/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

Soon!

sup

>>70437921
NERD

>just take work off bro
I would but I can't. My bro needs me to come in to work that day. I can't let down my bro.

>>70438291
I'll watch it for you

>>70438291
If you don't have a kushy work from home job you are pretty fucked sadly

>>70438206
Bullying this nerd! With my penis.

Put the frame up or you're gay

>>70438754
The Kronie will leak it here before the post goes up

>>70438796
I was talking to her though

>>70438820
She is probably already gay though. Can't find any decent heterosexual women around here.

Guys, how do you stop being horny?

>>70438952
masturbate

>>70438952
SSRIs, they might male you an hero or kill someone though

>>70438985
That just makes it worse. I still want her.

>>70438985
That's a short-term solution that doesn't address the core issue.

>>70439054
The issue is Nword is fucking delectable.
I see no fixing that.

>>70439150
We are very fourtunate to have her.

>>70439150
you're into black people?

uhhh

>>70439266
Japanese people <3
>Captcha: VAGA0

Post cheeb falling into hell

>>70439323
It's not happening, is it?

>>70439460
Believe. She will wake up any minute now.

I think she should take a rest and stream other day.

find some other thread nerds

>>70439758
She actually meant 10 pm pst she was trolling everyone

i need my monthly mukbang stream cheebs

>>70439792
Cheebs once ate 4 whole 2 pound blocks of cheddar on stream...she wasn't even doing a mukbang

>>70439787
>>70439758
I give it 15 minutes

HOME

doko?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeoDRG7uchE

>>70440164
Faggot.

Holy shit an OG in chat so rare

>that hesitation

>>70440233
She only started cursing like this recently in these

>>70440250
>recently
newfag

>>70440283
Show me pre holo streams where she constantly did that

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

Kronii will save IRyS

100% already filled up her desk with trash

dammit cheebs

Girlfailure

>>70440465
hot

>>70440412
Shes just like me...

she need a husband

irys will die virgin

you could convince her to buy anything

>>70440568
just like me...

my urge to clean her room is immeasurable

Is irys humble for paying attention to a small audience after becoming famous?

IRyS

>>70440645
The small audience is just new paypigs, i've only seen 2 oldfags.

I can't imagine how unlucky IRyS is to have this british guy following her even before Hololive

>>70440568
i will save her

IRyS sexo?
IRyS sexo

>>70440716
who?

Ideal woman

Stop fucking teasing us with the ringfit and do a stream already

>>70440856
1mil endurance vertical ringfit karaoke!

>>70440935
Trying to sing and do ringfit would actually be kino

I can imagine so hard just from this dumb drawing

i wanna sniff her chair and butt

So the fags in chat just don't care about bringing up stuff she's talked about from the otherside?

>>70441201
She does it herself

>>70440164
Thanks, king

>>70441201
pretending that you dont know that she doesn't know that you know is silly

>>70441201
i don't feel like she cares much beyond what's contractually required

im awake what did i miss

>>70441456
Cute drawing

That's what depression does I think

What do you mean, trying hard to forget everything about life through escapism isn't depression haha

get fucked britfag, am watching her content for free!

i will be your manservant IRyS, you can pay me in sex

ah yes useless japan manual paperwork and redtape

>>70441589
You're paying for it in bad karma

ee-keh-ah
americans need not apply

>>70441666
Unfortunately I don't think the faggots going to get hit by a bus tomorrow. It'd be nice though.

>>70441689
Only the American way of pronouncing things matters

Japan is honestly a horrible country.

>you have to pay to throw away shit
no wonder jop houses are filled with trash and junk

>>70441666
KEK SURE

>>70441753
Or they're empty because people don't buy crap

>>70441666
>bad karma
lol

>>70441743
what I hate about Japan the most is their fucking banking system. holy fucking shit literally one of the worst systems and protocols possible. I wouldn't be surprised if people had their loved ones die because you cant withdraw emergency funds on time because of the caveman processing

>>70441666
She read my message without paying a single cent!

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

>>70441756
>>70441789
>>70441884
Too much bad karma and you're locked out of the good ending where you get married to IRyS with 2 daughters and a mansion. If you want to risk it go ahead

Keyboards are NOT a valid retirement fund...

