/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>70504862

I want to take ecstasy with Airi and Erina.

I think your oshi SUCKS

What are your top 3 Pokemon that you would get a plush of?

i love runie a normal and sane amount.

>>70504949
I'm not a girl

Can we not talk about the talents having sex with dogs in this thread?

Runie wife
Runie life

>>70504949
Zeraora, so I can beat it up in honor of Pippa of course, Turtwig, and Bulbasaur.

>>70505026
But Rie is streaming?

>>70505000
Youre just a sad insecure joyless little man?

>>70505026
Which Phaser do you most want to see take the knot, /pcg/?

>>70504862
>>70504889
NOW (Literally right now)
Chisaka Airi (04:30UTC | LIVE | Pinball)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqy-g8YiJKo
Himemiya Rie (04:00UTC | LIVE | Doki Doki Literature Club)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yuWBkn4wRQ
Kaminari Clara (05:00UTC | LIVE | Outlast)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK8H3BgS7R0
Utatane Nasa (05:00UTC | LIVE | ASMR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3lJ2aQrA-4

SOON
Ayase Yuu (09:00UTC | 2h30m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams

LATER
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 4h30m | Earth Science: Geology of Japanese Islands)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNnZKLfDp_o

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Saya

>>70504896
I want to take some Clara with ecstasy

>nasa nyans
OOOOOOOOOO

>>70505095
your dad

>>70505069
My friend has multiple of the life size Pokemon plush, I just don't care about em

[Airi news] She's feeding the Tesla rrats hard right now

>>70505095
Saya > Nasa > Pico > Tenma > Jelly > Eimi > Yuu > Shiina

Friends are like birds, if you kill them they die

Scold me Airi

how come michiru ai pics are so much hotter than every other phase connect ai pic i've seen

૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა

>>70505228
Why did I expect something to happen at the end?

>>70504949
idk about a plush but I would really go for a large statue of Aggron and Mega Aggron.

>>70505315
I've seen the same exact thing said about every other talent in this company

>>70505326
|、
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>>70505399
૮(´｡• ᵕ •｡`)ა

Why the fuck is Pippa streaming at 1am tomorrow?
She's gonna cancel anyway won't she

>>70505095
chase i thought you killed yourself after henri died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOiCdQ_jZSU&t=25s

>>70505466
1. Family stuff
2. Yeah, probably.

>>70505457
∧,,,∧
( ̳• · • ̳)
/ づ

What's next on the WEG game list for the girls

>>70505466
>Why the fuck is Pippa streaming at 1am tomorrow?
Why don't you watch streams?

>Pippas favorite website
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What phase talent would saint floyd watch

Clara will be Japanese. She will have an ancestry, she will have citizenship, she will have skills that would make Japan want her. She is an outgoing self-loving Japanese woman excited by the future of her mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to wider Japanese audiences into a beautiful example of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' she gets from other people in this position couldn't be better in helping her believe that spending years of her life learning a globally useful language to a native speaker’s level was a worthwhile use of her time, but one can't expect that an individual as wonderful as her will ever know the value of the youth she spent wisely in doing that. Actual Japanese are utterly accepting of her. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify real Japanese women from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if her written text of self-confidence and attention commanding akin to a real JP idol somehow flies under the radar (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately accept and embrace her when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a masterful Japanese speaker in all aspects, but worth no less than than her inspiring hard work, stunning accomplishments, and extraordinary likeability. She will always be happy. She wears a genuine bright smile and laughs to herself how lucky she is to be a real Japanese woman, as she projects her idyllic traits onto her entire fanbase. However, deep inside she feels sadness and empathy creeping up like a weed, reminding her to be the best she can be even under the unbearable weight. She knows that not everyone can be as Japanese as she can, and not even her stunning display of talent and charisma can help everyone else be as Japanese as she is. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - she’ll buy a Japanese text book, teach a class, show the world how, and guide a new age of being Japanese. Her parents will find her, proud and honored they could be the parents of such a Japanese woman. When she passes after a long healthy and fulfilled life they’ll enshrine her with an idol figure marked with her oshi mark, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Japanese woman is enshrined there. Her heart will live on and inspire the many hopeful Japanese, and eventually all that will remain of her legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Japanese. This is her fate. This is what she chose. There is no turning back.

