/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>70497241

stinky

Who's the better cook, Wemi or Memory?

i love runie a normal and sane amount.

surely this thread will be better than ever!

YOU ARE ALL STINKY, SMELL NERDS!

i like lumi

>>70497315
Wemory...

>>70497315
Right now it's neck and neck, but I believe in the memory arc

>>70497368

>>70497368
THAT'S A GIRL WITH A HEADBAND

>>70497315
Memory but I need to see a full blown Wemi cooking stream to know for sure.

>>70497241
>>70497289
NOW (Literally right now)
Chisaka Airi (04:30UTC | LIVE | Pinball)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqy-g8YiJKo
Himemiya Rie (04:00UTC | LIVE | Doki Doki Literature Club)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yuWBkn4wRQ
Kokoromo Memory (04:00UTC | LIVE | Memory Cooking: Tomato Risotto)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf2i60a9Mkg

SOON
Kaminari Clara (05:00UTC | 25m | Outlast)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK8H3BgS7R0
Utatane Nasa (05:00UTC | 25m | ASMR)
https://www.youtube.com/@UtataneNasa/streams

LATER
Ayase Yuu (09:00UTC | 4h25m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 6h25m | Earth Science: Geology of Japanese Islands)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNnZKLfDp_o

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Saya

>>70497520

>>70497520
Delete this post and then your life

>>70497315
Memory sets things on fire and struggles to cut vegetables
Wemi gives you food poisoning

MEMORY CUTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf2i60a9Mkg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf2i60a9Mkg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf2i60a9Mkg

What if you put a fleshlight in a girl's ass and then fucked it

>>70497520

so uh, did memory remember she needs to stir it to not burn the cream?

Runie has me feeling things I don't wanna feel. I haven't felt like this towards a woman in over 10 years. I don't know what to do bros.

>>70497315
Memory is actually a good cook and makes stuff that I would be happy to come home and eat after a long day at work

>>70497621
I have a webm of just that

>>70497524
She has threatened to start doing handcams eventually, just not right now. The audience she cultivated will be tripping over themselves trying to help...

>>70497621
I think you'd have trouble keeping the fleshlight in place

So it's not really risotto. As anon said, more like dirty rice. Looks delicious though. Might make it myself.

>>70497658
>did memory remember

Nasa is going to cancel the ASMR stream again isn't she?

>>70497621
what if you put it in a man's ass?
would it still be gay? youre not touching him

Man I love Jelly

>OISHISOU
>it's separated into different layers and fully liquid
yeah... oishisou...

>>70497709
Yeah, kind of like a Japanese guy tried to make risotto without knowing the actual recipe.

MEMORY, IT IS NOT A STEW

>>70497674
She's very evil

https://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/nation/2024/02/281_369709.html

airi fell for the anti natalist propaganda sad!

there are women in this thread right now.

>>70497774
>youre
just how many mistakes do pankophiles plan on making today

>>70497774
that might be the only way to fuck a man and marginally not be defined as gay.

I want to take ecstasy with Airi and Clara.

>>70497931
That explains why it's bad.

>>70497949
it's correct, he just forgot an apostrophe.

>>70497774
The fact that you're trying to make fucking a man less gay automatically makes it twice as gay.

That soup looks delicious.

>>70497980
>he just forgot an apostrophe.
So it's not correct

>>70497932
>Anon won't ever have kids
>Airi won't ever have kids
THEY ARE

>>70498002
the gay saved just has to surpass the gay penalty for it to be gay economical

>>70497949
Apologies, that one escaped from the dumpster

I love Pippa

>>70497912
>most feminist country in the world
>lowest birthrate
Surely these can't possibly be related

>>70497949
>youre not touching
>you are not touching

>>70498030
heres youre apostrophes '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
that should cover me for a while

>>70497392
Lisa gives handjobs for weed

>>70498108
It's like this for all of East Asia we're cooked

Phase girl for this feel?

