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OI JOSUKE
Brorissa is autistic just like me
They're killing Brorissa....
Bibooo tax haha
>>70482015My mom still cuts my hair, because I don't know how to ask for a nice haircut at the barbers, and I have already fucked it up twice trying to do it myself...
hey man
Nerissa's brother is a femboy...
I hope brorissa isn't watching this, if I was a teenager I'd be dying of embarrassment.
dang it
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
Will they talk about the two lesbian grandmas that live in the house?
Malphis has definately never had sex
My Ina!
AUSTRIA MENTION
just tuned in to Rissa and UUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>704819986 bedrooms, 8.5 bathrooms, 30k squarefeet on 6 acres
Blud was out here looking like Isekai Ojisan and then turned into Josuke
I keep imagining Malphis as Indiana Jones now, annoyed at being called Junior.
>Mamarissa still cuts Brorissa's hair
>Both me and brorissa are Ryan GoslingWhat are the odds
KIARA FOR QUEEN OF AUSTRIA
From the oldest to youngest did they all progressively get more autistic
>>70482133he's at least 21 because he can drink alcohol
Lapsama my friend
>>70482129UOOOOOH
Mamarissa is more of a streamwatcher than a lot of people here
I'm going to have to ask you all to control yourselves before you enter this stream because some of you are being a bit too rabid. Once you've calmed yourself, you can join in on the introduction of Hololive's newest mama debut, Mamarissa! You're going to have a lot of questions about how Nerissa was as a little baby as well as the preferences of Mamarissa like how she's a burrito kind of girl and unironically uses ya'll in speech and honestly she just sounds so sweet. You definitely shouldn't be thinking lewd thoughts about another person's mother...in fact she's more than just a mother, she's a grandmother...of five! FIVE! However the good news is that Nerissa AND Malphis are still single! Even if Malphis lost his luscious long pompadour hair, such sad news.https://youtu.be/RAvCm-mN8X0This off collab between Korone and Luimama is absolutely incredible because they're doing their best to voice act every piece of dialogue in this game to hilarious effect like Korone's barely stifled laughter as she reads through all the puns and Luimama doing her best to sound like a swarmy little shit only to sound like she's gonna toss chunks of bird feed into someone's mouth. The chemistry between these two cuties is amazing and if you want to relive the good days of Phoenix Wright then you should hurry on over and check out the stream.https://youtu.be/MCM7o7U99T8Muscle power! It's time for your favorite Muscle Knight's morning stream! Getting your day blessed with her cute voice and laughter while she talks about how her day has been going with all the practice she's been doing for Holofes (which is in 2 weeks) as well as what she's planning to do for the week is very comforting to hear. If you need some relaxation, I highly recommend putting her stream on, kicking back and get your dark old souls healed to the fullest.https://youtu.be/UzVtyTUpUuY
>>70482123Just short on the side and leave a bit more on top and then use some wax/gel
It's so over for Malphis. Dude is probably already on /r9k/
>nerissa uses fuck>mamarissa uses heck
>>70482134
>>70482159WE NAMED THE DOG MALPHIS
guys whats a palm poh door?
>>70482015My mom does just as good a job as the hair places around me AND doesn't cost $40+, no shit I'm gonna let her cut my hair
towa is my wife
Hey Nerissa, did you know that during the reign of Augustus Caesar...
>>70482179I love her so much bros
>>70479521For those who don't know, Ben Franklin wrote a letter listing 8 reasons why hag pussy is good as hell. This one is my favorite:>5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
>>70481998I always picture the Home Alone house.
>Long hair>Incel>Roman emperor>edgy voice>JojoYeah he got that ultra autism
pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat
>loves jojoconfirmed gay autist
>>70482176Im 40 and my mom still cuts my hair.
OI JORISSA
is this honestly what you want? A gen of literal LITERAL hags and grannies like Mamarissa? and youre lusting over....this?
>>70482186yea, nobody from the midwest could drink before 21LMAO
>Brorissa is a Roman austist and a JoJofagThat man is not making far in life
>>70482179this is a very popular salute in Hololive, isn't it...
>>70482239just like most people /here/
so does her mother really not think her son is a mega autist?
>>70482235He's just like me...
>>70482182Nerissa and Malphis were born after she turned 30.
>>70482202right here, mamarissa friend!
>all it took to have a single functioning family was to hire a midwestern girl
>>70482185didn't the last one marry that french faggot king and die at the guillotine?
>>70482259Hes literally me
>>70482214O no, that's why he's Malphis the Second...
too much women in the house will make you gay
Who remembers Gura's mom here? She appeared in a stream a few years ago.
Naggers...
NAGGERS
N_ggers?!?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0DaSS_9JzIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0DaSS_9JzIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0DaSS_9JzI
Nagrissa Naggencroft...
Big tits.
I HATE NAGGERS
Is every EN brother a boyfailure?
>>70482182Mamarissa became less cautious about the alcohol as the years went by.
>We're all Nags
>>70482197Her and mamatori both.
>>70482186There's no way, he heard him on stream once and he's obviously a teenager.
Nerissa is a nagger...
>>70482186Midwestern culture is to let your kids drink at like 15. They need to start strengthening their livers early.
I bet Brorissa Jojo poses
Her whole family is kind of fucking funny
>>70482015My mom cuts my hair and i look kind of autistic and act kind of autistic but i don't think i am autistic
>>70482276JUNIOR!?!?!?!
niggers
God I want to put a baby in Nerissa.
FUCK NAGGERS
>bunch of naggers
>>70482134what the... Are pebles lolicons?
God the similarities between Mamarissa and Nerissa is fucking staggering.
Nerissa's mom just sounds exactly like Arcadia but older and with a more pronounced accent. This whole family all just talks in the exact same way.
>>70482259malewife bound
This stream is hurting me, Mamarissa's vibe reminds me of my own mom
>>70482343based autist
>Hey bro, wanna go build a ballista? You do know how, right?
>>70482259That boy is the target demo of HoloEN
>>70482176I buzz my hair every month why easiest maintenance
>>70482202Right here, friend! I'm sure you're relating a lot to your fellow hag!
>>70482325Statistically most boys are right now.
>>70482316NIGGERS, STEVEIT'S UP THERE
HER FUCKING BOOBS
>>70482343you are autistic as shit
>>70482325older brother watson?
Naggers could be here...
>>70482231HAG LOVE
>>70482238Most ignored ritual post of all time. Gotta admire the autistic commitment.
>>70482366No shit
>>70482325I'm sure some of moris brothers are normal
I hate naggers...
>>70482386Fuckin kino put Malphis on stream
>>70482209That's what I was going for when I did it myself, but I have super curly hair, and the trimmer plastic guard thing got stuck and I ended up with a bald spot, and had to cut it all to the same length...
>>70482343yet you post herehmmm, curious
>>70482299I remember when /hlgg/ was convinced she was dead.
>>70482325Big brother Watson is a biologist /fit/chad
>>70482343You're cute anon
>>70482231James Joyce fart letters are better > My sweet little whorish Nora,I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your hot drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.
>>70482325UhhhMaybe Moom's brother has done something with their life
damn naggers
>>70482259THE TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC FOR HOLOEN
>>70482259Brorissa is somewhere in these threads talking about how he wants to fuck Ririka.
>>70482202So are you just back because Dragon's Dogma II is finally coming out?
>>70482299She sounded adorable, sad that more streams never happened.
>>70482315Cute doggies
Bros the ravencroft family is like the ideal southern american familyIts so comfy it is insane
>>70482447Why would she be dead?
>>70482126yo mikochi
THE HONKIN BADONKERS
Why is Mamarissa so nervous?
holy sex
Do you think Nerissa and her sisters ever forced Brorissa to crossdress when he was a little kid?
>yanno>melk
>>70482235>>70482259He sounds based
OH YEA YOU BETCHA
what is malk
>>70482372Aradia has more of a smoker voice than her mom, which wouldnt surprize me since everybody called Aradia rebellious
>>70482366why is she so sexy?
She has the same laugh as Botan
>>70482489yup except they arent southern and thats how every family in the midwest is
>>70482231Based Ben.
>>70482325Big Brother Watson is a boyboss
>>70482239>>70482259no way that guy isn't a genuine homosexual
HE NEEDS SOME MILK
BAEG?!
>>70482403FRIEND NOOO, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
>>70482393Not a hag and definitely not a naggy nagger either. Ope.>>70482478That game isn't even real.
M E L KELK
Alright I'm out
Every good woman is a happily married mom
OH so thats where ope comes from. I missed the joke...
>jdonso funny
JADON MY SOUL
>>70482366pebblephiles
I hope this stream kills all the lust for Mamarissa
THE MIDWEST ACCENT AAAAAAAAAA MY DICK
>>70482524You should get yourself checked.
JDON HATE
>>70482446Literally just tell them to do 6mm with clippers on the side and back and then tell them you want a bit more on the top that you can style/sweep over.
>>70482315Did they mess up the audio, its not just fuwamoco the others have the same messed up audio.
>Je donne my soulWhy is she giving her soul?
JDON
>JDON MY SOULBASED NERISSA
>>70482544my favorite was hearing minnesotans say dragon
please no more jdon..
>hurr durr he's autistic because he lets his mom cut his hairi do too, what's the problem? do you know how expensive a haircut is nowadays?
you don't make your mom say JDON, Rissa...
>JIH>JEH>MILK>MELK
>>70482325Little brother Watson is cracked at Fortnite
>>70482258>>70482334>>70482335you clearly didn't hear the story I heard on stream so whatever. believe what you want
JDON MY SOUL
>They're bored of thisBASED BASED BASED
>>70482512I don't think there is a little brother with multiple sisters that wasn't forced to crossdress...
Don't say it Mamarissa.
jdon mustard
>Join my soulAHHHHHH MAMARISSA CONSUMING JAILBIRD SOULS
>>70482505she knows you are masturbating while listening to her
Enough with this shitty meme already
>>70482453>The only author I've ever hated is Joyce.>Turns out he was a brapfag and a coomer.I knew my hatred went beyond just his writing style.
Jdon is Reddit tier
J'don my soul
>They're bored of thisBased mama
the word means nothing and she wasn't even there for the meme girls pleeeeeeeeeease
>JDON is frenchFuck you mom.
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
juh-don
i think nerissa should invite shiori over for a family dinner
>>70482578:D
>>70482430People have told me that my patposts make them happy and it makes me happy to post it and that's all the motivation I need. Plus I actively tell people to filter them if it annoys them
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Holy shit Mamarissa is definitely a grandma.