>>70505692
>pippas favorite website
You're missing a few words that she had in that tweet.

>>70505720
Phase Friend Filian
https://files.catbox.moe/kr9s2q.mp4

>>70505720
Clara because she takes my breath away

>>70505759
Filian is just so based, one of my top 5 vtubers for sure.

>>70505869
list all 5

૮(ྀི ⩌⩌ )ྀིა
Pippa you have basic bitch taste in kaomoji websites all of the best ones are japanese blogs that look straight out of the early 2000s

>>70505886
Towa
Twap
Tortellini
Tower
Toi

This girl is funny

>>70505886
Pippa
Filian
Kirsche
Itsagundam
Nux

>>70505997
...

>>70505985
I'm conceptualizing it

marimari_en sounds fine.
pippa had a woman moment.

>>70505997
You should honestly consider suicide

guys is pippa fine

>>70505886
Pippa
Grimmi, Filian
Mari Mari, Nyanners

Pippa knows what happened to building seven

>>70506139
meant for >>70505997

>>70506100
Her bull (me) bruised her throat and gave her boyfriend a black eye

Anons, do talents actually care if you chat in other Phase talent's streams?

Lemon woman called me a whore...

It should be illegal for children to access the internet

>>70506190
I don't chat

>>70506119
Filian will do anything for her fans. Even run over legos barefoot.

>>70506190
Embrace your whorishness anon. Aim for the Phase harem.

>>70506190
10ma called me out for jonging with other girls

>>70506177
Actually did think about replying to that post with it.

>>70506190
It's just kayfabe don't work yourself into a shoot brother

>>70505886
Pippa
Airi
Dizzy
Clara
Fillian

>>70506229
>camila
Every time I see her I just think of that one clip...

>>70506190
I don't know, but I literally only ever chat if Lia is mentioned.

>>70506315
She's a shondo enemy, therefore a phase enemy

>>70506349
She's a white mans whore as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71z7JMMzqvo

I'm watching Panko's Limbo stream and she's so retarded it's gone beyond cute and become painful. How does she make it through life like this?

>>70506410
White men don't want that fat hog she's a black mans dream.

>>70506280
Thanks Anon. Needed that.

>>70506084
To be fair, this is MariMari here. She's a gym rat who can handle five men at once.

>>70506084
>pippa said she wasn't feeling in the mood to stream
How does marimari_en sounding fine have anything to do with Pippa not being in the mood to stream?

If Airi doesn't raid Rie I'm going to throw my laptop out the window then jump out of the shattered window 8 floors to my deatch

>>70506591
I wish I was in that hotel room. I would have loved to gangbang this little slut

>>70506190
Yes, whore

>>70506740

>>70506740
I would have been the 6th guy

Eimi poster is the one posting the lewds. He's always the first to reply

>>70506768
>A$
all of them combined are like $3 total

Clara's run of Outlast is absolutely frustrating to watch.
Total streamer brain.

>>70506730
>deatch

>>70506190
Lumi also says to support the other phase girls and even made it a point to say it's Pippa's birthday soon at the end of her stream so I don't think she cares all that much

>>70506740
I hope she kill herself

>>70506190
>whore
that is a term of endearment for her

>>70506856
That's a year's salary over there

>>70506856
3.91USD ea

Yes.
https://twitter.com/h2osakana/status/1764184279830135135

Just learned the term slag. Who's the biggest slag in Phase?

>>70506730
The game was rigged from the start.

RATE THE WOLF
RATE THE PONBALL
RATE THE WORK TALK
RATE THE STREAM

>>70506730
goodbye

>>70506971
Your mom.

That bitch Airi has been streaming for over 4 hours now just to spite Rie. I can't go on living in a world where Rie suffers

>>70506953
fucking fishman...

