/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

Never buy Towa

Never trust hoshiyomis

>>7049428

Quality aggie folks.

Good neighbors

>>7049468
those idiots can fuck off
comparing is sad

https://aggie.io/cnczidra71
the space in the aggie is pretty much almost full but still feel free to draw or hang out if you'd like!

>>7049468
checked the numbers thread, pretty boring tribalism

>>7049379
If Pomu publicly acknowledges NASFAQ we'll make her IPO.

>>7049379

>>7049646
I'll go nuclear at the game if we get pomucoin before Tamakicoin

>>7049646
if POMU acknowledges NASFAQ. thread will go down hill fast. floor posting will be a thing oh god

>>7049685
what's the deal with her anyways, is she /here/?

>>7049646
Pomu you bitch don't do it

>>7049752
highly unlikely i don't really know for sure, pomu shitposters are a dime a dozen

>>7049646
>No Haachama
>No greeting
Your honk reps bro...

Update: I'm done with NijiJP, over 100 of them jotted down, now tackling the international branches

>>7050071
Anon actually did it

>>7050071
What did anon mean by this?

>>7050157
nijicoins anon, keep up ffs

>>7049379
Why would you push for a niji on a thread made for "members of hololive" ?
I would care if the devs were to make a secondary market for nijis (more shit to trade is always fun) but that's not the case.

>>7050282
because devs are actually considering a seperate market for niji

>>7050282
lurk more nigger

>>7050282
UNITY is UNITY, anon. Branding is just a name when you think about it.
Like cute chuubas.
Like good content.
'ate antis.
Simple as.

>>7050282
not thinking about the potential FAT STACKS OF MONEY for a niji market. disappointing

>>7050282
because its funny

>>7050282
I ain't gonna start a new fresh account for nijis. I'm already on NG+

>>7050282
it was a thread topic the aggie picked up on for the meme, it's entirely the dev's decision and he knows he's opening a can of worms if he goes through with it.

>>7050319
Eat shit and die as well nigger
>>7050311
Didn't knew about that, I should read those threads more often than once a month, but most of them are shit meme so...
>>7050422
Did you read my post ?
>>7050495
We'll see what the future gave us then.

>>7050543
This is nasfaq, not a hororaibu love nest, limiting yourself is boring

>>7050543
>I should read those threads more often than once a month
post wallet

Want to see the worst graph in the history of NASFAQ?
https://files.catbox.moe/f1h97j.png
Saturday, July 24, 2021 4:02:50.754 AM
to
Sunday, July 25, 2021 4:02:47.663 AM

Won't adding 100~ new coins fuck with the site? don't know shit about this stuff so correct me if I'm wrong

>>7050609
Jester is funny to watch. He holds almost nothing during the week and buys before divvies

>>7050628
why would you add 100 coins? we're not gunning for all them

>>7050628
I'd highly assume so because 100 new coins also means 100 new ways of transaction which can be auto-traded. at least the IPOs would be a fucking MESS

>>7050599
Yeah I know it's shit.
I tried to collect every single one

>>7050658
not entirely dumb if it was for good prices, essence of HEDGE. Those Guras are a bit last meta, might want to sell them off and wait for a good deal to come around.

>>7050628
A better option would be to make a separate site. Call it NYJE or something idk niji memes. But make it so that you can interact with NASFAQ in some ways with your nijimoney.

FINALLY we know what this guy is doing
god I love messy graphs.

>>7050699
Looks like he's doing nothing though

>>7050681
I bought most of them when they were a bit lower than their classical tendencies.
For each that are in multiple numbers it's just that I either had money and didn't knew what to do with it, or they are my favourite.
Gura, Marine, Ina, Kanata and Reine.
I don't plan to sell, ever. Just buying more and ever.
Even made a second account just to be able to buy even more each saturday.

>>7050734
wondering how I even am on this, I was out drinking. swore to myself to not spend my divvies money as well, I sold off some coins while away, need to fix my MPP on Lamy

>>7050071
>>7050128
>>7050157
That he delivers.
You here, >>7048187? You'd better add some Nijis. Some of the graduates do still have some or a lot of videos up, too, so have fun with balancing that.
https://hastebin.com/mazerofevi

>>7050763
that strat will work because inflation, but if you want to kick the turbo in ride some daytrading waves. not today because everything is pricy as shit except one coin which is still expensive for a small portfolio

>>7050781
i kneel.

