/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I made this OP because anon asked nicely but I'm curious to hear other people's opinions. Would you consider vtuber mamas to be hags? To me a hag is childless at 30 where as these women have done their duty reproducing. Am I overthinking it or is there a distinction to be made here? Are they just MILFs?

>>70608112
They're MILFs. The appeal of hags is the fact that for JP they're useless and sad girls that got nothing done with their lives. It's about giving hope to women that lost hope themselves. It's about reigniting that spark in their eyes that was snuffed out by the judgment of society, not just having a "mommy"-type.

>>70608112
I'd say they're a subcategory of hags. Remember being hags is primarily about their age.

>>70608531
Based hag philosopher

>>70608112
I'm the anon that asked, you're right about hag meaning childless both in the normalfag meaning and in our meaning. But well, small exceptions like this for fun are Ok Imo

>>70608678
Thanks hagbro. Watching the archives it seems that the meaning changed recently but for me is and will forever be this. I'm ok with having exceptions for fun but there's no way I'll change my mind on it

I think we can all agree it was very endearing to hear a woman speak so enthusiastically about her family and the joys of motherhood. Maybe a success story is needed to give other hags a goal to strive towards. Even if it sounds like she married very young.

>>70609451
>Even if it sounds like she married very young.
That's the best part though. Marrying young is like living a fairy tale nowadays...

>>70609451
Most likely considering she has like 5 kids?!

Strong hags...

>>70609760
That lolipop? Me, of course

>>70607961
sex with hag mothers

>>70609451
listening to older people reminisce about life and their experiences so joyfully soothes my cynicism. i hope i can raise a big family one day and we can enjoy each others company like nerissas does
>>70609572
really depends on the people but i imagine growing and learning into adults with partner who you see eye to eye must be a dream
i regret breaking up with my hs sweetheart

>>70610823
My friend started living last yeat with her HS Girlfriend. They were both the other's first, and I'm not sure if they're gonna get married because of the antimarriage propaganda you see nowadays, but if you're living together, already moved twice together, you're basically married in all but name lol. That's what I consider the dream

>>70609760
Big strong arms with a chubby belly

Removed the cringe dialogue

>>70611680
nice. it's surprising how cringe some illustrators can be but i should've expected that from otaku

>>70611828
I have a theory that there's a big old group of NTR producers that groom artists to start drawing their demoralization porn, It happens in western twitter so I assume it can happen in nippon too.
Also I believe that if pixiv and Twitter had dislikes, these artists would finally see that the majority of people don't like that shit.

>>70611680
Thank God! These are so much better without it

>>70611948
maybe i'm biased since most of my twitter and pixiv is jp artists but i've never seen ntr shit from western artists. it's only nip ones that i've seen with the ntr brainrot

>>70612120
The few western artists that I saw, don't specifically write dialogue or directly show it to you but like use a character that's in love with the MC and make her go with random black ugly bastards, some use shotas too

>left index finger
What does it mean? Is it over for me?

>>70608112
>To me a hag is childless at 30
Do you not know the definition of a hag? Fucking retard.

>>70612199
i've never had a problem with ugly bastards because i can self insert since i'm kind of a fat bastard myself. i just don't want to see the cuck

>>70612427
>i'm kind of a fat bastard myself
Improve youself!

>>70612327
I'm not 100% sure but the left index finger ring was only for royalty back in the days so today is probably some leadership thing

>>70608531
this guy fucking gets it.

>>70612465
i said kinda. i do my /out/ reps and get out of the house once or twice a week. i'll never allow myself to be one of those 300 pound goblins they put in ntr books

>>70610925
>her
Dykes need to be exterminated astaghfirullah

>>70612724
>her
Oh, that's just me writing fast and fucking up her and his pronouns. It always happens to me kek, my friend is a guy.

>>70611948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ42W3gUNyM

>>70608531
>It's about reigniting that spark in their eyes that was snuffed out by the judgment of society
Beautifully said, friend.