>>70482607do you walk around your house shirtless to jojo pose while spouting Roman Empire facts?
>>70482536If he's such a boss, why is he letting his little sister handle his family's problems
>>70482607You're probably autistic too desu
>>70482607Sorry to hear that
Does Mamarissa have a pet?
>>70482567Too bad, just reaffirming my haglust.
it actually does sound French now that I hear Mamarissa say it
>>70482607Just go to an asian salon they charge $20 tops for male haircuts
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>70482567Wholesome love for Mamarissa
Je-don
>>70482699No, I walk around naked while posing and shouting Roman empire facts.
You heard her drawfags
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LET'SGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>when nerissa yells LETS GOOOOO mamarissa yells LETS GOOOO
>>70482580does it look good even if I'm a fat faggot?
>>70482620Isn't it normal to start drinking at 14
MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE
>>70482706he doesn't have the intellect for that
>Other living roomYou can have more than one?
>>70482607>ExpensiveA haircut only costs 15-20$
MAMARISSA I IMPREGNATED NERISSA LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>70482724Taiga....let her go...
>>70482607>do you know how expensive a haircut is nowadays?where the fuck do you live that a haircut is expensive??>i do too, what's the problem?you still live with your parents??
>>70482536>drinks vinegar>follows everything Joe Rogan says
i was expecting tater tot hot dish
just how rich is nerissa's family?
Minnesota hot beef
>MamarissaMore like GrandmaRissa
>>70482620Gonna be honest here, I don't watch Rissa that often. Normally I'm watching other holos when she's live.
my fucking dick explode
>>70482698I dont remember when/what I said before, but the patposts always make me happy
>>70482768stop being british
Oh fuck talk dirty to me mommy
>>70482660>holo meme gets traction>/vt/ immediately hates it
>>70482725Shes a grandmother
Nice family you got there, Rissa...
>>70482693I wanna sniff that AI generated bear down there
>>70482567>>70482570Kek
FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF JORDAN PEELE
Mamarissa is the sweetest fucking womanI will give nerissa another sisterWHY IS MAMARISSA SPEAKING SO SEDUCTIVELY AHHHHHHH
I do love a good beef roast, my mom makes an excellent one, too.
why is her mom making the meal sound sexy
>>70482694She sounds like she attends freedom convoys to defend the borderbut at least she left you some homemade cookies
HAG COOKING JOIUWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
with a jew?
Why did she sound so sexy explaining that roast?
>>70482774plus tip
>>70482706He has more important things to deal with (watching the latest Joe Rogan episode)
>>70482693Pebblepile confirmed. Well as long as you stick to fictional children it's probably fine
>>70482774if you wanna look like you post on /hlgg/ all day they are kek
God, why does that sound so sexual
>>70482397Yeah, maybe not hikkineets but the average "normalfag" in their 20s and 30s, I'd say regardless of gender even, isn't making progress towards marriage or a career right now and is just doing their best to get by aimlessly. There were never very good odds that any hololive brother was doing very well for himself because they're from the same circumstances as the girls that'd be dead ended if they didn't get into the agency.
grandma's cooking...
>>70482724Paparissa.
>>70482607when you have hair way past your shoulders having your mom cut your hair isn't that bad. Literally just lobbing hair off which is what the barber will do anyways. And guys won't care that much if the ends look a little sloppy
>Special dish>It's just pot roastWHITE WOMEN
why did she suddenly sound extra erotic when she started talking about food and cookingit made my dick move
>>70482789Holy based, he should also drink olive oil.
Who else Midwest here?
>neither lui nor korone could read 装束i feel infinitely less bad about being kinda bad at kanji.
>>70482567People who lust for married women should get shot
>>70482811Yes, and?
yeah I'm convinced, I'll be showing up at your door this time tomorrow
>>70482789Brother Watson is so cool...
>>70482768never drank for 25 years
>>70482789based
>>70482817Don't make her sadshi
>>70482789my mom drink vinegar, she says it lowers your cholesterol...
>Nerissa, Brorissa, Aradia and her husband, her parents, 2 or 3 of her grandmas, extra space for when Malpha, her husband and her kids come over, a huge kitchen & 2 living roomsJesas the mansion keeps getting bigger
I came into the stream horny but now I'm just happy and satisfied
This stream makes me want to marry a loving woman and start a massive family
>>70482774Yeah, but that's an entire Fortnite skin.
>>70482689She would probably get insta adopted, regardless of her wishes
sounds good but i know you midwesterner fucks dont season your fucking dry ass foods
>>70482880twin cities here
>>70482769With that many people living under that roof, I wouldn't be surprised if it's a 4000 sq ft house.
>>70482607yeah its 60 dollars plus a 40 dollar tip for an easy benjamin at the register just like its been for the past 6 yearsi would argue and say hair cuts are one of the few things that havent actually gone up in price
>>70482858Have you ever had a good roast? Not just something you buy but a proper home cooked roast prepared over a whole day and it just smells better and better and better... It's like sex in a bowl.
>get your pens outway ahead of you there
>>70482806>immediatelyRetard. It was dead a week later. Everyone hates memes that have been milked to death.
>feeds you midwesternly
WRITE THIS DOWN
>>70482880minnesota here
>>70482923If only it were that easy...
Bae cute!
A WHOLE BRICK?
>>70482877if he does that he’ll gain immortality though which is a double edged sword
Oh boy midwestern slop cooking
Mamarissa is a pure virgin lady
Americans...
three cans? I gotta math this for a single person.
oh it's the thing rissa was talking about during the brunch
PLEASE YAGOO I WANT A HOLOMOMS BRANCH THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST STREAMS EVER
Niggas out here eating bricks.
>>70482790It's not much work to get property in midwest USA
>>70482789Is vinegar good for you?
>>70482774The fuck? It's like $40 around here.
Don't double dip in the chip dip
I feel fixed even just listening to the stream
>>70482886They're just pretending
>>70482960This why they're all fat fucks.
I'm taking my pants out and you give me this kitchen list?
>>70482607How fucking much are you paying for a haircut?? Where i am at its like 20 bucks
>>70482803I'm happy to hear that!
>full brick of cream cheeseoh it's midwestern alright
anyone else feeling hungry
>>70482789Unironically over for him
2-3 cans of no bean hormel chill1 full brick of cream cheese2 handfuls of shredded colby jackthrow in crockpot all dayserve with corn chips
TOSTITO BROS WE'RE SO IN
thats a lotta cheese...
this is quite a cute stream
WHITE PEOPLE COOKING TIME LET'S GO
Yeah I'm sorry Americans but this sounds disgusting
>>70482960>goulashYes please!
>>70482953Based high haricut tipper
>Two whole bricks of cheeseJesus christ
bro, no surprise they all sound fat
when i go to family lunches everyone calls me fat and tells me to cut my hair
Mamarissa better be careful because if she ever becomes single, I'm gunning straight for Paparissa.
>>70483017is this real
sounds like a good snack
FUCKS
>>70482202I hate the investigation parts in Phoenix Wright games. I heard it was originally intended to be a detective game and, goddamn, it shows. Give me just the courtroom parts, please.
>canned chilli>a bunch of cheesecan't go wrong
>>70482995We straight gassin', cuttin' straight to the bricks. Haha.
>>70482981Most midwestern food have hidden bricks of cream cheese
>>70482607Don't you guys just buzzcut your own hair?
>>70482923>100 years ago this was the normWhere did we go wrong?
WASH HER MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP
Nerissa... the cherubs are watching...
mamarissa is devout christian
>>70482923Hi Abe
>>70482997this, the memes about starter homes being like $900,000 is a coast thing
Kek Mamarissa
>it's been 40 minutesholy WHAT
>>70483046You heard it wrong
HAHAHAHA
>>70482764Eh just try it and see, it will always grow out again if it doesn't work out.
>>70482299We got blueballed so hard. I'm still waiting for a proper Mama Shark stream...
watch your fucking mouth young lady
>what if the arabs are watching us rnwdsmbt
>brorissa>roman empire enthusiast and jojo fanbros...is he....
LANGUAGE DAUGHTERDONT MAKE ME GET THE SOAP
kek mamarissa
Nerissa is a bad influence
>>70482960I make shit like this. Just with peppers and mushrooms.
>>70482960that actually looks really good to me
>>70482953That's a big fuckign tip but I get it. When someone controls how you look it's worth it to get them to make you look good
>>70483048onigiryaa are the sanest fanbase
>Mama chastising Nerrisa for swearing Nice.
>>70482607I let my mom cut my hair too... I've also been diagnosed with autism...
>>70483048why is ayamefriend like this
YES MAMARISSA HATES SWEARING
>>70483036even other americans make fun of midwestern cooking, so that's how you know it's REALLY unhealthy
you fucking pussies cant even handle the weakest midwestern dishes
>>70482905>>70482998Apple cider vinegar is unironically good for your digestive system, but idk if just regular white vinegar does shit
>>70483052our best agents are in the scene
>>70483047How do they sound fat?
>I bit Malphawhat the fuck
Kek rissa
I will stick my dick inside Nerissa's swear jar alright
I want Nerissa to bite me...
>>70483025Kek
I need to sleep and stop listening to midwest food slops
>Nerrisa's a biteruoh
>>70483081>cherubswtf is that?
>>70483079SHE IS /HERE/>SHE BIT JUNIOR
Biterissa Bitencroft
Rissa was a biter...
>Nerissa is a biterInteresting...
>>70483100Imagine a Mama Shark collab with Mama'nis and Mamarissa. It'd be perfect.
Honestly every single one of her family is so talented at streaming That snorty laugh, mamarissa my love
>>70483076I do that
>soap rinse punishmenti know that feel
HOW CAN SHE BITE?
I want to write "sweat jar" next to Rissa's asshole and stick my dick in it every time she cusses
RISSA IS A BITER LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>70482817Mamarissa... only you can save her...
>expected to spam SEX>Just feeling sad because she seems so genuinely kind and I never had a real family
>>70483170cupid
My mom did it to me after I swore by accident one time.
NERISSA IS A BITER
God it's like watching a family sitcom.
>nerissa swear jarShe would go broke....
Here's your positive influence in advent
>>70482817Shiori......She's just like me fr
Just finished watching Nene's live. How come EN can't get these same kind of lives for birthdays/anniversaries? Is it management?