Why does Chat keep recommending she get a WiFi booster? That just makes the problem worse because you have more latency.

>>70442008
It's an appreciating asset anon. You be crazy not to buy more

>>70442037
You think any of these people have a brain?

is that little room all she has for space?

>buying bottled water
>when you have drinkable tap water
you just get a nice glass container/pitcher and put it in the fridge...

>>70442096
They're trying to be helpful but I know she'll read that and think it's a good idea. Any WiFi booster without wired backhaul will make her wireless woes worse.

What she needs is Ethernet to an access point in her room, or to turn off her ISPs access point and replace it with a better one that has more range (one in her room would obviously be best though)

>dadRyS
wrong stream

Um…

>DadRyS

dumb...

Retard

I love this tardRyN

holy kek

yab...

I want to have sex with SLUTrys so badly. How much do I have to pay her?

she's just a little retarded

>>70442139
tap water has more stuff in it, spring water tastes better

She's so comfortable bros

the inevitable kidney stones...

If you're gonna drink soda at least drink water in between so you don't feel like complete shit

I can't help but love this retard

>raised on soda instead of milk
no wonder she thinks like this...

she's being consumed...

>you still get retards who try to say 0 cal 0 sugar soda is worse for you

there's a thread on the catalog to talk about this, why keep it in here? it's off-topic

>>70442355
It's not good for you but it's better than regular soda

>>70442333
I always thought it was really strange how Americans would just drink plain milk

>>70442368
Crosspost it. I don't leave /here/

https://twitter.com/sunekosurisuri_/status/1763927171943530906 JKRyS MMD SEX SOON

>>70442355
That's because it's got some weird chemical sweetener in it and it's still full of acid and caffiene and whatever other shit is in soda

switch doesn't have a LAN port? pretty sure it has one

>>70442451
only the OLED model dock

>JP Splat
So she changes the language to Eigo just for the stream...

>>70442451
It needs a dock and she doesn't have the right one

>>70442394
I love plain milk, I get it straight from the tap sometimes

>inb4 she forgot to switch her accounts again

>>70442419
but now that one guy needs to use this model too for something

>>70442432
the sugar part is by far the worst for you still and chemical sweeteners have been provably safe for like over 5 decades of research now

>>70442355
>But artificial sweetener can trigger an insulin response! Your body thinks its sugar so it treats it like it sugar so it's basically the same thing but worse cause of some misleading studies

>>70442503
>chemical sweeteners have been provably safe for like over 5 decades of research now
hahaha

>>70442480
It's a different account.

>>70442355
I don't like the way most diet soda tastes

>>70442480
retard

So at least 4 hours of splatoon now

>>70442503
>he doesn't know about what happened to 3rd world countries without regulations on artificial sweeteners
h'oh boy time to stop living on your bubble anontachi

>>70442586
Imma tap out now bros. Enjoy the stream

>>70439266
>he doesn't know N-word
Poopoo head.

>>70442504
boomers and their consequences

>>70442394
Americans have milk propaganda from the government since like WW1. To boost the domestic dairy industry

>she's gonna splat some noobie shota's playing on a weekend night
no... let them be happy it was a stressful week for them

>>70442646
kids are good at games, shes gonna splat the old ladies

>>70442419
>soon
i wish man that shit takes forever to do tho

Her aims kinda cracked. I never could get comfortable with splats gyro contols

>>70442589
elaborate

>>70442488
And how is exactly is this milk manufactured
Is it by approved?

This game gives me motion sickness.

>>70442394
We do it to flex on the lactose intolerant homos

>>70442745
>by
How did fda become that?

>>70442488
kani milk...

Why can't her skills be transferred to other games?

As usual I have no idea what she's talking about but she sure is cute

>>70442481
you can literally buy a usb lan adapter for the original dock

>>70442815
These skills took years to hone and her brain can process adapting what she knows to other games

>>70442884
She said she tried that and it didn't work. She probably just got a shit adapter though because it's USB-C isn't it?

That means good support but you have to buy the right one and not the chinkshit one.