>>70612427
>>70612465
Watched an interview with a JP pornstar and they said the reason why there’s ugly bastard porn is because it allows those “ugly” guys to self insert themselves better

>>70613162
I wouldn't say that's the only reason, and I wouldn't trust a pornstar opinion. It's a similar case of why all pornstars in westworld are tattoed. They promote that kind of lifestyle

one of my favorite doujins of all time has the hottest most fucking insane animalistic babymaking primal sex ever illustrated but it just HAS to be ntr. i fucking hate that so fucking much but the sex is so goddamn good. i would never in twelve million years cheat on my boyfriend so its difficult to self insert but thankfully the same artist released another doujin (thats not ntr) not long ago with equally as good sex and an ending scene where the mc has multiple kids and a preggo belly. legendary

>>70614138
Normally I don't even read the plot in ntr doujins, just consume the images. The female perspective never crossed my mind but I guess the feeling would be pretty much the same. Also, link for the good one?

>>70614539
the good one is 495944, if any of you are freaks want to read the ntr one just. figure it out through the artist tagged in this one

I WILL GO TO WISCONSIN

>>70614720
this doujin is probably the easiest one to self insert into ive ever read. girl quite literally embodies my adolescence and the story concludes with everything i could ever want. (well maybe not TWO husbands but you get the idea)

>>70614885
Not bad. I don't really like the two guys but the artstyle is definitely good and so is the action.

Big saggy hags.

>>70615362
im in love with the artstyle, this guy is a legend at drawing sex scenes, if you really care to know how well he does at the sex scenes in question, take a look into the latter pages of the ntr doujin-- but i recommend the version that replaces all the dialogue of the shithead cucking his friend with dialogue from the perspective of the girl. i think its labeled "yuuka's version" or something along the lines
more than anything i want someone to make a full edit of this whole doujin that completely removes all aspects of ntr and rewrites it as just a story of two school friends getting hopelessly engrossed in sex

Thread went a little bit offtopic

>>70616022
my bad. got excited when doujins came up in conversation

>>70616703
well the conversation was about ntr and not exclusively doujinshi but. you get what i mean

>>70616022
Same as >>70616703 Have some hag turkey breasts for the trouble

God, Reine's chest is on a whole other level.

>>70608531
Considering this idea makes me wonder if we'll get the part after that someday in Holo, like you see with some indies

Cute canine hags need to be taught proper etiquette
https://files.catbox.moe/di57e1.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/di57e1.jpg

>>70621677
https://files.catbox.moe/kvhlsb.jpg
Posted the same link twice

>>70616844
>>70617848
>>70618862
God I love sideboob so much.

>>70621677
Nice but why Okayu?

>>70621867
Cat vs dogs? Not sure but I like it.

>>70624088

>>70624088

>>70625003
Bless all those hags and their large asses

>>70626346
>長
Mio's long saggy tits...

>>70625200
bump

>>70607961
I read it as Middle Eastern Mama, wait 4chan is into arabs now?

>>70626458
Big enough to feed the founders of Rome

>>70608531
>>70619690
Yeah!, it's about fighting her inner cynicism and make her heart flutter like a young maiden again.

>>70607961

>>70608112
Being 28-30+ is the most important thing

>>70630598
That part I can believe, what I was wondering is whether or not we'll see a holo who mentions on-stream to being pregnant or becoming a mother

>>70626851
Their girls are surprisingly cute, unfortunately it's not easy to see the actual ones from there look all dolled up because you know, Islam. Hardcore Islam.

>>70626792
source please? google didn't help

>>70607961
I was going to Japan for Holofes, should I hire a hag escort while I'm there?

id love to show up to a holofes one day. hopefully in cosplay. polka is my kamioshi and im exactly her height so it would be perfect

Cake chan are you itt
Havent been able to talk because phone shat the bed hard

>>70641271
yea im here lol

>>70640654
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111600694

>>70645355
thank you

Boing boing
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/k3mIER6onlc

>>70645567
That's a bouncy lion

>>70641722
Watcha up to?

Somebody poofed her reply and mine...

https://twitter.com/thehiddenevil2/status/1763093962808512985

>>70650141
unfortunate

ima post this image once a thread from now on. i like it too much

>>70640949
I've been running into more Pols lately. I know another of my same nationality who did recently did NenePol, on top of actual Pol.