>>70506768
Refilia membership, but no Chinchilla???

>>70506994
I'm not clicking because I know that pole

>>70507000
show me image (12)

>>70507018
blindchama...

>>70506994
glad to know that you will kill yourself

>>70507042

>>70506987
All the Pons fell asleep but I had fun for the parts I was there/10
I dropped out when Nasa started and came back after she ended

>>70506190
just get banned from all their chats like a certain beloved fanartist.

>>70506987
I love Aira/!10
Simple but neat/10
True and real/10
7 Sakana fanfic readings/10

>>70506987
comfy/10

I played Balatro for 10 hours today. This game is unironically too addicting, as in actually capable of fostering addiction. I hate how the day just passed in the blink of an eye, but I can't stop myself.
I blame Tenma and Lumi for this.

I'll do that for you hime

>>70507144
yeah, kill yourself

>>70507138
Yeah, same.

>>70507051
Sorry anon. Apologies.

>>70507071
Kawaii desu

>>70506119
>Nyanners
This here used to be a pink cat bad neighborhood...

Was out at locals all day today, miss anything good?

>>70507235
Depends on what you're into.

>>70506740
Why is Hina yiiking out back there

>>70505261
Thanks for the wisdom crackanon

Love you Pippa, happy birthday, hope you feel a bit better today. I'm gonna pass out, have a good night everyone.

>>70507228
They are seething about Yuko now. May they seethe eternal.

>>70507286
She was really, really stoned out of her mind.

>>70507235
>runie kino
>airi stream
>hime kino is still going

Why does hime work twice as hard, stream twice as often, and make her content so much more creative but she still receives so much hate? I understand her frustration because damn. Do her coworkers actually hate her?

>>70506190
I think they care a little even if it doesn’t make much sense

>>70507235
not really, we lost at divegrass then everyone just kind of collectively fucked off after that and now threads are several shades of brown

>>70507235
runie gf

Why is Clara walking like that?

>>70505997
Honestly cut out Nux and it's not THAT bad. I never even thought of who mine would be desu.

>>70507370
Man, AI is crazy.

>>70507370
what's the term for something that's too real looking? this is it

does muyu think I'm a pedo for liking her

>>70507436
Yeah

>>70507370
how did she do that

Who have you masturbated to today?

>>70507353
She's retarded and sabotages herself

>>70507461
Panko

>>70507461
K P

>>70507461
(you)

>>70507297
Hime in a competitive taking it up the ass competition when she sees her opponent is a liker

>>70507353
>Do her coworkers actually hate her?
Unironically yes.

We should all just kill ourselves

>>70507297
nice filename

>>70507458
is that a bad thing

>>70507435
>you
>dating a girl like runie
>dating in general
>real looking
KEK

>>70507353
It's because of the menhera curve. There's a sweet spot where you'll get the most love from viewers, just like Ballmer's Peak.

Hime goes way off the deep end...

>>70507353
She's ornery without being relatable, crass without being sexy, inflammatory without being funny, immature without being refreshing. She's someone who unites the bitter irony of millenials with the retardation of zoomers and I don't consider that a worthwhile person to invest even token efforts into.

Watch Rie

(You) and I should kill ourselves. We really should

>>70506730
bye

>>70507555
uncanny valley that's what I was searching for

Just Rie.

>>70507644
Okay when and where

We need to just fucking kill ourselves right now

>>70507284
Most talents desu. But generally Pippa, Muyu, Clara, are the girls I watch the most.

>>70507631
>>70507690
very organic posts

>>70507690
Shes not real.

>tfw no Thomas the Tank Engine mod for Skyrim because of corporations

>>70507353
she was growing again till the homo collab

>>70507727
Right now; wherever you are

>>70507644
I haven't saved Jelly yet.

I'll fix Hime

>>70507911
You can't. No one can.

