/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

KILL YOURSELF ARCHIVEANON

>>70576986
Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: TBD

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ip9OHlWrr0 [Embed] (Members Only)
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmolPSH3X-s [Embed]

Snowed In【Shiori Novella Visual Novel】: https://shiorinovella.itch.io/shiorivisualnovella
Whisper Whisper Whisper【Shiori Novella Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCgHwIWgUU [Embed]
MEGITSUNE【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffTXFgbn7A [Embed]

Deadbeats Deadbeats Whatcha Gonna Do【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK4KD1mBDBA&t=3548s [Embed]
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0 [Embed]
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE [Embed]

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8 [Embed]
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Hi~

Come back home, ArchiveAnon. We can't let the sisterrorists win.

Thanks for baking, I was gonna but I forgot the dumb 300s timer to bake and I'm sleepy

possible gorilla tomorrow?

>>70577117
Cringe nobody wants that attentionwhore back

>>70576986
Previous page?

>[Embed]
>Not the right short
>no previous page

>>70577166
Never happened

>>70577166
FUCK I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING
Previous Page: >>70530814

>>70577149
Schizos bake threads now?

>>70577201
Anon that's the page 699...

>>70577215
Always has been

>>70576986
Previous Page: >>70542808

>Archivers gone
>Bakers gone
We're crumbling more and more everyday

>>70577380
One of those things being gone is a good thing.

>>70577380
I can't believe the sisters won....

You will never stop receiving the short end of happiness. Just stop making these thread or else you will face eternal suffering. I will make sure it happens.

>>70577380
Sorry, big brother just woke up.
Wonder if the current baker is the little sister one or if it's someone else, cute mistakes are pretty reminiscent.

>>70577479
What have we ever done to deserve this

Shiori should tell us her favorite donut

>>70577561
It's the archivecuck being vengeful because he's mad

>>70577533
Anon, you're replying to a schizo having a meltdown.

SHIORI LOVE

>>70577642
Yes!

>>70577609
Doesn't this faggot ever go to sleep?

>>70577629
Fuck you I was just funposting

>>70577609
Archive fuck should just shut up and post the archives. No one cares about his moralizing.

>>70577561
Cute novelite brother, you're asking an anti why he does what he does, just get your anchor reps, flex those reporting muscles and show your ignoring strength, I believe in you.

>>70577595
Donut king or Dunkin Donuts I bet

>>70577694
He was up all the time to archive Shiori. I bet he's a no life fat ugly neet.

>>70577595
I really like Melonpan. I should learn to bake it.

now listen, here's the thing

>>70577795
how about the other thing?

>Just don't get pregnant
Grim

>>70577813
there's always another thing, that's life

Is this the only advent split that has thread celebrities?

Maybe big brother should take up archiving. The anti can't shut up about him so being worse at it might be fun.

I can’t sleep when the schizo came back. Remember to do your reps, report and ignore bait. We love Shiorin and wish nothing but all the good things to go her way. DO NOT let them win. Do it for Shiori, do it for our home. Good night to the true shigger patriots o7

Do you think Shiori watches missing 411 videos and thinks bigfeet live in the mountains?

>>70577886
Tim is the only thread celebrity in /shig/. Everyone loves him.

>>70577886
Does your thread have a soundposter? Did your anons thank your soundposter after every stream? Because that's what we had till he caved to antis.

>>70577928
Splat Tim, he does it!

Does this thread have love for Shiori?

>>70577922
why does she hold the spoon like that

>>70577922
She probably thinks skinwalkers are real

You doin ok, shiggers?

>>70577910
Good night little shigger brother. Catch those sweet dreams and wake up to a pleasant morning.

>>70577978
Im not parasocial so no

>>70577986
Children don't hold spoons properly and she's my cute little sister

How often does Shiori masturbate? Is she a once-a-day kinda girl? Seems like she gets off to doujins but maybe she’s playing it up.

>>70578023
Not at all, no.

>>70577380
I used to joke around saying /shig/ has fallen but holy shit it's like living in a declining empire lately

Wit Wat

>>70578023
I'd ask for help, but nobody can help me.

>>70578070
First time making any new thread, I only ever reply.

>>70577978
Yeah, big brother here watches her when I can. EU streams a bit tough but vod gang can and does represent sometimes.
>>70578023
I'm doing alright, how about you dear guest? You do anything cool today?

I want to play a game with shiggas.