>>70498108
in what way is korea a feminist country LOL

Runatics smell like poop

>>70498128
>heres
here are*
>youre
your

>>70498108
>most Christian Asian country
>Most feminist Asian country
Truly mysterious.

>>70498213

>>70498194

>>70498194
bruh the whole country was being run by a feminist cult

>>70498194
Femanon..........

>>70498213
>here are
here're

>>70498200
Doremus smell like weewee

>>70498128
here, i will give you some from my stash of fancy ones. ’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’

boobies

>>70497674
Cherish your feelings anon. If you can feel them now, you could feel them again in the future.
Love your oshi and learn from it!

>>70498194
you should do some research

I think she might make the risotto ok, its just going to take a while

>>70498241
Korea is completely deranged man

>>70498194
>literally ran by a feminist Christian cult for 12 years and probably still is
>allowed a feminist movement that constant publicly emasculated their men as a whole and had people online advocating aborting boys

>>70497851
It can still work if she uses enough rice, but it will taste bland

>>70498330

>>70498194
coma anon...

>>70498200
what the fuck. you take that shit back. :(

I just learned that they have Pepe le Pew in France, but under a different name, and they made him Italian. Does Italy have Pepe le Pew, and if so, what nationality did they make the handsy little shit?

Would Panko even be old enough to know who the Looney Tunes are?

Nasa ASMR test in less than 10 minutes this is not a drill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3lJ2aQrA-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3lJ2aQrA-4

>>70498445
Unhinged

>>70498445
>>70497654
I love her so much bros

>she took a taste test
well shes alive...and the top is back on

If the price was right I would show my johnson for cash

>>70498625
>>70498631

Were Clara and Airi friends from before Phase?

They seem to get along super well.

>>70498646
It's just rice an cream anon

>>70498672
WHORE

>>70498715
I don't think so, I think they just hit it off really well when Clara joined Phase.

>>70498671
They need to just have sex already. On stream. With me.

>>70498719
we've gone beyond that and now have made soup
its rice soup now

>>70498360
>>70498366
Wao, it even has the chin cut off!

>>70498672
>>>/vt/lia/

>>70498671
Airi seems to have a harem of fellow female streamers thirsting over her. It was proposed earlier that shes very attractive, I dont disagree

>>70498715
There's a rrat that Airi got into vtubing thanks to a friend. Supplementary rrat says that was Clara.

>>70498715
Clara has been around Phase since Phase Connect existed

>>70498715
Two hags in a pod

The pawn and the king go back in the box at the end of the game

>>70498840
We already know that was Shiina

>>70498878
Has she? It appears as if her alter ego was active and streaming up until last summer

Erina...

I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA I MISS PIPPA

I JUST WANT SOMETHING SOFT AND FLUFFY AND WARM TO HUG AND LISTEN TO IT SING SOFTLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>70498966
>>70498971
WTF CLARA!

PIPPA I KNOW YOU ARE HERE DO NOT BULLY QB WHEN YOU COLAB, SHE IS SO CUTE SHE WONT TAKE YOUR BULLYING THAT YOU DO TO FILLIAN
>>70498715
Just hit it off while she was in the basement.
Airi also seems to have pon rizz somehow getting a big boobied yogiyo autist nova to simp for her

Some of you are way too ‘tistic and the other half are way too crass and nasty as all hell, but the remaining few of you guys are real cool to be around :)

>>70498996
Happiness just isn't meant for people like us.

>>70498992
Same though I hope she doesn't force herself to stream tomorrow if she is still having a shit time. Birthdays are supposed to be fun.

Rie's acting kinda good

>>70498992
>Silence from Pippa

>>70499076
london

>>70499076
Elf please

>>70498952
I think someone posted a screenshot of her PL appearing in Michi's debut stream. IDK if it was real though, didn't check.

