/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>70394586
i will molest as much people as i can.

>>70394586
Why, of course.
I'll give free cookies to everyone.

>>70394698

>>70394586
Will there be a ballpit to play in?

>>70394586
i'd rather choke on my own cum and die

>>70394586
I don't want to go to Jakarta

I've met people from the 4chans before. We introduced ourselves then it was awkward and that was it.
Now throw emotional attachment into the mix and you have a three hour scenario where you listen to a megafan talk about their favorite streams while you're the only one representing your oshi and an extrovert has attached themselves to you and is now draining your social battery.
Then there's a chance a Vtuber shows up undetected and all of your deep dark secrets are being sent through a pocket microphone back to Cover HQ.

>>70394586
I would fuck mentally ill sisters so much

>>70394586
honestly yes just because I think it would be funny

I would have sex with most of the femanons. I'd rape them if I had to.

>>70394586
Meet up at Eastern Ukraine, near the border. Don't forget to bring fireworks.

>>70394586
I wouldn't.
As a handsome dude, too many people would develop a crush once they see me.

>>70394586
Just go to Holofes or pretty much any anime convention that has a vtuber presence. There's meetups happening.

I don't want any of you sociopaths near me.

Imagine all the cute SEA niji sisters

>>70394586
il come just to stab every single one of (You) with a rusty spoon

>>70396395

>>70394586
I'd meet up with femsaplings

>>70394586
i would bring a gun to shoot any homobeggars and it will be all worth it.

>>70394698
YAMEROOO

>>70396344
they are all fat.

it'd be more interesting if everybody who was on /vt/ for any period of time at any point during some particularly day was transported to a meet-up on the morning of the following day
Imagine the vtubers

>>70394586
Absolutely not. I’d think that anybody who went to a meet up was a fucking loser and a freak. Then I’d make fun of them by posting /here/ while I sit alone and sad in my room wondering why I have no friends.

>>70394698
Uh oh...
What's in those cookies?

>>70394586
Depends.
Hololive and indie fans could be fun, but I don't want to associate with Niji fans.

>>70395280
That would be fun.

>>70395942
I already have stalkers here...
How would that translate into real life?

>>70394586
yes
i will come and fuck all the chinses sisters femcel

>>70394586
yeah, it'd be fun

i'm shooting at least one of you

>>70404371
Shoot your goo my dude

>>70402887
It would be even more interesting if we're locked there and we only would be free if we can discover and capture all vtubers there

i would instantly get put into a mating press so no

>>70404639
"My mommy and daddy met on 4chan."

I would love to beat the shit out of the losers who are shit talking my oshi!

i've only met people from this site at conventions which basically means they are already adept enough to socialize at least 3 days out of the year and also hold a job due to the cost of these things.
all of them were cool.
t. /cgl/

if i met a femanon from /vt/ probably the first question i'd ask them is who they are so i can subscribe

>>70404639
Hey

>>70403862
Keep it up and ill abduct you and get a meal together to find out why youre like this

>>70394586
I'll take down as many of you together with me by planning bombs all over the place

>>70408484
that's not very sheeshpogbased of you, famelira

Inf had one, only 3 anons showed up and one of them is gabe.

>>70394586
If it were an indoor venue I'd lock the doors and set fire to the building.
If it was outdoors, I'd detonate bombs in the middle and sequentially do the same for every exit point for maximum kills.
None of you should be allowed to roam free.

>>70403862
I'm glad I'm not the only one

>>70394586
Intra-general ones can probably work, catalogue is too much of a boiling pot to try and organize anything like that.

Only if I get to have a fight with them too.

>>70394586
>If there was a /vt/ meet up would you come?
sure
>do you think it would be a fun time?
absolutely not

I'm going to fuck FWMC

>>70404639
Bae?

>>70395280
>an extrovert has attached themselves to you and is now draining your social battery
god i fucking hate it when that happens

>>70394586
Only saplings.
They're pleasant and cute.
And maybe ruffians, but only the goslingposters.

>>70396344
The local nijisisters kinda suck irl desu

>>70394586
hell fucking yeah
/vt/ meetup at offkai this year?

>>70394586
>"Anon, do you like Calli?"
>"Mori."
>"Huh?"
>"It's Mori, retard."
>"O-okay. Do you like her?"
>*A black guy passes by*
>"Nigger!"

>>70416157
Kek

>>70416157
Wait why did the black guy call us a nigger?

I'm scared of typing online unless I'm anonymous, no way in hell I'm going outside to meet people.

>>70394586
Idk but I’m bringing several weapons

>>70408484
You plant the bombs. Plant. Planting.

>>70417798
uuuoooooohhhhhhhhh rapeable anon

>>70394586
What kino will we watch in our private theater?
Imagine if watchalongs evolved to be in an actual theater where the vtuber is projected on screen and a few hundred fans get to watch with her after a convention or meet and greet.

I would eat the /vt/ brownies.

>>70394586
But I've already met with anons from /vt/?

>>70394586
>>70394698
>>70394808
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>>70403886
Anyone have the pic of that anon making cookies with semen?

>>70394586
im gonna fucking shoot you all

>>70394586
I met up with a friend I hadn’t seen in years at an anime convention, and he said something along the lines of ‘ew you’re a fucking Deadbeat?’. So I put him in a headlock. Mf forgot he wasn’t on /vt/. I would do the same at the meetup.

>>70394586
Imagine the smell of hundreds of unwashed weeb asses.

>>70425012
Weebs are cleaner than comic fans nowadays.

>>70394586
>do you think it would be a fun time?
Gay orgy

>>70394586
I would rape you on the spot, you fag

>>70394586
I hate myself for interacting with you faggots online. I'd rather die in the most horrendously excruciating way possible than go to a /vt/ meetup.

I will IRL superchat any vtuber I find.

>>70394586
As long as its somewhere with metal detectors. Some of you are funny, but I trust none of you.

>>70394586
No, I don't want to ingest sperm-infused brownies.

>>70424078
https://litter.catbox.moe/ta2ce0.jpg

>>70426309
>missing out on free nutrients

>>70394586
No thanks I don't want to visit the Philippines

>>70426639
Don't worry, the flips will visit you.

>>70394586
>go to meetup
>tie a Watamelon flag to a post
>refuse to elaborate
>leave
Just like I do on /vt/.

>>70394586
I'm gonna cosplay Aqua!

>>70394586
>If there was a /vt/ meet up would you come?
Just show up to the next EN concert anon

>>70394586
No, maybe.
Whatever you do, don't consume anything given to you by anyone there.

Watamelon love

>>70399878
>asians
Unless they're Filipinx they're likely to be fine.

>>70394586
If I want to meet a pleasant person to be around this is among the last places for it

>>70394586
I've been to a vtuber fanbase meetup multiple times throughout the last year, it was pretty cool. She was there cosplaying herself as well.

>>70394586
I'd like to see those femanon who keep supporting those homo look like

>>70394586
It'd be fun to watch the holos and nijis either awkwardly avoid or try to kill each other. So yes.

>>70394586
>Imagine the smell

>>70394586
>he doesn't know about the offkai meetup

>>70394586
I wouldn't come, the /vt/ orgy at Fraunce's Tavern back in the day was a disappointment.

>>70432284
be sure to bring a harpoon

>>70436624
Leave it to /vt/ to desecrate a historic place like that

>>70394586
I'm not willing to go to Jakarta.

>>70394586
Only if one of you fucks is a Lamy

I'm gonna try fucking all of you until my dick can only ejaculate blood.

>>70394586
It would be the most Mexicans per square meter ever documented apart from the southern border

>>70394586
No.