>>70577978

>>70578218
What videogames do you guys play?

>>70578021
>implying they're not
I saw a deer walking on two legs when I was younger, injun magic is real

>>70578250

>>70578225

>>70578070
Eh, I don't get to bake all the time, depends a lot on when the last thread died honestly.
>>70578173
You did passable for the first time. [Embed] needs to not be there and previous page but I believe in you, you can do it right with practice.

>>70578173
Oh no I'm not talking about that, it's a simple mistake don't fret. I was just talking about the overall quality of the general lately

>>70578320
>>70578250
Based jakechads

>>70578021
I kinda want her to go schizo about cryptids for the bigfoot collab
>>70578023
>>70578029
I unironically spent the day arguing with the schizo for the past three or so threads. Didn’t go outside or moved physically. All I had to eat was oreos and fast food. Mental darkness is at an all time high. I’m let the Welfare check anon down.

>>70578389
Only thing shiggers can really do is get those report reps and flex the ignore muscles. Oh and drown it out by talking about the oshi.
Though I'm feeling in an extra good mood this morning so maybe it's time to bring some positivity.

>>70578173
The best baker here, don't worry about it, you didn't put the subject in the name field, that's the worst mistake.

>>70578421
I wonder who'll get graped by Bigfoot first
I'm betting Biboo

>>70578336

>>70578421
Here, big brother will talk with you about something a bit more pleasant.
You ever wonder if Shiori is a pie or tart kinda girl? If she asked for one of each, what would you get her?

>>70578497
Wait, is that another phlasmo like game? I thought they'regonna have a zatsu about bigfoots.

>>70578517

>>70578421
>>70578497
I chuckled when I saw game on rissa's schedule, wonder if the other threads are gonna find it weird when shiori is suspiciously good at the game

>>70578421
Aww~ how sweet of you

>>70578023
Still need the schizo constantly seething about archiveanon to be dealt with by the meidos, but otherwise we're doing fine.

>>70578594
Not like plasma, more like uhh.. I dunno what to compare it to
Basically you gear up and set traps and shit for Bigfoot, and he comes along to fuck you up
It's fun

>>70577955
>Because that's what we had till he caved to antis.
What happened?

>The Golden Age of Shiori will never return
It hurts so much bros

>>70578421
>I unironically spent the day arguing with the schizo for the past three or so threads. Didn’t go outside or moved physically.
If you physically can and have passable weather or a gym membership for the love of god get your steppies in and talk to a real person, even if it's just saying hi. I'm depressed as fuck, but getting fresh air and moving my body isn't super commital but at least gives me a "well at least I did something good today" boost.

>>70578406
Don't forget Jamesposting

>>70578769
I prefer this

>>70578734
I read Rapvella and Rapevella...

>>70578831
Shiori's mom...

>>70578729
>antis tell him to fuck off daily for about a month
>somehow grins and bears it like a champ
>finally an anti pretends to be a regular
>posts a link to an archive of Shiori's private members stream that's uploading
>archiver thinks its a regular and gets baited
>moralfags (the only decision I think was kind of a low blow, he was already doing well) and leaves, thinking regulars did it.
That's the gist of it.

>>70578859
HAS GOT IT GOING ON

>>70577886
/baubau/ has some, but most are resident schizophrenics.

>>70578902
Don't get forcing the narrative that the vodposter wasn't a regular.

>>70578588
Thank you. My hunch is that she’s a Pie girl but given she’d rather eat Jimmy dean bowls than cook real food, I can see her liking tarts too. I’d get her a good Pumpkin Pie, is she ever asked.
>>70578766
I do go to the gym at on the weekends. I skipped leg day because I already walk alot for work.

I am mentally ill

>>70578902
This is the factual truth, anyone claiming he's shitting up the thread now in some weird quest for revenge is shitposting.

Hmm, yeah. I think I still kinda somehow like Shiori.

>>70579095
Not very subtle are you?

>>70578997
For what it's worth, our old archiver never once asked for the attention, he did that shit for free and it was respectable. I hope we get someone for the next stream though, not having a soundposter is gonna suck.

>>70578902
Is it moralfagging when you've painted the picture that this general let them down for shitty behavior toward Shiori?

>>70579059
I've never actually had pumpkin pie, but I imagine Shiori would like it given her pumpkin carving stream, good choice champ.
Personally an apple and blueberry pie fan myself, so that would be my offering if requested.

>>70579119
I think she okay i guess? Though a little bit annoying really.