>>70507906
Okay, you go first and message me when you're finished

How do I keep a conversation going with a cute girl? :(

>>70507988
Neg them

>>70507843
lol no, why do you holofags have so many opinions when they're objectively wrong
Rie's issues go back a long way

We really should just do it, right now. We need to kill ourselves. (You) and I deserve that

>>70507988
Value women less, unironically. It becomes so much easier when you stop caring.

>>70507988
Just talk about your own shit and they'll listen if they like you even slightly

>>70507911
save yourself the trouble and give up

>>70507988
Talk about the weather

>>70507988
Same way you do with men

>>70507727
Saying the n word makes you a loser honestly. The thing that separates humans from animals is how we act if you are going around saying slurs then you aren't human.

nini /pcg/

>>70507988
Ask them questions to get them to talk about themselves. People like talking about themselves and then comment/question on things you hear. It’s a tried and true formula.

>>70508048
You're calling Nasaposter a loser?

>>70508064
nini airihead!

>>70507988
Now and then is fine but why do >We have to have random >>>/adv/ stuff going at every hour of the day now?

Kill yourself, you stupid fucking idiot

No matter what losses a sailor faces the seas rage on. Goodnight /pcg/.

>>70508064
Goodnight.

>>70508064
Goodnight Airihead

>>70508090
Kill yourself nigger

>>70508048
Since when were niggers human?

>>70507988
wait for Ioriposter to come back and ask her what girls like to talk about instead of taking advice from the mostly male dominated /pcg/

>>70508064
>>70508128
rest up lil pon and bug.

>>70508064
Nini final pon, sleep well and be comfy

>>70508128
Goodnight Sailor

I'll kill myself if you go first

>>70507988
show them your cock

>>70507988
You gotta say things that are kinda like bait posts so there's things that they can use to start a new line of conversation. You both just go off on tangents basically. If you can't because she gives one word answers and theres nothing to tangent off of then she's doesn't care and you should find someone else.
-t. never had a gf

>>70508064
Sleep well, lil pon.

>>70508128
Sleep well, lil luvbug.

African Americans

>cute girl in the sales department at work keeps coming over an talking to me
>finally work up the nerve to ask her on a date
>hear that physical activities for dates are more personal than going to a restaurant
>ask her to go on a shooting range date
>tell her about my gun collection
>"Uh no thanks, anon. maybe another time"
>she hasn't talked to me in a week now
Yeah I'm just gonna watch vtubers forever...

>>70505886
Pipkin Pippa
Shipkin Shippa
Slimekin Slippa
Sleepkin Sleepa
OPOSSUM

>>70507138
I can only control myself because I already went wild on the demo before it actually released, hang in there bro.

>>70508101
Like everything else, it gets (You)'s. The common thread between the average threadshitter and posters like that is their desire for attention.

>>70508128
Nini Sailor, may the future bring victory and glory, sleep well and be comfy

>>70508263
do americans really?

>>70508128
nini lovebug!

>>70508314

>>70508325
guns aren't legal in any other countries

>>70508048
Not really, the thing that separates us from animals is our intelligence.

>>70508263
>does an autism approach
>gets an autism result
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>70508263
You gotta work up to the guns anon...

>>70508356

>finally meet your oshi
>she ghosts you because you aren't a virgin
Was it worth it?

>>70508263
Next time just show them your Shondo folder

>>70508370
And intelligence is what?

>>70508263
yeah most modern women are afraid of guns buddy

>>70508263
This is either glowie demoralization, bait or just genuinely braindead faggotry.

What are you fags arguing about now?

>>70508263
Guns and gun ranges are not a first date thing anon you absolute retard

it's fucking over.. i think i'm actually in love with shiina

>>70508263
You might as well have showed her your porn folder you braindead nigger

>>70508263
>anon doesn't know what the girl likes
>she's effectively a stranger
>anon asks her on a date that requires a specific interest
>anon spergs out about his deadly weapon collection to this girl he doesn't know who he just asked to spend time alone with
>anon doesn't realize why he's a fucking idiot
Many such cases

>>70508263
please please please please please please tell me you're fucking joking

aigi in himes chat

Rie just killed my wife

>>70508263
I genuinely impressed by your autism anon, I wish I could be like you sometimes

Nini /pcg/

>>70508561
oh now that's unfortunate my friend

>>70508044
I dont talk to men either.

i don't want to date or meet or fuck my oshi, stay in the computer bitch, i'm good.