ENTER
TLchama

>>70442948
shes probably just too dumb to use it right

Imagine wasting your time TLing instead of just enjoying

>>70442981
There's only one way to use it unless Nintendo makes it complicated? USB in one end, Ethernet in the other.
>>70443011
Everyone has a hobby.

>>70443011
It makes you pay more attention

She's already making excuses... she's about to seethe when they lose hard..

>>70443022
you underestimate how retarded she is

>>70443057
Fair point. I wish I could help her with these things.

>>70442948
It's USB-A. I literally have an AmazonBasics adapter and it works fine

>>70443057
Yeah, me

>>70442726
they became femboys

>>70443119
you fucking twat i was expecting a proper explanation

>already sweaty
imagine the smell

>>70443057
>putting the other end in
no...

paparin = dadrys

>Starts Splatooning
>Starts sweating

>>70443191
meds

>>70443191
chibirin = cheebs

>>70443233
seeing her completely unfiltered while playing X rank is my dream

>that annoyed 'tsk'
my fucking dick

>>70443348
why is it so hot

She knows what she's doing.
Fuck me.

>>70442419
>soon
HOW ABOUT NOW

>>70443262
>>70443348
She’s a succubus without even trying
If she knew what she was doing she’d more of a threat, I swear

How can she be so good at this game? She is never this good with other shooter games.

She's gonna drop an N-bomb if she's not careful.

>>70443439
>She studied the BladeRyS

>>70443398
I’m listening…

>>70443439
Maybe because she's played this for years

>>70443452
let it out

>Shrilly scream
Comedy everytime

>>70443356
there's something uniquely hot about seeing her angry/annoyed (esp while gaming), i guess because it shows her passion

>>70443452
give it an hour or two. she'll be frustrated and sweaty by then

>sweaty on splatoon
>doesn't know the meta
unfathomably based. fuck metafags

>>70443398

>>70443599
You need to know the meta to be good

can you play splatoon with a mouse? based if you can

Im so sorry your oshi is graduating soon irysbros...

How long do you think she will stream?

>>70443398
Now show me AssRyS

>>70443398
SEX

>>70443658
It's Splatoon. This could easily go on for a while if she doesn't get bored of shit WiFi.

>>70443640
no but nintendo basically perfected motion control shooter controls with this game

>>70442745
I run a legitimate establishment

LIARS!!!!!

I'm just waiting for her to say the f-word at this point, she's already said shit unfiltered multiple times

>>70443631
on weapons that recently got a buff sure. but most metas are artificial as fuck. people latch on to it just because some autist is killing with it out of nowhere. now everyone wants to hop in.

>>70443658
Depends on how tilted she gets by low rank matches
If she doesn't get fucked by smurfs too much it could go on hours without her even noticing

I think she should swear more

>>70443782
I don't think my balls would like that

I hate discord swear beggars.

That tsk
I am rock hard now.

>>70443724
Guess CowRyS girls make do…
I’d like to work there

>>70443862
+1

cussing is gross when it becomes part of your normal vocabulary
it should be reserved for special occasions like beanstuck

AngyRyS is to bratty for me to handle
I want more

>>70443969
Even Mori thinks it's cringe now

>>70443969
It is though lmao, she already said that she's a sailor off stream, keep coping

>>70443969
I really think it’s more of a case by case thing, especially with frequency and cadence but it’s not much of an issue to me so I’m fine either way

>>70443986
IRyS really reversed the corruption spell on her kek

>doesn't see a 2shot weapon good
she's kinda...

>>70444007
Oh yeah I forgot about when she brought that up with MegaMan
And then there’s Flare who could testify too

>>70444052
she's used to regular chargers

>>70443684
+1

>>70444050
Mori’ll apparently still be that way in members and maybe off stream. She’s at least said as much. We gotta see if it sticks or if she relapses too

>I FUCK---
IRyS...

there it is

there we go. good, let the hate flow so the blood on my crotch also flows

>>70444073
Thing for me is, I'm not "begging" for her to swear more than she does. It's more that I literally know that she swears a lot more than this offstream so it feels like she's holding herself back and not showing a side of herself that I want to see

>>70444189
i am full mast

And now I’m erect…

>>70444073
Achan & Suzy too don't forget

she's right blasters are stupid OP in tower control

shes gonna say the gamer word

>>70444050
>mori stops cursing
>IRyS starts cursing
is this supposed to be some sort of victory