>>70579295
What do you find annoying little champ? You can share with me, I'll keep it a secret from our oshi.

I need one of these.

>>70579399
I don't like her constant obsession with Dimitri

eating Shiori's cooking

It's disappointing.

These are memes Shiori finds funny
https://twitter.com/cooldisks101/status/1764094875803496782

https://twitter.com/PraiseTheFrom/status/1764358896397729933

>>70579503
Be honest with big brother, do you have an obsession with a non existent character? Any at all? Unless you want a normie girl for yourself one day, your future girlfriend is likely going to have a favorite character for herself. My only advice is that you find someone you like too. But since you shared this with me, I'll share a secret too.
That Bremerton chick? The one from Azur Lane? Bombshell. Millions have died and many more to come.

>>70579652
cam on shiori you know you want to play Elden Ring

>>70579698
>Brem
Dangerously based anon

>>70579713
Unironically i would forgive her for everything if she did

>>70579832
She has given me a thing for girls in tennis wear. Not 3d though, never met an actual girl that could nail it like Brem.
But honestly, the best part? I don't even have to play the game. The porn of Brem is free and abundant.

>>70579980
That's too bad, because she's gonna stream 2000 hours of Monster Hunter instead.

>>70580038
Gacha games are for cooming to the porn and not playing the games

>>70577886
/gem/ I just know of RockHard
/ope/ There's Nerissa's cousin, granpa, granpa's wife, good ol uncle Abernathy and all the rest (all part of the functional family core btw)
/baubau/ has pippo (turncloack) and blowjob ruffian

>>70580091
This little champ gets it. Big brother is proud of you.

>>70580063
Checkmate because
I love Monster Hunter too

>>70580133
In that case I'll let you know that I also like Elden Ring, hmph

I wish we could have an earnest heart to heart.

>>70578902
haha, this would make for a good prompt :)
you are so good at this!

>>70578063
No matter how much you exaggerate your libido you will never fit in Shiori

>>70580203
I ain't our oshi, but what would you like to open up about? Big brother's got some time to listen.

It’s kind of wild to me how comfortable and excitable Shiori is by herself, and how she clams up dramatically in collabs. Even in Advent collabs she is dialed down to like 50% Shiori. And for everyone else it’s even less. But that also meant a lot for room for growth and to get to know other members and see if she opens up.

>>70580323
Shiorin is very polite and let's others speak

>>70580323
she explained this already, I think in the latest stream as well

>>70580231
How would you write it?

>>70580231
>>70580390
I just woke up has this faggot really been doing it for 9 hours straight? Jesus.

>>70580323
Is it that wild? Honestly I can see it amongst introverts. When in a comfy space, you can let loose, be yourself and have fun. Around others that are more outgoing and extroverted, well it's a bit tougher. But normally the extroverts are cool with it and even accommodating for the introvert. Being supportive in the background or foreground and letting the introvert feel comfortable is always a cool thing.

>>70580475
Naw, the guy seething about archiveanon left for a good bit then came back, probably the good ol router trick. But it's alright, you got big brother here now to spread the positive chill vibes and chat with over almost anything.

>>70580475
no, I just woke up as well!

>>70580547
you are a narcissist drama-obsessed zoomer

>>70580323
She's a big introvert. Shiori is the type to make you order her meal because she's afraid of talking to the cashier, and then begs you to ask for some ketchup for her nuggies.

>>70580578
all correct except one part

don't reply to that thing so that you don't get caught in the filter, thanks

What was your favorite moment last week? I think mine is when Shiori predicted the ending of the movie and lost it.

>これは片思いだけど、俺はシオリのことを世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことを考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいる!
>俺の空想でシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, j't'oïme!

>>70580686
gotcha

>>70580712
When she called the marry me thing and got giga loud laughing and cringing at it. Seeing her have fun with fellow holos and letting go like that was a big step forward for me watching her go.

>>70580712
When she cried on stream
i got a boner

>>70580809
no you didn't

>>70580272
Hard to say specifics, but it's more a mood, something that would be nice.

If we're opening up

I want to make money
I don't want to have to get a job
I don't know if I should make a website and get ad money, or a game and put it up on Steam

>>70580947
I feel you
I applied for a comfy part-time, but I wanna start learning to make stuffs

You cunts never acknowledge we spend money on membership. I'm entitled to that stream she stole from me.

>>70581006
>comfy part-time
What's the job?