>>7050282
Pomu will be added. And you will like it

>>7050818
I don't watch Nijiis, but if I can help in anyway to crash her price I'll do my best to see all your folios burn red.
They just look like some twitterfag, and their memes as well. I really don't understand why you even watch them.

I panicked and started selling haato 5 hours ago. Oh god please let haato crash I don't want any regrets.

>>7050843
>They just look like some twitterfag, and their memes as well. I really don't understand why you even watch them.
That is hilarious coming from a Holobronie

Never buy Kanata

>>7050886
wrong timeline, anon

>>7050843
Keep seething tribalnigger

B-BUYRyS

>>7050897
don't buy her.

so are pomudachis the new hoshimoyis?

>>7050648
Retardchama...

>>7050282
>>7050543
The devs did mention actually considering it but their answer to it is "no". Simply they are cautious of anycolor bringing legal issue and the fans being rabid when it comes to numbers

>>7050963
And it will majorly attract tribalniggers instead of actual niji fan, see the pomuposters in this thread.

>>7050960
pomufags are invading retards that have left their containment zone and are shitting up other threads.

>>7050960
it's the hoshiyomi that stuck his dick in a CD trying to deflect

>>7051008
>>7050960
Not even. It's some people that are baiting a sperglord. Pay it no mind.

>>7050609
Is that a custom layout? Might want to try that one.

Large image ahead.
Network for the last 15h or so, including top 20 volume above 20 or 30. (Not too sure)
Might as well ask, what are you looking for in these networks? Transactions of certain users? How many people bought a certain coin? Might split coins into multiple nodes to increase visibility.

>>7050781
I, for one, think that >>7048187 didn't read like a "no". Them asking for Python specifically also checks out since their internal update feeder is written in Python and the webshit in node, so there's no reason to doubt the legitimacy.

>>7051053
Where are you going to tell me how to read these spiderwebs, anon?

>>7051059
Fuck, meant to reply to >>7050963

>>7051059
>>7051081
That's not a dev, Anon.

>>7050543
show your wallet

>>7051125
Wait, so... I've just wasted two hours of my life?

>>7051182
HAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING DUMBASS THAT GUY WAS JUST NUMBERS AUTIST

>>7051182
Yes. That anon just up some scrapers to track when videos are restored or privated.

>>7051194

>>7051182
Probably, you should have asked which dev he was before start working on it

>>7051079
Dont try to read them, its impossible.
Just look for specific players, that much should be possible.

>>7051053
any and all graphs in the thread as well as the whole game and playing it is looking for opportunities to shitpost, in case of your graph one would spot oshicoiners selling their oshi. Pay attention to the Haatons, that's some delicious returns right there.

>>7050628
I doubt honk would add hundred new coins if he really adds niji here. Most probably the only desired nijis but honk already said that he doesn't want to risk the game dying because of niji's weird perms.

>>7051182
I mean it's valuable groundwork for any nijifags to pick up and build upon. You could present it over at /jp/'s 2434 thread or does /vt/ even have one? there or whatever, maybe some anon will help building something nice out of it.

>>7051182
"Wasted" is a bit harsh, but if you consider your objective "helping set up a scraper for Nijis to be added as coins" and anything else as "wasted", then yes, you wasted your time.

>>7051248
I once again have to ask for Tamakicoin

I've been watching their oshiboard and it seems that the Haaton-5 have been funneling their haato numbers down the line. They're likely planning a mass dump. Beware of the Haaton-5.

>>7051322
The entire market is planning a mass dump.

>>7051321
The only non-holo adjacent coin I want is virtual gorilla

>>7051348
You have keen insight. Sell your haato now. The adjustment will push her back down but don't be fooled! Do not buy! Beware the Haaton-5!

https://youtu.be/kWD2B4V9_n8
BUY BUY BUY

>>7051397
You're a little late to the party, my good sir.

>>7051397
I want to fuck this Ui

>>7050781
I unironically fucking kneel. You even bothered to give helpful comments and separate out the homos. I'll find some time tomorrow to add some logging to the script so I can throw it on a server. Do you want me to post changes in any particular threads or just here? If I post it here I'll probably format the posts with something like Niji x restored/removed videos or you can suggest something else to make it easier to archive find.