Sorry for having an autistic meltdown in the thread last night, once I get worked up I can't really think rationally until I calm down
I'm looking forward to the live

>>70444203
Oh no trust me I get it. I’d like her to be as much as her unrestrained and comfortable self possible too. Most people are normally better off that way mentally

>>70444339
its okay we all go a little schizo once in a while
just be better in the future

>>70444263
Ah true

Just had my PTO for the 7th approved, I am ready

>>70444339
Guess it happens to a lot of us. Remember to relax from time to time

>>70444421
>using PTO everytime your oshi does a special stream
based and same

>>70444306
>starts
?

She's singing "fuukyu all blacks"

>>70437744
>STREAM KYOUFUU ALL BACKRyS DO IT FOR CHEEBS
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njqQ3niSUqs

I was half expecting her to shill her cover there

>old
no...

I was wondering how this was going to get struck down

>>70444339
You're not sorry, you'll do this again

>That threads going to archive
The bias jannies have against her is insane

>>70444486
I get 51 days of PTO a year since I work three shifts, might as well use them for something fun

>>70444585
> apology without change of behaviour is manipulation.
spot on

What is she doing..?

>>70444700
wants to be sweaty and lazy at the same time

>>70444700
Put the audio of a really old zatsu of hers up so she doesn't have to talk while Splatting

>went to a music festival
>10% sick
some things never change

Now there are two of them!

Wonder how much this album goes for nowadays

>>70444642
keep crying, are you gonna post your Mori dox now?

>>70444642
Ignore schizos and focus on cute girls

>wants to focus on the game
>now she cant and does worse because she's cringing at herself

c-cute....

>Kronies are unironically better than us about this
That's...really sad

i love her...

>>70444421
I had already signed up for PTO on the 6th, but I got it transferred to the 7th when I saw the time.

>>70444845
Yeah but it's kronii, when youtube for some reason recommended me her RM channel after she debuted it was really fucking boring, i didn't even bother taking a screenshot.

>>70444646
What the fuck, I get 14 days a year...

the depression sleeps...

>>70444956
Job issue

>>70444956
>only 14
the fuck is this. 2006?

kys bltards

>>70444845
IRyS unironically has more antis than kronii

>>70445016
A good amount being kronies, for example the leaker

>>70444956
The 51 are 30 days of regular PTO from my contract and then an extra 21 days since I pull a lot of overtime working three shifts. I could get those 21 days paid out if I wanted to, but usually I'd rather take the time off.
Are you American? I always hear American companies are really stingy with PTO.

>>70445063
keep crying

>>70445084
>Are you American? I always hear American companies are really stingy with PTO.
we basically have non-existent PTO

死ね~

>>70444956
Me too.

>>70444992
Guess that's true, it's one of those jobs that in theory "anyone" can do and your employer thinks of everyone as disposable, but the moment "anyone" gets hired they don't last a week or if "anyone" calls in sick it throws everything into disarray for that particular shift.

They even tried hiring women for diversity sake and by the end of the first shift they were all giving up.

>>70444956
Hello American guy

her nonexistent immune system...

Her seiso "Ahhh~~"s are anything but...
Me like.

>>70445252
Everyone gets sick when they travel to an unfamilar country

>>70445296
Not me I just shit my brains out for a day in the hotel after eating the food, that was gonna happen to me anyway though.

>>70445252
She doesn't have enough sex.

>>70445368
So... the more you have sex the better your immune system?

It's weird hearing about this world of utaite, I can never imagine giving a shit about it

>>70445368
fascinating

>>70444651
Anger issues run in my family, I unironically can't help it
My dad and both of my siblings have really short tempers too

I kinda want that album now... Wonder if anyone is reselling it from all these years ago, it'd probably be really tough to track down

>when is she gonna sing
kek

>Paperboat was there
I am so jealous

she could re-release her album.

>>70445488
>only 200 copies
literally impossible. you'd have to hunt down ojisans from *** for that

>>70445545
She could. I assume COVER would allow her to do that in her own time?
I doubt she has any interest in it though. A shame.