>its actually thickening
memory.. i kneel i'm sorry for doubting you

>>70499096

Maybe I should've gone back, even just for a little. Forgive me. But I've drained myself of sleep for reasons that might or might not entail your existence. I've been wanting to dream of you for a while. Maybe I already did, and my short term memory forgot right away. In that case, I could not forgive myself for forgetting an experience that was exclusive to my own.
Forgiving yourself is hard.
It's rough.
Even more so for things that you could have had no influence on at that time.
And this causes regret.
Regret that makes no sense at all. All just because of my own self that could have prevented things from happening. Regret is just human nature after all. In a way, I'm thankful for it.
And now.
My mind struggles.
My brain fumbles.
My consciousness is fading.
Yet I must stay awake.
I know I've saw your signs already, but what if another one follows up as soon as I pass out?
I need to stay awake.
Keep my mind open.
Stay on alert in case something happens.

I want to be there.

Was love always this exhausting?

I would not know.

I never knew
Love.

>>70499076
You don't fit in.
Our femanons are cool.
Fuck off to another general or learn to seethe

>>70499076

>>70498952

>>70499223
delete IMMEDIATELY

>>70499214
>The first passable Memory meal
I was here

I would like to watch nanobites and hexa explore each other’s bodies

>>70499214
It's rice and cream anon
>>70499290
It was passable last week as well

>Airi remembers random greys names in her stream
She's such a sweetheart.

>>70499250
Wonder what happend to hakayuyu ch

>>70499311
Is Nano even gay?

>>70499311
On ecstacy?

>>70499338
I'm in the spreadsheet...

>>70499338
Man I Love Airi.

>>70499361
I think I've seen him once

>>70499223
delete this and i'll cum

Is pippa buying a house?

NASA LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3lJ2aQrA-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3lJ2aQrA-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3lJ2aQrA-4

>>70499250
This Hakuya chick was trying to cross promote herself in other streamer's debut? If that's what I'm seeing that is super shit

>>70499389
Hexa would probably be down for that.
Bnuuy would be easy to cajole into it

>>70499422
Yeah, she bought one. It's in Brazil.

>>70499436
What do you think TL: means you little nigger

>>70499429
I'M SORRY MEMORY
I MUST LEAVE

>>70499076
Thanks for the compliment I won't say which of the three it was

>>70499422
Why are you asking that?

>>70499401
There is no spreadsheet man, stop deluding yourself.

>>70499076
Give it time. Sooner or later we all rub someone the wrong way.

>>70499492
Kek I glazed right over that, nm

>>70499545
i'm in memory's list though...

>>70499375
No but she'd probably be really afraid of losing the social network she has finally built up

>>70499528
>Runtatics smell like poop
crass and nasty!

>>70498599
>Does Italy have Pepe le Pew, and if so, what nationality
Easy. Spanish. They just need to rotate the countries. France -> Italy; Italy -> Spain; Spain -> France.

>>70499545
There is. It's a record of your combined donos

>>70499533
I thought that broad was leaving the south to go live in California or somewhere on the west coast for more collabs

>>70499633

Anyone wanna go TP femanons house?

>>70499545
>is not on the spreadsheet
ngmi

>>70499507

>>70499375
The jury is out

>>70499653
Is that how Jelly is actually selecting her mutually beneficial partner?

>>70499633
Look at her go!

>>70499674
Why do you care if you clearly don't watch outside of clips?

>>70499338
She loves her whales but also her normal fans. It's nice to see. She's a solid chick that deserves the world.

>>70499721
Yes, but hers also has your weight and height.

>Nasa taking requests
ANON ITS TIME, HAVE HER DO THE GOSLING SCENE

>>70499633
woah....

>>70498450
https://files.catbox.moe/cc0gr0.mp3
If you want to make it a soundpost

Why the fuck did Lumi do this to Airi

>monster house
>Pippa is silent

>>70499751
I’ve been busy with work and trying to find a hobby and trying to be a normal person. Though I’ve developed a weirdo habit that had no social interaction

>>70499796
My heart couldn't handle it. Nasa's voice is so heavenly.

>>70499674
Don't all the streamers live in Austin, or is that passe now

>>70499721
That doesn't measure your ability to run a grill and feed her between gaming sessions.

Wait do Japs call someone having their head cut off getting Mami'd

>Pippa is silent
>Pippa is silent

Why is Nasa so sexy...?