>>7051081
>>7051059
I made both posts, heh. No, I'm not a dev, just someone who made a script to track restored and removed views because I got salty at losing my ranking spot from this shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY
>'e bought le cœur rouge?

>>7051321
I want tamakicoin too but I assume perms is also an issue with her

>>7051473
perms is an issue with fucking Noripro? She's from the doujin culture herself, that'd surprise me.

>>7051494
Tamaki fucking hates getting clipped so I wouldn't doubt it if she hates being onto a fangame

7050879
>still trying to push that shit meme
>>7050901
Not even.
I can understand how some nijis are interesting, but the 3 first from EN ? Not even in dreams.
I should try to watch the 3 new ones, I've yet to see any content from them.

>>7051444
Maybe /#/ would also be interested in this. As for how to make it easier to archive find, just slap an identifier onto the posts, like a certain never-changing image or just a UUID like a9674c5c-362a-4cd2-aa07-e509d961a590 that you put along with the post.

>>7049379
>This is a fake stock market game meant for fun, not a real crypto.
Is this a good way to learn basics of trading? How much do I need to know to get into this?

>>7051138
already did. Here : >>7050658

Coins that we know are 100% confirmed happening:
>Homostars (>>6546352)
>Oyabun (>>6546352)
Coins that have been considered and may come in the future:
>"Honorary Holos" (>>4988144)
>Mamas (>>4988144)
Coins that are incredibly unlikely for the forseeable future and/or would get their own tab independent from NASFAQ:
>Nijisanji (>>4988144)
Undiscussed:
>Indies that are not "honorary holos"

Use this information responsibly.

>>7051571
Clipping is essentially just copypasting. While fangame is an original content.
I find it hard to believe there's a chuuba bitchy enough to hate on her own fangames.

>>7051687
Barely anyone here understands the numbers, let alone would they do well with real stocks. You'll do fine.

>>7049586
and the aggie is finished! it's pretty much almost the same as the one in the op
thank you everybody who decided to come around
楽しかった!
I hope everybody else had fun too
betting was fun, we should do that again

>>7051731
Now the only thing left to do is to convince cypher to partecipate the next aggie and bet 10m on a losing bet

>>7051687
you need "buy high sell low" and a touch of numberfag and knowing what's hot right now and in the future.

>>7051687
probably not a good way to learn, its a fun introduction though, but don't be fooled, real market far far too different with nasfaq, irl market don't have the stock fairies

>>7051687
Do you know what a crab is?

>>7051731
betting? should i have visited the aggie...

>>7051731
>betting
missed the betting, probably for the best...

>>7051901
>>7051915
you can check the superchat page for how that went

>>7052021
wtf happened? someone got pomu'd to quitting?

>>7052021
How do I superchat? There's no button or anything?

>>7051687
>Is this a good way to learn basics of trading?
No, it's like saying that a book wrote by some instagram influencer is a good introduction to shakespear. But with this game you can at least see if you like the number autism
>How much do I need to know to get into this?
Literally nothing

>>7051665
Unless someone wants me to post it here as well, I guess I'll post the niji changes in that thread if it exists at the time. If it ceases to exist I'll just post shit here. I'm not doing something gay like adding a sig to my posts and I'm not tripfagging. I might consider an image at a later date but for now I'll just namefag with something like Video Tracking anon like so. Free to make better name suggestions.

>>7052059
sidebar icons of chuubas to show the options

Hey anons, its not to late to gamble, but instead of fake money, lets use real gains. For every % moved during adjustment, do 1 pushup. red or green, it doesn't matter. if you went red its your punishment and if you went green you take in game gains with real gains. good luck bros.

>>7052063
not true, they need to know the filter answers.

>>7052082
big gains for haato, my body is ready

>>7052089
You know someone's going to spoonfeed the answers everytime

>>7052089
shhh, we don't talk about them

>>7052081
That's a little unintuitive but ok I guess it makes sense

>>7052082
Haato's gonna fuck me up I just know it

You fags are making me want to join in on the aggies despite the fact I can't draw for shit.