>>70654297
the downside to cosplaying poruka is i worry the dress will bother people next to me once the concert starts. i just have to depend on either:
1. being inbetween two guys who will appreciate the novelty of sitting next to a cute poru cosplayer
2. i happen to be inbetween two OTHER cosplayers who get it
or 3. both the folks to my left and right dont show up

regardless i dont like my odds

>>70608112
>>70608596
If we go by age alone than Ina for example would also be considered a hag by now. She's over 30 and childless.

>>70612379
idiot

guys stop being mean

its getting late gn hagbros

>>70655435
Yes, and?

>>70645567
Finally it's back.

>>70655055
Cover I think does not allow full cosplays now tho in the concert so RIP.
Wigs maybe are fine tho.

Also, gn.
And ohayo once you wake up.

>>70656327
Well nobody really refers to Ina as a hag proving the point most people dont really just use to define a hag by just their age

>>70658183
The only thing that proves is that she doesn't currently have fans in this thread which is fine. Being a hag, at it's most absolute basic component, is about age. Anything else just goes to show what type of hag, town bicycles excluded obviously. Going by this definition >>70608531 ssrb bro's hag no longer qualifies as a hag.

>>70658183
if going by definition and purity only then the only real hag is Mio.

>>70659714
I really want to touch Friend's ass bros...

>>70659714
The her running into place while the lights were deemed was really cute.

>>70658718
>ssrb bro's hag no longer qualifies as a hag.
She's been saved. How many times do we have to go through this?

>>70661178
and thus isnt a hag anymore

>>70661686
As if having a partner ages them down to 29.
It's silly, only fags care about philosophy.
A hag is a mathematical equation, not a philosophical question.

>>70661686
Exactly. Believe it or not people don't get hard over a number

>>70661836
it's more than age and >>70608531
explains it nicely. not saying you cant talk about women above the age of 30 itt but its important to understand words and their actual definition.

>>70661925
The whole thing is loving older women, simply put believing in anything else will just lead to arguments from people discussing the divine purity of their vision on hags.
Not that I mind, you guys can argue but it won't stop me posting older women I like.

Why do you retards keep replying to the same shit flinging nigger who always spouts the same lines

>>70662195
Newfriends.

>>70649929
I'll take two of these.
>>70636329
Three of these.
>>70610545
12 of these.
Thanks. Oh, and a diet coke too.

>>70662219
Touch fluffy tail.

>>70663149
But that's fake. Those cheeks on the other hand...

>>70662219
I like this new trend.

>>70663448
If it's really a trend post more!

>>70663528
Need Okayu to become a hag.

>>70663448
>handcuffs
that's highly lewd

>>70664009
It’s kinda sad that Choco becomes one before her
But at least we get Towa this year to even it out

>>70664162
That's just Foobs doing her thing
>>70664009
Damn it. Fatto Catto strikes once again!

>>70665375
I don't watch the twins. Is this really the dynamic they have? One is the backseater and the other always plays?

>>70665476
Pretty much. In their MGS streams when one of the characters tells you to shut down the console Fuwa actually turned it off.

>>70665574
Is there a reason for why they don't switch sometimes? I'd wager getting yelled at every stream can take a toll on someone so as sibling law you have to make the other have a taste of their own medicine at some point

>>70665981
Fuwawa is full on mother playing video games tier when it comes to actually playing
Both are well suited to their roles.
Moco-chan bites back sometimes and it's all good banter.

So are mamas out or are we making an exception for them?

>>70666988
Mamas are in because I want to have sex with them.

>>70666988
mamas were always fine here and will always continue to be. the posts above werent about them not being allowed here but semantics autism.

>>70667082
Cool just making sure.

>>70667082
>semantics autism
>the main jokes is them runnig out of eggs and time
If you want to post mamas make /MILF/

>>70668152
https://files.catbox.moe/nq3eir.png
Mococo's nipple should be out here.