[Michiru News] Wife love.
https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru/status/1764156189229899910

>>70499959
>he doesn't know

I started collecting figurines this year.

It’s strangely relaxing / fun posing them?
I’m $1000 deep boys. It’s only march

>>70499959
Nigga where the fuck did you come from?

>>70499959
Madoka reference

>>70500022
thats really cute...and suddenly im in love with Michiru again and all is forgiven

>>70498996
I bought my oshi's dakimakura and a large memory foam pillow, it's quite comforting.

She said the rice is undercooked. She needs to add more water to continue cooking it. I think. Not a lot. She might just continue to let it thicken which won't cook the rice.

>>70500148
>Implying
Kill yourself, faggot.

pcg I am very drunk who do I watch tn

https://files.catbox.moe/4wei7z.mp4

>>70499721
Jelly isn't a gold digger

>mozzarella at home

[PIPPA NEWS]
MARI MARI CONFIRMS RUNESCAPE COLAB NEXT SATURDAY 4PM PST

Honestly, I'd eat it Memory. Well done.

>>70500302
Watch this slut play DDLC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yuWBkn4wRQ

>>70500309
Pippa's singing has really improved.

>>70500322
crushed dorito soup, my favorite...

>>70499809
I've never made one before, let me try

>>70500302
Whenever in doubt, watch Hime

>>70500302
https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

panko is going to be so happy in the morning when she sees the risotto VOD

>>70498996
>listen to it sing softly
i'll post it when i go to bed

>>70500334
Rice done this way can be deceptive. It might look done and still be way undercooked.

>>70500324
why are you still here?

>>70500045
>>70500108
>>70500143
I fucking know bro I just think it's hilarious

>>70499076
All me.

I love Airi and that is destroying me. It can't be love because I don't know any shit about her but I know these feelings are real

>>70500309
that song rocks, I hope Runie sings it for karaoke sometime.
It makes everyone go wild at every southern wedding.

I'm tired of pretending Memory's model isn't pure sex.

>>70499964
>Pippa is silent
>silence from Pippa

>>70500413
She's taste testing it

>>70500392

>>70500526
hush

I've played so much balatro that I'm hearing poker chip noises when I take off my headphones. Just put me down. Its over for me.

>>70497932
Very cringe if true.

If a tree falls in the woods is Pippa silent?

>>70497674
>>70498376
this. love is new every time, and has something to teach us about ourselves. accept it, and use it to grow while it's there.

>>70500346
you can't "play" visual novels

>>70500400
ublock script doesn't work on my computer. so not watchable sorry.

Is panko actually a child or a grown woman who sounds like one?

>>70499721
I hope not, I don't want to turn her down, that would be awkward

Clara should kiss us more with her big frog tongue.

Airi is such a jolly lady to sit and listen to. I usually don’t like zatsus but airi just scratches the “cute lady talking about all sorts of shit but not in a boring or annoying way but also not talking about super cursed shit” itch that I have and also she shows the BAZOINGAS off quite a bit which is always a nice bonus

>>70500631
download stream cleaner addon

>Michiru shows her love for Pippa
>Pippa is silent.
why?

>>70500637
Panko is a real 12 year old child that is legal to have sex with.

>>70500740
You know why anon

Runie Ruse is the name and I served on the Phaseville train
'Til Fishman's cavalry came and tore up my zatsu again
In the winter of '23, we debuted, just barely alive
By Jan. the twentieth, chuubas had fell
It's a time I remember, oh so well
The night they drove old Dixie down
And /pcg/ was ringing
The night they drove old Dixie down
And runatics were singing
They went;
"Ru, huhu, ru, hu, hu, ruhu, ruhu, ruhu, ruhuhu"

>>70500464
>Drop dead gorgeous
>Heart of gold
I tell you, if she is single, every guy at her job must be a butt ugly prick or ultra gay.

>>70497932
Anti-natalism is ontologically evil.