>>7052158
Participate in 5 for the discord invite

>>7050869
>I panicked
you know you fucked up anon

>>7052158
there's like one or two people who can draw, the rest of us are pasting in pictures or tracing/copying

>>7052158
I just draw random swastik on the aggie

>>7052158
I can't draw for shit and I've been to some of them.
Half the time it's shitposting in chat and watching a stream in progress, or talking shop.

>>7052158
>not joining for insider trading

>>7052158
the less the average can draw the more SOUL is on the board.
you learn a lot about different posters because apparently all of us are schizos, I mean you knew that about me at least

>mogu got me to buy a okayu share in the aggie chat

dont do it anon its all a scam to inflate their wallets

>>7052217
This. I just sit in a corner and watch people talk.

>>7052242
I resent that. I'm not a schizo, just an autist with a very defined set of skills that weaponize my autism.

>>7052291

>>7051053
I'll give you the script in an hour or two.

>>7052284
Join the conversation faggot, even if you say something retarded it doesn't matter

What the fuck is an aggie?

>>7052333
This >>7049586

>>7052326
I don't know anything about secret chinese restaurants, so I'm content to watch them discuss

>>7052333
the place where the bravest man of this thread come along to ERP as little girls

>>7052380
>the place where the bravest man of this thread come along to ERP as little girls
and little cars

>>7052380
i thought that's discord?

>>7052333
nice digits
its the NASFAQ weekly country club meeting

>>7052415
That's the haaton discord

>>7052415
discord is where Ms. Honk does an ASMR torture roleplay

>>7052413
>and little cars
What the fuck did you do while i was sleeping?

I'm feeling a massive shit coming. Hold it or wait until after adjustments?

>>7052473
Hold it

>>7052473
don't move and RELEASE

>>7052473
Shit through a CD

>>7052473
Hey I don't remember posting this

>>7052167
I went and take a bath and missed it. Damn it.

>>7052544
how long do you take to shower anon jesas

>>7052422
don't be like that, if even plebs like me are welcome everyone is.

>>7052579
20 minutes minimum

>>7052579
found the borgar. 10 minute showers aren't enough to make you clean

>>7052473
already took a dump today, nasfaq now dictates my bowel movements aside from my sleep reps

5 minutes until DEALS lads. well at least we can hope. otherwise hoping for a quick red monday this week but it might get even later.

>>7052640
ms honks slowly controlling your life.

>>7052629
>doesn't shower for 6-8 minutes in cold water
ngmi

inb4 crab-chama

>>7052629
>>7052695
>>7052627
>taking a shower
heh

Don't bog me please

time to bog

>>7052721
ha stinky

ARE YOU READY? PLACE YOUR BETS. CRAB CHAMA OR MOON CHAMA?

also remember your pushups anons

>>7052765
TO THE stinky bogchamma feet

>>7052745
finally another botanposter

35K HOLY SHIT

FUCK ME

HAHAH PANIC SELLER BTFO

huh I think I dodged a bullet. Glad I sold earlier. Fuck yeah

LET'S GOOOO MOONCHAMAAAAAA

>35k
I can feel the dev hate shitpost being written already.

>35k
Are you fucking kidding me

told you so

Just 20 reps for me.

MY ARMS

>1%
My arms will be fine today

bought 60 haachamas but somehow, I STILL LOST A MILLION HOLY SHIT

Are you booty blasted?

Who bought?

>>7052898
>he doesn't know

>>7052898
who else? the haatons

oh no, Haachama's forever broken. Devchamas, fix this shit

jesus christ she went 14k up...

>>7052870
who's on discount again? I'm already pushing you up I'd assume

>>7052934
mori the eternal red

>sold 7 hours worth of haato at 20k
>35k

>>7052808
>>7052838
>>7052933
good luck to your arms, anonchamas...

>>7052920
this calls for more than honk, devchama, and dev the third...
I SUMMON DEV IV

>>7052949
with THOSE divvies? fuck it I'm building a position.

FUCK
YOU

>>7052934
>RED TOMORROW RED TODAY
What else did you expect, now go buy more Mori

19x your daily average + a sub tick is worth 220% from baseline. Now you know what numbers your oshi needs to ever do a Haachama, or Coco.
(Suisei 5m views in a day lets gooooooo)

I knew it was coming, and it still hurts. this and the bet.

