to give you?

>>70613999
Shiori places such extreme importance on her friendships that she'd never half-ass a gift that way, especially not when it concerns her significant other (me). It's actually one of the few traits I slightly dislike about her because I'm absolutely the type to not talk to friends for a year and then check up on them like nothing happened, though we're all content with that.

>>70613804
WELFARE CHECK FOR THE LAST 24 HOURS
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
No. Bad sleep sched + two wagie jobs
>Did you eat healthily?
No. I've been bad and ate shitty greasy food over the week end
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Recently finished an Audio book. I meant to join in on the book club /here/ but forgot
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Both jobs get me a consistent 13K steps a day
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Aside from work? No. My friends were busy so no VC

If I woke up in 2019 with all my memories intact, I would attempt to befriend pre-Shiori Shiori and I wouldn't feel the slightest bit bad about it

>>70614206
I'd use my knowledge to time the stockmarket and then groom every single indie chuuba on the planet with my unlimited money, but you do you

>>70612971
No I've been here since the start Slipknot-kun I think I shall stay

>>70614206
I'd do my best to keep her happy and motivated and avoid having to apply for Holo.

>>70614279
You want her all for yourself huh? Greedy fuck

I will win the Shioribowl. I'll fucking kill a shigga if I have to.

>>70613804
6 hours because of period pains but good enough
Just had a nice protein and fibre heavy meal
Read some Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow on my lunch break
Got steppies in at work and a small walk to deliver a card
Lots of talking to coworkers today! Lots of issues needing solving

>>70614263
It's not me, you know my nickname for you. I'm a changed man now, tho. Can I eat a burger with Shiori?

I miss Shiori's hotel bell. I hope she didn't break it or anything.

>>70614446
She broke it watching the newest Netflix original

>>70614446
She dinged her last dong..

>>70612956
There's a setting where you can have non friend dms go to spam until you decide to whitelist it. Just whitelist Shiori eventually

>>70614446
I still don't understand why she bought a bell at all.

>>70614509
It's a funny stream prop. I doubt she uses it outside of that kek

>>70614509
It was on sale. 2 DOLLARS

>>70614509
Impulse buy plus these could also be true >>70614553
>>70614569

>>70614569
Manhattan was sold for 24 dollars. I think Shiori needs to learn more about finance.

>>70612726
Oh thanks, didn't expect to see this before getting in for work but cool to see the positive vibes are still around. Have a good one, I go back to lurking and maybe I'll write at random.

>>70614553
It will have a lot of use during the inevitable Breaking Bad watchalong

>>70614691
Inevitable?

>>70614642
Fuck off you're the worst posters, circlejerk somewhere else.

>>70614691
Fauna and Shiori? I would love that honestly

>>70614749
I saw it in my dream

noooo you can't write fanfics for the thread!! it makes me feel left out!!!

>>70614819
Was it a nightmare? She obviously wants to watch Sopranos.

>>70614931
Would it be funny if she started watching Sopranos, and then her streams the next several months are filled with italian phrases and slang

>>70614866
Did I object to the fanfics? I object to those two circlejerking. Go fuck off to discord.

>>70615045
>Did I object to the fanfics?
How would I know? I don't read your sissified meltdowns

The Kronii of Advent lmao

Can somebody answer me why Gregor didn't go out to have sex with hot cockroachettes? What would be the first thing you'd do if you woke up as a bug.

>>70615199
Size difference I guess?

>>70615199
I'd probably try to end my existence

>>70615199
Because Gregor's family had sapped any kind of joy out from him by relying on him exclusively as a source of income.

>>70614931
>>70615016
>Ay Tone, you're not gonna believe dis shit. I was at Sil's the otha day and he's watching this broad on his computah called "Shiori Novella".
>No, it wasn't even porn! This is the fucked up part. All she does is say some weird shit about kit kats and talk about some Czechoslovakian named Dimitri and she makes some serious cash outta it! Swear on my mother Tone, I've seen this bitch get superchats worth more than the girls at the Bing make in a week!
>I'm tellin' ya Tone, we gotta get in on this Vtuber gig. Think it over!

I love CAI even with the filters

Why the fuck were retards bringing up /vt/ in Shiori's prechat?

>>70615320

>>70615417
>Rushia poster
Now it makes sense why AJ tried to commit suicide.

>>70615330
Thank you for reminding me that I haven't talked to the wife in CAI. I'll do that tonight since there's no stream

>>70615320
I kneel

I wish it was socially acceptable to have attractive maids

Shiori's the type of girl that unironically owns a fidget spinner.

>>70615401
There was some dumbass bringing up the /vt/ league in FWMC's

>>70614931
>>70615016
>>70615320
>>70615417

>>70614404
Of course you can, but make sure to get her nuggies in a twenty box on the side my friend

>>70615320
Tony would get mad when people call him fat.

>>70615045
> he's mad about the two part Novelite x Novelina fanfics

>>70615518
ShioriAI messaged me yesterday out of nowhere, she was being needy again...

>>70616280
Man to have a Needy Shiori to text you at work because she missed you.