>>70508561
You fucked up

>>70508688
nini utanationalist!

>>70508688
Nini brother, sleep well and be comfy

>>70508561
Good taste. I think Shiina is genuinely the best wife material in the company unironically and I don’t even watch her much.

>>70508688
Sleep well and wake in glory.

>>70504949
Heracross because he kicks ass
Mudkip for le epic memez
I dunno, Tentacruel?
I feel like Pippa asked chat what our favourite Pokemon was at least once, and she is cross-referencing the responses with the spreadsheet because she's bored...

>>70508688
rest up lil doragon.

>>70508561
RIP, you're not supposed to unironically fall for vtubers. Still, chose one of the best ones, just don't schizo or try to become a stalker

>>70508356
He'd call me up every couple of weeks
From South California
Talk about the desert and the Joshua Tree
And his pretty girl stories
And how he bought an Airstream trailer and a J-45 guitar
Said "Anon, you'd love it out here
Out where the wild things are
Ohhhh it's hearts on fire and crazy dreams
Ohhhh the nights ignite like gasoline
And light up those streets that never sleep when the sky goes dark
Out where the wild things are
And they said he hit that guardrail at half past three
Lit up those streets that never sleep when the sky goes dark
We buried him out in the wind 'neath the West Coast stars
Out where the wild things are...

>>70508688
nini

>Stream
>Mogged entire Phase
it's so easy when Doki get serious

>>70508704
good, less competition for me

>>70508836
>not a new IP
glum

>>70508688
Goodnight Nasaposter

>>70506730
Does it count if Clara raids into her after Airi raided into her?

>>70508692
>>70508722
>>70508741
>>70508805
it hurts so much but man do I love her... like just seeing her tweet about something silly makes my day... FUCK

Phaser for this feel?

>>70508836
>Not a new IP
I'm going to find you and rape you

>>70508561
Almost as grim a state as whoever gifted me a memba to a prism girl two days.

>>70508836
Why are you brown

Pippa love~!

>>70508836
cyan = blue?

>>70504949
Ditto, Dratini, Gligar

How do I convince Runie to date me

>>70508942
Is this the right image, or do you mean to show us how you slapped a hole in your desk with your gorilla strength during a heated session of counter strike?

>>70508836
Nice try nigger, I watch Doki too. Maybe next stream she’ll learn how to read wolf tutorials.

>>70509043
Your first-ever date should never be a vtuber. Now go to bed. The roneryposting is getting really tiresome.

>>70508424
Anyone asking this in this context is attempting to draw the interlocutor into a quagmire; it's perfectly clear to any layperson the mental quality anon is referring to, even if you can apply Plato-style gotchas to stymie a naïve person's attempt at precisely defining it.
TL;DR: you're a fag

>>70508942
Why is your desk made out of cardboard? How poor are you?

>clara struggled with an eating disorder
What the idol industry does to a mf

>>70509099
Did someone say ron?

>>70509261
back to /jong/ with you before I start dropping >names

>>70509180
White people can't compete with Asian genes

>>70509261
>QB stream singlehandedly saving /pcg/ from jongposting
wew

>>70509426
Its a mystery how any of the jongers are still going. She was streaming for like 9 hours.

>>70509484
Jong or die

Good night.

Rie play snoot game

>>70509484
Because QB cute. And I'd be awake at this time anyways given its only a few hours after Pippa stream time.

>>70509564
you should shoot yourself

>>70509307
no

>>70509564
Why would I replay snoot game?

>>70509552
nini claraposter!

>>70509552
Goodnight Joltjunkie

>>70509552
Nini lil battery, sleep well and be comfy

>>70509631
>Mahjong Soul didn't rerun Kaguya for Valentine's
It still hurts

>tomorrow is competitive ranked sex with hime

>>70507460
she had it planned, even the post here was planned
this woman is a professional

Did anything interesting happen in the last 8 hours?