DRINK UP

>>70498194
Society should be run by men, not women or men trying to appease women.

>>70500730
yes, Airi is underrated; I've talked about it since 2022

[Phase News] More coffee flavors soon

>>70500740
because the second she heard that she teleported over there and is stuffing her mouth with her wife's pussy as we speak

>>70500730
She really is. You can tell she just loves to stream and ramble on about nothing and everything at once and that really makes her streams so enjoyable.

>>70500731
I didn't find it for firefox but thanks

Aww why'd she stir in the mozzarella

>>70500740
She's too busy schlicking it

God not this fucking loop.

>>70498108
korea is a corpostate pretending to be a democracy, with heavy handed hierarchical culture to top it off. I wouldn't want to bring a child into that hellhole either.

>>70500890
I'm torn on this. I can see someone being very annoyed by it, but she has a distinct "wife yapping at you every day when you get home even if you don't say a fucking thing back" appeal. Officially, I guess we're not supposed to enjoy it (wife bad), but it's secretly GFE.

>>70501025
?

>>70500890
Everything about her is just charming as hell. The ESL, the random native Korean sprinkled in, the stories, the advice, all that wrapped in a big ball of humility….where the fuck are women like this irl???

>>70498715
no

>>70501062
>secretly
you dumb?

you will
>never meet and date a girl like panko
>never make her laugh
>never see her smile
>never give her a gentle morning kiss
>never be by her side through good and bad times
(ToT)

Thinking about how great my life would be if that one thing hadn’t happened

>>70501157
this but my oshi instead

>>70501074
>where the fuck are women like this irl???
Where the fuck are people like you IRL?

>>70501062
As someone that doesn't like to talk much, I'd be happy to have a wife that was content with being the one doing all the talking, so long as she's not annoying, which Airi isn't.

>>70500740
SHUT UP!

>Nasa and Iori are the only sold out coffees
Why?

>>70497241
>>70497289
>>70497549

>>70501190
wdsmbt

>>70501074
They're out there, you just have to meet them in a setting where you have a shared interest, and can maintain conversation to a degree where you're comfortable asking for their contact information and they are comfortable with giving it to you.

>>70501157
good, my sister is enough

>>70501157
Please never make a post like this again

>>70501221
Realistically because they got stocked the least.

>>70501221
Nasa too much demand because she's popular. Iori too little supply because she's not popular.

>>70501221
>>70501296
This was going to be my answer.

>>70501074
Women like her a rare. I've only come across one girl like her in my life and surprisingly enough she was also Korean.

ロキ様をとても愛しています、それだけです

>>70501074
Woman like that are snapped up early, other wise they really are hidden and it's about you stumbling across them.

>>70500740
it is"silence from Pippa", stupid retard

The trio drinking on stream was kino

>>70501157
This except Hime and we make each worse and fight constantly and then have extremely violent and passionate makeup sex

>>70501270
Imagine going on a cafe date with your oshi and holding hands with her as you walk to the station and kissing her goodbye before she boards the train

>>70501311
but what if... her coffee is secretly good

>>70501434
"good" has nothing to do with sales numbers in a marketing gimmick

>>70501221
the product photo is terrible. Slapping a png over a photo of a white bag looks like the biggest scam in the world. Is it really that much effort for them to take a photo of a prototype of the product?

Bros... I haven't felt this way about a chuuba in a while. When she whined about wanting her plushie...

>>70501434
fuck off coffee shill

>>70501434
>>70501479
also it cant be good since its blendshit

the threads never get better

>>70501535
they were decent today

I got my coffee last month, but I haven't tried it yet. I'm starting to think I should just eat the beans.

how many bites will memory have

>>70501535
Would that be a better picture for this?

>>70501483
That's literally how it looks though

People complaining about not being able to find partners IRL makes me feel left out, it's like I'm the only one here who is actively single by choice

>>70501174
Sucked off a femboy?

Did she do a good job?

>>70501582
Swallow them hole, poop them out, then grind them

>>70501651
It's really just an oversized sticker pasted on the bag? That's disappointing.