>>70669208
You know, that's actually a thread that would great if it had a divegrass team so we finally have some kind of Clasico since the cunnyfags will never make a team

>>70670254
But sadly that thread would die after 2 days. Even these threads struggle sometimes if not for blogposting and same image dumping over and over again.

>>70670254
Let's be honest. Do we even want to know the inside jokes /uoh/ has?

>>70670613
Not to mention the lack of milf chuubas

>>70671162
There are some indies in jp and en, but even then the models of the ones that come to mind don't exactly scream 'milf'

newhag here, probably wont have children for another 2years or so but i dont even know if ill tell my community (they dont even know i'm not single)

>>70671927
I'd say the model shouldn't matter just that they are actual milfs. It just seems too niche even in this hobby and who knows if enough anons will rally behind that banner.

>>70671117
we just need to beat them in divegrass

>>70673226
No matter what AZKi is still cute!

>>70672096
...your choice.
I say you do, to rid your community of THOSE people.

>>70674154
No need to rock the boat, it's not a a very comfy or take it easy approach.

>>70672096
Depends on what kind of relationship you already have with your viewers and what you intend on getting out of vtubing.

>>70674447
This first. Honesty is the best way to keep a fanbase, obviously this gets muddled up when moolah is involved, but it's better to be open at first than to potentially live in the fear of somehow slipping one out and losing it all once you've already built a fanbase. Doing it out of spite like >>70674154 is the worst possible way to go about it

>>70674685
I don't think there is a real need to divulge your entire private life, even within hololive people can be quite private about their lives outside of important stuff they do.

>>70674974
You see the difference between a 2 view and a holomem is that there's some kind of deattachment between the streamer and the chat

>>70675078
Yeah I completely forgot the context but still seems like an easier time to not bring that up.
Most importantly I guess is that it's up to the person and no sane person would seek advice on /vt/.

>>70672096
If you're gonna do GFE (be honest, you will probably do, like most vtubers) then hiding your romantic life will only cause tragedy. Just be honest like how fleshtubers tend to be. And don't try get your fanbase romantically hooked up to you when you already have a partner. Don't take vtubers as example but old professional fleshtubers that have been creating content for a decade

>>70675437
You'd be surprised how easy it is to slip once you've built a connection with chat and you almost consider them as friends. You enter this state where you might even think for a split second after telling them "I'm having a baby!" or something along those lines "Wait... Didn't I already told them I was engaged?".
>no sane person would seek advice on /vt/
That's a completely different story. If someone asks for advice I'm going to try and give it, it's up to them to believe it could fix their situation or call me a dumbass

Btw, Mamarissa debut got cut up because she slipped a real name, here's the unedited VOD
https://mega.nz/file/ZQhFFKQY#KalzV3qOwXqvtUYB9mpfbyj-1NXp0NIdiOcjGR7_fYY
It happens around 1:36:20

>>70675782
I think the audiences for regular streamers and vtubers might be very different.
I am not sure how helpful a regular streamer would be to have as an influence outside of general trends.

My lovely Sheepwife is reading superchat right now. That is all.

>>70614720
dude. i immediately knew which doujin you were talking about when you described insane animalistic sex. fucking shame it had to be that tag. didn't care for the two guys but the girl and the sex were hot. hope the author does a hag or a milf in the future that's not ntr

>>70675938
If you wanna have the parasocial fanbase then don't cry about when they get too parasocial and you dissapoint them

>>70675782
>Just be honest like how fleshtubers tend to be
This is bad advice
>don't try get your fanbase romantically hooked up
This is good advice

>>70676311
>This is bad advice
Sure, the guys who've been making content for years before vtubing even was a thing and didn't have any drama are not good example. Let's follow the vtubers who have to change avatars and names everytime they yab hard.

>>70676204
Streamer fans generally seem parasocial to an extent, believing them to be more than what they really are.
It's up to the streamer to do with that what they want with that, but I feel like it's best not to rock the boat too much.
Personally I would just do it as a hobby, seems like a fun way to share the things you care about and enjoy stuff with other people.

I think no one mentioned it, but some hags appeared in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QbfFvgT8OY

>>70676580
>not my oshi
>not enough hags
Oh well

>>70676689
Friend is enough sex needed herself.