>Nerissa is a biter>She even drew bloodholy sex
>Rissa would bite you during sex
>>70483142shut the fuck up you niggas dont season your food
>>70482789don't forget >volcel>jo crystals
>She heard the Vampire coverHm
>>70482607haircuts are such a pain in the ass that i'm tempted to just go bald
>>70483144it is home made apple cider vinegar, good to know
God imagine Nerissa biting all over your body...
>>70483221Im sorry anon
>>70483062I actually didn't mind the investigation parts of Phoenix Wright...at least for some cases. A lot of them feel like it's just extra padding though and the courtroom parts are definitely the best.
>Nerissa's diarrheathis stream is actually giving out way more than i ever expected...
>Nerissa gives you a blowjob>accidently bites your dick out of habit
>>70483170You know these pictures of baby angels? Those are cherubs
Ina's friend makes her way to holo>Nepotism accusations for yearsNerissa and Fuwawa bring their actual family to holo>YEEEY
>>70483221If you think this is bad watch Fuwamoco's christmas stream. That shit broke me knowing I never had a childhood like that.
>>70483242Buy an ad
>just like the song>the song is about a nymphomaniac
the bite of 97
>>70483234>ME ME ME!
>>70482817This is a hololive thread, why are you posting this indie?
>>70482817I think Shiori should move in with Nerissa. there is more than enough space in the mansion anyway
>>70483242Anon did you not see bae's birthday live? Irys will have one soon too.
>>70482231
>>70483292Retard
>>70483288*instantly cums*
my dad used to make me eat ivory soap whenever i swore and the other punishment i got was standing in the corner too
I used to bite my brother when we were fighting because I thought rat was my spirit animal I was in elementary school
>>70483221Same, it's making me wish I had spent more time with my mother
>>70483292Please Ina bring Ane'nis and Mama'nis on stream, I'm sure they'd like it.
>>70483288This is why you should avoid virgins, they will always use their teeth. It's like an unwritten rule.
>>70483221we are all family here, nigga
Nerissa is covered in shit lets gooooooooooooo
Mamarissa's Famous Chip Dip2-3 cans of No-beans Hormel Chili1 brick of cream cheese2 handfuls of colby jack shredded cheeseThrow it all in a crockpot and let it warm
>a friend on the bus>he invited me>heAIIIIIEEEE
>>70483221You can watch some Shiori to counteract that
NERISSA HAD A BOYFRIEND WTF
>>70482299>>70482480Mamashark literally just sounded exactly like Gura but slightly olderI always imagined her also being a loli like in those anime where the parent of some character is inexplicably loli sized somehow
MALE MENTIONOH NONONONO
do we have an image of Nerissa's brother? I mean in fanart
>>70483340the rratman beginnings...
>>70483221Poor chumbud now guras abandoned you too
>>70483390thanks anon
>>70483256that's a meme for white folks in cities. The midwest and southerners are full of flavor
Imagine telling your mom to follow this script. Lmao.
>>70483242You mean like the one Bae just had a few days ago, or the one IRyS has next week?It's just a logistics things. More difficult to use the studio when you're in another country.
>>70483288>have to go to the dentist after because she hurt herself on my rockhard chinpo
>heIt's over...
A MALE FROM THE PAST
>Biboo alone with only nerissa got a few outfitsSo if Biboo went to nerissa's house with her whole family she'd basically leave with an entire wardrobe, jewelry, and maybe adoption papers?
>>70483080December 23, 1913
>>70482817What's up with Flips and shitty parents? Biboo's Thai parents and ID's parents are ogey.
>>70483390Midwest sloppa let's goooo
>>70483315Go back
>>70483390As far as chili cheese dips go, it's pretty standard. Still good shit though.
>>70483221That should be motivation to make your own family
>>70483292I liked Sana and still think she was a bad hire. She clearly wasn't cut out for streaming and her graduation hit the rest of Council pretty hard.
>>70483390brick of cream cheese just makes me think of cooking with ja/ck/ ....
>>70483062i never really minded the investigation bits (except when it was very confusing to find the way to progress them), but indeed i was always just waiting for the courtroom sections to start. they're so fucking fun.miles edgeworth investigations made them a lot more fun (and kinda literally integrated courtroom mechanics in them so it's kind of best of both worlds).
>>70483338I never swore cus swearing is bad but I got sent to the "naughty step"
>>70483396>>70483405>>70483413She literally told this story like 4 or 5 times and she was like 6 and only went there for the farm
>>70483338>ivory soapdid you also learn to drive in a McLaren like Mori?
>>70483407We didn't hear shit from mamashark, the audio quality was so bad.
>>70483167>>70483173>>70483181>>70483185>>70483212So she's a redhead?
>>70483338I threw my sister's hamster across the room when I was about 4 and my dad slammed me against the wall a few times.
>>70483485She also infected the EN artists too hard, so yeah fuxk you Sana
>husbanduh oh
>>70483023>>70483390You copycat motherfucker
>>70483242yeah it was management and scheduling but they finally standardized a system for everyone to get lives
>>70483125It looks like pasta with vomit sauce
Uuuhh...
>I can get Nerissa to marry me if I own a farm
Holy fucking yab
here they come...
>>70483453>adoptionBut biboo likes her mom even if she's cringe
That farm kid fucked up.
ahhhhhhhhhhhh cuuuuuuuute
Nerissa trying to groom up his future husband!
>husbandjailbirds...
So if you have a farm Nerissa will just drop her panties for you?
>fanart requestsholy based
>>70483459flips are mega Catholic and strict
>>70483516Anons don't watch streams
>>70482880Indiana checking in. Midwest as fuck. People confused or blown away by their family don't realize that's just every family around here.
>>70482532source on the cropped pic?
>all you fan art people out thereAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
COVERED IN SHIT
>Draw Nerissa covered in shit.Yup
OH NO NO NO NO NO
jailbirds?
>>70483538Deserved.
>>70483564You're farm will have to have a strong internet connection.
>>70483062They're a necessary evil, you can't do literally everything in the courtroom alone
>>70483582i have a farm...
>1st grader nerissaUOOOHHHH
KEK
>>70483553I wrote it myself, too busy listening to read the thread sorry
>>70483593I guess so *shrugs*
I am going to buy a fucking farm
>please draw first grade nerissa with her legs spread
>Night milking
jesus christ
Mamarissa sure has a way with words, huh?
what is mamarissa envisioning? Because it sounds HOT
YES FANARTIST, DRAW MORE CUNNY NERISSA
>>70483599Fat hags sexos.
>>70483533wait is that really how it works?
>>70483628>standing there with her legs spreadUWAAAAAAAAA
Nerissa would be really good at milking at me
>>70483485On paper Sana is fine if only because she's just genki Ina, but I don't think she had an idea of what she was getting into and Cover also doesn't really understand the amount they ask of their talents.
How do I acquire a farm
>Draw this>My daughter had her legs spread with the cows coming at her from behind???????
>She barely played with the little boySAVED
Nerissa definitely had sex
>Ignored the boy to go play with the Cow all day
>>70482607>momPff I'm not autistic, I ask my sister instead
Rissa's legs spread open and ready for milking...
>>70483518no my dad had a 2 seater stick shift pickup that got repossessed and made me learn how to drive on a not super busy highway but it was still extremely stressful
>>70483338>standing in the cornerThats fucked up
poor lil guy...
>>70483466You first
gutters
First that random farm boy got Historia in AoT/SnK and now this random farm boy is getting Nerissa. What the fuck
>>70483619modern farms are so incredibly high tech, good internet is like the #1 requirement
Cunnyrissa getting bred by all the farm animals UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Get Nerissa to come over>She hangs out with your dad insteadCouldn't be me
Just own a cattle barn, jailbirds.
>>70483062Would the courtroom sections shine as hard without the gathering evidence and investigation buildup?
HUH??????????
>>70483407She is where Gura got her size according to Gura
So the way in to Nerissa’s heart is to own a farm
Nerissa is a natural-born farm girl
>>70483459Anon forgets that islam are shitty parents too and most of ID is islam
>>70483671bro she was with the farmer... sexually harrassing a bunch of cows
>gutterscute
that goop is lube
>the holo cow farm
>>70483673And she was a first grader, don't forget that!
>>70483705>go over to nerissas to hang out >i hang out with her dad in the woodshop instead of hanging out with her100% me
is it normal that this thick accent is driving me nuts?
>>70483292Rare Takodachi L
Why the HELL would demons want to farm?
why are all Adventists so weird?
Why does it feel like HoloEN's been a non-stop "COME HOME WHITE MAN" ad to move to the midwest for the past 2 years?Even Gura threw that place a lot of nods back when she was streaming a lot
>>70483728never happening. I could keep a rat alive
>>70483662>batsuahh I see it now, thanks anon
Paparissa is living my dream life
>Little girl with waist length pig tailsDon't do this to me
>This girl is destined to work with cows
>>70483532I remember her saying a couple of words
>>70482325older brother watson is a schizo with a tin foil hat
>>70483677yeah with me
Cunnyrissa was retarded but would have made a great farm wife.
>>70483765What the fuck is this.
>This girl is destined to work with cowsWell she works with Shiori and Fuwawa now, so that's something.
Kek Nerissa
>you are lucky papabird didn't know thatOh fuck
and now she's friends with Shiori Cowvella
>>70483459Ask Risu about her parents.
>>70483710it would probably be really hard to pull off every single time, but cases like apollo justice's opening one prove it's possible.
Paparissa almost shot a 1st grader!
Based Older brother cutting that shit off at the stem
>>70483728Will a farm in Nowhere, SEAland count?
>>70483765Nigga what the fuck is that? It's amazing.
The kids older brother is fucking gay
I don't have a farm...
>>70483538Yeah you'll go to hell for that one anon
haha imagine being the fucking retard who passed on cunnyrissa
>>70483687Nah, you're the only one who doesn't belong here.
>>70483715>Believing anything that op-sec queen Gura saysI can't believe people are still this fucking stupid
>>70483831>Paparissa beats up a 7 year old for talking shit
>>70483780Gura is a southern girl, so back the fuck off
>>70483780the Midwest is fake white man’s land, the PNW is the real version>muh liberalsnot a real problem
>>70483824>>70483862actual newfags...
>>70483780YAGOO wants to colonize the United States using Japanese family values
>Guy could have married Nerissa but stopped because his older brother girls aren't coolImagine how much regret that guy must be living with.
>>70483459>flipsShiori isn't a flip though, is she?