>>70501684
Yeah I'm genuinely so happy for her right now

>>70501431
Please I went out and got a bagel sandwich this morning and thought how nice it would be to have a girl to bring food to at home

>>70501659
I'm not single by choice (and that's probably just a cope by you) it's just that I'm used to being single because I've been single all my life so I don't feel the loneliness from not having a partner any more. It's where if I do get a girlfriend that's great but if I don't then that's fine too.

>>70501684
>no.

>>70501693
Whole* even

>>70501483
... how the fuck else are you going to package a bag of coffee beans?

>>70501684
Not sure what its supposed to be, but it isn't on fire so probably.

>>70501535
the thread that started the
>Silence from Pippa
meme was pretty decent I think

>>70501659
Being single by choice and not finding your ideal partner aren't mutually exclusive. I'm content being single but if I could find a woman like Airi I'd jump at the chance to be with her.

>>70501684
I wish I had a Japanese wife to make me slop

>>70501684
The best

phase coffee mugs when

>>70501742
nah its like a paper sleeve over the bag you can slide off

>>70501684
I don't get the hype around risotto
It tastes like ass, looks like ass and the texture's like ass

What did (you) cook while watching Memory?
I made strawberry danishes. its messier than it should be

>>70501776
They could at least cut the stickers to fit on the bag instead of overflowing the edge. Better yet, they could print directly on the bag, but that would increase cost.

>>70501684
>she's actually eating it
it actually looks appetizing too. she did it real good

>>70501483
Fishman is just having a company rebag their $18 coffee to sell for $35

>>70501684
Actually proud of her, yeah.

https://litter.catbox.moe/r4vab0.ogg

>>70500487
so much potential to ruin this one with rune references and her devilish twang

>>70501659
I would rather do a swan dive off my apt building than talk to a woman and try to get her info
but also I like women and am lonely

>>70501890
I gave up baking a decade ago, it just leads to you getting fat. I don't have anyone to give the baked goods to to avoid such a thing.

>>70501492
>ywnb Clara's plushie
Why live?

she's already surpassed previous record of bites, this might actually get eaten

>>70501877
Maybe try making risotto instead of ass?

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 45 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>70500603
you can't "play" music
you can't "play" the radio

>>70501891
It's not a sticker though? It's a cardboard sleeve that goes all the way around the bag

Rie is getting one guy'd right now

>>70501684
>>70501906
it's actually edible

>>70502100
thats rare for her, usually shes taking on like 4-6 guys at a time

>>70502098
Sorry, I didn't realise because my eyes don't work very well. I am retarded.

Airi literally just linked us a softcore porn video.

>>70502098
Yeah, but why is the sticker so much bigger than the bag? It's not like the sticker has to go around the bag, it's sticks on directly (it's a sticker).

Settle this once and for all: is Clara Japanese or a dirty hakujin?

>>70502164
Sorry, were exclusive now

>>70502100
That one guy? All me bro.

what is this outfit she's describing

>>70501074
>>70501318
The reality of the situation is that you only see a glimpse of her personality (the good side)

If she doesn't have a man irl it's because she has some hidden baggage or is crazy but we never see it on stream.

t. guy in his 30s whose female friends are ALL married except for this one hot bitch that's psychotic.

>>70502210
She's my froggy princess

>>70502221
I made this post

>>70501890
I thought that was manicotti desu...

>>70502218
Glad you manned up, someone had to

>>70501890
Its almost 7am and I'm planning to go to sleep man

I wish Rie's true accent would leak more. I want her to go full Aussie

>>70502234
I imagine her family would ruin it the second they smell blood in the water

>>70502410
This is her true accent. It's the hodgepodge international student chink accent.

>>70502234
yep, this. girls like hime can't hide it as well (or like showing it), but some of them are much better at hiding it. There's always a catch, its about finding the ones that you're ok with

>>70501535
they've been alright this week actually. not great but tolerable

>>70502545
lots of asian girls with australian accents, but only on words ending with o or cute shit like that

>>70502234
This is generally true, my best female friend is still single but that's cause she's so mentally ill she makes pippa's depression and mountain of insecurities look normal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3lJ2aQrA-4

Nasa is way too good at ASMR. Is this really her first time?