>>70676689
I usually just skip the segments without hags

>>70676830
I fear I could snap Friend in half if I tried to even handhold with her, let alone fuck her so I kinda got filtered on the whole sex with the fox thing

>>70676992
Foxes are flexible.

>>70677132
I'll make it a deal if you manage to make me want have sex with Botan too.

hags are still going btw
https://youtu.be/tgajNkYXzOE
https://youtu.be/tWX4oAGAQz4
https://youtu.be/bzn4PJ_Cmk4
>>70676580
i heard mikoti became a hag recently

>>70676437
OP here, i kinda just fell into the VTubing space because i wanted to learn to draw digitally last year for fun. Started watching veibae more because I usually had moonmoon/soda on in the background and realized i could draw up a desig myself.

So im kinda in this weird boat where I wanna do the whole vtuber thing properly but it was never a goal to become partner/famous but i think im doing pretty well so far and built a cute small community of people who like me for the hag I am, with a few autistic schizos in my discord that might be in love with me (but i usually just ignore their passes)

I dont think ive ever given the GFE to anyone, but i dont wanna lose momentum if I end up posting on twitter my engagement ring/wedding shit/MILF shit

>>70677205
Botan isn't just sexy.
Botan is sex.
I want to play competitive games with her while she is wearing just a shirt.

>>70677441
>who like me for the hag I am, with a few autistic schizos in my discord that might be in love with me (but i usually just ignore their passes)
So you wanna be a GFE Parasocial Chuuba like Kiki, then own it but accept the future consequences and don't cry about it

>>70676420
No shit? Why wouldn't she look at her peers for how she should conduct herself? You should ask yourself why most vtubers don't follow in fleshstreamers' footsteps to begin with.

>>70677382
I'm watching Polka rn!
>>70677469
You see in fanart she's kinda sex but the model isn't in the slightest

>>70677566
>Why wouldn't she look at her peers for how she should conduct herself?
Why would she follow those examples of things that she totally shouldn't do. But anyways, from what I'm understanding from her posts is that she wants all the benefits of making GFE with no negative consequences.

>>70677626
>the model isn't in the slightest
Bro, I would go to the Doctor and check your T levels, they must be low!

>>70677441
There's really no way around it if you are intent on sharing your life with your audience. Either share and rebuild or don't and keep your personal life to yourself.

>>70677626
anon? you take your meds today?

>>70677710
Don't worry about my T levels, they're ok

>>70677626
Anon needs a hag to perform cpr on his dick.

Fuck, it post official Lioness sexo

>>70677778
There is a third way, the middle path.
Simply share what is entertaining.

>>70677884
Was that Watame doing it?

>>70677901
That's a slippery slope. I'm assuming that's what she's been doing to have gotten to this point.

>>70677990
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY_X2-AlQco&list=PLZ34fLWik_iASrR26p_41rirqp8GkPAr_&index=2

>>70677834
>Anon needs a hag
I do but that's beside the point

>>70657949
gm

>>70677524
i guess theres no inbetween huh? I dont want to give people the impression im into them, or interested in anyone (considered just lying and saying I was asexual at some point) but I also dont want to just out my whole private relationship life

>>70677884
Need Botan

>>70676123
the author HAS drawn a milf doujin, only thing is its ss so its not for everyone. not too fond of the idea of fucking my own sun so i didnt care to self insert for that one

>>70677901
nth but how prominent should "I have a partner" be? or is it okay to be reactionary?

I've mentioned a handful of times across streams that I'm not available, but only when it directly comes up ("I want to marry you" -> "I'm already married"). I also reject most requests for affection from my viewers, almost no kisses or "love you"s. is that misleading in your eyes?

>>70678276
should go the choco route and just be honest about how much you need a man (don't tell them you have one) that way they'll want you to have a partner. if it ever gets found out then they'll be happy for you

>>70678425
*son
oops

>>70678478
>I also reject most requests for affection from my viewers, almost no kisses or "love you"s. is that misleading in your eyes?
If they want to understand they will at this point, evryone else probably is never going to

>>70678478
I mean I already think you are in the right place, handling it the way you are with jokes is what an entertainer should be doing.
I don't think there is a need to share, just keep having fun.