>>70445450
>can't help it
Kys

>>70445450
The cure for anger issues is for you to get your shit kicked in so hard you'll think twice before throwing bitch fits next time, i'll do the honors.

>>70445573
He's saying she should make more copies or re-master it.

>>70445488
The people who have those aren't going to just easily part with them. They'd all be hardcore utaite otaku and collectors, unless you have something equally rare to trade them for it or are willing to drop ungodly amounts of cash that's never going to happen.

>>70445450
And you think that makes you not accountable for your actions? GSH

>>70445643
Oh yeah those hitites are crazy.

>>70445596
We have no idea how IRyS' situation is with the whole vSinger deal she got, but the "normal" Holos are able to make and release music just fine in their off time, there's a handful who do.

>>70445450
You have to focus on changing your actions
Next time you get upset, think about whether you flipping out is the type of person you’ll want to be years later

>>70444339
what did you do?

>>70445596
would also depend on her contract. some holos cant

>>70445729
Is the Vsinger thing still on? Aside from title of course

>>70445867
no

>>70445855
Hence the assumption.
>>70445729
I know there are some that do that in their own time, yeah.

>>70445867
The title isn't even there anymore

>>70445867
Presumably no since she's bankrolling her own shit now but who knows the particulars

here comes the vsinger timeloop

>>70445867
We have absolutely no way of knowing what kind of contract she has now and she'd obviously never talk about it publicly.
"Project Hope" was dissolved and she's a "regular" member of HoloEN now as far as the public goes, but on the backend she could still be working under lord knows what kind of contract.

>>70445958
It's from a good place. Best to stop though.

Hope having her old self in the background doesn't lead to any yabs. I'm off to bed

>>70445976
she's probably just like the rest of them now, thank god for that

>>70446015
how would that result in a yab

Irys should drop holo and join vshojo

>>70446017
I actually followed her because of the Project Hope songs but this is also fine i guess

>>70446017
We can assume, but we don't know.
IRyS is in the weird spot where we really can't say what she is and isn't allowed to do by looking at other Holos, her background/ journey in the company is too different from everyone else.

>>70446078
antis mindset

Mud wrestling with IRyS....

>>70446137
stop being dumb, she's just like the other EN members now, she communicated that pretty clearly

she actually got tired of herself

i wouldn't complain about a detailed onsen report desu

>>70446015
She's done it before.

now I want to know what happened on that onsen trip

I love various arranges of mozaik role

>>70446283
she was VERY naked

>>70446347
Don’t tempt me

>>70446347
but how naked?

you think IRyS shaves her armpit hair

what did I miss about an onsen trip?

>>70446381
you can't really get more naked if you're in an onsen

>>70446347
You don't get naked in public onsens

Jap song knowers let me know when a DMCA one comes up

>>70446078
just ignore the retards. also concernfags/doomers are the worst

>>70446390
she 100% goes to a laser saloon or whatever they're called

I wish she sang Vocaloid more often during karaoke...

>>70446429
>Ignore the retards
You new here?

>>70446415
fine how was the shrubbery then?

she sounds noticeably younger

>>70446426
it's like all old school vocaloid so that's pretty unlikely

>>70446487
Because she is. What I wouldn't give to be around her.

>>70446520
stop being creepy

>>70446381
Pussy and anus exposed for all to see

>>70446475
idk supacha her i guess

>>70446563
He's the creepy brit that's impossible

>>70446563
It's not creepy. I wholeheartedly mean it

cuteeeee

>>70446600
Watching him hornypost is a new level of depravity I don't want to see

sweaty vulva dance practice

Duets with herself are kinda nice
She should look into doing a proper karaoke like this, pre-record some vocal tracks and then do the duet to it live
I think that'd be really cool

kek

hot

lets gooooo

She used to be such an adorable little girl, now she's a foul mouthed hag...

So this is where she learned to swear...

Pff

>NND TTS
jesas may ojisan hair is further turning grey

Damned potty mouthed brat. I'll eat her butthole as punishment!!

Is this a new form of content where you play games while let your past works for you?

She is so much more retarded than we thought...

>>70446839
i love hearing that tts...