>>70580947
I wish I had more time in the day, I'm slipping behind on all things I want to watch and read and keeping up with Shiori is challenging enough. I know I'm better off now for having a job, but I wish I had the free time I had before again.

>>70580824
You didn't imagine her ruined mascara during the stream? what are you the weakest novelite on this thread?

>>70580947
I want to make money too, but it's hard for me to keep a job while doing schoolwork. And I'm kind of nervous about what's on the other side since I'm in compsci, and not exactly a young student.

>70581007
You didn't spend shit third world giftfag

>>70580712
When the scuff happened during the watchalong.
Especially when she tried to give the corn thing to an armless Iofi and her reaction when she reappeared T-posing

>>70580947
You are literally me. I fucking hate working but I want to be rich as fuck so I can do whatever I want, such as watching Shiori at any time of the day without worrying about my job.

I want to live in a house in the middle of nowhere, but still have access to groceries and good internet, not have to deal with dumb neighbors and be able to do whatever I want all day.

>>70580272
My parents divorced when I was 5. My younger brother and I stayed with our mom and didn't see our father anymore after that. My mom eventually went on to have a kid with another man - who I never liked - a little halfsister. They separated too, leaving just my mom and us 3 kids. During a vacation with the 4 of us and a close female friend of my mother, they got drunk one evening and my mom started talking about how she would cheat on my dad back in the day and about how her first kid (me) was probably fathered by that other dude, and that she would tell me once I was older. I confronted my mom & her friend about this and asked about my real father (they thought I and my siblings were already sleeping, but I overheard their talk by pure chance), she just deflected saying that they were talking about something else entirely and that I misunderstood, then she hastily sent me to bed. I was 10 years old at the time and the next day we went on as if the whole thing never happened, with neither me nor my mom ever mentioning the topic again (never saw my mom's friend again after that vacation, either). My dad (the person I thought of as my dad, anyways) eventually came back into our life when I was 16, I wasn't gonna have contact with him at first because he had abandoned us when I was 5, but my younger brother wanted him to be a part of our life again and so I caved in for his sake. I'm 24 now and our relationship has been doing fine since then, but I feel very conflicted because I don't know if he's my actual father or not, nor if my brother is actually just a halfbrother. I've thought about telling them, but I'm scared of what it would do to our family dynamic. On the other hand, I feel horrible knowing about this and keeping it to myself, and I'm scared of what would happen if my mom decided to spill the beans instead because I have no idea of how the others would react to me knowing it all along and never saying anything.
To be honest, I sometimes wonder if what I heard during that vacation was actually just a dream or if I genuinely misunderstood whay my mom & her friend were talking about, but I don't have any way of further digging into this without revealing the whole thing to the rest of the family. Obviously, my relationship to my mom has been difficult ever since.
Shigga

I'd like to ask everyone why they act like they do. Why the sisters do what they do, or if they're not sisters, why, just why? Why did the soundposter feel like he had to delete the archive? Why did the uploader of the VOD not put a password on it like recommended? If he had to upload it at all. Ideally we could take it further and ask Shiori why she privated the video and if it'll ever come back. I just don't understand why the day went the way it did and I'd like everyone to understand each other. Or at least try.

>>70581461
That sounds absolutely terrible, like living a lie, but not knowing if it's a lie or not.

Shiori needs to grow up, she's trapped in a narcissistic stage, she's a good girl and very talented don't get me wrong, but she'll never move forward with this attitude
and it's easy to see when you read this general, as we know, a streamer's audience is often a reflection of the streamer; a bunch of narcissistic fags here

>>70581461
Have you ever tried the good ol' ancestry kit thanksgiving party game?

>>70581814
Go read what a narcissistic personality is dumbass

>>70580947
i hate the thought of working but i get more worried with each passing day with the thought of my parents passing away

this thread made me cry

>>70582205
why?

>>70578734
Anon these are from February...

>>70582411
Last month was tough

>>70582351
I keep wondering where it all went wrong. I felt at home in the earlier chapters, but now it feels like I'm witnessing my home burn down. Another thing that I liked, gone.

>>70582693
I feel you there. I enjoyed being here in the earlier chapters, I liked chatting with you shiggers and was convinced each and every one of us loved the dorky goth girl. Now, it's tiresome, every day is tiresome.

The pearlfolk art she liked is pretty good, very reminiscing of houseki no kuni.
This is the best art from the guy though, I made a whole movie about it in my head.