>>70678516
Choco will never find a man...

>>70678425
>ss
>son
Almost got my hopes up

>>70678642
>mfw I'm choco's ideal man
>mfw I'm already hagspoken for

>>70678677
my bad anon

>>70678682
there's no fucking way you're a watamate and you're also choco's ideal man. how could you ever want to live apart from this woman
>>70678276
damn that sucks. ss isn't really my thing. i swear to god the artists that draw the worst tags have the best art skills

>>70678761
NTA but this image is pure sex. The way her breasts press up against the bed, the angle she has her hips at and the line of her bikini bottom are all exquisite.

>>70678516
This works too. I'm a Luitomo and if one day I'm going to find out Lui has a man it won't probably even phase me. The only stipulation I'm going to add if that the only reason she needs a man is to have a kid. She needs one badly (and not for that stupid pic everyone likes to post). Look at how she acts around other Holomems, look at how she 100% enjoys pampering the ones that can't take care of themselves. This woman doesn't need a man to be happy but needs one to have a child with.

>>70678761
the ss one and the recent one about the gloomy girl are fine, (the gloomy girl one is way better) the ultimate crime of this artist is wasting the hottest most fucking insane sex for the ntr doujin which i fucking hate
(theres another doujin where two boys fuck their little sisters made prior to the ntr one but. iunno. that ones also got super good sex scenes but its not for everyone)

>>70679028
i definitely talk about wanting kids and how motherly i am and all that stuff truthfully so in all honesty, the most dedicated community members so far probably wont even bat an eye and would be happy if they found out in the future. i guess ill just keep it vague like i have been for now

>>70679103
hi other hag-- i havent been engaging with your conversation because i dont really have agency on the matter but i wish you good luck with your streams

>>70679259
thank you! <3 i wish you luck with yours as well

>>70679339
oh no i dont stream im just. here. watching vtubers. getting older
gotta be honest it all just hit me at once

>>70678761
As a watamate I can handle the constant attention and closeness, but I also thrive off of having periods of isolation. I check off a lot of Choco's other boxes involving financial stability. It's not so much about WANTING to be apart, but recognizing that for some people it is healthy and makes the times together even more meaningful and intense.

>>70679784
naruhodo. I just could never do it. I also like having true alone time but I wouldn’t want to sleep apart.

>>70680563
If I recall, Choco's main thing is that she just doesn't want to be around you 24/7 and since she works from home primarily, there is no buffer. I think when it came down to you, you would be sharing a bed more than you'd think. She might also be enchanted still by the notion of early dating stages where you both are sharing a bed only on weekends, and it kinda enhances the experience, since you appreciate the closeness when you get it, and milk it for all it's worth before the next work week comes.

something i cant take my mind off: the poruka set varnis drew a while ago? the implication of the pregnancy app on the phone in the corner of the screen fucks me up more than it should

>>70681268
>how things are supposed to be
Why would you say that?

>>70681342
you misunderstand. every day i wish i was her

>>70681449
SEX WITH FEMZAIN! AAAAAAHHHHH!!

>>70681800
Not sure why I find this post so funny. It's like I can hear it.

>>70682210
Good. That's the intent!

>>70681800
im flattered

>>70682374
Nobody tell Polka though kek

>>70682650
>Polka when she finds out you've been stealing the femzains from her

>>70683082
>every polka member post is for the men
Kinda your own damn fault Polka

>>70683082
as much as i love polka im kinda counting on getting pregnant someday so i unfortunately i cannot be her lesbian girlfriend

>>70683324
*i unfortunately
jesus christ was 9 hours of sleep not enough for me

>>70683324
>i unfortunately i cannot be her lesbian girlfriend
>she thinks she has any choice in the matter
https://youtu.be/b2-RDPVaRE0?t=14

>>70683152
The men are just the bait so she can ensnare more cute girls into her foxhole.
>>70683324
Circus magic can help with that. Don't underestimate Omaru Polka.