>>70483780coastal america has been getting steadily shittier
>>70483796ANON CLEAN THOUGHTS
>>70483906sure thing "west coast man"
>>70483684I learned to drive in a Walmart parking lot, but my dad would get really mad when I fucked up changing gears, he ended up sending me to a driving school, and I still can't drive stick to this day
>>70483538
uhhh isn't Nerissa supposed to be a sound demon? it sounds more like she grew up in a farm
https://twitter.com/zlcrowRED/status/1763980085768737015https://twitter.com/zlcrowRED/status/1763980085768737015https://twitter.com/zlcrowRED/status/1763980085768737015https://twitter.com/zlcrowRED/status/1763980085768737015
>>70483774>Paparissa and me at the shooting range>Paparissa and me butchering and skinning animals>Paparissa and me grilling dinner for my wife (Nerissa)Yeah, me
>>70483906fuck off washington fag
>>70483780I'm living in the land where my ancestors fought and died. I'm not moving out west, you corn syrup guzzling faggot.
>started off as a shy midwest girl who wanted a tranditional farmer's wife life>became a loud marine-larping weeb lesbianThe fuck happened in her early teens?
>>70483865the kids brother is jealous he was playing with a girl, many suck things...
>>70483765I have no clue what this is from but I'm fucking dying
>>70483906lol
>>70483927I bet hes watching and crying right now.....
Mamarissa's laughter is so good. It's like hearing my own mom laugh, it makes me smile.
>>70483954WATCH STREAMS
THAT BOY COULD HAVE BEEN (YOU) AND YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW
>>70483538Never threw another hamster after that, did you?
>>70483906>coasties be like
Do you guys remember 1st grade?
>>70483977Based
>>70483954No she wanted to use that first grader to get his farm
>>70483938>ruralcel copeYou love to see it.
>>70483954It's DEMONIC FARM.
>>70483954demon of cowbells
>>70483954Demons are supposed to trick humans. Why would a demon purposely sound nefarious, are you retarded? Go do your push ups.
I NEED THAT SMELL-O-VISION
>smell-o-vision would be so bad right now, you guysshe's a riot
>>70483774Literally me except with her brother in the forge
>>70483937She mentioned her catholic background and braso de mercedes.
>>70483907PAIZURI
>>70483977Lucky Bastard. Based.
>>70483937>he doesn’t know
>>70483977paparissa i kneel
>>70483977sugoi!
NERISSA IS A SCATFAG
>>70483780Gura isn't midwestern though
>>70483977lol
>>70484003I think I would have remembered living on a farm
>>70483981anime and hormones
>>70482817shiori, you can marry me and we can make an awesome, loving family together!
>>70483977Paparissa should plap me too.
>>70483906this anon thinks being surrounded by fentanyl addicts and bums is normal
>>70483684>>70483951I asked my dad to teach me how to drive on my 18th birthday and he said no, he was "tired of being my father for 18 years" and volunteered to pay for driving school instead.He got his wish in the end...
>>70483780no, stay home the midwest is full
>>70483951i still drive a manual now when i do drive and driving an automatic feels super weird because theres nothing to do while driving
>>70483977N-no...
>>70483981what 1 episode of Full Metal Alchemist does to a mf'er
OH SHIT THATS WHY SHE IS A RAVEN (A TRAHSER BIRD THAT SMELLS LIKE TRASH)HOLOLIVE DESIGN KEEPS FITTING THEIR LIFE LORE
>you will never poop in your oshi's hair
>>70483977basado
>>70484061So that's why Nerissa really loves Kiara. She wants to eat her ass and her shit.
>>70484011I remember crying at recess when I got stung by a bee in the ear
>>70483780why are you schizophrenic?
WHAT THE FUCK IS A VTUBER?!
>>70484003I've only ever lived in Virginia.
>>70484079the high school I went to literally had 2 black people in it out of over 1,000 people
>>70483977sugoi
>>70483906PNW is actually pretty great I don't know why you're being shit on. Remove Seattle and Portland and it'd be perfect.
WHAT ZE FUCK IS A VTUBER
>please draw my daughter when she was in 1st grade and spreading her legs and covered in poopWhat did Mamarissa mean by this?
>>70483977he's too based...
>the awkward silenceOhnononono
>>70483977based
the surprise is biboo
>one shot at life>not born in the US of Ait was over before it began
>didn't know what a vtuber wasprobably though she went into porn
>Watching SIMS videos on youtubeCute
>>70482493gura didn't talk about her for a long time and it just spiralled from there
What's happening in 10 minutes?
>>70484145puffy nipples
>>70483687Based zero self awareness retard
>>70484173>awkwardYou need basic social skills
>>70483765She is so damn flat, thats too fucking hot
>>70484127Didn't Kiara offer to shit on Gura one time?
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY IMMERSIONNNNNNNN
Mamatori and Mamarissa would get along so well
>putting yourself out thereshe definitely thought she was some chaturbate whore
>>70484011I remember my dyslexic tomboy friend from 1st grade, at least. We played Mario Kart a lot together.
>>70484181Isn't this what Mumei's mom thinks
>>70483780That place has fucking snow in May nigga I ain't going there
>>70484203>>70484203MAMARISSA ACRYLIC STANDS
Nerissa is the type of girl who eats sloppy joes
>>70484162Dumbasses literally don't know anything about the PNW. Which is good we don't want them moving here.
>>70484173holy shit they HATE each other!
>>70483965Nice tits
Sure you marry a midwest girl, but then you have to watch the fucking Packers!Price too high
>>70484181>wait, is it like onlyfans?
>>70484043https://litter.catbox.moe/81nn6g.jpeg
>>70484257But I eat sloppy joes.
>>70484084i dont mean to make it out like my dad was a good person or not because he absolutely wasnt and he was a complete demon to my mom and i will never forgive him for the way he treated her or myself secondarily i wish i had a more normal family like nerissa seemingly had when growing up because it sounds really nice hopefully you learned how to drive though
>>70483780Midwest has some flaws anon. Vtubing naturally disguises many of them>1. ITS FUCKING C O L D>2. Food options are fucking awful, its just slop and fast food>3. Not a lot to do, not a lot of major events or conventions or famous concert venuesAND MOST IMPORTANTLY:>4. ARCHITECTS -ONLY- Midwest women are FAT AS FUCK, and not the THICC way, absolutely fucking massive whales everywhere, every single "america fat" trope is birthed from the midwest
>>70483951Why the fuck would anyone want to drive a stick when driving Automatic is so much more convenient and easier.
>Mamarissa is proud of her daughterThis is enough to see a grown man cry
god women who get along with their parents are so fucking hot
>>70484252Her grandpa thinks she's an instagram fitness influencer.
>>70483965Me on the right
>>70484178At least you can come visit and pretend to be American by eating burgers.
>>70484257What's wrong with sloppy joes?
>>70484178yeah it's pretty great living here honestly
>>70484285holy...
I legitimately have no fucking idea why people are so into the idea of watching a 60 year old woman, let alone fetishize them.
>>70484252mumei's family compared with nerissa's family isn't really fair
so its hags that watch those weird sims videos?
>>70484091it's pretty cool, you just turn off your brain and suddenly you are at your destination, it's like magic
>>70484277>watching the packers when you can watch the vikings
TAYLOR SWIFT?
>>70484011Barely. I had a friend Armando who moved away after that year
>>70484011I punched someone and had a cool dartboard in my bedroom
TAY TAY???
>>70483780As someone who lives in the Midwest, the Midwest sucks ass and the only people who like it here have been here for generations.
It’s probably taylor swift
>>70483977s-sugoi!
>>70484011I can't remember three weeks ago. I have terrible amnesia.
AVRIL LAVIGNE
>>70484328It's novel. They would get bored after a few streams.
>>70484328theyre just preteneing and playing into a meme. nobody unironically finds any if this sexy.
shania twain
>>70484011I was picked on.
>>70484257damn I might have some sloppy joes tonight, sounds good
>>70484311oh, man, i could go for an animal style double-double and some animal style fries rn
>>70484011I played a lot of sports
The more I hear about Aradia, the more I love her
>>70484296Yeah when I road tripped around USA the Midwest was actually fucked. Giant landwhales as far as the eye can see and nothing but chain store megalots.
>>70484181She knew what youtubers were tho
>>70484178where are you from friend
>>70484328>>70484393I AM ROCK HARD
>>70483951I remember having an issue occasionally switching into 4th gear when downshifting to 2nd. It's just a matter of practice, though. If you drove a manual car, you'd get the hang of it in no time.
>>70484178Better luck next time, anon
Chris Benoit
>>70484367>>70484370>55-60 year old being a swiftie???
>>70484257>>70484283>>70484318Is sloppy joe a slang for... you know?
>>70484011I was being harassed at school, and apparently a girl accused me of sexual assault because I touched her down there. My grandma also told me that I used to play football with a cute girl, but I don't remember.
>>70484011I can't even remember what I ate last night
>>70484328I'm here for stories about Nerissa.
>>70484393>nobody
That cackle
>>70484328Anon discovers LARPing
>>70484011I remember my1st grade teacher but not what the fuck i did in 1st grade
Vanilla Ice
Midwest women are allergic to food with colour.
>>70484011yes it was my peak
>>70484011Yeah, it was exactly when my social skills died
>>70484306>mumei>fitnessold man is out of it
>Dont forget that Nerissa could have been the granddaughter of Elvis
>>70484455You did all that in first grade?
>>70484328Women wouldn't get it
>>70484294my dad's truck was manual, and being unable to drive it meant I had to borrow my mom's van...
THE SAD JAPANESE SONG
>>70484476plenty of colors in that food lil bro
>>70484011My Pokémon Emerald save was really sweet.
>>70484296>coldGood, fuck heat>foodThen I'll cook>nothing to doThis is what the internet is for>fatI'll figure out a solution, I just need time
>>70484011It's been downhill ever since...
>>70484452Its foodslop that white people eat
I'm cold and lonely and I really really miss gozaru de gozaru de gozaru.
WHAT A MASSIVE FUCKING WEEB
>>70483977he plaps nerissa D: ?!
>>70484452It's a type of burger. It's good.
>>70484452For a manwich? yesThey're delicious. Love me some saucy sloppy manwich.
>>7048432860 year olds are far more interesting, people only like 20 something year olds because they are far sexier
>>70484455WhatWait what
>I'm not like the other girls mom
>>70484491Insta fitnass influencer is just a kind way of saying Onlyfans slut.
>>70484328Nerissa is my wife. This is like meeting your wife's parents
>>704842962 and 4 are pros, not cons.1 and 3 are pretty bad though.
>>70484491he’s just trying his best anon, nigga probably fought in Korea and now his granddaughter makes $750,000 a year becoming a vtuber
>>70484011I vomited in class
So, is Mamarissa cute?