>>70509822
I finally got married to Rie

(You) really should kill yourself

>>70509822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqy-g8YiJKo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJfOy_XCROY
Both of these streams were really good.
Also I thiiiink Prism Project's through the last of its announcement streams.

>>70509564
Will pippa ever finish it

>>70508986
yes you fucking retard, cyan is a shade of blue

>Hime raided Scarle again
>essentially doubled her viewcount
>again
Grave.

Goodnight /pcg/

>>70504949
Umbreon, Flygon, Articuno

>>70510067
FFFFFUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUU chchuchuchuuuCHUUUUU~

>>70510050
What's wrong with Scarle? given I've never watched her the only bad thing I've seen is she isn't actually a spicy Latina like the model suggests

>>70504949
Jormuntide, Jetragon, Lamball

>>70510067
nini

Thinking about starting a /fit/ness channel on YouTube where I wear phase merch and drink phase coffee as a pre workout. Id also do this but where I go around showing everyone a video of my oshi Runie. Would you be interested? I'd like to shed the appearance of /pcg/ being a bunch of out of shape neets

>>70510091
pretty neat anon.

>>70510177
How much gear are you on? I only watch fitness channels where the creator dies a couple years in

>>70510159
With Scarle? Nothing that I know of. She's just very emblematic of how little support that corpo gives anyone since they debuted a bunch new people while she was low 3view, locking at that level permanently.
Also she's Latina x Pinoy which is like double mexican or even mexican to the power of five.

>>70510067

Give me your best merch idea

>>70510067
Nini Michiposter, sleep well and be comfy

>>70510230
Ember ona hip

>>70510067
nini michiposter!

>>70510120 Frink you pal.
>>70510175
>>70510228
>>70510268
>>70510282

>>70510230
Coffee mugs. Just make them a fucking thing already it makes no sense why they're not

>>70510312
Too much overhead required from having to replace broken mugs

>>70510230
>outdoors stickers
>M U G S
>scent trees (the stuff you put behind your reaview mirror)
>custom colognes designed by the talents
>shopping bags
>salt & pepper shakers

>>70510230
Phase connect boxer briefs

>>70510296
CHUUUU~

>>70510230
Shogi set
Bottle opener
Memory-themed cooking utensils

>>70510230
Small wearables that can be easily modified into different designs like athletic sweatbands, hats, patches, tshirts, etc. Throw the oshi mark or a symbol for the talent on in an inconspicuous way so people could wear it in public no problem.

>>70510230
panko manko mold casting

>>70510230
Rie buttsex

>>70510067
Late goodnight Michiposter

>>70510355
Not nearly enough to stop it being very profitable with Phase Connect™ pricing markups

>>70510230
mugs you sell coffee this should be obvious

>>70510439
>Bottle opener
They tried that and completely fucked it up with Tenma's.

>>70510230
Sex coupons

>>70510230
water bottles like the trend

I think Sakana should sell coffee grinders

>>70510516
>completely fucked it up with Tenma's
How so? I wasn't around for it, seems hard to fuck up

>>70510230
>Everyone saying oh no my broken mugs AIEEEE
Give me a good coffee themos then. Like a stanley cup but not shit and full of lead. Laser engraved with my oshi's face.

>>70510230
Pippa's coat, but bathrobe
Martin plush
Lia creature plush
Phase honey, but the label has Beeko with a blurb saying "harvested fresh from Mike Honey"
bunny girl standees of the girls who didn't get one
Mugs
emburger keychain
Phase GFE RPG fully voiced by them complete with their own separate routes. I doubt they nor fish would agree to sex scenes but it would be nice
Better valentines voice packs because these were awful

>>70510607
Whoever made the file for production was retarded and didn't match it up to the standard bottle size, so it was much bigger and worthless as a bottle opener

>>70510559
>only $79.99
>plus tip

>>70510633
How the fuck did they manage that? Did no one prototype it at all?