>>70683082
Can you blame them? Those 'staches are glorious.

>>70609649
>5 kids
>all the same father
Very based desu

>>70683555
You're going to lose them as some point. Next anniversary we're getting Polka badge

>>70655435
Lolibaba ToT

>>70685460
Gaming with Botan moment.

>>70685460
Ok, now I'm starting to see something

>>70685460
Please sir I am at work.

>>70685721
Then have this totally safe OL Hag

>>70685721
Promotions!

>>70685460
I need this kitty on my doorstep

>>70655435
>She's over 30
Fucking what?
I thought she was a zoomer?
When did she turn 30 and does she not have her parents pestering her about kids?
I'm a white dude, I'm single, 30, childless and my mother who once asked if I was gay, is now asking why I won't have kids. I imagine being asian is like that but worse.

>>70692208
kek, Mine asked if I was gay too. Never brought a girl to home because I've never wound a worthy girl but well, such is life nowadays

>>70692208
My family once says they will still love me even if I am gay.
But I'm not gay...
I just want a hagwife.

>>70663448
>>70662219
Sad that hololive is limited by advertisers. Imagine if they used their live 3D and gave poledancing lessons to holos who were more ok with risque content e.g. Mel, Choco, Matsuri, Marine, etc.
>>70679028
>Look at how she acts around other Holomems, look at how she 100% enjoys pampering the ones that can't take care of themselves. This woman doesn't need a man to be happy but needs one to have a child with.
Laplus put on a kids show (Towa joined), Pekora wanted a job around kids, Bae wanted to do kids entertainment too. How is she any more in need of a child than them?
What's funny is Lap and Bae are also not even cakes yet.
3D live poledancing vtuber when?

>pole dancing
The prostitute craft

>>70692731
They have no idea how things have changed and I don't have it in me to tell them about modern dating where you date a girl and she thinks it's ok to fuck other guys becuase you didn't specify exclusivity when you asked her to start going on dates.


>>70693017
It starts with them dropping hint's they think you're gay and they still love you. If you challenge it and state you're actually striaght then the questions about why you have no gf start coming at you, then the comments about how it will be a shame they aren't going to be grandparents, etc. It's unironically easier if they think you're gay.

>>70693266
Hololive really likes to hire women that are good with kids.
Some even having prior jobs with kids.
But I would say most of them should be mothers someday.

>>70693694
My biggest problem with modern dating besides 99.9% women being whores. It's that people nowadays treat relationships as something temporal. I wouldn't date someone unless I'm sure that I can see myself spending my whole life with that person

>>70693435
Although pole dancing is mostly associated mostly with strippers it's pretty impressive as a feat of strength and acrobatics.

>>70693856
Well, yeah. You need some strenght to do it, doesn't change the fact that in ancient times it was done by Sultan's whores, then by prostitutes and now by slutty women, Same case as belly dancing, certain type of women get attracted to those "arts" and are never the kind of women you want to marry.
I've been in belly dancing circles before and what I'm saying is based on experience.

>>70693989
>I've been in belly dancing circles before and what I'm saying is based on experience.

>>70694123
Had family members in it, I'm a guy, kek

>>70693842
Same. Whats annoying is men also make it worse by pushing this idea I should date just to have sex. If you can't see a future with the other person, then why bother at all? It's pretty sad. Then there were people spouting shit like how you need a "practice gf". As much as I hate the women being whores, it's annoying I keep talking about the women being trash when so many guys push the exact same culture they complain about. It's nice to hear about likeminded people it reminds me I'm not alone and not insane, all the best to you anon.

>>70694418
same to you, I hope all the anons here can find a well reliable woman to fall in love and spend their life together

>>70693435
I unironically would prefer it if their clothes stayed on. It's hypnotic as fuck and I hate the sex work elements of it.

>>70692208
It depends. My mom isn't really any different and she's asian, except she never thought I was gay. She just asked things like what kind of woman I'd date, joked about not being ready to be a grandma, when she's serious she complains about me not getting married and having a kid, but she's not constantly on my case about it. It comes up maybe twice a year.