>>70484540Oh you're here again
Conversion vans were fucking PEAK
>>70483954thank god I'm not the only autist that gets bothered by this kind of shithonestly I've always hated when they break the immersion too hard and talk about mundane shit that clashes with the established character concept, it's why I could never truly get into Kiarathe only time it's acceptable to me is if the character is already just a human like Ina or Ame are
>>70484011Yeah but that's because I had a crush on my 1st Grade teacher and then when I was in 3rd Grade he killed his wife and I still think about how that could have been me if we got married when I turned 18.
>>70484011I went from a catholic school in kindergarten to some rural public school
>>70484178reroll
>>70484011I remember riding a red tricycle around a small yard
>>70484593how is 1 a con? the cold kills all the mosquitos and ticks
>>70484452>non-americans don't eat sloppy joes
>>70483977PLEASE draw mamarissa's request comic anon
ENTERBIBOO
ENTER BIBOO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING ENTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>70484178be a femboy and get adopted
ENTER????
IT'S A POSITIVE PREGNANCY TEST
>>70484563Long story, but we basically played a crotch-touching game, and she told her mom, who got mad.
BIBOO
ENTER CHILD
:D
HOLY SHIT IT'S A BABY BIBOO
>>70484619post pits
ENTER BABY
BIBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ENTER
Wow, what a surprise, who could have seen this coming?
holy FUCK
CUTE
MY HEART
>>70484441I always had issues when going uphill, because I literally can't coordinate my feet to use the clutch and pedal at the same time, it would also die on me every time I went over a bump, I ended up buying an automatic car and haven't tried to drive stick since then, it was more than 10 years ago
ENTER BIBBERS
Sudden Biboo
childrock on the telly
>>70484179ANON?!
ENTER BIBOOOO
BIBOOO ON TELLY
ENTERBIJOU
HAHAHA
BIBOOOOO
ENTER ROCKCUNNY
ROCK ROCK
>>70484619why are femhoomans like this
>>70484011I remember one time we were throwing scissors across the room at each other
wtf this is too cute
>>70484491Mumei used to go on hikes with animal super regularly. She might have twiggy arms but there's plenty of hints that her legs and thighs could actually be pretty well muscled.
cringe kino
BEEP BOO
HOLY CUTE
BIBOO, RUNYOU'RE GONNA GET GROOMED
>Biboo is watching
DANGIT
Mamarissa's ovaries JUST REIGNITED
MAMARISSAs MOM INSTINCTS KICKING IN
UNITY
jesus it's like she got another daughter
>Oh my god, Biboo is watchingKek
>>70484179
nookie?!
BIBOO IS GONNA GET BREASTFED BY NERISSA AND MAMARISSA LIVE ON STREAM ANY SECOND NOW
Why does Biboo activate the maternal instincts of hags?
Nookie?
She's so happy to hear Bijou, it's really cute.
MAMARISSA MEETING HER OSHI
Okay the genuine motherly instinct that erupted from Mamarissa when Biboo showed up was amazing.
mamarissa is ovulating again...
SUDDEN BIBOO
Take your nookie out
I can't believe Biboo made it into the family before me...
What's the mother-daughter equivalent of DDLG?
>>70484328>>70484393I unironically used to watch gilf porn of real human gilfs like 15 years ago.
why does biboo look like a 5 year old child
Mamarissa's eggs just reactivated after years of being dormant.
wait, where's uwu magic?
(๑ ' ᆺ ' )ノhttps://twitter.com/tokino_sora/status/1764106727371551036
She did it all for the nookie?
aaaaaand ruined
>>70484540Look at this gozaru.
>>70484179told you guys
Biboo is collecting all the hags
holy fucking BASED mamarissa
BIBOO IS GETTING RIZZED BY A GRANNY
this shit is so fucking funny to me I’m dying right now
>>70484827Don't speak lies
If Biboo and Nerissa spent the night together before debut, does that mean Bibbers has met Nerissa's mom?
Ok, this is the cutest fucking thing. Her accent is coming out hard.
BIJOE IS GROOMING ANOTHER HAG
>>70484797THE DYING STAR, RE-IGNITED
>>70484657>>70484659>>70484661>>70484663>>70484664>>70484666>>70484667>>70484670>>70484671>>70484676>>70484695>>70484699>>70484700>>70484712>>70484715>>70484727>>70484728>>70484737>>70484749>>70484780HOLY CRAP A MUNDANE MOMENT THAT HAPPENED ON STREAM I MUST SPAM THE THREAD IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!
>>70484440I SUMMONED BIBOO
JEWELBIRD BROS
Would you rather:>move to Japan and marry Irohaor>move to midwest and marry Nerissa
>>70484617Anon, do you seriously think they could keep up with>"oh I'm totally an ancient milennial warrior who has seen countlews historical events"For 3 years? Please, even JPs break immersion
Hags really do watch Biboo...
Holy hag laugh
>Mamarissa is a pebbleBASED
is bijou more pg13 than ina and fauna?
>>70484597years of hearing his father talking about fighting the Japs and then his granddaughter works for a japanese company. Thinking she works as a insta influencer would be the better option
What the fuck is with midwestern women bloodlook at these MAX LEVEL motherly instincts kicking in at biboo, most women I know are repulsed by the idea of kids these days, is it the water? The cheese?
That's a very hag laugh
>RISSA'S MOM LOVES BIBOO MORE THAN RISSAOH GOD
>Mamarissa is a pebble
>>70484841MDLG?
>>70484900all me btw
>>70484900All me
>>70484851she said she will do it at the end of the stream
biboo so nervous...
Isn't Biboo a little too slutty? Like, just hearing her name just makes me think of anal sex. Kinda fucked up of her desu.
Biboo is the true family-friendly holo.
WHAT THE BEEP
>>70484888WATCH STREAMS NIGGAYES SHE DOES
>>70484811>Nerissalemao, there's nothing there. she has worse breast envy than Fauna and we all saw her arms go thru her tits in 3d.
>>70484900Me
Mamarissa knows Biboo's BEEP
>I love that you're very PG-13this woman goes to my church on god
>>70484900BIBOO BIBOOBIBOOBIBOO
>>70484840Bro...
THE MAXIMUM CACKLE
biboo sounds younger
That Biboo? Me.
>tries to be an edgelord chuuni>PG-13
>>70484867i wish i had a cute jap wife to have children with
RAFFEANS GOING MENHERA ONCE AGAINhttps://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1764107841596690663
>>70484917Can I do both?We need a holosex safari tour
>>70484853Sora cute.
Get fucked shitbird
This is aggressively cute
I will have sex with them! (mamarissa first in case she gets tired)
>>70484927Good Christian values
>>70484927there aint shit to do and its always cold
Biboo sounds even more like a baby than usual
Bijou's mom and Nerissa's mom should kiss
>sims and animal crossingMAMARISSA IS A WOMAN
Nerissa is the third wheel on her own channel
>>70484900arr mii
Fuwamoco mogged...
>>70484959Hey, can you stop yelling pls?
>>70484867>male balding patternIt has just began and it's already over...
>>70484619cool story bro
>>70484900why did you reply to me 20 times
>>70484011I remember too much.Back to about age 5, I have decent memories of entire stretches of time (entire scenes). Earlier than 5 that it's photo stills and flashes or moments, like the room layout of my first preschool (when I was 2 or 3). From about age 8 everything is pretty vivid. I also have vivid memories of bad times. I don't black out when I've had too much to drink. If I'm throwing up for 2 hours I remember every fucking minute of it. If I had a fight or argument with a girlfriend, I can't forget it.
>>70484917Iroha
>animal crossingAhh another woman game that happens to be a stock market simulator.
Reminder that despite all evidence to the contrary Bijou is an adult woman.
>>70484900ENTER FAGGOT
>Try to be sexy>Cute>Try to be edgy>PG-13Her fate is sealed
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I don't care about Nerissa's family. I don't care about her enough to want to watch boring white people.
>>70484900why are you like this?
>>70485022Proof?
God this is so depressing...>try to get my mom into games>calls it a waste of time and to never try that againI wish I could bond with my mom over vidya
>Mamarissa likes Animal Crossing >My mom likes Animal CrossingThey are?
>>70485022NO WAY
Mamarissa reminds me way too much of my mom and now I'm slightly concerned about introducing Vtubing to my mother because now I feel like this is exactly how she'd act to seeing Biboo.
Biboo is activating Mamarissa's dried out ovariesSHE CAN STILL POP ANOTHER ONE OUT
>>70484917iroha unquestionably
>>70484968They all go to church. Every sunday! She loves singing with chruch acoustics
>>70485030the real Japanese male experience
>>70484917I prefer blondes.
mamarissa knows about Jack box kino HOLY SHIT
Credit card versions of board games are so soulless, it's not the same when you can't physically count your money
>>70484925Yes. Fauna is 18+.
Oh god family jackbox
Mayonnaise is a drink!
>>70485082go back
>>70485066I refuse to believe this.
>>70484927Biboo sparks maternal instinct in every woman its not a midwest thing
>>70484296Now list the rest of America.
>>70484927Different times and generations. There's a lot of societal reasons for it, don't think too much about it.
>>70485082based brown person
>>70485022dropped
Christ, you can just tell that Mamarissa wants to bounce Biboo on her knee
>crying peniswhat the fuck
CRYING PENIS!?
>>70484011I got bullied for the first time in 1st grade (by a girl)
This woman asking Biboo asking what games she plays is so bizarre
why the fuck do women like Sims so much
>CRYING PENISMINE BTW
CRYING PENIS
>>70485066even better
honestly a rissa family jackbox would go hard
crying penis?
Imagine if she met Luna. She'd probably melt.
>>70484917Japan so I can get merch more easily
>>70484607brand new conversion vans are actually still a thing although they've been taken over by camper conversions instead https://www.classicvans.com/new-conversion-vans/1638-chevrolet-express-2500-7-passenger-explorer-slk-sprt-pkg.html
that penis? mine
>Crying penis
Yeah, mine
>>70485082Okay, calm down, guy from that other company.
NIGGA WHAT?
>>70485098you're worried that she'd have good taste?
>>70485082and yet you’re posting here
This is so cute, she's talking to Biboo like she's a literal child.
PENIS MENTION
ENTER ANONYMOUS THE FAGET >>70484900
>>70484917Does Iroha have a wholesome family that can give me the familial love I lack? If yes I chose gozaru because she reminds me of seiba
>crying penisYeah mine when Biboo joined
that crying penny? me
>Crying penis>it was so small on my screenYeah, anon's
>>70485127Fauna only worth is getting abused.