>title has 'go' in it
>she thought it was othello halfway
I love retards so much

bouyomikun my beloved

>>70446839
it makes me miss the old Touhou animations

Yuri hate

Saki is amazing. Ritz really needs to hurry up and stop going on hiatus all the time...

UH OH YAAAAAABEEEE

Again

jesas RIP VODfags

retard....

this dumbass

She gets dumber every monthly stream it's kind of impressive

who's this iris person she keeps bring up?

shes so dumb

>>70447095
zero killed her...

The line between those 2 is getting thinner and thinner.

This retard is definitely a freeloader.

There goes the archive. She's gonna delete it now.

why is she listening to her past self?

>>70447127
I pay my way

>>70447127
>obvious burner account
sasuga slowchama

>>70446969
every break she takes awais boobs grow 1 cup size

>>70447127
definitely one of the retard from that thread

>>70447184
I'm not in that thread

>>70447175
>

>>70447127
I'd be surprised if more than 1/4 of viewers are subbed.

>>70447157
Well, anyway, the point is that just because she messed up doesn't mean you should make it worse.

>>70447258
That number should be about 40% of what it currently is

>>70447304
She's going to private the VOD now anyway. That was funny. You have no sense of humour.

>>70447127
She need to set to it to sub mode and 1 month chat.

>>70447361
She should.

>>70447361
Or just personally send the links like she used to.

i am saddened by the realization that i will never relive mid2010s niconico

if it's not singing copyright songs, it's fucking up and using the wrong name. one way or another every vod ends up gone

>>70447428
It is what it is

>>70447361
What’s the longest she can set it to, 1 month? If so, she should.

why is he posting Mori doxx

IRyS has completely taken over...

>>70447420
you have to be really deep in weeb delusion to think niconico was worth visiting

Can't she just edit it out of the VOD like a normal person

IRyS is basically HoloJP stucked in HoloEN

>>70447415
She hasn't got time for that anymore.

>>70447488
>editing vods
>IRyS
anon…

>>70447476
i'm a vocarofag so i mean

IRyS is not streaming you cunts

FREEEEEDDOOOOMM!!!

>>70447508
the hope stone vod will be edited soon

>>70447496
It takes like an hour and she can just have Karen help.

>>70447533
But Namirin is

>>70447465
pretty much the usual during eurohours for the past 3 years

>>70447415
I mean someone who is paying is sharing the link, that doesn't fix anything

>>70447567
A Kronie no less. How the fuck did she end up with people like that in her orbit?

>>70447608
shes friends with kronii

>>70447608
You can figure out who it is if you look at the chat and recognize kronies.

>>70447635
Kronii's alright. I bet if she were watching she wouldn't say or do anything.

What do you think corrupted her to be the person right now?

>>70447648
I don't know any Kronies though and also they aren't stupid enough to use their oshi mark like the IRyStocrats.

>>70447488
she does not even remotely care enough to spend time doing that

there is no love triangle is Macross since the other dude is an unironic rapist

Misa Hayase bros...

>>70447704
Anime and Manga did this to her.

>>70447704
the demands of adult life and kronii

immediately BTFO kek

>>70447704
school days and eva

>>70447732
I was going to correct you but remembered that Minmai was both desperate thinking they were going to die and thought Hikaru just as a good friend at best or leading him on at worst, by the time she realized she liked him he was already with the hag.

>>70447608
The kronie thread is so fucking dead that crats have taken over it. It's been like that for over a year already

some things truly NEVER change

>>70447704
Hagdom.

>>70447919
There's still kronies there. I can smell them.

>I call it a day
nice 3 more hours

>>70448020
I don't, ready to dip here.

SEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

AHN AHHH AHHHN AHH

MY FUCKING SIDES

SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

oh wow

MY GOD

sex [monotone]

that's the first ohogoe i've ever heard from her

You now remember the collab cover of this song IRyS was a part of and Sora's moans

>skipped it
cute and embarrassed

>>70448146
>now

>>70448146
What was this song called again? Do you have a link to it? I haven't watched it in like 2 years...

>>70448146
>forgetting
dumbchama

>>70448146
that kinda lives rent free in my head

>>70448149
No I think she only sang thew first bit, it faded, then she skipped
But still cute an embarrased, she couldn't even fully do it in members
>>70448198
IfuuDouDou I think