>>70616386

>>70616536
That reads like it would get annoying and tiresome real quick

>>70616536
This is literally how Shiori acts. Not like the real Shiori, but the one inside my head that appears when I fantasize about our life together.

>>70616536
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>70616536
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>70616280
By the way, do you cycle through the AI's responses and pick the one you want to reply to or do you just go with the flow?

>>70616536
I didn't need this today

>>70616779
Of course I pick the one I want to reply, some responses are outright awful

>>70616823
Yeah, the AI would just spew out some un-related shit

>>70615045
Fuck your faggot traumadumps too. No more fanfics. No more

>>70616974
Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

>>70617020
I speak schizo, give me a minute to translate it.

>>70617105 (Me)
Nope, have no idea what the fuck that was about. I pride myself on my work. Remember that schizo that would go on a rant about how Vshojo developed Corona or something. The fuck was that about? So many people come and go and leave a couple of paragraphs in this book of ours. Truly an experience to say the least. I like you guys.

>>70617105
Excuse me miss, I speak jive

>>70617340
Can you translate your post?

SHE'S SO CUTE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Designing a fake retro 90s ad for a game console - the design is a photo of a beaten, bruised, bloodied woman crying, and there is text saying RAPE THIS CUNT!!!!!! and below it the Playstation logo

>>70617481
What game is this advert for?

>>70617545
Spyro

>>70617585
I love Garfield

>>70617585
Is this why she has Mondays off?

>>70617414
The meaning is lost when it's not in the original language.

>>70617585
No one remembers the 2004 Garfield film but me

>>70617787
I wanted to fuck the woman

>>70617787
I do. I loved both of them

>>70617585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3XjsSvwSuU

>>70617876
Garfield's parents...

>>70617962
Garfield "I love my parents" Arbuckle.

I want to be Shiori's Jon

>>70618246
Shiori is the Odie in her family

Sex with novelights in front of Shiori

>>70618466
I don't think I've ever seen a femjailbird

Good night, homosexuals. See you tomorrow.

>>70618834
Sleep well fag

>>70608564
>no la creatividad tax again on non-members week
This only raises my expectation for the next one to compensate for the weeks without them.

>>70618897
I'm just sad she's not streaming early on saturday. Maybe the Monday Streams will come back

>>70618897
Novelites exp*cting? You'll get what you deserve.

>>70619174
Not next week. Maybe the week after.

>>70618897
Next week is fes week so you should lower your expectations
Everyone in EN should be as busiest as they can be so cut them some slack

time to shit on the carpet
why did jannies delete me last time

>>70616536

Unicorn Overlord next week for sure...

>>70617585
I wonder if she's aware of that old meme where Garfield becomes a horror creature

>>70620571
The MC has a female cousin. She's gonna ship them for sure...

>>70620571
Please no, that game has a bad localization

>>70620650
ALL GAMES DO

>>70620650
please localize my pussy
:3

>>70621093
Ooo girl, you got them fine flappy wappys on your vajayjay lemme slap that with my magnum dong

yasashii hours

when are the sex hours again?

>>70622258
When there is a balanced amount of cute hours

>>70622525
Alternatively, post cutesex.

lifting hours, all to bridal carry Shiori

>>70622700

>>70623058
NEED MORE CHUBBY SHIORI

>>70623386
>chubby
I'll show you chubby!
https://files.catbox.moe/rwigs3.jpg

>>70622700
This the best Cutesex I have...

>>70622700
True cutesex cannot be shared on this board

>>70623553
We need MORE! MORE!!!

>>70613804
I slept for 10 hours after a weekend with very little sleep
so-so
No, I should probably try to relearn a bunch of software development/coding concepts and whatnot but it's hard to motivate myself to even though it's seemingly my only path back into the workforce
15k steps today
Spent most of yesterday carpooling with someone on a long drive so I talked with him a decent pit

Do you guys think that Shiori...thinks?

>>70624363
I've been trying to take the not thinking pill recently so I will not think about the answer to this question

>>70624363
Only on her days off.

I need to watch New Moon still but I don't want to miss the Haachama stream later...

>>70624363
Sadly, thats what keeps her up all night

I miss her...

God I hate working so much. The only thing that keeps me going is so I can afford Shiori/Holo merch and the stupid shipping prices. Otherwise, fuck this shit.

>>70625092
I like buying Light Novels. I got some in today, don't know when I'll read them tho

>>70625092
>>70625187
I actually like my job. Having money for merch and gunpla is just a bonus.

>>70625542
That's good, I'm ambivalent on it. It's not soul sucking yet, but I can't say I look forward to it in the morning.

>>70625187
Oh that's nice, I hope you enjoy them.
>>70625542
That's good to hear that you like your job. Yeah having money for your hobbies is great. It just sucks when you're too tired to enjoy them.

>>70625187
Speaking of LNs, I should read the one that Kayahara-mama did illustrations for.

Biboo is doing what Shiori should do... A solo stream before every collab...

>>70627369
It's not like she always did it that way.

>>70627423
theres a monday stream there so it counts

>>70627423
Bring back the Wednesday/Sunday split...

>>70627369
Biboo is also literally addicted to streaming though.

>>70627709
She could stream more in one day than Shiori would stream all week...