>>7052920
>implying its not like this on purpose because the devs are haatons

ahah...

>>7052958
Everyone must laugh at
>(you)

>>7052920
good. but fr lets wait for tomorrow adjustment, she should go down massively without devs intervention

>>7052082
>despite haato
Why yes, my strategy is to hoard shitcoins for cheap and watch how they fucking crush each second day and then hoard more. How did you knew?

>>7052958

>>7052975
precisely what I'm doing

>>7052970
mori getting gang'ed again today

Yeah hmm uhmm I don't think I can survive 17x10 but I'll see how far I can go.

>>7052959
don't worry anon, i hold bags on a daily basis

>>7052998
>he doesn't know
she'll probably go up again since everyone will sell her past her rebound

>Ame's going on a break next month
oh god dont fucking pump her

very nice

>>7053020
10k until pekkers territory stop buying miko and go buy calli

the x10 modifier is going to kill everyone.
do them in sets, anons. I beleb

>>7053028
>haatons getting fucked
then so be it, im zeroing my haato stocks so no problemo for me

Feels good to be a haaton

yesterday/today
not late!

>>7053080
how about your arms though?

So uhh, when are the literally retarded devs going to look at the fact that Haatons are literally all at the very top of the leaderboard despite holding a majority of a dead coin and realize the game is broken? Or are they completely fine with the fact Haato is a bullshit free money investment and all you have to do to climb the leaderboard is buy Haato?

>>7053095
good job I just wanted to comment on
THIS

remember to take your meds

>>7053095
BEWARE THE HAATON-5

>>7053095
Big Red Heart!
Every Haaton director is top 20...

>>7053099
FUCK, my noodle arms can't handle it. Im gonna pass out

>>7053106
cypher-kun... he's not going to survive haaton divvies

>>7053100
what do you suggest the devs should do? kill the current gains? do you really beleb that the haato coin got a different algo?

>>7053095
the only one missing from this picture is you honk

Remember that the hatoons are fucking dying tonight, through bog, unity

>>7053095
Mogu...
Tower...

>>7053100
>dev is a haaton
what do you think

>>7053171
mogwho? sorry I only know people in the top 20

>>7053131
Yes, because Haato is fucking retarded. It's to the point I'm about to just fucking buy a million Haato because you literally can't lose money, I'll just keep her one stock under my oshi and enjoy riding to the top of the fucking leaderboard just underneath them. Literally more bullshit than buying Gura used to be.

he's coming. Coming for (you)!

So, is the new meta to just buy coins of chuubas who don't stream for a month? Seems to work out.

>>7053196
do it then. ez

>>7053204
Pump Shion now

>>7053204
I guess? I was definitely checking Iofi's value right now just to be sure I get some

>>7053166
lol
the coin will drop to like 20k if that and then start going back up.
You're retarded if you think they're losing anything, by the end of next month the top 5 positions on the leaderboard will all be Haatons

itt: retards

I shouldn't have doubted Haato and should've bought a shit ton more. Guess I'm stuck in this position forever as I missed a big adjustment.

>>7052958
Let's be honest, today's pump&dump have maximum estimated profit of something like ~1mil. For the present leaderboard ratings it's like nothing, you didn't lose much even if didn't participate at all if you not poor

>>7053222
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>>7053204
Only the broken dev favored ones like Haato. Normal dead coins like Shion, Ayame or Coco don't go anywhere. But it's totally not Haaton bias, it's totally just normal behavior of the coins!

>>7053095
GEE, HAATONS
HOW COME THE DEV SUCKS YOUR DICKS INSTEAD OF MINE

>>7053225
what an insight, you deserve the nobel prize.
>>7053231
the 6 ranks I fell for instance is just mikochi going under 5k, a welcome opportunity to buy.
didn't buy a single haato this week, I've been through this.

>>7053242
calm down shionyo

I can never tell if this is bait, there's so many people doing it.

>>7053171
*cough* *cough*
I-im dying. P-please, hold my Towa when I am gone.
*cough**cough*

>>7053242
I even sold mine, it's not like once she tunes into the system with let's say 3 streams a week she'll suddenly be worth 1k+ in divvies

>>7053272
I'm just having fun

>>7053153
>haaton divvies
haatons themselves barely gonna survive till next adjustment, let alone divvies. Cypher is safe.