>

>>70607961
Hello friends, I'm relatively new to vtubers but I'm extremely interested in Mio's breasts.

>>70699000
Based.

>>70699000
Trips of based

>>70692208
>>70692731
me and my dad never got on so he used to ask if i was gonna go hang out with my boyfriend every time i'd go out to talk with a friend that lived downed the road in reality we were getting blazed and listening to anime OPs in his car

>>70700804
drugs are pretty gay, maybe that's why he was asking

>>70700933
get off 4chan, old man! i already told you i'm not gay!! AH I HATE YOU

>>70697560
bros.

>>70701218
Nice bellies.

>>70699099
This is amazing. Is there more of her like this? Especially at THAT size.
>>70700515
>70700515
Haha, didn't even notice the trips. I'm glad they were used to appreciate somebody like Mio.

>>70699000
How can he get away with this? Be new, just walk into a thread, get trips, and say something unfathomably based.

>>70701824
Miofa are just built different

>>70701812
Not sure sorry. I saved it on /jp/ and SauceNAO doesn't give me anything.

>>70692208
Her being 30 is an easy assumption if you're not an Roommatefag/doxxnigger, but its not true YET. She still has a couple years, and is currently just Christmas Cake.

>>70701812
>>70701974
https://twitter.com/zazami_D

>>70702390
Oh wow I should have guessed.

>>70699099
No need to apologize anon, I appreciate the picture regardless. I'll have to look for more in my own time.
>>70702390
And thank you, anon! This artist is elder god tier, I'm really loving his Watame and Lamy too. I'll be thinking about Mio paizuri every day from now on.

>>70702304
Dizzy is a hag too? I heard Airi was one but I didn't know about her.

fuck i need to eat a hag's homecooking
>>70702829
check out his sub account as well!
https://twitter.com/kanisan_bonara/media

>>70704030
dizzy, airi, runie and clara are all hags, tenma and shiina are likely hags too

>>70702390
>>70704047
NTA but who are some of the absolute top tier Mio artists? This dude is incredible.

>>70704471
>>70704030
Sadly for Phase girls there's no way to confirm it on the usual site, so you'll have to belie the phaseanons

>>70702304
i checked out her debut because i liked her marshmallow tits but i could not handle her voice. she was stressing me the fuck out

>>70607961
I need Mio's boobs so bad I feel like I'm going crazy.

>>70704815
honestly we have to believe the talents and what hints or info they give out, we know shiina is barely a hag at best, as for the rest it's in the air without becoming a doxfag
>inb4 you are one
ew

>>70705418
>inb4 you are one
How new? how do you think we confirmed the hags ages? What do you think is ''the usual site''

>>70705751
most phase anons have a less than favourable reputation thanks to a small number of capipis that get them yelled out of most generals

>>70704802
there's honestly way too many good mios out there but these off the top of my head
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=izumi_sai+&pid=84 (izumi papa. doesn't post much on twitter or pixiv but he goes all out on his comike books)
https://twitter.com/Varniskarnis
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112061916 (guys been spamming pekomari for a while but i like his mio
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/110986001
there's also tentopus who went menhera and scrubbed his whole archive and that one guy drawing that mio doujin where she has a young partner

>>70706495
>that one guy drawing that mio doujin where she has a young partner
The dude hasn't uploaded anything new for a while ;-;

>>70678093
Ohayooooo
Phone still crappy

>>70711531
morning seabro

>>70711727
Still have tinges of sick in me, but I'm operating alright.
Ma is gonna go on vacay with the rest of her co-hag bffs.

>Anon, I've brought ramen

Guess who got a koikatsu card
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/116666025

>>70607961
She reminds me of the police lady from Fargo.

Does Mio mate with male wolves/dogs?

>>70715526
No. Only human men. Me to be precise.

>>70715526
Yes, but for fun. Not for procreation.

>>70715634
I made this post

>>70715526
Dude what the fuck.

Lyrica my wife
https://files.catbox.moe/sfowkd.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ssgazq.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/s0554a.png

Need bread soon

>>70612327
anon... everybody knows about it