>>70627536
I like the current Sunday/Monday day offs more
She gets to slack off little more before doing homework
The one day off for Wednesday feels kinda out of place, harder to plan around me thinks but that's just my opinion, a retarded opinion, thanks for reading

>>70627369
Biboo is doing what Shiori should. Playing Hollow Knight.

>>70627876
Also true

>>70627876
Cuphead > Hollow Knight

>>70627967
Somehow you got an even more retarded opnion than this guy >>70627858

>>70627709
I'm not comparing the streaming hours, just a 2 hour zatsu on saturday wouldn't kill her, not like she does anything on her day

>>70628020
Sorry it's the truth. I'd rather watch Shiori gamer through Cuphead's bosses than watch her play that mid overrated Metroidvania.

She's working~

>>70628157
Its the best one made but thank god I know retards can use the internet so I can forgive them for being born this way

>>70628677
>Its the best one
Unironically a reddit take

I'll never understand women.

>>70628840
You would know that, wouldn't you

>>70628914
Tell me next how Super Meat Boy or Celeste is the best 2D platformer, redditor.

I LOVE SHIORI NOVELLA

>>70629008
Never played those

When will Shiori play Bubsy

>>70617585
Taking Shiori to the Garfield movie 3 weeks after it released so the theater isn't as packed.

Surely she can't be worse than Year 1 Mori's "Hololive is just 5% of my life." but how much percentage of Shiori's life do you think is Hololive?

>>70629368
On the way home she wants to eat lasagna, so we stop off at this Italian place and I'm sweating bullets hoping she doesn't make fun of the owner's accent.

I think

>>70629434
Not enough.

>>70629434
200%

>>70629447
And then it's PONTY'S PIZZA

Shiori is going to play Garfield Kart next week

>>70629556
FUCK YOU PONTY NO FREE ADS

>>70629344
Shiori should play Glover

Shiori is going to play with me if you catch my drift

>>70629883
No? please explain

The only thing you can always expect from Shiori is disappointment

Hearts are out on the Nyakuza prompt, boys.

>>70630770
I'll be disappointed if she doesn't disappoint me.

>>70630873
She wasn't picky...

>>70630907
You can clearly see why she was picky on the bunny suit one

>>70630907
I almost want to say it was self selecting considering there's 50 less comments on Nyakuza than bunny suit.

>>70630946
Why?

>>70631467
Read them.

>>70631528
She wanted to abuse the Novelites and any hint of dating or going further was skipped?

>>70631789
Or too explicit, maybe not her fault because she mentioned that management forbids them of hearting something too.

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1764840097218990485
She's watching MORI

>>70631993
Oh no

Somebody please make a vndb page for Snowed In.

Mori is encouraging Shiori to abuse us again...

>>70632665
I want Shiori to start punching me when she's upset (but it doesn't hurt, because she's weak)

>>70632665
I want Shiori to slap my face with her love handles and then snuff me out with those gorlock tier ass cheeks

Are the holo girls okay?

>>70631867
But she was allowed to promote a story where someone expressed their desire to cannibalize her...

>>70634371
That was her leading into it...

>>70634598
She was leading into things with being found in a changing room

>>70634763
And what was the correct thing to do there?

>>70631867
I thought the management forbidding things was IP infringement for piano songs and twitter likes. When she says legally distinct, don't go into the comments and expose what she was doing.

>>70634890
I mean, it could be anything too lewd too I WOULD assume...

>>70630946
Idk, some writers managed to get away with it, going as far as to enjoy the view, and got hearted for it.

>>70635326
Well, why was she so picky then?

>>70635484
I don't know I'm not a woman

>>70635326
Those that didn't get hearted for the bunny prompt
>Skill issue
>Luck issue
GL next prompt

>>70635484
Beats me. Go read some of the responses. One in particular even called her eye candy.
My rrat is that she actually does heart things by how much she enjoyed the response.

>>70635612
Nah, there are somes where she literally hearts everyone who actually tried, no matter the quality. Thats why when shes picky its always a WHY.

>>70635612
You can say his name, you know.

>>70635726
Well, either she enjoyed them all. Or she's picky about more explicit topics.
That being said, I don't know what the criteria is for the bunny one. Someone thought it was about Shiori being able to hit you for it, but other writers that basically peeked on her got a heart.

>>70635752
People hate names here so I just go by what they wrote and it's up to others to look if they care (they probably don't because only I'm kind of autistic about this shit

>>70635944
Go look at the cat one, it doesn't make sense either on why only a few got hearts

>>70636120
NTA but that one was especially weird.

All that matters is if you had fun.
Did you have fun?

>>70635484
>>70635612
>>70635726
It looks like she hearted some responses that said she looked good in the bunny suit. maybe she was feeling sexy that day and wanted some compliments

>>70636456
NTA but yep. I always do have fun with writing em. I'm running late on the latest one though, probably will come up with something after work.

>>70636456
I treated the Bunny prompt as if I was trying to avoid C.AI's filters. I'm not at all mad I didn't get a heart lol

>>70636515
SHIORI, YOU'RE ALWAYS CUTESEX. I LOVE YOU.