>>7053274
I did and it hurts. the bet too

>>7053274
tower-san...

>>7053290

>>7053222
>>7053242
>>7053261

>>7052981
>[Deleted]

>>7053231
Anon, I cashed out when I got a networth of 800k and you're telling me I could have more than double my money I want to fucking kill myself

>>7053290
haato divvies are going to be astronomical because of "muh growth" from being stagnant to gaining all these views.

>>7053106
Holy shit, if the hattons managed to overthrow both cypher and yfp we would have been hit with a bogging of biblical proportions

>>7053274
Welcome home.

WHY IS EVERYONE BUYING TOWA STOP BUYING TOWA YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO BUY TOWA NEVER BUY TOWA

If everything goes well my 800k divvy investment (all I had) will turn out into 2M
I think I'm winning lads

>>7053261
Not me but surprised someone's actually buying Shion yo
I also stocked up alot because people might notice it

>>7053347
remember when 100mil was a big deal? Yeah, the haatons just casually did that.
the fall will be glorious.
Anyways, we discussed this already but ideas for 100M club? Private Rocket was rejected for being 1B tier last time.

>>7053298

>>7053376
depreshion

>>7053368
I'm just pump and dumping, that divvies position would be hideous

>>7053368
me

>>7053298
Time to get buff for Towa.

>>7053196
I don't really care about it. Even in the real market you get random shit like this because a big company buys a dead company. The risk/reward paid off. Good for them.

Plus in the end it's still a game, there's always going to be some mechanic to exploit. They did it while sticking to their oshi. I fucking kneel.

>>7053379
she is gonna crab

HAATONS ARE FUCKING CHEATING

>swapped places with Mikobro again
>>7053398
depresshion yo...

>>7053383
>>7053298
Also me, cause I have a shit ton of Towa

>>7053419
let her crab at 27k, the thread will fucking riot the floor spammed and the honk = haaton discussion being painfully relevant.

>>7053379
Maybe the skycraper owners?
I'm shit with names

>>7053335
>"muh growth"
doesn't work instantly, just remember coco graduation buff on the first week. At best case they would get up to ~1k or little more divvies, which is still in a grade of total shitcoin for her price.

>>7053417
yeah it is a game, and like every other game, obviously OP plays should get nerfed for game balance. Devs nerfed Guras divvies, but they arent nerfing Haato. pretty obvious whos behind this.

>>7053414
chest tomorrow baby LETS GOOOOOO2

>>7053458
like gura, lets give them time to enjoy the buffs then

>>7053428
I'm currently buying myself up to where I fell from, don't worry. that red number is melting FAST thanks to neurons activating.
>>7053447
5 letters would be perfect, skyscraper I think would also be good enough.
Lambo and Yacht are just nice to type fast...

>>7053458
i'm behind this, i sent zhonk a $5000 supa saying if he ever fixed chammers i would bankrupt him

>>7052082
Today, for once, it's not sub 1, so I won't be applying modifiers.

>>7053458
Change your diaper you big fat fucking baby.

100mil = private jet club?
Pretty sure the highest end private jets can go up to 100 mil

>>7053335
if Haachama managed to sink below 7k, then maybe she'll become a good divvy coin. Otherwise, I'm going to sell off all of these haachamas holy shit

>>7053458
How do you nerf someone taking such a long break their views crash to shit then getting a restored video AND a huge stream on the same day? If Shion came back tomorrow and got 1m views she'd go up 200% as well. All they did was find the sweet spot of buying that would steadily increase her price, relatively risk free.

>>7053481
you're telling me this AFTER I did 100 pushups???

>>7053379
>100M club
What about tycoon?

>>7053440
she will go down to about 28k due to sales and then adjust to 25k.

>>7053479
I'm going back down there once Haato goes back down

Shion's not coming back, not until she settle with her court proceedings

>>7053526
tycoon sounds good, but how about soros

>>7053479
I don't know about skyscraper, it doesn't really sound good.

>>7053526
You can't buy a tycoon

>>7053552
Speak for yourself

>>7053526
the 100M cartel...