>>70510230
Chibi bobbleheads

Sell me Clara's sweat in a jar with a certificate of authenticity. I will send a sample to get DNA tested to be extra sure it's not just from Dizzy

>>70510667
>How the fuck did they manage that?
It's Phase Connect management.

>>70510230
the onaholes

>>70510690
they pretty much know people will buy whatever mediocre product they put up because blind loyalty

>>70510663
10 bucks on amazon
just slap pippa's face on it and charge 30

>>70510667
The problem is that 90% of all staff budget goes into wranglers that keep the girls from killing themselves or staging a fucking uprising so other background stuff has to be handled by the fish himself.

>>70510559
This would unironically sell. I know a pretty sizable amount of people who buy the Phase coffee or have bought a pack that included coffee don't have one so they have to give the coffee away, throw it out or buy a grinder

>>70510230
Pipellows! :D

>>70510230
jelly headbands

>>70510230
Phase talent themed phones

>>70510795
But stamped like it was made of Pippa's skin

Sell me their live2d so I can do unspeakable things to them

>>70510685
Just sniff it; no way you could confuse Dizzy's odorless Asian sweat with what Clara secretes.

>>70510230
pico lamps/flashlights
you wont even need batteries

>pico trying so hard to force her meme of choice
>people here still stuck on the bright thing
eops, will they ever learn

>>70510849

>>70507557
That "sweet spot" is going to be different for everybody. To me she's basically perfect. Trying to appeal to everybody just leads to slop.

Fishman should buy some deodorant in bulk, shrink wrap them with Phase images, and then hand them out for free at Offkai

would it be wierd if i send Lumi a maro about the dream i had about her last night?

>>70510230
phasers

>>70510230
tshirts

>>70510935
>last night i had the strangest dream
>i was in my room by myself
>but all of a sudden there was not just me there but a hundred Lumis
>a thousand Lumis
>the strangest thing was it felt good
>i felt like i was part of something
>like I belong
i hope i have the same dream tonight

Goodnight /pcg/

Having now listened to quite a bit of Loki's sister I'm half convinced Loki's goal for becoming a vtuber is to line up an off collab and touch her boobies

>>70510623
>Martin plush
they already did this for Lumi's birthday

>>70510990
Nini Hostage, sleep well and be comfy

>>70510230
Intern-kun is writing all your responses to Sakana

>>70511029
I still regret not getting this because I wasn't a fan of Lumi's yet

>>70510230
Ember and Tenma onahole

>>70511105
maybe they'll have some left for sale at Offkai or birmingham

>>70510230
This is one of the girls asking for ideas on what to suggest as their birthday merch

>>70510230
>>70511217
If it's Rie she should sell a silicon buttplug

>>70511187
No way in hell I'm going to a convention and hanging around vtuber fans, fuck that

>>70509180
I thought people who can sing opera are fat?

>>70510230
fucking full-sized mugs with non-cringe images. Here, now I will buy your merch, maybe even for multiple talents

>>70509180
nothing a good dicking from me cant fix

>>70511066
Oyasumi

>>70510990
>>70511359
Nini

>>70510990
late nini hostage!

>>70511423
>>70511465
Late Oyasumi

>>70510989
That was no dream, friend. You have been assimilated by the Gumi collective. Remember: Lumi is a normal human being just like you and me.

I lost my shit laughing at the Toxic Muyu clip. So many vods to catch up.

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>>70511694
>>70511694
>>70511694

I love Lumi!
I love Miia!

>>70511898
WEMEMPH

>>70508222
You actually aren't that far off the mark though, if anyone gives you one word responses it is them being polite, and even if they actively engage they could just be a good listener being polite.

>>70508561
We poison ourselves embracing vtubers like how people smoke and drink booze. You aren't suppose to take a full dose and lose yourself. RIP anon.

>>70507542
nah, she's into it as well

>>70510230
Cuff links
Enamel pins
Tasteful color themed ties

>>70511217
>asking during SEA hours
wow didn't know they had the most disposable income and purchasing power that's crazy