/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

1. You
2. Can't
3. Speak
4. English
5. Faggot

>>70386048
>waaa you have to speak good english on cambodian bamboo basket weaving forum waaaaa
Nein.

1. Its
2. Her
3. Fucking
4. Job
5. SEAnig

>>70386275
She's not a streamer, also>>70386247

>>70386048
fpbp
>>70386275
/thread

>>70386344
Shes not even a vtweeter…

>>70386438
That because she's a talent.

1. Money
2. Contract
3. Holo success
4. Chumbuds membership
5. She already has free time, might as well earn money while still playing games.

>>70386602
Her only talent is sucking dick (mine)

>>70386729
>1. Money
Maybe, she didn't care about earning more money.
>2. Contract
Citation needed.
>3. Holo success
Holo is doing fine.
>4. Chumbuds membership
Chumbuds can just cancel their membership.
>5. She already has free time, might as well earn money while still playing games.
It's the same as reason #1.

>>70386275
It's not though.

>>70386777
I genuinely scared of fellatio.
You do know that female's jaw have the capability to bite of your dick, right?

>>70386862
>muh-maybe she doesnt do it for the money...
>shes actually an idol not a streamer
Then why doesnt she perform on stage or at least release songs, hell a fucking cover song every now and again would be fine. Atm all gura is is a PNG that schizos throw money at hoping it will speak to them again

At this point is best to treat her like a Youtuber that post occasionally rather than a vtuber that streams, is hard to accept at first like how Pewdiepie stopped, but they won in life already, if there no passion just fullfill your contract obligations till it expires.

>>70387058
now say that again but in english

>>70387058
And you can break your dick inside pussy. No fun without danger, that's life for ya.

>>70387124
And why these "schizos" throw money at gura?

>>70387323
here>>70386247

>>70387342
>you can break your dick inside pussy.
That can't be real...

>>70387360
Sunk cost phalicy

>>70387216
>expires
Anon, hololive is gura's retirement plan.

>>70387432
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture
All these things are much rarer than car crashes, so you can stop worrying.

this guy just wanted to avatarfag as gura

>>70387596
No way!

>>70385970
1. It's her job.
2. It's her fucking job.
3. What else is she going to do?
4. Did I already mention that it's her job?
5. Making bread and rereading the Hobbit is not her job.

>>70385970
She unironically doesn't *have* to do anything at all. If Cover's cool with her breaks, then that's that.

>>70387750
Streaming is not her job.
>>70387800
Sure, i just don't understand why sisters have problem with gura lack of streamings.

>>70385970
1. mating press
2. upside down deepthroat facefuck
3. clit + g-spot + nipple vibrator torture
4. full nelson anal
5. dragon dildo

Doesn't have to be every day. In fact I suggest a nice and easy once a week for starters. Think she could manage that?

>>70385970
1. I say so
2..I say so
3. I say so
4. I say so
5. I say so

>>70387216
>is hard to accept at first like how Pewdiepie stopped
You have to be 18 years or older to use this website.

>>70388531
>why sisters have problem with gura lack of streamings.
Its not that. Gura's lack of streaming is just more ammo against her. There would be nonstop seethe threads no matter what. The reasons they hate her are as follows
>1. She's sells an ungodly amount of merch and makes a shitload through memberships
>2. She's the most subscribed, or one of the most, in all of EN vtubing and has more subs than every single JP chuuba
>3. she keeps to herself for the most part and barely associates with other gens or corpos
>4. pretends the homo don't exist
>5. barely streams
If #5 wasn't true, she would still get daily seethe threads due to 1-4. For proof of this, just look at the nonstop FuwaMoco seethe threads.

>>70385970

I'll be sad if she doesn't.

>>70385970
>It's her job
>People are paying money to be part of her membership, even if they're only paying once for a month it isn't worth the price given she does less membership streams than she does main channel streams
>she is the most successful vtuber in the world, fucking act like it.
>She doesn't stream enough to be burnt out
>because OP is a fucking faggot.

>>70385970
>everyday.
we could start with every week and work our way up

>>70385970
no

I would like 2 reasons why she can’t do 1 1 hour stream a month.
Being busy as jp idol or mascot is not good enough.

>>70385970
1. She's cute
2. She's funny
3. She's cunny
4. She's my wife
5. She hates homos

>>70385970
1. I wanna suck on Gura's nipples.
2. I wanna suck on them.
3. I don't care if she streams.
4. I just wanna suck on her nipples.
5. That is all.
6. Bonus reason.

>>70386344
She literally said on twitter that she's a streamer retard.