>>7053458
>all this time the devs were discord schizotons
It's pretty much confirmand long time ago.

>>7053552
vegas casino?

>>7053379
A private jet is about 100M

>>7053569
not suprising if the haaton-5 are honk and dev 1-4

>>7053593
so jet club? that's quick to type. I'm for it.

>>7053593
private jet makes sense but >two words

>>7053469
Wow, she's for sure uglier than usual.

>>7053596
at least one of the devs is a 35P and he's cool

I suggested learjet or something like that weeks ago, I dunno if there's some other brand that's easy to type and sounds less shit? Bombardier ain't the one.

>>7053635
you got lied to, sorry mikobro

>>7053635
35pdev is a Jekyl/Hyde situation

>>7053379
oil coin barons?

>Don't stream
>Your coin stays stable after a single dive
>Meaning you are effectively a user-driven coin only.
>Meaning that as long as somebody is pumping you, you can only go up.
>When your chuuba streams finally you'll get 300~2500% returns on your investment.
>The only downside is that your divvie returns are shit, but when investing in even shitcoins can feed you almost a million a week that's not even a drawback anymore. Diversify your bonds.

>Have a regular stream schedule
>Your coin moves up and down all the time, sometimes in nonsensical ways, and always in ways out of your control.
>User influence on the coin is minimal unless there's a big event or incredibly low volume.
>Even if you work the market perfectly you'll never make more than 50% on any one transaction, and it will usually average in the 10~20% range.

Explain to me how this system is fair and balanced. Before you respond >he didn't know, I held and benefited from Haato's spike just like the Haatons did, so you can fuck right off with that.
Not streaming should banish your coin to sub-2k over time. Fucking Ayamy was pulling better numbers than Haato for the last month.

>>7053648
let me just point out Haato is Migo's oshi so...

>>7053593
A private jet is about 30M.
You can buy a 737 for 100M

>>7053653
oil barons making me remember those yah threads

>>7053379
>we discussed this already but ideas for 100M club?
Mogu yacht

>>7053671
I can ride a 737 for $200

>>7053635
35P is cool, i like 35P.

>>7053653
oil club?
gotta be a thing you can buy in one go, I'm all for jet

>>7053675
10M is already yacht club. 1M is lambo.

>>7053611
i like it.
Makes sense after lambo > yacht > Jet

>>7053675
THIS
>>7053663
nobody knows and nobody cares, send a strongly worded letter addressed to the devs on their email if it's really bothering you

>>7053630
Towa is CUTE.
Reapeat after me: "Towa-sama is cute!"

>>7053695
just noticed it's all transportation.

>>7053379
rope club

You could probably buy a pretty nice castle for 100m, but it doesn't have a steering wheel.

>>7053705
Towa? More like Toshit

>>7053710
that's a portfolio in the 1000+ rankings.

>>7053720
The moat has a wheel to turn.

>>7053709
yes, because no one gives a single fuck about how many skyscrapers you own

>>7053733
those are tourists

>>7053663
The former is exchanged with constant suffering that your holo doesn't stream daily or just doesn't stream at all

>>7053663
It doesn't work if she doesn't come back, and you're stuck inflating a coin indefinitely, passing the handjob to the Haaton on the left. Everyone (in the general community more than the game threads) was shitting on the Haatons about Haachama graduating, and they stuck to it and have earned the right to rub it in everyone's faces. Risk/reward.

>>7053379
Island club?

welcome Anemachibro to Lambo club
I just checked that now extends to precisely 289

>>7053729
Anon? More like do anhero am i right

>>7053523
Anon, if I try to do 117 pushups I'll die. The modifier has always been optional.

>>7053671
>>7053612
Boeing Business Jet ® Is 100M.
I am in.

>>7053663
Medina had 16% divvie return this week. How does one day of selling Haato for 100+ cycles make up for the shitcoin % return on Saturday?

Jet club sounds dope so I'm voting for that

>>7053774
jet club or boeing club?

>>7053774
built for BBJ

>>7053797
boeing boeing club

>>7053746
It's topical because of Haato, but this is a behavior of ALL no-stream chuubas. Ayame and Shion are in similar positions but pull lower numbers when they return, so you don't see them mooning to 30k every 3 weeks.