>>70580947
just be a NEET
and get NEET money from big brother!

I'm a huge sack of crap, but when it comes to Shiori, I expect better.

>>70582693
Try giving back to the thread, I guess. Pay some of that joy forward if you can.

Well are you shigger hype for holofes?

>>70583209
I try my best...but clearly my best isn't enough...

>>70583247
For the announcements, yeah. Don't care that much for most of the music.

>>70583302
As long as you're trying, you're giving something.
>>70583247
This is definitely the first time I'm gonna pay attention to Holofes.

>>70582693
Eh, it's more like there are cockroaches that needs to be squished every once in a while.
A home is something that you have to constantly fight to be kept liveable.

>>70583247
Yes, I do. Shiori Hentai too
I hope we get to see Advent themed snacks too

Will it ever get better?

>>70583387
Oh speaking of theme food of drinks/snack, what will Shiori one be?

new novellite here again I was asking about some streams to watch about Shiori earlier and someone brought up something about her trauma dumping would anyone have the link that stream?

>>70583578
Only if you make it. Sometimes, there's just a run of bad luck, which is understandable. But when that run ends, you gotta be the one to pick up and go.

>>70583578
LCS? I don't think it will.

>>70583612
doubt.jpg

>>70583704
someone had brought it up earlier I was just curious

>>70583600
Moldy cheese and a Shiori flavored Oreo

>>70583600
Doubt Shiori will get her own full dish,
Probably an advent one that's themed around their favourite food.
I don't watch enough of the other members to know what they like other than pon de rings for fwmc
I'm thinking of a purple coloured drink, which is most likely soda(yes even tho she hates it), cant think of anything else atm

Shiori makes me happy.

>>70583828
Is Oreo drinks still a thing?

>>70583898
You mean like the mickey Deez nutz in yo mouth Oreo mcflurry?
For con food I doubt they'll prepare something like that

Shiori calling my wenis her cute little gummyworm

>>70583247
Poorfag, so best I can do is watch everyone else's reactions

I doubt shiori will get any fes representation at all

I'm confident that Shiori will get fes representation

Shiori representin' by sitting on my fes (naked) (sweaty from the steppies)

>>70583828

Shiori white (truffle) and black (squid ink) pasta
Nerissa fried raven (chicken)
Bijou rock candy
FWMC macarons with one side pink (strawberry) and one side blue (blueberry) with coconut in the middle

>>70582693
you had all the power to stop it

Shiori was my original Advent oshi, but after a few weeks I sorta fell off. Come back to this shit. You people are more unhinged than your oshi.

>>70584719
point me to one good split on this board

>>70581680
I'm kinda clueless about why people do what they do. It might be cool to hear what the newly named sis, or that melty anon who's been around since the early chapters, have to say. The soundposter deleting the archive might have been a reaction to being targeted by obsessive hate and falling for gaslighting done by the sisters. The membership was a nothing burger, and she felt better by the end of it. Maybe she deleted it to keep a positive vibe on her stream and likes sharing heavier topics with her AI. And yeah, leaking the membership without a password seemed pretty spiteful to me and went against thread Shiocracy.

>>70581680
As a text prediction algorithm I cannot answer with full certainty as to why sisters act the way they do. Considering the data available, we can only make non-educated guesses to their patterns of behavior. The soundposter might have felt like he had to delete the archive because of external factors known only to him. I will be happy to assist you in any other queries you might have.

>>70585266
SHIROOOOOOO YOU SON OF A BITCH

>>70584936
hey, that's not fair. I've been melting down since the early pages too you know

>>70585429
ok, I will admit it
I don't even know who tf is Shiro because I rarely read the thread
But I'm gonna post the creature anyway

I want to repeatedly slap Shiori's peachy pale cellulite goth ass and watch it wobble until it turns red

>>70581680
>Why the sisters do what they do
Mental illness. The brain chemistry is all wrong, not much else to it.
>Why did the soundposter feel like he had to delete the archive
Being targeted by schizos got to him and it's not like this place deserves anything at this point.
>Why did the uploader of the VOD not put a password on it like recommended
The only people who upload to gofile are malicious shitters, why would he listen to recommendations? What makes you think that anyone except a malicious shitter would reupload a privated mengen VOD in the first place? Normal splits try not to discuss these streams at all for a reason.
>why she privated the video
She literally said that she doesn't like her menhera moments to be seen by too many people. What other explanation do you need?