>>70499809
Made it more accurate too.

>>70501270
sorry
I shouldn't have posted it in the first place

>>70502582
>>70502234
I thought Airi being kind of crazy was established almost as well as Lia being a furry or Remi being an (actual non-meme) alcoholic.

>>70502335
I'm cooking that tomorrow. Hopefully they don't look like danishes

Can I trust Clara with my parasocial love? Can she be the one to take my virtual virginity?

>>70502234
Mostly agree but vtubers aren't your average people and Airi seems like a special case given all the other strange stuff going on in her life. Do I think the personality on stream is the whole story? Obviously not, nobody is perfect. I don't think she's that crazy either though. If she was Phase would have had way more issues shortly after Gen 2. As always the reality lies somewhere in the middle.

>>70502727
wemi seems to be doing better now she drank on stream for christmas and didn't cry or talk about her family at all

>>70502695
It's like the third or so attempt, her voice is just great

>>70501062
>>70501206
sometimes I don't enjoy her, sometimes I can't take the yapping, especially if I'm trying to watch another stream... and I really bail... but other times, she's just super comfy, telling you stories for hours

>>70502780
trust, anon. she seems like a good one for your first time

>>70502689
I have a few female friends like this. Most are asian girls who devote themselves to their career and then realize at 25+ they're undateable. The depression is no joke.

>>70501980
Who? These are supposed to be part of a soundpost so we know who it is since 2s clips could be anyone

>>70499809
I somehow had a mistake in the last one. Fixed now.

>>70502780
Clara is very weird about relationships. If you want a real shot you should become a skeleton man.

>>70502816
For the record, I also don't think she's batshit crazy. My completely unfounded rrat is that it's career related and she simply cannot or would not have the time to juggle between her job, vtubing, and having an SO (and eventually a family)

tl;dr some lucky guy is gonna snipe her once she's done with vtubing

Damn, this thread is shit.

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

>>70502210
Hāfu

>>70503005
Yeah, so?

Cute Rie sneeze

>>70503077
I made this post.

>>70503005
It's honestly fairly good as far as I can see.

>>70503005
Yes! :3

>>70503005

I'm going to give up fighting it and fall asleep to our yappy dog. Nini, /pcg/.

>>70502888
My friend just got bad luck genetics wise. Chronic depression so bad she's reached the point that she doesnt think happiness is a real emotion and everyone is faking it as a cope, possible schizophrenia (undiagnosed but hearing voices and seeing shadow people occasionally is not a good sign), and on and off insomnia are the things I can remember off the top of my head. This has led her to have very negative opinions that also make her non dateable like being anti natalist and planning to commit the non alive before she reaches 30 (she's 26 now).

Pretty fucked and hurts to watch in real time as she's one of my better friends and one of the (few) people I can talk without any reservation to. Shit sucks.

>>70501157
Interlinked.

>>70503197
sleep well, lil pon

>>70503197
Nini lil Pon, sleep well and be comfy

Airi should recreate this video
https://files.catbox.moe/8vosat.mp4

>>70503197

>>70503197
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>70503204
Go fix her then

I'll feed you hime

>>70502234
It's about how deep you want to enjoy kayfab my man. Even for a normal person who is slightly popular what you see is not who they are.
The fact exists even amongst friends and it's up to you on how well you deal with the relationships in your life.
Additionally some people will never gain the trust of others due to their inherit character.

>>70503197
Ni Ni lil pon ~

I like sucking dick but I'm not gay, which Phase talent should I oshi?

Goodnight /pcg/, I love Panko

>>70502924
Clara, never been in a non split before to need to differentiate.

>>70503372
lia or hime

>>70503372
Lia

>>70503396
sleep well, lil pank

>>70503286
We've been friends for like 7 years and that hasnt happened homie, wish I could but it isn't gonna happen.