YAB
>i love how your stream is pg-13>CRYING PENIS
Penis mention... she might as well collab with Holostars at this point
>>70485151nice
>>70484927they're actually normalthis entire generation of women has been fucking ruined
>Misread "penny" as "penis"Mamarissachama......
>>70485181I'd worry that she's gonna start asking me to make a very own Biboo for her.
>Likes how PG Biboo is>Brings up the crying penis to herWhat did Mamarissa mean by this?
>>70485082Uki pls
Awwwwww that's cute
A penis crying...
>raise 4 fucking kids>THEY ALSO have kids>Still get absolutely THRILLED at the idea of an adopted daughterExplain this please
>>70485082based
That pacifier always makes me feel like I'm being placed on a watchlist. Was bijou told specifically she needs the pedophile market or is she just that worried about her numbers?
>>70484917Iroha of course. My yellow fever demands it.Also that picture is really hot.
>>70485093My dad got me into video games at age 4 and then did nothing but shit on me for playing them for the next 30 years...
>>70485013How cool are Midwestern summers? New York is getting to hot in them lately
>crying penisYeah, mine.
WHITE PEOPLE DOING WHITE THINGSWHITE PEOPLE DOING WHITE THINGSWHITE PEOPLE DOING WHITE THINGSWHITE PEOPLE DOING WHITE THINGSWHITE PEOPLE DOING WHITE THINGSWHITE PEOPLE DOING WHITE THINGS
that's fucking hilarious
>it was so small on my screenKEK
>>70484994don't care! We are watching the better content right now
>>70485231Fuckoff homobeggar
>numberfagging
>>70484917i already live in the midwest, and i think i'd rather give japan a try
>>70485093My dad used to be a starcraft autist but now he hates videogames
>>70485218Wrong retard. Also getting abused by her.
>>70485093The last time I played video games with my mom was Wii bowling a decade ago.
>>70485075
>>70485251Corruption fetish...
Biboo is so cute. I’m definitely not horny for her, haha
>>70484917Nerissa.I will not curse my offspring by having them be hapas.
She should meet Kobo
>>70485242she is in fact, very fertile
>34 thousand "people"
>>70485273
biboo is a literal child
that poll is getting botted like crazy
>>70485273Truly a fine woman.
>>70485276bijou didn't ask for her pacifier her mama just gave it to her
>>70485291Family doing family things. I guess you wouldn't know what that's like being alone.
>>70485340All me
>>70485273She kinda wanted a fifth
>>70485358It's CCVID all over again.
>>70485250Is that a bad thing?
>>70485273The joy of motherhood
>>70485250she probably already wants that from you
>>70484605I'm always here!>>70484860Wow, kawaii de gozaru!!!!!!!!! She is way too cute as a cat!
She's just like me.
>>70485310You would hate videogames too if you were a Blizzard drone.
>>70485093I got my mom into death metal
>>70485273Childrearing runs in the family HARD
Nerissa mentioned her mom having a disability that impacts her life, from this stream it seems like it's being nearly blind.
MAMARISSA DONT LOOOK
>>70485317The last time I played videogames with my parents was donkey kong country more than 20 years ago...
>>70485093my mom only plays mobile trash puzzle games
great, lady, now i'm gonna be thinking non stop about that crying penis... wait is this how unicorns feel?
>>70485093My mom likes videogames but she only really plays Miss Pac-man and Mortal Kombat 3
>>70485093>Get introduced into video games by mom>I still can't beat her in Mortal Kombat which was the series she used to introduce me to them
>>70485273you are watching an actual genuine woman who has natural estrogen coursing through her veins compared to the women our age that are full of drugs and pharmaceuticals
>>70485381Only white trash have that shit tradition
that uber driver? me
>>70485273being born and raised before modern men and women were fed the idea that loveless relationships and sex are "a good thing"
>>70485310I'm the oldest person in my family that likes video games...
>>70485276By being here you're already in one.
>>70485310The natural outcome from playing Starcraft
>>70485435kek
>mamarissa knows what a penis is
nerissas baby fever..
>>70485286i live in chicago, the summers are kinda brutal but also somewhat short
>>70485273the firtility of midwestern women is astronomical.
>>70485364She uses it; implied endorsement. Kronii got rid of that retarded fucking subway sandwich in her chat room.
>>70485340as far as I know, bots can't vote, and the poll she had recently had at least 40 thousand participation.
>>70485279are you me
>>70485273Also impressive that a SEA kid makes her happy, some midwestern families are pretty damn racist.I guess the rissa family really are good folks
Holy fuck! Is that [generic white person from the midwest]This is the most incredible thing I have ever seen!
>>70485439>everyone moved on from the topic>still thinking about cocksounds about right
>>70485286Not as bad as New York, but winters are colder (but less snow if you're west of the Great Lakes)
>>70485469She needs a kid in her tummy
>>70485428She told 2 stories about driving
its time
It's time
Kro Mebby on the telly!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRGyKh6mDNg
it's time.
>>70485093i got into cooking to bond with my mom instead
>>70485494the WINDY city as they call it
>>70485504We all are.
>>70485093>sapling>mama issuesuuu...same
>>70485273Being a career parent is a thing
>>70485273overcharged motherly instinctRemember she encouraged her daughters to get lot of kids for her to take care of.
>>70485273Rissa's father is one of 12 children. Midwestern women BREED.
Oh jesus christ I had a horrible thought...is shiori going to show up in this stream?
Biboo has the cutest aww sound
>>70485511Why do you hate white women?
>>70485511They've been missing for like a decade anon. I wasn't even sure they still existed.
EVEN A GROOMER
>>70485507it's like having a pet
>>70485507despite what you hear on the news and internet most americans aren't racist
Rissa the groomer...
Oh she's a groomer alright
>groomeryab
>Nerissa was made for grooming
She is a groomer now.
>>70485286humid and anywhere between the 80s and low 100s in minnesota
>groomeryeah shes grooming biboo
>Nerissa would be a groomer
GROOMER MENTIONRISSA WANTED TO BE A GROOMER
groomer bros
Nerissa is a groomer...
>groomer
I wonder how much she practiced not forgetting to call her "Nerissa"
>She has dead mom hairWhat did Nerissa mean by this?
>a groomer
groomer nerissa...
Wow, Rissa could've been a Discord mod!
IT'S TIME
Nerissa was MADE to be a groomer
she wanted her daughter to be a GROOMER?
She's grooming the child next to her
Is Nerissa a mama's girl or a papa's girl? I'm thinking the former.
Oh, she's very good at grooming all right
>Nerissa>shyReally makes you wonder how many other '''shy''' girls are actually complete sexual deviants.
>she's good with those gutters y'know
Why are you guys so horny for a grandmother?
>>70485596I love Shiori, but I hope not
>>70485093My dad got me into stronghold on the PC and my mom plays WoW
>>70485642I'm also curious about that. I know I wouldn't be able to trust my family members to do that.
>>70485511>>70485456>>70485291BASED BASED BASED
>>70485435>UOOOOOH! PUSSY! EROTIC!
>>70485682it's a stereotype for a reason
This stream is so sweet, it's giving me diabetes
>>70485583Going from one of 12 to having 4 kids shows how bad the economy is going even in the midwest
>>70485642>I wonder how much she practiced not forgetting to call her "Nerissa"I was unironically hoping we'd get another GrandmaReaper moment from this stream kek
>>70485701this but aradia
>>70485596NOW THAT WOULD BE KINO
>>70485682it’s almost like sexual desire is a (nearly) universal human experience wow
>>70485507These Polka's should kiss
>>70485596she had a horrible breakdown today, so doubtful
LITTLEST PET SHOP MENTIONED
>>70485507midwestern people aren't the kinda racist that hates people, they're more the "I just don't want them over here" kinda racist.
Mamarissa likes biboo because she sounds young, happy, and pure unlike her whore daughters is that right?
>Nerissa wOuld be ok with scat play KIARA IS IN
Jesus christ, do none of you people go outside or have girlfriends? This is the kind of stuff you couldn't pay me to listen to yet all of you are foaming at the mouth over it.
>>70485596>mamarisa... Can you be proud of me ?
>>70485596I love Shiori and i hope she does, but it would be better for her own self esteem to not appear.
>>70485742Gura won...
>>70485511Believe it or not anon, if you aren't from North America, Midwestern people *are* exotic
Mamarissa will adopt biboo
>>70485726sameif this stream doesnt end within 30 minutes im dying of sugar overdose
Biboo is good with her mom
>she was better with animals so she wanted to be a vetBe glad you didn't Nerissa. I did 5 years of vet school then dropped out since it was either that or kill myself.
>>70485682stereotypes are rooted in truths
>>70485456>A "white trash" tradition is having a full stable loving family
>what's your favorite stream with Nerissa>.....KEK
>>70482817this contrast between this stream and shiori's member stream is really night and day
>>70485742ES ELLA
>>70485739?
>>70485753yes
She watched the lesbian MV
>>70485511its all brown people and chinks
>>70485742kek
I was already enjoying the stream but the moment Bijou showed up Mamarissa completely fired up, damn.
>>70485273The most fertile and baby crazy women in the world all went to one place and their kids all bred creating a race of hyper fertile baby crazy people.
>>70485770so dont watch it then you fucking loser
>Did you listen to it, Mamarissa?>I DID. I DIIIIIIIDDDDDDMy god, the motherhood. It's fucking overflowing
>>70485770why are femhoomans like this
Wait Nerissa's mom is a pebble?
Why do I feel that Mamarissa is disappointed in Rissa and wishes that she was like Biboo?
>>70485596It would feel like the climax of a Christmas movie
This may be controversial but little old ladies.
They're taunting her with their Midwestern buff
>>70485770I am from SEA and white culture is fasinating to me
>>70485742I was already an adult when this aired...
>>70485596No way in hell, she's a wreck today
I like how Nerissa loves Biboo's singing despite Biboo being such an inferior singer
>>70485596Mamarissa please adopt Shiori...
>>70485770Instead you're sitting here whining anonymously? So cool
>>70485770people are just enjoying a cringekino stream. theres no foaming
>>70485596nahrissa invited only biboo because her mom loves her
I was awkward with meeting my friends' parents. One of them even thought I was a mute. I don't get how biboo is so good with it...