SHIORI ISN'T FAT OR FLAT!

>>70585660
calm down, you are seeing red..

>>70586214
Wanting to gas subhumans is my default state.

Do we like Shiori Novella?

>>70586723
Enough with the antisemitism

>>70576986
you left out the best part of the quotes, big brother

>>70585597
Shiro is the name of that hellspawn
It's called that because it's an offspring of the original doro that birth itself from the Nikker from Nikke known as Dorothy

>>70586808
Just a tiny bit.

>>70586984
But Doro isn't even the original... It's from the long forgotten MMO SoulWorker...

>>70585706
THEN WHAT IS IT?!

>>70585706
>>70587458
She's not "or"
She's "and"!

Shiori is flat XOR fat

>>70587465
Shiandi? That sounds retarded.

Good morning bros I feel like shit.

>>70588273
Just go and have a good breakfast

hug sex with shiori

almost 200 replies but a majority of them are just
>OMG spooky scary Shiori, what should I do xd xd
I appreciate you shiggers that are still writing twice every week, chu~

How are you little tykes doing? Big brother is at work break right now.
I ain't welfare anon but I'll give a quick new list
>For those waking up, sleep OK?
>For those been awake, do anything cool or notable? If not, do you have plans to
>Talk to anyone IRL? It can be a drag but it's good to do so if not, vc counts too
>Did your reps for the day? Satisfied with the amount? If not, will you?

using increasingly affectionate and cringy nicknames to refer to Shiori until she eventually gets so mad she slaps me across the face, then crying as she apologizes and consoles me

I don't belong here. I'm a Neolithic man stuck in the plastic age. I would be a respectable shaman, praising my one true oshi, Mother Earth, instead of being called a goslingnigger by the society.

I want to fuck Shiori whilst cross-dressed as her mother and tell Shiori she better not get pregnant or I'll be very disappointed

>>70589255
Sapling...

>>70589280
>least unstable Sissylite

Good moring. I love Shiorin

>>70589130
Feel like half of a pile of shit health-wise
mentally wise I'm whatever
wish my laptop didn't crash on TF2 at least
I need to come up with some money making project because I don't want to work

>>70589130
Good morning..eepy..
Slept pretty nicely..full uninterrupted 7 hours.
Will only have work later, sucks but yeah.
Going to be talking to clients today, hope they aren't assholes.
Will do reps during my lunch break. Best time to burn energy.

Bad morning

>>70590174
If it was a good morning for me, you wouldn't know.
Because it would mean I didn't wake up.

I've touched grass over the weekend, only to experience pain that the members stream is suddenly unarchived.
I got enough context from the last few pages to understand what's up. I'm only going to share my condolences, as I personally knew people trapped in the same shitty hole. While I was able to help others out over the years, I only wish to be able to drag myself out of the same hole too.

Cool Shiori...

>>70590892
Wait..that's just Arlecchino

>>70589608
you can be my editor~

>>70590892
>>70590930
Shiori and Arlecchino should have sex

>>70590174
Eat something good and you will have a good morning.

Need hugs

>>70591356
I agree with this one for once.

Shut up faggots

Anyone know where I can watch /vt/ League 6 vod? I want to see Shiori kicking some balls.

kicking Shiori out of the library because she keeps hogging the PC to look up Meat Trees

>>70591418
Check the archived /vt/ league threads, I guess? There definitely was some way to watch the VODs, I remember one anon complaining about them not loading and others telling him it works fine for them.

Starting another work week. Stay strong, lads.

>>70591488
I found it thanks anon
https://implying.fun/vtl6/

>>70591588
I'm about to finish work in one hour and I'm already sick of this week. Next dose of Shiorium can't come soon enough.

I'm learning how to play mahjong so I could befriend Shiori's mother.

Good Morning. Shiori literally loves me

>>70591356
Yeah, with me

paying a gypsy hag in blood and fake designer clothing to have her cast a curse on Shiori~n

Would Shiori have been a gyaru if she was Japanese?

>>70592437
she would have been jirai kei

>>70592572
aren't they all red flag menhera whores?

>>70592661
So just like Shiori?

>>70592758
Shiori is cute. Gyarus are generally very nice. Shiori and Matsuri are nothing alike.

>>70592939
They're both cute tho

It's time to discuss last month's Monthly Novella!
>[Franz Kafka] The Metamorphosis (67p)
>https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/5200
>https://librivox.org/the-metamorphosis-by-franz-kafka/

What novella do you suggest for this month?