>>7053782
Because his haato's just made him 40m in a day.

>>7053806
so does that mean no cultists can join?

>>7053800
>>7053806

>>7053831
sounds good to me fuck em takos and their shitcoin

>>7053746
The next one is Shion. Is she graduating or not, can't wait to find out.
>>7053818
Those two are very EOP filter especially Shion. The giggle oni and the garlic harry potter.

>>7053831
Good, let's go with this one

cultists insta-ban on the 100m club

>>7053829
they only did if he manages to sell them all, networth is a meme.

>>7053829
This is how I know this thread is filled with retards. Does Okayu going up 50% in a day make mogu a permanent top 20?

>>7053729
yes! this is the content I've been waiting for! you're right! you've always been right! please never leave me again baby

>>7053856
She won't crash tomorrow, maybe Tuesday. It took Coco weeks to drop back down, I don't know why.

>>7053866
probably yeah.
She isn't gonna crash

>>7053871
lingering views most probably. people watching archives they never watched before etc.

>>7053806
>no cultist
>no towa
>no rushi
>no suisi
but
>chimken
>karem
>chamachama
>and others
Do you really want to live in this world?

>>7053866
This is how I know you're a retard if you think it's going to be one day.

>>7053729

>>7053893
my ultimate goal is getting to place 35 and being as stable as I was down in 50-60

>>7053926
nobody asked you fucking nigger

My oshi is going into the Boing club.

>>7053866
In my heart Mogu is #1 so yeah

>>7053926
I beleb, mikofren.

>>7053904
reading comprehension reps please

Current status of the game made me realize I don't care anymore.
I'll just Oshicoin and meme coin and visit once a week after divs.

It is easy to forget but don't forget haato also got a
550k view video restored counted today as well.

>>7049379
If we're adding a LazuLight member to NASFAQ, it should be Finance the feesh.

>>7053996
Pretty much this, unless devs give players more control over coins.

>>7053949
you're gonna get my status reports anyways you double nigger

>>7054024

>>7053996
That's pretty much what I've been doing for these past weeks. Just still coming here for the thread activities.

I hope you are selling your haato. you don't want to hold her at the next adjustment

devchamas is it possible to add an option to have a strike price limit in the autotrader? I want to buy a coin all the time if it is below a certain value, but it is hard to just guess if a coin will take x amount of cycles to go to a price that I don't want to buy in at when I go to work.

>>7054341
>devchama please play the game for me

>>7054341
coming soon TM

>>7054362
>adding more features to the autotrader is making the dev play the game for you

honk where's my Hiyocoins

Finally made it into top 100.
There are two open director positions for my oshi.
Maybe I'll start oshi coining once I enter the yatch club and tank my growth.

>>7051731
> 5 a.m.
Too early for me to join the aggie this time.
Are you guys european/sea?

The aggie was on the weekends, right?

>>7054554
Mostly burgers I think, it started at 2pm server yesterday.
>>7054561
Saturday night.

>>7054554
depending on who's your oshi, just wait for the next dip and go in aggro. have liquid ready. wait for the right moment, then strike.

>>7054316
The Holy Schizo Haatons were neither holy, nor schizos , nor Haatons.

>>7054628
Oh, thanks, I didn't notice that post.
Noone gave it a bump.
The previous aggie was before the divvy night with multiple mentions, so I found it easily.

>>7054667
The "right moment" was last week when she dipped to her May price, but I was too poor to oshi coin her.
But yea, I'll buy her dips instead from now on, and then sell some of them to make ends meet.

>>7055006

??how are there more coins being sold that bought? where do they go? Is my client bugged?

>>7055101
They are being eaten by this creature, beware

>>7055101
looks normal?

>>7055207
still doesnt make sense if only 8k people sold where did the 5k extra coins bought come from?

>>7049428
keksei lmao

>>7055246
divvies? the fuck, people have coins already.

>>7055246
what the fuck are you talking about?
purchases+sales = total transactions?
wdym by 5k extra coins?

This sucks. I usually earn 3% per hour after adjustment but I barely move 1% after 2 hours today. Haachama is crashing faster than I can make money AHHHHHHHHHH!

>>7055320
do not talk to the retarded.