>>70485753I think she wants to eternally raise a child
>>70485800retard
we got so many good LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sound clips from this stream
>>70485795I know a few vets and they're all depressed because putting down animals is a big part of the job
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
holy kek
>>70485770the only women I have interacted with during the past 10 years have been college aged whores, this is comfy
>>70485770It's kind of different when its a streamer vs your girlfriend. I can't listen to my girl and her mom talk about this shit but watching a stream is different.
>>70485770where do you think we are
>>70485835>>70485739QRD please?
I think I'm going to go tell my mom I love her even though I say that everyday because I live with her.
Horse groomer huh? I remember my grandpa told all of us to never take that kind of job because of the mafia
>LET'S GOOOMamarissa is a natural
>>70485739Qrd?
>>70485596>last hour is just a Shiori-Mamarissa therapy session
>>70485770Do you know what board you are on right now? Let alone website?
This stream is kinda comfy
white people wonamerica wonthis stream made me a patriot
>>70485847She is the ultimate hag collector
>>70485596No but Kiara is coming
imagine your own mom calling you cringe...
lewd mention
>>70485889Fuck off
>>70485770Where the fuck do you think you are?
>>70485770Yes, actually. I still wouldn't want to be anywhere else right now.
>>70485770>do none of you people go outside or have girlfriends?well... I mean...
>>70485795So how did the story end?
>if you just slap an anime png on normie vlogging content anons will suddenly think it's kino
here's the image you asked for ma'am, nerissa powerstancing a cow into submission.i will take my payment in cheesy dip
>>70485807Deleted member's stream so you need to check the archive
>>70485596She can't understand what an actual loving family is like.
Mamarissa would be a good chuuba manager
>>70485507there's a relatively large amount of hmong diaspora in the twin cities (the largest outside of SEA), so seeing an ethnic SEA woman is no big deal
>>70485833>pacifier in, right next to two sets of MILKERSshe knew what she was doing using this png
>ProtectiveNerrisa is the aggressor here.....
>>70485832Tell me more
CERTIFIED ANTI CUSSER
God this stream is so white that I can't breathe.
>>70484900>do none of you people go outside or have girlfriends?
holy ffuck the live mamarissa reaction from downstairs is a hilarious thought
>>70485836Biboo activates motherly instincts, it's like having a daughter
>>70485770>on 4chan>on /vt/>on /hlgg/this is like showing up at a leper colony and being like why is everyone here diseased
MAMARISSA SWEARS
>>70485831>little old ladies.?
>watching your daughter become an e-whoreit's a complicated feel
hmm whatever could she mean?
>>70485770You will never be a hooman.
>>70485770There's just something refreshing about a Vtuber with a happy, healthy family that participates in her content.
>>70485932SOVL
>She said fuck ONCE
>>70485932where's the shit stains?
>>70485770It's very wholesome and I'm in a good mood.
Koyori is being extra cute today
Dear god wtf
>She heard Mamarissa say FUCK once>while Mamarissa is alone in the room with PaparissaMUHOHOHO
i used to have the same kind of feeling with swearing too because my mom never swore eitheri also used to think cats and dogs were the same breed of animal but cats were the female version of the animal and dogs were the male version until i was like 13
MAMARISSA TURNED NERISSA INTO... THIS...!!!
She has a wrinkle below her eye.
Imagine your own mom thinking you're cringe when you act horny on stream.
>>70485931go back, sister >>70465188
Mamarissa's laugh is kind of like a genderbended DSP laughACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
>>70485932thats a horse Anon...
>>70485770I got a girl I liked in college a Flareon plush because it was her favourite Eevee, (She got me out of the blue a manga from a con) And I never ended up giving it to her because I knew I had no chance. It's still on the shelf in my room as a grim reminder to never buy girls gifts unless I'm cumming inside them. I have had this plush for over a decade now and it's still in the box
>>70485900How much would I need to pay for a holo to sing the Battle Hymn of the Republic?
No males on stream for nerissa...
>>70485847women work differently when they connect with each other. I met my friend's dad and we just exchanged hellos and nods and that was it.
>>70485968you can't breathe from the fabuloso fumes from your stove nigger
>>70486010maybe botted
>>70485931Okay ruffian
>>70486064She streamed with a male yesterday though?
kek
>>70485931/qa/ lost
>SHE'S ONLY THREE
>SHE'S ONLY THREEKek
>>70485770king
>>70485770based and same desuI have to imagine most of the anons are single childs or something
>>70486054oh anon..........
>>70486090When will you tards learn how YT works
>Everybody saying that Aradia was the problem child
>>70485998Yes!>>70486031Hag crow's feet erotic!
>>70486064are you sure about that?
This is what I imagine when hearing that voice
>>70485770it's called caring
OH DAMN
>>70486054you made the right choice anon
>>70486044>>70486088I'm a bit confused why we're accusing the guy of being a ruffian of all things, did I miss some catalog thread meta?
>>70485456I just want a loving wife, two kids and stable homely house...
Ignore the shitters and post hags.
>>70486054I'll buy it for $15.
>>70485770You'd have to pay me a month's worth of rent to watch an entire Mumei stream and I'm not saying this in a joking manner at all. This is the most genuine thing I've said in the years I've been posting on this board.
SEA on this board have an inferiority/sour grapea complex towards white women, any white woman.
Reminder that Mamarissa in her prime looked like Nerissa but with significantly larger boobs.
>>70486090It's a poll that's been up for an hour bro, it's just the viewer churn.
>she loves her the most because she gave her grandkids
>>70486010Yes, a total of 50,000 people passed through the stream and voted
>>70485931it's precisely the dissonance which makes it entertaining. Imagine if you autistically rant to your parents about weebshit without consequences?
>>70486054BROTHER. GOD DAMN IT. YOU FUCKING RETARD. THE ONLY REASON YOU DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE IS BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LET YOURSELF. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU FUCKING RETARDS. GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD AND JUST DO SHIT STOP THINKING.
Why does Biboo laugh like that?
>>70486151h-hot....
Bijou will eat 2 bites
>malpha is her favorite>she loves her the most>because she's given her grandkidsfuck, you can hear the shame in her voice
and people find...this sexy? old women?
any 5ch screens?
>>70486174kek
We hate white people here
>gets adopted by Nerissa's family
>>70485847The first time I ever met one my best friend's dad was when we walking home from school and some guy wearing shades pulled up from behind us in this old ass cadillac At first I thought it was gang member trying to press us, but then he ran up to the car talked to the guy then came back to me, and told me that was he dad and he thought I was a drug dealer
>>70486151Would.
>>70486151SEXXX
Bijou's weird giggles always make my ear twitch, no idea why.
I can't tell if Nerrisa's mom is grooming Biboo, or if Biboo is grooming Nerrisa's mom.
>>70486185It's still going up. In the same increments. That's kinda weird.
>>70486070Why do conservative southerners glorify this socially awkwardness? If I've gotta make nice with another guy I'll pour them a drink and vent about life, weather, taxes, whatever. Nobody thinks you're cool roleplaying Hank Hill.
>>70486210yes
>>70486054Just fuck the Flareon instead, duh.
>>70486054Did you fuck the plush yet?
>>70486177*sour grapes
>Mamarissa secretly hates Rissa
>>70486177retard
>>70486218Nerissa's mother is grass ah ah ah ah
>>70486220some of my best friends are white
>>70486054Coward
>>70486241Biboo is a known serial groomer
>>70486220this is a no nigger zone
biboo is a child
>>70486054damn niggasell it on ebaydon't treat yourself like that, man
BIBOO DON'T DO IT THEY'RE GONNA KIDNAP YOU
>>70486255He who was never tasted grapes says sour
BROS LOOK WHAT I GOT
>>70486177honestly it's either lust or pure hatred, very weird
>>70486241it's mutual
>>70485897Crying on members stream.
ok *drizzle straberry syrup on my dick*
>>70486186She had a boyfriend too but treated me like some kind of backup I guess? She never ended up leaving him before we left college and I never spoke to her againI am in a better place now
>>70486246whats wrong with you
>adopt mekek
ope
>>70486151this woman and people like her are the backbone of the strongest country in the history of the world
Biboo is definitely grooming people to be her parents.
>>70486256Cutie~!
>>704862764ch stormy ah ah
>>70486300Sex
OFFICIALLY ADOPTED
>>70486258we all do
>>70486054Jesus Christ anon, just burn the plushie or give to some hospital or something
>>70486054Hey, maybe one day you will find someone to give it to
>>70486010>>70486090This poll has been up for more than an hour and this stream has been at a 30k+ CCV for basically it's entiretyIt's very likely that 20k people have cycled through
>It's slike the Cherub came inJesa
>>70485093>mom says "we almost never talk despite living in the same house">I try teaching her Python as a family bonding exercise as well so she can make her desk work 100x easier>immediately tells me "no" because "I don't understand computers" with a proud face as if that was a good thing
>nerissa is actually jealous of the reaction she had to biboo
>>70486054what the actual fuck lol
>>70486341that woman is not filipino
>>70486220>>>/nijien/
>Meanwhile, i just got this notification
>the slight pause as biboo decides how to react to white people food
>Mamarissa approves of yandere Nerissa
>>70486300Why does she stand like that?
>>70486324That doesn't matter at all. You could have just given her a gift, gauged her reaction, if she thought it was weird you had a fucking out by just saying you were getting her back for the manga. RETARD. RETARD.
>to get sleepyKEK
>>70486377Anon do you really honestly actually factually unironically believe you can teach a mom coding?
Kronii knows a surprising amount about fish.
>>70486373I don't think that's it
DOWNDOWNDOWNBY THE RIVERit's so good it's true
tell me, why does biboo wear the pacifier
>>70486377anon, I say this with all respect, people throw the term “autistic” around here. But trying to bond with your mom by teaching her Python is genuinely just like you’re incapable of understanding what it’d be like to be another human being not like yourself
>>70486324>I am in a better place nowyou're here though
>>70486206All I heard is that Nerissa will settle for a substantial fertile man.
>>70485929I dropped out but now I have no idea what to do with my life. I wasted my youth chasing a dream which amounted to nothing. I am a crude, miserable and vulgar husk of a man completely devoid of drive or ambition.
>>70486054>>70486186explode normalfaggots2D > 3DPD
>>70486324Ohhhb you were the nice guy friend.
Biboo will never survive her first midwestern supper.
>>70486410zozzle
MAMARISSA SHOULD BECOME A VTUBER HAHA
>>70486428A showing of her charisma.
>>70486377>teaching your tech illiterate mom pythonanon... your autism...
>I'm super proud of youI wish my mom would say that to me...
This woman wants grandkids.