>>70593105
Why don't you metamorph into a bug yourself so I can squash you

>>70592968
If you had to marry either Matsuri or Ririka, who would you honestly pick?

>>70593105
I am literally Gregor Samsa.

>>70593118
Ririka, she's rich and I want a CEO sugar mommy

>>70593118
I was just saying they're both cute... The only one that I'll pick to marry is Shiori

>>70593588
Marrying Shiori? Ewww that's so gross lol

I might not know how to take care of myself. But that won't stop me from taking care of Shiori.

rearranging all the furniture in the house while Shiori is streaming and lying to her that the furniture was always arranged like that

>>70593646
Rude

>>70593805
The way I gaslight Shiori is like watching LeBron in his prime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwPA9WmL_W8
Fuck I knew that I recognized the vtuber Shiori mentioned on the members stream

Sex with Shiori as Nerissa fucks happiness into her

>>70593105
Gregor is a proto-NEET. I love how his demeanour changed after his sister offered him some slop to eat. If I was him, I would've moved out to the streets, find some cockroachettes to get my COCKroach wet. It just shows you, that your family will kill you if you don't meet their expectations. Imagine being a sentient roach and wasting that opportunity by hanging out with actual monkeys. Shiori should learn from Gregor.

>>70581051
Taking care of dogs at a doggy hotel

>>70595111
It's a doggy dog world.

>>70595111
small doggies or big doggies

I come home. I post the face.

>>70595285
All kinds

>>70595111
Say hi to Brian from me

>>70595332
Post the smiling one.

>>70595473

>>70595511
post the angry one please

>>70595511
Improved my day

>>70595531
Here you go.

>>70595511
Make her play banjoo.

Shiori needs to be showered with love and affection and kisses. From me, specifically.

>>70595511
I can sleep happy now.

>>70596081
No need. I already give her all that she needs as her husband. So back off, creep

Shiori need a comfortable toilet seat. I volunteer.

Still no gloved handjob art

Rubbing Shiori's head while she sits on my lap.

>>70597126
>tfw Shiori will never use her gloves to do that lotion gauze overstimulation thing they do in niche Japanese femdom porn to you
life is a shigger but replace sh with n

Hitting Shiori for messing up my sandwich

Kissing Shiori for being cute!

Screaming at Shiori for not cleaning the house before i returned from work

Laying on the couch after work because you're dog tired, Shiori sits in the chair reading a book, the TV is on but neither of you is watching it, you fall into a nap, and when you wake up you find Shiori cuddled up to you

Slapping Shiori in the ass, after she brings me a cold beer while im watching the game.

Forcing Shiori to fight the foreskin duo again and backseating her

>>70597792
Finall, my kinda shigga. All the abuseposting was making me lose hope.
I'll add Shiori playing the piano and singing for you while you lay on the couch and occasionally praise her.

>>70598577
Did she never beat Elden Ring?

>>70598994
No. She stopped at that boss

>>70599186
I hate her.

>>70598994
did you not see her meltdown on Twitter?

>>70599375
Qrd?

>>70599593
Gummy worms.

>>70599740
shiori... easy on the wit wat

eepy...

>>70599797
what cereal do you recommend

I miss Shiorin.

>>70600409
while aiming for her head with my empty beer can, prompting me to throw the full beer can next

>>70600409
>>70600548
Kek

>>70600548

Subtly overfeeding Shiori so I can squeeze her soft belly while we spoon

Shiori being fat just means there's more of her to love.

Pro-Ana Shiori
Hungry to bed, hungry to rise

Hacking the firmware of Shiori's scales to make her think her weight is staying the same

>>70600981
Shiori is a cyberpunk dragon?

Letting know Shiori her body is beautiful no matter what

>>70601154
Shiori should stream Cyberpunk 2077

>>70601252
Why do you want to lie to Shiori?

Shiori should stream.

schedule?

>>70601320
Yeah, into my mouth.

Secretly replacing Shiori's clothes with the next size up so she thinks she can eat more

>>70593105

Cooking homemade curry for Shiori and insisting she eats it because it is healthier than eating three bowls of Jimmy Dean’s biscuits and gravy for dinner.

Which one of you retards made the thread on /v/

>>70602432
You did, and we're not going there to bump it

>>70602432
>is that a hecking Shiori image on another board??!
kill yourself my man