>>70486324You are on /vt/ blogging. You arent in a better place stop kidding yourself
>>70486410LOL
>>70486377>I try teaching her Python as a family bonding exerciseYou're retarded kek
>>70486419White people food is the best. Don't care what any shitskin says.
>>70486478True
>>70486444She used to go fishing a lot, with her dad iirc
>>70486476Your bloodline is weak and you will not survive the winter.
>>70486467Oh god oh fuck
>>70486410>call me next weekman...
>>70486503She has grandkids.
>>70486377>I try teaching her Python as a family bonding exercisethere is no way this is real
COURT TIME
>>70486540she wants more
>>70486503why are older women so sexy...
>>70486441I tried using what I know for the family bonding, ok?! It's better than just giving up without trying like she did
>>70486324Ah she was just treating you nicely like a friend. It's good that you had your expectations set properly but you still should've given the gift as a friend. If only to reciprocate the random manga gift
>>70486503good god
>>70486458she's a big guy
>>70486503Too bad, she's getting more kids instead.
All of this reminds me of when Ina talked to Kobo in her birthday stream for some reason.
>>70486377>I try teaching her Python as a family bonding exerciseAnon please...
>>70486474>a man completely devoid of drive or ambitionhe's just like me frfr
>>70486377cook something together, go out and enjoy a day off together. THIS NIGGA CHOOSES TO TEACH HIS MOM HOW TO CODE WHAT A FUCKING AUTIST
>>70486410fuck I feel so sad for her
>>70485093my mom played need for speed II with me in the ps1, good timesfuck now I miss her
Why don't you try bonding with your mothers doing something THEY like?
>>70485093I brought over my Quest 3 that I got myself for christmas when i was over at my parents for dinner one time.My dad and mom gave a simple mixed-reality shooting game a go, and it was honestly kinda nice to see them have fun with it and compare their scores after
>>70486410I haven't been following Shiori, what the fuck happened?
>>70486503>All those pubes leaking through the underwearYES
>>70486565>>70486565>>70486565>>70486565
>get up little doggiekek
>>70486503pubes sticking from her pantiesHOT HOT HOT
>do we like countryYes, I line dance every week and listen to “old boots new dirt”
Nah mom I listen to Kawaiikute Gomen and IDOL.
>>70486551Older Women have the ability to pretend like cute young girls. Proof: See Mio, Korone, Botan
>>70486556Just invite her out to dinner or something anon
>countryTHE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
>>70482126my beloved
>>70486377Look, MAYBE this was a kinda good idea in theory, like, some simple things to make office work easier?
>Country music karaokePlease no
>>70485871Vets have have an insanely high suicide rate.
>getup little doggy
>>70486556No, she did the right thing and I feel bad for her, having a son like you.
Mamarissa used to polish her pearl to Kenny Rogers
Is this a Jojo reference?
>>get up little doggieWat, kek
>>70486503the pubes sticking out is yucky
Mamarissa and Mamamori duet karaoke when?
Please tell me it's good country like Patsy Cline.
>>70486174Why are you bringing up Mumei? Is this your short-sighted attempt at a dig at the person you're replying to because you think he's a hooman?
>>70485934>>70486319Poor Shiori, hope things gets better for her...
Bonney rape?
>>70486601>4 (you)heh
>>70486377you can't be serious anon, at least buy her a switch with animal crossing or something easy, why the fuck would you try to teach programming to you tech illiterate mom?
>>70486000I will masturbate to this later
>>70486503ARE THOSE
>>70486394Based.
>>70486633the TOSS format in Yugioh outlasted the confederacy
>>70486300I've been enjoying myself a lot
>>70486593Her parents bullied her, neglected her, dont care about what happens to her, etc.
>>70486467Kek
>>70486503ay cabron
>>70486174fair
>cheap trickbased
>I like Dolly PartonOF COURSE SHE WOULD
>>70486377>>I try teaching her Python as a family bonding exerciseHow did you POSSIBLY think that would work out?
>mamarissa invented CDs
>>70486377you should’ve tried to teach her rust or ocaml. she probably hates you because you picked a shit tier programming language
I'm the only anon with a nice mom that I have a good relationship with
>>70486593asian mom
>stop reading the chatshe's afraid she will read those kind of comments...
>>70486300>>70486704Whats this? (If I cant still get the Hololive girls I don't care)
>>70486711Is it because she stuck to a non traditional job for all these years?
I live in the same region as Nerissa and seeing people gush over basic family love is just astonishing to me This is literally like every weekend for me
>>70486649This anon is lashing out cus his mom hates him
Why are midwestern women so sweet
>mamarissa was encouraged to be a country singerthis entire family has idol built in to their genetics
>>70486711Jesas, I wonder how Shiori feels when seeing a family like Nerissa's
>>70486765But what about your father?
>>70486711As someone in a similar situation I don't really feel bad when others have a functioning family. Not sure why anons are saying this about shiori
>>70486793You're very lucky friend, I hope you hug your mother today
>>70486791Nah from young age already
I'm spoiling this because it's a picture of a 3D woman, but I keep thinking of this humorous image while watching this stream
>>70486324why the fuck were you pursuing her at all if she had a bf? and you let yourself get strung along too?God I hate pathetic guys like you so much
>>70486793I makes you wonder how bad city people in US really have it...
>>70486801they haven't had to deal with Black People
>>70486779https://twitter.com/CounterSideGBL/status/1762742516766716206 It goes on for almost the whole month, you probably have time.
Harper County PTA, you retard.
>>70486711..I can save her...
>>70486813we just call them singers in america bro we dont call them idols here
>>70486054
Is Shiori's mom like most asian moms and disappointed in her coalburner daughter?
Mamarissa... please save Shiori...
>>70486813Idol/Breeding Factory Multiclass build.
>>70486791should've been a doctor or a lawyer
Me and my mom go to the movies sometimes. (She never watches the prequels to any of these movies but she likes to spend time with me) She buys me Macdonalds on the way home, I'm almost 30
>>70486795No, I love my Maman and Papan very much thank you.
>>70486817Not too hard to imagine, because it must be what I am feeling right now.
>>70486765oh yeah? I have a nice relationship with both my mom AND dad!
>>70486377>I tried teaching my mom Python as a family bonding exercise
>>70486765i have a great relationship with both of my parents. they're the best
>>70486779Counterside, you can get one freebie per holo event they do (except IRyS who is cash-only)
>>70486593Her relationship with her parents isn't very good. Sounds like the typical overbearing Asian parents that are impossible to please no matter how well you do.
>>70486793You're lucky. Take care of your family when you can.
>>70485093There’s no way you actually thought that’s just be something anyone would be into, did you?
>>70486879Unironically the only way to save Shiori is to give her a family
she's a good midwestern woman who listens to johnny cash
Enter Piss Demon
ENTERlittle MAN
>>70486833I'm just feeling envious
I think Nerissa force fed her mom to pick biboo as her oshi because there's no way she would pick biboo over gura in Hololive
>>70486946>overbearing Asian parentsNot just that but also overtly religious parents.
>>70486765luv my parentssimple aswish I didn't have to move so far away for work. been about 3 years so hoping i can find a new job closer to them again
>>70486885
mori fat
my aunt was John Denver’s highschool sweetheart
>>70486801Not all of them are, ask Uki
>>70486885Holy fucking shit
I made basque cheesecake for my mom today it was good thank you for reading my blog
>>70486765I have a pretty good relationship with my mother. My taste in music is like 80 percent identical to hers (she doesn't know a lot about classical, which I really enjoy.)
>>70486885fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>70486961So true queen go off Anya
>>70486981Shiori bullying and neglecting our child because that's all she knows LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
when are ame's, mumei's, and shiori's parents going to be on a stream?
>>70487018Rissa's mother watches streams and Gura doesn't stream.
>>70487055based
>>70486891Not now, Selenfag
>>70486864hagfas will look at this and say "hell yeah"
>that Mel forgotWHO'S MEL?
>>70486946all she had to do was not fuck black guys
>>70486377I relate.I once tried to show a girl I liked some of my programming work. She ignored me.
>>70487070weird looking tako
1500 CAM ON
>>70487091Kek
>>70486946Imagine being a daughter to strict Asian Christian parents and not becoming a doctor or lawyer.
I spent my childhood bouncing between my parents, relatives who didn't want me, and the foster care system. Due to child abuse. By the time I was living with them regularly it was because I started hitting back.Do I win a prize?
>>70484915>Anon, do you seriously think they could keep up withyes BAU BAU
>>70486885>I'll never experience thisI don't know how to feel about this
>>70486552There's another on the way
>>70486885Jesus fucking christ spoiler this shit
>>70486940>IRyS is the EXCLUSIVE premium-only Hololive unitWhat did Korean gacha devs mean by this?
>>70486885how do you not hang yourself after that
>>70486885Ah shit that hurts
>>70487091KEK
>>70487109SAY.HER.NAME.
>>70486885Holy fuck thats bleak. I feel ill relating to what that must have felt like. He just needed to check.....maybe he called her....and they had a happy end....right....?
>>70486885jesus fucking christ
Mamarissa talking about advent
>>70486801Family values
>>70487018pretty sure it’s just as simple as biboo is PG13 and streams and gura is straight up sexual sometimes and doesn’t really stream
>>70486885fucking shit...
>>70487132>asian woman>doctorlol
I'm from western Canada and this stream feels pleasantly familiar.
>>70487018>biboo over guraMaybe if Gura streams
having your family, especially your parents, on stream sounds like a fucking MEGA YAB waiting to happen when they inadvertently let slip their real name or some other personal detail
>>70485093Last time I played anything with my parents was 15 years ago just before middle school, right before they got too busy with work to have time to really do anything with me and my brotherWe never really did anything after that, and I was never good about reaching out or talking about things I liked, so I'd kinda shy away after that point when my mother tried talking to me about my hobbies a while after thatThe playful bond was just sorta dead, and I never knew how to reconnect and I just shrunk more and more into myself, never really going out and just playing games online alone in my room
>>70486885Not even close, that nigga done FUCKED up
mamarissa likes them young
>>70487133yeah your prize is trauma
>>70486885Holy shit just reading this makes me want to off myself
>>70486885Never post this traumatizing shit again, jesus FUCK
>>70486864>>70487108Hell yeah.
Mama rissa's eggs
>>70486711next time think about before being BLACKED and let your family know
SHE LIKES SHIORISAVE HER MOM
IMISSAME!
Man I love Fauna
>>70487195sorry, he meant marry a doctor or lawyer
My Ina :)